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  • this is hilarious:D and looks pretty real

  • jUSTIN HAS JUST BEEN KILLED IN AN A CAR ACCIDENT . THIS IS TRAGIC.

  • i fucking love you!

  • LMAOO u guyz are funny 

  • this kid needs to get hit by a bus. this was great

    ps, i hope i get hit by a bus

  • I don't hate Justin, I hate his fans, they can very well be the weirdest humans alive.

  • I bet if this was true than more people would know about it I think some guy paid alotta money to get a beiber face and wig and there was two justin beibers,.....

  • LOL! that's a really GOOD fake information... lol

  • FAKE

  • @Gleegirl4739 No shit, Sherlock!

  • SO FAKE !!!!!!!

  • was playing GW I just told them that I heard Justin Bieber is a 50 yr pedo and the fans got pretty defensive.lol.. didn't bother telling them that I got it from the onion, just want to see how deeply they adore him and will fight for him tooth to nail.

  • This is so true

  • oh, i wish this was real!

  • lol 1:44 "he asked me to pee all over him" lol nice one

  • only if he was a pedo in jail... he would act like a baby...

  • LOL. BEST VID EVER.

  • Thats to funny i love him and justins teeth are bigger and straiter and who has ever heard of the "Onion News Network" lol people stop freaking out trust me justin is his cute young self trust me. :)

  • (Insert a joke about JB's Penis size)

  • justin sucks

  • lol, it would be funny if it was atchully on the news!

  • @jlsandtwilightlovers Actually*

  • LMAO That is so funny!!!

  • Jokee :D:D

  • I FUDGING KNEW IT!

  • What kind of name is ONN?? I nvr heard of that brfore....that fucking black who make fun JB! I make sure u die and go to hell! The pedophille doesnt even look like JB!

  • Why is this broadcast set in the USA? JB is Canadian.............

  • 36 children was molested. KILL BIEBER BEFORE MORE ARE MOLESTED!

  • Hahaha JUSTIN BIEBER 51 YR OLD PEDO. GO THROUGH PUBERTY YOU GAY FUCK hehe

  • justin gayboy

  • no dont take him to jail,hang him up and put boiling hot water all over him then beat the hell out of him with a baseball bat,people like him never do it ever again thats one thing I do not like at all thats pedo's what fun do we get out of children duuuuuuuuuuuu

  • lol funniest shit eva :)

  • @2bad66 he just joking can't you tell you retard

  • lolz at the fact that i hate him and that idiot girls are believing this... but i don't think its all that funny more the fact that they make fun of molestation when its a serious subject... and making a "9 yr old" say that isn't kool. There really ARE crazy pedos like this, so this isn't that funny. But seriously you dumb girls, IT IS FAKE it says Onion News Network... maybe you don't know what onions look like or what lip syncing looks like -.- dumb dumbs.but rlly pedos rnt funny

  • if anyone belives this irrs just stupid tbh !

  • Shut up u dicks hating is bad for ur health

    :@

  • i knew it lol funny vid

  • i dnt lyke this at all!! this aint funni!!

  • jb is too cute to look like dat man

  • Hes DEAD HE DIED!!

  • haha cool video^^

  • I Hate this joke....

  • LMAO 

  • he is 16!!!!!!

  • haha, i could accutally beleive this 2 be real, even tho its from onion :L

  • @PeRs0nQ Me to..

  • This is fucking hilarious!

  • Justin Bieber is a stuck up fake little toe rag, LOL JK he's a 51 year old pedophile - oh wait he's both! =D

  • @eddiemarriott screw you, you hate justin thats ur problem but his fans will always be there to defend him cause he is to busy making money that you can never make (:

  • terrible actors XD

  • Girls, it's a joke, stop having bitch fits. If you weren't so fucking dumb you would have known it was fake anyway as the so called television network is called "Onion News Network" now get back in the kitchen and make us men some sandwiches.

  • @Mikey00Kebab LOL! that made my day! But well, don't expect much from the female fans of age 13 or less :P Seriously if you are Beaver's (XD) fan and u believed it, you should be ashamed lol XD

  • @Mikey00Kebab Aren't you hilarious. No wonder you don't have a girlfriend. Sexist fuck.

  • @2bad66 LOL oh get a lifeeee. If a bitch can't take a joke, then a bitch shouldn't be up on here. Have a good dayyy. <3

  • @2bad66 I'm a girl and I agree with him. I love the sandwich jokes. judging by his comment, I'd date him

  • @Mikey00Kebab hahahahahahahaahahahahahahaha. Made My Year :L

  • @Mikey00Kebab

    SAMAGES ARE GOOD :)

  • Look at the date, 10/7/10 on sunday (11/21/10) he was reseving awards so how could he be areested, this is bullshit

  • @aleeejaaannndra No shit you fucking retard! This is a fucking joke! If you are dumb enough to think that the onion news network was trying to convince people that J. Biebs is a 51 year old pedo then they need to put you back into school so you can go to class in the portable out side of the real school.

  • Briljant

  • He is crap so he probly is this pedo

  • its all a lie coz if u fink about it everytime a new star comes out there are always rumors about them like Lady Gaga And Ciara having dicks :/ so this is obviously another stupid fake rumor

  • @SlackerAveguitarist seriously callin me a hore actually try it i will batter you you mahn x

  • lol *likes and favorite*

  • @SlackerAveguitarist YEA SURE MATE HOW IS THAT IF UR A GIRL AND YOU DONT LIKE JUSTIN BIEBER THEN THAT MAKES U A LESBO CAUSE HE IS A BOY U GOOOON!!!!!!!

  • This is so so so so fake. I love Justin Bieber so I think I would know if he was like a pedo x

  • Lmfaooooooooooo

  • hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­ha freaken  pedophile bitch! ;D

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  • This is fake!!!

    i feel sorry for him, because he is only like 16 or sumthing and sad people are making videos saying he's a 51 year old? i wud hate that!

  • It's not real.

    it's a fake video !

  • made my day :P

  • @damerli SHUT IT YOU GOON YOU HAVE TO BE GAY TO NOT LIKE JUSTIN BIEBER SO SHUT IT YOU POOF!

  • pethetic

  • NahNah, first it was believable but not really :S I wont beleive it if you dont have REAL proof

  • Haaa this is rather believable :P

  • Lies,Lies,Lies, all LIES!!!!!!

  • at first i was like WHOAAA!!!!! is this true!!! but yeah its fake.

  • stop making fake video's & scaring bieber fans away!

    it's really horrible what you are doing, stop.

    k? kthanks (:

  • YAY this made my day

  • one tht is a lie tmz doesnt have tht pic nd two ther is writtten proof tht 'ONN' is real but only spreads fake news just a jk so leave the poor boy alone

  • that is so fake nd wtf is onion news so to all the haters "u bob" nd another thing i just went in tmz ther is no photo of his face peelin atleast use sum fact when lying he is 16 now leave it alone cuz no 51 year old boy can sing tht hihg cuz really he looked so stupid lip singing

  • onion news exist stupid on other countries bitch horse

  • this shit is so fake

  • WTF? Do you guys seriously think this is real???? No Jb is not a 51 year old pedo. If he was, dont you think it will be all over the news..Everywhere.. For years!? Not just on some video on youtube? Its a fucking joke.. Laugh? Its kinda worrying how gullible some people are...

  • @George14PK ITS A FUCKING JOKE, YOU ORPHAN.

  • @xHaaaZe Suck my pooooo!!!!

  • @George14PK justin bieber is a piece o crap

  • @Guananiense so is your mum

  • @George14PK so how can you comment what this girl said

  • @George14PK I think you'll find that it's spelt "paedo"

  • @TheOneAndOnlyKlye sorry for the spelling mistake, but who really cares anyway

  • @jack98black I was just saying...

  • it's obviously real :| the fact that he sings songs only towards girl wtf is up with that? u know wat would makes sence? if he sang a boy version of if i wer a boy (e.g. if i wer a girl)

  • aww to bad this isnt real :(

  • I wonder what the REAL justin bieber thought about this.....

  • this funny and wired but soo fake justin is live at the vmas so fail ass holes

  • awsome !!!!!!!!!!!

  • OMFG

    FAIL FACE :DDDDDDDDDDDDD

  • It's really stupid, and of course it's suck

  • lololol this vid is soooo funny!!! XD i lol at this one because it's talking about justin!!!

  • LOL

  • And then he told me to pee all over him :D ahahahahahahahahahahahaha

  • thissssss is soooooo fake cause he just made a new song 2 days ago so hes not in jail and not 51

  • hahahahah u fucking ugly pedo justin bieber u ugly fuck hahahah justin bieber fans he is a dirty pedo hahah fucking pedo hahaahahahh

  • justin biebler is a nonce

  • KANKER MONGOLEN

  • ;/ haters r just sick ppl that have a low self esteem

  • Maan this is stupid! Cmon people this is soo fake. It was acted out and faked. Plus Justin has way diffrent teeth and how would he fake his home video of when he was like 5 in the begining of the trailer for his new movie. Get a life!!!

  • @soccer5cma everybodyy knows its fake. 1. its a joke 2. so what if its believeable its fuckingg funnyy. i LOVE justin bieber but this is soo funnyy!! :L

  • Uhmmm, I'd like to believe this, but frankly...I can't. That's just too ridiculous.

  • wish it was true =/

  • thats fuckin scary so is justin real

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  • zašto lažete?!? Why you are lieing!?! waarom is jy lieg?!? pse jeni të shtrirë?!? Niyə yalançı var?! Zergatik? Zara gezurretan! Чаму ты ляжыш?! Защо вие лъжете! Per què estàs mentint?! Proč jste lhal?! Hvorfor du lyver?! Waarom je liegt! Miks sa valetad?! Bakit ikaw ay nakahiga?!
  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! omg omg.... breathe.... i havent laughed this hard in a while

  • i can't understand why there aree soo bad people who do all these things!!they want to destroy justin bieber..they are JEALOUS and PATHETIC..JUSTIN BIEBER FOREVER!!!! <3

  • @XRISTINA9613 in ten years you'll be saying "whos Justin Bieber " you'll get over him just as fast as america got over New Kids on the block , Nsync, The backstreet boys and the jonas brothers. SERIOUSLY DON'T DENY IT

  • @lolskippy123 maybe

  • This is impossible! 'cause the one man of 51 years. can not play as a boy of 16, would have noticed long ago that he was a pedophile, eyes and teeth Justin and the pedophiles are different !.... Why lie??

  • @darmanovickabre you'd be surprised what doctors can do these days

  • Omg of course it's fake dumbass loads of people have commented that it's fake it's a joke get over it and you've done well onion news lol

  • I hate JB but that's fake...my friend showed me this and I was like yeah...sure. But when that kid said "and then, he asked me to pee all over him, I cracked up :)

  • if u find this funny-- you are a sick b@&/@^d..

  • 'and then he asked me to pee all over him' LMAO!

  • this made my day!! hahaha

  • lmao.. i really wish this was real! it's too funny!

    just thinking about how justin bieber'z mind workz givez me chillz .. the best part ever.. really cracked me up!

  • HAHAHAHAH.

  • Wow . This is so dumb . Its so faaakkeee .

  • This is stupid Mann!this would never in a million hers b true!they're just trying to make his career go down

  • what justin beiber song does that man sing?

  • well this all is fake onion news room lied this are doing this so they get money how meny people watch this they get money becausse the views its fakeeeeeeeeee

  • @safra1998 haha noooooo

    poor justin baby:D:D:Dahahah

    accept it he is a 51 years old pedophile:D:D

    haha fuck it^^

  • Pee all over him! Kinky ;D

  • this is what happens when you take a video from The Onion and put it on youtube... xD

  • fake

  • this is a lie

  • "and then he asked me to pee all over him.."

    XD

  • Is his real name Michael Colt or something ?

  • IS THIS REAL?????

  • @bossboy59 obviously not woww ur kinda retarded ...

  • @bossboy59 no

  • @bossboy59 tell me you're not serious..

  • That is one ugly mofo of a pedo.

  • LOL he looks like a bold hamster with a beard ROFL

  • poor Justin, he is so famous, that they imagine stories about the boy :P

  • the next place for justin...rehab LOOL

    5 STARS FOR THIS VIDEO!

  • HE DOESNT EVEN HAVE NICE HAIR!!!

  • Holy Crap this stuff is soo funny! like whoever created this video is freakin' brilliant! whoever u r, i love u! lmao

  • LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

  • How many calefare did they hire?

  • Is this fuck in real

  • @sebpwn2212 no, they just make bullshit for fun

  • oh hell i'm 12 but is this real or not is't so OMG -,-

  • @Xenia04753 it is real! the onion always makes real stories

  • I DONT CAN BELIVE THIS OMG OMG OMG im craing omg i love them sow mutch omg

  • lmfaoooooooooooooooo omg i love the person who made this :P !!!!!!

  • LOL at 0:31

    Bieber: (Speech to German fans)

    HAIL HITLA !!

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  • I wonder how JB react to this ahahahaha

  • Is real???

  • stephqueen1 how thw fuck dou learn from him?

  • LMFAO!!! If only this was true! That kid is a flake and can't sing worth GARBAGE!

    He sounds like a little girl. |D

  • HOLY SHIT