Jesus Lizard Walk on Water

[EpicEdwardPalmos]

JESUS CHRIST! It ran on the water!

[Exerus]

Its called the basilisk genus , nicknamed the jesus lizard but I also call it the ninja lizard as well.

[pocketlegendspunk]

is this a chinese water dragon?

[shyheim333]

i did this once

[MrPikachurocks]

Hehehe

[allhailepicface123]

what the hell

[spiritualitydesire]

Guys! Don't you see that there is no difference between this lizard and the man in the following video at 1:00 and 1:13 ??????????

watch?v=BLvJNZYoF0s&feature=re­lated

[RelaxNplay64]

I had this lizard as a pet, I named her speedy O.o

[obbis44]

trained by chuck norris

[jalapalois1]

look at it... doesnt it run like a welshman

[AranzaGutierrez]

0:27 LMAO !

[jpftime]

Guys......you have to watch this video with Chariots of fire playing in the background!!! i swear you will shit your pants!!! loll

[Paws4JC]

JESUS.org

[MysticalxxWolf]

LOLLLLLLL

[icanadian18]

who else watched this when they were high as fuck thats trippy

[MrPointforward]

.Jesus was neither white nor black, he was GREEN.

[earthangel792002]

dude a lizard can walk on water like them spiders you see on the water or in a pond

[Dannyisgreatful]

yes but can it die for your sins? :)

...oh it can? oh, okay :)

[howsey99]

i just jizzed in my pants

[Moneybagz3001]

I think we just found are next Geico commercial. :)

[JoShXTIGERS]

haha i have on of those

[bullshittin]

It is actually running on water not walking.

[bullshittin]

It is actually running on water not walking.

[117ComputerNerd]

hey do you no what sort of habitats she-oaks like and what food they eat if u do please reply Thanks

[Mseastlondonprincess]

Can they swim or just run across the water? b/c there was one in my pool and i didnt know if it was just chillin or if it fell in there by accident

[comanderkuddles]

lol 0:09 i love that run

[knbthatsme1]

was it me or did he juss fly across the screen at 00:27



[zhengmichael20]

Just talk about lizards

[MrPetersonic100]

thumbs up if you wish you could run in the water like him :D

[Lomns]

lolol jesus water.. 

[Plooomb]

in your face atheists god is real!

[dunnooooo1234789]

@Plooomb Isn't atheists define itself as don't believe in God? Then your comment is invalid.

[Samychou100]

Man... I love how animals are made.... Running like that on the water is just fantastic!!

[coryboy345]

Fuck physics, im outa here!!!

[emreyo]

it can walk on water cuse it got a very hige speed and its very light wegithed

[TheMrHaxor]

@emreyo

Wrong, that doesnt make any sence.

In trueth, human can walk either on walk, but we wont step good, they do

Watch /watch?v=Oe3St1GgoHQ

This is real (not Criss Angel)

[TheEquinoxable]

Jesus may be able to walk on water... but I can SWIM through LAND.

[FreedomJury]

I bet when Jesus christ walked on water, he looked just the same, except instead of a tail, it was his long woolly public hair that trailed out behind his silly naked ass. See, no miracles needed to walk on water! All you need to be is skinny and fast! LOL! The jesus Lizard saved more people than your corpse-christ ever will... But seriously, christians are lucky there isn't a hell for them to go to. They're also lucky that collective guilt is a false doctrine for the natives they killed...

[BlakAttk]

@FreedomJury how about you grow up and stop bashing religion? it doesn't make you cool or seem smart. just makes u look like an asshole.

[1circleone]

@FreedomJury hey dude, i want you to explain how this disproves God. please dont freak out just be calm and respond when you feel like it.

[RbmxR]

the proof of raptor jesus

[ikedamiler]

Anybody remember the childrens nature show/film that has this in the introduction?

[Kakashi18071990]

como se tropiese XD

[jaysonsucks3]

lolololol it soo funny right! look at its legs

[evilunixuser1]

Good thing the lizard aint named mohammed - the muzzies would go bezerk.

[oGlaxedXx]

Jesus was reptilian?

[Superjuniorbox15]

this motherfucker is faster than usian bolt

[elza1515]

Fake

[TheRatonacat]

@elza1515 fail, learn about them befor you call it fake

[noxure]

@elza1515 lol, this never get's old.

[2012vote]

feet dont fail me now.

[mattpiet]

Its clearly a fake

[TMundo]

@mattpiet no it isn't I've seen this episode on national geographic more than once

[TheRatonacat]

@mattpiet you fail

[ksa7700]

هههههههههههههههههههههههه الله يسعدك ياثم اهتديت الله آكبر على ظهور المهدي المسردب

[Wolf4435]

i gotta go get meh car!!

[bluebuggO2]

that lizard dipped the fuck out

[mafiaprincess901]

zoburg scream* woop woop woop woop

[bandit0pictures]

/watch?v=iacLYeftBwY I decided this little video needed an upgrade.

[munchchewy0]

you would think the little guy would have muscle on them legs :)

[StardollBlossom]

ha ha so funny that made my day

[2000jago]

Jesus...

[MrHitmanGr]

humans can walk on water....it's a new sport called 'liquid mountaineering'...check it out

[Brachioraidus]

問題ない20ｍまでなら！

[APANDADNAPA]

This is an outrage! Why can that lizard walk on water, but us humans can't?

[b4rn1k4]

@APANDADNAPA search "Walk on water" its the 6th video, by TheUlfG

[BulldozerLemon]

Well, Jesus could only be two things...a magician or a water-skippin' lizard.

[Gorko91]

Damn , this is the reason why i love reptiles ! Aren't they awesome ?

[cattmonk3]

whats the real name of this lizard?

[SiruselVaranus]

@cattmonk3 Basiliscus plumifrons, the green basilisk

[lolmybigface]

they r all gifted

[Iwillmoonyou]

True jesus

[xXShortStalkzXx]

LMAO!! I can see this being on a Geico commercial XDDD!

[TehElcan]

This was on the show "Life", the episode was about amphibeons xD

[BabyGurlz16S]

lmao look at his little body wobble! JESUS! lol

[102gisel]

haha love this i think its soo cute and funny! =D <3

[PERSONIFICATIONOFYAY]

i wanted the band not the actual creature lol although this is pretty cool

[Dullence92]

JESUS CHRIST !!! Amazing animal....

[MTqzq]

Proof that jesus was a raptor.

[GamersxxxHeaven]

lol dats funny

[ZodiarkSavior]

EVERYBODY LOVES GEICHO!!!!!

[mnm9709]

i think im getting one of those for my bday.. our feed store has a couple

[millboinig]

he runs faster than a crark head

[xDisRazyboix]

If only I was as light as a lizard. Then I could go at freakin ninja speed.

[xDisRazyboix]

Wow did I just see a crocodile? Wow that critter got lucky he didn't get eaten while running.

[GamerPeach]

It looks so funny when it does that. xD

[Legenda91]

nah i can do that...

[MPETE1976]

Pfft. Can't  even swim.

[cawoxasan]

just like prophet jesus.... lol.. great..

[signaturemover]

Ha, beat that, Criss Angel!

[TheWabbajackX]

Dayam! That lizard will fuck your shit up! XD

[me68061]

jesus lizard can walk on water but chuck norris can swim on land

[died4hislove]

Robot can also walk on water. Watch on youtube: NEWEST ROBOT THAT WALK ON WATER

[goferboy64]

thats fukin sweet haha

[uwantthisusername]

i can do that.

[AlyssaNicole099]

i think maybe they called it jesus lizard because it can run on water i think

[MartinisLife]

I think they called it that because when u see it run on water you yell "Jesus Christ!#!@#&!)" lol

[moepippy]

Green Basalisk

You can but them at local reptiles breeders for like 70 bucks :D

[ttfbb716]

I know a webiste that sells em for $40 =D

[moepippy]

+Shipping and handling :P

Still, I'd buy one to watch it run around the lake at my cottage. Be cool if it came back though lol

[ttfbb716]

Hellz yea it would lol...and i calculated the shipping, total would be $50

[moepippy]

You should buy one and throw it in the YMCA's pool then yell "Fire in the hole!" and book your ass out lol :Would be epic.

[11bizzy11]

the truth is that...jesus is a lizard!!!! O_O

[lifesteal52]

lol

[gilmourguitarist]

MY HERO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[beautyztwin]

hgffffffffffffffffffffhhhghtry­

[roseliza2]

its the amazing surface tention of water XD

[bd1015]

fake!

[szerzepeter]

Not fake, U can see this video in full version in National Geographic Homepage. If U can't find, I send U a link.

[tsubasa777]

hi there, can u post the link?I wanna watch the original!thanks

[GnomoMZ]

jajajajajaj... never study biologi? xD is true you poor s*cker

[utubin67]

I'd bet that lil lizard could walk on air at that rate!

[chelseabadger]

MUNICH MUNICH 58!!!

[yokobeans]

they did say the anti christ was gonna be a lizard lol

[thedict]

i remember this shit on eyewitness

[utubin67]

well thanks for sharing that fucking shit with us here..

[D33P7hr0a72]

I wish I could do that :(

[birdz911]

i just loled. XD

[TheF1PinkVoltaDream]

this video is from national geographic without the audio

[R2R3L4]

Matrix lol

[passiveMenis]

hilarious

[legoclan432]

its going to fast that the water doesnt even have a chance of drowning it

[moneygettah]

its called a jesus fish i read about

[TheCryptid09]

This video has nothing to do with jesus... It is called a jesus lizard because it can walk on water not because someone things it is Jesus reincarnate.

[oluas85]

My GOSH man, he never said anithing about Jesus reincarnate! It is just an animal that can wal on water, and people gave the name of Jesus Lysar thats all, jee!

[HARDTOBEATAGOODLAUGH]

very cool

[XxTOxICiTYxX1227]

wish i could do that.......................

[ayotollah]

You need a tail to hang on hahahaha....like that lizards see how the tail actually his ass to keep his heads up hahaha

[XxTOxICiTYxX1227]

lol

[jdang]

hehe it runs funny

[fonstw]

If you kill it, it comes alive again like Jezus???

[warwize]

yep, it stays dead just like jesus

[726Nitro]

Jesus isn't dead! Open your eyes! Look at creation around you! How can you deny the existence of Jesus? Or even say that he didn't rise again? He is risen! Rejoice! Be happy! He's coming soon! Become saved! Do not fall into the trap of satan!

[warwize]

I think you have mental problems. Unfortunately we do not have the technology and skills to help you yet.

You will have to struggle with your contradictory beliefs for a long time.

Good luck.

[codeo12345678]

LOLLLL

[codeo12345678]

hahaahahaahhahahaahahhaahahaha­hahahaaaahaaaaa

[signaturemover]

No, but he is the savior of the lizards.

[Gorko91]

@signaturemover

this comment cracked me up LOLZ

[RaxMid]

@signaturemover ahahhaha classic

[kotaclark]

correct me if im wrong but isnt this call a chinese water dragon

[NereidDeimos]

technical dick.

[powerpunk1]

jesus lizard is more like a nick name of the species

[zaron777]

True, He was a man just like us. Except He's Just doing what God told Him to do. The incredible things He can do, we can do too. :)

[726Nitro]

That's were your way wrong! I don't see you taking 1 fish and feeding 5000 people with it! I don't see you dying on a cross to save us of our sins! You can't! We are mere humans! He is God! Do you see no difference?

[zacBlondie]

No i do not

[theworldwidekidman]

like i said, NO IM NOT GOING AGAINST YOU BECAUSE IM RELIGOUS NO IM NOT IDIOT!

[haden730]

It's clear that the lizard isn't ACTUALLY Jesus in lizard form, or Jesus regardless. It's what one would call, funny, humorous. Whatever you want it to be called. It's a video showing a lizard running across water, titled Jesus lizard. I doubt anyone really cares if the name Jesus is used at all. The video is cool, it's not violating Youtube rules, so happy all around.

[RegiSeuga]

You know, I was saying go to a Christian video and complain and say what you believe all you want. There will be people who can answer you with more details then I can. And if you want to rant on and on about anything on their videos, go for it, I'm sure you'll get replies. Just stop on this video, it's a friggin lizard.

[RegiSeuga]

Exactly, because we're trying to enjoy this Lizard video.

[RegiSeuga]

I never wanted you off the video. I just said, lets just enjoy the video.

[RegiSeuga]

DUDEEEE. If you want me off this video, then you should get off aswell. I came to see the lizard too, but reading your comments give me no choice but to reply.Maybe you should stop replying?

[RegiSeuga]

And when did I discriminate the lizard? I'm still a youngling. If you want more answers about Christianity, go to a church and ask a pastor.

[RegiSeuga]

It's not me whom will judge you. MY BELIEF. When the time comes, God will judge.

[RegiSeuga]

Well, atleast you tried. They didn't have supernatural powers. They were miracles. And my friend, just enjoy the hilarious video. Go on some other Christian video and complain about your beliefs. I'm tired of you, really.

[RegiSeuga]

Dude, if you have different beliefs, still respect the others.

[ohm99]

lol nerd relax, it was to be seen as a joke, everytime a vid like this comes up there has to be a n00b kid screaming out about the video being fake. So im sorry nobody understood the lame joke i was trying to make..

[theworldwidekidman]

fuck you, NO im not going against u because in christian no, its just that u talk as if you were the "god of all" to be talking like that,havent u heard of cultrural diversity? i mean really, go to school faggot

[kikodude310]

I used to have one... It died. Didn't come back to life.

[DarkYepes]

LOL! HAHAHAHAHA

[Fade2Dark]

shit, that fucker is fast!

[beta010]

LOL @ title. "Jesus Lizard" xD

[DEMONIOIN666]

la unica diferencia que este animal es real

[codybiroth]

Is this where Raptor Jesus came from?

[mrfourtysevenman]

JESUS CHRIST!!!

(No pun intended)

[skater4life618]

that thing run like this one kid in my baseball team...lol

[darklengend44]

this was on animal planet i think dont remember.

[fonstw]

Amazing!

[muahjohnson]

i remember seen this in class on a national geographic movie..its qotta bee real

[JapaneseWolf17]

^.^ what a cutie .

This is so not fake xD

Its just in slow motion . :P

[hardyharhar123]

If this lizard is jesus...does it mean this lizard smokes weed?

[mtsoccer35]

lol those r so fast motherfuckers

[BbqHaxProductions]

wer did u get that mudkipz

[Arttoee129]

its called the basilisk lizard and it does walk on water.

[silverorb607]

Love that Lizard ;D

[str84ever]

needs more David Yow

[ohm99]

LAWL FAAAKEZ!!ZZSOOOMG OMG zOMG OMGZARZ

[tvaddictman]

nope there is a species of lizard that

does that,

[fanaruto1]

no it r not fake man

[jasoncho92]

Surface tension is an amazing thing.

[antzindahizhowz62]

i beleive it is because he blanced his weight perfectly.

clap freaking clap well done little lizzy the lizard

[suebasnett]

I got in trouble in class because this video was so funny.