Hey Mr. Thompson

[CaptJiggles]

Jack Thompson was well meaning, I read his Wikipedia article. He just had social issues and associated *all video game violence* with real life violence.

[1joerulZ1]

i first heard this when it was uploaded in 2007... and still to this day i dont know the words to the original i just use these lyrics.... much better in my opinion

[Lastspark]

@1joerulZ1 lol yeah, I heard this at Bellacino's the other day and I was like Oh the Mr. Thompson song! Then I was like wait... I don't know the words being said...

[kalahariwayrest]

@Lastspark I've done the same in the pub, and loudly sung these lyrics over the top :p

[iskatepolarbears]

pubic hair? Blame the game!

[bbwr4smusbbw]

Thz sarcasticgamer u picked a very good song and and nicely written text thank you you made me understand who is trying to stop video games :) keep on going ;)

[ChaosMew161]

I now know how to steal because I played Sly Cooper games. NOT!!!

[BobbyPlane6252]

lol so funny!

[Thirtiesguy]

Down with Thompson!

[blizrfiz]

I have antisocial issues, can i get mr. Tomson's number so i can sue sony and get a ton of money to buy myself a nice car and some golddiggers?

[WeCraftStuff]

I love trying to see how many places in your videos I recognize. Houston FTW

[beniking1111]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahhahahahahahhahaaaaa­aaahhahahahahahaha ^_^

[SeberHusky]

I bet he feels stupid now!

GO SUPREME COURT! WOO-HOO!

[ROWGAMEROOM]

Mr. Thompson's Life PART 3

Jack Thompson looks at the box

Jack Thompson: the Rating is for every one omg this game is saying that its ok to get high and kill omg im going to start to sue video companys

Jack Thompson runs out of his home

THE END

[ROWGAMEROOM]

Mr. Thompson's Life PART 2

Jack Thompson gets home and he opens it and takes out of the box and puts super mario bros

Jack Thompson: wtf is this any italian plumber runing around what is this and he is jumping on these thing now that look to me it is sex and he is eating Mushroom which is make him this italian plumber high omg this game is not for kids

[ROWGAMEROOM]

Mr. Thompson's Life PART 1

the year is October 18, 1985 Mr.Thompson is at a store waiting inline

Jack Thompson: i just cant wait when i get home so i can play this nes

Cash register Guy: $150 o and you have a bad hair cut dude

Jack Thompson: here is my money and i will sue you later

Cash register Guy: ok ok how about the nes cost now $5000

Jack Thompson: o it cost that much ok here is $5000

Jack Thompson leaves store

Cash register Guy: what a dumb ass hahaha

[absofuckinglotly]

I now know how to bang girls thanks to Leisure Suit Larry

[TheTelenation]

Sounds like Mr Thompson's th kind of fellow keepping Australia from have R18 ratings.

[awwq89]

Mr. Thompson = person who will sue any company that made a video game that has aggressive violence in it, but always fails.

[1337BananaL33TVostok]

lol has he attempted to sue rockstar fpr real?

[11strelokfan1000]

@1337BananaL33TVostok Countless times. And deservedly failed at it.

[murderiwrought1]

The Jack Thompson video game is a highly interactive Douchbag simulator, where play as a Bible thumping, man touching, fun ruining, and generally all out failure of a lawyer. Join Jack through his wacky adventure as he engages in such activities like: mailing porn to judges. Suing every game company in existence for simply making video games. Using his Son as a tool. snorting crack off a rentboys penis. P.S if your reading this Jack, please don't sue me:)

[CriptyTHUG]

just brilliant

[MrBlane47]

i hope he sees this

[irmesia]

I liked the blame the game commercial i think it's completely real!

[LimbagoAeronautics1]

Up Next: He will sue Microsoft for Flight simulators for "violence" and "terrorism simulator",and Purble place for "Adult rated Violence".LOL(Note: where could you find a SPAZ in GTA:Real-Life?Answer:his imagination!

[TheProutytyler]

I know. And the mod is retarded too. God, he's so funny!

[Ashkihyena]

Mr. Thompson returns, right now he's threatening Gabe Newell over a mod, ah Jack, how we missed your crazy antics.

[ThePsychoticScyth396]

i let me 2 year old nefew play monster hunter 3, damn hes good.

[rudyeilabouni]

Where can I get the instruments of Hey There Delilah?

[jenskeroro]

Who is MR.Thompson.

[TKnHappyNess]

@jenskeroro Jack Thompson, a former Florida lawyer who claimed video games were responsible for everything wrong in society, but got disbarred 2-3 years ago.

[rastadragon]

Is it wierd that after hating on this guy all that time i kinda miss him now i never hear anything he is moaning about :(

[GreenGiantShit]

@rastadragon

He is whining at Gabe Newell right now, Co Founder of Valve.

[BurningPandama]

what is the original song name?

[Vakrian]

@BurningPandama its named ''hey there delilah''

[Outcasttim]

He actually (during a courtcase and later during a news interview) tried to sue and talk smack about Pacman saying it would turn kids gay because the "hero in said game eats FRUITS".... I have never been so entertained by a news segment.

[neo131x]

1) Hold your breath.

2) Copy all of these steps.

3) Go to two other video.

4) Paste it in the comments.

If you can do all of this without breathing you're a god

[sesestro]

THIS SONG IS A PARODY RIGHT? SO IS THERE'S AN ORIGINAL VERSION OF THIS SONG?

[Moronman15]

@sesestro The Original Song is Hey There delilah by The Plain White T's.

[sesestro]

@Moronman15 Thanks.

[thrashmetalmike]

please tell me there is an mp3 for this song

[PUNISHERX666]

@funnyguy12327 Chainsaw Gun from "Gears of War"

[funnyguy12327]

I got a question if you can kill Jack thompson with any game weapon what will be ?

[Djstudiosgold]

@funnyguy12327 A hadoken.

[LordTial]

"I was feeling sorry for myself when my wife ran off with an Italian plumber, but Mr Thompson told me to blame the game!"

Its a Mario time!

That was awesome! xD

[Aaronandliv]

@antbw955 Whats the name of the song?

[SmokingJo28]

They Should Have Put This On iTunes. I LOL'd

[Aaronandliv]

who sings the original again?

[jhonrobert96]

@Aaronandliv its plain white t's - hey there delilah

[lucanorian]

I'm guessing Thompson is telling the therapist how video games raped his mother...and himself...and his son...and created terrorism...and invented Hitler...and set the white house on fire.

[punkrockgoth1988]

That Rtard Jack Thompson made it so I had to put a patch to avoid the stupid blur on TS2 that screws up screenshots if you're taking a picture of a room adjacent to a shower/bathtub/toilet that is in use.

And I really wish that I could at least try out the Hot Coffee Mod. I mean c'mon, just because I've played GTA since I was 15 doesn't mean I went out and had sex. I'm happily unmarried and not a parent at 22 now.

[TheGamersEnjoyment]

If jack Thompson really saw this...

[zZArsenicZz]

Mr Thompson it's free speech

[hallwagner]

@zZArsenicZz he can also exercise the right of free speech by being a faggot and asshole

[AchievementX360Nerds]

i guess im this guy because my xbox gt, steam, ect is M1Thompson

[coxmob09]

Jack Thompson blames rape on teabagging

[jjtjet1]

i played call of duty 2 so now i know how to survive a headshot (....those dang douche bags never die when i hit them in there head -_-)

[BlackLion999]

@sarcasticgamer We need more songs like this from you!!!

[TheGamersEnjoyment]

I just played Oblivion. I now know how to join an illegal group of assassins who worship a demon and kill for enjoyment

[charliepoppy1234]

Who?

[zZArsenicZz]

I played MW2 so I know how to survive a shotgun for point blank range

[narutorox85]

Haha the original song was pretty great, this made me go back and listen to it.

Also, this is a great parody.

[TioPaleshadow]

i playd super mario as i was 5 so i killed my teachers by jumping on their haeds and i grown up by eating that funny mushrooms thats why iam now in a drug addict clinic for about 18 years O.o

[awesomeJoz]

I played Super Mario Galaxy. And now i have the ability to fly from planet to planet and jump on mushrooms.

[germsterx100]

have YOU or someone you know been KILLED...wait what?

[killerkittenNINJA]

"Suing coke for being fizzy" My favorite line. haha

[xx32racer32xx]

@ratwithchainsaw

That'd be a Barrett (Beretta makes handguns none of which are .50 cal)

[beatlesq8]

i hate u mr thompson

[fa9ooll]

the only reason i feel sorry is cuz he got a son and he prob wana kill him self for being thompson's son it sucks to be him not playing GTA nor medal of honor i hope jack thompson lose the case against EA i mean first RS and now EA what u think u can win it all??? go to hell old geazer!

[DeepDarkCore]

@fa9ooll, wow .. i really feel for that kid.

thombson's son ... it isn't your fault, we're just mad because your father is a real-life douchbag who is trying to ruin our only fun without having to go out and break stuff :(

[The7mdan]

FUCK JACK THOMPSON.

Hey oldfag, your not protecting our culture you are destroying it. CENSORSHIP=DEATH OF CULTURE. FUCK OFF, AND DIE!

[TheTrueChazer]

I like this video and this song because i dont like Jack Thompson.

[REALSNIPERFOREVER23]

if i see that videogames hater i will send him to hell i

i mean this man try to stop gta iv WTF MAN

[Harisdoubled]

got noob-tubed?!?! BLAME-THE-GAME

[herrstoy]

Blargh autotune. Why not just get someone who can sing? I'm sure they know SOMEONE. Funny overall though.

[wtfm8lolhax]

@herrstoy This came out before AutoTune became popular bro.

[Deadfox7777]

I now know how to detonate an atomic bomb because I played Fallout 3

[SuperLuka55]

@Deadfox7777 hahahahahaahahaahahahaahahahah­a

[aiex72aiex72]

@Deadfox7777 i knew before that.

[Fatality101]

72 people blamed the game.

[Thirtiesguy]

this vid is great

[zZArsenicZz]

@ratwithchainsaw LOL

[NostalgicSince2005]

Jesus, could the CC be any less accurate!?! Fuck...

[ObamaGoesPostal]

2:28 , he sounds like the host on K-DST on gta san andreas

[EmperorFishFinger]

I played Noby Noby Boy.

Now I know how to... uh... ah, forget it.

[nerftendo005]

Haha, "Don't compromise, BLAME THE GAME!" Jack Thompson blames video games for every tragedy that he discusses in the news.

[ilovellc]

wtf it didnt say the damn area code!?

[rudyeilabouni]

Do you know that you are mentioned in Wikipedia ?? :p

I was reading about "Hey There Delilah" and I went to parodies and found yours

[zeldahei]

Turn on CC, it's freaking epic XD

[ObamaGoesPostal]

@zeldahei

do you mean cannibal corpse? what song?

[freelancerpowers]

i have played Postal 2, therefore i know how to cut off someones arms and legs, smash their head with a sledgehammer, then bring the body into a Church and throw it at the priest and cut his head off while he throws up, and watch the blood AND vomit spew out of his lifeless body, using nothing but my pinky toe.

[ObamaGoesPostal]

@freelancerpowers

haha, i love postal 2 awp ;)

[freelancerpowers]

@ObamaGoesPostal don't we all?

[faranox]

I played Pokemon

therefore i know how to tame even the rarest and most dangerous animals.

[cheezycake75]

I've played GTA IV.

now I know how to hot wire a car and hit hookers, and not sleep for days on end!

[mccartyzack233]

has your wife ever gone out with an itallian plummer???

BLAME THE GAME.

GET MILLIONS

[LGBKAI]

72 misclicks^^

[johncena6002]

I hope Mr. Thompson sees this video

[T3K1000]

thats was grate, funny and point verry well made the song was amajor win it was actualy really good

[MSchri2008]

very good video lololololololol! ALWAYS BLAM THE GAME advertisment was funny as hell! double way thump up!

[Jaxd789]

lol!

At 0:53, thats Dave, and at 1:02 Thats Lono

[Gibix]

360 and Ps3 fanboys will agree on one thing, Jack Thompson is a dip-shit retard from the planet Ignoramus.

[sanpeanut]

us law system where lawyers seek out clients....... so primitive... pity that the richest country in the world has the level of a third world country when it comes to social welfare... good thing that obama came along

[Knoxerboy101]

@sanpeanut

Yeah good thing another wash up quack came along... not saying mccain would of done better but Obama has only passes a healthcare bill no one wanted.

[crimcallsmebitchnugg]

@Knoxerboy101 You must not know much about politics. Because if you did, you'd know that if something passed, the majority of people, did want it. You would also know that it's not one single guy, and the president is more of a spokesman, and really doesn't do much of anything.

[Knoxerboy101]

@crimcallsmebitchnugg

Obama has just as much power as the other two branches, you'd know this if you paid attention in school bro :/

[crimcallsmebitchnugg]

@Knoxerboy101 I'm not your "bro", so lets not go there. If you honestly think that the president has any power, you have no idea what's going on this country. Which is cool, and I'm going to guess that you watch Fox news and are a conservative nut job.

[Knoxerboy101]

@crimcallsmebitchnugg

Not really I watch TYT but, playing the "derp you're conservative" "hurrr you're liberal" card is too overplayed. I'm just expressing my distaste for our current state of government and you waltz up here with you're opinions trying to look like hot shit on the internet, tell me how does it feel bro?

[crimcallsmebitchnugg]

@Knoxerboy101 How does what feel? That you have no idea what you're talking about? Idk, how does it feel? If you watched any sort of new program, I'm pretty sure you'd know how little power the president really has. The fact that you watch TYT and still don't know that, do you watch it on mute? We don't live in a country with a dictator.

[Knoxerboy101]

@crimcallsmebitchnugg

Again the president has as much power as the other two branches, health care was not supported by the majority of the population and obama supported it until it was passed. The bill is a crock and now we're stuck with it because our government pushed it onto us. I honestly don't know why you are defending Obama as he is just another washed up president. It's his job to represent our country and so far we aren't pleased.

[crimcallsmebitchnugg]

@Knoxerboy101 At what point am I defending him? I still have faith that he'll be good in the end, but as of now, he's a jackass. He needs to stop bend over and holding his ankles for the rep.

[Knoxerboy101]

@crimcallsmebitchnugg

Then why are we even having this argument? We obviously agree with each other that obama needs to stand up for himself. That his current state is pretty bad. Did you want healthcare? If so why?

[crimcallsmebitchnugg]

@Knoxerboy101 The only reason I would want healthcare is because from what I can tell, besides all the people that Fox drags on to tell about how horrible it is, most people in countries with free healthcare are satisfied, and have higher ratings of satisfaction than we do. Plus I don't see how everyone having healthcare, vs only people that can afford to have it, is a bad thing.

[Knoxerboy101]

@crimcallsmebitchnugg

Free healthcare is non existent we pay for it through taxes and honestly I'd rather just go with my employers healthcare options than paying more through my paycheck. Free healthcare would be very nice, but is not possible.

[rockboy365987826]

I hope Jack Thompson watches this and decides to burn himself. :)

[fajarka333]

GTA killed jfk!!!

[cybershockandifrit]

someone should email him this

[mastergranger343]

@cybershockandifrit yea someone should lol

[MrMike0113]

Haven't watched this in over 2 years now. It's still funny. And clever. Very clever.

[mryeti94]

3:17 - 3:26 is soooo true haha

[fuckgaming]

heyho leute

ich hab michj mit nem freund gestritten

er sagt youtube is scheiße und myvideo is besser

das is doch blödsinn oder?

jedenfalls haben wir jetzt gewettet, dass ich 500

abbonennten bis zum 1. april schaffe.

und da brauch ich eure hilfe. bitte abboniert mich, wenn

ihr zeiugen wollt was die beste community is

youtube ftw

[B1o2e3rg4e5r6]

@fuckgaming Derka derka?

[cybershockandifrit]

@B1o2e3rg4e5r6 habla en englese?

[B1o2e3rg4e5r6]

@cybershockandifrit Derka Ching Chong Derka Derka.

[cybershockandifrit]

@fuckgaming ?habla en englese?

[werecracker]

@ratwithchainsaw Really? Me too! I just played GTA I feel like going out and killing hookers!

[passinggas227]

Mr. Thompson is my math teacher.......FAVORITE AND 5 STARS!!!!

[unclesonnyonutube]

Thompson might be right because when i play manhunt i imagine its him im executing with a hammer!

and i honestly think i would do it if i knew i could get away with it!

I might puke when his brains splatter all over me though.

[stevostevie]

I played Grand Theft Auto, so that means I'm gonna grow up to be serial killer.

That makes sence.

[cika1234]

@stevostevie

Yes......

That was sarcasm

[thewilloffire08]

lets assess his win rate:

mr.Thompson0 Gta1

mr.Thompson0 bully1

mr.Thompson0 janet reno1

mr.Thompson0 Kotaku1

mr.Thompson0 Gta2

[FatherTime89]

You forgot Mr. Thompson 0 Florida Bar 1.

[makotoyoshikuni]

Who's Mr. Thompson?

[ramentasteawesome]

guy who sued rockstar

[cika1234]

@makotoyoshikuni look him up or burn

[GiantPoopingMonkey]

A shitty lawyer who was known for causing trouble and making games seem like the devils work.

[colooizawesome]

@makotoyoshikuni

Hes an anti videogame lawyer, who also is a complete nutjob. But he got disbarred so nobody gives a shit anymore.

[demigodFUDO]

@colooizawesome yay! time to kill me some hookers and get the money back!

[MadtokerGL]

a retard that thinks shooters are stimulating murder

[cybershockandifrit]

@MadtokerGL are they?

[cybershockandifrit]

@makotoyoshikuni Crazy anti-video game laywer that tries to sue video game companies and blames them on everything that goes wrong.

[makotoyoshikuni]

@cybershockandifrit Aye many people already answered. And I checked him out, he seems kinda demented.

[sailorsillystars]

I hate you why did you remove the game corners!!!

[JimboDJ10]

you are good!

[joshyboy229]

lol my teachers last name is thompson

[Butt3rFing3rz424]

kick his ass

[crazzykill453]

theres a guy in my school named jack thompson

[SirBroadsword]

crazzykill453:

And there's a famous Australian actor named Jack Thompson. With "Jack" being a common first name and "Thompson" being a common last name, it's rather to be expected...

[cybershockandifrit]

@crazzykill453 kill him. kill him NOW

[zackabilly1]

where can i download this song

[Railroadmaster]

Don't download this song

[cybershockandifrit]

@Railroadmaster y not

[SakuranboChannn]

hey there delilah by plain white T's i think

[Xlay3r]

That's correct, dude

[Fishback24]

What song is this a parody of? I know it but I just forget the name.

[karzahni528]

This song is about Jack Thomson who tried to convince people that in 2003, a kid killed a girl because of playing GTA 3, saying that he basically rehearsed it in the game.

[HighLevelPlayer]

@Fishback24

That song about a girl named Delilah.

[plasmarounds999]

Hey there Delilah.

[FoxXonfor]

he there dillilah (can't remember the band. and i know it spelt wrong

[termanedieter11]

lyrics plz

[HighLevelPlayer]

You just lost the Game!

[DevastationNazo]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[iceman20003]

i fucking love this guy! FUNNY ASS HELL

[SaphiStu]

his name is doc adam very funny guy and a great xbox player sometimes unless he unpacks his tent

[Sinani201]

lol I lost the game, thanks to "Blame The Game." Now I WILL blame The Game.

[BillPzc]

Don't blame the game the new hip thing to blame is Doc himself.

[hamster700]

he doesnt ned therepy he needs drawning in the humboldt river

Jack "Fun Suck" Thompson (born as Bitch Fugger-Nugget on July 34, 1951) is first and foremost a total moose fucker who likes wanking Max hardcore's movies/b/(the sick mother fucker)[citation not required as the previous statement is common sense]. He has been known to attend the Miami-Dade County Dominatrix convention where he was reported whipped in front of a crowd of OVER 9000 for being a stain on the planet earth and a general douchebag.