Children

[TheStudyDog]

classic statement!

[ChadC919]

What am I trapped by?

[XTera22]

34 people didnt think of the children

[DTWX]

Sooo... what ABOUT those lil' Bastards? ;p

[ge3k5]

nao salvo

[TOSportsFan1990]

Sex cauldron?? I thought they closed that place down!

[DatG00t]

I used to spam "then I took an arrow to the knee" then I took an arrow to the knee

[BurningRaids]

My reaction to SOPA. How will kids get their music?!

[ghostflyable23]

thinking of the children..thats a paddlin

[Sazologue]

Maud Flanders is not amused.

[filipe19991]

@Sazologue that was her catchprashe.

[Sazologue]

@filipe19991 Wut ?

[applefrog111]

Yeah, let's not limit our dessert choices here.

[zeldafan1997]

I think of the children...

...when I touch myself at night.

[dysonshowtime]

As a smoker and advocate of gun rights, you'd be amazed how many times this comes up.

[McMacMastaMan]

I'm here because i have to write an essay about poverty and i needed a headline for the Childen-poverty-part

[brokenscimitar]

@McMacMastaMan

How about, um, Make Children History?

[VysetheTard]

Shoot her in the head.

[EdM021]

I'm here because of traffic cameras at *all* the school zones, even the ones where the actual schools themselves are extinct.

[ThEMiLkMaN990]

LOLOOLO

[HillsideKlepht]

Penn State

[KevlarNinja]

We will think of the childeren......WHEN YOU STOP SCRECHING LIKE THAT!!!!

[08sunbabe]

i'm here because it's one of my favourite clips

[bristow8411]

I came here because of Saints Row

[god0fgod]

By thinking about children most people want to restrict children's dignity and liberty in the name of "protection".

"My goodness! A child riding a bicycle!" <- That will be the future.

[kperry603]

Even Maude looked at her like, "Bitch, please!"

[minagerges1992]

Ironic...if she thought of the children, she wouldn't be such a gossip, now would she?

[NewarkWilder1]

This video is the basis for ever "pro-life" movement ever.

[safewaysecurity]

@NewarkWilder1 More like Gun Control movements.

[ShupaNaraic]

@safewaysecurity

nope.

[safewaysecurity]

@ShupaNaraic Yup. They always use "the children" as an excuse to treat everyone like children.

[btk88]

lol nice

[LorinServan]

In Turkey fuck turkish men children.

[ShoBeazz]

@LorinServan in soviet russia, children fuck turkish men! (yo... that`s the ONLY kind of answer that a comment like yours deserves).

[NewPemmie]

Pedobear: Oh I am...  I am...

[angrycitizen7]

Social conservatives are fucktards.

[Treblaine]

Forum weapon

[TheSemiAwesome]

What did she say?

[CaptainHollyShort]

But if I think of the children too much, I'm called a pedophile!

[TheoneandonlyGTA]

@CaptainHollyShort I bet the only children you think about are Irish criminal masterminds :P

[CaptainHollyShort]

@TheoneandonlyGTA Nah, drunk children don't turn me on. I know, I know, "He's not a drunk!" Sure, it wasn't mentioned in the books, but c'mon; he's Irish. They come out of the womb with a Guinness in their hand.

[JACKHTV]

@wulf02 we have a lot in common..........

[mokkshaa]

She sounds like my neighbors. *rolls eyes*

[Gigdoat]

CHILDREN

[wulf02]

I think of children....

[AnkokuEvangeline]

@wulf02 Eww!

^_~

[shinigamirenegade]

23 people who agree casey anthony shud have not went to prison

[TheRockIsG0D]

This video is most popular with:

Male 35-44

Male 45-54

Male 25-34

[SHIBAInuFilms]

@TheRockIsG0D It's called putting in a fake age

[schnockerface]

epic username :D

[swaggadontgotmoney]

when i saw this on tv i was like "FUCK THE CHILDREN"

[Chikunnism]

22 Aborted fetuses disliked this v- *Gets shot*

[TheVirtualHurricane]

simpsons did it

[JMGEntertainmentify]

lol cnn brought me here

[Eluzara]

I like Maud's cynical look.

[mdgeist84]

Damn just had a lecture about energy develpoment in the region... and guess what a women threw in half-way? "Won't somebody please think of the children". I loled hard, but nobody unterstood why.

[TheRockHBKfan]

She's like a Megan Fox, who think about the children!

[19hula]

Helen Lovejoy would do well in Cameron's Cabinet.

[PunchSydeiron]

Michael Bay's making a third Transformers film! Oh, won't somebody _PLEASE_ think of the children?!

[Jiemusu89]

It's ok everyone, you can stop thinking about children now.

[Mokurentate]

@NightmareAU

Cannot unfap. *_*

[mdlgs]

How in the world did Wendy Francis get on The Simpsons?

[MADMANx511]

Australian Christian Lobby, anyone? This is precisely what those fuckers are like.

[CaptainCrunch4Me]

This video is most popular with:

Male 35-44

Male 45-54

Male 25-34

WHAT THE FUCK

[Mokurentate]

@CaptainCrunch4Me

Don't worry. That demographic is just mocking the bible-thumping, fear mongering christians out there. :D

[CinnabonChan]

Add several hundred pounds to her, and you get Maggie Gallagher! 

[ErzulShadowmoon]

/watch?v=8VknnWhtvI0

[sega616]

I'll think of the children...

*turns around*

Oh shit their gone!! O.o

[RokoEminemFan]

lol :-D



[FrisianDude]

No, children are stupid.

[pmanderson]

@FrisianDude Couldn't agree more. 

[GhostGardens]

it's funnier when moe says it...

[WWEisgreat1]

Hahahahahahahahah R truth

[thetruth94]

THINK OF THE CHILDREN R TRUTH!

[milkmanv1]

@thetruth94 SOMEBODY PLEASE THINK OF THE CHILDREN!!!

[17107Jon17107]

@thetruth94 YES WIN!

[evrbody]

@thetruth94 THINK OF LITTLE JIMMY!

[MaStErOfFeAr85]

@evrbody Fuck little Jimmy.

[2010raiders2011]

R truth haha

[Bucs6817]

Thumbs up if u came here because Monday Night Raw

[Blargaha]

@Bucs6817 I came here because of The Simpsons...

[conradojavier]

R Truth is Smoking on a Raw Episode.

[AC120Productions]

sounds like the australian government

[euro4569]

I don't think of the children and in fact, THEY are whats wrong with our society today. As a matter of fact, I hate children and teens.

[Dronetek1]

The joke is towards Democrats who always use children to push their policies.

[cobolt13]

Fuck the children.

[Foxer35]

"What does that mean-they reach a certain age, they're off your fucking love list? Fuck your children, if that's how you feel, and fuck you with 'em. Either you love all people of all ages or you shut the fuck up." -Bill Hicks

[TopBanana360]

better when moe says it, and why did you put this on ?

[Deface94]

it's better when moe says it

[neoYTPism]

I suspected this phrase was bullshit even when I was a kid. No, ESPECIALLY when I was a kid.

[itsbankaibitch]

Mario: *turns head* NO!

[Livvyknight]

she says this all the time! hahaha

[FlawdaFootball]

"Speech cannot be suppressed solely to protect the young from ideas or images than a legislative body thinks unsuitable for them." - Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas

[reesemoney]

R.I.P Mrs. Flanders

[conradojavier]

@reesemoney Death by T-Shirt Gun.

[reesemoney]

@conradojavier true she will b forever miss

[jazzie929]

15 people didn't think of the children

[kissguy2]

I hate that woman so much -__-

[Ironwulfen]

Wouldn't somebody PLEASE think of the parents who decide that it shouldn't be their responsibility to raise and educate their own children?!?! Screw you, parents!!

[laughlovelaura]

what episode is this from?

[whatdafuhk]

@laughlovelaura S08E18 - Homer vs. the Eighteenth Amendment

[Guitarscreech06]

GOVERNMENTS WORLDWIDE REMOVING FREEDOM FROM THE INTERNET - child porn/hardcore porn being the catalysts of it.

Of course no one WANTS child pornography, but what do they do? INSTEAD of getting those fucknuts that creates it in the first place, they punish everyone else for sharing the same internet which the files are uploaded to, under the illusion of doing good.

[JarreLL1011]

@Guitarscreech06 what about family guy?

[beakon7]

Liberals can't think for themselves. From Day 1 they get plopped down in front of the TV and have Hollywood shove THEIR values down their throats.

[BritishSnail]

Wishing all of the children across the whole world and their wonderful parents a very, very happy and peaceful Christmas. Amen :-))

[PMeursault]

I always loved this line from the Simpsons, sums up perfectly what is wrong with a lot of the stupid, petty shit on TV and in the media.

[OnThatPowder]

Nobody gives a fuck about the children! They're overrated! Fuck EM!

[crazycute31]

@OnThatPowder teens count has kids too. xD

[Cha0sLord93]

13 people did not think of the children

[xWagnerPlaguesx]

@Cha0sLord93 rofl!

[sofialillian]

mm I think this line comes from the film "Lorenzo's oil". It is said by Susan Sarandon.

[zannierose]

John Seeley on telecall Helping Your Kids Get Unstuck

[chilebus]

FOMEEEEEE NIUN BRILLOO

[qukarlz]

mrs. lovejoy!

[neoYTPism]

I thought of this rhetoric as BS even when I was a little kid... no, ESPECIALLY when I was a little kid.

[tsigo]

I put up a 5-second clip from The Simpsons a while ago and it got taken down in under an hour for copyright violations. This 5-second clip from the Simpsons is almost two years old and has 139k views. Nice.

[whatdafuhk]

@tsigo that's how we roll player! 

[CanadianReich]

@tsigo

maybe you had advertisements on it or were making $ from it??? just a guess...

[PuppetierMaster]

@tsigo Someone thought of the children

[ZaneBarrow]

@tsigo FAIR USE BITCHES WOO!

[Zeightix]

Oh i'll think of the children....when masturbating :>

[kvn8907]

@Zeightix D=:

[Fyaah]

@Zeightix can i join in please?

[brotherbrown1984]

@Zeightix TMI

[MadNotAngry]

"Think of the children - think of the children" ... been thinking about children too much  lately, so now, I've been thinking of the busty blondes, instead

[TheAceAmerz]

I HATE MAUDE!

[mishgun420]

@TheAceAmerz Maude is dead homie, sorry to be the one to break the news

[SnowflakeVaan]

Maude: just stfu!

[paulschober]

@SnowflakeVaan

That's Ellen Lovejoy:)

[MaurizioMorti]

I hate Her

[DMalice24]

Not even in just politics in all aspects of life too. Remember delicious Wonderballs? I heard that a kid choked on the candy inside so they got rid of the Wonderball all together. TV and Music, countless censorship because of these mothers "thinking of their children" when they hear alot worse at school or even in their own homes.

[thefonz003]

@DMalice24 I don't think that actually happened in the first place. It sounds like an urban legend.

[Dp3ch3Mod3UndrGround]

Stupid Lady Gaga....

[Dp3ch3Mod3UndrGround]

Stupid Lady Gaga....

[killerneon302]

cool story bro

[Monkey200728]

LiamNolan is a fuckin' faggot idiot. What a moron.

[habs4life9]

people who say "think of the children" are all selfish fucks who only want to push their own bullshit political agenda. that is what the simpsons tries to show with helen. people who say this don't really give a fuck about children.

[DrunkSamurai]

@habs4life9 That is 100% true. When somebody says it all they want to do is force their own morals on children.

[WB2RM]

Sounds like government everywhere trying to curtail our freedoms and manipulate us with fear, saving the children is the ultimate cop out.

Ask Hitler

[gr8Sweetfox]

no look on anything. Those pooor children are everywhere. I cant stand it anymore. I am gonna explode of frustration! I wanna read something without reading the world "child" or kid, or baby or newborn I CANT STAND IT ANYMORE :DDDD

THose pooor children. I mean OK. Sometimes all they lack is maybe some hours of having someone around. Thats so pathetic. As I was 12. i was always over 10 hours alone all day

[highwind8124]

Fucking punch that woman.

[MagnitudePerson]

She rocks, randomness FTW

[topsy420]

@MagnitudePerson It's not random.

[DimeLivesInUs]

Sounds like every damn political prostitute on Capital Hill, both sides of the Aisle mind you.

[CinnabonChan]

Every female Daily Mail reader ever.

[CinnabonChan]

You can get away with any sort of bigotry or stupidity if you just scream this loud enough.

[BlackZethyr45]

All I could say after watching that?

...

No.

[brokensoul8390]

Every time I hear her say this makes me wanna smash her face in.

[CinnabonChan]

Even Maude wants her to shut the fuck up!

[gr67ful]

It's supposed to be meant as a meme. That saying has been around longer than the Simpsons have been on tv.

[Jekkoify]

lmfaooooooooooo

[JoePropaganda]

lol......... XD

[twsty123456]

funnier when Moe says it XD

[thegr33nbastard]

fuck children. they can all go to hell

[TheDude569]

I poop on children

mama

[fuzzysting]

I don't like children, but maybe I'm not seasoning them properly.

[disbuylshite]

In the words of George Carlin, "Fuck the Children"

[EnjoyCocaColaLight]

My words exactly.

[Legotruck82]

Sounds like Michael Atkinson, discussing the australian video game rating system, and why it doesn't need an R+18 Rating. Just so you know, he is now trying to get CoD:MW2 banned too.

[FearlessSon]

I believe that this piece of rhetoric is common among those who fear that they are losing cultural authority. Usually, the younger generation is the first to adopt new cultural ideas, and the older generation loses influence with them, becoming marginalized in the process.

[InsertName125]

This bit of rhetoric is usually part of a political agenda that couldn't care less about children.

[FearlessSon]

Oh, I do not deny it. Hence, I am childfree.

[LucyStag]

@InsertName125 Yep. But that's sort of the idea with her character, after all.

[InsertName125]

AMEN!

[qwert12610]

@FearlessSon wtf

[glaxko2]

@FearlessSon I otherwords... Lol?

[dalejandrokpo]

LOL, amazing!!!

[ysbaddaden2003]

The Simpsons need more frontal nudity scenes.

[DigitalAquarius]

sounds like republicans talking about Obama speaking at schools

[corncat]

um, you might want to read the study guide that the White House had to pull. Once you've done that, then you can render an opinion on the matter in an informed way.

[IheartFreedom]

@DigitalAquarius sounds like all politicians

[dsultima]

@DigitalAquarius It sounds like the signing of ObamaCare when he has that kid standing there.