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  • Samuel jackson is da shit

  • 7:08 Stupse.. "Ima say what i want you can't tell me nothing Im not even seeing you"

  • lol, hey will chew up bobby fisher doe

  • Put him on the clock and I'll chew his ass up

  • I love the line where Sam Jackson says "Me, I dont give a fuck, put a clock on that motherfucker and ill chew his ass up" he delivered that line with an oopphh

  • put the clock on and i'll chew they ass up

  • taste like a tub of piss somebody farted in

  • I like this entire part ("Fresh Scene 9").

  • 1 dislike...? SMH!!

  • ah why cant samuel just be a normal dad and ask his son whats wrong instead of using all those big words and allegories fricks sake lol. and y doesnt he live with his son?? hes dressed like one of those hobos that hide in the dark and go "pssst i got these cheeseburgers mannn" or "pssst hey kid u want a vodka?" and harrass little kids and women that walk past. lmaooo bt hes a good actor tho :) he alwaYS likes playing the wise guy av never seen samuel play someone dumb or inferior

  • OH SHIT NEW SAYING....I'LL PUT THE CLOCK ON YA N CHEW YO ASS UP

  • Anything lost can be found again except for time wasted.

  • He sounded like Coach Carter for a second there at the end. !

  • I noticed at the start Samuel could of taken Fresh's knight with his own, but instead he retreats his knight. I wonder why he did that.

  • @Carnage1235 dude, it's a movie.

  • @jdaking1

    ...... At the start of white's opening Fresh could of played The Queen's Gambit.

  • @Carnage1235 Fuck off.

  • @AnOldEcho

    :3

  • C L A S S I C!!!

  • "Put the clock on 'im...I'll chew his ass up." I love it!!

  • just a little chess nuance - if under check, you have to use a discovered check to deliver a check while blocking the piece threatening the king if two moves are check back to back, which is impossible by the positioning of the black pieces. (which means white is actually losing)

    check is not that significant in chess, the first time to deliver check in chess should be within ones first few games since the goal of the game is to deliver fatal check (mate), they are very frequent in chess.

  • put the clock on that mother fucker I'll chew his ass like the rest of em.

  • 6:56 had me weak son! I'm still laughing!!

  • Forgot Samuel L Jackson was in this, I startd laughing when he said he would beat Bobby Fisher

  • My father would have smacked the sh_t out of me for talking slick like that.

    Sam's next line should have been "yeah, and you ain't suppose to be seeing my fist too" PIEYAOOOOO

  • I interpreted the chess lesson as a sort of blueprint for Fresh's future plans. Just my opinion.

  • @flaboy9zero9 It basically is, that's what he does later in the movie

  • @ 6:58 Sam freaking mean as hell yo! But fresh a G.

  • "tastes like a tub of piss somebody fated in" lol

  • Sam must have an ass chewing addiction...

  • I know I'm going to get shit for pointing this out, but at 2:53, right after fresh says check a second time, samuel moves his rook and says "check" mate in 6 wanna suffer through it? ,, if you look at the board, samuel is NOT in check, and if he would have been, he would have had to move out of check first before he moved that rook to check fresh.

  • @jzimmerman1229 that's right, it could be either a script mistake or they cut out a part in between the moves

  • @jzimmerman1229 yeah i noticed that too, i just let it slide seeing as it was such a great scene

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  • "Welcome to the Taj Mahal." I going to say that when I bring people to my place.

  • he chewin ahole lot of ass aint he!?!?

  • Fresh a G fa real and wise for his age "You can't tell me nothin, I aint even seeing you"

  • WANNA COME TO MY PLACE AND CELEBRATE! -Why Sure- A nice way to say it

  • put the clock on him i will chew they as up lololololol funniest line

  • lol he was bout to smack the shit outta him but he couldn't do it cus fresh wasn't spose to be dere lmao

  • "Tastes like a tub of piss somebody farted in." Lmfao!!

  • @WithAVoiceOfAnAngel3 best line in the whole movie!

  • @trewells ^_^!

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  • Damn...the 'horse' was Chucky. I just thought about it. :/ If you really pay close attention to Samuel's words, you'll get what I mean. its almost like...a deep, strategical (yet also tragic) look into the future of whats to come in this movie. Beautifully written indeed.

  • @GenesisRockwell I was just thinking the same thing. " I bust those dope crazy moves".

  • love this movie we need more movies like these!!

  • this is shit i can relate too imma real hood nigga baltimore

  • taste like a tub of piss somebody farted in

    lol. funniest line in the movie

  • @JF8494 I thought I was the only person that thought that

  • @JF8494 I thought I was the only one that thought that.

  • @JF8494 i laugh everytime i replay that line.

  • @JF8494 I agree. But I have one question. How does anyone know what a tub of piss somebody farted in tastes like unless they have actually TASTED it? Not trying to be a wise guy or anything just stating.

  • @JF8494 hahaha only samuel jackson could say some shit like that

  • chucky is the horse

  • lmfao from 5:39-5:45, i'm bout to go to yahoo chess right now

  • "you can't tell me nothin, i aint even seen you."

    lmfao hilarious

  • Put the clock on and I'll chew all they asses up

  • to dazzlel, I think the interpretation was on point as far as his friend being "the horse who likes to jump around", but the queen I think in this film was fresh's sister. Samuel talkinga bout teasing her, to distract the king before you move in makes sense. just a thought..

  • Jesus christ, chill man.

  • this aint the full movie right

  • I just figured out an interpretation for this scene... Sam Jackson wasn't talking about his sister as being the Queen... Chess was all a Metaphor for his 2 friends who just died... his friend who could ball hard was the crazy horse jumping all over the place... the queen was the girl he liked who also died... the lesson is that it sucks to lose the ones you care about... loved this movie since I was a kid...

  • I read your comment before I saw that scene. Deep

  • word I like that

  • He said that was the first time you ever checked me! Damn! Sam must of been a beast.

  • squeeze was good to. i think it wuz betta

  • strong words from Samuel L *make them start fishing for dollars they break!*

  • Samuel: welcome to da taujmahaul 3:23

  • Taste like a tub piss somebody farted in. LOL

  • "Tastes like a tub of piss somebody farted in"

    LOL, next time I see a warm beer sitting around, I'm going to use that line.

  • Great words by Samuel. I love how he effectively uses Chess terminology to get into Fresh's head and work against what's bothering him. Words of wisdom, they are.

    This movie has some great life lessons for everyone

  • "Last game here I'm playing Myself."

    "You're losing to yourself."

    "Yeah, life's a bitch like that"

    I remember this scene the most when I used to watch this as a kid

  • wHY IS THE FATHER SO STRICT?

  • Well, I guess his strictness doesn't affect Fresh too much since he doesn't even live with him.

  • Muthafuckin shit!! Sam J.J. is the man!!LOL!!

  • 0:37 where u at? if ya mind is somewhere else pick ya ass up and and take it ova there and keep it company"...fuckin classic!! lmfao

  • "Takes like a tub of piss somebody farted in..." Best line in the whole movie.

  • sumotorrent if u got a windows donload da dvdrip if not ur fucked

  • where the fuck can i watch this movie!? its only the good movies like this and dead presidents that i cant wathc onle damn!!

  • Hey homie upload this movie stop being greedy

  • Damn...some one please post this fucken movie please...this movie is the shit..

  • I like when Samuel L. Jackson is like thats better, but I'm still gonna kick your ass. lol Also, the ending scene is really powerful...

  • Yeah, and it's unfortunate that his dad wasn't able to protect him from any of the stuff he was dealing with.

  • Lol..."Some say he's the best ever. I don't give a shit. Put the clock on that motherfucker I'll chew his ass up just like the rest of them."...Sam Jackson is the funniest none comedian ever

  • This is my favorite scene of the film. I'm very glad that I saw this film, this is a cult classic. I like how chess is teaching him the basic principles of critical thinking. Samuel L. Jackson is one of the best actors of all time. I would be scared if he was my Dad. LOL

  • My Dad taught me chess when I was young. It didn't caught my attention when I purchased the GZA/Genius and DJ Muggs album, "Grandmasters," that I started to really enjoy the game of chess.

    My father was an alcoholic and he committed suicide. Just to let you know.

  • i love this movie...funny part is 6:58 through end.

  • lol i know

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