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  • Omg I thought I had opened Creeper World by mistake, but it was in the video.

  • Ok I won't subscribe if you don't want me to

  • damn you jeffrey i wanted tacos

  • youtube.com/watch?v=JkgS-t44ch­8

  • wasnt it 613 commentments in the bible? you said it were 17.

    I like jeffrey, he would definitly do a better job then yahweh

  • the 10 commandments summarized:

    1. make God's ego big

    2. respect your parents

    3. don't do anything illegal

  • Jeffrey would probably be a better god :D :D

  • On the next god-election day, my vote is going to Jeffrey!

  • If the 6th commandment were taco tuesday i might still be a christian.

  • Oh Dr. Craig where would we be without God's "objective good"

  • Someone needs to take that god down and make the angel guy god.

  • I made some commandments too! :D

    1. Thou shalt not kill women of African decent. Everybody else is fair game.

    2. Thou shalt not harbor water-dispensing monoliths (fire hydrants) in thy home.

    3. Thou shalt not lust after the obese.

    4. Thou shalt not buy what has already been bought.

    5. Canada sucks.

    6. Thou must haveth sex at a minimum of once for every two years passed.

    7. Thou shalt send error report.

    Don't worry they don't reflect my beliefs, I made them ridiculous and offensive on purpose. ;)

  • you dont need a reason to hate me, i am stupid, i am not all ther, but how do you rate e video??? all i know is like or unlike ..

  • @DeszuDjizlas The Like/Dislike is the new rating system.

    Back in the day, YouTube had the 1-5 star rating system, which I greatly preferred. :(

  • Super Reverse Psychology man made me subscribe

  • Obama: Campaigns to fight greedy insurance companies, forces everyone to buy their products.

  • @Pillowpants8495

    WTF has this vid got to do with Obama???

    Rightard.

  • Jeffery should be Lucifer.

  • I subscribed........ Super Reverse Psychology Man is good.

  • LOL pimp god.

    

  • Its says comedy, but this really sucks.

  • @MaxamillianArturo Well put it back in your pants and zip up.

  • @oscargordon We say grace we say ma'am if you ain't down with that we dont give a damn.

  • Now I realize how Muhammed could be a pedophile.

  • "Obviously i'm not a people person." WTF??

  • I love this story. Gods ONLY competition are gods that DON'T EXIST! And yet some how the supreme being of the universe again and again gets trumped by these non existent beings!

  • This was Great

    :)

  • can u make ur animation neater? such like southpark/ family guy? this is terrible

  • @anakluhur its supposed to be terrible, watch some of his others theyre better. The point is that its really proffesional

  • @anakluhur South Park and Family Guy are animated by giant teams of people who are payed a lot of money. DarkMatter2525 is one guy who does this for fun in his spare time. This is excellent animation. If you think he can't draw, check out his video for "Draw Mohammed Day" v=7ja_4neDpiY

  • @oscargordon oh come on look at how many subscriber and view he has! as a youtube partner he must be getting paid alot.

  • @anakluhur From a person who has worked with animations, these are fine, its one person, there not bad at all, this would have taken him a few days, assuming has done it before.

  • i love Jeffery!

  • i rofled at taco tuesdays.

  • There are actually 613 direct orders (commandments) from God in the Bible but whatever.

  • what is gods name ?

  • @Seriath1 Yahweh, the god of the bible

  • @Seriath1 jahovah, in one case

  • @Seriath1 Yahweh.

  • God is pretty much "the human" spirit...Evil to the core.

    Well..they kinda gave that warning saying "god created man out of itself"...So,I guess it's the opposite way-"man created god out of himself".

    What a shame

  • @Wharwulif interesting point of view

  • @pinksbaby Well, not all humans are evil, but it's clear that whatever made this world had no intention of making it good- and if people somehow connect this into themselves, then they only are trying to say "We are bigger then something!!! we are a Major part of the universe!!!", so...it's clear that those that first thought of the idea of this one god had a selfish goal...if you notice at other cultures,They all agree that their gods made them has slaves or toys, That's why the"one god" works!

  • I love how this video was featuring MeganSpeaks at the end lol

  • shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. 

  • Watch my video 'Mount Sinai- proof of the supernatural'.

  • I thought that there was something like 613 commandments?

  • Terrific video.

  • jokes on you reverse psychology man! i subscribed :)

  • I miss Jeffery :'-( lol he-who-must-not-be-named

  • Damn it Jeffrey I love tacos...

  • Jeffrey and god make a fucking hilarious comedy duo

  • Holy dick! this is funny.

  • You are a genius, DarkMatter.

  • Lol, im lovin dark matters vids.

  • Oh i'll show you who's not gonna sub to darkmatt- OH I C WAT U DID THAR

  • I love the angels "fig" leaf...That aint no friggin fig leaf, lol.

  • Hitchens, Dawkins, Sam, Dark Matter - the 4 greats of atheism

  • @shumble32 Who is Sam?

  • @najhoant - Sam Harris - can be totally brilliant

    I should have also mentioned QualiaSoup who trounces theological 'philosophers' at their own game!

  • Just think, these are the tablets that are being taken care of by "top men" in Indiana Jones.

  • This shit is Amazing.

  • i didnt subscribe to dark matter. i subbed to darkmatter2525

  • I subscribed because of super reverse psychology man.

  • WHAT IS THE POINT OF THIS SICK VIDEO FFS?

  • @GanEdenVideo That's the whole point. We see how sick religion is, but the religious think it's a good idea!

  • @GanEdenVideo Don't see the points? Obviously your brain is the size of a peanut. Don't like it then don't watch.

  • @noellenguyen92 Why don't YOU kindly FUCK OFF and die? fucktard

  • should have kept Taco Tuesdays!

  • I almost died from laughen!

  • Awesome. Interesting video. When it comes to the morality endeavor, the demeanor of religion is nothing more than an endless comedy act.

    Religion + morality = moral stupidity + greed = moral tyranny

  • The 10 commandments were not enumerated. Jews list them differently than us Christians.

  • @jergification ur is worse! ahahaha

  • Should of kept Taco Tuesday. It might have moved me to being agnostic. If there is a god, he'd love tacos.

  • @Leinnxx Should have. It's should have.

  • I laugh whenever Christians eat Italian food and cheeseburgers lol. They have no idea.

  • lol Taco Tuesdays.

  • HAHAHAHA jewicy jewice.

  • I believe in god and this doesn't offend me :)

  • If you are a Christian and do not find this at least mildly funny, something's wrong with you. I love Taco Tuesday!

  • Every Tuesday shall be Taco Tuesdays.

  • this is one of your top 3, love it

    

  • I had to pause the video to laugh

  • @goppel1 SAME HERE!

  • @goppel1 WAS IT WHEN HE SAID TACO TUESDAY?

  • i see what u did there ... haha

  • "No exceptions. No discretion. You Steal, you burn. Fuck hunger!" LMAO

  • But, my Lord, if thou dislike the yeast, then why did you create it?

    Good question!...Next

  • LOL. Voldemort

  • Kill these motha fuckas!

  • Jeffrey is the shit.

  • I think this clip makes God too likable to be an atheist comedy.

  • Shhhhhhhhh dont say his name

  • hahaha the super hero at the end made me lose it, brilliant video!

  • ok do you think you are the smartest person in the world? how about the smartest being? then how do you know what is right?

  • @suri1118 There is no such thing as the smartest being in the world. The smartest species on this world is humans. Now humans do not have the brain capacity to know everything nor do we have the lifespan. That is why human beings specialize in a certain subject. For example I am a programmer I have a lot of knowledge in programming, but if you asked me to make you a 5 star meal I couldn't.

  • @suri1118 In short it is impossible to know everything so thank you for your stupid question. The only people who think they can know everything are those to ignorant to open there eyes.

    Also as a society we have already made a better set of rules than the bible. Notice that we have things called laws? I believe one of them is no pedophilia. Funny that your big book omitted that one.

    Im sorry to open your eyes to the fact that your supreme imaginary friend is not very supreme =(

  • @XxSequndaEtapaXx Also no slavery xD

  • @suri1118 Oops. I didnt realize how many others had already shut you down or else I would not have commented LOL.

  • Wow, number 5! I about fell out of my chair! Honor your momma and your momma's baby daddy.

  • SRPM has no power agaisnt me! me

  • Peter Godly is a good video too.

  • Oh my God, God is just to funny. I wish this was a tv show on comedy central. I laughed so hard I started to cry.

  • Why do Religious people watch fucking atheist videos? Lol its like they want to be insulted with their stupidity

  • nice : )

  • 3:29 You steal... you burn... Fuck Hunger!!!! Epic.

  • athiest ppl who believe that God doesnt exist will face judgement when Son Jesus comes back ....

  • @WESTVALLEYEAGLESFB04

    Is that a promise? I hope so, because your own commandments tell you not to lie. I'll be waiting.

  • @WESTVALLEYEAGLESFB04 People were anxiously waiting for that to happen 2000 years ago, but obviously nothing happened. All the people that were lead by Jesus to believe that the end was right around the corner all simply died. So lets look forward to another 2000 years of overdue judgement!

    Heaven and Hell surely need more than a few billion souls so I'm sure we'll all be waiting a while for him to get around to it, we are living in the end times after all. Yep, 2 millenia of end times.

  • @WESTVALLEYEAGLESFB04 hows that going for u? Dumbass

  • "Take, for example, he who is not to be named."

    "You mean Hastur?"

    *Hastur destroys the world*

    "See what you did?"

  • Wow this is weak, Jesus is awesome n we make him look bad with crap like this...

  • @Bjorlinzach123 I don't remember seeing Jesus in the video, but anyhow if you meant God instead of Jesus the bible is what makes him look bad

  • The Bible is true insofar as really being what iron age desert tribesmen living in what is now Palestine believed. But... Come on. There isn't even anything to breathe inside a giant fish. It's an interesting bit of culture. Like Beawulf.

  • Frickin reverse psychology!!

  • @ParadoxicalSymphony True the bible was written by men, but every word was given by God Himself. Every prophecy has come to pass about Jesus birth & ministry written thousands of years before His birth & others will come to pass at His return. Jesus Himself read from Isaiah & said this day has the scriptures been fulfilled, speaking of Himself. Over 500 saw Jesus rise into heaven. What more proof does anyone need?

    Believe or not its up to each individual choose life or death!

  • @lewiss1100 HAHAHHA OMG We're you there to see him rising to the skies? Jesus had jetpacks then. Or boots with wings. Haahah what a joke. Religion = Total Joke

  • @MinerVatkan I was not there personally, but over 500 people witnessed His ascention into heaven! God needs no jet pack. In His new Spiritual body He can do all things, & soon He shall return in like manner to set up His Kingdom on earth for all eternity.

  • @lewiss1100 Did you Christians have TV in that time (that supposely Christ born)? Because the entire bible is a TV comedy! ahahahahaha

  • @MinerVatkan If I'm wrong & there is no God what will happen to me? I'll have lead a good life & simply be dead no harm right? But, what if christians are right what will happen to the unbeliver? I'd rather be wrong & still be a christian than to not believe & wind up in a devils hell.

    But, I don't have any doubts, I know 100% for sure my God is REAL. He created me in His image, Iv'e accepted Jesus sacrafice, washed in His blood, my name is written in the book of life. I'm Heaven Bound!

  • @lewiss1100 You don't even notice to what you say don't you? So you say the unbelievers will die, and won't receive Heaven (that you say that exists)? That is being stupid because from what I know from the bible that is basically nothing, it says that everyone has the same rights, and if then sin they can be forgiven. So you say that the people who sin (that is everyone, I dont believe that there isn't even 1 person in this planet that didnt sin) and are forgivened and are believers ...continue

  • @MinerVatkan Yes, people who ask forgiveness for their sins will be forgiven. But those who don't ask, and those who don't accept Jesus as Lord & Savior, they are the ones who are lost. For everyone of us is in need of a Savior. For all have sinned, because of Adam likewise we are all made alive by one Man Jesus to all those who accept Him as Lord.

  • @lewiss1100 Ill continue ... So you say that people who sin and are forgivened and are believers can gain heaven, as the ones that didnt sin (Noone) and are believers and gain heaven too. So by what I read from you, you say that even the ones that don't believe dont deserver anything good and shall die blah blah blah and wont be saved. In the judgement day that you all say I want to see you fly, fly from the cliff.

  • @MinerVatkan Everyone has sinned & falls short of the Glory of God. Only by the Saving Grace of God can we be forgiven our sins. There is not one good among us, no not one, save God Himself.

    As for flying I don't know if we will be able to fly all the time, but I do know we shall fly up to meet the Lord in the air & return to earth in like manner 7 years after the rapture to rule & reign With Jesus for 1000 years then eternity begins. God's kingdom come!

  • @lewiss1100 Actually, since you believe your God is allknowing, omniscient being, you'd go to hell for only believing in him to get out of hell.

  • @lewiss1100 So where are the 500 people who witnessed the ascension uh? Oh they died of course. So if they died how can they show me that was truth and no mytical usual shit.

    I hope all Illuminatti are alive, because they need to light your christian heads inside. They're so black inside. That have no ideas, wait they have ideas, stupid ideas that make no sense such as the bible. Such as the spanish did to the south american civilizations. Everything was in God's name.

  • @MinerVatkan Some people do things in God's name, but are not really saved & working for the Lord. On the day of judment many will say did we not cast out devils in your name & heal the sick in your name & God will say to them depart from Me you workers of inquity I never knew you. Not everyone who claims to be christian is truly a born again believer. God knows the differnece. Only those washed in the blood of the Lamb of GOD shall be saved & enter Heaven.

  • @lewiss1100 And if god made us at his own shape. Then he's not better than we are. He's just another destroyer. And if you say bible has his words. Then it has only the words of a forsaken, and usual human being.

  • Taco Tuesday

  • Religion is for losers

  • If tuesday was taco tuesday, I'd be christian on tuesday

  • why werent there any taco tuesday :( then Ive might go over to religion just to eat free taco :)

  • i can subscribe to whoever i want, there subscribed

  • Wait, is this made by the same guy who made Burnt Face Man?

  • Super Reverse Psychology Man convinced me to subscribe.

  • More Lies! does anyone even read the bible for yourselves anymore? Moses carved out the 2nd tablets, after breaking the first, then God wrote the commandments exactly the same way as the first time with His finger. Remember God is Life, so Moses being in the presence of Almighty God neither ate or drank for 40 days & his face shown with the countenance of God when he descended the mountain. No one was ever able to keep all the commandments, except Jesus which is Y Jesus died for our sins

  • @lewiss1100 Lol. Because the Bible says so. That's like saying a murderer is innocent because he said so. Maybe you're studying the O.J. Simpson school of religion.

  • @ParadoxicalSymphony God is truth. The Bible is God's word. Thus every word of the bible is true. Are you calling God a Liar? God is not man that He should lie.

    Everyone that draws breath has the chance to be forgiven & repent of their sins. Murder or any other sin cannot be changed, but it can be forgiven by a Holy righteous God.

  • @lewiss1100 If you're reading this, PLEASE tell me you see the hypocrisy in that above statement. The Bible is true, because THE BIBLE tells me it's the word of God? That's so stupid. And the Bible contradicts itself no less than thousands of times... If you want examples, I can give them to you, just inbox message me about it. PLUS the Bible wasn't written by God at all, by people who INTERPRETED his words to their own betterment (if you believe in that, which I don't.)

  • @lewiss1100 Omg he is not calling GO a liar, because GOD is human's imagination not a fucking person that is above the clouds and can walk in them! Seriouly christians FUCK YOU. Are you ALL retarded or what? How do you even Christ exists? Where's the fucking body? The only truth about christianism is that it's based in a fucking non-sense LIE!

  • @MinerVatkan Jesus body is not here for He is RISEN!

    One day all believers shall recieve a glorified body & rule & reign with Him forever. While unbelievers shall have there place in the lake of fire which burns forever & the smoke of their torment rises for all eternity.

    True God is invisible for now, that doesn't make Him any less real. He created both the things of visible & invisible. One day everyone shall behold Him as He truly is, in His Spiritual form

  • @lewiss1100 Pahahahahaha. Hey hey people! Christ is believed to be half-human half-ET. Because he could flie. Wait ... wait maybe it was an ET pulling him to the sky? Maybe it was that. 1st People can't fly (only with machine made by them or any mechanical enginering) 2nd So theres a "lake of fire" (wow dude that was brilliant, I didn't know fire could be liquid to be in a "lake", do you know what lava is? ) 3rd So you're saying that theres more that one God form? Let me laugh, Up yours dumbass

  • @MinerVatkan hahahahahahhhaha U MOTHERFUCKER KNOW NOTHING hahahaha I CAN FLY YOU FUCKING BASTARD HAHAHAHAHAHAHAA GO AND FUCK YOURSELF FUCKING ZOMBI

  • @MinerVatkan NO Jesus is not half human. He is ALL Man & ALL GOD at the same time. (1)The spirit man is no longer bound by the laws of this world Jesus being GOD in His new resurected spiritual body is now outside of time & space. He can do all things. There is no limit to what God can do. (2) Lava is fire. Fire & Brimestone shall make up the lake of fire! Do you, or anyone really want to burn forever? (3) Only ONE GOD, but in 3 persons Father, Son, & Holy Spirit.

  • @lewiss1100 Hahahahahahahah... hahahahahahhaaahahhah ... Pahahahahahahhahahah hahahahahahhahahahah hahahahahahahah. You are a fucking idiot. HAhahahahahahaha when I read a word of yours the only thing I want to do is laugh . Hahahahahahhahahaah. First you fucking moron once I fall in lava, I'll become ashes and whatever so how can I burn forever you fucking idiot who doesnt think!

    So Jesus is all man and god? Wow if he is all man and god then he must be the WORST person in Earth.

  • @MinerVatkan Yes this body will burn up in fire, but your spirit-man is eternal. Stop thinking in the natural & start thinking in the spiritual.

    Jesus became a man, but was sinless for He was born of a virgin not under the seed of Adam. So, He was like Adam before he sinned in the Garden. When Adam sinned his sin was passed down into all generations. Jesus born of God never sinned. He was tempted in all ways yet sinned not.

  • @lewiss1100 shut up you dumb christian fuck there is no god, there is no jesus and there never was.

  • @Deadmeat703 Actually Jesus' existence is documented by the Roman historian Josephus. He was a rebel hippie dude like the cats squatting in Zucotti park. He probably did preach revolution. He probably did NOT raise the dead or heal the blind.

  • @krrez well in i know a guy named jesus....hes mexican and an ordinary guy

  • @Deadmeat703 I probably have a cousin named Jesus. I don't know all of them, haha. I used to know a Joshua, which is another version of the same name, since Jesus would have actually been called "Yeshua". In my earlier comment I meant that Josephus mentioned someone who was spoken of as Jesus is supposed to have been spoken of. But there are several faith healers even today. So it could have been another.

  • @krrez i see wat u mean :)

  • @lewiss1100 Why are you commenting on a video that EXPLICITLY says it is meant to entertain ATHEISTS? Obviously you are a troll. I bet you are not even Christian. You're only commenting here to get a rise out of slow atheists. If you're pissed about being a virgin at the age of thirty get on a dating site and stop baiting 14 year olds.

  • @krrez Just spreading God's Holy word to all the world as instructed by God Himself.

    Accept His truth or not the choice is up to each individual. Just know that on judgment day you were told the truth, so there is no excuse.

  • @lewiss1100

    You ment to say the perticular interpretation of "Gods Words" your own congregation happens to adhere.

  • @Kharmazov Don't twist my words! Not everyone can follow every commandment of God, but we must strive to do so, & when we do sin we must repent & ask God's forgiveness.

  • @lewiss1100

    Agian do I ask wich interpration of comandments or the bible for that matter do you follow,because there are over 30 000 various Christian denomination.Rangin from the oldes such a Roman Catholic,Eastern Orthodox Chucr,Koptic Church of Ethipia thowards more modern such as Mormons and Yehovas Witness.Each of them claim

    to follow the right interpretation.

  • @Kharmazov I am a Pentecostal, studying mainly from the King James bible. True there are many denominations, because man can't seem to agree on certain things. However all those who are born again by the blood of Jesus are saved regardless of denomination or differences in certain beliefs. Being born again is all that truly matters.

  • @lewiss1100

    "Centrain things" considering the historical contects of the religious wars in renesiance-baroque Europe and modern day doctrinal differences up to a point where some of the protenstant denomination still consider Catholic Church the biblical "Whore of Babilon".

  • @Kharmazov I believe the Catholic church teaches many false teachings, but there are some who still do recieve Jesus in that denomination.

    Catholics call the priest, father, when the bible teaches we have but one Father in Heaven. Also, they confess their sins to the priest, when Jesus is our High Priest in which we should confess our sins directly to Him.

    Also, they invented Purgatory, which is nowhere mentioned in the bible.

    Still some will be saved in all walks of life.

  • @lewiss1100

    And this is exactly what I am talking about.

    First of all catholics don't refer to priest as per "heavenly father" but as a "father of the flock" same as cobeliver can call themself brothers despite the lack of genealogical ties.

    As for the confession it is clearly stated in one of the gospel that Jesus himself invested upon the apostels he power to absolve.As for purgatory it is mention somwhere in Isah if memory serves.

  • @Kharmazov We should call other christians brother & sister for that is what Jesus did.

    To call someone father is not the will of God. God cleary states as I said before, we have but one Father, God.

    Show me where you saw purgatory in the bible, for I have yet to find any mention of such a place.

    Man can say I forgive you, as we should forgive others 70*7 everyday. But, God alone can wash away our sins & make us whole in Him.

  • @lewiss1100

    Nope God does no such thing,it is clearly stated in the commandments, "honour thy Father and thy Mother".Like I've said calling priest father is no different then calling a cobeliver "brother"as for Purgatory it is somewhere in Isiah can't remeber exactly.

    And finaly as for the confession it is a power invested upon he apostoles by Christ himself to absolves in his name and thus to their suceessors the priesthood.

  • @lewiss1100 ...Yes I have been told the "truth" by Buddhists, Muslims, Christians, Jewish people, Hindu people, Druids, Witches, Wiccans, Scientists, Scientologists, Grandmothers, Norse people. I met a Lokian nun once, actually. What makes your "truth" so special? The Muslims have plural marriage going for them...

  • @krrez Yes, you have been told the truth from christians, all others are lies from hell.

    Muslims may have many wives, but what profit is it for a man to gain the whole world & loose his own soul?

    Give me Jesus over this world any day!

    Think about is God is love. Do Muslims truly show God's love or any other religion?

    Sure they may love one another, but do they love their enemies?

    Jesus layed down His life for us while we were yet sinners, that the love of GOD.

  • @lewiss1100

    Give you jesus? That's going to be a pretty gay eternity! Not saying I have anything against it.

  • @dyablohunter Get your mind out of the gutter!

    As a Father loves a son. I love my Heavenly Father & His only begotten Son Jesus & the Holy Spirit of God. We, the church are the bride of Christ. Nothing sexual about it. God is the head, we are the body.

    This sinful world will never understand spiritual things until they repent & turn to Jesus.

    Jesus is King, I will bow before Him & worship Him as such. Love & adhore Him for all His love, grace & mercy.

  • @lewiss1100

    In the end all of those are simply empty words.