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  • some old bullshit all the way

  • If I was forced to sit through this I would run home and put on predator to make sure I don't become a woman. By that time the testosterone would of saved my life.

  • I haven't seen this movie but I really want 2. Unfortunately, I'm only on the first season of the show. (Yes, I'm in my late teens.)

  • My mom forced me to see this ..I almost ripped my eyes out I couldn't take it

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  • I am a girl and this movie is a giant FUCK YOU!

  • Sarah Jessica Parker looks like a horse

  • i have just one q about the movie:where do they have all this money to buy expensive trips and shit?

  • all the women in this movie look so annoying

  • this movie is waay too long and i think you'll find a hell of a lot of girls can't stand it. i watched it for the indulgent materialism and the nostalgia from watching the end of the series in my early teens, but i got sick of it after ten minutes when they did the clip show section. some ole bullshit.

  • It's the worst kind of chick flick, it's the chick flick your girlfriend drags you to then spends the rest of the evening complaining that your not like the pussy guys in the movie who spend all their money on these greedy hookers. Fuck this movie!

  • this movie is just a piece of crap. how can you give this a rental?! this is a low some ol' bullshit at best, if not a fuck you... i knew it would be bad, but christ i had no idea..

  • At least the Desperate Housewives are able to admit their flaws on their show and make up for any tiems you get annoyed with their characters (most often to me Susan and Gabrielle) and that show still has ideas and actually good actresses. This show however...... doesn't exactly. Just looking at that trailer for the sequel makes me sick. Seriously do we REALLY in all honesty need that? I can't wait to see Carlyle's reaction to that one!

  • This piece of s*it DOES NOT need any excuses guys!!!! This is SOME OLE BULLS*IT all the way, no doubt about it, and it is movies like this give hollywood a very very bad name

  • I take offence to the "Anyone with a vagina"comment Corey! :(

    Women like this give the rest of us a bad name. Women who actually like this crap are ... *throws hands up* ... lets just say I don't regret giving up dating women if this stuff keeps making money and getting made.

    Same with Twilight.

    Give this girl a stack of action flicks, a steak rare, a bottle of rum and a good man to share em instead of this tripe any day of the week.

    So yes *g* I agree completely. Awesome review guys. ;)

  • Lol awesome review! I just saw the trailer for sex and the city 2...I puke, I puke, I puke some more. Anyone who enjoys sex and the city or who aspires to be like these crazy materialistic bitches needs to be lobotomised. The world would be a better place. If i wanna watch pure garbage fantasy, I'd be a twilight fan.

  • heycant seem to find a guy who isnt a coward

  • some ol bullshit for sure

    Those women were fucked I had to turn off the movie lol

  • When new moon came out i took all the alcohol and made every chick inn my town and made them drunk until i destroyed all the copies, and thats how i saved the world!

  • @bluesmasters62 imao that's what I call extreme revenge.

  • i hide under my bed when new moon came out

  • Also I agree there is NO need for a sequel to this. This could have been just the closing to the series, but clearly they know they can make more money since the first was apparently a hit with fans and they can keep the show going. But thats the problem. Eventually you have to quit while your ahead and avoid making a sequel that is just utterly horrible. Like Batman and Robin or Superman 4.

  • Oh and I think any woman who makes men watch movies they know without a doubt their guys will hate(like SiTC)is an evil bitch. Like a poor bastard at work that got dragged to a Twilight convention by his 32 yr old wife. Women, don't do this to guys. That's what "girls night out" is for.

  • You sound like a person that knows EXACTLY how to please a guy. Thanks because frankly we (except for some rare guys or guys trying to be nice) DO hate these things. It's fine if people like them, but a guy can feel sooo out of place watching it. Plus I personally can't deal with the characters. They just feel kind of plastic to me and lack emotion (again this is just a guy's P.O.V. so forgive me if that sounded wrong). Some movies are reserved for groups of the same gender I guess.

  • I was a SITC fan, and my hubby got me the DVD. However, I've only watched it once. For a reason. Really, I still enjoy the movie somewhat, but I feel like I'm outgrowing the show. The characters have become like Adult Barbie dolls and frankly they annoy the hell outta me. I do rewatch the series from time to time, but the movie isn't rewatchable. There is no need for another movie. Oh, and I may have a vagina and have a(waning) liking for SiTC, but I will never make my hubby sit thru that.

  • The Subtext of that text...bootay?

    Really? This is the shit that goes towards my tax dollars? I fucking hate this show at that movie. I wish nothing but the worse on anyone who had anything to do with this crap.

  • I'd rather get raped by a horse. fuck off.

  • I have a vagina and I still to this day cannot stand SJP! Carrie and the others are selfish bitches! They give women a bad name!

    I thought the show was ok but I hated this movie!

  • Kind of enjoyed the show, kind of hated the movie (don't even get me started on that sequel), and I have a vagina. Some 'ol bullshit for sure...

  • yeah, carlyle is very mature in this review

  • This film is too long and as a woman I hated it. I hope to hell that I never spend that much time on a stupid wedding. Who asked for this film to be made, the ending of the series was just fine. There was no need to bring these people back to make me hate them. Thanks SJP and MPK for making me truly hate Carrie for being a selfish bitch. Also, I hated the arc they had for Samantha. So clunky and I thank the gods that I didn't even bother going to the theatre but waited for HBO.

  • i always thought the satc girls were selfish, thank god i'm not the only one!!!

  • My roomate made me watch this movie with him. I think i need to find a new roomate.

  • LMAO

  • to sleep with sarah jessica parker I will listen to her for about 2 and a half hours

  • I suppose it's better than Bratz (HORRIBLE) but not by much. This is 2 1/2 hours of nonstop pain to watch.

  • some ol bullshit. the tv series and this movie is about three slutty sisters and their mom...these are the type of woman you fuck and never call again

  • No way, man. Those are the type of women that you just dont fuck at all cuz they're so figgin' hidious.

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  • Give me a break! You all are taking this movie way too seriously. Look at the title! Of course the movie is just going to be about females and sex. This movie is like American Pie or Knocked Up. And yes! The main characters are one-dimensional and exaggerated because its a comedy. I feel most males don't this movie because they feel they're not allowed to, and most females don't like it because they're conforming to male opinions. I love the spillcom reviews, but this movie was that bad.

  • **Oops! The movie wasn't that bad***

  • it doesn't need to go to the big screen.

    So right. I loved the show, but hated the movie.

  • You know this review was probably better than the whole damn movie.....hell maybe even the whole damn SATC franchise, i would have done the same thing corey did at that theater

  • Some Ol' Bullshit!

  • Oh my god my sister dragged me and my buddy to see this cause we figure who would say no to a free movie. But man lesson learned this movie was horrible. Over dramatic too long this is only for women and you Sex and the city women fans learn that you are punishing us men by making us see this. If you make us see this as a romantic date you better give it up cause this movie demands that you give the men at least that much.

  • Man the movie doesnt even look worth walkin in to the theater for, fuck a free movie man you just wasted your sisters money

  • Consider that punishment for her cause she sure as hell punished us.

  • fuck sex and the city, I'm a girl and I hate these bitches

  • Im a 27yr old woman and i have to say i didnt think these women were right in this movie...but hey...it was a night out and killed time to hangout wid friends....rental next time...my bad...it was okay..some parts were funny and some just drag.....

  • i'm a woman and i hate this movie .I even stopped watching the series years ago .They're so shallow and i wouldn't want to hang out with such women in real life .

  • and it comes to show that not all women are sugar and spice.

    so don't believe the crap that women do things better than men.

  • Hey I'm a girl and I FUCKING HATE!!

    the whole Sex and The City franchise

  • I'm a girl and hated this movie too.SATC movie is overrated,people.

  • ;D ditto.

  • My whole family saw it......we hated it.......it was so boring........too much fucking talking not enough plot........dear god they're making another one.

  • shit movie is some ol bull s**t

  • Well, I check out the series when they first premiered and I say, "This is a horrible idea." After that, I never watch it again. Instead of this piece of s**t movie, I give the series...Same Ol' Bulls**ht! I rather watch The L Word for drama and sex.

  • they should change the fucking name and the name SEX AND CITY should be in a pornro Sex in the city

  • i do think the characters in the movie are bitchy whores. im so glad this isnt how real women are.

  • No Spill Crew, not every woman is like this. Very few are. I give this movie a Rental, a very low Rental.

  • yay jennifer hudson!

  • if anyone should do a movie a bout 4 chicks that was also a t.v show it should be Girlfriends.

    that show was awesome. it had black ppl and they were not as fucking crazy as those sex in the city bitches.

  • Carrie is the worst out of all of them!!! She is such a bitch!!!

    It's these self-centered bitches that give women a bad name and a bad stereotype

    Sarah Jessica Parker is ugly

  • I so agree! Sarah looks like a horse lol

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  • im a chick and id give it a peice o' shit

  • c mon, its great to see them all together again, its a great story.....for women and gay men........

  • miranda such a bitch. that all she ever does is bicth bitch bitch!!

  • This movie looks like crap >:(

  • thats because it is

  • I'm a woman and I can't stand any of the characters or the series!!! I couldn't wait for the movie to be over!!!

    These are self-centered bitches!!!

  • Amen to that sister!

  • I GIVE IT A FUCK U cause I AM A MAN

  • amen

  • I give it a FUCK U because I am a girl with a damn brain in her head.

  • AMEN!!!

  • right on : sex in the city

  • I never, ever, ever, ever, EVER bother this movie or the TV show.

  • there was way back in the series, Samantha was "dating" a brother but his sister didnt like it, he was some music producer

  • MILF: The Movie

  • i pretty much hated every review of this video. DISAGREED in many ways.

  • It aint over yet. a sequel is on the way.

  • I have to admit, that i am an AVID sex and the city female fan. {i own all six seasons, the movie, the soundtrack, and its my screen saver} however! i do appreciate the one line made that the tv show was good and the movie, fell kind of flat. Comparing the movie to the show, it didn't retain any of its uniqueness and basically came up a lot short! now, you're also all men, and so i dont expect you to like it in any way shape or form, but thank you for not completely destroying it! =)

  • samantha likes a man ,so strong ,but she's cute

  • At least the Desperate Housewives can admit their flaws and change and look hot! But these girls.....

  • she looks old in this movie.

  • wow i love this show but i would have to agree with these stright guys its a alternit reallity show for women in new york

  • in the words of brian griffin...so it's a movie about 3 hookers and their mom?

  • hate the show, never saw the movie, never will

  • If your a dude and you watch this movie on your own, your either gay or have problems.

  • lol

  • I agree with this review but one thing that offended me was the sexism coming from these guys, this movie was not liked by most women, trust me, I'm one of them. I absolutely LOATHED this movie and it's stereotypes.

  • The theater I went to, 90 percent of the audience were women. And most of them cheered at the end of this movie. I honestly thought they were watching something different. Because this movie was bad. I mean even if you're a fan of the show, it was still bad. Just like the last Xfiles movie.

  • totally agree some ol bullshit

  • Watching this movie is like watching manekins wedding tapes. Carrie Bradshaw acting is so bad... IMO making her a central character in the movie is and will be the bravest act of 21st century.

  • These guys are right on target, but don't even rent it. I had a friend lend me a copy on DVD and i must say i didn't really like it and i'm gay and supposed to like it. I didn't. Sure it had a couple laughs here and there, but i don't relate to these women at all. Shoot i live in flannel shirts and baggy jeans. How am i supposed to care about fashion, shoes and designer bags? I did like the shower scene however. Woof!!

  • I agree with spill on this review(with one exception).You cannot compare this to the simpsons movie.The simpsons movie was actually(gasp) great!

  • this movie is porn

  • Call me gay, stupid, mean, or crazy but I just don't think Sarah Jessica Parker is sexy. I like that one black girl, but Parker just doesn't do anything for me. You guys are the greatest.

  • sarah jessica parker looks like a hores and she gets payed in carrots and suger cubes

  • Lol yeah. And at night her boyfriend puts a saddle on her and rides her around.

  • lolz she must live in a pricy stabble her boyfriend lives in the house next 2 it.

  • Well she slept with so many desperate men (and they must be) that she could. Ugh imagine cleaning up after her and the kids.

  • "It stars that woman than every girl thinks is a sex symbol, but every guy thinks she's... not."

    - Chester A. Bum

  • Absolutely agree. Her face looks like a foot.

  • I've always hated Sex and he City, and I'm within the target audience. You know what else? I hate The Notebook, too. I like my super hero movies just fine, thank you.

  • That's my tuesday schedule, too.

  • Man, the main chick in this movie just pisses me off, with her stuck-up bitchy-ness.

  • I've been watching a lot of your reviews today and I enjoy each of them deeply, but man your opening/ending theme really grains on my brain after so many times of hearing it...

  • SOME OL BULLSHIT....

  • agreed

  • THose Bitches are Old

    ITs should be off

  • This is without doubt-the most best and most accurate review on sex and the city. lol and I'm a straight female. I was embarrassed by this-they're trying to touch on "female" issues but its done in such a shallow manner

    SJP has an orgasm at the sight of a freaking large wardrobe) that you dont care about any of them. Kim Cattrall is supposed to be the most shallow and she comes across most genuine. I agree with everything you guys said.

    Keep up the great work!

  • i actually liked the movie.. not loved it but liked. You see I follwed this series...really i followed all of hbo and showtime series which means I watch Oz, sopranos, weeds, Dexter etc.. my point being is that this movie was made so people like myself could get some closure.

    Being a man i find it funny that people think you are gay if you like this movie... its pretty sad...There is no problem in liking the movie or show.

    movies and shows cant make you like dick... oh yea miranda is a bitch

  • i was interested to see what guys were going to say about this movie & yep, just about what i imagined.

    this isnt a movie for men tho & i would not want to watch this with a man. im NOT a fan of the show, i think that the women are co-dependent, pathetic fashion plates hollow from any moral dose of reality... BUT, i actually liked the movie. it sent a different message than the show did & that was that money cant buy you the most important things in life.

    good movie for girls nite out.

  • i am not going to see this it looks so rubbish

  • I agree with you its just some old bull

  • i am a man who sleeps with other men and I thought Sex and the City was a piece os shit.

  • not really the first....but oh well.

  • no chris crocker already won that one buddy

  • oh sweets(icpjug90) , you from virgin islands right...u still need to see some civilization

    you know big buildings , subways , homos ...i am sure you dont get to see a lot of that there...

  • I love the "Some Ol' Bullshit" Song.

  • SOME OL BULLSHIT

  • The dialogue was already pointed out if you bothered listenting and there was almost no direction to speak of so i wouldn't think that would rate a mention anyway. This is a pure chicks film but even a lot of girls I know said it was shit. You would have to be a very strange guy to like this film, unless you are into middle aged women who do nothing but bitch about their lives and and spend more money in a day than what I earn in a month.

  • straight right, we belive you

  • or at least you say you are.

  • are your sure they did dumbass how can you look at a movie nd only pay attention to the story line they look at evrey fiber of the movie no matter how painful it was think before you typethi movie is not horrible but not good

  • Straight? thats some ol bullshit

  • My sister didn't like the movie either.

  • i have a vagina and this movie did not impress me..

  • I'm a guy and straight and while I won't say I loved this movie, I can agree with the reviewers' gripes about it and still say that I liked the movie as a "matinee."

  • Your lieing.

    I'm not sure which part, but some thing you said is a lie.

  • The fact that I'm a guy, the fact that I'm straight or the fact that I can agree with what the reviewers have to say about the "ladies" and still can say that I liked the movie but not love it? I wasn't lying about any of those comments, and if you can't believe that, that's YOUR problem!

  • Hell, i'm a Girl and I agree with them 100%. =/ Bullshit movie.

  • I'm not saying it's a great or even good movie I'm saying Indiana Jones sucked. It had crappy dialogue, a crappy story and was one of the corniest things I've ever seen. If it wasn't for a few good action scenes it would have been absolutely horrible. It was definitely worse than this movie and yet they gave it "full price" and the only reason they did is because they're guys and for some reason can't look past a couple flashy action sequences.

  • No, Indiana was GREAT, SATC the movie, was less than so. So they each got the deserved ratings.

  • nope. it sucked. indiana sadly sucked.

  • I'm a girl and I say this movies very shallow. Gah rich well off girls bitching about how life is hard.....yeh

  • the only way i would see this is if it was mute and sped up to only waste 30 seconds of my life

  • some ol fuckin bull shit

  • Is "some ole bullshit" the lowest rating?

  • yep

  • my lowest rating is it will end up in jail with a raping 24/7.

  • great review movie wanted me want to blow my brains out dumb women

  • i'm really surprise they didnt say anythign about the microphone thing that was in alot of the shots just hanging over the charecters heads

  • It's a girl movie....What more needs to be said.

  • one of you dudes work for a theatre or you get a hook up on movies or you pay for it outta yo pocket?

  • .-.

    i saw it

    and the only good part was when

    Charlotte crapped her pants

    &&

    all your comments of variations of the title, is so stupid. grow up.

  • I hated Jennifer Hudson's character. I'm a fan of the Sex and The City series and I enjoyed the movie. But yes it was long as hell and had needless parts. Miranda is actually my favorite character lol funny that you hate her.

  • ...and all the guys in the theatre were there with their girlfriends or dates and they were all just in pain through the whole movie. I felt sorry for them.

  • lmao, you guys almost got jumped

  • Not all women are like that, thank god. Only a select few.

  • Bitchis in the city

  • Whores in the city

  • cunts in the city

  • Sluts in the city

  • Bitches and the city

  • Sin and the City

  • I'm a woman and I can't stand this show/movie! Mostly because it gives the wrong impression that all women act like that.

    Anyway, awesome review as always guys!

  • i agree with you EXCEPT for the SIMPSONS MOVIE, that was awesome ok

  • it's a funny one this one...everyone who i've met who went to see it either loved it or hated it. The fans, the target audience all thought it rocked and I guess you could say mission accomplished...but I HATED it and I mean I genuinely thought it was a badly written, badly constructed film - I don't understand the appeal but then again i've never watched the show, so it's hard to review.

  • who gives a shit

  • this movie was the shit! i can understand how dudes hate it, but realistically this movie was made for women. and gay guys