Even Worse Lines in Scriptwriting History

[JSBUnitedVideos]

Wait, will he destroy the emperor completely by sunset, or will he be the new emperor by sunset... Why do I even care?

[StefKaiBockmann]

Should have kept it simple. "Something, something dark side. Something, something complete".

[smartsy1]

mortal kombat was worse....i think

[theknightswhosayfrak]

English dubs are hard to execute right.

[toasttoasttoast12]

i'll bet he just went and sat back down after that

[breasthound]

yeh, good luck with that.

[Tentfire]

I hope somebody noticed that the sun doesn't set in space.

[Rizkiheydrich16]

It will be Epic Fail if his army wait until sunset just to be wiped out completely by the emperor

[elphaphoenix]

if this movie was italian, then this is not the actor's or the scriptwriters fault, but actually the voice dubbing failure.

[Aulmeyda]

"YES, ERIC?" He knows all of his soldiers by names? What a cool cat.

[FinaleGoofups]

"Your skin is soft. Not like sand. Sand is hard and unpleasant to be around. Not like your skin." -George Lucas

[TheVader2]

Why the FUCK is their base a hand?

[RushHour1049]

Remember kids, when wiping out an emperor, always do so completely.

[mustang6172]

Did that fortress just give the black power salute?

[wisegrasshopper9]

LOL this was so hilarious 

[bp56789]

Oh my GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWW­WDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[TimeTravelerJK]

call in all our forces ................... IMMEDIATELY

we will wipe out the emperor .......COMPLETELY

[robyndude101]

lol sunset wtf

[AnonymousTheMusician]

imo The Room is the worst and funniest movie ever made, i mean david cross cant b wrong :)

[Udany147]

the lines aren't *that* bad - it's his delivery that ruins it.

[ItsBarryBurton]

Sunset in space.

Was he ever planning on becoming the master of .... universe?

[omgitsthatguy726]

meant star wars, not staar wars woops

[omgitsthatguy726]

you know what? thats what you get for messing with staar wars you punks, a movie with a net funding of somewhere around $10 i would assume

[Lvl62paladin]

Wow. A giant spaceship that looks like a hand, and it doesn't give the middle finger? What a waste of money!

[IanROX22]

Ok, did he REALLY need to get up and walk 20 feet to make that statement?

[TheNormalAccount]

WHAT? No seriously my hair is so 40's i cant hear shit

[gd1f]

We will wipe out the emperor completely! .... BY SUNSET!!!!!!!!!

[E6DeltaGirl]

Sunset.... heh!

[NorekXtreme]

I dunno where they are, but "sunset" can be very abstract in space... :D

[Leylaashley]

that fortress look like a hand... TALK TO THE HAND

[fishyjja]

WAIT WHAT!!! no arrow to the knee jokes....., i used to be the emperor, until i took the FORTRESS to the knee

[DrJuice1]

my mind doesn't know how to begin to explain this video clip to my pancreas or my medulla oblongata.

[flavorysoup]

Sunset?  Bullshit he's in space :)

[NOOBHACK]

he just jinxed his victory as there is no sunset in space

[doggynolikey]

Did he just say sunset in space?

[KingdomHeartsgal1]

Did he just say Elric? 8D Maybe I heard wrong. Maybe it was Eric. But I swear it sounded like Elric.

[06Casualty]

"I will be the master...of the whooolle... (where am I?)... universe!"

[penske13]

yep........this is bad. NOT...as bad as the shadow. only movie i ever walked out on.

[turbodude555]

That space-station looks handy

[Thongger]

BHATTLE BRUTHAS!

TODEH WEE ARE IN SPHESS. IF WE DAI DIS DAE WE DAI IN HONOR, WE DAI A HERO'S DEFFS, AND WE DAI IN THE NAME OF TEH EMPRAH!

DHEEP STHRIKE!!!

[capntightpantz]

is he going to wipe out the emperor halfway? is he going to 3/4s wipe him out? oh no. he is going to wipe that silly emperor out COMPLETELY!

[BowserReplays]

THE EMPRAH

SPEHSS MARINES

[IanROX22]

Oh man, guys! By sunset, he'll be the new emperor...but the sun isn't ever going to set! (or rise, for that matter)

[SangriaStud28]

"An entire space fleet is approaching this fortress!!"

As opposed to some other type of fleet that flies through space.

[solangesand]

you forgot to add an-entire-spacefleet-is-approa­ching-this FORTress!

[Bava31]

wait a minute, sun set....in space?

[Joker80808]

FUCK LOGIC

[abigailg93]

I think it was more the acting than the script writing :)

"FORtress!"

[TulilaSalome]

Sunset? In space? 

[ClericLordLeo]

Fortress: OOoooooOooHhh

[kununity]

I heard: "WHOREEEEE UNIVERSE"

[RampantBanana71]

All of your FORTRESS are belong to us!

By sunset.

[Ethan43210]

WHOLEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.....­............

[BornToSayTheObvious]

@TheYoukaichannel I think that's why it's considered to be such a bad line.

[TheYoukaichannel]

Is there a sunset in space?

[stifflersmum7]

Man that was hypnotic

[InbictaProductionzZ]

an entire fleet is approaching this !!!FORTRESSS!!!

[89Michon]

0:01 "Your anus.." xD



[newjackridi]

Just like the line taken from Mortal Kombat in the other video, this isn't that bad as far as movie lines go. In terms of scriptwriting, it's not anywhere close to as bad as some of the cheesy shit in cinema. What you should say is "worst acting". It's the way these lines are said that makes them so bad, no the writing.

[TheTalentedMrArashi]

lol."...By sunset!...I'LL be the new emperor!" In case you didn't get it, there's no sunset in the middle of space. It sounds to me like he forgot his line and was searching for something to say XD

[AndrossKenobi]

I think the acting is horrible in this one, but it's better writen than the MK:A

[CARNAXHACKER789]

Well somebody forgot his line.

[TheStanWalkerfan]

For Fudge Sakes. Thank goodness 4 whoever uploaded this + the other terrible lines in movies lol

[lookatmycommentplz]

If you're in the middle of space, when is there sunset?

[tak3808]

I don't know what's lamer: The blatant, egregious overacting, or the fact that the space station is shaped like a hand. :P

[Simpsonsfreak1134]

MST3K episode...NOW!!!!!

[mka6585]

I...I ..must watch the rest of the movie..

[molewizard]

How can you have a sunset in space?

[MenelausThePatient]

0:20 ''I'll be the new emperor and I will be the master of the whole-'' Shit forgot my line! *Looks at Card to his left* -Universe!''

[TheTallnative1]

@MenelausThePatient rofl!!

[RaifukuMaru]

"An entire space fleet is approaching this fortress"

"Haha, what a story Elrick"

[RaifukuMaru]

I honestly thought this was the opening to some sci-fi porn

[MrSovietEngland]

SUN! ლ(ಠ益ಠლ) Y U NO SET!??!!!111!!

[s4lesman]

Not as bad as the one in Mortal Kombat Annihilation.

[DrJuice1]

it's funny how the way he says "Yes, Elric?" prepares you for how epic the rest of his lines will be.

how does the guy even say "fortress" like that lol? i don't think i could reproduce that even if i tried.

[IStehSHIT]

there is no sunset in space!

[hotpopcorncake]

I'm still not convince there outer space.

[ilovemycatverymuch2]

who cares that line sucks theres sexy half naked girls in the back :D

[BeefBastard]

He says "Sunset" but what does he REALLY mean? He knows they're in space yet chooses that word anyways. What would Freud say?

[Blurgle3]

By sunset? On a starship??

[TwistedComplex]

"your highness"

"what do YOU DERRICK!?!?!?"

[aBipolarTree]

So the Ruler of the entire universe's name is Eric? xD

[Reaps51]

I'm digging that voice though

[andyct5]

I get the feeling they think we don't know what 'Emperor' means.

[The19763]

if you have seen this whole film, your a virgin!!

[imjustsomeguy72]

Who's he talking to at the end there?

[Arashocky]

BY SUNSET..??

[DeloricIluris333]

An entire space fleet is approaching this FOOORRtress. -.-

[BubblingSyphilisSund]

WOT!?

[Secundas]

"And I will be the master of the whooooole (looks around to ascertain exactly what he's going to be the master of) universe!"

[Helt91]

Best delivery of the word "fortress" ever.

Never heard a more convincing "what".

Epic sunset.

[bunrboy]

Why do there voices get louder from the beginning, are they trying to speak over a drill or something?

[magog360]

I don't really think it's the line itself. But the delivery

[xalener]

@magog360

Nope. It's the line.

By sunset. They're in space.

[Troublesome2008]

@magog360

There are no sunsets in space. Space is always dark, remember? :)

[magog360]

@Troublesome2008 Yeah. But I was cringing too much thanks to the delivery I didn't even notice what he was saying.

[theiammike123]

0:16 and iiiiiii'll be the new emperor and iiiiiii'll be the master of the whoooooooooole universe!

[timpelko]

Starcrash > Star Wars prequels

[N0naliizerzz]

And I will be the Master of the wholeeeeeuhhh Universe >:O

[UniversalHere]

china remade star wars

[pixelated111]

Looks like he'll never be master of the whole universe.

[DontForgetToSmileXD]

terrible...

[YngwieB90]

Ziltoid?

[rustynail2112]

I don't know if it's the lines that are bad, so much as them saying those lines

[AColey93]

I honestly have no clue how I ended up at this video but I don't regret it one bit. Now its time to click on some more related videos!!

[Pandaonfire5]

OF THE WHOLE, ER....UNIVERSE.

[Kristo007]

OMG its King Zarkon!

[ThatguyNice]

Master of the whole UNIVERSE, eh? Even the sectors that are 100s of billions of light years away; where those beings have never hear of your dumb, speck of dust, insignificant ass?

[mastah12345]

Keep pressing 7 and 8.

[RA13BIT]

The way these people talk are so cool. their words rhyme

[PCH92]

He's still waiting for that sunset.

[94sFinest]

Someone needs to dub in 'THE MUSHROOM KINGDOM' in this spot;

'I..will be the master of..THE MUSHROOM KINGDOM'

[oscarmike1985]

damn that's some quality acting

[sayyeahyeah]

This is more a case of bad acting rather than bad script writing

[aaddaammize]

@sayyeahyeah I think it's bad scriptwriting to assume that there are sunsets in space :P

[pu3lovesbleach]

SUNSET!!!!!!!!!! ROFL

[ThirdStreetSaint777]

50/50

[skylerstritzel]

thats just how people talk in space.

[walkintall29]

"I'll be the master of the whole...(looks at autoprompt) universe

[SoundChiefProduction]

Fortress!

[tevicroem03]

you anus!

[meshekoff]

Lieutenant: An entire space fleet is approaching this FAWRtriss!

Emperor: YOU'RE KILLING ME LIZA!!

[bryschua]

You're Hignness! We'll wipe them out by sunset!

Too bad

It's

sunRISE.

[sharpiesandducttape]

0:06

CALL IN ALL OUR PUSSIES IMMEDIATELY!

[Tehpwnage893]

i can already tell...looks like this is gonna be one hell of a techno remix!!!!! (bullets enter screen)

[freedomphamtom1]

0:23 *forgot his dialogue,reads card*

[nisbahmumtaz909]

They're wiping out the emperor...

And then their going to wipe out me!

OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDD­DDDD

[DCRaider2011]

What's even funnier? You can actually SEE the sunless area of space as he delivers the line! :P

[pureefficient]

sunset meaning he has an excuse to have it done by eternity

[TheStargatefan12]

"your hiny..."

[Serasia]

Oh, no, the universe has a new leader, and he wears capes. Edna says no capes.

[TheSingingSongman]

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

wheze gasp cough

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

[nintendolife25]

AND I'M ACTING!

[bluesk8erboi]

im not sure, if its the writing or the acting, thats worse

[MortalWinter]

At the beginning he says "Your Anus", hahaha

[spanky1113]

Sunset? You're in space...

[Duane4AK]

Shit this is better than Matrix Revolutions.

[CapitalBhoy78]

I find his speech rather shallow and pedantic.

[stewk26]

@CapitalBhoy78 hmm yes shallow AND pedantic

[qrfbsca]

How can you have a sunset in space?

[QuinnK33]

AND I WILL BE THE MASTER OF THE WHHOOLEE

(thinking what the fuck did that dude just say?)

UNIVERSE!!!

[eskyguard]

Look, the man simply keeps his lies straight under pressure. He had to tell his brothel that they could still sunbathe in space to get them to where those bikinis.

[JasonBTV]

But not just that. They need to pick a planet AND a timezone! That's too much work for them...

[cyberus125]

space Y U NO HAVE SUNSETS?

[D00ml0rdKazzak]

@cyberus125 So they're going to wipe out the emperor by sunset. But then WHO WAS SUNSET?!!?!?

[TheBitternightmare]

@cyberus125 LOL I thought the same thing.

[cyberus125]

@TheBitternightmare Too bad i beat you to the comment though.

[schnitzal]

AND IIIII WILL BE THE MASTERRRR OF THE WHOLEEEEE....

....

(-off screen whisper- universe!)

UNIVERRRRSE!!!

loljk That's Space Core's jorb.

[HeroofMightandmagic1]

BULLSHIT!!!!! FREDIE  MERCURY IS THE MASTER OF THE UNIVERSE!!!!!!!!!!

[8BitMartian]

what kind of space name is eric!

[waterflowing2]

Am I the only one who thinks that the way he says fortress is weird?

[amishmike1]

This is better then Star Wars

[MetalPersian]

What is.... I don't..... FUCK THIS SHIT!!! THERE IS NO FUCKING SUNSET IN SPACE!! (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻

[emadeusree]

arent there supposed to besecond writer, editor or something??

[fernfeyes]

The Americans said they would go to the moon. The Russians said they would go to Mars. The Mexicans said they would go to the Sun. The Americans and Russians said, "You can't go to the Sun..it's too hot!" "No problemo", said the Mexicans..We'll go at night.."

[sixpointneuf]

@fernfeyes fail joke

[MrTaspeed]

...wow, sunset? Really? In space? I thought only chuck Norris could tell that!

[Johntherabbit24]

man, these guys dont know how to deliver lines

[starcrash64]

I actually love Star Crash.

It is an Italian made SCFI in outer space, but there are absolutely no references of any kind to Star Wars...that's just something critics used.

Great cast - sexy Caroline Munro, Marjoe Gortner, Joe Spinnell-(delivering that wonderful dialogue), Christoper Plummer and David Hasselhoff.

[birdman4birdlegs]

@starcrash64 you better be a troll.. for your own sake

[TheSupersoldier1234]

Im acting!

[Meresortsitar]

StarCRASH? And it's not a parody?

[antiirony]

not as good as mortal kombat



[darthGavin]

By sunset where, genius? lol

[NKingTotoro]

STAR CRASH! I've seen this movie before haha.

[maruproductions]

...Spaceset?

[iBeans008]

believe me if i had not taken astronomy in class i would've believed that line...

[Srceodizno2142]

They build a giant hand in space and it doesn't even give the finger....... obviously designed by the people who installed the ventalation duct on the 1st death star.....

[CSATexan]

@Srceodizno2142

that ventilation duct was an aesthetic choice by the architect

[PsychoticLuke]

@Srceodizno2142 LMAO! Hillarious comment!! :D

[brotha4luvin]

are you serious?!.....lol

[Smoothy062]

"Your Highness..."

"Yes, Elrich?"

"I'VE PUT SOME MORE SPACE MEAT INSIDE OF YOUR PORTRAITS!!!"

"....WHAATTT!?!"

[Vortigern99]

It's great to see people love/hating STARCRASH again! My good friend assembled the recent DVD, did interviews and does the commentary track on the disc. When we were kids we used to watch this ridiculous film, heckle it and love it at the same time, and laugh ourselves silly coming up with MST3K-style riffs on it... long before MST was ever on TV. The score by John Barry is the tops, though!

[mr3zoozy1]

I'm the viewer Number 199,999

[8BitMartian]

"WHAT?" *gets up* "Call in all our twinkies immediately! We will wipe out the twinkie... COMPLETELY!" *skips around* "By Sun-set... I will be the new twinkie! AND I will be the TWINKIE... of the WHOLE... Twinkie!" *grins*

[vomitedshit]

that's not even joe's voice

[knownasthrae]

Oh, hi Eric!