Vatican City: Pope knocked down by woman at Christmas Mass

[MrIndoCanadian]

Ha ha fuck christianity

[anthonyontherocks]

Thank God the Pope knows karate

[Beefie11]

@anthonyontherocks actually there are only martial arts the pope knows, they are of course Jewjitsu as all Popes must know this sacred art form and also the lesser known Jarate which he learned in his youth when he spent 2 years in the outbacks of Australia teaching religion to Koalas.

[runestarbrawler]

lol assassins creed wannabe???

[fakespotter]

WOLOLO

[DrummerMatt15]

LOLOLOLOL!!!!!

[alasdairduncan]

Ringwraith Ratty.

[alasdairduncan]

Talking of hats, I see his holimoliness is wearing the new "Supplicator" by OmnisciCom. I look forward to Macs review on future weapons.

[robertojerez]

too bad the brave woman didn't get closer to the child molester satanist

[DjCrassi]

@robertojerez How is he a satanist or a child molester? And If you consider a woman knocking down 2 old men... you are a very sad person

[alasdairduncan]

@DjCrassi The person was referring to the popes involvement in the vatican paedophillia scandal. Near genocidal policy on the use of condoms is reasonable cause for employing the term satanist in my opinion. Enemy of humanity would be equally applicable.

[firetFuckTheSystem]

does the pope protect pedofiles? who cares if he fall over

[katfaichney]

Mr.Ducktape64...what they are saying is that peace doesn't come from violence and the most powerful weapon we have is our voice

[MrWombatPPC]

Every faith needs a leader. So long as that leader does not let the power go to there heads its ok. They are NOT joined to god anymore than you or I.

Christs own words.

Mat 24:4 Take heed that no man deceive you.

Mat 24:24 For there shall arise false Christs, and false prophets, and shall show great signs and wonders; insomuch that, if [it were] possible, they shall deceive the very elect.

Now Im not saying the pope is the false Prophet. But there are many who follow him who wish him to be.

[MrDucktape64]

Bible is a load of crap too.

[MrWombatPPC]

@MrDucktape64 Thats your opinion.

Mar 13:13 And you shall be hated of all [men] for my names sake: but he that shall endure unto the end, the same shall be saved.

[MrDucktape64]

Explain this,said by your savior his self.

Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.

Luke 9:27 But those mine enemies, which would not that I should reign over them, bring hither, and slay them before me.

[MrWombatPPC]

@MrDucktape64 What is there to explain. is there in Black and White.

But for you Ill try and break it down for a simple mind such as yourself.

The Sword he speaks of is his words.

His words do not only cover good, but also how to deal with the enamys of Christianity. And those who speak ill of it, or try and Deceive a beleiver.

I personaly think our church's have forgoten the true meaning of his words, and try to simply focus on the Good Words. Instead of the Whole Texts.

[MrDucktape64]

How come he said "I came not to send peace"So he came not to send peace,but a sword.You SAID sword means word...So what does peace have to do with word?Word-letter/sentence,peac­e-war....It's there.You follow a false messiah.

[MrWombatPPC]

@MrDucktape64 He said that at a time when Man was NOT ready for Peace. hence he gave us the words to combat Lies and the Anti-Christ.

He Also said that After he was gone Many False Profits would follow. Hence the creation of the Muslim Races. The Muslim faith was but a blot on the landscape at the time of Christianity. He warned Not to Pray Like them. But you already knew that didnt you.

[MrDucktape64]

Wait...I forgot..What was we arguing over?

[MrWombatPPC]

@MrDucktape64 Mat 18:10 Take heed that you despise not one of these little ones; for I say unto you, That in heaven their angels do always behold the face of my Father which is in heaven.

[MrWombatPPC]

@MrDucktape64 Mat 18:12 What do you think? If a man has an hundred sheep, and one of them goes astray, does he not leave the ninety and nine, and go into the mountains, and seek that which has gone astray?

Mat 18:13 And if it is that he finds it, truly I tell you, he rejoices more of that [sheep], than of the ninety and nine which did not go astray.

[MrWombatPPC]

@MrDucktape64 He also says that Him that does not Take up his Cross is NOT Worthy of the Lord.

He also says Many will say Lord Lord Lord, have I done good by your teaching's. And he still Deniey them Entry into Heaven. Simply Because they failed to follow his teachings correctly. So Be warned all you Do gooders. Peace Comes at a price.

The governments wont save you.

Mar 3:23 How can Satan cast out Satan?

Mar 3:24 And if a kingdom be divided against itself, that kingdom cannot stand.

[smilelikeUmeanit90]

Susanna rocks !!!

[SianElectric]

what the hell are you people on about, if people want to believe they can, get over yourselves thinking your high and mighty

Please.

p.s How did i degrade it ? Im not sure what i believe, i believe theres something up there, don't comment before you know

[Amberdennoa]

hmzi need a new boy toy for sure

[topcat2726]

god works in mysterious ways usually but i think its pretty clear what he wanted here

[smilelikeUmeanit90]

every organized religion = violence & manipulation

[SianElectric]

I went to a Catholic school and although i am not Catholic i came from a Christian background, The Birth of a christ is a time of celebration, a faith in something Godly is just the same as a faith in a football team to win or for it to snow, people have a right to believe and whether you agree or not they have the right. Christianity is or is one of the worlds biggest Faiths, im afraid with the people that are slating religion a LOT of people disagree with you. This is a shock to them. Ok ?

[Waldheri]

@SianElectric Way to degrade your own religious faith. :D The best parody of religion is religion itself.

[GirlsThatWearBlue]

i wonder if God wants millions of people having faith in a leader who claims to be sent by him/her/it and who says that gays are a blurred evil gender and ppl in Africa shouldn't wear condoms.

[hethradiah78]

@GirlsThatWearBlue

people in africa shouldn't wear condoms? why don't you manipulate the wording a little more you ignoramus. they're against ALL forms of birth control, except abstinence. Get your facts straight. clearly, your father should have worn one, or your mother shouldn't have drank so heavily.

[GirlsThatWearBlue]

are you a christian? if so, your last words should make you proud of being one.

Being against ALL forms of birth control, except abstinence = no condoms, AIDS spreads. Euphemisms don't make you right.

[rybus1000]

Ale co się stało..........???? Buhahahahhahaa

[GirlsThatWearBlue]

lol let's build this woman a statue.

[halcyon0830]

I always hoped they would find out she was trying to get his attention about child rape by priests. The "deranged" ones are the Church for letting it pass, throwing $ at the problem, not doing enough to stop it. Pope refused to meet with women who had been raped by priests, or even read their letter. The Catholic Church will fall apart. Watch "Deliver Us From Evil", available on youtube & netflix. She confronted Pope because She & others (males & females she knew) was RAPED by Catholic Priests.

[GirlsThatWearBlue]

we WISH it would fall apart, but they're built upon people's deepest fears and questions, millions pay to assure a place in heaven, and unfortunately i believe they will continue to.

[daszek999]

I would sniper popes face if I only had a sniper

[elvenmage271]

wow ur a nerd and retarded

[daszek999]

stfu Christian boy.

[elvenmage271]

yes i am christian not much of an insult

[daszek999]

being a christian is an insult.

[Beves640]

Fuck you. nuff said

[daszek999]

I love You too.

[naryberry]

the women must have bad intention... she had a mask on.

[saralam85]

what mr god was doing while him agent get attacked? lol come on man leave this religions be an athist

[shift1234567890]

who cares about the pope hes a useless fuck. and all of u sheep just keep following him around like the little bitches that u all are.

[SuperFemmebelle]

I hope that woman is not tortured afterwards...This is sad...and is actually a presentation of how our worlds is living...Christmas is supposed to be a celebration of Mary giving birth to Jesus...a recognition of woman's power to create life in her womb,thus giving birth to Jesus and becoming his mother...

[F4Wildcat]

@SuperFemmebelle

I"m afraid she will get tortured

""So you wont answer us eh?""

""Bring in! The BIBLES!""

""Read!! READ!""

[klegster]

@SuperFemmebelle no, not at all, it has nothing to do with Christ birth.

search on it, and you will find this is a Baal and other gods celebration day, christ-mas was created by catholics, it incorporated all the pagan religions into itself and called this day christ-mas, to make it look as if it were for Christ. The whole catholic system is pagan, and lies about who she really is, and she has hidden herself behind christianity, she never has been, never will be for Christ.

[appel500]

verry funny

[DeltaForceSFODD]

You would think security would be more up front and around the pope and not farther back.

[amoalalo]

Thank God he is ok!

Did that lady actually think she could hurt the Pope? what a fool she was.

[2prologue]

this needs to happen, hope he wasnt hurt lol

[icyhotgas]

haha.  nice tackle by the middle aged woman.

[Hurricoaster]

terrible