Big Bang Theory - Sex better than Halo 3

[bluesteelsaxophone]

"Your asking him to choose between sex and Halo"

"No I'm asking him to choose between sex and Halo 3"

lolgasm

[fatihh5]

I thought I heard something..

[SpitFire816]

I know i sound like........well yea anyone else hear Howard say "He's charging his Plasma Rifle?"

ik, ik, ik, ik i just had to say it though

[matt16001]

"I NEED A MED PACK!"

[amperro]

If only they said yes...

[UkrGaz]

Sheldon is a dumbass! Sex does have enhanced weaponary system, look up fetish!!!!!

[XXYYDudeYYXX]

wow even howard the ladies man didn't notice

[bluesteelsaxophone]

what episode was this?

[YardieGamer]

@bluesteelsaxophone The Dumpling Paradox

[hunua50]

MED PACK I NEED A MED PACK!

[inu358]

I wish I was there! "We want to have sex with you" *throws gamepad at the table and walks over* XDDD

[kingerik93]

First time raj is not nervous when women are in the room

[theReaper1010]

when people are arguing about who's right about Halo, then you know that they don't have lives..

[2kils1shot]

You cant charge a plasma rifle or cloak

[klivy12]

flash bullet rifle XD

[Gyronex]

@mariahjuana And how would you know your dick is delicious?

[gwar10ck]

keep pressing 5, 7, or 8!

[gabriel71080]

you can turn on halo with the push of a button...

[Elcollpohorrible]

Halo can play then ever you wish so but not chicks.

Look at the Penny ang her friends i mean like callente.

p.s there are no rules in hell!

[SamGlover25]

@CanadianGuitarist, now I can't see that well but maybe there are composite cables to enable the use of stero headphones like TBs and he's also running an HDMI cable. I use composite for my TBs, yet I still run an HDMI cable.

[iChrissuper]

How is Sex supposed to have enhanced weapon systems?

[scoetie2]

i'd pick sex :P

[Rohtara]

Chicks can wait :P

[CanadianGuitarist]

Sheldon's "hi-def graphics" argument is moot, their TV clearly has composite cables running into it.

[Lebayak]

117k views :)

[sainkun]

Sheldon's right...We want more graphics and new generation weapons in sex!!

[eziomasterassassin97]

You can't charge the plasma rifle ...... :P

[mralanalmighty]

who is the one in black

[DDYY95]

med pack. i need a med packk !!!!! LOOOOLLLL

[Redmoon963]

only real men spam the shake controller button

[CountBaller]

WE SAID NO TANKS

THERE ARE NO RULES IN HELLL!

[DotAngela]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.

[redwingchamp98]

Spamming A I see. Must be the noobs I destroy

[headies07]

I totally play games like that.

[yyygyy1]

why are they pressing the buttons like its some kinda minigame from pokemon stadium

[BitOveRate]

hahah at the risk of sounding like more of a nerd then them, plasma rifles don't charge up, right trigger isn't for grenade. Medpacks have also been removed from the game=\. I could go on but i've said enough. It's Ripe with inaccuracies as Sheldon would say, they get all the physics equations right but not video games which they so fanatically play and are probably sponsored by.

[Luke130795]

THERE ARE NO RULES IN HELLLLLLL

[Springywater]

He makes a good point. Sheldon that is.

[RasenShuriken003]

WHY both things are fun but...I can get viruses from both (its a joke....well not possible cause halo 2 online was cancelled and possible if u downloaded halo ce/2 w/o the actual product (i did but im fine))

[SONYandMICROSOFT]

But what the fuck is a flashbullet rifle?

[SONYandMICROSOFT]

Halo iz way bettar then sex. Does sex haz competitive multiplayer or forge?

[KaBeeM]

@SONYandMICROSOFT

Um..... there are some practices you could call competitive multiplayer if you'd like to :)

[orb1305]

There are no rules in hell...hahaha

[Mullahgrrl]

Ha! Halo 3 sucks!

[kaberle24]

OMG everyone's a critic, that goes against professional criticism, which is why the world is full of douche bags.

[TimTheReaper]

there ARE health packs in Halo.... well, NOW there are health packs in Halo. Halo: Reach. mwahahahahahh

[Xpyro817X]

wow

[chriswcft]

Seriously this generation of comedy SUCKS, wish they can parody a proper geek. 

[GrandOldPete]

THERE ARE NO RULES IN HELL!

[EvenHidden]

@GrandOldPete Best quote ever!!

[jay4lyfe94]

0:25 captions say flashbullet rifle instead of plasma rifle and as for sex or halo 3...Sex has better graphics and the gameplay is orgasmic and sheldon is wrong about advanced weapons that all depends on how rough u like it ; )

[VaselineOnToast]

Actually the only error made is just when Sheldon says Halo "3" instead of "1". All the sounds are from Halo 1, and Howard's "I need a medpack" comment isn't wrong. 

[BlackoutOmega]

@VaselineOnToast Who gives a fuck?

[95ellington]

I really have no idea, since I haven't done either.

[Xearf]

The second part of the video takes place in an earlier episode. Are you guys sure they weren't playing halo 1 in that part?

[TimTheReaper]

@Xearf why would they be playing on an XBOX 360? Halo CE was an original XBOX title.

[TimTheReaper]

@vDEATHxSTROKEv yeah, the XBOX 360 is backwards compatible (i like to call it "selective backwards capability"; see, they only support certain games.) but i don't see why they'd be so into Halo CE on the XBOX 360... compared to Halo 3 and even Halo 2, its pretty graphically unrefined. sure the multiplayer and co-op is fun but its not like get-a-boner-and-jizz-your-pant­s awesome...

[BlackoutOmega]

@TimTheReaper You sir are never getting any pussy.

[TimTheReaper]

@BlackoutOmega you, sir, break my number one rule: "never say never."

[lobstertrainfilms]

CHARGING PLASMA RIFLE

I NEED A MEDPACK

WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG

FUCK THIS SHOW

[BlackoutOmega]

@lobstertrainfilms Who cares lol? You're such a fucking nerd kid serious.

[slipshodcoqbgg]

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[XxImmortalNoSoulxX]

Like sex with a hot woman is the best thing in the entire universe...

Like Halo 3 instead of sex? O.o Wtf? Is he from another universe

[BassOutcast]

God of War 3 beats Halo 3

But sex beats both .

[TheConnor333]

i thought i h-heard something.. no never mind go!

[DrIvoRobotnick]

Sex is petter than Halo 3.

Wait you can't charge a plasma rifels or med packs.

[HybrOMegA2]

flashbullet rifle? med pack? lulz

[chisoxnbears]

Holy shit mashing buttons much?

[YklausK]

LOL my point :D :D :D

which episode?

[serenanickjonas]

hahahhahhaaaaa

loveeee

[Blackfrost149]

Sheldon couldn't of had sex anyway. The gods of mitosis would be pissed

[Mully1992]

health pack? halo 3?

[xnewtrendamokx]

who is thw chick in the black dress? =)

[GemzieR]

My old friends are EXACTLY like this

[Pyromaniac721]

raise your hand if your girlfriend gave you head while you were playing Halo 3 or MW2 or watching Battlestar Galactica.

[iSilverwolf]

halo 3 lol i would be fucking the shit out of those chick

[farucdagoona]

it so intense, raj is talking....

[Sawyster]

I want a 360

[carr308]

Does anyone know the name of this episode

[tyedye95]

THERE ARE NO RULES IN HELL!

[ThetianSoldier]

If only it were more accurate to a real Halo 3 player...

you know, with a high-pitched voice, horrible grammar, and too impatient to wait for a 1.15 GB (Halo: Reach beta's file size) to download?

[HybrOMegA2]

@ThetianSoldier i guess u have experience in that dont ya ? xD

[Makiyura]

THAT WAS A TOTAL FTL!

[Sparrow476]

Medpacks? In Halo 3? Fail.

[wolverinedawg24]

Some believable comments would have been:

"How are you still alive, That sniper bullet went right through your head"

"Fuck yeah, suck my overshield"

"I just killed you with a plasma pistol, YOU BLOW!"

This video, however, was awful

[xXRagingInfernoXx]

man Sheldon would love Halo:Reach

[korbendallas27]

halo 3 better than sex ^^

[vadalor]

This is a horrible show. Most the references are so off....

[THE87OH]

@vadalor They have to be slightly off in order to not be sued due to copyright...

[123m4rk]

All halo fans please give a thumbs down for this pathetic attempt at pretending to play halo. Its embarrassing.

[Mindes13]

REALLY!! really!! okay don't cpmment on the sexy chicks but them playing halo 3 wrong omg no way

[LaggyLuke]

@123m4rk the point wasnt to be accurately pretending to play halo. The point was the joke.

[Nick0062]

There are no med packs in Halo 3.

[radar550]

@Nick0062 Yeah but you have to admit that it sounds great! Especially from screaming Wolowizard :D

[VictorysYT]

@Nick0062 In campaign retard.

[Nick0062]

@VictorysYT No, there still aren't any med packs in campaign.

[VictorysYT]

@Nick0062 wow, i've been playing top level in halo 3, i think i know abit more than you.

[Nick0062]

@VictorysYT Bitch, I play the shit out of Halo 3, I've played over 5000 matchmaking games in it. Don't question my Halo knowledge, I'm definitely right.

[R0cKs0l1dd]

@VictorysYT unless you mean that odst game, you're wrong.

[princehillanbrand9]

These producers need to get more realistic with video games. People don't button mash like that, and there are no med. packs. That's ODST.

[YeramoDarkheart]

@princehillanbrand9

dude. not to sound like an ass but ROFL on your comment

[SykoraRules]

well it would not be as entertaining without all the random screaming , and the crazy button mashing, and plus it gives people who play the game to notice the differences

[Fimbultyr]

Oh, I've seen people buttonmashing like that.

[TheDharmaFox]

I realized that too, kinda felt nerdy at the same time. lol

[ThatNotSoAznKid]

@ Everyone who says "there are no med packs in Halo" they could just mean hes dieing and he wishes somoneone could come out and give him a med pack or something i do it all the time

[LaggyLuke]

@princehillanbrand9 Come on this is a comedy!

[Opethorate]

@princehillanbrand9 I AM THE SWORD MASTER!

[TetsuPolke]

@princehillanbrand9 nnnnnnnnneeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrr­rrrrrrrdddddddddddddddd  somebody needs a life

[princehillanbrand9]

@TetsuPolke Just because someone likes drawing an it's all they do doesn't mean they need a life. Just because someone likes to fix cars and only does that doesn't mean they need a life. They have a life doing what they like. Why should gaming be any different? Bye, troll.

[TetsuPolke]

@princehillanbrand9 bet somebody is still a virgin

[princehillanbrand9]

@TetsuPolke Bet somebody never graduated high school. =_=

[artyfarty1996]

@TetsuPolke are you saying there's something wrong with being a nerd? 

[Stellarmasterelite]

THERE ARE NO RULES IN HELL

[nategore]

three games and they still forgot something

[Halo2nothing11111]

HA HA HA!!! Honestly I would probably pick Halo 3.

XD

[MarianoRyu]

So would I. LOL

[kryptonitebullet179]

@Halo2nothing11111 Yeah, you don' t have to worry about:

1) Getting the girl pregnant

2) STD's

3) Paying for dinner

[Unsterblich856]

Both are vastly overrated.

[SergeantLedge]

typical halo players

[jvilhelm]

Oh dear...you can't get med packs in halo 3...his armour regenerates

[crossvariation]

They are all noobs

[jancobblepot]

Halo 3 or sex ? WHY ?

You can do both at the same time !

[Halo2nothing11111]

DUDE I WISH!!!

[TombMan12]

ohhhh yeah!!!ohhhhh yeahh! ohhh yeahhhhhhh! i ownd a scarab tank on legendary XDD

[killaguy555]

@jancobblepot teabag?

[Sawyster]

@jancobblepot Yeah, Laying on your back, head hanging over the edge, killing aliens while yer girlfriend bangs yeh. Good times...

[LegendzComboApe1993]

@jancobblepot true

[stephanlmao]

@jancobblepot lol you have 69 thumbs up! sex position 69 lol

[TheGermanGuy91]

@jancobblepot Well i tried to do thad but.... then i got punched in the face by my girlfriend and he didn't speak to me for two weeks xD

[uchihasflame1]

Best thing ever my fav is

"There are no rules in hell!!

[D0ni3]

"There are no rules in hell"

"MEDPACK I NEED A MEDPAAAACK!"

[predetor911]

Sheldon: as far as i know sex has not been upgraded to include high def graphics and enhanced weapon systems.

No, all sex has been upgraded to are modified play toys and thinner condoms

[CyJoZa]

Best. Scene. Ever.

[RemyCoolX]

I will slap them. Four hot chicks are standing in their doorway and not even Wolowitz takes his eyes off the game. Nerds.

[slipnot4l1f3]

its a tv show get over it

[yverodagny]

lol i found the med pack

[moss61]

to bad theres no med packs in halo 3?

big bang theory for the fail

[CojoProductionStudio]

he means the green thing that heals you

[Astatine0936]

there are med packs

[sharker1234]

How the fuck does that sound like flash bullet rifle, and you don't charge the plasma rifle *insert facepalm*

[slipnot4l1f3]

well when you shoot it for like a couple seconds the charge will come down and you have to charge it back up

[BaK2tHaB4siCs]

get the fucking med pack!!

[phreakout93]

i hate it when i cant find a "med pack" while playing halo

[deora2dude]

also i dont remember having to mash the face buttons the whole time... MEELE! SWITCH WEAPON! ect.... i would love to see this game in theatre mode XD

[deora2dude]

"HE BE CHARGIN HIS PLASMA RIFLE!"

dear lord the script writers are out of touch... at least they had the xbox plugged in XD

[henrihe]

In what Universe?

[SamuraiBlader]

eh take i like playing halo 3 instead of getting a std

[swupstik]

"My point."

[swupstik]

The title's wrong. :-)

[unsurreal83]

Lets solve this:

How about playing Halo3 while getting a BJ? :P

[Isundir]

Well Thornclaw that there aren't any medpacks doesn't mean he didn't need one.

[ilikewatchingmoviees]

He is right, they are nerds.

[RobCozzens]

These comments are hilarious...

A joke about how incredibly nerdy these guys are to prefer Halo 3 to sex, and everyone is commenting on the minor factual errors they made about Halo 3.

I think the gamer gene is going to get selected out of our DNA!

[ghostrider3009]

Funny you were able to add more nerd comedy to this you rock man!!!

[TimTheReaper]

@RobCozzens one day i'll have sex while playing Halo Reach and prove you wrong.

[Thornclaw]

"I need a med pack"?

There aren't any in Halo 3

Hilarious though.

[95928225]

Since I nearly made a girl pregnant once after partying ,I prefer videogames lol!.Up to this time ,I don't have to worry about making women pregnant or getting aids.

[D4vy87]

Just Carpal Tunnel

[sikms]

looooool halo 3 anyday

[SoTChaos]

if that happened to me i would have ripped my clothes off right then and there tearing across the room possibly taking out my 360 and tv lol

[morphor]

I plan not on losing my virginity at all, I can live with just games my whole life.

[efflagitatio]

VERY NICE! Lets make it a club.

[wwe88fan88edge]

can be bater

[AreNoNeko]

There are no medpacks in Halo 3....

[KingofKlubs]

I noticed that too, a rare moment for Big Bang Theory where they actually get their facts wrong

[IfOnlyForOnce]

Also, at some point, someone said "He's charging his plasma rifle," but you can only charge plasma pistols, if I remember correctly.

[AreNoNeko]

That's correct. I didn't notice that....

[adolpino]

Which episode is this?? I cant remember that scene...