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  • FUCK THAT I WOULDA BEEN LIKE GOD ONLY I WOULDNT BE WALKIN ON WATER ID BE FUCKING RUNNING LOL

  • Any doctors out there? Can you explain how a guy can survive with no brain and four balls?

  • Bruce Lee would just jump in the water and own it !

  • i dont think hes a surfer because as you can tell there are no waves

  • You got balls, dude.

  • shark was afraid of this guys massive balls

  • so what happened? did the guy get ripped in pieces and the cam was found on the ground of the ocean or what? fuckin crazy!!!!! what the fuck is wrong with you.. nice though..

  • So.... where does the vs. come into play herE?....

  • I wish they could kill all the sharks im fucken scared to go surfing cause them f ckers

  • i shat D:

  • thats so close to shore

  • LUNCH!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Fuck that

  • This Guy Has The Balls !

  • Mute Ear phone D:!!!

  • wow!!! that's awesome!

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  • lol i would have Shi@ my pants

  • That is unbelievable that he could just sit there and videotape it without passing out.

  • Time to paddle dude!

  • Did you know that sharks can only attack you if your wet?

  • this guy is.. aah shit just took an arrow to the knee

  • Just to be sure there are two sharks right? At least 15 feet

  • All i can say is.. youve got balls.

  • More balls than brains

  • I actually wanted to put your huge balls in my mouth but then I realized that not even one would fit in.

  • i love the silence...

  • I know the music that was going through his head at the time...

    du dum

    ....

    du dum

    ....

    DUM dum dum dum DUM dum dum dum

    DUM DUM DUM DAADA DAAAAAAAA

  • dude....he's HUGE!

    

  • Reminds me of the movie "The Reef."

  • wat the fuck is wrong with you OxO thats a mother fuckn shark u must be stupid as shit

    not to try and surf away BUT to FILM it

  • didn't know remi surfed

  • This is the most scary vid i've ever seen on youtube

  • ur fuckin crazy! aren't u freakin' scared?

  • oh wow :D

  • No Problem for me. I would have shittin so fast and much, the shark couldn´t have seen me.

    Good lord, that was scary.

  • u one crazy mofo dude. I would have been shitting my pants.

  • your brave dud awseome

  • omgggggggggg 

  • Why did this simple YouTube vid have my heart beating WTF dude has balls! Thanks for the vid to watch!

  • the sharks hate him !! 

  • 0:33 *shits on pants*

  • that's nuts..the pectoral fins point downwards before attack...just exactly how that shark was.

  • Brave... dude..!

  • That bloke is fucking crazy

  • I hope that board is nom-proof.

  • ive surfed this place before, i was so sketched out cause there was tons of dolphins around

  • Amazing ! Im sure there are many people who come close to these animals every day and never even know it.

  • thumbs up if the noise of the water is pissing you off and just want to see the shark eat the surfer

  • Thumbs up if you paused are clicked different parts because you were scared :D

  • That thing is beautiful, it swims so effortlessly. Just avoid the business end and you're in great shape to view something so awesome and rare!

  • Tbf though they seem more docile and majestic in this video, a real contrast to the Media/Hollywood version, reminds you there not evil killing machines

  • This video alone shits me up if I was out there I would act like prey by panicing and get myself eaten

  • There has occured a typing error here, its Norris not Patterson.

  • If I saw that shit...

    I dunno.

  • WTF.........

    

  • We are just fish food...Sssplash...

  • Well at least it wasnt actually a surfboard cause then he would be screwed lol

  • Holy shit!

  • Oh God! That's like my worst nightmare! In the middle of open water surrounded by Great freaking white sharks ! LOL

  • he probably think they dont do anything but I have seen some videos where white sharks bite into boats to test it. so it is really dangerous!

  • i lifeguard at that beach. doing the buoy swim the next day was not fun

  • very dumb.....

  • balls of steel or chuck norris on the surfboard?!

  • get tha fuck out here

  • the sound of the splashing water makes me pee

    

  • stand up paddle surfer ?? looks like a canoe to me !!!

  • @xdustinpattonx its a type of stand up board

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  • The shark's thinking "That guy's fuckin' crazy! I'm outa here"

  • @winterka100 lol all that shark is thinking now is food hahaha

  • The worst part would be the swim back just knowing that thing is swimming under you somewhere..FUCK THAT!

  • @smokethmgoods Well, except the guy went out there on PURPOSE because he knew the shark was there. This video was on CNN.com. Also, if you paid attention at all you see he wasn't swimming.

  • I would have defecated in my shorts then threw it at him .....

  • iLike That Watery Noise , Idk Why lol

  • damnnn thats scary as hell. was there more than one shark or just one? but damn that was close as shit! thats awesome though but foreal i woulda cried.

  • Fuck that man !

  • i woould have been so scared if that was me

  • Did you see that tail thrust at the end? Holy crap!!!!

  • What a great experience.

  • such an amazing animal.

  • this guy has a HUGE BALLS!

  • El Stupeede !!

  • GET ON YOUR DANG BOARD AND SWIM YOUR LIFE OFF TO SHORE! that would be all.

  • this guy was probably like ... ( turns around sees huge ass fucking shark O _ O) " OK DONT FUCKING PANIC NOW ... JUST IN CASE LET ME PULL OUT MY CAMERA AND RECORD THE LAST FEW SECONDS OF MY LIFE "

  • lucky**, lol.

  • Lucy it wasnt a tiger shark.

  • such a beautiful creature. But watching it I found myself rubbing my hands up and down my face slowly and groaning."Only a surfer knows the feeling".

  • damn hope he's ok

  • ok, thats it, im never going into the ocean again !

  • He's lucky the shark was just curious, not hungry.

  • fuck that

  • yeah, approximately 100 humans being attacked by sharks yearly. 99 of them were doing shit like this. and in the end, they kill the sharks because a human got attacked

  • looks like the world is like curved

  • the sound of the water is relaxing.

  • i would totally fuck tht shark. mad sexy

  • oh my god you have lot guts

  • This guy could use the sheer size and strength of his balls as a weapon if the sharks got too close, but then again, balls that big slapping the water would cause a fucking tidal wave.

  • mans mind:wtf is that oo! a dolph- oh oh my thats a fuckin sharkO-O coooooool

  • I'll tell you what, one of those sharks might take a bite out of me, but I guarantee they would get a large mouthful of feces when they did. Trust me, there would be plenty of it.

  • he must be Chuck Norris...

  • dat is nuts

  • this guy is way more ripped than the shark in real life he would kick its ass

  • Fark. That's where I learned to surf!

  • sharks like u lunch ??? surfers like uummm no sharks ok bye dude

  • Why did the shark get scared at the end?

    People surf in these waters? lmao crazy shit

  • @Shorty20122012

    He probably had a terrible odor. You know how sharks have a sharp sense of smell.

  • Thumbs up if you paused to read the comments first xD

  • I would shit brix!! 

  • i love the sound of the water

  • Brave my ass!!! If is Shark-Shield (google it) had stopped working during that, this would have been an entirely different video.

    LOL. Great Whites don't get startled and sprint AWAY from a easy dinner. Not without a little "ELECTRICAL" motivation.

  • If you look like a meal, act like a meal, you might just end up being a meal....I'm just saying.

  • The story I read was that he was out there same time the day before and saw sharks, no camera, so went out again this day same time and found them again.

  • Cause when I see great whites swarming me in the ocean I automatically think "I'm gonna stick my camera in the water and risk both it and my arm".

  • Balls of STEEL!

  • creeps me the fuck out every time i watch it and the flick of the tail at the end is awsome

  • Hats off to the person that filmed this. It was awesome!

  • WTF is he doing

  • amazing. this guy is truly gutsy. respect man!!!!!

  • FUCK THAT. me and my buddies were out two days ago in florida and two 8 to 10 foot sharks were thrashing around about 5 to 10 feet from us, we hauled ass back to shore. but a great white?! FUCKKKKKK THATTTT SHITTTT!

  • I'd be outta there so fast I'd be the 2nd person in history to walk on water, or in my case run.

  • Awesome video! Gorgeous pictures! And Great White sharks are sooooo cool!!!

  • You sir are CRAZY!!

  • honestly these sharks have been around for millions of years, and if they're approaching extinction, good fucking riddance. Even if they attack human beings rarely, its way too many times. They're majestic and powerful and everything but if we can't keep our beaches safe, fuck that shit.

  • @randomite88 If you take the apex predators out of the ocean then their prey will become too abundant (seals). Then all the seals will eat too much of whatever fish it is that they eat, and the lack of fish will mean that fish's prey will become too abundant and on and on down the chain. It messes everything up. And that's pretty much what we're doing with the shark massacres going on each year. It'll catch up to us eventually because people are so short sighted.

  • @gwaine Just move on to improved seal hunting next... easy solution.

  • the they were clearly being stalked ...if that person stayed there a while longer it probably would have attacked....that was insane

  • through out the whole video i was like.... omgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomg.

    lol.

    mad props to the videor.

    (is that even the right word? lol)

  • man when i first saw the outline of that beauty all i wanted to hear was the jaws theme lol

  • well thats why they paddleboard. 

  • Shit...

  • fuck that shit.

  • why does he have a paddle if thats a surfboard? awesome video!

  • lol, sharks don't eat humans

  • balls of steel

  • how do this guy's balls fit on his surfboard?

  • @9494sm hes in a kayak someone changed the video title to surfboard

  • @posada37 it's not a kayak but it's not a surf at all, maybe windsurf or other stuff

  • @lrkds it is a kayak theres another video of this and said kayaker meets great white. and was added a year before this video. theres a camra on the end of the padle thats why its semi croked

  • @posada37 anyway it's dangerous....

  • @lrkds haha i know man

  • @9494sm It's not a surfboard. But he still has incredible-sized balls. And it looks like he is there alone :O

  • @9494sm there is plenty of empty room in his head

  • balls to you sir

  • Sharks are so badass.

  • alright lets be real when i first heard about white sharks being in so cal i was so stocked fuck ya... most beautiful animal on the planet... mad respect to chuck.... mad respect to the whites... ps i heard this was on the news... but i cant seem to find it... please send me the link someone thanx...

  • In related news, Chuck Patterson shit his boardshorts. News at 11. Well done, man!

  • After recording dont forgot to paddle for ur life dude

  • Just goes to show how the media demonizes sharks and make them seem like evil, bloodthirsty killers. Its true that they are one of the most effective predators on this planet, but they are majestic and beautiful animals that very rarely attack people.  If people were able to understand this better maybe we wouldnt be killing thousands every year, slowly dwindling their population to extinction

  • DUDE THIS SHIZZ IS NOT COOOOL!! UR PLAYIN WIT YO LIFE MATE!!

  • Wow awesome Vid ! This should remind people that sharks are obviously not out to attack people. Im sure sharks have been very close to swimmers and surfers many many times without the people even knowing it.

  • You see? That shark could've attacked, they're just very curious animals...just like this man! OMG you have balls! Great job!

  • At first i thought he was on a shortboard not a stand up !!!!! gutz brotha

    if ur legs were dangling they wood have been food prob

  • Whoa! It's beautiful. I wasn't scared. I'd do that myself. Still you are braver than most people

  • I bet the water arround your surfboard was a little yellow :-) RESPECT dude...

  • after seeing JAWS,I thought the surfer was gonna be shark shit.

  • my jaw is still on the floor. lol surfing is about communing with nature but when nature's lean mean killing machine decides im even a little bit more exciting than ANYTHING else out there then its time to bow out, cheers mate for staying calm and giving us a great youtube video!

  • so yeah.... i film great whites circling around my board just for FUN!!!!!!! S.S.D.D..... LOL

  • Guys don't you see it's a great white shark! They are deadly if you bring harm to it or sudden movements.

  • Fuck that shit...

  • Aww, Baby was just curious.

  • i have to admit. the dude's got BALLS!! props man

  • He must have a real wide stance on that board to accommodate his massive testicles!

  • crazzzzzy man...Ill stick to fresh water lakes after seeing this"""

  • This man is the realest person I know. I woulda shit all over myself!

  • he's obviously an ocean veteran, no sudden movements, splashing, or panic.

  • Thumbs up if CTFXC borught you here

  • not surfer a canoer

  • @aussiesistersxo its called stand up paddling :-)

  • what's green and floats around at the bottom of the ocean?

    shark shit

    & no, i don't respect you, i just hope you get bitten in half, because you're are a moron

  • @russo10 maybe you dont have any balls,hahahaha... scared like a chicken...

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