Black Books series 3 episode 1 part 3

[areyousayinimchunky]

"Like the WORM YOU ARE!"

In the next episode he is dressed like a worm.

^.^

[knucklescapricorn31]

"De-louse the duvet! And tumble dry the doilies! And hover the roof! And whistle down the chimmy!" bahahaha this episode was great :D

[whitebeam]

I'm so sick of reading people mention how Black Books is great because British humour this and British humour that.

It's written by two Irishmen you twats who claim to be oh-so-hand-in-hand-with-britis­h-comedy-mwahahaaa sense oh humour. I can't even begin to understand why these non-britons get such satisfaction from mentioning they like ""British humour"".

[InsightVidya]

Pegg is brilliant in this episode

[ClusterFoxtrot]

'Here's Evan! He's a young guy! He listens to the Stereophonics, he rides a scooter!'

[lowlowvideo]

have just discovered their awesomeness! must say, me and brit humour, we're kindred spirits! ugh! LOVE SO MUCH!!!!

[tomsito365]

Manny in two years you could've been Vice deputy sub-assistant

Loved it, what a great ep; if you ask me three comic geniuses, literally!

[GoldenCrusader93]

i want a yoga-bag too!

[TheXFalcon]

Simon Pegg is fantastic! I like that every time there's a close up on him, we can see "American Psycho" books in the background.

[00Stinger00]

"HMM, Pow Oven Cleaner? You can clean an oven, you can clean me!"

[iamnotyourfreud]

dylan moran should come back to television!

[MissPsychoB]

Simon Pegg... is terrifying!!!

[EvaSatsuma]

Have you seen him in "Doctor Who" as the Editor? He's brilliant!

[Disturbed684]

LMAO 5:11

[caraa57]

"how dare You!" he sounds like Dumbledore hahahah

[nrhmunchles18]

oh my gosh, bernard's sick voice resembles that of an old man's, in righteous defence of manny :p

"how dare you? *wheeeeze*"

[x3LROS3x]

Kapow oven cleaner.. you can clean and oven you can clean me

[NemmyMD]

"Manny, in two years you could have been a vice-deputy sub-assistant; but you're not!"

I floored myself then and there. How ambitious!

[KDJADEDGLORY]

Pegg is Brilliant!

[billandben0000]

"and tumble dry our doilies!!"

[damunzta]

"Don't you touch a hair on that boy's head! Have you no resepect...? He's mine! Go get your own human plaything!"

Simply gold :P

[remitd]

lal "i can feel bits of my brain falling away like a wet cake" XD

[SammySam5]

God I love Dylan Moran.

[thecrimsonfloyd]

Everything's back to normal.

[HamishBroown]

'don't you touch a hair on that boy's head...have you no respect? He's mine!'

[taureleafsilver]

This is one of my fav eppies. Manny is adorable!

[EdisdaBestest]

simon pegg is awesome!

[Harkz0r]

I originally started watching this show because it was recommended to me as a fan of Bill Bailey, but I really have to say Dylan is bloody amazing at his part, especially here. Gotta love it.

[glebber]

agreeed! me too! well, first i watched a couple stand-ups by Dylan. and then saw that bill bailey and Dylan were in the same show! brilliant combo.

[poppyhwa]

simon's really really creepy here! so good at his part; just gotta love him- & dylan & bill as well

[scratchbang]

IM REALLY ANGRY NOW

ROFL i nearly died

[boganlewis]

i love this show! i've heard there is a group on facebook called "living like bearnead black is a perfectly valid lifestyle choice" i'm tempted to join it

[happyjellyfish]

"Anaconda."

[calebbird]

2 words....GET OUT

slap slap hahaha

[drownedandtorn]

The Worm saluting the sun part is a bit too funny lmao

[malkyalky]

hoover the roof

[iluvmorrissey]

DON'T ASK QUESTIONS, JUST DO IT!!! LOL

[tristanini]

simon pegg..... woop

[SjajZvezde]

Why not? Why does it bother you?

And another thing-I'm foreign, and sometimes I can't understand every single thing the actors say. It gets very annoying when you can see they said something very funny and you couldn't make it out. So in those cases it helps to read the quotes other people posted.

[jimyarien]

you are right it is exactly the case with me.

but i thought i am only clever foreigner who is doing this.

[mixedvege]

whitelabeldemo has an _awfully_ good point you know....why on earth DO you people feel the need to write out what we are currently watching?

Do you want to be clever by proxy?

Curious.

[whitelabeldemo]

I don't get why people are upset by our comments.

[jimyarien]

although my english is not good enough to get what you said but i think you said something good one of the three thummbs up is from me.

[whitelabeldemo]

Why are you all quoting something that we're all watching right now? :D

[iluvmorrissey]

If u can clean an oven u can clean me!! lmao

[iluvmorrissey]

If u can clean an oven u can clean me!!! lmao

[USERNAMESANNOYME]

'you're thinking, he's a young guy he likes the Stereophonics, he rides a scooter'

[USERNAMESANNOYME]

'if you tell me the thruth i won't get mad, so tell me, did you sleep here last night?'

'yess....'

'IM REALLY ANGRY NOW.'

[COGDrucifer]

I think you know

[jellentine1]

How dare you... don't you touch a HAIR on that boys head. Have you no resp-e-c-t? He's mine! Get your own human plaything. You quartz brained little cream puff *swings and falls*

LOVE IT.

[EntwinedHeart]

Tumble dry our doilies!

[Lostfeaion]

breakfast of champion XD

[Hithkano]

i understand the long hair pressure

[albsalbsalbs]

"get your own human plaything!" haha classic

[NoelFieldingSexyAs]

Hoover The Roof....And Whistle Down The Chimneys...Lol...One Of The BEST Sitcoms!

[sockyellow]

the poifect sitcom :D

[soulofshiver]

"He likes the Stereophonics, he rides a scooter"

[mjmanning123]

The Goliath Team looks like a bunch of Easter Eggs! *sigh* My husband used to work at Borders. Note the tense... "used to". NOT THE HAIR!!!

[missmoanypants]

why is simon pegg so awsome!?!?!

[ladygisborne20]

I'M REALLY ANGRY NOW!!!

[bareakon]

poor manny

[autopilot262]

YOU CAN CLEAN AN OVEN U CAN CLEAN ME LOL

[warmfuzzy1223]

DELOUSE THE DUVET!

[Capulator8]

Haha, look at all the aerian nazis working in the shop xD

[MissMurdersdaughter]

That was so cute when Manny hid his face with the sleeping bag.

[dgloco]

"some rudderless hippy"

[mysy3]

hoover the roof!

[craiclord]

"Kapow, it can clean an oven, it can clean me!" Haha! excellent!

[stoemstedt88]

get ur own human play thing^^

[TopDog69]

I can feel bits of my brain... falling away like a wet cake.

[krimzonvillain]

@TopDog69 I think maybe he shouldn't have been eating those mushrooms from his hair.

[wellmellgell]

IM REALLY ANGRY NOW

[withshadow]

P.S.

i love Simon Pegg,especially after HOT FUZZ

he's so cute, not that handsome though

[withshadow]

just a joke

but i really hope they two hook up together

开个玩笑啦

不过我真的很希望他俩在一起:)

[stewux]

sorry, that was aimed at withshadow

[Kcat1304]

why isnt tv like that aney more?

[abraxaswizard]

Because they make tv for people like you now, people who can't write or spell. You suck.

[eefa1977]

Your comment is both mean AND incorrect. They may not be able to spell but they can write! :D

[kellydjelly]

@ 4:25 is the funniest! laying sideways on those books..lol

[TotallyBursar]

Bernard is an arsehole is what is he is.

[withshadow]

the more i watch ,the more i believe bernard has a thing for manny,you see,the rejection,the peeping,the protection for manny.

he's gayyyyyyy...

[wiewioros]

Personally, I don't agree but even if he were gay, he'd be a gay god of humour anyway ;)

[prismacolored]

Er, that's the joke, isn't it? : /

[Mophesto13]

Yeah, of course it is :)

[stewux]

what exactly is your point??

[ayadrill]

This show goes beyond the stereotypical canned laughter sitcom, it is genius in its humor and a completely awesome show! :) :)

[st3voboo]

I only have one problem with this show....

I cant watch it without a nice bottle of red!!

Excellent show! Comedy at its best!!

[Samdaman5098]

lol i luv blak boooks!

[50angel50demon]

lol The roof

[xEyelidx]

"Just popped in to do my yoga. I do it every morning in my.. yoga bag." I want a yoga bag!!

[evilzombie6666667]

david had to many fags today gtting sleepy lol

[nirvanagrrl]

yoga bag :P

noice (Y)

[Poddeh]

"i can feel my brain, falling away like a wet cake"

i love dylan

[gladitsnotme]

If this isnt the best show ever, I don't know what is.

[xilapang]

couldn't agree more. it's intelligently written, hysterically amusing and totally addictive

[HomeVideoz]

"hey theres evan hes a young guy, he likes the stereophonics, he rides a scooter!"

i honestly cant stop laughing

[cheesedrummer00]

MMAAANNNNYYYYYYYY!

[Montork]

tumble dry our doylys

[Garrygumm]

"how dare you.. don't you touch a hair on that boy's head!"

[chris1]

The Hair Manny!!ha ha ha ha

[lacienga]

Thanks so much for uploading this!

[Lostfaith1980]

Peggs char in this episode was like so many of my former bosses it's scary O_O

I want my own business (A book shop) so I never have to deal with people like that again ^_^

Shame I dont have the first clue about running a business.

[windweaker]

Neither does Bernard *Giggle*

[Lostfaith1980]

hehe ^_^ Yet he still manages it. Aaaah the magic of television.

[Strike86]

Hoover the roof. XD

[Montork]

the roof, the roof, the roof, is on fire!

[ImperatriceJosephine]

"And whistle down the chimneys!..." LOL

[dove2lux]

This program is not very famous in France but it deserves to be!

We Love black books!

[Larfalot1]

What a brilliant addition Pegg was to that episode, he's good at being weird. Probably my favourite episode.

[quizzabella]

genius! Thanks for sharing :)

[sairalinde1988]

KAPOW oven cleaner....if you can clean an oven you can cleam me! hahaha oh how i love you bernard black <3

[Nurdbot]

ROFL at the creepiness of Peggs character.

[theblurbman]

Thanks for this, it's bloody brilliant