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  • @MrJoromekiq1  whatever you'd say.. I dont think messi is good enough.. LoLx

  • Great commentary aswell as magnificent Messi!

  • The commentator must have drank a redbull-vodka...

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  • thought it was me only who's having orgasm while watching Barcelona's football...

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  • HE'S OUT OF HIS FOOKING MIND -- 3:47

  • THE MOST RIDICULOUS COMMENTARY OF ALL TIME. Great goals, but seriously commentator. Get a grip. It's a game.

  • didnt give a shit about the football, that commentator did it all for me :')

  • This commentator is a Messi fanboy....someone get the tranquilisers next time he commentates a Barcelona game!

  • fuck messi!

    no literally fuck him poof commentator..

    u know u want to..

    cunt?!

  • More than a Footbal club! Long live Barca, from Germany.

  • 3:18 its like he got tasered

  • 3:18 jizzed all over his pants, that commentator is a nob n a half.

  • This commentator needs to get out of messi's ass! Perfection from messi. But an excellent goal from Malaga and its valdes' fault for making a mistake! Piss off

  • In what world is Valdes the best?

  • did the commentator say hes out of his fucking mind? 3:47 lool

  • american "soccer" channel list to make us seem good

    get a an idiotic english man check

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    shout and cry check

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  • is this commentary a joke?

  • hahahaha 3:18 jizzed his pants

  • That crazy commentator is definately a georgie.. doesnt sound american at all.

  • Americans clearly cant commentate football.

  • Who the fuck are these commentators

  • is that an american commenteator

    

  • "He's nothing less than the immaculate...conception."

    Hmmm.

  • Commentator needs to shut the hell up? Most goals were due to poor defending, especially the first... Yeah he ran past loads of players... But Bolt could do the same.. Just maybe not finish the shot as well lol

  • Commentator Crying?

  • i had to mute this video, the commentators were that fucking annoying

  • Jizz?

  • 3:16 commentator jizzes and lands in his eye or gets surprise but sex, btw messi is awesome but for the first goal all messi does is hits a header in space and the commentator makes it sound like his scored a bicycle kick or sumthin :)

  • For non-UK residents who are wondering why the commentator with the Geordie accent comes out with quotes like, “a gazelle amongst Cheetahs;” “a Doctor Spock, out of ‘is fooking mind;” “running like he’s got a food mixer down his shorts,” there are two explanations. 1) He has been drinking Newcastle Brown (very strong beer) since he was old enough to sniff glue, and 2) The Americans who pay him have no idea he’s an idiot... classic comedy mechanism... two idiots, one of which thinks he’s not!

  • For non-UK residents who are wondering why the commentator with the Geordie accent comes out with quotes like, “a gazelle amongst Cheetahs;” “a Doctor Spock, out of ‘is fooking mind;” “running like he’s got a food mixer down his shorts,” there are two explanations. 1) He has been drinking Newcastle Brown (very strong beer) since he was old enough to sniff glue, and 2) The Americans who pay him have no idea he’s an idiot... classic comedy mechanism... two idiots, one of which thinks he’s not!

  • JOHN FASHNU

  • i thought messi was overrated... then he scored his 3rd goal

  • 'like there was a food mixer in his pants!' What the hell??

  • Commentator = wanker

  • U guys that are comlaining about the commentators are idiots. They r te most exciting ones ever.

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  • last goal by messi was the best

  • no defense

  • Messi fanboy much

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  • "the gazelle running amongst cheetahs" WTF?

  • Someone needs to take this commentator for a walk, because he's a little overexcited...

  • that commentator is on it

    had a boner all through that match seeing messi

  • Hahahaha 3:16

    And after that the British commentator just goes mental, I am so glad he doesn't commentate for British TV :p

  • well that was.. fucking annoying

  • He's running like he's got a food mixer down his pans lol man

  • Americans know real football lol?

  • If Messi keeps this up, that commentator will be having all kinds of orgasms.

  • The analogies they make are retarded ....'gazelle running amongst cheetahs' and ' running like he's got a food mixer down his shorts' ...... O o

  • This is what we have to listen to in America...

  • i fucking muted this

  • 3:18

    

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  • "As a footballer you'd inject into yourself it would be Lionel Messi..." Nuff said...

  • 99 Heading on messi? lol

  • messi the best ¡

  • 1:32, sly bum pat? LOL

  • That announcer needs to smoke some weed

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  • Good thing you don't need hands to play soccer / football.

  • a gazelle running among cheetahs would get his ass eaten

  • It's a nice goal, but I don't think it's that " phenomenal "...

  • Brilliant he tried to say Guardiola`s full name last week and nearly died funny as though

  • messi = magic

    

  • RUNNING LIKE HE'S GOT A FOOD MIXER DOWN HIS SHORTS!!

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  • "RUNNING LIKE HES GOT A FOOD MIXER DOWN HIS SHORTS" how can you not like that???

  • Gotta love Ray Hudson's commentating

  • the commentary is awesome, "hes like dr spock...hes out of his vulcan mind"

  • Surprised the guy sitting beside him didn't smash him in the face

  • How can anyone not kiss Messi's ass? He is the best player in the world and the best player for the last 3 years or so

  • worst commentating I have ever heard

  • Lesson of the day: Never let americans commentate on football.

  • @CrazyChili8

    They are british

  • Did i hear him say 'messi I want to suck your dick'?

  • So annoying, I hate commentators like this kissing Messi's ass.

  • running like he has a food mixer down his shorts

  • Best team in the world

  • Pretty sure that casillas is the best keeper in the world. Valdes isn't even in the top five.

  • I mean these commentators are so fucking annoying. Their tounges are constantly rimming Barca's arseholes especially Messi. His first goal was awful defending. Free header in the box for Messi? I mean, how small is he? His next two were good yeah but there is no need to cum all over the floor for them. Gazelle running amongst Cheetahs? That doesn't make sense because Cheetahs hunt Gazelles. Also it was a fantastic finish for Malagas goal. Valdez one of the best keepers in the world? What? Moron.

  • Someone shut that Geordie up ffs

  • Is the co commentator the sid waddell of footy????

  • "Valdes is one of the best if not the best in the world" you must be f**king kiddin me?..he's the most overrated goalkeeper in the world...he's shit...these commentators are probably the most biased commentators I've ever seen...they scream for barca's goals like a girl but they say malaga's goal was luck...WTF

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  • "A gazelle amongst cheaters", "In warp speed Doctor Spock .......in warp speed" LOL stick to you f******* day job.

  • The cross was from adriano, NOT abidal....

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  • The British commentator is having an orgasm

  • "he's like Dr Spock, out of his Vulcan mind"

  • 4:15

  • I like Messi too, but the color commentator's gotta stop kissing Messi's ass and shut up.

  • best commentator i have ever heard

  • he'd get broken in the premiership ;)

  • holy shit man, someone calm down that commentator he's gonna get a fucking heart atack

  • I cant evn imagine how good Messi would be if he took drugs lol

  • Hudson absolute legend of a commentator....!

  • @ParkLaneYidos sure, hudson got his style as the great players he commented

  • if I had a food mixer down my shorts I wouldn't be running.

  • In warp speed dr. spook hahaha

  • messi is like a fast-forwarded person.

  • Why are the comentators getting such a boner over that first goal. Messi only scored a header when he wasn't getting marker, anyone else and they wouldn't of got that much of a boner about him

  • Messi is genius

    I'd like to watch him playing all the day

  • messi is a boom

  • Notice how Alexis Sanchez hits the guy in the face with the ball but it still goes in

  • Messi is a fucking master

  • Ronaldo will just score another hat trick next game he plays. No big deal.

  • @lolzpvp Yeah, probably all 3 in pk's

  • "dyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­a IM CUMMIN!!! "

  • Im not taking any credit away from Messi, but these comentators are all over his dick LOL

  • @awalwema THATS WHAT IM SAYING THEY NEED TO RELAX

  • @awalwema american commentators are a joke

  • @mindfuck12345

    Ray Hudson is british

  • i think Messi is all Barcelona

  • Those commentators are shit.

  • @RfcSnipez Lol ikr we need the arabs to go "GGGOOOOAAAALLLL!" when they score. xD

  • @RfcSnipez what's wrong with you clowns, the commentator is a legend, pure comedy

  • @RfcSnipez LOL ITS MALAGA

  • @RfcSnipez They are completely the opposite to shit! These commentators show emotion/excitement and exaggerate what is just a simple goal to something which is spectacular which completely adds to the excitement of the game. Commentators like Martin Tyler/Gary Neville/Geoff/Alan smith don't, which is why most of the televised football games these days are so uninteresting to watch.

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  • I dont really understand, why it's hard to prevent messi from make a goal? come on guys, he is one foot player..block his left..then he definitely will pass the ball.. is it sounds simple?

  • @GosH831 You are either an idiot, or somene who has never watched football in his life

  • 3:17 say whaaat

  • I know Messi is one of th best in history, even I am a fan of him, but would it hurt if defenders actually started defending and stop starring at him. Every defender in "La Liga" seems to be scared to get a sliding tackle on him, except Real Madrid defenders. I see this every time at the Classico.

  • Messi is so ugly

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  • Commentator orgasms at 2:16

  • 2:16 WRAGHHGHGHGH

  • VIVA ALEXIS SANCHEZ!

  • messi!!!!!!!!!!!!!! come to milan!!

  • Ray Hudson is a great Messi's fun, like me ;)

  • i think in america they tell the commentators to go way over the top, cause thats how the americant like it... nice and fake

  • messi suck little balls

  • @Dycex yeah thats why he always make goals, u just a hater :)

  • Barcelona is a great team..exept for valdes he sucks.

  • @djmido78 You don't know shit. His reflexes are right on par with Casillas and he's much better with his feet.

  • Messi legend.

  • haha..it's amazing to see how unbearable it is for these anti-barca assholes to see a top class commentator lavishing praise on barca players...suck buggers :P

  • Messi  Magic

  • Messi  legend

  • Messi is world class! Amazing commentary too

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  • As a Madridista i dislike Barcelona but i hate English people

  • @matmanxify u r just pathetic amigo :D

  • what happened just now?

  • I love the comentary

  • Commentator got it wrong.

    Valdes just sucks.

  • @TheFunnyLeprechauns you hate barcelona...admit it pal.

  • Worse than Arab commentary