Alec Baldwin pulled out the greatest character of his life on an American Airlines flight today....I bet he spelled FUCK on Words With Friends...sweet word, awesome character, fuck the AA Nazi flight attendants...Awesome Alec!!! Your the man.
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this takes place in CHICAGO, MY HOMETOWN, and this is the real shit.....this is how we live in chicago,,,,,,its down and dirty gutter politics and business.
glengarry glenn ross is about a bunch of telemarketing salesmen that get pressured into closing more deals than they can handle. it's an exaggerated look at the sales business and how fucked up it is. amazing dialogue, and minimal production. based on a play.
telemarketing just means calling people to sell things, dummy. in this particular film the telemarketers are selling real estate. think about it "tele" means phone. and "marketing" means sales.
speier, a telemarketer makes sales calls and closes on the phone. There is no face to face meeting. The salesmen in Glengary Glen Ross use the phone to set appointments, then they go sell and close in person. That's the difference between telemarketing and regular sales.
I'm speaking as someone who's had both types of sales jobs.
if that is true, then why do they make house calls and sell people face to face? why does roma (pacino) sell james lingk in the bar? why does shelley (lemmon) go to the crazy old lady's house and sell her?
if you've seen the movie, you would remember baldwin's speech when he says "get out there" and "use the leads." you know -- like not on the phone?
if you think they just sit in a room all day and make calls, you haven't seen the movie you fat fuck.
It's a pseudo-preview so why not use a term that's well known rather than the actual term. My goodness some people just want to find things that offend them so they can rant.
My fiancé has Tourette's. He doesn't cuss. The disorder that should have been mentioned is Coprolalia. Which is the use of obscene words uncontrollably due to certain mental disorders, among them, yes, is Tourette's, but aslo Schizophrenia.
Though I'm not about to get in the middle of a clearly touchy subject, I'd like to note that the maker of this video most likely was under the impression that has been largely (and wrongly) publicized by our culture: that Tourette's makes a person swear loudly an obnoxiously.
This is clearly a wrong assumption, but I don't think that they intended to be a jerk, so it's probably more helpful to kindly note in the comment section that the person was mistaken, rather than to verbally attack them.
there was an evil clown that hunted and killed a woman in 1505 and now that your reading this DONT STOP.if you doont post this to 10 videos in 5 hours that same evil clown we sit at the end of your bed with a machete and glowing red eyes so BEWARE
That fucking shit was fucking funny as fucking fuck.
Seriously though, I just read the play. And everything in the trailer was everything that stood out at me from the stupid title, to the language. I actually really liked the play. Haven't seen the movie yet, but I still really liked t his video.
Ownedagain2 a.k.a. Jerry wishes he were 36 again a.k.a. GaryLikesUnderstandingBallFumes: Are you following me around like a sick puppy now ? Hahahaha! Pathetic. I just got my second belly laugh of the day-thanks so much-I really needed it!
One good look at my wanker and now you won't leave me alone. Piss off and stop trying to sleep with me. Not going to happen unless you come up with LOTS more cash.
Please get professional help, you deluded fuck. At least you've come to terms with, and admitted, the fact that you're a male prostitute. Acknowledging it is half the battle. Buh-bye, now !
Agree with RenuLure and Sheppard401: 2 thumbs WAY the fuck up!
I give it five motherfuckin' stars, though...this is one cocksucking gem of a trailer. Can't wait to see the real fuckin' thing when it hits our local shithole cinemas.
But seriously, folks: this is brilliant and truly inspired. I bow down before its creators. Hope you've posted this on 'Funny or Die'!
More like five fucking stars! The cut that cracks me up the most is where Baldwin says "A-B-C", and Harris says "I don't got to listen to this shit!" and gets up to leave. I don't know why, but I always laugh the most at that one.
15 years ago it was only degenerates who loved to talk dirt and get tatoos. This movie corrupted children, embolded juveniles to invent new forms of verbal disrespect for there elders, and made the utterance of crudities seem no more than a verbal tic. I fucken love it, and you cranky pack of dicks can lick me if I'm puttin' your ballsacks in a knot. Bunch of fucken ahoes.
this is a film about guys in chicago, where its not what you know its who you know and if not,,, its who you blow, if you dont know joe will you at least BLOW joe, also if you wanna play you gotta____. oh,,,i got the good leads, the glen garry leads, watch for them on ebay.
sound?
Jdub14000 1 month ago in playlist clips
Alec Baldwin pulled out the greatest character of his life on an American Airlines flight today....I bet he spelled FUCK on Words With Friends...sweet word, awesome character, fuck the AA Nazi flight attendants...Awesome Alec!!! Your the man.
amazonsuckss 1 month ago
Well, I certainly lost my shit. Can't speak for anyone else, of course, but that shit fondled my britches and ran down my ankles.
neutronbastard 7 months ago
49 dislikes? Fuck the fucking fuckers!
TheOnlyKaiser 7 months ago in playlist movies 3
Best edit ever! This is some professional stuff here.
joedok 8 months ago
:Four fucking stars!
sgoodacre 9 months ago
this youtube video just made me lose my shit
hopdevil007 9 months ago
Awesome edit for baldwins cheeky romcom smile,when he is fact telling him "ur a good father?fuck you,go home and play with ur kids!"
seanowens49 9 months ago 3
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ERROLCUSTERFLYNN4EVR 10 months ago
This was amazing
DanthemanCTU24 10 months ago
holy shit... that is amazing!!
IsaacB5679 10 months ago
"Two Thumbs Up...... Way The Fuck Up"!
SNIPERHAWK8 11 months ago 3
four men with tourettes "fuck fuck fuck fuck FUCK!!" LMAO
whatsgoingon07 1 year ago
thats tough love
buffilms 1 year ago
brilliant
leif011 1 year ago
This deserves 100 times more hits. Unbeieivably funny....if you've ever worked in sales
gubbaking 1 year ago
Thanks to you I can't watch "Born On The 4th Of July" without falling all over the place laughing when the horns start playing...
BlackOfJuly 1 year ago
great stuff
resington 1 year ago
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You are so full of shit-
YOU ARE SHIT!
pnkwag 1 year ago
Fucking hilarious. "Two thumbs up...way the fuck up."
littletwin78 1 year ago 6
i want the re-imagining!!!
helleigna 1 year ago
I'm howling.. absolutely brilliant!
HugeGene 1 year ago
LOL wow...
Markfly 1 year ago
"four fucking stars" ... epic!
sgoodacre 1 year ago 3
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gabriel160able 1 year ago
i cant stop laughing. this is brilliant
Choikesta 1 year ago
BRILLIANT
LoonyLeif 1 year ago
So brilliant!!!
motleyfitness 1 year ago
4 fucking stars!?! This deserved 5!
Glofish891 1 year ago
Brilliant!! Hillarious, I couldn't stop laughing for ages after this!!
killiankillbot1 1 year ago
Outstanding! Top notch form, sir!
jkeys251 1 year ago
Fucking brilliant!
irmongoose 1 year ago
ja schon scheisse, guter film ????
197810230427 2 years ago
great movie but the voice over guy sounds as if he's baked
crazyrainbowlover 2 years ago
they teach them how to read ABC
hahahaha LOL
Kurtnotcobain 2 years ago 2
hahahah this is fucking brilliant
stefangio 2 years ago
5 stars! :D
Luke1337bb 2 years ago
its wet out there tonight I SAID ITS WET OUT THERE TONIGHT
jdal101 2 years ago
i love this movie but this is great piss take you stupid fuking cunt
jdal101 2 years ago
"al pacino as glen, ed harris as gary, alan arkin as glen and jack lemmon as ross"
i was already in hysterics okay? but that part killed me. you guys are FUCKING masters.
softcelltainted922 2 years ago 17
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3llerTUBE 2 years ago
HILLARIOUS!!
derf 2 years ago
wath is ntc they should just say 17 like in england
snoopyhaze 2 years ago
"A FUCKING masterpiece"
BiggCojones 2 years ago
0:33
superhandman 2 years ago
Its new york actually. Not shitcago...
annunnemesis 2 years ago
Hey, me too! R.I.P. us two. =$
Hammid 2 years ago
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this takes place in CHICAGO, MY HOMETOWN, and this is the real shit.....this is how we live in chicago,,,,,,its down and dirty gutter politics and business.
garyowen4ever 2 years ago
the guy that posted this clip must be a genius. Absolutely brilliant.
meserie74 2 years ago
great preview....wish they were all like that...
nhr215 2 years ago
awesome
Paulbump 2 years ago
OH MY GOD !!!!!!! LOVE IT!
RyanHeartProd 2 years ago
I love the way Al says "My balls" at 28. Always makes me laugh.
SeaTac411 2 years ago
Fucking awesome!
TheWaspJar 2 years ago
whats the song at the end?
hamburgermeat3 2 years ago
I think its Drops Of Jupiter
nking1212 2 years ago
LOL!!!!!!!!!! HA ha...awesome.
Delphi333 2 years ago
Whats this movie really about?
yourass117 2 years ago
glengarry glenn ross is about a bunch of telemarketing salesmen that get pressured into closing more deals than they can handle. it's an exaggerated look at the sales business and how fucked up it is. amazing dialogue, and minimal production. based on a play.
that's all there is to say really.
speier 2 years ago
Get it. One of the best and most desperate pieces of cinema you will ever see. Lots of fucking cussing too.
pme96 2 years ago
No. It's not about telemarketing salesmen at all. It's about REAL ESTATE.
tpmgx6 2 years ago
telemarketing just means calling people to sell things, dummy. in this particular film the telemarketers are selling real estate. think about it "tele" means phone. and "marketing" means sales.
are you really this retarded?
speier 2 years ago
speier, a telemarketer makes sales calls and closes on the phone. There is no face to face meeting. The salesmen in Glengary Glen Ross use the phone to set appointments, then they go sell and close in person. That's the difference between telemarketing and regular sales.
I'm speaking as someone who's had both types of sales jobs.
BRYAN351 2 years ago
I used to work in a call centre myself. Glad i never have to do that again!
speier 2 years ago
well said
nking1212 2 years ago
if that is true, then why do they make house calls and sell people face to face? why does roma (pacino) sell james lingk in the bar? why does shelley (lemmon) go to the crazy old lady's house and sell her?
if you've seen the movie, you would remember baldwin's speech when he says "get out there" and "use the leads." you know -- like not on the phone?
if you think they just sit in a room all day and make calls, you haven't seen the movie you fat fuck.
are you really this retarded?
tpmgx6 2 years ago
This is the best fake trailer I've ever seen (together with "Titanic: 2 The Surface"). Two f****** thumbs up!!!!!
MaggieLizer 2 years ago
u fuckin faggots!
SpeedyOJ 2 years ago
Epic FUCK YOU! @ 0:33
unknown211 2 years ago
This could be the next "Rick Roll"
Nektopoli 2 years ago
hahahahhahahahhah this was sooo hilarious lmfao
LeninsBoyToy44 3 years ago
**** fucking stars
gopie93 3 years ago
It's a pseudo-preview so why not use a term that's well known rather than the actual term. My goodness some people just want to find things that offend them so they can rant.
stormybryant 3 years ago
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Tourette's doesn't make you cuss, so why don't you learn to distinguish different diseases/disorders before being a jerk.
MystycalMage 3 years ago
It's a joke, dude. No, cursing is not an isolated symptom of tourettes, but it does certainly come in many forms.
BlackWolf4830 3 years ago 2
My fiancé has Tourette's. He doesn't cuss. The disorder that should have been mentioned is Coprolalia. Which is the use of obscene words uncontrollably due to certain mental disorders, among them, yes, is Tourette's, but aslo Schizophrenia.
MystycalMage 3 years ago
FUCK YOU YOU YOU YOU
HeyArnoldsspleen 3 years ago 2
fuck you. lol
woodrebel 3 years ago 2
Though I'm not about to get in the middle of a clearly touchy subject, I'd like to note that the maker of this video most likely was under the impression that has been largely (and wrongly) publicized by our culture: that Tourette's makes a person swear loudly an obnoxiously.
This is clearly a wrong assumption, but I don't think that they intended to be a jerk, so it's probably more helpful to kindly note in the comment section that the person was mistaken, rather than to verbally attack them.
WendyLaurenE 3 years ago 2
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tylerdurden4495 3 years ago
Shut the fuck up.
tylerdurden4495 3 years ago
OMG... THAT WAS HILLARIOUS! ...FUCKING HILLARIOUS! LOL!! I haven't laughed that hard in awhile. "Two thumbs up... way the fuck up!" HAHAHA!
konakevin777 3 years ago
Hahaha! So good!
tgseason12 3 years ago
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there was an evil clown that hunted and killed a woman in 1505 and now that your reading this DONT STOP.if you doont post this to 10 videos in 5 hours that same evil clown we sit at the end of your bed with a machete and glowing red eyes so BEWARE
beebybear 3 years ago
omfg i just shit my pants lolololololololololol
kooljoe15 3 years ago
4 fucking stars....that made me laugh so hard!!!
amal19 3 years ago
That fucking shit was fucking funny as fucking fuck.
Seriously though, I just read the play. And everything in the trailer was everything that stood out at me from the stupid title, to the language. I actually really liked the play. Haven't seen the movie yet, but I still really liked t his video.
redstatesrule 3 years ago
I just officially lost my shit and, christ, did it ever feel good !
meredumais 3 years ago
Oh great more words of stupidity from some lesbo. Where is this world headed?
ownedagain2 3 years ago
Ownedagain2 a.k.a. Jerry wishes he were 36 again a.k.a. GaryLikesUnderstandingBallFumes: Are you following me around like a sick puppy now ? Hahahaha! Pathetic. I just got my second belly laugh of the day-thanks so much-I really needed it!
meredumais 3 years ago
One good look at my wanker and now you won't leave me alone. Piss off and stop trying to sleep with me. Not going to happen unless you come up with LOTS more cash.
ownedagain2 3 years ago
Please get professional help, you deluded fuck. At least you've come to terms with, and admitted, the fact that you're a male prostitute. Acknowledging it is half the battle. Buh-bye, now !
Good luck on your voyage back to sanity.
meredumais 3 years ago
Agree with RenuLure and Sheppard401: 2 thumbs WAY the fuck up!
I give it five motherfuckin' stars, though...this is one cocksucking gem of a trailer. Can't wait to see the real fuckin' thing when it hits our local shithole cinemas.
But seriously, folks: this is brilliant and truly inspired. I bow down before its creators. Hope you've posted this on 'Funny or Die'!
meredumais 3 years ago
Genius.
RapMastaZ 3 years ago
best custom trailer I've seen. Amaizingly funny!
meserie74 3 years ago
hahahahahahaha... dude... fuckin awesome
TilderyKoadil 3 years ago
Two thumbs up, way the fuck up.
RenuLure 3 years ago
Pro edit job. You Rock.
zoomustard 3 years ago
Your editing is amazing.
Kempdog 3 years ago 2
"fucking faggots!" LOLOL
Xenogalatica 3 years ago
Look very nice xD
Ryak1234 3 years ago
"4 fucking stars
two thumbs up...... way the fuck up
This film will make you lose your shit." lmfao
Sheppard401 3 years ago 2
More like five fucking stars! The cut that cracks me up the most is where Baldwin says "A-B-C", and Harris says "I don't got to listen to this shit!" and gets up to leave. I don't know why, but I always laugh the most at that one.
solitary386 3 years ago
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I did a Google search on this: -- "Alec Baldwin" asshole -- and guess how many hits came up? Only about 41,200.
Baldwin is a socialist, elitist a-hole deluxe who believes he knows what's best for you -- "the little people."
Americans need to quit allowing Hollywood to spew its political agenda all over us.
Want to be a Democrat? Want to be a Republican? Either way, it's your decision. But NEVER let a celebrity talk you into it.
Evster64 3 years ago
hussss.. its only youtube.. chill out dude
TrevaBoarder 3 years ago
Lmao
cakeforrachie 3 years ago
Awesome says it all
bqsplit 3 years ago
I'm so surprised that Jack Lemmon is cursing!?!? lol
HerrWarum88 3 years ago
YOU DA MAMET!!
millardforever 3 years ago
**** fucking stars! I did, i totally lost my shit.
ttwodollarrs 3 years ago
FUCK THE LOT OF YOU! FUUCCK YOU!!!!!!
nonplayerzealot4 3 years ago
4 Men with Tourettes!
skinwalkerxxx 3 years ago
Brilliant! Thank you; this was absolutely hilarious!
...one of my favorite flicks!
teamhunterracing 3 years ago 2
I snuck a peek at this at work. I laughed so hard, pop came out my nose. The editing is fucking amazing. Well done!
monica9965 3 years ago
A-fuckin'-MAZING!
centaine1981 3 years ago
"Two thumbs up. Way the fuck up" I blew all the food out of my mouth on that one. Very Fucking funny...
mozzyboy01 3 years ago
Brilliant, especially the rhythmically cool "fuck, fuck, fuck fuck fuck fuck!" bit. Quality film, too!
batlin 3 years ago
Brilliant work. Five fucking stars!!!
Zaphrod88 3 years ago
What is the song playing 50 seconds in?
Kafkaesqueville 3 years ago
Rolling Stones - "You Can't Always Get What You Want"
Stellar Tune!
pulseblack 3 years ago
This was the funniest fucking thing ever.
Manintar 3 years ago
hilarious !!!!!!!!
gusher2000 3 years ago
This is fucking brilliant. I lost my shit.
HanifXHier 3 years ago
not the clip i was looking for, but still F*ing hysterical!
ExplodeMyBusiness 3 years ago
this is creative...got all the stars.
yolkerman 3 years ago
that is so good, that I have no freaking clue what the movies was originally about (gangster flick maybe?)
FioriFilmz 3 years ago
It's a film adaptation of a famous play about desperate business men trying to survive in a cut-throat industry.
bennyboyhead 3 years ago
ok cool, but what the heck is it actually called?
FioriFilmz 3 years ago
Glengarry Glen Ross
AttilatheProf 3 years ago 2
ah, ok
FioriFilmz 3 years ago
so funny!
red2138 3 years ago
This is inspired - its the f***ing review headlines and the dead-on voiceover that makes it. Perfect.
BrightAngelFalling 3 years ago 3
This is brilliant. Well done.
I had to do the "coffee is for closers" scene from this movie for my acting class. Makes it even funnier!
matnichol 3 years ago 3
G R E A T !
alexaustralia2 3 years ago 2
Awesome! Shit myself laughing! Great editing. What software did you use to do this?
pooyan6969 3 years ago 2
Hahahahaha this was brilliant!!!
filmidioten 3 years ago
AWESOME!!!!!
SomeMovieStudio 3 years ago
Didn't think Mamet could be improved on, but I guess I was wrong--brilliant--five stars!
Phreemunny 3 years ago 4
five stars
AnonymousBChurch 3 years ago
Great job!
joelkazoo 3 years ago
Great job
windridr66 3 years ago
I have Tourette's, but don't swear as much. This educational film will help me realize my full potential. FUCK!
BMFRaw 3 years ago 6
Wow, that was great!
MyNameIsShelby 3 years ago
FUCK YOU that's my name!
Kari2025 3 years ago
I lost my shit...
...and my lunch...
...and my bladder...
...laughing so hard at this rendition of one of my all fav movies.
Great work whoever did this.
DeGenerateMichael 3 years ago 3
LOLLLLLLLLLLLL
NICE FUCKIN EDIT BRO!
dude, do u like my movie?
verosashadows 3 years ago
NC 17?
Imran500 3 years ago
Brilliant.
Coalorden 3 years ago
BEST PARODY EVER!
catfish36 3 years ago
A FUCKING PLUS that was hilarious and creative
DoctOrbuu 3 years ago
I indeed lost my shit. Fuck that single digit star system- twenty fucking stars. FUCK.
GalvaTRION 3 years ago
Funniest thing on the Internet. A motherfucking masterpiece.
johnisbetterthanyou 3 years ago
OMG! ROFL!!! Awesome!
388rocks 3 years ago
Yeah, well done !!
trulynot 3 years ago
this is the best man!!! great fuckin job!!!!
mattingly17 3 years ago 2
LOLOLOLOLOL "Two thumbs up with a fuck up" lololololol im still cracking up XD 5/5
sandiegoborn32 3 years ago
"A, B, C."
-You are so full of shit!
drwolfcake 3 years ago
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!
Andreftones 3 years ago
Genius.
TheSanityInspector 3 years ago
does anyone know the name of the john williams song at the start?
doggetydoggetydoggs 3 years ago
It's the theme from Born on the 4th of July.
wptg 3 years ago
thanks
doggetydoggetydoggs 3 years ago
...way the fuck up
NistorAlexandru 3 years ago
Holy shit. I just "put my coffee, DOWN!!".
Excellent.
biteitoff 3 years ago
Fucking hilarious
vaportrails44 3 years ago
I can't help but to LMAO every time I even think about this trailer.
It definately made me lose my shit.
shezzelw 3 years ago
LMAO!
I always called this movie "Glenn Gary Fuckin Glen Ross".
theRising5un 3 years ago
Good.
3llerTUBE 3 years ago
This movie will make you lose your shit
LOL
TheSpaceCowboy5363 3 years ago
15 years ago it was only degenerates who loved to talk dirt and get tatoos. This movie corrupted children, embolded juveniles to invent new forms of verbal disrespect for there elders, and made the utterance of crudities seem no more than a verbal tic. I fucken love it, and you cranky pack of dicks can lick me if I'm puttin' your ballsacks in a knot. Bunch of fucken ahoes.
Fanfardon 3 years ago
Priceless!
radarama1 3 years ago
That movie had the most cursing I've ever heard in a movie.
MishuTaste 3 years ago
What about Scarface?
CKru8789 3 years ago
LOL
fleckx 3 years ago
LOL great video
pheil58 4 years ago
i see that the rate is 4 fuking stars
nilch97 4 years ago 2
AWESOME!!
ComedyJesus 4 years ago
I love it.
Yattamike 4 years ago
awesome, for fucking stars! hahaha!!!
modlany 4 years ago
this is a film about guys in chicago, where its not what you know its who you know and if not,,, its who you blow, if you dont know joe will you at least BLOW joe, also if you wanna play you gotta____. oh,,,i got the good leads, the glen garry leads, watch for them on ebay.
garyowen4ever 4 years ago
whats the title of the track at the start of this film, anyone help me out here please?
Morton7130 4 years ago
ahahahahhaha!
so funny!!!!
davidstmckenn 4 years ago