HEY INTERNET: DON'T FUK WITH ME!

[TheKupoQueen]

Wait...someone stole your shit??? someone depressed my Duke?!

Who needs to fucking die?!~

[gavmac3]

ebaums world is awsome y you hate-in on ebaums that place is pure entertainment and this duke clip is the funniest shit i have ever heard lolololol

[Adamdre]

15 people are going to be attacked by Mayan's in 2012... >:)

[imnotcrazy7777]

Oh my god I haven't laughed like this in a while.

[Awesomeosaurus91]

Holy shit man, I love you. I lolled so hard.

[422Jebus]

@DukeLovesYou Care to share your wisdom on how you started your career with an aspiring voice actor? You're a genius.

[DukeLovesYou]

Alright so, I might as well post this here too.

Some guy stole this video and posted it on eBaumsWorld.

I can't link it here, but just google "A Facebook Profile Reading".

I asked him nicely to take it down. Pretty sure he's not responding because he doesn't care.

This is the second time something of mine has been stolen and posted there.

People stealing my stuff = what's the point of me making new material?

Do whatever you can to get this taken off that bullshit site.

[StaysGroovy4U]

@DukeLovesYou Dude ebaums always post other peoples shit

[jakeglazes]

@DukeLovesYou That really pisses me. Ebaumsworld is notorious for stealing all the quality content from the internet just so he can make the ad revenue. Fortunately, word will spread fast on this. Expect your views to double in the next few weeks. Thanks for making me laugh! Love the voice.

[suicidemayhem]

@DukeLovesYou you need to make more videos, i cried watching this. i came looking for you after seeing it ripped off ebaumsworld. anyway, glad i found the channel, disappointed its near empty.

[yakuzelizard]

@DukeLovesYou I found your channel BECAUSE of ebaums world...I understand your frustration...but it might be a good thing....I subscribed and I shared it on FB for others to see.

[XZYOE]

@DukeLovesYou Ebaumsworld is shit and the whole website is dedicated to stealing shit, they'll never take it off but don't let it bring you down. Make new videos or audioboos or something please my life isn't worth living without you waaah

[Parpyduck]

@DukeLovesYou I'm surprised that place still exists. People actually still go there?

brb, Geocities.

[TheAndrewlawlrence]

@DukeLovesYou It's been a hive for stolen content since its conception, yet it still exists.... REALLY fucking weird to me.

[jespermed1j]

HAHAHAHAHA Christ man, your voice readings are fucking golden!!! Please make more for the sake of mankind!

[TribeTomcat]

BUTT FUCK IT.

[Mariobro123587]

this is hilarious

[MrMacDarra]

PLEASE MAKE MORE!!

[yakuzelizard]

FUCKIN HYSTERICAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!

[kanitalynnjohnto]

I girlgasmed when you said chicken nuggets.

[amberflame3]

The sun gets me evertim

[sniperquasi]

This place is ballin

[radelgirl]

I loved the /v/GAs and you did a great job.

[StevePelcz]

Duke, you should do one of those "You say lady gaga i say green day" copypastas.

[GrubbsFilm]

 less of a comedian...more of a prophet...

[BackpackSound91]

Pretty much just sums up facebook.

[PoopDawgification]

I love you.

[RaeuberPozzenfotz]

90% OF TODAYS KIDS ARE LIKE THIS

AINT YOU SAD ABOUT THAT, NIGGUH

[Ilikesclamchowderful]

Chicken nuggets be crispy, yo.

[MrDzBox]

Bahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha highest respect, such a funny video!

[xxnanabanana]

This person has the same job as me. WAT

[rasui80]

Where's the text from?

[levipwndHD]

HAIL DUKE

[MCBGamer]

The sun gets me evertim

[Trentbrent2000]

Amazing typography, can't wait to see more like this!

[Calcunatrix]

Don't worry, Duke. /v/ might not have been happy with the awards show, but /v/ was still happy with you. Don't let it get you down.

[IRL337Gamer]

Is it true you're dan green?

[KisaTigerManga]

D D D D D D D D D D AMA AMA AMA AMA

[sctigergirl81]

can't.stop.laughing...i also can't pick a favorite..this or the po-tart tragedy

[Reo430]

I love you Duke, but god damn, the /v/GAs were pretty lackluster.

[DukeLovesYou]

@Reo430 dunno what to tell ya man. my job was to read someone else's script. that was my total involvement in the show.

the whole shitstorm about it has left me kind of depressed.

[awetcvre]

@DukeLovesYou /v/ would have been mad about it either way.

I take comfort in laughing at all the raging autists who get mad over a mock award show.

[master2497]

@DukeLovesYou If I were you, I'd just ignore the shitstorm. /v/ is like that, they find reason to complain about anything the word "enjoy" isn't in their vocabulary. If this turns in to an annual thing, /v/ will reminisce about how the first was amazing and better the rest, because /v/ is the stupidest mass of people on the internet...besides reddit.

[JustFable]

@DukeLovesYou The /v/ga's weren't amazing, but neither were they shit. You aced your part in it and that's that, don't get depressed over /v/ being /v/.

Because let's face it, /v/ are retards.

[Metazoa54321]

@DukeLovesYou /v/ hates everything. It was inevitable and, by extension, not your fault.

[OSHITEMAINU]

@DukeLovesYou Don't worry about it, man. You were the good part of the /v/gas. The bad part was the lot of retards that voted on the categories. aka the rest of /v/ =/

[TwistedComplex]

@DukeLovesYou it's /v/ being /v/, more news at 11

[WashingMachine0]

@DukeLovesYou /v/ gonna /v/, it's what /v/ does

I can't wait for next years /v/gas, and if you host it again, my boner will reach the atmosphere.

[natezomby]

@DukeLovesYou Don't listen to him Duke, /v/ is super polarized about it like it is about everything. Half think the /v/gas were "The end of /v/!!!" but the other half think they were great and look forward to next year's (if it happens). The people that hate it are the same people who hate everything that differs from their opinion.

[thatdarnaccount]

@DukeLovesYou Yeah, it's... I dunno. I don't regret doing stuff for it since it means /v/ now has a big ambitious successful community project under its belt. But most of the target audience hated the show, and that's an awful failure to make. A lot of people from /v/ and outside /v/ liked it too, but... I wish the votes had turned out better so we'd gotten feedback on the actual show that wasn't tainted by people upset by the winners, it would have worked out better for all. Hopefully next year

[Cynnicio]

@thatdarnaccount I'm sorry you guys had to deal with all that stuff. Must have felt really shitty. If it's any consolation, I felt that the show was really good and I enjoyed every second of it.

But it's just too bad people flipped shit over shit they didn't vote for.

[thatdarnaccount]

@Cynnicio Wow the way you wrote that you'd think someone had been diagnosed with cancer or someone had died or something

I still appreciate it, it's nice to know that some people liked it.

[Cynnicio]

@thatdarnaccount Well you seemed pretty down about it so I was trying to be nice about it!

And it's no problem, really.

[alsoRichards]

@DukeLovesYou

I seriously don't understand what the hubbub about the /v/GAs is. I thought the show was fantastic. The production was great and the organizers tried their best to diminish reddit's influence in the vote. The only legitimate complaint I can see is the fact that Bastion and Portal 2 won quite a few awards and The Witcher 2 didn't win any. But /v/'s rage over that fact only made it funnier.

[FoolishTyphron]

@DukeLovesYou Your performance was excellent, man. Don't let it get you down.

[N64xKING]

@DukeLovesYou Just remember that /v/ is full of hipsters. I watched it with my friends on a 42inch TV and we loved it, especially the skits.

[youngoli]

@DukeLovesYou You were probably the one part of the /v/GAs that was almost unanimously liked, Duke. So don't worry about it. Most of the rage about it was due to Valve and Bastion winning all the awards.

[ViriuZ7]

@DukeLovesYou It's always the faggots that complain, liked it except for those random guys that talked for like 10 minutes

[TheAndrewlawlrence]

@DukeLovesYou What was wrong with it? Spot on, except for a disgusting ammount of love for Bastion. And I'm not even saying it's spot on to what I believe, just that the statements I consistently saw on /v/ were all in the /v/GAs, so I can't imagine it being a failure to anyone but severely buttmad babbys who didn't get their game mentioned or something like that.

[kea919306]

Step One:Dont fuck with the Duke

Step Two: DONT FUCK WITH THE DUKE

Step Three: Repeat steps one and two

[babsygirl2]

Duke, when I die, please read the eulogy at my funeral. I won't be able to ever die unless you promise me this.

[VandoneCL]

Duke you were in the KS threads, right?

[Frogster7]

I will pay you in gold to give me a GPS voiced by you.

[Jazzomancer00]

I'm not going to join the large group of people in asking what your voice acting voice gig is. Your voice reminds me a lot like the Bill Nye announcer voice, and so anything that has a sudo-Bill Nye announcer voice in it needs to be heard.

[BlankoGatillo]

He's like the coolest guy ever.

[narcolepticchairftw]

So Duke, you're now being paid to do VA shit? That's pretty awesome. What have you done so far? Or has this already been addressed somewhere and I'm just too fucking stupid to figure out where.

[Shenannergans]

Holy shit. You need to do Duke Nukem voices.

[youcantspeak]

@Shenannergans

No way! What happens otherwise? Will he die???

[Lordkurova]

Duke, you magnificent stallion, what are you currently doing professionally as far as VA gigs go? I'd love to hear your work. :3

[raedonvendetta]

your voice........is epic xD you should read more stuff like this, im laughing my ass off 

[AquaGh0st]

plan on making more?

[DukeLovesYou]

@AquaGh0st Yeah, I do. I've been super busy for the past few months ever since I started getting paid to voice-over stuff, so there hasn't been much time to VA just for fun. I also spent the last few weeks working on something that has the most voice-overs I've ever done for a single project. MAYBE I'LL SAY WHAT IT IS, IF ENOUGH PEOPLE ARE INTERESTED.

I DUNNO WHY I'M TYPING IN CAPS OKAY BYE

[toxicshot]

@DukeLovesYou What is your opinion on male ass?

[ADickGooglSucks]

@DukeLovesYou WE ARE INTERESTED DUKE, TELL US AAARRGHHHH

[Tidalx]

@DukeLovesYou what is it?

[MylesMoore]

@DukeLovesYou I am interested... could it be a love interest in Mass Effect 3?

[NintendoJunky]

@DukeLovesYou Can't wait for your commentary on the VGAs.

[spinfuse]

@DukeLovesYou /v/GA's? <3

[natezomby]

@DukeLovesYou Why don't you keep us updated via twitter or something?

[NateET]

@DukeLovesYou I'm interested! Whatcha been doin', huh huh huh?

[JJsmallz]

@DukeLovesYou WHAT IS IT?

[ionlylikexbox]

fuking crazy mad fuked up mad asshole!!!!!



[File65327]

Please do the "girl walkin to skewl wit her bf" Animated.

If you do it I will love you 5ever.

[yargmebis]

Can I pay you money and have you verbally abuse my friend on his birthday with you're magnificent voice.

p.s. I love you and want to bear you're children.

[Natacall]

I think I saw you out in space. I waved.

[XxToxicSpikesxX]

ily

[CountDF]

I wonder if Duke ever plays Steam games and just trolls all of the people with his voice.

[TheKupoQueen]

I want you.

[DukeLovesYou]

@TheKupoQueen join the club.

[TheKupoQueen]

@DukeLovesYou

Can I hug this club? 

[DukeLovesYou]

@TheKupoQueen *witty response involving sexual innuendo*

[Boredpersons55]

Thank you Duke, for this wonderful creation.

[Akira654]

Duke is badass

[DrTimeCop]

AW SHIT

MAN I SAW THIS VIDEO ON ANOTHER WEBSITE AND I WAS ALL

OH FUCK IS THIS DUKE

AND I GO TO THE ACTUAL PAGE FOR THIS VIDEO AND IT ISAWSHEEEET

[KirupinKitty]

Oh god, you know a voice is awesome when you´ve heard it a year and a half back on the archive and recognize it instantaneously

[Pornohamster]

dr. mobius?

[rasui80]

Where's this from?



[MintBerryCrush]

Can i get a download for this?

[ZeAequitas]

[Quote from the video]

[redmanghost]

even tho the worlds supposed to be attacked by mayans in 2012

[zomgwtfbbqbagel]

I like pizza, maybe it's because I work at a little ceaser's LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

[hyperzyph64]

Ima CRAZY GURL HMLOBBLAHPFFTBLBFLT

[CodenameCommrade]

We should send this to ACTA c:

[ChloeScottRoxyoursox]

Press 5 to hear him jizz. -___-'

[THEJ0RY]

Fuckin Subscribed

[YaoiFansAnonymous]

You, sir, are an amazing human being.

I do, however, have a question...

Please, narrate my film project. I will pay you with two dollars, chocolate bars, and bacon.

[chrisluna413]

0:32 "this dot is a hole." LOL

[chrisluna413]

"FUK SCHOOL!!! BUTTfuk it..."

LMAO XD

[ChristianDaniel116]

"Maybe because I work at a little cesars LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL"

Made me crack up

[HarukaJoge]

I lost it when the sun came out

[ninetailedhollow5]

1:!5

YARANAIKA

[ZonCasTer22]

I love yu duke :3

[spnkypunky]

Does anyone even know what duke looks like... cuz im kinda curious....

[pkerfreak]

a-are you the Jew announcer from Drawn Together?... :o

[LoPingsPandas]

I eagerly await your Rugrats fanfic reading. Can't wait to see how you manage to slip that one by the YouTube censors.

[LazyByName]

BUTT-FUCK IT!

[Stefandurrr]

"The world is supposed to be attacked by Mayans in 2012."

[15milesintsnow]

@Stefandurrr Oh no! We were wrong!! The Mayan calendar doesn't predict the world ending due to a major catastrophe...it predicts the world ending due to the Mayan Invasion of 2012!! No wonder they knew the world would end. I should have known...we're all DOOOOOOOOMED!!! XD

[ImThatRussianGuy]

I scream-laughed histaracly, why haven't I found you sooner Duke?

[BADASSMANDO]

I have a single question for the godking,

Is it true that you are hosting the Vidya Gaem Awards?

Because if so, you may have all of my DOSH.

[Krauserowns]

im older than duke? :<

[ubootcomrade]

I...want to have sex...with your voice.

[Hammerman24]

FUCK SCHOOL. BUTTFUCKIT.

[Boredpersons55]

Fucking Mayans.

[Malkmusianful]

That's funny. My favorite movie is Incepten too.

[hyperhalo123]

Mr.Duke sir, errr.....god. Will you narrate my life?

[prosper58]

Chicken nuggets be crispy like you never seen.

[Lollyholly99]

@prosper58 Chikin nuggitz.

[CoolBeans8344]

Duke, I would like to thank you, and I speak on behalf of every human being on this planet... I thank you, for your voice is the only thing keeping Chuck Norris from destroying the entire universe. You are truly a hero.

[runedude65]

This sounds like the biggest bitch I have ever seen....

[Odaxbyscrabble]

When Duke says "Bloody Mary" three times in front of a mirror in a bathroom, Mary comes out and gives him a handjob.

[Some1Awesome239]

There is a God. And his voice gets me soaked.

[NihilityTube]

Duke, won't you please grace the internet with something worthy of your voice in the while that is the short flicker of our shallow mortal existence.

[FuckYourOpinionBitch]

I was gonna make a gay joke.. butt fuck it.

[PandaBearInASuit]

No top comment yet?

OH HERES MY CHANCE!

ummm

ummm

ummm

Potato?

[Asdfinity]

I want Duke to have sexual intercourse with me.

...Oh, right! Yeah, "No Homo..."

..*̶w̶a̶n̶k̶* *wink*

[runedude65]

I bet she died soon after this.

[slimreb0rn]

I could watch this all day. I love you Duke.

[MoonsongTheFirst]

Ladies.... We all have to admit that the power of his voice is enough to make us throw our panties at the screen.

[Kerohamuzu2009]

The line at the end reminds me of Pinkie Pie..

[triFeral]

@Kerohamuzu2009 no

[Kerohamuzu2009]

@triFeral yes

[SherlockXWatson]

Mr. Duke, how many orgasms have you given women with your voice?

And another question; Have you ever been subjected to women hanging onto you and/or witnessing their ovaries explode?

c: Just wanted to ask.

[DukeLovesYou]

@SherlockXWatson 1: Scientists have been unable to come up with an official number regarding the amount of orgasms my voice has created. It is estimated that it's somewhere between the range of "forever" and "infinity".

2. Yes, there have been several occasions where women have grasped onto me for dear life. Most of these situations have somehow involved helicopters, ice cream trucks, and VHS copies of the film "Big Momma's House".

3. Exploded ovaries = sexy as hell.

[JoesMonkeyLand]

@DukeLovesYou forever? NO...

FIVE-ever...

[Parpyduck]

@JoesMonkeyLand omg dats sooooo beutifull, im cring

[TheBettneyBomb]

I already have my defenses prepared for the Myan invasion...

[BeaverFallacy]

dunno but i want little ceasars

[LolVermillion]

Goddamn it this is all my fault, it's 5AM, I'm confident I woke up my parents with all my ROFL.

[SmexyKream]

"This place is ballin', yo. Chicken nuggets be crispy like you never seen."

[subscriber44]

Was this really a Facebook profile? D:

[TalonBoiii]

love the emphasis on "fuck school, butt-fuck it" lost it there

[Bassaddicted]

MORE MORE MORE MORE :D :)

[cutekitten12]

u be ballin yo

[naruF]

john st. john? xD

[lameWB]

Thumbs up if you brought Brock Baker here

[Frida708]

You're.... awesome D: I'm coming!

[YouGotProblem]

I have boobs, they're man boobs but God damn it they're still boobs....

[freemp3instrumentals]

Thumbs up if Brock Baker brought you here

[ForeverMinexoxo]

I have boobs, Duke. Do you love me?

[TheVampManson]

You gained a sub.

[TheAmenableME]

@DukeLovesYou I love your voice and I these animations that go with it, you should team up with James Walker and conquer teh interwebs

[Akuma296]

Chicken nuggets be crispy like you nevah seen.

[bladerizer]

Does anybody know the title of the background music piece?

[ablebravo]

chicken nuggets? im hungry now -_-

[LordLloyd16]

Fuck it!

hes wa-wa-wa-wraaiiight!!

U do't Agree!?

[xonar778]

I have twelve pairs of tits. 

[TNTMinister]

@xonar778

THAT

IS

JUST

WEIRD

[ADickGooglSucks]

0:21 fight scene sounds from Wu Tang 36 chambers. PLEASEEE tell me, I'm not the only person who noticed that.