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  • if you think thats bad rjeres a sequel

  • WHY JOHN CENA WHY

  • i think they made a fred movie cause they had nothing better to do

  • Hahahahaha 0:56

  • i watch it on my Xbox it was funny i guess

  • suck you

  • Fred: Hey Nickelodeon, I wanna do a movie!

    Nick: hellz yeah! more shit fo' the kids, bitch!

    Me: could be worse, I guess

    Fred: also, I get to write the script!

    Me: ...and I'll take the .45 with the long slide, the Italian shotgun, the AK-47, the Uzi 9mm, and a phase plasma rifle in the 40 watt range.

    Gun store owner: but you don't have any money... and what the hell is a plasma rifle?

    Me: dammit man, there's a FRED MOVIE coming out!

    Gun store owner: take it all, no charge!

  • id rather be in a hostege situation than watch a single second of fred

  • @06030608 do you even know what a hostage situation is?

  • my question was how the hell was fred MADE for a movie??!!

  • 112 people would rather walk around school naked with a crocodile on their dick...

  • He's right, i mean this guy'z way funnier...

  • people i hear that they might make a justin bieber movie. wtf is going on in this world.

  • @shadowallstar9 the commercial is out.

  • Humping a squirrel!! Jejejejejejejejejeje!!! You funny!!!!!!!!! LMAFO!!!

  • Fred sucks big cock

  • lol in europe they already have porn in theaters...4 realz

  • @hattrickster33 there is no porn in public theatres anywhere period lol unless your visiting a pay by the minute one person booth... 4 realz

  • @TheInsanityExecutive There is though, maybe not hardcore cum in face type stuff, but a lot of smut. I know this from seeing it in a theater in England.

  • @hattrickster33 you went to one film in the UK and it had a little bit of nudity or a sexual innuendo and all of a sudden the uk only shows porn in theatres LOL. if your going to a mature film showing for something like scary movie, which was shown in pretty much every major country and contained countless sexual scenes and innuendos expect it, that is what the age rating is for. another example is iron man im pretty sure that was shown everywhere, banged a chick in the first 12 seconds of film.

  • @TheInsanityExecutive It was American Pie Beta House...that has more than "a little bit of nudity or sexual innuendo":P

  • @hattrickster33 Hence the age rating, on a side note blame America lol

  • @hattrickster33 to put it bluntly sexual innuendos are shown in everything especially Disney lol

  • got to Fred's channel and try to find the Fred dvd

    I found

  • The Fred Movie is by far the worst movie of the year and also the worst movie I've ever seen!

  • Dude we as FRED haters are lossing

  • @xercespriest

    Do you seriously think that? Really?

    You don't hear shit all about Fred anymore. We've pretty much won. Granted the people on top now aren't much better, but Fred is losing popularity and FAST.

  • @justforthelulzzz Dude lol read how long ago that comment was. I agree though... we are winning now

  • @xercespriest

    That's my problem. I comment, then read the date.

    That pretty much sums up 90% of my "oh shit" moments on youtube.

  • @justforthelulzzz Its okay dude lol

  • Its official Hollywood ran out of creativity and ideas.

  • they made it cuz they had nothing else to do

  • the movie was on nick and it is terrible the people were too lazy to even add has infamous high pithched voice

  • Nigahiga's gonna have a movie...nice

  • THE MOVIE IS OUT REPETE THE MOVIE IS OUT

  • LOL were you drunk when you made this video?? 

  • the guy probably humped the producer and director

  • i liked the movie

  • Parents, note to self on Fred the Movie, keep out of reach of children.

  • XD the first time I saw the commercial I had to rewind it just to make sure I wasn't imagining things. It creeped me out sooooo much. Really all he's going to do it keep screaming

  • "ARE YOU PULLING MY NUTS"ROFL!!

  • its going too play on nickalodeon tomorrow imagine that no production studio would want to make it and they already put fred on an episode of icaarly why not put a 2 hour movie on nick

  • fred is gonna be a retarded movie truly sad how people have such a low sense of humor these days. fred should only have like 1000 views not the whole youtube hes so famous he was on the news its rilly retarded

  • Yep they are maken the movie just seen the trailer and fred fucken sucks

  • too bad it suked so bad it didnt make it in theaters

  • 110 are fred fans. I think you should be on a movie. 4 things why. 1. you're a genius, 2. you make perfect sense 3. you're funny and 4. you deserve to have a movie.

  • i Bet that movie just has him saying HEY, ITS FRED , while humping a squirrel lol

  • @VAMPIRE1LADY Dude, ur smart...

  • @ExtruhKrizpee why thank you my good man

  • @VAMPIRE1LADY no problem lady... ( I think ur a lady, it would be awkward if you were a dude)

  • @ExtruhKrizpee naw man ( i call every one man or dude or guy or any other male related phares ) im a girl

  • @VAMPIRE1LADY ROFL

  • OH GOD A FRED MOVIE DUCK AND COVER ITS THE END OF THE WORLD AHHH

  • I'd rather waslk aroun naked with a crocodile on my dick :p

  • lol rob should be in a movie it would probably tie with neverback down

  • I think tht its stupid...... kinda,

  • ARE YOU FUKING KIDDING ME??!!! I AGREE WITH U ALL THE WAY

  • Are you pulling my nuts?! LOl ROFL!!

  • Shane Dawson should be in a movie... not Fred.

  • You never know, within the 2+ hours of the movie Lucas might realise that Fred is completely gay and stop making it. Or someone gets their tits out.

    Then it would be average.

  • It's been officialIy announced that this movie is not gonna b n theaters (thank God) instead it's gonna b premiering on Nick. The sad part is that Nick is already wanting Fred 2 make a sequel. How sad is that? Ignorant fools indeed.

  • @clconn1988

    No. Good. Yeah, good. Fred was featured on iCarly. It is probably the least funny show on Nick. Fred is about the....third least funny channel on Youtube (iJustine and Gunit123 are worse....), so it makes sence that he should be on Nick.

    Keep him the fuck away from the theatre, and I'm fine.

    This is the next part of him sinking into obscurity.

  • the first thing i thought on a fred movie "whats he gonna DO in the movie"

  • Drop dead Fred.

  • Hey, There is a smurf movie. whats worse? This or the smurfs

  • @superlegoman64 is it not obvious?

  • @EljiahR Your right, there both equal

  • cuse Fred is the best dick suker ever and hes annoying horse shit 

  • dont do drus

  • Cause he's a fag that  12 year chicks like

  • sarcasm for the win.

  • Actually, there is a such thing as porn in theaters, they're just in...creepy areas of town. And, of course, they are making the movie for cash. Anything popular = cash. It doesn't matter to the people making the movie whether it is incredibly stupid or not.

  • you're just, if not more gayer than fred

  • Guess what, it comes out this September...FML

  • John Cena is in it? WHAT THE HECK?

    I have only one word. Money.

    Nickelodeon thinks they'll get HEAPS of money. Revenge for Disney.

    The movie will be another fail. Spectacular! was a fail. Gym Teacher was a fail.

  • I like to think of it this way, people are apparently idiots, anybody who goes sees this movie and doesn't bash on it, you have something wrong with you, or you're trying to go deaf. 2 hours of high pitched screamign will do that to you

  • Just wondering Bl00dBlitz, did you hear about the Nigahiga movie? I think you may be quite interested at that..... :)

  • it makes sense... i read the article in the description... the director's name is Clay Weiner.... coincidence? i think not.

  • yo im 12 and a gurl and i HATE fred

    their probly makin a movie cuz those poser want to make money so they can get money for strippers and blowjobs wtf as if our economy is bad enough now u got to ruin our brain function too lousy fucks

  • hahha you hate on a lot of 12 year old girls in your vids xD

  • You know what? Shane Dawnson fucking sucks! Bl00dblitz for president

  • You know what? Bl00dblitz and Shane Dawson would be the best people to have in a movie

  • FRED:the movie will not be in theaters, it will be on NICKELODEON

  • bl00dblitz and shanedawson collaborating wud be epic

  • bl00dblitz is the best ranter of all time

  • im scared...

  • freds annoying , and he shouldnt make a movie.

    1.he talks like he has a squierll up his ass

    2.like bloodblitz said only 12 year old girls are goin to go

    3.He Yells like hes on his period or something

    idk guys im jus sayin

  • he's a fucking asshole!i agree mate!

  • It's not coming to theaters. It's gonna air on Nick.

  • hahahaha are you pulling my nuts?

  • theres going to be a movie?

  • fuck this bitch fred

    FUCKER!

  • the movie is gonna be a big piece of shit no lie

  • they are using John Cena as his dad its going to be epic

  • @mrdeadguy1 are they really? i would loose all respect for him if he even shows up in it.

  • @Exotic47 Yep they are making it, its only on nickelodeon

  • fred is just a lucky kid !!!

  • @aram599 i agree

  • john cena plays his dd WTF?

  • fred fuch

  • @08danielj do u mean *sucks*?

  • mabye the hearing aid company is in det?

  • i like Fred he is cool he makes awesome vids but a movie wow i am 12 and i been queuing since last week to get in :D Fred isnt just for little people my dad wants to see it with me i have to go with YES GO FRED MOVIE!!!!!!!( my friends are saying yes to Fred to i havent asked them but they wanna see the movie)

  • We're doomed D:

  • The movie is actually being played on nickelodeon lol. So it's aimed for kids not teenagers. Although I will watch just 4 kicks. :)

  • well fred does not get paid enough money on youtube partners so thats why he's selling t-shirts

    and dolls so i guess he's making a movie for more money

  • fred sucks ..why would they give him a movie ..thats gay !

  • il tell you why cuz all the others talk Bad and about Sex like shanedawson and all kind of Rude stuff but fred is So Nice and inesent thats why.

  • Shane dawsin is 10 times better than fred and yet shane has only been in a micky dees comercial, and yet gets a god damn movie? WTF

  • fukin fred a gay ass shit sukin chipmunk guy makin a movie im not goona c it kuz all e'z gonna talk about iz hiz mom and and meds and and b a pussy kuz hez stupid

  • High pitched gay ass dbag for a hole 2 hrs hell no. I can't stand 5 secs without want to stab my ears with a rusty plastic spoon and then stab my eyes with the same dam spoon.

  • Fred sucks

    I wish people would stop being dumbasses.

  • when i saw the picture of fred my brain jizzed

  • fred movie nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­ooooooooooooooooooooooooo00000­000000000000000000

  • lol he got first place, he's real name is Serob Nagapetyan congrats

  • i dont think freds going to be a good thing. because thats just stupid

  • freds a fail

  • ok first of all u r really retarded. who cares if they make a fred movie? i mean come on its popular and they wanna make money. since when is that a crime? and theyre not forcing u to watch it or like it so just get over it.

  • they probably know that it will make millions of dollars that is why

  • After I watched this video, I clicked the link, and I saw these pictures of fred, and I immediately got a headache.

  • fred is fucking stupid

  • i know it for the fags

  • fred will reveal him is very gay!

  • since he has the most views and subscribers he deserves the video... HOWEVER, i have no clue WHY he as YouTube's "Fred" gets a movie, personally i can't stand his "voice" i agree with Bl00dblitz just about anyone else on YouTube would do fine and probably even better.

  • I rather 69 a Grizzly Bear while trying to shove King Kong my ass than watch a Fred Movie!!!!! -_-

  • agreeded

  • nigahiga was already in a movie.

  • down with fred

    coming soon Bloodblitz movie!!!

  • Fred blows chunks.

  • fuck the world!!!

  • i doubt their really gonna make a fred moveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

  • dude bloodlitz should be in a movie

  • You got like a Syrian accent or somthing that makes you sound even more dumbfounded lol.

  • reason = queers and 5 year olds

  • I reckon that Bl00dBlitz could be in a movie, not just ranting but this guy's an absolute genius, rate this comment if you agree with me.

  • little kids think anythhing is funny,

    thus = fred viewers

    lol but true

  • thats low, a fred movie

  • They're making a "fred" movie because that is how low some people's entertainment values are! personaly i would rather sit through 18 straight hours of "CATS" on brodway!

  • They doin it for money

  • i hate fred so much ima go stand outside and wait for tickets cos i hate him >:) jk i hate him so much

  • All of his videos are the same. hey it's fred, i did something retarded, now i'm gonna yell about kevin and judy and the guy who knows where i live, yada yada yada, I'm singing now bye.

  • they really shoud'nt make a movie for that fag

  • Cuz hes fake and gay ;)

  • @ZanX952

    Fake: Because his voice is edited

    Gay: Because his voice is edited

  • The movie will be about Fred humping some squirrels. :D Oh yus. XD Fred just yells. There's nothing funny about him. : |

  • the movie will b about him committing suicide yay hell b gone!

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  • I'm not going to argue your opinion of Fred, but you do have to admit its unoriginal that all of his videos are the exact same.

  • @1232121212321212 i dont have to admit anythink they ent all the same anyhow but owhwell

  • you must be 9 hackin? go fuck yourself

  • the movie industry prob wanted to get little girls to hit there period faster so this sob fred can start ass fuckin little 5 year olds

  • it would be watched by all the twilight fans

  • totally agree bl00d. by the way does anyone know who the most subscribed person on youtube is ??

  • @samdaftpunk

    It's nigahiga :) Fred is 2nd.

    BUT: Why can't we just be happy for Fred? If you don't wanna see the movie, don't do it. I am 16 and I I'm a girl and I think Fred is hilarious, but I am not like a fan and no one here knows how it's gonna be like but don't judge it before it comes out :)

  • i see your point , freds voice is anoying but im glad for him and seeing how hes got so far we should be happy for him :)

  • @samdaftpunk

    Thank you my friend :D!

    I mean, we don't HAVE to see it. He has a talent. It's acting and stuff and I think he deserves it. :)

  • thats very true :P hey i think i might go watch a fred video .. who knows maybe it will change my whole view. i have to say i love it when he says "my mom got this pool from the dumpster , i think i might drown in it AHHHH " lol

  • @samdaftpunk

    Haha yes! I think that people are jealous.. Oo And he is innocent and funny that's why I like him :D I am not a crazy fan or something, I am a crazy fan about Michael Jackson, hahah, but anyways, he is funny :D

  • haha same :P wel thanks for changing my views on fred

  • @samdaftpunk

    Haha, your welcome, my friend ^^

    I am happy I made you change your mind ;)

    Are you a boy or a girl?:D

  • me too and guy :P you ?

  • @samdaftpunk

    I am a girl :]

    Most guys dislike Fred :S I think he is funny cuz he is just a kid u know :)

  • aweosme :P and i think that its great that a kid can get so popular on youtube

  • @samdaftpunk Haha, yes it is :)

    Like.. If you or me got popular it would be really sad for us if someone said 'Oh gosh, I hate you' when they didn't know us and we hadn't been mean to them or something or done anything to them :C

  • woah woah woah, It's a large chain of Fred equality for one month and noone did something about it.

    So I'll leave a little note here for teh lulz:

    Fred can go fuck himself and if he doesn't deserve Video Subscribers, that prick doesn't deserve a movie...

  • hey blo0d man I love your videos all of them your awsome man hahaha make me laugh with the rants and the DOR videos xD

  • Wow, really? A movie?!

    Obviously, people are running out of ideas for movies these days -_-

  • nigahiga had a movie "ryan and seans not so excellent adventure"

  • but that was good

  • Fred sucks ass, Smosh is superior.

    Nigahiga is good as well.

  • If there's a Fred movie, and it doesn't go well, the only thing we'll probably see is a red banner that says "This Account is Closed" on it.

  • i don't think anyone above 12 would pay money to see a 15 year old uncontrolably talk for two hours in a pretty annoying high voice.

  • wait their will be twelve year old girls there, IM FUCKING GONIG im not a old perv im twelve

  • sure it's a good idea, because the movie will suck ass and then people will realize fred sucks and stop watching his videos....or at least rate them one star.

  • nigahiga has a movie

  • Ninja Melk!

    Oh yeah...Ryan and Sean's Not So Excellent Adventure.

    I missed the movie =(

  • bleh. I hate 2009 honestly. Billy Mays died. MJ died. And it was announced Fred got his own film. As Billy Mays would say:You shittin me? All he does is chipmunk his voice up to a point that can give a dog aids. Do you know what would be a great film? Team Fortress 2 and Assassins Creed. TF2 is fucking hilarious and it would make a very good CG film. AC is just plain brilliant. Lets just hope Michael Bay doesn't direct either of them.
  • 2012 is hre man.......