WS: Bacon

[askateboarder911]

0:45 lettin the cold outta the fridge!! NOOOO!!

[LuluNY914]

HAHAHAHAH , his accent . holy shit . lmfaoo i'm laughing so hardd . "she can't run in those little high heels!"

[KaroSmiles]

bacon is good for me

she cant run in those little high heels

~*~*~*

[sammyxdee]

LMFAO

[CurtMortis]

At first you hear him talk and figure he's a dumb kid but he's got a really good vocabulary and says nonstop funny things, quite advanced for a little fatass.

[stupidkid629]

where the fuck he going? lol ah man i love this rating shows

[ku42]

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[SaninKatai]

I guess that really burned his bacon.

[HerecomestheCalavera]

She won't stop me, thats why im wearing shirt in this scene. LOL

[Guitarherometalfan]

when he will get old enough hes gonna be a terrorist :S

[xGINGERKID26x]

pause at 0 31 he is a little puppy!

[charlieman1234]

hahaha what a little knob head

[Kokobunnie90]

all over some fucking bacon.

[CornFedArmen]

fat AND retarded---if he stays in the untied states he's destined to become a successful politician

[Scorinthos]

listen little asshole fuck listen to that lady unless she is not your man...

[WTCproductions22x]

what a d***. stuck up snob who wants EVERYTHING

[tiresome79]

Dang I missed this week's episode. I just caught up tho at goodwifestreaming (.) com

[JustSelena2009]

this is so stupid

a kid will be so mad if he did not get his bacon lol wtf

[emoe3000]

That was funny lol!

[paddym2k8]

I love the face he does at 0:31

[ilovebaseball21]

he acts like he is 37

[maniandpink]

@ilovebaseball21 He probably heard that exact same speech from someone who is about 37... :)

[slightliestupid9]

ill bet this kid is eating bacon right now..

[ilovebaseball21]

@slightliestupid9 lol

[coronalwave]

mwah ha ha! He let you take the easy cheese- but you should have known to leave the bacon alone!

[NinthEuphoric]

Trust me, kid, that lady was doing you a favour. The bacon really wasn't working out for you!

[1x800xPOCKETS]

He's not spoiled, he's just a little kid. Jesus Christ.

[CircledRock]

Holy shit,

[ ] not told

[x] f*cking told

Damn, new king

[SoulOnFire1230]

i'd be mad too if somebody tried to steal my bacon

[MoniqueHally]

wtf are you all on about?! That guys a legend.

[boredpcguy]

I would do the same if I were not allowed bacon. She can't run in them high heels!

[imposibru]

bye curtis. have a nice life.

[xwinger15]

new king

[OxSketchxO]

HOLY SHIT HE IS EPIC.



[Timmadee]

AAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHA ITS FUNNIER CUS HE'S BEING SERIOUS.

[spicyMcHAGGIS9green]

New king of /b/.

[philipinachick]

@spicyMcHAGGIS9green

1 & 2 FFS

[spicyMcHAGGIS9green]

@philipinachick Only applies to raids newfag.

[WideLegoWorld]

@spicyMcHAGGIS9green of what ?

[spicyMcHAGGIS9green]

@WideLegoWorld If you have to ask, you will never know.

[Magicmaker45]

This kid needs to get slapped. Hard.

[Mooorhe]

I just find how outspoken he is even though he's talking stoopid

[SilentxMonkey]

that was a pretty good deal she offered him lol " NO I KEEP LOSING AT DEALS AND I DONT WANNA MAKE A DEAL ANYMORE" lmao idiot

[Liila6241]

omg. how old does he think he is? his accent is so annoying. Man, who does he think he is? the girl is trying to do them a nice thing and he's just being a brat about it. Hey, kid! U don't always get what u want! Suck it up and MOVE ON!!!

[LoveItLikeX]

hahahahahahaahahhaahahhaahhaha­ahahahahahaahhaahaaaaaaa

he's such a fat little diva.

 hahahahahahaaaaaa

[supergoblin007]

LOOOOOOOOOOL

[Otherpie]

A little fat kid with that haircut and a redneck accent whining about not getting bacon...

Doesn't get any more american/funny than this :D

[skillz145]

LOL

[berny6020]

BACON IS GOOD 4 ME! Erinnert mi irgendwie an den jungen monti... MUUUHAHAHA!

[TheBrittanySeventeen]

hahaha when he talks about her not being able to chase him b/c of her "little high heels" rofl :D

[thealvarezeddie]

i'm coming to the edge

[vampires0suck0blood]

'urgh' 'i gotta tell ya somethan',BACON IS GOOD FOR ME' ' never...see...this face...again!' luv it!

[XBarbiieBreakdownX]

LMFAO

I cried of laughter, I love this kid XD

[Cameeb]

"i Dont like this crap!"

[Basjex3Annelies]

love that kid ;D

[deegurl95]

wow. this is hilarious!!! this kid, seems like really smart, and spoiled....wow

[deegurl95]

wow. this is hilarious!!! this kid, seems like really smart, and spoiled....wow

[deegurl95]

wow. this is hilarious!!!

[PsychedelicVideos]

goddamn upity niggers always stealing our bacon.

[aolex]

hahahaha, fucking fat kid. go spring under the train, you are the annoying kind ;)!

[auksina]

and after 3 steps he passed out...

but seriously,how much did his mom attached him to junk food?that short-time mom was doing the a favor!!

after 5 years that boy is gonna regret of eating to much junk food and will beg for that short-time mom to come back...

[Wuhahaha69]

Poor kid.

[TheBogishBoy]

Omg CARTMAN ;DDDDDDDD

[harmor515]

hahaha sooo epic vid. Cartman xD

[hotdog707]

he looks like cartman

[Scar246]

That ugly fat ass needs an ass-whooping. Oh I forgot, no hand is big enough for that. Stupid fat ass.

[AlbinoGoudvis]

Running away is not such a bad thing: he need the exercise.

[BrugesFan23]

hahah soo goood

[OLxBROLxINxJUNxNOL]

Never come between a boy and his bacon.

[macho417]

His opinion will change when he'll be 16-17 years old. He would cry, that he is such a fat pig, that girls wouldnt like him. Sorry for my bad english.

[KDC1910]

Texas is BACON COUNTRY !!!!

[Gothyboi]

omg spoiled brats...

when i was young(yeah like 10 years ago) we'd get spanked if we said such things...

Times have changed and I don't think it's gonna get any better.

[felix24375]

angry kid!

[Arianyr]

whoa... epic...

[Angerfist2]

lolwut the heck was this about

[vikikis]

fagg, pidar, moron

[thomasortmann1991]

Fatass...

Made in USA!!

[supercoleman777]

dang

[AstridToppinen]

reminds me of cartman :)

[raylay93]

haha lmao this is so embarrassing... im so happy i have culture in my family=]

[raylay93]

haha lmao this is soo sad!

[Benjamin5050]

well in the US i guess the kids like fast food.. in the uk he would have a kid of his own by now and be stabbing people while on state benefits..

[thebresker]

Curtis is employed by the Bacon Marketing Board, he's a ringer. They planted him.

[firkopersson]

in america...

[wickerone]

"United State of America", America is all the continent.

[firkopersson]

because u don't live in america. In America everything is stupid!

[rpbaur]

His little suitcase. xD

[joshingledew]

she cant run in those little high heels hahahahahahaa, this is soooo funny

[worragoose]

thats fucking hilarious :'D

[bakura23]

british comedy panel show "8 out of 10 cat's" showed this clip and the presenter/comidean jimmy carr said at the end "he look's really young to be married dosn't he"

(the related question was whether ??% of parent's use a parenting tip from a reality show)

[sparkapunk85]

kid is f£$%ing funny man wat a dude

[BeckayyJayy]

Thisss sooooo makess mee Laughh Bahahaha! xxx

[dittonamed]

a lot of adults sound exactly like this. (most likely his mother or father does). funny for a kid to talk like that, though id let him sleep outside if was his daddy

[FailFailFail123]

OMFG funniest kid alive. Thanks so much for putting this on, and btw what the hell is "sorry people" ment to be, bless him! i wish he was my brother;)

[XoCiaraX]

funny!

[jaysOPINIONS]

this is how i imagine every american kid! overweight and gobby, but hes dam funny!! what a legend! ...........if obama can become president then this kid has a serious chance of leading the usa!

[beastiebowies]

hahaha! kids these days...

[Speng876]

Curtis serious like judge to rahtid....hahahahahahah

[MrOminic]

MAN, what a spoiled little redneck brat....but to make a big deal about bacon, priceless

[frostedsnakes08]

hey my name is curtis lololol

[kikichoo123]

why does he suddenly make that face for 3 seconds when he stops talking at 0:31??

haha its hilarious

bacon is good foh me :)

[Xbiggie216X]

at :31 the face of a cereal killer

[ImBord360]

this is why ppl think america is fat and stupid.

[akcliffy]

....yeah, but we are fat and stupid

[xxlpropipelxx]

is that why were one of the most advanced countries in the world?

[akcliffy]

actually yes, our over indulgence with - food, entertainment, and technology is turning us into buttered up morons.

if you dis-agree just pick up a paper, new obesity findings come out monthly if not weekly, and our kids in school have some of the lowest grade averages.

being advanced isn't an alternative way of saying "healthy and smart"

[DonTheCritic]

Aaaaah... children are so much less adorable when they're obese...

AND IT'S FATASS BY A NOSE!

[SweShuffle]

lol 0:32

[supfat12]

hahahahhahahaha

[iLOVEiceland100]

that kid is so freakin seriois this is so funny

[DemiandSelenafanone]

jennifer stone favourited this! how amusing!

[HeyyHuda]

lmaooooo

[rangedtiger]

it made me laugh so hard oh my

he didnt even say the n word! Lol

[gagoff]

Likely scripted/fake, but still hilarious. I love bacon.... :)

[drejones21]

hahaha... that kids got problems.

[theshaniashow2009]

wow that was real comedy ! funny

[miamicane50]

LOL..this little boy is a plum fool, yet his speech is so sophisticated for his age, he's a smart lil hubgry country boy

[Vwassel]

Where is my belt....

[K0olt]

Im packing my bags!!! HAHAHAH

she can´t run thous high hills!!!

You´ll never see this face again!!

HAHAHAHAHA <3

[randy88moss]

Hahaha....the fatty is pretty articulate for a southern inbred.

[abyssimus]

What they need to do is lock the door, put on party hats and party music, don't let him in when he comes whimpering back, and then act like they were partying the whole time. And don't just let him in as he's about to cry, no, wait until he'd cried, stopped crying "because he's learned his lesson," and then wait until he cries some more because everybody knows better.

[etherealstill]

How much would you pay just to see someone punch this sack of shit so hard that his bacon flies out of his ass?

[RB2RyAn]

what a little fuck, he has to learn how to respect people who can fuckin step on him

[liammmk]

Who the fuck would respect a nigger

[petrosz12]

lol

[hellspawnds]

a smart redneck?

[merami1]

I dont know how Joy held herself together, I'd be cracking up.

[sarenel11]

Wow he's a brat!

[Ohgasmik]

This guy is funny..

[LUVuBUDDYkinda]

and shes bes sarcastic he so cute

[iivanTV]

he talks like my grandpa lol

[cepacol06]

respect my authorotaaaa!

[WTFnicevid1]

when my day is bad and lame watching this makes me feel so much better

[9999ponyboy]

Sarcastic isn't the right word to use at that time. He probably doesn't know what it means.

[godofdeath25]

i love his face after he saids "sorry people"

[BlonbeBeachBum]

what is "Prun-dient?"

[BlonbeBeachBum]

lol. look at his face at 0:31!!!

[AZBound3]

LMAO! That is funny! Curtiiissss! Boy contain urself!

[stefluvzjb]

"she can't catch me in those little high heels."

OMG. XD lmfao. i love curtis. (:

[MrshmlloLuvLilli]

Lol, YOU GO CURTIS! You tell her!

[LUVuBUDDYkinda]

An old bump in the road comes and shes bes sarcastic!!

[Bananfluga]

haha I want to adopt curtis. Coolest kid ever.

[GreenPandaParade]

And i'm packing my bags!

[gingerswirls96]

gosh if id of done that en i was little i of gotta a smack lol

[DaInfamousShotta]

im i da only 1 dat notices dat she has a fantastic pair of breasts and shes hott

[Pelonetillo]

joy, ive have been nice to ya, but now, im comin to da ehydge.

[eurasiaf14]

where he go

[kcgrlof09]

"she thinks out of the blue she's a smart lil girl" haha

usually the dads are the ones that flip out like that. it's funny but i wouldn't let my kid run my house

[bartvers]

he's fantastic!

[AndNoted]

Let him go. Then the rest of the episode can be called CRACKER HUNT.

[Tailes95]

very dramatic!!! x)

[TaterMySalad]

that negress is hot as fuck

[higgey123]

Never deny a fat kid his bacon !

[allyluvsmiley]

she cant run in thoise lil hiigghh heeelss XD

[SirNadroj1]

I dont like this crap!

LOL

[sa11ee]

Yes it's real footage from the reality show Wife Swap.

Curtis is as real as bacon loving boys get haha!

Join the Facebook group 'Bacon Kid' :D

[Wowoggzohr]

is this a reality show or? is it just a fake..?

[RightWayPhoenix]

can we see a vid of this kid doing the truffle shuffle? xD

[NerotheDon]

dramatic

[Greatamericanllc]

Two things I cannot stand....Fat kids and that inbred southern draw.

[nutsack666]

id love to see a fat southerner kick the shit out of you

[tru3m3talh3ad]

wow. fuckin prick.

[allyluvsmiley]

bahahaha i cant breathe when i watch this video

"she acts like the queen and were all the sorry people" "serious ugly face

XD

[baragon4N20]

he actualy goes to his grandma and munches on chicken nuggets haha

and then in a few hours he comes back to show her who's boss- king curtis haahaha so funny

[Faceblind]

This child sounds like the human version of Meatwad.

[karaloyal]

sorry people don't lisn

[lushmigo]

That little fat kid is gonna die of heart attack when he's twelve.. LOL Childhood obesity!!! ROFL

[akanathan]

this kid is funny as hell.

He only makes half sense most the time.

[it00ns]

SO FUNNNNY.

[lazybone74]

That's right! the Nubian queen know's what to do with that filth called swine! IN THE TRASH!

[redraider2012]

We watched this in my college Ag. Comm class about 10 times today. It was a great lesson on body language.

[PetraHale1]

I'm pretty sure he just made it to the end of the road -- with an empty suitcase.

[PetraHale1]

Yeah! She's no smart littah girl! She a stewpid littah girl!

[lue005p]

BACONE IS GOOOOOOOD FOR ME!!!!!!!!

[dakidkossreturns]

lmao he talks like spanky from the lil rasciles or how ever you spell it

[kylejbritt1991]

hahaha yeah! thats exactly what I was thinking

[nikepinggolf]

hahahahaha......lmfao

[Iamnr]

kids got major issues lol

[caseyyleblanc]

I'M PACKIN MY BAGS! hahahahaha