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  • OMFG CHEX MIX STOP PUTTING PRETZELS IN THERE . . .

  • Cut my weed into pieces

    This is my last gram

    Inhaling, No breathing

    Don't give a fuck if I'm hallucinating

  • 0:11 - 0:29 best part.

  • Cut Bieber into pieces

    This is his last concert

    suffocation

    no breathing

    i don't give a fuck is Selena start Screaming

  • Cut my life into pizzas,

    This is my plastic fork!

    Oven baking, heavy breathing.

    Don't give a fuck if it's carbs that I'm eating

  • sinceramente non mi piace molto..dico la canzone,non il video!

  • like xDDDD

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  • Parodies are things people make when they know they are not good enough to be able to sing the original.

  • classic song

  • cut my dick into peices

    this is my last pain olympics

    humiluation

    no screaming

    this is one dick i won't be needing

  • was singing this earlier.

  • Fuck your ass with my penis

    Disgusting fucking whore,

    Masturbation, No bleeding

    Don't give a fuck if my jizz hits the ceiling

  • cut my heart into pieces

    this is my last break up

    suffocation

    no breathing

    dont give a fuck if the bitch comes screaming

  • cut my wife into pieces

    this is my last divorce

    suffacation, no breathing

    dont giva a fuck if the bitch start bleeding

  • the people that r making fun of the song just dont understand emo people and rellie need to juss keep these coments to themselves -__-

  • @lacieclara not everybody with problems is an emo! I love the song and i don't understand emo people either!

  • @dreknasibicifilms ik but people r makeing fun of this cause they dont understand it. yeah u dnt have top be emo but if you dont get it then you dont have to make fun of it im just saying

  • @strikelion7- That was epic lol:D

  • @gankem1- lol so funny!

  • CUT THE CHEESE INTO PIECES

    THIS IS THE LAST GOUDA

    LITTLE CRACKERS

    WITH WINE TO SERVE

    IN THE POUTINE,A BIT CHEESE CURDS

  • @MURDERFROMMTL hahahahah yeah boi !

  • fucking pausing i don't wanna turn down the quality cause it makes the song sound shitty -.-

  • I LOVE IT !!! PAPA ROUCH!!

  • Gayest song ever .

  • @Rauser142 Serves you right :P

  • Cut my life into pizzas

    This is my plastic spork

    suffocation

    no breathing

    Dont give a fuck if spill the stringy cheese thing!

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  • Cut my cake into pieces, this is my last desert!

  • Cut My Health Into Pieces

    Eevee use Last Resort!

    Suffacation

    No Breathing

    Thats What its like Standing Next to A Weezing!

  • @eeveeluver101 Fucking love you, man! For making that hilarious Pokémon reference! =D

  • @eeveeluver101 Eevee Luver indeed!

    I, personally, prefer Charizard or Hitmonlee, or maybe even Kubutops

  • I hate people who do this

    This is getting annoying

    Stupid, no originality

    Don't give a fuck if im being a hypocrite

  • @xUnclelucas lol originality is excatly what it is

  • @vivalaliljaa in a sense yea.... if the ones being posted were actually original... the top 2 comments i've seen posted multiple times before... same with a lot of others. Either way.

  • @mrjakeoff69 jesus christ wtf

  • 12 . 000 . 000 ?

  • WOW MrJakeOff69 must be a Jugga Hoe!

  • cut my mom into peices

    this is her last dinner

    lots of hacking and slashing

    hope i dont leave a stain on the floor

  • @MrJAKEOFF69 i have parent issues but still...., what the fuck.

  • @MrJAKEOFF69 You need professional help. Or Jesus. Or maybe Buddha.

  • @MrJAKEOFF69 omg.... you re the most weird thing i ever seen in my entire life...

  • Like for this song being in the movie "The One" at the end when he fights all those guys at the statue building and their coming at him.

  • erm...hmm whitty comments that could go with this rythm....

    Cut my life into pieces

    this is my last resort---

    erm...wait...?

  • This is exactly how I feel right now........

  • the dislike bar is like a ninja. its there but you cant see it

  • cut my book into pieces

    this is my last textbook

    no learning

    no reading

    who gives a fuck about breeding

  • @2koKiller It would be awsome if you had replaced "textbook" by "homework" :p

  • losing her sight, losing her mind, im glad nobody told my teacher she step on a mine haha

  • Cut My Wii Into Pieces

    This Is My Last Game

    Animal Crossing

    FUCK Nintendo

    They Deleted my homebrewster channel what dick bastords

  • cut justin bieber to pieces

    this is his last concert

    hes sucks it

    i dont care selenna is screaming

  • @puffyfluffy12- That was so cute!xD

  • cut my meat balls into pieces

    this is my last dinner

    fuck spaggeti

    its saucy

    shove it up your penis hole

  • Cut my frog into pieces

    This is my lab report

  • I remember the album with the roach on the cover!

  • This comment is in peices.

    This is just the first half.

  • I wonder how many people posted this before killing themselves...

  • @littleflowwer I don't know but my buddy had this on surround sound max volume on repeat when he killed himself :/

  • Cut my wife in two pieces,

    This means 'marriage is off!

    Not in kitchen!

    No cleaning!

    Don't give a fuck, 'aint no dinner - i'm leaving!

  • @michimogo-I couldnt help but laugh..that's funny:D

  • if this makes anyone actually kill themselves it may partly be the roache's fault lol

  • Cut my dick in two pieces, this is my last ejaculation, no porn, no sex, dont give a fuck i have no girlfriend

  • @I2uI3eN1-That sucks for you!:)

  • It's funny because people that want to hear that music are usually a little sad,,, xD and the top comments make me laugh =P xD thnxz

  • CUT YOUR FAGGOT ASS IN TWO PIECES

    THIS IS MY LAST RESORT SUFFOCATION

    YOUR NOT BREATHING , DONT GIVE A FUCK

    IF YOUR MOM COMES IN SEEING

    WILL IT BE WRONG WILL IT BE RIGHT

  • @UnderDog988 fucking hater

  • This music it to fucking powerful with headphones.

    Im going too fuck my room up.

    later  bitches

  • Thumbs up if your watching this in 1766

  • @daunovanD I'm watching this in 2012, OWNED.

  • @MrShinyPhoenix WAT? HOW?

  • @Playstyle94 I'm from the future kekekekekek ^. ^

  • Cut my sandwich in two pieces

    Did you pack my fruit tart?

    Feeling thirsty,need juice.

    Don't have a pouch of Capri-sun.

  • Cut my boss into pieces

    This is how i quit my job

    And my wife, she is bitching

    Dont give a fuck if i cut her throat either

  • ik i have bieber fever but i wouldnt trade my boyfriend for him and @12345huntman ik you aint talking to me!!!!!

  • This is emo before emo was cool. Only difference is they used better music to express being fail at life.

  • @ThePeanutbudder Emo is cool?

  • cut my wife into pieces,

    she doesn't like papa roach.

    nobody can hate her,

    everything alright,

    i have a new chick.

    she like my dick

    and this song,

    now i must go.

  • LOL thumbz up if this is the 1st time you ever sed FUCK XD

    like btw  :3

  • cut my pizza into pieces

  • CUT MY LIFE INTO PIZZA

    THIS IS MY PLASTIC FORK

    STONE BAKING

    HEAVY BREATHING

    DONT CARE IF IM EATING CARBS!

    (this isn't mine i just thought people should see it again cuz its funny :P)

  • @BringTh3Pain-That made me laugh like fall on the floor crying laughing:D

  • thumbs up if your penis is bigger than mines ;)

  • @DutchCommentary12 .....im a girl.....

  • You are fine.....

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  • @IchigoQC Nice try, smart one. I'm not falling for that!

  • Cut my pie into pieces

    This is my plastic fork

    Heavy breathing masturbation

    Don't give a fuck if I jizz while eating

  • @Nygaard4170 well ok then. /:|

  • @Nygaard4170- Lol:D

  • 685 people have no last resort ._.

  • Cut my life into pizza

    This is my plastic fork

    Oven baking, heavy breathing

    Don't give a fuck if it's carbs that I'm eating

  • Tear her ass into pieces,

    This is my last condom,

    Penetration, and screaming

    Dont give a fuck if her pussy starts bleeding

  • @DeathTracker999 D: you must be 12..

  • @dreamwishergirl lol...if you say so...

  • Cut my Pizza into pieces

    & bring me some ketchup sauce!

  • Why is everyone coming up with their own remix?? lololol XD

  • @EvilFluffyBunny13 xD it's a fb thing xD

  • Cut my bread in two pieces

    spread butter with a fork.

    In the toaster, it's steaming.

    Don't give a fuck if it's burned, I'm still eating.

  • @Believ3band lol

  • @Believ3band fucking kids

  • @Believ3band-Lol that's cutexD

  • i liked this song, but then i took an arrow to the knee!

  • @MrXtremegam3r I used to make overused memes then i took a fist to the face

  • @234Jillwer34 LOL

  • My arm is like Chuck Norris' arm I don't bleed everything else does.

  • cut our druid into pieces

    we are his last resort

    mutilation

    hes healing

    dont give a fuck cos were peeling :)

  • Cut may girl into pieces,

    What a stupid cut.

    Revelation.

    I'm leaving.

    Don't give a fuck if you start screaming!

  • @humanhadestriplesix thats just retarded and rude

  • Cut my paper to pieces

    This is my last homework

    Education

    No teaching

    Don't give a fuck if I fail 'cause I'm cheating.

  • @FortySixMinutes lol XD

    

  • @FortySixMinutes omg so fucking hard laughing .. :DDD i LOVE u!!!

  • @FortySixMinutes you are a freaking genius XD

  • @FortySixMinutes fucking kids

  • @FortySixMinutes- sooo true:D

  • I like the song, but the lyrics are fucked, straight up.

  • @AmericanAngel71096 Aww you sad because people hatting on your Bieber? :( Lol Bieber fever for you LOL

  • this song explained my whole life.

    EMO forever!!!!

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  • cut casey into pieces

    this is her last murder

    suffocation no breathing

    don't give a fuck if you think it's treason

  • @poopieflys u know casey anthony has a vlog channel on here...she looks different...and she lives in port saint lucie here in flordia....

  • wtf y is there a kid show ad if u r a kid u shouldnt be listening to this

  • @527drake haha ure rong id rather have my little brother listen to this than the bullshit types of music that come out today

  • i love this song, u can be creative with it's lyrics

  • @edenabernethyagain for one you spelt PIECES wrong and for two STOP BIEBER HATING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @AmericanAngel71096 and for three SHUT THE FUCK UP

  • @AmericanAngel71096 I DONT FREAKING HATE BIEBER AND I  DONT CARE ABOUT SPELLING!!!!

  • i remember when i was grade 4 i draw bloody anime and i like bloody.but now im grade 5 NOW i am always have badluck hahahahahaha (=( IM A DEVIL BOY

  • Ha ha!

  • das de goede

  • i love this song !!!!!!! <3 <3

  • i went and seen them last year.

    They are great live.

  • this song sorta suits the halo games, apart from the suicide bit....

  • Beast....

  • SMOLEŃSK KURWA!!!! GREAT!!!

  • tuneeee!

  • This song is F***ing beastmode

  • lol nnice one

  • cut bieber into peices this is his last concert suffocation no breathing

    no give a f*** if selena is screaming!!!

  • @edenabernethyagain thats rude lol

  • @MsMeena13 Its not rude.. Its the truth ;)

  • @MsMeena13 who cares its funny lol

  • @edenabernethyagain that is the best fuckin parody ever dude lol. it speaks the truth

  • @edenabernethyagain I Love It!! lol

  • @edenabernethyagain OMG THAT IS PROBABLY THE MOST AWESOME THING IVE EVER SEEN YOU ARE AWESOME :D

  • @edenabernethyagain ehh pretty funny but not as funny as The30STMaddict comment

  • @edenabernethyagain *clap**clap**clap**clap**clap*­*clap**clap**clap**clap**clap*­*clap**clap**clap*

  • @edenabernethyagain im not all into the h8er thing but omg that was good :p

  • Lol

    

  • @edenabernethyagain YES finnaly someone who gives a fuck about whiether people go deaf or not 

  • @edenabernethyagain DUUUUUDEEEEE HOLY SHIIIITTTT U JUST MADE MY DAY

  • this would be a good song to play while playing black ops zombies or mw3 survival mode or bf3^

  • The guy shouldn't put that he owns the music, they own it privately, whoever made this video should be getting fucked over by copyright.

  • Im here because the official video on vevo censored so many words. anybody else here with me?

  • @TOPofKyuhyun i dont even watch Vevo it sucks!

  • fuck u bad

    

  • cut my ounce in to pieces this cocaine i must snort...

  • Main riff of this song is from Iron Maiden - Genghis Kan. Papa Roach = plagiarism!!!

    Up the Irons!!!

  • just makeing jokes here

  • Hai ppl my names Eion this song is rly fucking epic this was the song that my bf herd after he broke up with me and he said im sorry im stupid can we go out again i said paybacks a bitch aint she but ya were back to geather

  • So many fucking retards on youtube who can't recognize a copy/paste top comment.

  • :3 cool

  • cut my poptart into peices

    this is my plastic fork!!

  • Cut my pie into pieces,

    this is my plastic fork,

    masturbation,heavy breathing,

    dont give a fuck if i cum while im eating!

  • @MisterDangerousCraft dude u just copied the other guy....

  • Cut my soul into pieces,

    My name is Voldemort.

    Termination.

    You're bleeding.

    Don't give a fuck I have no nose for breathing.

  • @The30STMaddict aaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHahaha xD good one XDDDDDDDD

  • @The30STMaddict lol this made my day <3 for the harryheads lol

  • @The30STMaddict nice!!

  • @The30STMaddict- I laughed so hard i almost peedxD