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  • False ad

  • Work Hard. Fly Right. Congratulations, You're Now United!

  • Wow.Just won myself an $1000 Continental Airlines Gift Card at [continental.freegiftworld.inf­o]

  • Lol

  • 3 years later (2009) now they are playing the take away game.

  • This Cabin Crew are proberbly on their period!

  • Now they've taken away loooool

  • Now they make you pay like all the other airlines LOL Why do they bother making ads like this only to contradict themselves a few years later?

  • Not truth! I was on CA like last month and they toke my lunch away that I was in the middle of it..

  • Love the sound at 0:19..dunno why

  • which US carriers are they referring to specifically?

  • @ridgeydidger American and United and Delta

  • That is a great commercial, and side note I FUCKING LOVE AIRPLANES, THEY ARE SO FUCKING COOL.

  • this is crazy jajjajaja

  • continental airlines is a great airline,but the leg room,ouch!...and lol at use having a bitch fit

  • Continental Airlines is a hipacrit! No more free food, what is this.

  • That's why they're called

    "THE LIE IN THE SKY"

  • No more free food on Continental.

  • gordon bethune, or BUFFOON, as he was called by continental employees when he took a $2.5  million bonus and a new Harley Davidson, and two weeks later, cut employee pay, is A FAT, UGLY, PIECE OF SHIT CROOK WHO CHEATED ON HIS WIFE WITH A continental FLIGHT ATTENDANT.

    ANY man (or THIEVING PIECE OF SHIT, in "BUFFOON'S" case) who cheats on his wife, WILL CHEAT ANY AND EVERYBODY. Don't let anyone fool you, i.e., jd powerless. cal NEVER WILL BE FIRST IN ANYTHING except CUSTOMER COMPLAINTS.

  • @spikeokc who cares if Bethune cheated on his wife? Bill Clinton did the same thing. So did Tiger Woods.

    Bethune is universally seen as a good leader of the company, and NOTHING will stop this

  • @Vikkoman

    EXACTLY!

    clinton and woods, two more WORTHLESS PIECES NOF SHIT!

    "universally seen as a good leader".......by WHOM?

    Thieves like kenneth lay and bernie madoff, hahaha.

    ANY PIECE OF SHIT, LIKE YOU, WHO THINKS

  • THAT GOOD LEADERS (OR EVEN GOOD HUMAN BEINGS) CHEAT ON THEIR WIVES, IS A SORRY SHITBAG.

    YOU are probably a drunkImeanpilot with 4 ex-wives who divorced you for philandering and physical abuse.

  • Tiger might get his career injured by his cheating (he already lost endorsements), but Clinton survived his impeachment (not guilty verdict) and how he does post-presidential work. LBJ and JFK cheated too, and their exploits weren't even reported in the media.

    Want to know a secret? Continental gets customer complaints, but so does every other US legacy airline. The US legacy airlines are more or less non-distinguishable from one another. Everybody shops based on price.

  • @Vikkoman

    AAAHAHAHAHA! I just looked at your channel and you're 22 years old!

    You should change your name to VikkoBOY, HAHAHA!

    Tell me, oh wise little boy, who made you an authority on how "Everybody shops"?

    And who says buffoon is "universally seen as a good leader", other than a dumbfuck little boy who was 7 years old when bethune came to cuntinental?

  • last time I checked 22 years old was hardly an age of a boy.

  • @Vikkoman What difference does it make NOW?

    cuntinental IS HISTORY! AAAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

    Ironically bought out by THE SECOND WORST AIRLINE IN THE WORLD,

    AAAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

    Why do you think they used United's name DUMBFUCK?

    NOBODY wants to be tagged with the name "continental", THE WORST COMPANY IN THE HISTORY OF AMERICAN BUSINESS AND COMMERCIAL AVIATION!!!

    BBBUUUHHH BYE!!!

    BWAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

  • @MrSpikejr Huh, I thought you would be going "OH GOD, NO!"

    Continental's leadership is likely going to be in the driver's seat in the merger, meaning the people from Continental will be the one ruling the airline.

    "Why do you think they used United's name DUMBFUCK?" - And why are they repainting every gosh darned plane in the Continental Airlines livery?

  • @Vikkoman BULLSHIT! Wait and see FOOL! I already have some inside information about that from a high ranking cuntinental employee, DUMBFUCK!!!

    Smegmic will probably be the only cuntinental loser in senior management!

    Hear me now, BELIEVE ME LATER, HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

    The aircraft will be marked UNITED, NOT cuntinental, IDIOT!!!

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  • @robertjdm the "two" are probably the same person.

  • @robertjdm I think PlaneFreak needs to moderate the comments on this video thread

  • @Vikkoman It's not just this vid (spikeokc and mrspikejr) does this shit to most of the Continental vids. I didn't even make a comment to him and he starts on me, OVER a year ago. And I just got another message from him about the merger! Like I care! I don't even work there anymore. He's pathetic!

  • @robertjdm for each vid where he comments, contact the person who owns the video and ask him or her to block spike. You could also mark his comments as spam.

  • @Vikkoman I think I will! And I blocked him! Like I said it's been a year since I've heard from him and two days ago out of the blue I get a PM from him talking is childish shit and going on about the merger! He was a employee of Continental that was fired. I guess his feelings are still hurt. Most normal people get over it and move on.

  • @robertjdm if he really is an employee (and not a child of an employee, or a child) - then that shows a lack of professionalism and it makes other airlines think "if we knew his real name, we would not hire this guy!" - It might make CO think "Boy are we glad we fired him. He shows no professionalism."

  • @robertjdm YOU ARE GOD DAMN LIAR! you initiated comments to me.

    But that's to be expected from a "LIE IN THE SKY" employee!

    See you SOON, little bobby!

    AAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHA!!!

  • @robertjdm TOO FUNNY!! After seeing your video for the first time tonight (6/2/10) I KNOW My Mother, who's probably 130 lbs. and OVER 2 times your age COULD WHIP YOUR SNIVELING, LISPING, FOUR EYED, FAGGOT ASS, AAAAAHAHAHA!

    If my mom had birthed a WIMPY LITTLE FAGGOT LIKE YOU, YOU WOULD BE WHAT THEY CALL AN ORPHAN, AAAAAAAAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!­!!

  • @robertjdm I know, FOR A FACT, that my Mother will outlive you, FAGGOT, AAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

  • @MegaKINGSpike MegaFAGspike...........you have no life! I AM DONE WITH YOU! This is my LAST response to you! Call me what you want, what ever makes you get off! Seem you love to do this shit on the comp. However, I will agree on ONE thing and ONE thing only with you, cUntinental DOES treat their employees like shit on the bottom of a shoe!

  • @MegaKINGSpike I couldn't wait to get my 10 years in so I could GTFO of there! And the P.O.S. Ceo only cares about putting money in his pocket, all Mgmt does is lie to their employees and tell them what they think they want to hear. Those are the FEW things YOU are right about.

  • @MegaKINGSpike You are TOO DAMN HILARIOUS, little bobby!!!

    You keep saying "I'm done", but can't keep from running your dick hole (that's your mouth, FAGGOT)!

    LET'S SEE, I've counted six times you've said that, IDIOT!!!!

    All I have to do is make a comment and off you go, AAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHA!

    ANYONE in their right mind can see that I'm controling you, FAGGOT!

    But you are just a LISPING, MENTALLY INFERIOR,LIMEY TOAD WITH BAD TEETH, AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

  • @MrSpikejr Lmfao! You're 42?? You act 10! Don't you think it's time to grow up? All the "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH" and The "BWAAAAAAAHAHAHA" is what a fuckin little kid would do! I'm done responding to your fat faggot dick sucking, fag boy band playing stupid ass! Now suck a dick HOE! Your fat cunt mom must be so proud of you! She should have swallowed your faggot ass! I'm done!

  • @MrSpikejr Oh and I don't give two shits about continental!

  • @MrSpikejr As of 8 months ago, I no longer work at CO! 

  • @MrSpikejr I took the early out after I did 10 years! So, like I said, I DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT CONTINENTAL! You must really hate this Co to still be talkin shit to people a YEAR later! lol!

  • Continental went "From Worst to First" thanks to Gordon Bethune. Now, just in the last week, Continental announced that they will charge extra for exit row seats, and they will cancel flights rather than pay fines for possibly having passengers sitting in planes on the tarmac for more than 3 hours. Seems to me like Continental is heading from First back to Worst!

  • Continental was also the last airline to have free food - the US consumer doesn't care for it, so CO removed it.

  • @Vikkoman

    So your point is that cuntinental was the last airline to figure out what the flying public / "consumer" wants?

    You're right!

    Those IDIOTS wouldn't have had a clue unless EVERY OTHER AIRLINE HAD ALREADY FIGURED IT OUT!

    Just like their BRILLIANT idea to try and compete with SOUTHWEST AIRLINES with cal-lite. AAAAHAHAHA! WHAT A FUCKING JOKE!

    Or maybe their thought process on the Amsterdam flight where SHIT AND URINE FILLED THE PASSENGER CABIN AND SERVED FOOD! .....cont.

  • Oh yeah, the passengers are going to LOVE 7 HOURS OF THIS, AAAHAHAHA!

    Or how about what I started this post about - ATTACHING PARTS ILLEGALLY TO THEIR AIRCRAFT WHICH RESULTED IN THE DEATH OF 113 HUMAN BEINGS WHO WEREN'T EVEN ASSOCIATED WITH cuntinental!

  • Looks like the French judicial system will "Take Away" two cuntinental employees.......TO JAIL, HAHAHAHA!

    Their trial started today FOR MANSLAUGHTER in the Air France, #4590,Concord(e) crash in 2000, by incompetently attaching a piece of titanium to their POS DC10, which fell off and punctured the tire on the Concord(e), ultimately causing the crash and killing 113 people.

    PERMANENTLY GROUND THIS FLYING PIECE OF SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • hahahaha this was awesome

  • this is why i fly american

  • To bad that we have started taking away pillows and blankets..

  • I'm curious. What ad agency created this marvelous piece?

  • It was probably created by continental senior management. They are EXPERTS at stealing things from people, especially their employees.

  • I was surprised to distribute a iron knife to all the passengers the other day in a plane.

  • if i were that guy at 0:23 then id swollow it before i gave it. oh wait i cant give it cuz i ate the god damn piece of food. lolz idk if u like continental then ok ur choice i dont care. fly wat ever the hell u want to fly.its ur choice. =)

  • 0:17 lol

  • ouch that guy's head must hurt.

  • Esta buenisimo. COA is the best airline of United States of America

  • Unfortunately 50 people died in that COLGAN AIR crash, operated on behalf of Continental, who doesn't fly prop planes anymore. NOBODY died in the Denver mishap last December.

    Even though it has cut back on some amenities, Continental continues to offer food, non-alcoholic drinks, entertainment, pillows/blankets at no additional charge. Charges for liquor or checked baggage impact only those who use them, and are consistent with other airlines in America.

  • Also, CO waives the fee for one checked bag if you have any CO affinity card...check card or credit card. I pay $25 a year for my KeyBank check card but it saves me the bag fees and gives me miles. I don't always fly CO but i enjoy it when i do.

  • I dont think they offer this anymore!

  • im flying with these people transatlantic in april can anybody tell me what their like??? thanks

  • Yeah Continental just took pay from their employees!

  • @zoeplatt every airline in the USA has been doing that - it's amazing how they are similar that way

  • jajajaj

  • Jet blue $ 7.00 for lending you a blanket

    Spirit $20.00 for a luggage

    American $25 for the second luggage

    Us Air $ 5.00 and $7.00 for a lonch box

    All this items I get it for free in Continental!

  • You're correct except JetBlue SELLS it to you, not lends. That would be uncouth AND nasty.

  • alot of times continental will give you a brand new blanket i would no lol i had takein a 777 from houston where i live to japan and yeah they had giveing me a brand new one lol

  • LOL, I worked there 13 years and never saw them clean a pillow or blanket ~ Much less give out a new one!

  • well i no when i was on the 777 from houston to japan we did get new blankets and pillows lol

  • It technically only cost 2 bucks because you get a $5 gift card with the purchase

  • $5 gift card? Cool, Its good to know, thnx

  • That said,

    Southwest: NO MEALS (just Peanuts, Pretzels, & Cookies), NO PTV, SECOND BAG FREE (DUH)

  • I been flying Continental over 12 years and for me still one of the best airlines even in this days of recetion, you can find, pillows blankets music movies food for international flights, and the crew behavior its very proffesional

  • thats what every flight gives you practicly!

  • your right about that and its a good place to work at my mom did for 5 years till she was layed off cuz of 911 )-: man that was a sad day when she told me she no longer had a job with them

  • Sorry about your mom's lays off, I hope she had got another job,let me tell you in this days its becoming difficult, cause the resetion its getting worst, I wish to you and your loves ones ,GOOD LUCK!

  • thanks for the very nice reply yes she did find another job the job with the airlines was just part time but she drives a school bus full time and loves it lol take care ()-;

  • haha!! this commercial so hilarious! lol. ;). when i was watching it, it made me smile it!! i luv it!

  • jaja! great!

  • lol i like this commercial.

  • they forgot to mention the possibility of shitter overflow

  • Are you talking about this?

    Things went wrong on Flight 71 from the beginning when it took off June 13 from Amsterdam bound for Newark. The pilot decided to land the plane in Shannon, Ireland, after passengers complained of blockage in the lavatories.

    The plane was sent for repairs and took off again the following day, but the problem only got worse as sewage from the lavatories flowed into the aisles. Passengers were further offended when flight attendants told them not to eat much.

  • Which was an atypical incident. On a day-to-day basis Continental is one of the best run airlines in the U.S. and usually offer better customer service than their peers. Leave it to journalists to sensationalize all negative news regarding civil aviation...

  • Continental founder Bob Six wouldn't recognize today's Continental. The airline he built was headquartered at LAX, with hubs there and at Denver-Stapleton, with the farthest east point being Chicago (and Miami later). It seems like a totally east-coast and Europe oriented airline now, based in Houston, with hubs at IAH, Newark, and Cleveland. I really wonder how Mr. Six would react to the easternization of the airline he took over in 1937, when its only route was El Paso-Pueblo-Denver....

  • yah but he probablty tracked down all of the airlines changes, so i think he would reconize it.

  • very clever advertisement

  • hahaha this is soo cool

  • ohhhh very cute

    that is real airlines iwant to try

    hahaha

    thank for your sharing

  • When the company was asking for Concessions it included asking it's Guam base employees to do their share despite CMI being profitable. Now, when an aircraft is removed from their operation to cover the upcoming Heathrow route, the Flight Attendants whose lives will be horribly disrupted are being treated like bastard children of Continental. Thanks alot Larry.

  • Every employee took pay cuts. But, you must be impressed that Continental is expanding and growing faster than any US airline. Plus, Continental has new Boeing aircrafts on order to meet the its growing demand. I am proud to be working for Continental and I have been for seven years. On 03/06 US Airways reported they are cutting more jobs due money problems. According to that report (USA Today)

    high milage customers on US Airways are being treated like coach customers or dogs.

  • NEW YORK IS THE GATEWAY

    WE ARE THE KEY

    CONTINENTAL AIRLINES

    work hard flight right

  • continental is the best airline on costa rica and USA

  • Pillows? each time i fly with them ask for a pillow during middle of flight and they say. sorry but we only have 13 pillows per filght. so i either ask for one in the beginning of flight of snatch one from the empty 1st class seats cause i know 1st class boards first.

  • Continental Ramp Agents Unite vote TWU!!!!

  • this is a good commercial although id rather have seen them try to promote themselves and what they can do more directly than showing what they dont do. I think it would of looked a little bit more professional. But nonetheless, i loved it!

    thank you

  • I've got unipolar depression and panic attack. thank you very much.

  • It's true!

  • Continental... that's hard to say. Logo rules!

  • lol i remember when i was watching the screen in a domestic flight in a commercial it showed two flight attendants saying goodbye to wat looks like passengers but actually they wer saying it too food,blankets,pillows and in the end it shows a flight attendant throwing out another one lol

  • poor woman when they take her meal away . but if they took the meal off her then why did they give it to her  in the first place

  • lol i love the guy spitting out the pretzel FUNNY

  • Is Continental the one that kept flying and serving meals while the lavatory overflew into the cabin?

  • Yes. I can't believe that they would do that, but they are still a good airline

  • lol - true, it was a sad incident. Pushing those 75's to see how far and how much they can handle. But still... GROSS!

  • Great video

  • HA HA HA HA!!!!

  • the food from airline elal is so yamy

  • lmaoo

  • This irritates me

  • haha kind of funny

  • Awesome!!

    Especially when she spreads her palm to make him spit the nut and taking the pillow from the guy leaning on the side panel and bumps his head

  • how did you get this video?

  • kinda messed up

  • funny but on my channel it is showed about 25 times in one hour

  • Continental has their own catering business unlike other U.S. carriers so that's part of the reason why they can still offer free food on longer domestic flights. I hate American b/c their BOB is nothing more than junk food.

  • Continental doesn't fly Chicago to London.... United perhaps?

  • AA, UA, British, and Virgin

  • yes

  • In hate continental after flying in a 757 from Chicago to London with no food or personal tv's, i will never fly with them again. (This 757 service still operates!)

  • there's no way that continenetal flew from chicago to london- that has to be a united plane. all airlines operate international flights from a hub and chicago isn't one of theirs.

  • Thats correct, the primary hubs for continental are Newark, Houston, Cleveland, and Guam. Sometimes i think they treat honolulu as a secondary, But chicago doesnt really operate with Continental.

  • cry baby!!

  • ye sorry, it was newark to london and it was shit cos the seats are crap, the whole aircraft is uncomfortable and they are just a generally crap airline.

  • continental is pretty good, fee tvs, video games, and pillows and blankets for all. but the meal they gave me on my last flght was literaly a bowl of weaties (no other option) and a nasty looking bannana. terrible.

  • continental used certificates

  • 00:17 very funny part, nice synchronization with the music as the guy slam his head on wall.

  • XD XD XD

  • Funny ad, LOL

  • wow yall really slow if yall dont get this ad but since yall so slow the smart thing is to show this ad then add another part that has continental F/As(flight attendants) serving food and offering pillow and blankets but wow i got the add rite then and there i hope yall just jokin

  • Hmm, bad ad, ppl could mistakenly think that this as continental airlines

  • Only if they don´t listen to the ad! Dah

  • In fact Continental Airlines is really like this. And you have to pay what you drink.

  • You pay for alcoholic beverages only. Not soda, juices, and coffee. Fly first class if you want free alcohol.

  • I love CO and this is so true I flew on another carrier and ha to pay for a meal and no movie or pillows and what not.

  • I never went on to the air plane other than JAL (Japan Airlines) but do other airline take things away when people are still eating/using?

  • No... but low cost carriers in the States do not offer as many items you may be acustom to.

  • Obviously, the humorous intent of the commercial has escaped you!

  • as you can tell by my poor Eng"r"ish, I'm not American. its really hard to understand humour especially if youre from different culture. when i first visited US, I was really really surprised by how rude the shopkeepers were in the US compared to japan (of course there were many friendly one too) and I thought those thing might apply for flight attendant too.

    I just took Air Canada flight. luckily they didnt take any thing away from me... because they didnt even provide anything!

  • That's what this means.

  • Its really Continental's humorous criticim of other airlines for reducing and eliminating their meal service to cut costs. Sorry, I didn't know you were Japanese. But I have know in the past that this culture can take things way too literally!

  • If you missed the first part of the ad ... it looks a little odd when it says "Everything you shoud expect"

  • I flew on Continental in January and I loved them.

  • Haha, very funny yet so to the point! =)

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