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  • Rare miss.

  • leave it to Heskey

    

  • Heskey Was a Legend

  • @NEROGAMINGMAFIA He was a great striker

  • This is a FAKE video.. Heskey NEVER MISSES

  • He made Emile of it!

  • whats the difference between heskey and the bp oil spill?

    the bp oil spill actually posed a threat to america

  • KSIO would've been proud if he scored... BUT NOW HESKEY IS GONNA RAPE US ALL!!!!!!

  • Heskey is the new Stankovic.

  • HAHA typical!

  • What's the difference between Emile Heskey and Madeleine McCann?

    Maddy scored before she died

  • @lukeizze wow you need help mate

  • He's still better than Torres

  • @fabregesta Torres won World cup and Euro,he has got trophies,fuck you

  • KSI army

  • Good night sweet prince ;_;

  • Rest in Peace Emile

  • R.I.P sweet prince

  • "shoot ya fucka" lmao.

  • That was an amazing shot its just that upthrust is a bitch ;)

  • LIESSSSS ALL LIESSSS

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  • wat are you all talking about? heskey has the skills, to pay the bills!

  • @olliepfc94 but Twigg has the skills , to pay the mortgage! :D

  • @QlimaXtreme too true, but can he cure aids? i think not

  • We are shamed by this man. He's not good enough for the Noses now ....

  • SHOOT YE FOCKA

  • heskey is trash

  • @camiteam10 wtf?? no.

    

  • i saw heskey miss...to be honest i was expecting a 10 minute montage... Saw him put one out for a throw from 18 yds today

  • Its funny how he's become one of the biggest names in football just from people mocking him !

  • @14houghton91 I only mock him due to him being a Villa player

  • shoot ya fucka!

  • still better than torres

  • heskey the new gomez ?

  • @onlyDRECK gomez is the new heskey

  • bring heskey home

  • he's got the skills, to pay the bills.

  • He can even score SWEEEEEAAAAAAAATYYYYYYY GOOOOOAAAaAAALS

  • Heskey was a good fisherman! He puts his fishes in the net, but not the ball

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  • fake

  • When Heskey gets married to his wife, he can hear Misses Heskey, not Heskey Misses.

  • Emile Heskey doesn't miss

  • They are naming the asteroid that missed earth by 200,000 miles Emile Heskey...

  • the sexual tension between hesky and the goal

  • Heskey kommon u good.

  • English football needs players like Heskey.

  • im the 100,000 viewer !!!! AIEE so honored

  • He missed because of the ball.

  • 0:06 "SHOOT YOU FUCKER!"

  • @irategoblin 148 people disagree.

  • OHHHHHHHHH YA  BEAUTEEEEY WHAT A HIT WHAT A HIT

  • that was a brilliant clearance from heskey!!

  • i love how there are no racist comments

  • @tundeeeee Love how that failed to ignite it lol

  • heskey!! where are your sweat pants ?? xDDD

  • He is a poop

  • Haha

  • Heskey has the skills to pay the BILLS !! :D

  • New NFL shooter :D

  • Heskey has the skills to pay the bills and he can score SOME SWEATY GOAAAALS :D

  • Keep pressing 5 :D

  • i'll have you all know, heskey is a genious of a footballer and will go down as a legend when he retires, he's pure class. no hate for heskey!

  • He Can Score SWEAAAAAAAATYYYYYY GOAAAAALS (Y)!

  • @o0Tantawi0o KSI<3

  • Emile plans to open a pub when he retires – because he's great at putting shots over the bar.

  • @TheAtomicGlow Buh Dun Chish. lol.

  • This is normal

  • He a fast blackman!! :D

  • hahaha i remember that game i was in the stand behind the goal.. i think it was 4-1 can nistleroy played for us back then.. i remember that miss! all the united fans started singing HESKEY FOR ENGLAND!

  • @BenniBoyImp No they didnt cause united fans dont sing, there just full of tourists.

  • ..he seriously aimed at the bottom corner of the post and positioned himself toplace the ball...he striked in exact power but due to wind,tsunami in japan,earthquakes the ball went high up..

  • Oh he made a emile out of that

  • @FiTNESSisKEY I see what you did there!

  • h is not tht bad he is more of a winger than a striker and he can give good assists, he is just not meatn to be a striker

  • riots in london startd when redknapp decided 2 sign heskey,riots in birmingham startd when he reversed his decision

  • Well-in Heskey!

  • united pays birmingham if heskey plays

  • I feel sorry for him at times

  • haha

  • THERE'S ONLY ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EMILE HESKEY! 

  • heskey (england) - 7 goals ( 62 app)

    José Luis Chilavert ( paraguay )- 8 goals ( 56 app )

    René Higuita ( columbia ) - 8 goals ( 68 app )

    But dear Heskey , the last two players were "goalkeepers" ...

  • @karthikmilan42004 i love how u stole the comment

  • @karthikmilan42004 Chilavert was a motherfuckin legend

  • Even the best make mistakes

  • its funny how people say hes not good, but its even more funny when most people wont even make it in professional football

  • emile heskey went on a shooting spree in birmingham.....no one was hit.

  • Emile Heskey plans to open a pub when he retires - because he's great at putting shots over the bar.

  • @slimshady270 Lol that's a good one

  • @slimshady270 you got that from the sun

  • you actually expected him to score

  • LMFAO doesn't get any better hahaha!!!

  • even the great emile heskey has his off day

  • @damod15 you best pray in your sleep tonight you were being sarcastic.

  • @hazza22000 in no way what so even am i being sarcastic you may not like this next of but i think heskey is better than the world class duo crouch and bendtner

  • Emile Heskey. Sponsored by Nike. 

  • Emile Heskey, Destroying the souls of Premierleague defenders since 1995.

  • emile heskey jokes are crossing the line!!!!! unlike his shots haha

  • hes a black version of wayne rooney!

  • HESKEY = TOP NOTCH STRIKER. I MEAN LOOK AT THAT STRIKE. WHAT A HET SON. WHAT A HET.

  • and that was Heskey's best shot

  • A drunken 4 year old could aim and Kick better than this arse hole why should he get payed millions to play like shit.

  • shoot ya focker!

  • he was good for us at LFC. 

  • Pure class on grass

  • how is this man a professional footballer?

  • search 'heskey's goal' on youtube, results not found. when i typed heskey's miss, my computer froze for a day

  • HE'S BIG, HE'S LANKY, HE LOOKS LIKE MR HANKEY EMILE HESKEY

  • Heskey-3

  • rotfl

  • Heskey is god.

  • He's still the best player in the world, far better than rent boy Messi

  • why pass it to emile fuckin heskey lol

  • "Shoot ya fucker" haha

  • @NottinghamForest22 he says heskey ya fucker. noob

  • What's the difference between the BP oil spill and Heskey? The oil spill posed a threat to the United States.

  • hahahahahaha this is why i love football, not for the skill or passion of the game.. but to see hesky earn so much money for playing so badly :D

  • ronaldo has missed a worse shot... heskey is a terrible player i am not going to lie but the ball was bobbling

  • somebody's made 17 youtube accounts

  • LMAO

  • What do you get if you cross a ball and Emile Heskey?

    A goal kick.

  • I couldn't stop laughing when he went "shoot ya fucker" LOL.

  • he sucha sht player

  • A prisoner on Death Row in Utah has been allowed to choose his firing squad. He has chosen Heskey.

  • @robert9369 I take it he missed with that shot aswell then lol.

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  • couldnt u see he was under pressure from the gohst behind him??

  • Emile Heskey, after playing his game of football in the English Premier league.

    He goes back to his million pound home, in his very expensive new car, to his hot fiancee whom he has sex with, he then relaxes in his thousands of pounds bed, watching MOTD and hearing jokes about how 'bad' he is a player.

    Ye, jokes on him.

  • What's the difference between the BP oil spill and Heskey? The oil spill posed a threat to the United States

  • It'll be nice for Emile when he weds Chantelle Tagoe. It'll make a change to hear "Mrs Heskey" instead of "Heskey misses".

  • omg that miss was horrible

  • Emile plans to open a pub when he retires - because he's great at putting shots over the bar.!!!

  • Thats special

  • Never understood how he became a footballer, seriously. His goalscoring record is a complete joke.

  • @SerrAven you dont use heskey for his goalscoring! he was never going to be prolific

  • @jdthunder666 Yeah but he at least should know how to make a decent shoot and also he's so clumsy with the ball as well. The only good attribute he has is his strength and semi decent aerial threat but let's face it, with that body who wouldn't be good at the air? There's many people out there who play football as a hobby that are twice as good as him.

  • @SerrAven he isnt as awful at shooting as people say, playing well for villa this year! and look at his club stats for liverpool, leicester. as for the people who play for a hobby, well why arent the playing in the premier league and for england!

  • Heskey is shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit. Always was shit shit shit shit shit shit. And for all those that go on saying he was great at assists etc, well his playing title is striker, strikers score goals and he scored fuck all. He not called an assister, he is a shit striker.

  • he is a freakin target man for got sake !

    look at his assists 

  • I bet you had to scour the annuls of football history to find footage of hesky missing.

  • You already know anyways coming up to the next international tournaments if we've still got a foreign manager for England we are losing the remainders.

  • Did i hear someone say "Shoot ya fucker!" O_O?

  • A little bird told me that Heskey is more like a English messi

  • heskey is a cunt

  • Shoot ya fucker

  • @zazzko5 thats not what he says noob

  • oh Heskey, the great memories :D

  • The only donkey that England will ever have

  • fucking ugly bastard brainless nigger call Heskey

  • oi dick head. heskey is fucking useless. he is an embarrassment to england and any club he plays for. he shouldn't be alive, let alone playing football.

  • heskey is a bag of shite 7 goals in 60 odd games is a disgrace for a forward. thick fucks who jumped on the heskey is great bandwagon after a decent performance agaisnt an eastern european nothing country need to look at peter crouchs record. one crouch atleast scores, two he also worries defenders, three he doesnt fall over all the time. heskey u will not be missed

  • @bassliner90 AMEN!

  • SHIT

  • only thing good about Heskey is his wife.. Chantelle Tagoe, sexy!

  • complete utter shit Heskey is, he do ok for a mediocre club in the prem league not for a top club and never for England, i told u he offers f all, so what he holds the ball up, then does what? passes it on, he not got great pass, vision, technique,, rooney holds the ball up jus as good, can see much more and execute the pass 10x better.. Heskey is basic, beyond basic, never scores, jus a big lump that gets his weight, offers nothing, 1 good game in 10 and u think he's good enough for England??

  • heskey is total fucking shit. 

  • Heskey is the worse play to ever put on an England shirt, the cunt injured Rio Ferdinand in training cus he so big and clumbsy, making Rio miss the world cup, making us use UPSON!! as his replacement.. Upson!! who plays for a team fighting relegation, who would never be able to play champions leahue football yet we turn to him because Heskey injured Ferdinand, one of the best defenders in europe.. Heskey got picked over Agbonlahoor, Ash Young, D Bent.?? Heskeys got 12 goals in past THREE years!!

  • SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SHHHITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!

  • heskey is dog shit. simple trick, nearly falls over then blasts the cross into the stand. one on one with the keeper and hts the keeper falls onto our captain and breaks him.............. i could go on. crouch holds up the ball better, he can head the ball, do basic skill and score goals i dont see the issue and also why heskey os even there

  • Heskey is a sack of shit. Big and black, but instead of emulating Drogba, plays like a schoolboy.

    His so-called 'pace' is highly overrated and exaggerated.

  • @papalolita Back in the day he has pace and could score. When he played for the team I support Leicester City he used to score 10+ goals a season and out pace loads of defenders. He was young then though and when he moved from Leicester he didn't seem to be the same again.

  • He has had a lot of ball time in SA but the only thing he has produced are turds in the toilet after the matches. SHIT.

  • Heskey's a fucking leg-end!

  • stupid people dont get heskey. you expect a goalscorer if your a striker well heskey is the one that holds the ball up, he is technically a genius

  • i wonder how this fucking goriila heskey managed to escape from the zoo

  • He could beat you up with his big cock

  • I don´t blame goalie Green at all for the USA draw, it was Heskey that should be singled out as not being able to score a goal.