While this is pretty funny, it does make me a bit sad knowing that 'brogrammers' are infecting every sector of software development with their terrible code, inability to master concepts that require average to above average intelligence, and contempt for native code. Brogrammers are the reason most facebook games are full of bugs and that something as simple as Skype crashes all the time. Software quality is at an end and it is only going to get worse as the barrier to entry continues to lower.
The only thing I really want to know is if this is just an elaborate joke based off of an easy pun, or if, somewhere in the SV startup bubble, there really does exist such a subculture.
People on here complaining that this isn't serious probably can't squat 950 or date three girls at the same time. I totes wrote a sweet app to help me with that. I call it dateur. It's rad.
Tots magoats
packerfrk 1 day ago
People like this exist, and its why sqlmap is made of win and why people like sony keep getting owned.
YA GUIZ, KEEP HIRING THOSE COLLEGE GRADS.
vissago 2 weeks ago
"Books are pretty sweet."
lawl
sherifffruitfly 2 weeks ago
While this is pretty funny, it does make me a bit sad knowing that 'brogrammers' are infecting every sector of software development with their terrible code, inability to master concepts that require average to above average intelligence, and contempt for native code. Brogrammers are the reason most facebook games are full of bugs and that something as simple as Skype crashes all the time. Software quality is at an end and it is only going to get worse as the barrier to entry continues to lower.
calducce 3 weeks ago 3
rehashing old internet jokes how funny lol brostradamus!!
Hammerzeiterrr 3 weeks ago 2
This does not make me want to write any more code ever again. I think I'm going to find something else to do now.
opl500 3 weeks ago
Ouch, brogrammers.
thewildone 3 weeks ago
The only thing I really want to know is if this is just an elaborate joke based off of an easy pun, or if, somewhere in the SV startup bubble, there really does exist such a subculture.
HonestObserver 3 weeks ago 5
@HonestObserver it exists. It is a thing. Shoot me now.
teltura 3 weeks ago 3
@HonestObserver sadly, this is the new trend
dingusding 3 weeks ago
"Dude, I'm totally too faded to deal with this noise..." Null said.
a314658 3 months ago
but but but....... I love python X)
typhooni8 3 months ago
People on here complaining that this isn't serious probably can't squat 950 or date three girls at the same time. I totes wrote a sweet app to help me with that. I call it dateur. It's rad.
TDu9758893 3 months ago 6
Bro, those were some good tips.
Kirkpad 4 months ago
lame
OneCoolDude08 4 months ago
@OneCoolDude08 don't hate, appreciate.
efcomKevinCindy 3 months ago
Don't hate, appreciate.
seawolf88 4 months ago
Bro, I wanted to watch this live, but I had an ultimate Frisbee tournament that afternoon. We were in the quarterfinals, it was kind of important.
seawolf88 4 months ago 18
The irony was, he looks like he's booted into Linux. :)
rommel241 4 months ago 2
@rommel241 Good eye buddy. ;)
RobSpectre 4 months ago
People actually paid to attend this. Wow.
daimyoyo 4 months ago
Joke went about 14 minutes too long.
donwilson 4 months ago
@donwilson successful joke is successful. 367 likes, 13 dislikes. (doesn't mean it's objectively good, though)
TheRealBenAtkin 3 months ago 2
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take off your fucking glasses, douche, you're indoors giving a presentation....
dabeshu 4 months ago
Why did I just watch that entire video?
bucknuts1 4 months ago 4
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take off your fucking glasses, douche, you're indoors giving a presentation....
mastersquash1 4 months ago
@mastersquash1 That's the joke.
MonsieurLavoie 4 months ago 7
@MonsieurLavoie Wooosh
kurleyfries93 4 months ago
Take your shirt off, bro.
jlcohick 4 months ago
What the fuck am i watching?
SuperBourb 5 months ago 3
why doesn't this have 100.000+ views?
AFerenci1 5 months ago
Cool story bro
wrokwrok 5 months ago 61
Cool bro
isitaboat 5 months ago
Real bros dont use windows, for any reason
truespin411 5 months ago
"Low level code is for chumps!"
FiftyNineNinetyFour 5 months ago
Cool story bro
wtyerogers 5 months ago
LOL
slworking2 5 months ago
"sitting in my scrum meeting"
Xenctuary 5 months ago 39
@Xenctuary Cool story bro!
extintorish 5 months ago
my brotocol has been so inefficient
rycemuffin 5 months ago