Damn, I'm getting old.

[255faris]

im a ninja and im gona get ya LOL

[255faris]

dude you really should upload the full ninja song

[MrsAutumn2000]

lol on 1:12 it looks like it says nevaeh on nv[9aeh

[MagykxGothicx777XXX]

1:00 You are welcome.

[ilovetheharrystylesx]

.. my dads 42..

[ilovetheharrystylesx]

ugh bad ad i gave up chocolate

[SMPNinjaWolf]

a[eorgn a[9e nv[9aeh [908qehr gq????

#1 why is a[9e not an error

#2 no matter how many times i smash my head on the pc i cant get [ and a in the same line

#3 who gives a shit

[BraxtonProductions]

a[eorgn a[9e nv[9aeh [908gehr gq

[DarkerVoltage]

1:10 is the funniest thing ever XD good job smpfilms

[Mssweetkisses246]

bet you a thousand dollars my dad is older than you! im 14. so i geuss i shouldnt be gambling ........ but i do it anyways!

last night i was playing poker.

4 cards in my hand.... all "A's"!!!!!!!

i won 1000 (at the end of this year) and an ipod nano (small square touch screen). it was awesome!!!!! and i swear i didnt cheat!

[Madichipette]

if ur old that makes my dad ancient hes 51 ur almost 30

[cats4ever01]

lol thats funny xD

[FrozenMeerkat]

>I fucking hate vlogging.

WRRRRONG!!!!! :D

[geniouzification]

4 Button for Ninja Song.

[jplolo316]

good one. loved it. do you play your monolog while you're making your facial expressions to go with them???

[SaintJun28]

omg you're 30.. you look like 19!!! gawd..

[vernon316]

its ok in a few days I will be out of my 30's so enjoy as much as you can.

[2678254089]

Love cat

[destiny43332]

U are not old don't worry

[helihopter1]

dude dont you have any kids

[mg1266]

@helihopter1 Thats to early for asking tht :/ they just got together like a month ago how is kate pregnant now!?!?!

[bobrocksurworld1]

OH MAH BALLZ

[sandrasrosery]

don't worry - it's the exact same thing every day of your life... each day you grow one only one single day older than the day before... there is no number in the front that makes you old - it's your inner child that you have to keep entertained and playful ;)

[BattleRaynite]

Thumbs up if you think he should TOTALLY make that ninja song.

[Finderup100]

You should make that ninja music video!! xD

[lizyrose19]

please finish your ninja song

[Sinni]

Cory, the ninja song song is set for my ringtone for someone who get's me through my day and gives me hope. thank you for everything you do, and thank you for including me in your life (even if it was just one video) ;D

[Literally101]

0:35 ahhh... your fierd :)

[aj1226ify]

no i am



[BeckyCrowee]

If you 'Fucking hate vlogging'

Why you doing it now in 2012 ;)



[u8qu1tis]

This is hilarious!

[ScOrPiOn7528]

i still watching in 2012

[bollpi]

watching in 2012 :D

[whwhwhat2]

The gray hairs were from your cat. :P

[Hiredcifo]

You are NEVER getting old!

[TailsSonicPaige123]

"its like my brain just went BBBBBPP!" LOL XDD

[SmiteFieldProduction]

a[eorgn a[9e nv[aeh [908qehr gq

[torimon79]

I so with everyone NINJA NiNJA NiINJA!

[Blove2dance1234]

OH NO! He's a ninja, he's gonna get me where the sun don't hit me! Amd I'll never see it coming even if I'm on the run and there's nobody in this world that can protect me!!! :O

[lonismile]

Dude Ninja Song Was Too Cool..

[Zooxmx2]

make a full ninja song please !!!!

[Shekanereal]

Bet you don't feel old now after the New Year with your friends and Kate.

[NukeChikin360]

@Shekanereal yup, i loved that vid

[AZproductions117]

@Shekanereal They're not only friends...

[Shekanereal]

@AZproductions117 notice how I used "and" in my sentence

[AZproductions117]

@Shekanereal Fair enough. I'm sick, don't judge me.

[Shekanereal]

@AZproductions117 I don't :-) get better

[AZproductions117]

@Shekanereal Thanks.

[pokalotasmot]

@Shekanereal Ok so I never really understood, Is he with Kate now?

[Shekanereal]

@pokalotasmot Yes

[pokalotasmot]

@Shekanereal Oh Damn :/

[Xenn9956]

he should have made that music video

[EpicRainbowLollipop]

I'm 14 and I have grey hair. I've had grey hair since I was 3! It doesn't make me feel old though....

[Furyx10]

you took that hair from your cuts

[Furyx10]

@Furyx10 cats*

[Mmr3601]

danm im still young

[missbrushingteeth]

'Ideas would hit me faster than a 90 year old man could fall down stars'

XD

[bksl09]

:18 should be a gif

[zachthehedgehog97]

1:01 ouch!

[Tinytinipooh]

I can't stop laughing XD

[jennagriffith77]

i love your videos i have subscribed but pleeaaassseee dont cuss!

[KaelonDraeGorke]

coryy if u actually made the ninja into a whole song i think it would have more views than mean kitty! :P

[uffe44home]

Don't u worry, sonn you pass 40 and then life really sucks, trust me, i have passedi already, AND I LOVE IT!!! :))))

[olternaut]

@uffe44home You hit 30 then without looking then your 35. Suddenly your 40 and your like. OMG NOO!!!!!!!!!!!

[uffe44home]

@olternaut well hell yeah!!

Well think about it, when u r 15, u r dreaming about girls, u hit 20, u chase girls, turning 30, u have family.

Turning 40, u take a divorce, run like hell and discovered that you now can get a life.

When u reach 50, start all over again with chics which is not older than 20.

Hit 60, take Viagra and ... =))

[AyashiKedo]

Making a video about not being able to make a video. You're a clever one.

[333puggles333]

hey dude. i'm 15 and I've been really stressing out lately about well... getting older and eventually dying... all I can say is live on and make every second count :D you sure are making my life better by making awesome videos! keep them coming :)

[HaleyIsAwsome15]

My last name is Williams

[HaleyIsAwsome15]

ready?go!aah your fired -_-

[HaleyIsAwsome15]

0:16 xD

[Fatpapa247]

Damn, I'm getting old too.....

[TheGrimstalker]

you know its going to be a good video when it starts with "shit"

[Patapasa49]

a[eorgn a[9e nv[9aeh [908qehr gq, WTF improvisation, if i have time, i'll show you a friend who makes ninjutsu, and teaches me...

[courtneylolage]

WELL U THOUGHT OF THIS LOL

[CyricD]

Cory, my friend... You're not old yet. Far from it. I'm 37. But do to my...um, "clean living'  i look like I'm going on oh, about 55 or so And my blonde hair has gone pleasant shade of, well...silver. Feel it to. Buck up my friend. You not even mid-life, you look youthful, and you're funny as hell. Not to mention to cam ride shopping carts down a hill and not need an ambulance waiting! ^^

[smoshfan204]

a[eorgn a[9e nv[9aeh [908qehr gq 

[ChottomatteUyachan]

Why did you fire Sparta?? He's being so cute!!

[PuurfectSushi]

30 is old?!?!?! my parents wish they were 30!!

[SmiteFieldProduction]

You need to make the ninja video.

[xanatos125]

oh god... i was drinking milk when the 'hit me faster than a 90 year old man could fall down the stairs' thing happened..... i'm gonna go clean my laptop now.

[maxwellbland]

a[eorgn a[9e nv[9aeh [908qehr gq

[compatflame9]

i would really want the ninja song



[MiniSpasticNinja]

Do something about a MiniSpasticNinja ;)

[harrypuravida]

Omg thats so sad lol =[

[koekje00005]

DO THA NINJA SONG

[iroseebby]

LOL you vlog now, well about your life. <3 not other people.

[DieVanGistere3h]

JUST JOKING U RULE MAN =)

[Bastardoom]

I hate Vlogging.

HA!

[2punkgirls]

1:11 watched it over and over again lol

[Eskalokos]

0:46 I'm a Ninja.

[myboii21612]

lol CHAIR HUMP!!!

[Nyra41]

Omg its been so long since I've last seen this video and when the ninja song came on i started singing along

[UTMR117]

Don't you hate it when you have an idea for a top comment but someone already used it?

[Jourei91]

0:24 Said what now, DudeLikeHELLA?

[ThePoptartkitten]

my fav. part was 1:00 - 1:03

i also like the whole ninja song

[OfficialRobbieMason]

DAMMIT CORY WE BEEN DEMANDING A NINJA SONG! FOR OVER A YEAR I MIGHT ADD! LETS SEE IT!!! :D

[ToontownJakeTheKit]

don curse D:

[TheDemoniusX]

Corey..Your wide eyes during the ninja segment is creepy! Love the song though :)

[neighborhaber]

Go to "neighborhaber" on youTube and hear hilarious poems as to why Middle Age Sucks !!!!!

[kokoroyer]

and now you're 30.

[rorysklad]

*ahh my balls*

[FearFactoryGirl85]

Hey, I feel you Cory. Just relax and stop trying to keep up with everyone else and just keep doing what you love and enjoy. That is the REAL way your ideas came up, am I right? If you watch my video "Happy in Leather" with my friend, we came up with that parody eating cherries in a walmart parking lot, we had never even held hands. I am also a horrible singer so try not to have any glass sitting by the speakers XD

[IllyMooncat]

Ninja song made me ROFL. xD

[Nostenyszamar]

this is one of my favourite videos made by you, Cory :)

[NiMur90]

haha I love how he parodied his own videos with the Ninja Song..that's why I love Cory

[pooperscooperforeva]

a[eorgn a[9e nv[9aeh [908qehr gq

[TheDkMovie]

@pooperscooperforeva wtf does that mean?

[TheDkMovie]

@pooperscooperforeva oh, nvm

[Jammo1999]

Make a full Ninja Song

[AlexanderSaint1]

@Jammo1999 YEEEEES!

[CyricD]

Cory... I'm 37yo. I look in the mirror and...well, damn. A few grey hairs is NOTHING! You, my friend, are a young, exploring and learning as you go man. Enjoy the ride, the destination sucks! lol

[hikarisoul007]

Oo my balls

[neverjanay]

haha! i have one less year than you but pfft you've done more in your 20s than i have :D

[RoyalBarrel]

What the hell is wrong with my brain, i just can't seem to think of anything its like my brain just went "a[eorgn a[9e nv[9aeh [908qehr gq"

[littlebaker27]

owww my balls bwahahahaha i about died laughing

[heyhibye7842]

Did you see the first word you said LOL

[Missy8085]

You are as good and possibly better than you were eleven years ago! You're just a bit tired from your busy life...that's all! Not to worry ")

[SimplySmashingPro]

do you have another cat named madness?

[monsterwaterz]

a[eorgn a[9e nv[9aeh [908qehr gql

[KenshinXRikku]

Dude Corey. I was out trick or treating this guy...LOOKED JUST LIKE YOU XDDD OMG...IT WAS AWWWEESOME!!!!!! But sadness it wasnt you =(... Corey halloween costumes <3

[SILVRR23]

ima ninja

[bibthebolder1]

my reaction: MY BRAIN IS LIKE a[eorgn a[9e nv[9aeh [908gehr gq|

[brynn]

hey what kind of camera do you use?

[helljumper365]

I love how this video starts with one word, one simple word: shit.

[Onekatmandu]

ALMOST 30?? Shut your face. =P ;P

[curlysuesap]

@Onekatmandu He's officialy 30 now.

[SiplasNoplas]

i love this, it shows your evolution, now you find vlogging comfortable, and its is different and original, you've given it the smp spin!!

[carboy66]

Whats the name of the song that is playing while your talking? Its nice.

[Nightstar201]

SPARTA!!!!!!!!!

[kittydog4918]

That looks like loki's hair...

[Gwat]

U can beat rwj one day, don't give up.

[Morufier]

Sounds like an artblock D: D: D:

[8kjrx]

its like my brains just gone BLLRRRPPHHH.

[feevninja]

i know how you feel im like a actor comedian in traning kinda thing but some times im doing something and BOOM my minds blank and its like its off and nothings happening but people are screeming at me and when i come back i cant remember what i was doing :'(

[MegaDoomsday123]

a[eorgn a[9e nv[9aeh [908qehr gq

[boycoin1]

im a ninja and im gonna get ya where the sun dont hit ya, youll never see a community and if you run theres no one in the world that can protect ya *nunchucks hit balls*

[TheWheelieWorkshop]

@boycoin1 you bastard. you forgot HIM. MORON QUESTION: "WHO?" (-.-) CHUCK NORRIS

[boycoin1]

@TheWheelieWorkshop chuck norris?

[TheWheelieWorkshop]

@boycoin1 yes. you said nobody in the world could protect you ^_^ lol jkjk

[boycoin1]

@TheWheelieWorkshop XD

[TheCreatorJames]

I liked, but... You hate vlogging?

[gijsjeeee2]

it was sparta's hair!! ;O

[Toxiclevideos]

a[eorgn a[9e nv[9aeh [908qehr gq

[TheTK423]

Im a ninja and Im gonna get ya *nunchuck to the balls* Oh my balls =pissed my self

[OhsmBart]

did he and his wife get divorced or is kate his wife?

[RAIm0mToo]

@OhsmBart they got divorced

[MissStoryTelling]

I know how you feel Cory. Back when I was 15, a new idea came to me faster than the average 2 minute guy can orgasm. I'm only 20 and I feel like my best ideas were when I was 15.

[MrSparking2]

I keep going back to 1:00 just so i can hear him say "Oh my balls...."

[neonmoondancer]

But your still hot

[hotbike12]

Co za asy...

[MikeParrottaVlogs]

..I wanna hear the rest of the ninja song

[SLtempe]

Awwwwwww sparta's grown

[feepque]

önkETGy6tg yyu9m+9y6

[NYA021090]

Every age has it's own charm. Live in the present moment. If you are a certain age and living another, you'll always feel lack. Just accept who you are now and enjoy it. :)

[PLAZTiKMonkey]

DO A FULL NINJA SONG VIDEO!!!

[tigermander]

@1:30 Look at all that finger hair.

[californigirl]

heh heh heh heh eeeeeyahhhh *sigh* welcome to being old with the rest of us dude

[Absur4evr]

a[eorgn a[9e nv[9aeh [908qehr gq

[drawingdude267]

a[eorgn a[9e nv[9aeh [908qerhr gq

[MrOlivierDagenais]

Today is my birthday and i'm feeling old too.

[bBoyHeretic]

what happened to the video "colorful words" ?????

[suzan908]

I just found this channel.. so you can't be getting old.. .. I like your videos.. your hilarious lol