A Hellfire Comms Dramatic reading - My Immortal [Chapter 6]

[TheInkySea]

YEAH!!

[polyxenophile]

This chapter always gets me. I mean, all of them make me half amused and half physically ill, but this one makes me half laugh like a maniacal dolphin and half suffer from internal bleeding and brain tumors.

Also, you are amazing.

[KyoXAnskima]

So much description!!!

and if she is a vampire, the crosses in her ears would be burning her!

[ColinFordsFace]

"YEAH!!!!" I roared

i love that she just screams in his face in the middle of the great hall

jahfgajldhfgjh'lsfgkajHL;JG'

[BBRockLover]

"Shit up"?? How the fuck does that work???

[AtticusEchoes]

i see even you cant take this shit seriously XD

[GravityDefyerXD]

"Kind of like an erection only I'm a girl so I don't get one you sicko" ... Funniest thing I've heard in my life.

[DarknessbUnnie]

Red blood? Was she out of PURPLE blood?

[DarknessbUnnie]

Shit UP Prips! D8<

[MarauderGirlMoony]

I love how after he says "'Yeah!' i roared" he starts kinda laughing. I can't blame him though, I tried to read it out-loud to my friend and we were both on the floor in fits of laughter by chapter 3 XD

[Nymphan0ra]

"YEAH," I roared

One of the best parts of the whole story.

[Dematra19]

Black hair with red streaks- it's SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG oh wait it's Harry

[Wheelofrally]

"Someone jumped into me"?

Wow, Enoby sure fails to protect her crotch, kind of like balls, except she's a girl so she doesn't have any you sicko.

[Deerestizabel]

Like an erection, but not.

[Meisgeniusidiot]

harry also did scuicide after vbeing in this fan fic

RIP oh master of british closet magic

[Meisgeniusidiot]

count chocula did scuicide after apearing in this fan fic

RIP the count of choco goodness

[Deanchester16]

A glass of RED blood. Not to be confused with the hot pink blood I buy from Hot Topic.

[dcoop90]

"and a glass of red blood."

Blood comes in colors besides red?

[Krynnmeridia]

Well, if you're a lobster . . .

[EarthlyMaidenLita]

@dcoop90 I suppose Vulcans live here too.

[Wheelofrally]

Well low hemoglobine blood can be bluish if I correctly recall.

[EarthlyMaidenLita]

@Wheelofrally No, that's just what it looks like through skin. I think it's actually a darker red.

Now, she could be finding Vulcan blood....

[pokeplat]

@dcoop90 The author had to conform that it wasn't green blood.

[KikioTie]

"Shit up preps!"....lolwut?

[iowawarlock]

There are 3 or 4 "sequels", but it's not the original author

[akiugn]

Rrright and you think that stopped the first fic continuing?

[lindseyb1987]

LOL! I love how much your trying not to laugh well reading this :D

[ahshorn]

A sexy english accent? It's too bad she doesn't know that everyone at Hogwarts has the same accent.

[TheVodkaHaze]

The words used to describe the dialogue have to be the most unfitting ever in literature.

[tylerluvsallie]

this stuff makes twilight seem decent wow i never thought i would say that

[Shinsengumi1324]

Sorry for the double post, but did she write that Harry Potter (Or the twisted, mangled version of him) looks like JOHN MADDON!?!

I never knew Harry was so fat

[ISwearToKira]

No, it's Joel Madden, he's the lead vocalist for Good Charlotte.

If it was John it would've been so much funnier though XD

[Shinsengumi1324]

... She was eating count chocula in the great hall, right? I'm checking, because with this many spelling errors, you just have too.

[UndergroundComms]

Which color of blood would you like today? Red? Green? Flowers and Daisies :D?

[HexReinette]

*dies laughing*

[xXxWHYAMiDEADxXx]

I honestly love how he ends them with something "My... Wasn't that just wonderful?" It's so great. (:

[neerdy5]

XDDD Harry potter FAIL!!!

[nofishhere4]

"with red blood" apposed to...

[LaLumine]

Clarifying that the blood is red, because blood comes in a variety of colors.

[DomnioEffect]

"But most people call me vampire now" lol, best line ever!!!!!

[Fantome001]

She told us she doesn't get an erection. Why?!

[PiperTheGP]

I like how the author tries to not be repetitive by using words other than "says", but it just comes off as horrible. "Yeah!" I roared. Seriously?

[topazora]

where is she getting the human blood?!

[eyepoo]

I haven't stopped laughing since the start of this, i'm seriously crying now

[TPishek]

Because I love the taste of human blood!

[teababe27]

''Kinda like an erection only i am a gird so i don't get one you sicko'' No, really?

this fanfic sucks. This reading does not.

[JustAPrayer]

Oh this is so BAD. If it weren't for the fact that you reading it with a tottally serious voice is hilarious, I would've stopped a while ago. Oye, and I thought I knew what bad writing was, but I guess I didn't.

[wikiporno]

This has to be a parody.

[zazzoa]

i'm so sorry to say that it's not...

[avatarkairi]

I love the fact that it has to be Count Chocula. Not Lucky Charms, Not Frosted Flakes. Not Cheerios-Count Chocula.

[TheInkySea]

@avatarkairi That's the only way you can tell she's a VAMPIRE! OOOOOOooooooh!

[TheFoxFang]

OK I have just HAVE to do this:

Vampire: "O RLY?!"

Ebony/Enoby/WTFlongname!: "YA RLY!!" also why does (insert longnamethathasnomeaning here) have a long name that has no meaning?!

[12WillowTree12]

Oh god. Cereal with BLOOD.  How goffik.

[VioletRose888]

omg! this sucks so bad xD

[tinkily23]

Oh...my...God... this is so horrible...

[littleicyman]

"Count Chocula Cereal with blood instead of milk" would taste like shit.

[Narwhal999]

Maybe in YOUR world

[SexyAltrox]

@littleicyman dont knock it until you try it, bro

[Floyd5642]

This is messed up.

He had a manly stubble? ... How did he lose the scar as well?

[pvaglueman123]

Because

"Snayp had changed it to a pentagram for me"

[legeul]

''Kinda like an erection only i am a gird so i don't get one you sicko''.....well..if you had one it would have been worse for us...

[DreamApnea]

Rofl. *dies* Harry... what... This is horrible. It MUST be farce.

[tydrgif]

really girls dont get boners

didnt know that

[Hookman1000]

"Most people call me vampire these days...because I drink blood" Real FUCKING original!!!

[xGrensenx]

I think i made a boo boo with the blood thing becuase in HP unicorns have silver blood... still you get cursed if you spill their blood so meh.

[angelgirl1992]

"shit up you fuking preps!" xD And Harry is a vampire all of a sudden? Wow... just... wow.

[RagingLulu]

You would think that this was a satire about Mary Sues. There's just no way someone really thought this was good.

[TedieJena531]

But I don't want to shit up! ZD

[LucifugeSwe]

youre great, i notice how youre really stopping yourself from laughing out. cant blame you either. keep ém coming. :D

[BlackHawkOmega]

NTom64-san, I applaud you for not dying while reading this.

[dxmagma]

Ntom is braver than eye for reading this.

[MrMetalloidMan]

ntom64 is sounding pissed XD

[fara40000]

why... why did she do this horible thing... to my harry... WHY!?!?!? JUST WHY!?!??!?!?! WHY HAVE YOU TAINTED MY PRECIOUS CHILDHOOD!?!!!?!!?!??!! i'm gonna fucking kill the author of this fucking stupid fan-fic.

[Protectorett]

Oh sweet lord the legends were true. This IS the worst fanfic of all time. When people first said that i just thought it was long and boring. I never thought it was so physically bad that it'd hurt to listen to someone else reading it. God bless NTom64; The My Immortal veteran. Truly an inspiration to us all.

[darkfire158]

Same here. I'm shaking back and forth in my seat, trying to prevent myself from going into the fetal position. But why do I still feel the need to listen? Why?!

[Protectorett]

Because of the gripping drama! We all want to know if Ntom really survives to the end of it.

[AdamDuffield]

Sexy British accent? no such thing!

[bunnialchemistmeep]

COUNT CHOCULA

lol.

hehehehehe....

teehe.

heh.

[trinitrophenol]

I ate some count chocula cereal with some blood instead of milk and a glass of red blood ... lolwtf

[Shadowdancer21b]

ENOBY should know that green blood has less cholesterol and is better for you.... :)

[UndeadAngel993]

In some parts, It seems like you're trying not to burst out laughing XD

[Mattoxz]

i knew harry would go emo or goth whatever the hell its called nowadays

[knux12346]

"I was goin down his face" ROFL XD

[jmrwacko]

He looked... exactly like John Madden? What... the fuck?

[thelegendofsuperLINK]

Comparing Harry Potter to John Madden....yeah i can so see that! (sarcasm)

[bok1bok3]

ha ha there goez ur Harry Potty downz ur drane

[TriTwingTwang]

lolwhut?

[Hells666singer]

Why does she keep saying 'I won't update till I get good reviews' when she keeps adding chapters!

[Malet89]

1:47 - 1:50 even the narrator is struggling to read through it without laughing

[jjmara01]

well tom can laugh with anything that he didnt see coming

[ilovemockingbirds121]

no fucking wayyyy! ughhhhh what the fuckkkkk! i am a fan of harry potter and she is just pissing me off making harry like that. but this is funny.

[PhaedrusRue]

KIND OF LIKE AN ERECTION

BUT I'M A GIRL SO I CAN'T GET ONE YOU SICKO

Hahaha

This shit speaks for itself.

[thecardboardbox13]

Holy fuck!! Harry Potter's a goth!! D:

[jjmara01]

the world has ended forever

[knux12346]

yes it has

[metrostationjunkie]

crosses in her ears?! scandelous! aint she a satanist?

[zimmydoomday74]

If I hear the word "black" one more time, I am going to gouge out my eyeballs, remove my spinal column and skull-fuck myself.

[metrostationjunkie]

a glass of red blood... no a glass of rainbow blood!!

[DrxPreservzz]

How the hell would she know he had glasses, and a scar before if she didn't even know him!?

[VaatiofWind]

For some reason, my favorite part of this was the "My, wasn't that just wonderful?" part at the end. Whole thing was hilarious, though.

[WWETakerGirl]

Count Chockula with blood FTW...

good God this is hilarious =')

[BopthatCherry]

I keep laughing so hard! This is so hilarious!

"Really?" he whimpered. "YES!" I roared. xD

[scapegoat978]

The only way you could stand to read this without laughing is to,

1. Take depressants

2. Read the story 9,000 times

3. Get the story spellchecked and grammar checked before reading it.

[Fusionman42]

Harry Potter as a vampire?!?! What the frack?!?!

[seanfulldark]

Mistake 1: across is a Christian symbol, the religion of your vampire, before wearing any religious artifacts, the vampires previous religion is the key thing to its weakness! For example of your Jewish vampire, Jewish symbols for you like hell! Mistake number two: Harry Potter would never wear IT! And what is its with these people! The last straw: I am going to kill her if I ever see her!

[SlasherCheetah]

Oh wait, she's a fucking vampire?

[SlasherCheetah]

I'm not sure its healthy to drink other humans blood? wtf, I mean this bitch is trying to say goths are so low that they become cannibals? sick.

[TomatoBereke]

...Count Chocula Cereal......

XDXDXDXDXDXD

[bloodrunsclear]

Not up the genius of Peter Chimera, but reaching for the stars nonetheless.

[inubleach1012]

What has this world come to??? What can possibly be in the next dozen of chapters? What is this person on?????! Does she realize what John Madden actually looks like? He's a silver fox...just kidding.

God, When I first heard about this reading I was just thinking about how mean it was to the writer, but then my friend said "no, just listen to it." and now I realize that this story is just a disgrace to Harry Potter and J.K. Rowling.

[BurgundeBurb]

JOEL Madden, not John Madden. Different people.

[starstuddedkrazy]

There's like 42 chapters of this shit. Human idiocy knows no bounds.

[Panda666Chan]

tom must have had to read this thousands of times to learn to control his laughter xD

[jocopman]

this is stupid *jumps out window* *comes back upstairs* *jumps out again* *jumps out window* *comes back upstairs* *jumps out again* *jumps out window* *comes back upstairs* *jumps out again* *jumps out window* *comes back upstairs* *jumps out again*

[Drouge87]

Harry is a goth?

This was soooooooooo styupis I laughed and almost fainted because I ran out of air!

HOLY CRAP

*faints due to horrible cannon*

[Cyclone94]

So, was the writer of this marvelous peice of fiction, that I'm surpised rowling herself didn't write, serious when they wrote this, or is it like a satire of stupid FanFics.

[SGTSoap281]

"So I don't get one you sickos."!?

You are the sicko.

[Midknyghtchild]

dude that this point, I think this has to be satire. Theres no way it can't be.

Still...fucking hilarious.

[Screamersmetal]

Seriously Tom, how did you read this without busting out into laughter?

[bpblu]

He did almost laugh at points, I think (there's one instance in this video maybe). Tom's just good at keeping it together... only for minutes at a time however. Once the camera's off, I bet he just laughs and laughs.

[CocoTheRabbit7]

Holy Mother of God... Is this bitch serious?!!! Count Chocula with blood, a glass of "RED" blood (Wtf, it's not like we don't know what color blood is), Harry fucking Potter's a fucking goth who is a vampire wannabe, and he fuvking looked like... John Madden? Yeah, JOHN FUCKING MADDEN!!!! AUGH!!!

[smileysarah94]

lmao this just keeps getting worse but your reading makes it more enjoyable in a strange way lol

so now we've established that harry potter is now a goth and apparantely she felt like she was having an erection...lovely...*cough* lol

[ledgendarytj]

worst spelling ever.

nuff said.

[gophergun]

He looked like....John Madden? XDD WTFLOLH4X

*jumps out window*

*comes back upstairs*

*jumps out again*

[krowekiller]

Harry Potter is goth!? O.o

[Virus465]

Don't you know Blood comes in all sorts of colors Blue, Green, Pink, Polkadot, and my favorite gold

[MorseownedPWANGE]

a glass of red blood?what other colour was it gonna be?beige?

[Geelan0]

like wine there is also white blood

LOL

[ShadowGuyX22]

This is great. xD

"I ate some Count Chocula cereal with blood instead of milk, and a glass of red blood."

[DogOfWar01]

i think my brain is slowly getting retard frum alz dis bahd schperring

[Crossfingers]

lol "Kind of like an erection but I'm a girl so I don't get them, you sicko".

[ChibiSoma]

Aha, I heard it that time. All that blood for breakfast nearly got you snickering, didn't it?

There's no way in hell this fic is serious, is it? It's GOT to be a parody or something.

[AusAceLeader]

I'm gonna stop, like, right now... My mind died thrice

[elguso69]

i didnt think this was posible but there are writings worse then the harry potter bokks

[WardogBLacky]

I wonder if Tom will be okay for commentaries when this is all over since I just died a little inside.

[DracoX90]

... didnt harry graduate? he was never goth... hogwarts has uniforms.... i, im confused.... did this girl read the books at all, or is she just having fun obliterating Rowlings masterpiece?

[Prtyclever1337]

You can tell Tom wants to LOL so bad.

[chimerashaq]

Wow reading these myself sucks, like the story. However having you read them is alot better 5/5

[Dracowulf7]

what the sh******* i think the only reason i haven't killed the original author is because tom makes it too damn funny.

[Darkdavid7]

this is pure win.

[Warbot40]

the author destroyed harry potter

[NecroKath]

HARRY POTTER IS GONNA RAPE HER!

[AidanGS]

Count Chocula with blood instead of milk...Good God...

[Link8923]

lol harry potter!!!

[Volkain10]

WHAT THE CRAP! harry potter. this is bullshit lol

[akumaxayumi]

oh lol... how did you keep yourself from laughing when you read this NTom?

[HellfireComms]

I laughed before I started recording.

[PancorRath]

NTom, please say you lost a bet and had to do this. this is more painful then half the stuff on Jackass. and why the over kill in detail? why was this even made? WHY SOMEBODY'S GOD WHY?

[ghosthunter858]

omg omg omg i think my ers are bleeding from the lack of any thing good

[Kingakuzutto]

What the HELL!? Harry is a phyco Goth? I-I gota do something!!

[Swedexplosion]

A sexy English accent? Is that about NTom64 himself?

[HellfireComms]

That's an actual line from the fic.

[Randomtigress]

HARRY? WHY HARRY WHY?

WHY?

[DIZZYZAP478]

If they din't give her good revows this would have been a happier place. Harry. What the hell have you done to yourself?

[slappymannn]

I pray to god that this is satire. XD

if it is seriously written i have lost all faith in humanity ...

.....

especially the bit about an erection.

O_O

[DIZZYZAP478]

She wrote with the intent of serious business

[rasmus90]

Oh the humanity...

[slappymannn]

my soul has been crushed. D=

I watched another dramatic reading & for some reason everyone in this story has black hair with streaks in it...

All this story is, is describing what they're wearing, which only seems to be black leather with matching lace XD

[jedimaster60]

god this fanfic is so bad!

[hellsgothic]

so bad so bad