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  • Pisa and bull probably have there own kid by now. Gotta Schitt

  • Awe man!! This is hella funny!!!!!

  • AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA WOW this is fucking funny.

  • There's a pop quiz later, be sure to pay attention. ;-)

  • Sounds like its voiced by Jon LaJoi

  • @krystalnacht29 i love jon lajoie!

  • what happend to holle schit?

    and what about sick schit?

  • (comment involving the fact that they forgot one of the million different "schitt" name jokes. aren't you glad i mentioned my idea?)

  • A lot of sh....in this video but I shit it is shitfunny :-) Damnsh... :-D

  • wat about bat schit

  • @yabayabadingdong crapshit? :-)

  • Hella funny shit!!!

  • what about his irish cousin pile o' schitt

    

  • hahahaha :D

  • you should try watching this with Transcriped Audio on! "after finfteen years of marriage jack in those ships docked of course" lol!

  • What about an insane kid, Bat Schitt

  • you just gave me A.D.D

  • My god, I haven't seen this in years.

  • Jack schit turned gay in the end and hooked up with a homo indian guy who he married and so his name was needeepin schit.

  • I received this in an email several years ago, saved it on my now dead computer. So I was delighted to find it here on youtube. Reminds me of my dad... :>)

  • I cant get through this without laughing. It's mostly 'cause of the background music! LOL :D

  • I believe Dumb Schit's original name was "Dumb Ass"

  • Oh my, my slides are splitting right now...

  • This was Funny Shit  (2nd cousin twice removed)

  • what about Bull Schitt and Piza Schitt Daughter Loda Schitt ????

  • @envecchosen sorry about th i ment this

    Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently returned from Italy with his new bride, Piza Schitt. who In turn, had a Daughter Liltel Schitt and two sons Tuff Schitt the body builder and his overweight brother Fat Schitt.

  • wow...lololol xD 5/5

  • as for me, i need to take a fat shit

  • i know im gonna take a fat shit

  • They all got rich and was known as toff schitt

  • rofl

  • hahaha this was actually pretty funny

  • 50 bucks the person to create this was high when they thought of it

  • @happylemonXXX they didn't think of it, this joke has been around for a while

  • no schit sherlock

  • this is some awesome schitt!

  • Thais is the funniest thing I've ever watched

  • LMAO!!! FRKN HILLARIOUS!

  • Know your schitt!

  • @crimsonator you clearly know less about Jack Schit then before, so let me tell you more, Jack Schit got a job under Mr. Ass Hole, who owns the business Ass Wipe inc. along with Mr. Wipe, together they took down Dumb Fuck inc. (how was that?, I just came up with it right now)

  • thats right ho, i now know jack schitt xD

  • Ah hahaha....

  • this shit aint funny

  • ahh... you mean Schit is funny.

  • you can hear his voice crackle at 01:20

    XD

  • i have the jack schitt t-shirt. i always wear it

  • that's fucking nice!!!haha

  • omg where did u get it???

    i want 1

  • omfg its hilarous ... hahhahhaaha :D

  • ive heard of this! XD

  • ROTFLOL

  • OMG THAT IS HILARIOUS

  • LOL!

  • That was funny as hell. Loved it.

  • I love it.

  • my dad has a shirt with the same eact story on his shirt on the front...i know jack shit i met him in nashville he got it 9 years ago

  • funny stuff man lol

  • hahaha this is funny as fuck

  • Send Jack to everyone who sends you an email of how smart they think they are...works wonders!

  • i heard about a teacher whose last name was bumpass. xD

  • i say that teacher is distant family of jack lol

  • Not funny at all, not the least bit inventive or original, just rubbish after rubbish after garbage. There's no accounting for taste I suppose!

  • wtf...rubbish...who says rubbish...british ppl...say skittles

  • actually yea it is funny u hav nooo sense of humor

  • What about ancestors claiming they have "SCHITT FOR BRAINS!"

  • clever

  • I once met Dick Assman...

  • FUNNY AS SHIT!

  • so fuuny how many shits are there

  • more than you can 'shovel'

  • two "t"'s stupids

  • Omg this was the shit!

  • funniest SHIT created... GREAT!!!

  • Pisa Schitt produced a daughter named partly after her - "Whutta Pisa Schitt."

  • Classic clip.

  • you guys forgot to mention the grandpa old schitt

  • thats fucking hilarious

  • @trogdor3001 LOL old schit

  • lol

  • it wa sreally cute! =-]

  • AHAHHAHAHA!

  • lol xD

  • i know jack schit

  • wow lol

  • AHAHAHAHHAHAHAH!

  • hahahaha brilliant XD XD

  • lmfao

  • lmfao

  • I remember this website. It was hilarious. It's a shame that they closed it down a while ago. Wish they would re-open it!

  • That was great, jack schitt got busy and had funny kids

  • this is hilarious, but who the hell takes the time to figure all that out.

  • THIS IS FUNNNNNY!!!!!! :P :D

  • Yay !! :D

  • probadly the funniest video on you tube dat was some funny shit

  • lmAOOOO!!!

  • what happend to holie schitt?

  • he became a priest

  • I have a shirt with the whole story on it. Holie Schitt died young. Sad, but true.

  • Too Funny!!!

  • l.m.a.o

  • Now I know Jack Schit

  • FREAKING HILLARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!=D

    i do know jack schitt

  • lol i LAUGHED MY ASS OFF!!!

  • oh schitt ! i died laughing :))))))))))))))))

  • Go Khachaturian! <3 Gotta love his music.

  • what happened to Holie Schitt??

  • she died

  • now ive seen the light!!.....lol

  • OMG you guys don't know Jack Schit

  • you stand corrected

  • you stand corrected

  • aha haha Parvez!

  • The song in the Beginning is Act I, Scene 2: Recovery / 11. Musical Entr'acte- Allegro Of the Gayaneh Ballet by the Georgian/Armenian/Russian Composer Aram Khachaturian. Also famous for the "Sabre Dance" Which is part of the Gayaneh Ballet as well.

    I just know these things, Khachaturian is my favorite.

    Its great to know his music is still used. ;)

  • shcitt-happons wedding

  • Fuckin funny stuff

  • LMFAO!!!!!!!! THIS IS A REALLY GOO VIDEO..lol

  • Thatz frickin hilarious! now i know Jack Schitt

  • HA HA HA ------SO VERY FUNNIE!!!

  • my name is negro schit

  • it Jack SchitT with 2 t you know, it says so IN THE VIDEO did you watch before posting?

  • Wut about Holie Shcitt? XD

  • lovin it

  • Well, now I definately know jack schitt, and to tell you the truth, his family is a pisa schitt :)

  • lol. a classic.

    the nervous son "chicken shitt" :-p

  • LMAO

  • i saw this when the site was still running and they had some other funny schitt

  • OMG TAHTS FUNNY LOL

  • hahahahahahahaha

  • rotflmfao!!!lol...omg

  • cooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­ooooooooool

    fart!Q

  • the shit-happens marriage... haha...

  • funny. lol.

  • rofl

  • no-schitte sherlock

  • rofls

  • fuck yeah! I still think Fuck is better than Schitt.......

  • yea lol

  • lmao

  • schitt tastic!

  • thats some funny schitt

  • Rofl....

  • never mind. This is probably the funniest video I've seen in a while. Watch Job For A Sponge.

  • haha.

  • it's a classic

  • holy fuking shit is incest...

  • what about holy fuckin shit

  • ummm i dont think eneyone will go there ok.

  • and... by the way..

    great schit !!

  • lol so funny

  • i know jack schit do u??

  • I love this video :)

  • just great

  • haha thats brilliant!!

  • I can proudly say I know Jack Shit! :)

  • omg that was interesting.....

  • best thing i ever watched on youtube!!!!!

  • hehe cool

  • the only problem with this video was the lack of enthusiasm with the voices. something that should of been quite funny was actually boring...

  • This reminds me of some unfinished "Genealogy!" research. {Giggles}  Cute video, Thank you & Happy Summer!

  • Hahaha lmaoo so gdd

  • all the diffrent names were kinnda creative and all, but it was kinnda dumb

  • got anything funnier?

  • o shit i saw saw so awe shit on the floor so i dont give a shit ill just tell me freinds the smell like shit shit shitymcshitshit

  • hah?

  • i know jack schitt now

    woo hoo

  • bull schit

  • ahha yeah thats what i am going to name my kids .... and schitt is going to be their middle name aha how funny would that be! <33

  • "So now, when someone says you don't know Jack Schitt, ..you.. can.. correct them."

  • ha. =]

    made me laugh. &hearts;

    lol

  • noe schitt-sherlock. haha!

  • that was fuckin funny to all u fags-get a fuckin life cause u dont know jack shit

  • ...haha

  • roflol

  • thiss is an old joke

  • fuckin funny!!! son of a buto... sry had 2 do that.

  • SO FUCKIN FUNNY

  • Omg, LMAO! Shit!

  • SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    LMFAO!!!

  • LMAO

  • what's next? Dan Bich?

  • rofl love this

  • Brilliant!