Toddalina

[alichoi]

Todd, you're really creepy. Do you know that?

[itscooltobeyou]

If I were a guy, I'd grow a mustache and enter into the World Mustache Championships at Anchorage, Alaska.

[MatildaO101]

todd, this is like the 3 time i watch this. your awesome:D your so funny :D

[DinosaurFairyRawr]

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[LuvCrazeGrl17]

Todd....it would be very depressing if you became a girl...just saying

[MeeshellaWella]

LOL omg Todd you make me laugh so hard xD

How'd you know thats what PMS stood for? haha xDD

Hmm if i were a guy my name would be Michael (i've been called that before) and i would become superman!

[samfitz9]

Um... Todd, I think the most important part of you turning into a girl would be that the beard would be gone!..... Just sayin'.

[KelseyMTT]

Todd stick to being a man.. =)

[drgnballz]

You make me laugh, and it's a good hearty laigh. Pissy Mom Syndrome, L-O-L. PMS isn't fun.

[HillxMoose]

if i were a guy, my name would be Bill. lol

[AllieIsBored]

If I were a guy, I'd cut all my hair off and stop wearing belts. My name would most likely be Cameron.

I'd be a sexy guy. :)

[Grrrstin]

HAHAHA i really dont understand how you don't have wayy more subscirbers.

[Koubenlin]

If i was a man... i would wear my jeans at my knees

[MisterNextDoor]

if i was a guy. id rape toddalina. :D

[cdragon2891]

Funny sexy pole dance. when you first brought the broom i was scared.

[mugglemeweasley]

I'm not too sure about this Toddalina name....

maybe DDot? I had to do two capital D's to make it look okay.

well....I guess Toddalina is a good female version of Toddly. :P

I'm rambling too much.....need to stop.

[lauar21]

If I were a dude, I'd grow a beard so that I could stroke it thoughtfully. It would be fantastic.

Then I would hit on Toddalina.

[fallofautumndistro]

If I were a girl, I'd go lesbian for Toddalina.

[jgluvmr]

wow it wuld b... interesing

[laterose]

If I was a dude, I would grow a beard.

And it would be magnificent.

[echick123]

I want to see you dress up as a girl, bring it to life todd. (:

[xXImACookieXx]

TODDALINA! that was the name of the person in the fiveawesomeguys story! :)

[MsHappyCinnamon]

lol. SEXY POLE DANCE FTW!

[Loewziepoewz]

i would drink liters of water so i could pee standing up for the whole day!

ohh and of course try and grow a beard!

[TheSuperSmiffy]

Grow a really long mustache, because unless your Susan Boyle, girls don't have hair on the upper lip.

[TheBeastWithin6]

Susan Boyles a girl?!

[eyeballgoop]

If I were a guy I'd wear a leather jacket, comb back my hair and smoke apathetically in public places. And get all the girls in the process.

[thisguyimet]

Sexy Pole Dancing FTW

[xXCatCrissAngelFanXx]

if i were i guy.... it would be kinda weird because i think i would be gay... anyways... i would want to be a hott emo guy.. awesome

[1537ohno]

well, todd, you have a sewing machine in the background, so i guess you're all set to go. THUMBS UP :)

if i were a guy, i would probably punch someone in the face instead of having to think of some bitchy comeback ;)

[Heim05]

It's offical, Todd has gone insane lol jk :)

[Mightyenapup]

Ta-talina.

[HardkoreMoMo]

if i were a guy i could PEE STANDING UP!

yeah.

[WoahMeriMae]

HAHA! That's the first thing I thought of too! I got really excited... and then I remembered about urinals, and the probable awkwardness that comes with urinals....

- shudders -

[fringeofanarchy]

@HardkoreMoMo so much win in that statement.

[dalek365]

videos like this are why I'm subscribed to you.

[otterpopgirl101]

ur pole dance was hawt lol

[erinJMY]

todd i friggen love you

[punkslilncs]

ROFL yeah.. you know how much more awesome I think you are that you cried during that scene. I mean the books are written very poorly but love the story in it's self.

[cuitiepeas3345]

i was hoping you'd dress up in a dress and put on makeup...what a let down =p

[Doodlester]

wait you sew???? (or is there no sewing machine in the corner)

[123MangoTango123]

it would be great to be a guy.

no child birth,

no spending hours in the bathroom trying to look just alright,

no bloody mess every month,

you get what I'm sayin'?

gee, guys've got it easy.

[punkslilncs]

Ya know I would love to just run my fingers through my hair throw on some jeans and a shirt and be considered cute. Guys have it so easy.

[ydoiwatchthese]

if i was a guy i wouldn't have to shave! well except a beard.

i could walk around shirtless!

i would have short hair and not have to style (as a girl you still have to style short hair :/)

and the best part NO CHILD BIRTH!

[therampantbookworm]

if i was a boy i would like to try the baggy trousers style...I just want to know why they do it!! anyone want to tell me why?

[GermanGangrel]

Baggy jeans are awesome. Tight jeans just look so uncomfortable, and you can't put anything in your pockets that way lol.

[alorena1]

You pwn any other YouTuber <3

[travisno]

totes responding to this

[AyanTrebik]

Todd, you're rad.

[Zutentu]

"sexy pole dancing ftw"xD yea, really sexy x'DD

if i were a woman, i would probably wear tons of make-up, because everytime i see a girl putting make-up on her face i´m like hypnoticed... its like art. on her face ;P

[lindsaylou04]

:D great video.

[pepsoflexo]

I assume you'd look a lot like your sister, which is good

[Estilum]

awesome XD

Todd you could totally get away with wearing makeup and pole dancing XD

thats not weird thats called sexiii?

Im so messy and dirty and unorganized

if I was a boy I could get away with it because I would have the excuse that I was a boy

at home I am dirty and messy but outside the house I am clean and covered in makeup

I have a secret identity

[ItsBethanyMai]

Oh.. my god.

[MattG124]

LOLOLOLOL

[dasniper2010]

LMAOOOO!

[stskf93]

If i were a boy. i'd go everywhere without a shirt. and be sexy and junk.

[frootinator]

@stskf93 if i were girl i would go everywhere w/o a shirt

[lukeb3000]

I got the secret message ^_^

1.16 "Sexy Pole Dancing FTW"

[LiterallyTheJoy]

If I were a boy I would be homosexual.

[hannahclarke88]

if I was a guy, I don't think I'd be as clean... guys think they can get away with that don't they? lol

[omgitsmegx]

LMFAO

[anatete1]

If I were a boy, I'd be almost the same things I do daily . Except I'd have a dick and nipples.

[therandompresser]

If I was a boy I would do nearly everything the same.

[19BuddhasHell94]

if i were a girl i would b a lesbian  lol

[silentsilvermonk]

I'd scare my straight male friends by flirting with them, probably be very metrosexual. I'd probably do much more daring things than I do now.

[splodge82]

Ah but Toddalina wouldn't a have beard! The world would end...

[meercat101]

1.00 - Nice German accent, Todd. Lulz ^_^ I would buy some Dr Who pajamas. I always really wanted a pair, but they don't do girl versions. Ha, I'm so weird.

[silentsilvermonk]

Ummm.....How is this holding you back from getting them, exactly? I really don't understand why you would have to be a guy before you bought some. I think boys pj's are way, way, way, more comfortable to sleep in than any girls stuff anyways.

Never mind all that though - it's Doctor Who! You're holding out on yourself! Get them anyways - who's going to care what you wear to bed anyways?

[meercat101]

They don't come in a size that would fit in the chest area unfortunately :( Maybe I'll zazzle myself up a pair. Thanks ^_^

[Kaiserks3338]

I'd tap your ass

[BriIsTheFinestCheese]

I would be the BEST boyfriend ever

[egernhat]

If I was a dude I'd masturbate constantly.

[sillyboogie]

Same.

[artvandelay13]

same if i was a girl :)

[shuichisgorgeous]

If I were a dude, I would be a homosexual Drag Queen.

[AverageJoe1902]

If I were a girl I'd bend over in front of the mirror and bang myself silly...

[Polkastriipe]

play with my new dick... all of you would.. you've never had one as your own body part before so you gotta see what all the fuss is about... guys masterbate all the time.

[AverageJoe1902]

Sexy Pole Dancing FTW

[RaynTheOldManJenkins]

You are the creepiest and strangest person in the entire world...

Thank you. You're amazing.

[lexaguitar16]

And we wouldn't get angry at you for reading Twilight.

Even though I would anyway. But whatever.

[jbeck1337]

dude, you look exactly like the guy with glasses from college humor lol not amir but the other guy fuck i cant remember his name but he's in a lot of there videos. he's in their grease video they just made, he's the guy thats in chage or the takes. lol you look just like him

[REMsleeper428]

This was a cute video. :] Do more! I miss you Todd.

[TheRealMoe1346]

I'd spend alll day in the shower being a lesbian.... oh yeaahh!!!

[katrinalindley]

I'd go to the woods on long hikes and not worry about finding toilets :D

Then I'd go driving to see if there was any improvement at all..

[SazzieChan]

Play with my penis. Sorry, but wouldn't we all? xD

[weirdyhole]

Yes. And normally we do. Damn, too much info much?

[SazzieChan]

XD

I mean, it's a lot easier for guys to stimulate themselves, they just, whip it out! xD

[jahlove111]

the sexy pole dancing part haha XD!

[zachismxn]

i would constantly play with myself, always

[yellowTAXIcabs]

Ha, Todd, your videos always make me smile :)

[rigodelsa312]

i giggled ridiculously at the pissy mom syndrome

[MimsieSky]

Oh Todd... you already HAVE boobs. *MWAH*

[Toddly00]

@MimsieSky WHORE

[DaniandJeff11]

I would like to be myself. That would be nice.

[PotatoesRGud]

If I were a man I would scratch myself in public!

>3>

[theofficialvlogger]

Toddalina? isnt that the name of the female todd from a parallel universe on fiveawesineguys epic story week? that was one of my favourite FAG videos

[DaniandJeff11]

It was! That story was EPIC! I'm glad someone else realized it too!

[RaynTheOldManJenkins]

So I'm not crazy?! I realized it tooo

[kevinj615]

I dunno, I guess I would be more oragnised but that's about it

[juttezak]

If I was a guy... I'd pee standing up, because that is just awesome. And... have sex with girls... and.... nothing else really changes. Hurray for tomboys!

[Becky2266]

Haha, I would do the same, probably. x)

Can't think of a better answer!

[aaaaaaaaaargh]

The pole dancing made my day.

[InSupermansPants]

If I was a mann. I would run around in circles in the boys washroom yelling "I'M A MAN!!! I'M A MAN!!!"

:3

[kthxrae]

Oh, Toddalina. LETS BE BEST FWENDS. We can read Twilight and paint each others' nails. It'll be SUPER FUN.

[madphoenix83]

if i were a guy: partying without worrying where i wake up next morning 1. because there are more good looking women in the world, than guys (and as i see, when i look into my bed from time to time: girl's are not that picky^^) 2. guys don't feel like whores when they have the amount of sex, they need (probably, cause their friends don't judge them for fucking around...)

...other stuff will stay like it is (burping, farting, swearing, drinking beer...XD) ***

[izziesmagicalglasses]

What would I do? Many many beautiful ladies.

Then I'd pee standing up. On top of a waterfall.

[unbridged77]

I've never wanted to be a guy except for the purpose of being able to be the lead singer of a band and not be labeled a "stupid girl band" and to be able to make someone pregnant and not get pregnant so I could still ride horses.

[lon21]

I think if i were a guy I wouldn't have to feel so bad about being so unorganised and messy, that would be pretty cool!

[wilsontech1]

If I were a woman, I'd look forward to making sammich's when I'm summoned to do so.

[ThingMaBobJimmy]

if i was a guy, not much would change, i'm pretty masculine already. The only thing that would change would be that me y mum would stop pressuring me to be more femmanine

[alexanderspeak]

i don't think i would change very much if i were a woman. i'm not very masculine as it is. i would be losing a beard though... that'd be kind of sad :'(

[xDangerousCupcakex]

Well, if I was a guy, I'd be really socially awkward, have a weird hairdo, and listen to punk rock. I wouldn't be able to grow a decent beard.

Kinda like me now, but with dude parts.

[doctornoise]

I think you, as a woman, should still have facial hair.

[RaynTheOldManJenkins]

Win

[BloodRedRavenTCM]

If I was a guy, I could probably get away with scratching my butt without anyone looking at me funny.

[charlieandconnor]

Todd you DO have boobs already dont try to hide that fact :D

[Venomonous]

If I were a guy, first thing I'd do would be... PEEING.

Then I'd become gay, just to feel fabulous no matter what. :D

[notscaredtodance]

if i were a guy i would get excited because my not shaving for novembeard would be somewhere that people could see the progress!

oh-... oh. this just got awkward.

[Nokorola]

I was just thinking the other day that Toddalina would be a good name for the female version of you Todd, and what do you know, it was so.

[mavinajfan]

I was talking about this with my roommates last night. I know that if I were a guy I'd be gay and fabulous. I wouldn't even need to change my crush on Christian Bale. I think I'd be a cross between David Bowie and Elton John. 70's porn star mustache, skinny jeans, and all. It's wierd that I've thought this much into it but I am bored quite a lot.

[Lexi1126923]

If I was a boy, the first thing I'd do would be pee in a bush or something. Then I'd probably masturbate, tell a bunch of chicks that they're hot, and sleep with tons of women without using protection...because hey! I wouldn't have to worry about having the baby.

...that's what guys do, right?

[TashaLynn89]

if i were a guy, i would...pee everywhere because i could....respectively of course. other then that maybe try to figure out relationships from a guy point of view....but that's really all i'd wanna change and less revealing tops i'd get odd looks lol

[BillieGoatable]

I'd grow myself a beard.

Really.

[raidonthestadiar]

I'd seduce men and then rob their houses whilst they slept!

Honestly though, I act girly enough as is, so not much would change. Except for the having of the vagina.

[DragonflyNoir10]

It's a wonderful thing to have!!

[DragonflyNoir10]

More tight jeans and pole dancing!!!

If I were a member of the opposite sex... I would be a razor sharp, impeccably dressed gay man with a viscous wit.

[bombsfadeaway]

Also, if I were suddenly a boy...I don't think I'd change much. I already love football, video games, and corn dogs.

I think mostly I'd just pee standing up. A lot.

[SkepticalShorty]

If I were a guy..... weird... I just hope I wouldnt be a slob....

[Sik15]

You had a really nice sultry voice when you said "cause I do like to see your faces, in boxes". It sounded nice.

Pardon this random compliment

[KookieWee]

I would probably...be a gamer geek. One of the ones that never EVAR cuts their hair and doesnt care xD

[AjaxtheGoat]

You could make millions of people happy if you were a woman, yuh know traveling the world, showing that a hot woman can also have an Epic beard. Seriously, it would unite nations and cure world hunger, the boob beard combo.

[SammieAndFriends]

Oh no, you'd lose your beard ;-;! I'm a female and I'm not very organized! I don't think much would change about me if I was a man... just my appearance *awkward silence*.

[halosandbagels]

SEXY POLE DANCING FTW!!!!!

One question.....would you still have the beard? cause the beard is the main reason you are so AWESOME!

[Saraabcdefg]

I love you. =)

Happy gobble day!

[bombsfadeaway]

Toddalina would be the hottest, most organized girl ever.

[0hlucy]

you would be making a lot of sammiches.

but i enjoy making those sammiches cause i like making people happeh.

what kind of sammich do you like?

[splicegrrl]

all this time, i thought you WERE a woman. oops. i stand corrected.

[Toddly00]

RUDE!

[splicegrrl]

<3 xo

[complexrandomosity]

Wouldn't your name be communitychannel?

[Toddly00]

psh. . no