hahaha i remember that game i was in the stand behind the goal.. i think it was 4-1 can nistleroy played for us back then.. i remember that miss! all the united fans started singing HESKEY FOR ENGLAND!
..he seriously aimed at the bottom corner of the post and positioned himself toplace the ball...he striked in exact power but due to wind,tsunami in japan,earthquakes the ball went high up..
@hazza22000 in no way what so even am i being sarcastic you may not like this next of but i think heskey is better than the world class duo crouch and bendtner
Emile Heskey, after playing his game of football in the English Premier league.
He goes back to his million pound home, in his very expensive new car, to his hot fiancee whom he has sex with, he then relaxes in his thousands of pounds bed, watching MOTD and hearing jokes about how 'bad' he is a player.
@jdthunder666 Yeah but he at least should know how to make a decent shoot and also he's so clumsy with the ball as well. The only good attribute he has is his strength and semi decent aerial threat but let's face it, with that body who wouldn't be good at the air? There's many people out there who play football as a hobby that are twice as good as him.
@SerrAven he isnt as awful at shooting as people say, playing well for villa this year! and look at his club stats for liverpool, leicester. as for the people who play for a hobby, well why arent the playing in the premier league and for england!
Heskey is shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit. Always was shit shit shit shit shit shit. And for all those that go on saying he was great at assists etc, well his playing title is striker, strikers score goals and he scored fuck all. He not called an assister, he is a shit striker.
You already know anyways coming up to the next international tournaments if we've still got a foreign manager for England we are losing the remainders.
oi dick head. heskey is fucking useless. he is an embarrassment to england and any club he plays for. he shouldn't be alive, let alone playing football.
heskey is a bag of shite 7 goals in 60 odd games is a disgrace for a forward. thick fucks who jumped on the heskey is great bandwagon after a decent performance agaisnt an eastern european nothing country need to look at peter crouchs record. one crouch atleast scores, two he also worries defenders, three he doesnt fall over all the time. heskey u will not be missed
complete utter shit Heskey is, he do ok for a mediocre club in the prem league not for a top club and never for England, i told u he offers f all, so what he holds the ball up, then does what? passes it on, he not got great pass, vision, technique,, rooney holds the ball up jus as good, can see much more and execute the pass 10x better.. Heskey is basic, beyond basic, never scores, jus a big lump that gets his weight, offers nothing, 1 good game in 10 and u think he's good enough for England??
Heskey is the worse play to ever put on an England shirt, the cunt injured Rio Ferdinand in training cus he so big and clumbsy, making Rio miss the world cup, making us use UPSON!! as his replacement.. Upson!! who plays for a team fighting relegation, who would never be able to play champions leahue football yet we turn to him because Heskey injured Ferdinand, one of the best defenders in europe.. Heskey got picked over Agbonlahoor, Ash Young, D Bent.?? Heskeys got 12 goals in past THREE years!!
heskey is dog shit. simple trick, nearly falls over then blasts the cross into the stand. one on one with the keeper and hts the keeper falls onto our captain and breaks him.............. i could go on. crouch holds up the ball better, he can head the ball, do basic skill and score goals i dont see the issue and also why heskey os even there
@papalolita Back in the day he has pace and could score. When he played for the team I support Leicester City he used to score 10+ goals a season and out pace loads of defenders. He was young then though and when he moved from Leicester he didn't seem to be the same again.
Rare miss.
Lazieb29 3 days ago
leave it to Heskey
texbevra1 1 week ago
Heskey Was a Legend
NEROGAMINGMAFIA 1 week ago
@NEROGAMINGMAFIA He was a great striker
NEROGAMINGMAFIA 1 week ago
This is a FAKE video.. Heskey NEVER MISSES
wahiditsme 2 weeks ago
He made Emile of it!
smurphrocks 3 weeks ago
whats the difference between heskey and the bp oil spill?
the bp oil spill actually posed a threat to america
chucknorristhe3rd 3 weeks ago
KSIO would've been proud if he scored... BUT NOW HESKEY IS GONNA RAPE US ALL!!!!!!
RickyTVproductions 1 month ago
Heskey is the new Stankovic.
Hardy20101 1 month ago
HAHA typical!
TalonMercenary 1 month ago
What's the difference between Emile Heskey and Madeleine McCann?
Maddy scored before she died
lukeizze 1 month ago
@lukeizze wow you need help mate
jackTKbrightside 1 month ago
He's still better than Torres
fabregesta 1 month ago 3
@fabregesta Torres won World cup and Euro,he has got trophies,fuck you
nurnando 1 month ago
KSI army
mamadioza 1 month ago 5
Good night sweet prince ;_;
Chriss1009 2 months ago
Rest in Peace Emile
HyperKhaver 2 months ago
R.I.P sweet prince
narutoLT 2 months ago
"shoot ya fucka" lmao.
Archsatanz 2 months ago
That was an amazing shot its just that upthrust is a bitch ;)
MDW6494 2 months ago
LIESSSSS ALL LIESSSS
zZEDMUIRZz 2 months ago
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AVFCsi02 2 months ago
wat are you all talking about? heskey has the skills, to pay the bills!
olliepfc94 2 months ago
@olliepfc94 but Twigg has the skills , to pay the mortgage! :D
QlimaXtreme 2 months ago
@QlimaXtreme too true, but can he cure aids? i think not
olliepfc94 2 months ago
We are shamed by this man. He's not good enough for the Noses now ....
thefelch1 2 months ago
SHOOT YE FOCKA
MrPololol 2 months ago
heskey is trash
camiteam10 2 months ago
@camiteam10 wtf?? no.
thejesp22 2 months ago
i saw heskey miss...to be honest i was expecting a 10 minute montage... Saw him put one out for a throw from 18 yds today
kakaisclass 2 months ago 2
Its funny how he's become one of the biggest names in football just from people mocking him !
14houghton91 3 months ago
@14houghton91 I only mock him due to him being a Villa player
jbutton113 2 months ago
shoot ya fucka!
pimpyomama8 3 months ago
still better than torres
SasiRedevil 3 months ago
heskey the new gomez ?
onlyDRECK 3 months ago
@onlyDRECK gomez is the new heskey
kakaisclass 2 months ago
bring heskey home
AndreiPlopeanu 3 months ago
he's got the skills, to pay the bills.
damofs2 3 months ago
He can even score SWEEEEEAAAAAAAATYYYYYYY GOOOOOAAAaAAALS
MrSmiley0804 3 months ago
Heskey was a good fisherman! He puts his fishes in the net, but not the ball
dramuse29 3 months ago
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dramuse29 3 months ago
fake
PesFreeKicks 3 months ago
When Heskey gets married to his wife, he can hear Misses Heskey, not Heskey Misses.
TrainerAlec 3 months ago
Emile Heskey doesn't miss
MrElbombostico 3 months ago
They are naming the asteroid that missed earth by 200,000 miles Emile Heskey...
SuperCanisMajor 3 months ago
the sexual tension between hesky and the goal
boddies62 3 months ago
Heskey kommon u good.
Ingosibbason 3 months ago
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come on now, the heskey jokes are crossing the line.
unlike his shots.
redneksniper568 3 months ago
English football needs players like Heskey.
buzzerman2496 3 months ago
im the 100,000 viewer !!!! AIEE so honored
MyLifeCafe 3 months ago
He missed because of the ball.
xXRushOrDieXx 4 months ago
0:06 "SHOOT YOU FUCKER!"
LufcForLife123 4 months ago 58
@irategoblin 148 people disagree.
robert9369 4 months ago
OHHHHHHHHH YA BEAUTEEEEY WHAT A HIT WHAT A HIT
moutain321 4 months ago
that was a brilliant clearance from heskey!!
evelyniscute 4 months ago
i love how there are no racist comments
tundeeeee 4 months ago
@tundeeeee Love how that failed to ignite it lol
jrhj19942 3 months ago
heskey!! where are your sweat pants ?? xDDD
GaNgStAr747380 4 months ago
He is a poop
ShwaneyDouglas 4 months ago
Haha
ShwaneyDouglas 4 months ago
Heskey has the skills to pay the BILLS !! :D
AEOEVIL 4 months ago
New NFL shooter :D
omkar415star 4 months ago
Heskey has the skills to pay the bills and he can score SOME SWEATY GOAAAALS :D
ONEANDONLYMAXiHD 4 months ago 4
Keep pressing 5 :D
DPskrillex98 4 months ago
@DPskrillex98 6
fireskin0 4 months ago
i'll have you all know, heskey is a genious of a footballer and will go down as a legend when he retires, he's pure class. no hate for heskey!
xXParkyyXx 4 months ago
He Can Score SWEAAAAAAAATYYYYYY GOAAAAALS (Y)!
o0Tantawi0o 5 months ago 6
@o0Tantawi0o KSI<3
xXParkyyXx 4 months ago
Emile plans to open a pub when he retires – because he's great at putting shots over the bar.
TheAtomicGlow 5 months ago 60
@TheAtomicGlow Buh Dun Chish. lol.
11xChelsea 5 months ago
This is normal
MrDhaflaoui 5 months ago
He a fast blackman!! :D
TripplexXx96 5 months ago 8
hahaha i remember that game i was in the stand behind the goal.. i think it was 4-1 can nistleroy played for us back then.. i remember that miss! all the united fans started singing HESKEY FOR ENGLAND!
BenniBoyImp 5 months ago
@BenniBoyImp No they didnt cause united fans dont sing, there just full of tourists.
MillwallJack4eva 5 months ago
@MillwallJack4eva haha
byClasicoh 5 months ago
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heskey (england) - 7 goals ( 62 app)
José Luis Chilavert ( paraguay )- 8 goals ( 56 app )
René Higuita ( columbia ) - 8 goals ( 68 app )
But dear Heskey , the last two players were "goalkeepers" ...
ileri97 6 months ago
..he seriously aimed at the bottom corner of the post and positioned himself toplace the ball...he striked in exact power but due to wind,tsunami in japan,earthquakes the ball went high up..
gamernihad 6 months ago 6
Oh he made a emile out of that
FiTNESSisKEY 6 months ago 2
@FiTNESSisKEY I see what you did there!
GooseberryMk3 5 months ago
h is not tht bad he is more of a winger than a striker and he can give good assists, he is just not meatn to be a striker
vasilis360 6 months ago
riots in london startd when redknapp decided 2 sign heskey,riots in birmingham startd when he reversed his decision
gamernihad 6 months ago 2
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Emile Heskey (England) 62 caps, 7 goals.
Rene Higuita (Colombia) 68 caps, 8 goals.
Jose Luis Chilavert (Paraguay) 74 caps, 8 goals.
Unlucky Emile, the other two are goalkeepers...
spacernger 6 months ago
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nejirules77 6 months ago
Well-in Heskey!
igotscamed1 6 months ago
united pays birmingham if heskey plays
tomforeholte 6 months ago
I feel sorry for him at times
xXcarnage06Xx 6 months ago 4
haha
FingerElevenRULEZ 6 months ago
THERE'S ONLY ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EMILE HESKEY!
MrHtafc4eva 6 months ago 3
heskey (england) - 7 goals ( 62 app)
José Luis Chilavert ( paraguay )- 8 goals ( 56 app )
René Higuita ( columbia ) - 8 goals ( 68 app )
But dear Heskey , the last two players were "goalkeepers" ...
karthikmilan42004 6 months ago 53
@karthikmilan42004 i love how u stole the comment
buffonmyhero1 6 months ago
@karthikmilan42004 Chilavert was a motherfuckin legend
ThermalNero 2 months ago
Even the best make mistakes
EmileHeskeyIsbeast 6 months ago 7
its funny how people say hes not good, but its even more funny when most people wont even make it in professional football
realmadridfan4 6 months ago 3
emile heskey went on a shooting spree in birmingham.....no one was hit.
TheRVP11 7 months ago 119
Emile Heskey plans to open a pub when he retires - because he's great at putting shots over the bar.
slimshady270 7 months ago 105
@slimshady270 Lol that's a good one
let2118 7 months ago
@slimshady270 you got that from the sun
azsman111 4 months ago
you actually expected him to score
lookie1992 7 months ago 2
LMFAO doesn't get any better hahaha!!!
Y0uA1ntR34dy 7 months ago
even the great emile heskey has his off day
damod15 7 months ago 5
@damod15 you best pray in your sleep tonight you were being sarcastic.
hazza22000 7 months ago
@hazza22000 in no way what so even am i being sarcastic you may not like this next of but i think heskey is better than the world class duo crouch and bendtner
damod15 7 months ago
Emile Heskey. Sponsored by Nike.
Tangointheface 7 months ago
Emile Heskey, Destroying the souls of Premierleague defenders since 1995.
JokemonJourney 7 months ago
emile heskey jokes are crossing the line!!!!! unlike his shots haha
N01MANUTDSUPPORTER 7 months ago 4
hes a black version of wayne rooney!
Hydro2oo9 7 months ago
HESKEY = TOP NOTCH STRIKER. I MEAN LOOK AT THAT STRIKE. WHAT A HET SON. WHAT A HET.
LightningDonkey 8 months ago 8
and that was Heskey's best shot
TheSteveboh 8 months ago 8
A drunken 4 year old could aim and Kick better than this arse hole why should he get payed millions to play like shit.
xxHoLtStAz 8 months ago
shoot ya focker!
xXSPAZZOXx15 8 months ago
he was good for us at LFC.
bananaman22 8 months ago
Pure class on grass
xCOPELANDxSXE 8 months ago
how is this man a professional footballer?
melbournearsenal 8 months ago
search 'heskey's goal' on youtube, results not found. when i typed heskey's miss, my computer froze for a day
TheGyij 8 months ago 6
HE'S BIG, HE'S LANKY, HE LOOKS LIKE MR HANKEY EMILE HESKEY
PhilLovesThrash 8 months ago
Heskey-3
X0dynamiteX0 8 months ago
rotfl
catalinaguerrero 8 months ago
Heskey is god.
ryzaere 8 months ago
He's still the best player in the world, far better than rent boy Messi
19Wylds95 8 months ago 6
why pass it to emile fuckin heskey lol
JLLproductions 8 months ago
"Shoot ya fucker" haha
NottinghamForest22 8 months ago
@NottinghamForest22 he says heskey ya fucker. noob
MrKjc100 8 months ago
What's the difference between the BP oil spill and Heskey? The oil spill posed a threat to the United States.
Gretsch784 9 months ago 13
hahahahahaha this is why i love football, not for the skill or passion of the game.. but to see hesky earn so much money for playing so badly :D
jim191185 9 months ago 2
ronaldo has missed a worse shot... heskey is a terrible player i am not going to lie but the ball was bobbling
WhosAyden 9 months ago
somebody's made 17 youtube accounts
whitenoise97 9 months ago
LMAO
MrMegafifa 9 months ago
What do you get if you cross a ball and Emile Heskey?
A goal kick.
dane123ization 9 months ago 15
I couldn't stop laughing when he went "shoot ya fucker" LOL.
AstonVilla82thebest 11 months ago 6
he sucha sht player
264ash 11 months ago
A prisoner on Death Row in Utah has been allowed to choose his firing squad. He has chosen Heskey.
robert9369 1 year ago 149
@robert9369 I take it he missed with that shot aswell then lol.
AVFCsi02 4 months ago
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robert9369 1 year ago
couldnt u see he was under pressure from the gohst behind him??
Dodomctoto 1 year ago
Emile Heskey, after playing his game of football in the English Premier league.
He goes back to his million pound home, in his very expensive new car, to his hot fiancee whom he has sex with, he then relaxes in his thousands of pounds bed, watching MOTD and hearing jokes about how 'bad' he is a player.
Ye, jokes on him.
JozefBywalec18 1 year ago 6
What's the difference between the BP oil spill and Heskey? The oil spill posed a threat to the United States
TheKingdan12 1 year ago
It'll be nice for Emile when he weds Chantelle Tagoe. It'll make a change to hear "Mrs Heskey" instead of "Heskey misses".
TheKingdan12 1 year ago 4
omg that miss was horrible
anelka10 1 year ago
Emile plans to open a pub when he retires - because he's great at putting shots over the bar.!!!
anubhavbvm 1 year ago 7
Thats special
matthewJmaloy 1 year ago
Never understood how he became a footballer, seriously. His goalscoring record is a complete joke.
SerrAven 1 year ago
@SerrAven you dont use heskey for his goalscoring! he was never going to be prolific
jdthunder666 1 year ago
@jdthunder666 Yeah but he at least should know how to make a decent shoot and also he's so clumsy with the ball as well. The only good attribute he has is his strength and semi decent aerial threat but let's face it, with that body who wouldn't be good at the air? There's many people out there who play football as a hobby that are twice as good as him.
SerrAven 1 year ago
@SerrAven he isnt as awful at shooting as people say, playing well for villa this year! and look at his club stats for liverpool, leicester. as for the people who play for a hobby, well why arent the playing in the premier league and for england!
jdthunder666 1 year ago
Heskey is shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit. Always was shit shit shit shit shit shit. And for all those that go on saying he was great at assists etc, well his playing title is striker, strikers score goals and he scored fuck all. He not called an assister, he is a shit striker.
tricastlgs 1 year ago
he is a freakin target man for got sake !
look at his assists
pranksters2009 1 year ago
I bet you had to scour the annuls of football history to find footage of hesky missing.
makky123 1 year ago
You already know anyways coming up to the next international tournaments if we've still got a foreign manager for England we are losing the remainders.
resilienceman 1 year ago
Did i hear someone say "Shoot ya fucker!" O_O?
dani3002el 1 year ago
A little bird told me that Heskey is more like a English messi
chikogrunge 1 year ago
heskey is a cunt
lionhart3001 1 year ago
Shoot ya fucker
zazzko5 1 year ago 191
@zazzko5 thats not what he says noob
MrKjc100 8 months ago
oh Heskey, the great memories :D
FatPizza56 1 year ago
The only donkey that England will ever have
fchoudhury13 1 year ago
fucking ugly bastard brainless nigger call Heskey
matburit 1 year ago
oi dick head. heskey is fucking useless. he is an embarrassment to england and any club he plays for. he shouldn't be alive, let alone playing football.
dan85taylor1 1 year ago
heskey is a bag of shite 7 goals in 60 odd games is a disgrace for a forward. thick fucks who jumped on the heskey is great bandwagon after a decent performance agaisnt an eastern european nothing country need to look at peter crouchs record. one crouch atleast scores, two he also worries defenders, three he doesnt fall over all the time. heskey u will not be missed
bassliner90 1 year ago
@bassliner90 AMEN!
Kingdan1010 1 year ago
SHIT
FreemansMindFan101 1 year ago
only thing good about Heskey is his wife.. Chantelle Tagoe, sexy!
konartis5 1 year ago
complete utter shit Heskey is, he do ok for a mediocre club in the prem league not for a top club and never for England, i told u he offers f all, so what he holds the ball up, then does what? passes it on, he not got great pass, vision, technique,, rooney holds the ball up jus as good, can see much more and execute the pass 10x better.. Heskey is basic, beyond basic, never scores, jus a big lump that gets his weight, offers nothing, 1 good game in 10 and u think he's good enough for England??
konartis5 1 year ago
heskey is total fucking shit.
jhwoasis93 1 year ago
Heskey is the worse play to ever put on an England shirt, the cunt injured Rio Ferdinand in training cus he so big and clumbsy, making Rio miss the world cup, making us use UPSON!! as his replacement.. Upson!! who plays for a team fighting relegation, who would never be able to play champions leahue football yet we turn to him because Heskey injured Ferdinand, one of the best defenders in europe.. Heskey got picked over Agbonlahoor, Ash Young, D Bent.?? Heskeys got 12 goals in past THREE years!!
konartis5 1 year ago
SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SHHHITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TheGamanic 1 year ago
heskey is dog shit. simple trick, nearly falls over then blasts the cross into the stand. one on one with the keeper and hts the keeper falls onto our captain and breaks him.............. i could go on. crouch holds up the ball better, he can head the ball, do basic skill and score goals i dont see the issue and also why heskey os even there
commensence1 1 year ago
Heskey is a sack of shit. Big and black, but instead of emulating Drogba, plays like a schoolboy.
His so-called 'pace' is highly overrated and exaggerated.
papalolita 1 year ago
@papalolita Back in the day he has pace and could score. When he played for the team I support Leicester City he used to score 10+ goals a season and out pace loads of defenders. He was young then though and when he moved from Leicester he didn't seem to be the same again.
Andyc18 1 year ago
He has had a lot of ball time in SA but the only thing he has produced are turds in the toilet after the matches. SHIT.
KatanaKenn 1 year ago
Heskey's a fucking leg-end!
HBKrosseyed 1 year ago
stupid people dont get heskey. you expect a goalscorer if your a striker well heskey is the one that holds the ball up, he is technically a genius
ahoe06 1 year ago
i wonder how this fucking goriila heskey managed to escape from the zoo
matburit 1 year ago
He could beat you up with his big cock
WhoLueYou 1 year ago
I don´t blame goalie Green at all for the USA draw, it was Heskey that should be singled out as not being able to score a goal.
stoob1969 1 year ago