I received this in an email several years ago, saved it on my now dead computer. So I was delighted to find it here on youtube. Reminds me of my dad... :>)
Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently returned from Italy with his new bride, Piza Schitt. who In turn, had a Daughter Liltel Schitt and two sons Tuff Schitt the body builder and his overweight brother Fat Schitt.
@crimsonator you clearly know less about Jack Schit then before, so let me tell you more, Jack Schit got a job under Mr. Ass Hole, who owns the business Ass Wipe inc. along with Mr. Wipe, together they took down Dumb Fuck inc. (how was that?, I just came up with it right now)
The song in the Beginning is Act I, Scene 2: Recovery / 11. Musical Entr'acte- Allegro Of the Gayaneh Ballet by the Georgian/Armenian/Russian Composer Aram Khachaturian. Also famous for the "Sabre Dance" Which is part of the Gayaneh Ballet as well.
I just know these things, Khachaturian is my favorite.
Pisa and bull probably have there own kid by now. Gotta Schitt
TheBiohazardKick 1 month ago
Awe man!! This is hella funny!!!!!
CrazyRandomLie 8 months ago
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA WOW this is fucking funny.
silversunned 9 months ago
There's a pop quiz later, be sure to pay attention. ;-)
WitchMan53 9 months ago
Sounds like its voiced by Jon LaJoi
krystalnacht29 10 months ago
@krystalnacht29 i love jon lajoie!
BestChannelOfAllTime 1 month ago
what happend to holle schit?
and what about sick schit?
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ambiancebf 1 year ago
(comment involving the fact that they forgot one of the million different "schitt" name jokes. aren't you glad i mentioned my idea?)
D1CHHH 1 year ago
A lot of sh....in this video but I shit it is shitfunny :-) Damnsh... :-D
TeeWeeQcKsteel 1 year ago
wat about bat schit
yabayabadingdong 1 year ago
@yabayabadingdong crapshit? :-)
TeeWeeQcKsteel 1 year ago
Hella funny shit!!!
bcarnesecca 1 year ago
what about his irish cousin pile o' schitt
sw460xvr 1 year ago 2
hahahaha :D
Lollis4ever 1 year ago
you should try watching this with Transcriped Audio on! "after finfteen years of marriage jack in those ships docked of course" lol!
chran1138 1 year ago
What about an insane kid, Bat Schitt
MegaRedwing19 1 year ago 3
you just gave me A.D.D
cooley773 1 year ago
My god, I haven't seen this in years.
ubercream 1 year ago
Jack schit turned gay in the end and hooked up with a homo indian guy who he married and so his name was needeepin schit.
nosaj2001 1 year ago 3
I received this in an email several years ago, saved it on my now dead computer. So I was delighted to find it here on youtube. Reminds me of my dad... :>)
woodmom1929 1 year ago
I cant get through this without laughing. It's mostly 'cause of the background music! LOL :D
Guercinator 1 year ago
I believe Dumb Schit's original name was "Dumb Ass"
supergenius1994 1 year ago
Oh my, my slides are splitting right now...
sweetpotatofiend88 1 year ago
This was Funny Shit (2nd cousin twice removed)
KatellaGate 1 year ago
what about Bull Schitt and Piza Schitt Daughter Loda Schitt ????
envecchosen 1 year ago
@envecchosen sorry about th i ment this
Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently returned from Italy with his new bride, Piza Schitt. who In turn, had a Daughter Liltel Schitt and two sons Tuff Schitt the body builder and his overweight brother Fat Schitt.
envecchosen 1 year ago
wow...lololol xD 5/5
gramirez09 1 year ago
as for me, i need to take a fat shit
Mapleholic 2 years ago
i know im gonna take a fat shit
Mapleholic 2 years ago
They all got rich and was known as toff schitt
nosaj2001 2 years ago
rofl
ZaisteTez 2 years ago
hahaha this was actually pretty funny
jmwingo2917 2 years ago
50 bucks the person to create this was high when they thought of it
happylemonXXX 2 years ago
@happylemonXXX they didn't think of it, this joke has been around for a while
supergenius1994 1 year ago
no schit sherlock
JOshyX0Xox 2 years ago
this is some awesome schitt!
1funnnydude 2 years ago 2
Thais is the funniest thing I've ever watched
Bugster0011 2 years ago
LMAO!!! FRKN HILLARIOUS!
carlosportal26 2 years ago 2
Know your schitt!
crimsonator 2 years ago 3
@crimsonator you clearly know less about Jack Schit then before, so let me tell you more, Jack Schit got a job under Mr. Ass Hole, who owns the business Ass Wipe inc. along with Mr. Wipe, together they took down Dumb Fuck inc. (how was that?, I just came up with it right now)
supergenius1994 1 year ago
thats right ho, i now know jack schitt xD
Lumeniaur 2 years ago 3
Ah hahaha....
ShymoonofCloudclan 2 years ago
this shit aint funny
713miked 2 years ago
ahh... you mean Schit is funny.
Jenz6686 2 years ago
you can hear his voice crackle at 01:20
XD
Jarvie1313 2 years ago
i have the jack schitt t-shirt. i always wear it
ashnizzle13 2 years ago
that's fucking nice!!!haha
masterbastersnow 2 years ago
omg where did u get it???
i want 1
George36th 2 years ago
omfg its hilarous ... hahhahhaaha :D
rzopa7 2 years ago
ive heard of this! XD
AkiChan513 2 years ago
ROTFLOL
evilemokid192 2 years ago
OMG THAT IS HILARIOUS
SojaGirl33345 2 years ago 3
LOL!
pingpongbro88 2 years ago
That was funny as hell. Loved it.
meschwitzer01 2 years ago
I love it.
69albert 3 years ago
my dad has a shirt with the same eact story on his shirt on the front...i know jack shit i met him in nashville he got it 9 years ago
spongebob12365 3 years ago
funny stuff man lol
kandygurl652 3 years ago
hahaha this is funny as fuck
Thepoweranga 3 years ago 3
Send Jack to everyone who sends you an email of how smart they think they are...works wonders!
JetfireK 3 years ago
i heard about a teacher whose last name was bumpass. xD
lemonlaw95 3 years ago
i say that teacher is distant family of jack lol
CSIS25 3 years ago
Not funny at all, not the least bit inventive or original, just rubbish after rubbish after garbage. There's no accounting for taste I suppose!
Lachiepops 3 years ago
wtf...rubbish...who says rubbish...british ppl...say skittles
wd1005 3 years ago 20
actually yea it is funny u hav nooo sense of humor
foreverwandering102 3 years ago
What about ancestors claiming they have "SCHITT FOR BRAINS!"
sciotto8 3 years ago
clever
person12345678910 3 years ago
I once met Dick Assman...
kristoflaw 3 years ago 2
FUNNY AS SHIT!
kjv1970 3 years ago 8
so fuuny how many shits are there
sanbrunoskate 3 years ago 2
more than you can 'shovel'
pjezierski 3 years ago 4
two "t"'s stupids
4939274467809 3 years ago
Omg this was the shit!
TJZaman 3 years ago 2
funniest SHIT created... GREAT!!!
nbelleann 3 years ago
Pisa Schitt produced a daughter named partly after her - "Whutta Pisa Schitt."
ChomuSclavus 3 years ago 2
Classic clip.
Kleavers 3 years ago
you guys forgot to mention the grandpa old schitt
trogdor3001 3 years ago 23
thats fucking hilarious
damodura 3 years ago
@trogdor3001 LOL old schit
supergenius1994 1 year ago
lol
XxXisurmomXxX 3 years ago
it wa sreally cute! =-]
katietavilla94 3 years ago
AHAHHAHAHA!
XERVIZERX 3 years ago
lol xD
KanuZankoro 3 years ago
i know jack schit
dashbrosinc 3 years ago
wow lol
axonnsbuddy 3 years ago 2
AHAHAHAHHAHAHAH!
KikiHyrule 3 years ago
hahahaha brilliant XD XD
Maruschek 3 years ago
lmfao
wallE4ever 3 years ago
lmfao
BeyondThaDeepWoods 3 years ago
I remember this website. It was hilarious. It's a shame that they closed it down a while ago. Wish they would re-open it!
hysteria139 3 years ago 3
That was great, jack schitt got busy and had funny kids
djnoopster31 3 years ago
this is hilarious, but who the hell takes the time to figure all that out.
shredder365 3 years ago
THIS IS FUNNNNNY!!!!!! :P :D
mirandalambert96 3 years ago
Yay !! :D
KnightsLantern 3 years ago
probadly the funniest video on you tube dat was some funny shit
duvalboy03 3 years ago
lmAOOOO!!!
basYuhikoi 3 years ago
what happend to holie schitt?
fusebox000 3 years ago 2
he became a priest
artur1991iinc 3 years ago
I have a shirt with the whole story on it. Holie Schitt died young. Sad, but true.
yeahbuddy2 3 years ago 3
Too Funny!!!
21cyBeRghOst21 3 years ago
l.m.a.o
haatz 3 years ago
Now I know Jack Schit
Narutogamer13 3 years ago
FREAKING HILLARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!=D
i do know jack schitt
tallguy1337 3 years ago
lol i LAUGHED MY ASS OFF!!!
gearsofwar2318 3 years ago 2
oh schitt ! i died laughing :))))))))))))))))
imusthaveone 3 years ago
Go Khachaturian! <3 Gotta love his music.
stripe87 3 years ago 3
what happened to Holie Schitt??
juliocasanova1 3 years ago 2
she died
petgirlsweet 3 years ago 2
now ive seen the light!!.....lol
fidopwnsuall 3 years ago
OMG you guys don't know Jack Schit
VideoGameAddict90 3 years ago
you stand corrected
2781990 3 years ago
you stand corrected
2781990 3 years ago
aha haha Parvez!
drajzman 3 years ago
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lame i did not enjoy it
ij0sham 3 years ago
The song in the Beginning is Act I, Scene 2: Recovery / 11. Musical Entr'acte- Allegro Of the Gayaneh Ballet by the Georgian/Armenian/Russian Composer Aram Khachaturian. Also famous for the "Sabre Dance" Which is part of the Gayaneh Ballet as well.
I just know these things, Khachaturian is my favorite.
Its great to know his music is still used. ;)
MIFFLISH 3 years ago
shcitt-happons wedding
geoff6195 3 years ago
Fuckin funny stuff
sexysocks4us 3 years ago
LMFAO!!!!!!!! THIS IS A REALLY GOO VIDEO..lol
UrProtectionServices 4 years ago 2
Thatz frickin hilarious! now i know Jack Schitt
cuutgrl66 4 years ago 4
HA HA HA ------SO VERY FUNNIE!!!
oceanchild70 4 years ago
my name is negro schit
xXCheeseButtXx 4 years ago
it Jack SchitT with 2 t you know, it says so IN THE VIDEO did you watch before posting?
CokeIV 4 years ago
Wut about Holie Shcitt? XD
Searonix 4 years ago
lovin it
SoulessHell 4 years ago 2
Well, now I definately know jack schitt, and to tell you the truth, his family is a pisa schitt :)
renegadebiker24 4 years ago 3
lol. a classic.
the nervous son "chicken shitt" :-p
ronnoot 4 years ago
LMAO
ThePeoplesKing15 4 years ago
i saw this when the site was still running and they had some other funny schitt
EnsDozer 4 years ago
OMG TAHTS FUNNY LOL
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nikekidd8 4 years ago
hahahahahahahaha
zakryan79 4 years ago
rotflmfao!!!lol...omg
A95YB 4 years ago
coooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool
fart!Q
verlysdonk 4 years ago
the shit-happens marriage... haha...
Akatissi 4 years ago
funny. lol.
tatiana54321 4 years ago
rofl
cherokeeSC 4 years ago
no-schitte sherlock
oth90 4 years ago
rofls
wager420 4 years ago
fuck yeah! I still think Fuck is better than Schitt.......
zumwane 4 years ago
yea lol
21alt3go 4 years ago
lmao
narut0grl 4 years ago
schitt tastic!
rexemery 4 years ago
thats some funny schitt
thedials 4 years ago
Rofl....
sabresroc 4 years ago
never mind. This is probably the funniest video I've seen in a while. Watch Job For A Sponge.
rtfk101 4 years ago
haha.
rtfk101 4 years ago
it's a classic
tntpde 4 years ago
holy fuking shit is incest...
RulesMaker 4 years ago
what about holy fuckin shit
KikyoPlay1 4 years ago 2
ummm i dont think eneyone will go there ok.
mysay12 4 years ago
and... by the way..
great schit !!
telmituh 4 years ago
lol so funny
Tomtheflyboy 4 years ago
i know jack schit do u??
sweetytweety101 4 years ago
I love this video :)
Listendamnyou 4 years ago
just great
ev0zerokillz0 4 years ago
haha thats brilliant!!
KyoSatoshi 4 years ago
I can proudly say I know Jack Shit! :)
NoamVazana 4 years ago
omg that was interesting.....
marinergril 4 years ago
best thing i ever watched on youtube!!!!!
retrochick09 4 years ago
hehe cool
TXiCN 4 years ago
the only problem with this video was the lack of enthusiasm with the voices. something that should of been quite funny was actually boring...
letmeinyouwhore 4 years ago
This reminds me of some unfinished "Genealogy!" research. {Giggles} Cute video, Thank you & Happy Summer!
ToyfulSweetartMavMOM 4 years ago
Hahaha lmaoo so gdd
nattweed 4 years ago
all the diffrent names were kinnda creative and all, but it was kinnda dumb
FuzzyDice11 4 years ago
got anything funnier?
twray26 4 years ago
o shit i saw saw so awe shit on the floor so i dont give a shit ill just tell me freinds the smell like shit shit shitymcshitshit
RRoldwin 4 years ago
hah?
DeMoNicBaSSistt 4 years ago
i know jack schitt now
woo hoo
LPmikefan 4 years ago
bull schit
KingOfBBQ 4 years ago
ahha yeah thats what i am going to name my kids .... and schitt is going to be their middle name aha how funny would that be! <33
srraeiddiearrs 4 years ago
"So now, when someone says you don't know Jack Schitt, ..you.. can.. correct them."
allenc0 4 years ago
ha. =]
made me laugh. ♥
lol
jessicakoller11 4 years ago
noe schitt-sherlock. haha!
dramaqueen81893 4 years ago
that was fuckin funny to all u fags-get a fuckin life cause u dont know jack shit
bigdixie35 4 years ago
...haha
Deadhead20 4 years ago
roflol
Tiztd 4 years ago
thiss is an old joke
platypuspwn 4 years ago
fuckin funny!!! son of a buto... sry had 2 do that.
bootsy1995 4 years ago
SO FUCKIN FUNNY
pixiegurl15lance 4 years ago
Omg, LMAO! Shit!
LizetM 4 years ago
SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LMFAO!!!
anathemavampire 4 years ago
LMAO
Danicrzy 4 years ago
what's next? Dan Bich?
Fyaah 4 years ago
rofl love this
MrSkylinerr 4 years ago
Brilliant!
oinkutz 4 years ago