A few years ago two parents went out for dinner. A few hours later, the babysitter was calling to see if she could cover up the clown statue in the kids' room, the father said "Get the kids and get out of the house, we'll call the police, we don't have a clown statue". The "clown statue" was actually a killer that escaped from jail. If you don't post this on 10 videos tonight the clown will be in your bed at 3:00am with a chainsaw in his hand. Sorry don't want this to happen to me
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Hey :) I dont know if im just stupid or if it was byb random chance, but i went to the hp website, and urs was the first sample video :) made me smile
lol are u that cock from that comparison site advert?
I must say, what a fantastic advert that is. Theres few things nowadays that rekindle my faith in humanity, but watching your patronising face flashing about on screen talking at the British public like there fucking retards really reminds me how happy I am to be alive.
@WWWWWWWMWWWWWWWWWWWW I thought it was funny when I saw that your comment had too many 'negative votes'. Then I saw what the comment was, and started laughing at your stupidity. Seriously. You're proof of reincarnation.
I thought it was pure genius. Alot more amusing than the "OH MAI GAWD THAT'S TOTALLY RANDOM" bullshit that's posted on here. At least it did it tastefully.
what season is it is it the red dinosaur where the cat eats the mid. does any one know where my hat is i cant find it anywhere who has eaten the fried silk bean that was for my tea im going to go hungry now the orange juice is not in the fridge
salt and vinegar pringles are so nice. what i do is i lick the flatter side first because thats the flavoury part. but its not like i lick all the flavour off or anything. its still nice when i eat it. i had a few last nite. with a selection of dips. some white cheese ones and a red salsa one. i think there mite still be a few left, i'll check there in a minute.
How come on yours itself it does not show them at all, can I turn them off in settings, or pay to remove them, or pay to feature in them like yours did.
Or I know, I've got it, I need to do a video and swine flu makeup, or how to create and make swine flu, put it in the right section and hopefully I'll get featured in the featured videos and of course do it half naked, oh well, never mind, lol.
So is it true, you pay money then to be in featured videos section, cause no offense and here is that other one yet again:
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How come I never see issues like swine flu, vaccines, so on, that can at best affect your health and at worse kill you, yet, all I ever see in three weeks on here is the same entertainment like stuff in the featured videos section bottom right.
It's like, hey I might die from swine flu, but least I'll look good.
fight coming up this saturday cops might be called might make a good video they fought the other day but I hardly got any on tape come watch it on my page
I'm...so confused...
longliverobots137 1 month ago 2
Is that lobster your mom??????? o.O
RaiyaisFluffy 2 months ago
'And everything becomes clear: I should create a beat-boxing lion'
How is that clear Phil? ROTFL! I don't understand any of your videos but I love them.
EdenOfNothing 5 months ago 7
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A few years ago two parents went out for dinner. A few hours later, the babysitter was calling to see if she could cover up the clown statue in the kids' room, the father said "Get the kids and get out of the house, we'll call the police, we don't have a clown statue". The "clown statue" was actually a killer that escaped from jail. If you don't post this on 10 videos tonight the clown will be in your bed at 3:00am with a chainsaw in his hand. Sorry don't want this to happen to me
WeLiveInOurOwnWorld 6 months ago
WHAT???
Lilladeebug 6 months ago
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jordanjayfoy71 7 months ago
I am the purple one. *Serious face*
ChemicalRomancerLove 7 months ago
was that A real advert on TV in Britain??
echothechipette1 1 year ago
amazingly cool person.
shesayswoo 1 year ago
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I have that hat?
:D
melon022 1 year ago
the was a pretty epic video, love those sorts of videos ^.^
NothingUnspecial 1 year ago
Is this a metaphor for your parents? :o
checkers467 1 year ago
o:
Demetrius.
superMELANDA 1 year ago
nice one...
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oooookkkay?????? lol that wuz....funny
imorandomthanu 2 years ago
wow that was freaking aweshum!
your house is set in such a brilliant place, it looks so much different in your christmas adventure video
Jakeshomevideos 2 years ago
How Many Edits Are In This??
CullenGirl8248 2 years ago
i think timothydelaghetto did the best hp video
JxAttack 2 years ago
i like yours the best
neff1998 2 years ago
I. have never been more confused in my life
xxtharealdrphunkxx 2 years ago
i like it!:D very much!:D
AlwaysNilly 2 years ago
this is so cool this video
2008walle 2 years ago
screw this PISh
megagamer2112 2 years ago
nice?
AlexIs2Kool4U 2 years ago
same here
mryoshihead95 2 years ago
omg. i have that sailor hat!!
okenissmoken 2 years ago
a westie! awesome
ResurrectedAlex 2 years ago
haha it was funny.
junnnn12 2 years ago 2
explains how my mind works e_e;
KeepingUpWithLife 2 years ago 3
so fuckin random LOL xD
BakerSk8erxD 2 years ago 2
u should get payed to do this. ;)
bybysms 2 years ago 3
he does hes a youtube partner so he gets $2.50 (idk what that would be in UK land) for every 1000 views
gaaraofthedesert1996 2 years ago
aw adorable do you like animals well i upload videos of pets of my family's and my husbands family and our own please come visit our channel have a rocking day <3 Rayhorns
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VioletParkerVault 2 years ago
Very clever, dearr.
(:
DropDeadKenzieeee 2 years ago 14
Loving the view from your garden :)
HayleyLauren1 2 years ago
i have the same shoes
theflavasava2 2 years ago
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Emmaa1997 2 years ago
oooooooooooooh emma loves phil! lolage! :D
URxIMAGINARYxSTALKER 2 years ago
someone shops at topman to much :P
i can not talk though i go there to much as wel
iloveemochicks1 2 years ago
You have far too much free time, but where do i get one of those lobsters!!! =D
cutiepie1988 2 years ago
LOL.
got yourself a subscriber!
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JMacky96 2 years ago
WOW great work BUT where is your VOTING BAR?
I heard that you should have it IF HP REALLY ACCEPTED YOUR WORK
CAN SOMEONE come to my chennel and tell me why i have it and others do not???????????? please help
i3dbox 2 years ago
Wth?
Beffinee 2 years ago
That Is The Best Advert Ive Ever Seen.:)
NuWave12 2 years ago
wtf? lol you are amazing phil =)
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graphicalwizz 2 years ago
COOL!
theluckypotofgold 2 years ago
Great video and good voice ^^
emtonstiLord 2 years ago
Great video!
LMD327 2 years ago
lol
mistaustin1997 2 years ago
lol. Ruff Ruff. Good luck :)
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LpWizeinitblud 2 years ago
THAT GLASS WAS 3/4 FULL
DecRobProductions 2 years ago 85
@DecRobProductions It was clearly 1/4 empty.
rachelsaunicorn 10 months ago 9
Hmm I like you... a lot :)
The view from your garden is breathtaking! Come visit me in the states sometime?
thesiiiiickest 2 years ago
Hey :) I dont know if im just stupid or if it was byb random chance, but i went to the hp website, and urs was the first sample video :) made me smile
PinappleZebra 2 years ago
oh.... I was expecting a Lobster beat up a dog :)
XD
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FusionUploadsAdmin 2 years ago
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WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS ?! why does it always appear ITS FUCKING IRRITATING....thank you wasting my time
JakPheonix 2 years ago
hahaha actually YOU watched the vid and YOU commented so you really YOU wasted your own time loser
MRMANCMAN 2 years ago
lol i've got a westie
dreygon9 2 years ago
good job
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lol are u that cock from that comparison site advert?
I must say, what a fantastic advert that is. Theres few things nowadays that rekindle my faith in humanity, but watching your patronising face flashing about on screen talking at the British public like there fucking retards really reminds me how happy I am to be alive.
Please remove yourself from the gene pool.
roflcoppterlol 2 years ago
Gee, aren't you nice?
FantasMiic 2 years ago
this is really good ;) good job!
XGRRRacexXx 2 years ago
ur lobster is scary.... try to boil and eating him more....
jPianoFreakV 2 years ago
THis ones my favorite out of the other ones
15891589 2 years ago
Phil what did you take for your GCSE
?
LukeTJC 2 years ago
I would guessed he took a few more than 1!
colwall2 2 years ago
/watch?v=300YsOdNpIQ watch this its funny
blocparty4life 2 years ago
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Typical British yellow teeth :-)
WWWWWWWMWWWWWWWWWWWW 2 years ago
We have free dental? If anything our teeth are better than yours..
rorysimmonds 2 years ago
Wierd isn't it. We get free dental care and we all have yellow teeth. Lol
FearThePoo 2 years ago 3
? my teeth arn't even in the video!!? they are shiny and white =]
AmazingPhil 2 years ago 75
lol phil :)
jakeandthemetronome 2 years ago 2
@AmazingPhil Dont worry i love your teeth (i sound stalkerish dont i ) ..... I;m irish btw and hoing to send you stuffs
MileysBiggestFan8460 1 year ago
@AmazingPhil omg tht was a fail comment if you didnt understand some of those spelling mistakes tell me i'll tell you what i ment
MileysBiggestFan8460 1 year ago
@AmazingPhil Your teeth are lovely Phil!
This just shows that this person doesn't watch your videos. :D
lovemandagrace 1 year ago 3
@AmazingPhil xD lol that person is a troller that hates british people D: I don't know why though..... I would kill for your accent xD
THEorangeHAIREDturk 5 months ago
@WWWWWWWMWWWWWWWWWWWW typical asshole
sickdog2010 1 year ago 2
@WWWWWWWMWWWWWWWWWWWW OFFENDER. TROLL.
Ferrari8Boo 1 year ago
@WWWWWWWMWWWWWWWWWWWW Typical Asshole :-)
TheBethHalliday 1 year ago
@WWWWWWWMWWWWWWWWWWWW typical american ignorant asshole
thjage 1 year ago
@WWWWWWWMWWWWWWWWWWWW :P let me guess, you're a "typical" fat american aren't you???
ILoveGiraffe23 1 year ago 3
@ILoveGiraffe23 HA!
MCRPATDFOBRULEZ 1 year ago
@WWWWWWWMWWWWWWWWWWWW have you even MET a british person ? jeeeesus.
Cookiechan3321 1 year ago 8
@WWWWWWWMWWWWWWWWWWWW typical american douche-bag.
TheMillyFrom1996 9 months ago 6
@WWWWWWWMWWWWWWWWWWWW I thought it was funny when I saw that your comment had too many 'negative votes'. Then I saw what the comment was, and started laughing at your stupidity. Seriously. You're proof of reincarnation.
totallynotbusted 1 week ago
Amazing Phil FTW :D
Holman9494 2 years ago
super creative :)
gl.
allorsarah 2 years ago 2
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Wow...you suck, your definetly not going to win.
LightningCat315 2 years ago
FUCK HP
Worst notebooks ever.
Stupidnotsweet 2 years ago
OMG etc..
anothervoicefromthewilderness
thumminxy 2 years ago
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graphicalwizz 2 years ago
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how stupid
www0warez0tk 2 years ago
damn that lobster of responsibility!
elliotcastro 2 years ago 3
That's my mates dog!! I ain't kidding!
IfIfsandands 2 years ago
what i hate:
videos filled up with awful comments
a good video with 1 comment per 3 years
this video's filled up with awful comments
KreeketohGurl 2 years ago 2
your like an even more poor mighty boosh
samwalsh1 2 years ago
Ummm.. okay
kirbybo333 2 years ago
what the fuck you going on about???
HollyBabesxx 2 years ago
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cardboard365 2 years ago
They're shit. Stop spamming.
inquisitorjwp 2 years ago
nice very clever idea i like it could you check mine out please and could you give it some feedback whilst your there
thepeepzofearth 2 years ago
I thought it was pure genius. Alot more amusing than the "OH MAI GAWD THAT'S TOTALLY RANDOM" bullshit that's posted on here. At least it did it tastefully.
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TheGayTest 2 years ago
This shit has been featured on YouTube for about two weeks now.
LongSausageMAN 2 years ago
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one of the worst video ever,some people are just sick in the head
WellRockers 2 years ago
There are loads of internet people doing this, there making like a short bio of themselves, u should check them out..
ChazzGothxxx 2 years ago
loved it :)
Anyar88 2 years ago
it makes no sense
DtainDon7 2 years ago
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WeLoveSoup12 2 years ago
what season is it is it the red dinosaur where the cat eats the mid. does any one know where my hat is i cant find it anywhere who has eaten the fried silk bean that was for my tea im going to go hungry now the orange juice is not in the fridge
liz24ajecb38smhs 2 years ago
you are truely awesome
xyourpoisonx1 2 years ago 2
it wasn't even half full...
Shleven7 2 years ago
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very gay
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1 word
lol
pigsy2012 2 years ago 2
Needless to say, you are amazing
BretterThanRealLife 2 years ago 2
lmao!
xOfficialChloe 2 years ago
WTF? That made no sense.
brittyboy98 2 years ago
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yourmumisadick 2 years ago
this should be a tv ad (:
<3 x
kelseyB00M 2 years ago 2
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woah that was cool :D
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georgewig 2 years ago
What the hell is this?
chipstix4 2 years ago 2
salt and vinegar pringles are so nice. what i do is i lick the flatter side first because thats the flavoury part. but its not like i lick all the flavour off or anything. its still nice when i eat it. i had a few last nite. with a selection of dips. some white cheese ones and a red salsa one. i think there mite still be a few left, i'll check there in a minute.
danglenuts 2 years ago
How come on yours itself it does not show them at all, can I turn them off in settings, or pay to remove them, or pay to feature in them like yours did.
Or I know, I've got it, I need to do a video and swine flu makeup, or how to create and make swine flu, put it in the right section and hopefully I'll get featured in the featured videos and of course do it half naked, oh well, never mind, lol.
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95,338 views
lollipop26
How come I never see issues like swine flu, vaccines, so on, that can at best affect your health and at worse kill you, yet, all I ever see in three weeks on here is the same entertainment like stuff in the featured videos section bottom right.
It's like, hey I might die from swine flu, but least I'll look good.
RadioTrunews 2 years ago
anothervoicefromthewilderness
911TruthChannel777 2 years ago
holy christ the nerds have taken over...
Studiostrooz 2 years ago
i loved this!
zigZAGGEDzebra 2 years ago
Bring on the beatboxing lion! THe world needs one!
tinfoilcap 2 years ago
its funny how one of your shortest is also one of your most viewed.
TheFallout3Junkie 2 years ago
that dog looks like my dog
omg :)
boomproductionsvideo 2 years ago
um ya im gonna pretend i didnt see that
burritocandynugget 2 years ago 2
ahaha i love seeing all these hate comments xD
really trolls, get a life...
and don't mess with phil.
phil has lions...AND LOBSTERS!
also, lol phil you should definitely win, IMO. <3
gagirl1231 2 years ago
eer M8 r u aff yir nut?
1965ATH 2 years ago
Yes, i believe he is
MissPerfectionist14 2 years ago
corr thats amazing, it should be an advert on tv, im favourting it! :)
RubbaDuckyLuva 2 years ago
haha ;)
Byrill 2 years ago
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ScottyBalloty 2 years ago
it's is class =]
TheOnlyNinjaPenguiny 2 years ago
lol this is great
x
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TheCallOfDutyNoob 2 years ago
burn the lobster of responsability
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Bennycbaby 2 years ago
don't badmouth phil
can you do better?
oh, and GINASFS
fizzycolabottlesx 2 years ago
The lobster of responsibility takes a hold of us all, my friend, of us all
toastybooks 2 years ago
fight coming up this saturday cops might be called might make a good video they fought the other day but I hardly got any on tape come watch it on my page
ZombieBringer36 2 years ago
i'd tap that dog
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LOVE the lobster noise...
anakid123 2 years ago
woo for the topman shirt!
dara197 2 years ago
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your the fag from that advert arent you
SeanstaThaMonsta 2 years ago