@Algahiem he's better than you at all three though...and i've listened to all great hip hop artists from the mid 80's to the beginning of the 2000's. shaq is not bad. there have been a lot worse that made it somehow, you probably listen to those too
@banklikefrankwhite1 "He's better than you at all three though" Maybe, but at least I'm smart enough not try to make a career at something I'm not proficient in. :3
"shaq is not bad" True, but he's not that good either! XD
But seriously, While Shaq is one of the best players in the NBA, he should have used that time and effort on improving his free throws rather than selling out as a rapper/actor.
@Algahiem lol, shaq hired like 10 different free throw shooting coaches...some things just aren't meant to be
either way i get what you're saying...but i think if i was shaq, and i could do whatever i wanted, i'd make an album too. other athletes have made songs, none of them have gotten in to rotation on a music video channel or radio
just because they have money and are successful don't mean they can't do what they want in their spare time.
@banklikefrankwhite1 Funny thing is, Shaq's acting/music wasn't just a hobby or something he did in his spare time, he really wanted to make it big in showbiz and thought he could branch out into other areas, problem is he didn't play his strengths (his filmography and discography are evident of this). At least now Shaq realises this, let's just hope he doesn't try to to “Green Egg an' Ham it” any time soon. {:P
The only reason I'm taking the time to comment, is because this is really really funny, and hardly anybody gets it, because you're all either :white to the brain, know nothing about rap and how bad shaq is at rapping. The guy is making fun of shaq and it's the most hilarious thing ever. shaq is obviously not a metaphoric genius, or a genius, he's just a big muthafucca that sounds really dumb, especially when he raps and it's hilarious
I'm a die hard hip hop head and ya know what's funny? The first rap album I ever purchased was "Shaq Diesel". "Are You a Roughneck" was my joint! "Ah well It's the roughneck hooper/hang with Mr. Cooper/Get ya pooper scooper trooper/cause I'm super duper/or should I say Supa Man/look at the cloud on my shirt/Shaq Zam" Shaq was straight "Giggin on em"(Another track on the album)LMAO, I'm sorry. He improved with time.
Sorry i hate these things x.x. but this one kinda scared me)
If you start reading thins you CANT stop .Once ther was a little girl named Cecilia.She was a little 7 year old who got strangled and raped by a man =.If you dont post this to 15 other videos you will see CCecilia standing at the end of your bed with a knife and she will kill you
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This dude is seriously dumb.Shaq dropped 45 against Raps and 33 against LA while winning the team with the best record so all you haters can suck a dick!
This comedy is too subtle for a lot of the idiots making comments. Ronnie/Ronny (seen it spelled both ways) this is fantastic and since April I've been sharing it with everyone I can. Rahspekt.
Doug Williams (the guy who got pwned by Jamie Foxx) is superior to this guy. I didn't laugh once during this entire routine. Please retire from stand up, Ronny Ray.
Doug Williams (the guy who got pwned by Jamie Foxx) is superior to this guy. I didn't laugh once during this entire routine. Please retire from stand up, Ronny Ray.
LOL People took Shaq more serious as a MC when he did that joint with Wu. "Always and forever/forever always attack/I bring flavor to ya ear like Craig Mack"
"You Can't Stop the Reign" has always been considered a B.I.G. song rather than Shaq.LOL
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My favorite part of that "Biological Didn't Bother" was the video, where Shaq told kids not to be materialistic, but he delivered the rhyme while driving his Mercedes-Benz.
LOL Was that Gabriel Iglesias laughing in the back ground?
makbar59 4 months ago
shaq sucks but is better than lil wayne....yes i went there
JCeiver612 6 months ago
Don't the Scarey Movies alway rip on Shaq at one point or another.
gothicchik52 6 months ago
shaq is a better rapper than the ones we got now a day
brianb9532 7 months ago
There are three thing that Shaq could never handle:
Free Throws, Acting & Rapping. ;3
Algahiem 7 months ago
@Algahiem he's better than you at all three though...and i've listened to all great hip hop artists from the mid 80's to the beginning of the 2000's. shaq is not bad. there have been a lot worse that made it somehow, you probably listen to those too
you a puff daddy fan?
banklikefrankwhite1 7 months ago
@banklikefrankwhite1 "He's better than you at all three though" Maybe, but at least I'm smart enough not try to make a career at something I'm not proficient in. :3
"shaq is not bad" True, but he's not that good either! XD
But seriously, While Shaq is one of the best players in the NBA, he should have used that time and effort on improving his free throws rather than selling out as a rapper/actor.
BTW, I'm more into Run DMC myself.
Algahiem 7 months ago
@Algahiem lol, shaq hired like 10 different free throw shooting coaches...some things just aren't meant to be
either way i get what you're saying...but i think if i was shaq, and i could do whatever i wanted, i'd make an album too. other athletes have made songs, none of them have gotten in to rotation on a music video channel or radio
just because they have money and are successful don't mean they can't do what they want in their spare time.
banklikefrankwhite1 7 months ago
@banklikefrankwhite1 Funny thing is, Shaq's acting/music wasn't just a hobby or something he did in his spare time, he really wanted to make it big in showbiz and thought he could branch out into other areas, problem is he didn't play his strengths (his filmography and discography are evident of this). At least now Shaq realises this, let's just hope he doesn't try to to “Green Egg an' Ham it” any time soon. {:P
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comedian is dope, but you gotta know the shaq joints..duuuuuh..girl saying the woman is funnier, doesnt even know that shaq was a rapper..
kids...
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charlyblues 8 months ago
that lady....Oh my gosh! I was laughing at her the whole time X D
h0tpinkc0nfetti 9 months ago
It sounds like the audience is on playback.
32JSE 10 months ago
good bit!
juscratchinmaballs 11 months ago
This is hilarious. Had this favorited for almost 3 years and always makes me laugh.
Y0utubeHipHop 11 months ago
@Y0utubeHipHop
word!
charlyblues 8 months ago
When does the comedy start.
questo27 1 year ago
That lady needs to chill...
MrAustinw24 1 year ago
2:52 - Shaq is a "metaphurry" genius? What goes around comes around!
I actually liked Shaq "The Rapper", by the way.
newkidd2k3 1 year ago 2
"Its like having a hot dog but without the bun" DDAAAAAAMMMMM .... AAAAAAA LOL
KReeMMeeNAL 1 year ago 3
Very funny
uniballpenman 1 year ago
"SHAQ MADE IT HAPPEN!"
ntr10me 1 year ago
"Shaq said this."
ntr10me 1 year ago
@ntr10me lmaooo
blackezi3 1 year ago
this was funny!
623vato 1 year ago 4
all i can say is yeah...the lady was smoked out her mind.
AlastorDarkAngel 1 year ago 4
lol if you dont think this is funny actually listen to shaqs raps. then come back and lmfao
mastrcheeph711 1 year ago
He's stupid bout what he said bout the Lakers not winning, but its funny that he crackin on shaq =P haha!
singdahook 1 year ago
his mom is laughing so hard in hopes that he will get somewhere in comedy
n64player9 1 year ago 3
This guy looks like he was about to slap that woman....
JeffSims009 1 year ago
Who is laughing so HARD it was not that funny !!! 32-41
GodsBlessed1995 1 year ago 2
Lmfaooo
paulaxmariie 1 year ago
where can i find any other stand ups by rony ray?that guy rules!!!
tylah79 1 year ago
The only reason I'm taking the time to comment, is because this is really really funny, and hardly anybody gets it, because you're all either :white to the brain, know nothing about rap and how bad shaq is at rapping. The guy is making fun of shaq and it's the most hilarious thing ever. shaq is obviously not a metaphoric genius, or a genius, he's just a big muthafucca that sounds really dumb, especially when he raps and it's hilarious
spiz 1 year ago
rony ray rhymes with gay
HugoIStayHere 1 year ago
@HugoIStayHere
HugolStayHere rhymes with queer.
bboyjohnii 1 year ago
"Lakers ya'll ain't going to win anything"
lol 2 rings out of 3 Finals in a row.... this guy just loves making fun of Shaq lol
DaSkarekrow 1 year ago
I guess this guy gave that crazy ass lady some money to laugh at his lame ass jokes.
X0smo0X 1 year ago
Seriously , that lady is on something
007DefCon3 1 year ago
ronny ray is fucking gay
j784654654498 1 year ago
I think she's laughing at him not with him
sofakingcrazy 1 year ago
Is it me or does he look like GZA?
elfirrepins 1 year ago
I think he was serious. lol
rahjaman 1 year ago
probly his mum
newerakaye 1 year ago
go to hollywood with 4 dollars they got it
lol
NigerianRocker 1 year ago
That lady laughing in the background is the best part of this act!
rsaran1288 1 year ago
This comic is wack but I hate Shaq and he is the worst rapper ever so I had to watch this.
Pagipopo 1 year ago
lol whats with the crazy lady laughing!
MOE1990M 1 year ago
lmfao that was funny
awze87 1 year ago
Yeah shitty...
kobz808 1 year ago
im only laughing at the woman laughing in the audience
she must be high
Nappy1987 2 years ago 104
HoMe ThAt AinT No WoMaN ThAt'S
Gabriel Iglesias
crazyharrydirtylarry 1 year ago 5
lol love it
Dmakaveli7 2 years ago
maybe but his mannerism is what gets me
NigerianRocker 2 years ago
not funny
galbo212 2 years ago 3
maybe but his mannerism is what gets me
NigerianRocker 2 years ago
Ronnie Ray we need you in Raleigh NC at Charlie Goodnights Comedy Club, kick your agent Hard naw, HARD mother fu@ker to get you here
oldrumer4u 2 years ago
This guy is straight clowning love him....lols
plus the lady laffing at the background made it more hilarious,,,,lmao
NigerianRocker 2 years ago 6
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Lakers won't win nothin', huh? LOL. Defending champs, bitch!
McPhan69 2 years ago
Dude, chill. He actually used that to open up his Shaq joke.
HammandClov 2 years ago 5
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HammandClov 2 years ago
that one lady is laughing way too freaking hard every single joke XD.
VDhits 2 years ago 11
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HammandClov 2 years ago
@VDhits yeah its his mom.. HERCULES HERCULES HERCULES
hzrdswun 2 months ago
all u here iz guaguaguaguaguagua in dha bak...
damn datz probably momma
mb617 2 years ago
AND I BELIEVE HE'S SERIOUS
Ricashai 2 years ago
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i didnt even crack a smile ONCE! this dude SUUCCKKSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Element1516 2 years ago
perfect delivery, 5 stars and favorited. . .loved it
ianpmajor 2 years ago 8
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They didn't win a shit, yep, they didn't .. in the last 2 years they have won two NBA Championships in a row!
PhoniexCountry 2 years ago
lol I laughed like crazy...
lesliemercado81 2 years ago 5
I'm a die hard hip hop head and ya know what's funny? The first rap album I ever purchased was "Shaq Diesel". "Are You a Roughneck" was my joint! "Ah well It's the roughneck hooper/hang with Mr. Cooper/Get ya pooper scooper trooper/cause I'm super duper/or should I say Supa Man/look at the cloud on my shirt/Shaq Zam" Shaq was straight "Giggin on em"(Another track on the album)LMAO, I'm sorry. He improved with time.
steeltownbrown52 2 years ago
Hahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahaha
KashmirShahzad 2 years ago
funny
freakjaja 2 years ago
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this was seriously,,,,SHITTTTTTT
makeitbig20008 2 years ago
that was funny
cheezybreadstixx 2 years ago 2
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that wasnt funny at all sorry
rayhan77 2 years ago
that's because u don't understand
fifagutten 2 years ago
lakers 2009 champs baby
33deangelo33 2 years ago
lol.if u want meh u gonnah have to want mii son is like haven a hot dog wiff ouhh haven a bun oooooo
sexylish1234 2 years ago
damn... u dont like shaq man lol
DoggRazor 2 years ago
Shaq said this!
losenotloose 2 years ago 4
it's like having a hot dog, but without the bun HAHAHAHA best ever!
SoyEzra 2 years ago 8
Thats y lakers took the championship home
lilboiblublu 2 years ago 2
dat lady in the audience laugh is funnier then that comedian...lol!
tudulcita 2 years ago 56
that bitch getting fucked in the back lol
vladepejajohn 2 years ago 3
now thats my type of comedy.lol...no but I forgot shack use to rap.
But I know we all remember the best game ever "SHAQ FU"
lopytube 2 years ago
Haha, his Shaq impersonation is awesome. You'd have to understand and be familiar with rap and the rap culture to find the jokes funny.
ha6464 2 years ago 2
hey, ronnie ray, the lakers won tonight! they are the champions, again! june 14, 2009. bam!
rionveda 2 years ago
some fake crowd and some anoying bitch laughing
DUBFILES 2 years ago
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FUKK YOU SAD AMERICANS LISTEN " THIS SHIT...
Was that ment 2 be a joke 'yall aint gonna win nothin'...
WHAT A BUSTA... go bakk 2 KFC and make my burger
DUBFILES 2 years ago
lmao because its GOOOOOOD
8minaa8 2 years ago 7
This is one of the lamest sets I've ever seen. He says Shaq is wack? He should watch this and critique his own performance.
mickelhull 2 years ago
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Sorry i hate these things x.x. but this one kinda scared me)
If you start reading thins you CANT stop .Once ther was a little girl named Cecilia.She was a little 7 year old who got strangled and raped by a man =.If you dont post this to 15 other videos you will see CCecilia standing at the end of your bed with a knife and she will kill you
You have to do this by midnight or you will be dead
watersprite14 2 years ago
lfmaooooo shaq is the illest
RantNRavinFection 2 years ago 3
LOL!! this guy pretends that shaq's lyrics are bad, but he has tons of them memorized.
clam454 2 years ago
haha
fucking funny ; )
malekith77 2 years ago
That was funny...Katt williams does a frickin hilarious Shaq skit as well...check it out...its on my profile
Peace
nicksabluey 2 years ago
Shaq rapped? I know he did Kung Fur for the Sega Genesis and Super Nintendo, but he rapped? and he want's to be a sheriff? wow.. SHAZAM!
Jvstin 2 years ago
yeah they gavea free one of his cd's when you bought the game lol XD
panorama2pie 2 years ago
omg that lady in the background was high on laughing gas
badou1002 2 years ago 5
mmmmmm
sooo fine!
FUl0VECk 2 years ago
yes he isss.
Enveejay 2 years ago
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This dude is seriously dumb.Shaq dropped 45 against Raps and 33 against LA while winning the team with the best record so all you haters can suck a dick!
JSEProduction 2 years ago
i don know about hilarious...but he is pretty funny...
cookid129 2 years ago
This brotha is hilarious!!
ear4music71 2 years ago
the lady with the high pitched laughter in the back was funny :-p
skweakers1212 3 years ago 3
tru dat d lady was louder dan him
LatinoB369 3 years ago
LOL
a hotdog without a bun is nothing! SHAQ is a metaphorical GENIUS!
rofl, this guy was funny as hell
SxeFluff 3 years ago 4
i didnt find that funny
sadly
he wasnt very good
snazpatrol 3 years ago
i know shaq(:
and he hates rap....
inoofhearts 3 years ago
wont and front. they dont rhyme. shaq made it happen!!
connortimoti 3 years ago 2
*crickets chirping* this dude wasn't funny at all straight face all the way though
jizzy2sexi 3 years ago
this dude is funny is ever!!
don't forget to add Cyounboy.
Cyounboy 3 years ago
well done
duckie4lifeENT 3 years ago
are you kidding me? this guy is FUNNY!!!! if you don't know hip hop you won't understand the joke
Zain844 3 years ago
hahahahaha "shaq said this.."
won't and frount don't rhyme, SHAQ MADE IT HAPPEN!!
studmuffinsalas 3 years ago 2
funniest shit I've seen in a long time! lol
pixxietixxie 3 years ago
I already got bored on 0:58 i have seen better comedians
JSEProduction 3 years ago
shit we almost won oen without him i wouldnt be talking.
kidmamba16 3 years ago
nice one
Gerome63120m3 3 years ago
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Man ya'll need to get off shaq...he is the sickest rapper alive....
cookid129 3 years ago
brilliant.
OldBillSykes 3 years ago
lol!!!! lady in the background she might get a heart attack!!!! wouldn't be surprise if everyone was laughing at the lady not the jokes
bornleader23 3 years ago
This guy's sarcasm is UNCANNY!!
lslewis 3 years ago
lmao dat lady in da background was die laughin
quikcrossover3 3 years ago 6
u made me chuckle.
johnnycage2010 3 years ago
This comedy is too subtle for a lot of the idiots making comments. Ronnie/Ronny (seen it spelled both ways) this is fantastic and since April I've been sharing it with everyone I can. Rahspekt.
donuts187 3 years ago
"'Won't' and 'frount'...they don't rhyme. SHAQ MADE IT HAPPEN!" LOL
jalabi99 3 years ago 9
1st of all its very funny, 2nd how funny would it be if the one laughing in the back is a guy, damn, brother what is a hotdog without the bun
joeblackje 3 years ago
it wasnt funny funny but it was good if u dont like hip hop then u aint goin like it or understand
whatup87 3 years ago
The only thing funny about this video is the woman howling in the background
Neophazia 3 years ago 4
food and good does look like it rymes HAHAHA
tag1989 3 years ago 4
shaq said:
Yoga1978 3 years ago 2
he's aight, i give props to this channel tho, giving local cats i chance to do they thing, thats commendable, one up keep on
TheXtacyRadioShow 3 years ago
Yeah she sounds like a drunko.. he's not that funny lol
ojay57 3 years ago
Are u kiddin, this guy is funny.. just a different style..
ojay57 3 years ago
I'm sorry but the lady cackling loud as hell in the background is funnier than him.
cukjc3000 3 years ago 4
I think if you don't like Hip-Hop, you won't get this routine.
I really enjoyed it.
Five stars.
donuts187 3 years ago 7
Doug Williams (the guy who got pwned by Jamie Foxx) is superior to this guy. I didn't laugh once during this entire routine. Please retire from stand up, Ronny Ray.
Boomshoggalogga 3 years ago
Doug Williams (the guy who got pwned by Jamie Foxx) is superior to this guy. I didn't laugh once during this entire routine. Please retire from stand up, Ronny Ray.
Boomshoggalogga 3 years ago
dude u had me crackin up with dat bullshit
beasterr 3 years ago 2
i Second all these comments...Pathetic!
DieselF50 3 years ago
A sheriff lol
antonio93 3 years ago
bad.. 1 star..
GabKoost 3 years ago
O_o Not funny...
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ivansirius 3 years ago
This guy is not funny at all.
pepsi101 3 years ago
That lady in the background is ridiculously annoying.
saved2play 3 years ago 4
yo, shaq had a hot single back in the day called "Im outstanding"
I was in the car with my moms with my cassete player jammin! if you like hip hop, add me as a friend and join my youtube family of hip hop heads...
chrisdotwynn 3 years ago
good
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Windsor5643 3 years ago
yeah, that's such a pressing fucking issue.
wozefa 3 years ago
I actually liked Shaq's first album... ha.. He also did a song with Biggie, and a song with Wu-Tang.
azee1v1 3 years ago
LOL People took Shaq more serious as a MC when he did that joint with Wu. "Always and forever/forever always attack/I bring flavor to ya ear like Craig Mack"
"You Can't Stop the Reign" has always been considered a B.I.G. song rather than Shaq.LOL
steeltownbrown52 2 years ago
lmao...hahaha
xxxgwiZZyxxx 3 years ago
lmao...hahaha
xxxgwiZZyxxx 3 years ago
that's pretty damn funny!!!
OdedFriedGaon 3 years ago
fake laughs.. pathetic
nekbeth 3 years ago
hahaha do u remeber that movie he did. I AM KAZAAM!
PBIronman 3 years ago 3
the question "When will Shaq cut another album"? wasn't on my mind.
RebelGhoszt 3 years ago
I laughed... I remember Shaq rapping, it was really bad too.
staphinfection 3 years ago
Very funny.
randombutler 3 years ago
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thttthththththfhhhhhtPLEASE DONT READ THIS!!!!U WILLGET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. 2MORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF UR LIFE.HOWEVER IF U DONT POST THIS COMMENT TO AT LEAST 3 VIDEOS U WILL DIE IN 2 DAYS.NOW UV STARTED READING THIS SO DON'T STOP NOW!THIS IS SOOO SCARY.SEND THIS TO AT LEAST 5 VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN UR DONE PRESS F6 AND UR CRUSSHES NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS THIS IS SOOO SCARY CUZ IT ACTUALLY WORKS!!! P.S-LOVE U GUYS
garllo3 3 years ago
wow i dont get black humor
legendy2j 3 years ago
wow i dont get black humor
legendy2j 3 years ago
This guys routine is worst than shaqs rap
dizzysole 3 years ago
you suck
lilagentGIL0 3 years ago
that is RETArded!
21IMustBeCrazy 3 years ago
his family members thought his jokes were funny
pauldonald 3 years ago
ummm u suck man
heffyz 3 years ago
gay joke.jokes on u ha !
nagamanu 3 years ago
My favorite part of that "Biological Didn't Bother" was the video, where Shaq told kids not to be materialistic, but he delivered the rhyme while driving his Mercedes-Benz.
Kevin88101 3 years ago
that was fuckin great, i remember that shaq record hahaha
420digitalpimps 3 years ago
He isnt funny
kurd2650 3 years ago
Get them Ronnie!!!
WaltonJordan 3 years ago
"Cream you like cheese, spread you on my bagel."
Shaq fu
samajaman1 3 years ago
"Cream you like cheese, spread you on my bagel."
Shaq fu
samajaman1 3 years ago
I can almost not understand him.
YawnGod 3 years ago
sucked
zenu16 3 years ago