Bit His What? [AKA: The Birds, The Bees and The Shrimp]

[LittleMissKarate]

Ed is as tall as the adults xD

[watergodess32]

hshshshhahahahahahhahhahaahhaa­hahahahhah in a place u never wanted to be kicked

[icrazyhpk]

the guy dueing hughes sounds just like him at the end, and I was dying of laughter because of this. I haven't even really had the talk and I know more than that ed, even though ed lost his parents. But he did experience a women having birth so he knows more about birth than i do, and I'm a girl!

[worrapsandssor]

3:08 best part of it all when he understands finally!

[Animegurl158]

O.O ED DON'T PUKE IN AL'S ARMOR K?

[crystalstorm9]

OMG LOL

[LittleMissKarate]

xDD Fangirl spazzzzzmmmmmmssss :L

[firehchan]

That Hughes was probably the best i've seen :O

The voice even sounded just like him <3

BEST SKIT EVER.

[undyingphoenixfire]

i would love to live in a world where bushes can move

[xXxMikuStoriesxXx]

0:36 ARRRRGH! XD

[roseheart222]

No!!! Ed don't use it in future fights!!!!!!

[WildHowrses]

LMAO Hughes: "Oh, right on time"

XD JUST got that...

[CarriePoes]

That was hilarious,

[sarah55378]

XD omg ed so gotta get out a little more XDDDD!!!!!

[samuraifan9]

I adore how Ed ats when he finally figures out what the girl bit

[EmuShow]

what kind of fight are those two having

[iDolphinz514]

"I'm gonna go lie down...and be sick!"

[CamyWantzACookie]

*dies of laughter*

[TikTokToxic]

Ed sounds like Jennet MaCurdy!

[OtakuAme]

there ed reacted the exact same way my friend does to that sorta stuff. she's so sweet and innocent its dangerous, especially considering she's turning 16 soon

[CrazyChic1072]

..........LOOLLLLLLLLLLLL i have to show this to my friend shes just as "uninformed" and "innocent" as him and i have to teach her a few things.....

[aknarxus]

I've watched this twice and it was funnier the second time!!! lmfao!

[FMAxEdwin]

Hughes- "You see Ed when a man and a women...or in Roy's case several women" lol

[SonikkuzaHejiihoggu]

I died. XDDD

[ShukketsuStudio]

Oh my God XD

[TheRealTaylorTv]

I'd bite Ed ;D

[monkeygirl333sm]

Lol HE'S 16!! HAHA wow. Yaoi fangirls are crazy lol. Funniest skit ever haha

[princessthyemis]

I really wish I knew some adults who loved FMA and were willing to spend lots of money on a good costume!!!

[ShukketsuStudio]

@princessthyemis I know some :D

[princessthyemis]

@ShukketsuStudio COOOL!!!!!!!

[princessthyemis]

*gasp* Is that...Hughes??? T.T

[shino0427]

first time watchin -___- smh ....after watchin it amillion times XD LMAO HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!

[firestarfan737]

huges is talking to roy the whole time! LOLZ he's to chicken

[firestarfan737]

Was he acting that out? Or were they just going along making it up?

[Darkraigrl]

WHY did I not comment on this before? Oh geez, this is funny! XD

Hughes' reaction to the Colonel being bitten is priceless. And Ed is so innocently clueless... I love it! X3

[dmbstmbs]

Lolololololo

[dmbstmbs]

Funny can not stop lol omg

[paramorechick007]

The military just strips more and more of Ed's innocence every day XD

[wawabooty]

Just train Black Hayate to do it jeez

[TheBrokenTide]

Who is that Riza?



[maliah13]

I Lol'd so hard xD Ed is just so innocent it's hilarious!

[personthatneverwas]

I got a six pack from laughing so hard....XD

And Ed is as short as ever...lol jk

[sonicacartoonperson]

Oh dear god xDDD

[destanymass]

couldn't stop laughing

[wonderfulrosa]

Ed: OH MY GOWSH! xD

[08fullmetalalchemist]

LOL "think of a place u wouldnt like to b kicked" .........

" AWWW O MY GOSH"

[Friendsheyho]

I love our fandom.

[catitgirl333]

my friend is as inocent as can be and she didnt get it when i sent it to her. me on the other hand well my mind is so dirty. i fell out of the seat and laughed for an hour.

[amyexpertfan11]

ME:LOL WOW PRICELESS REACTION!!!

[Soultail]

Oh my god!! -grinning like crazy-

[Goldenwolf546]

fake bush - 1$

Costumes - 30$

Ed's reaction - priceless

[Crappyfilmstudios]

(these are fancharacters plz don't ask)

Connor: He didn't get that?

Sawyer: Nah he's to little.

Ed: SAWYER!

[cheyXclaustraph0bia]

LOLOLOL.

[animenerd58]

"why not? It obviously freaked him out, I could use that tatic against him in future fights." lol I died laughing at that part!

[kagome123451]

Somewhere I don't want to be bitten.....Uh, the ass....the ear.....Just about anywhere.

[KishinCrazy]

This is officially the best Maes EVER!!! :D

[lunamoon501]

@kishincrazy now I live in teh usa in utah but I am going to an anime convention on march 11 right after my birthday but yes I would soooo glomp myself!!!! Woooh! But first I need to find a doppleghanger...lawl

[lunamoon501]

@kishincrazy lawl! :3

[KishinCrazy]

@lunamoon501 Yes lol indeed, you live in the uk coz I might be going as Edward Elric to the London Expo

Can you glomp yourself? If I could, I would :D

[lunamoon501]

Lol!

[lunamoon501]

Um not trying to be perverted but I'm close to edwards age so I'm gonna say the perverted sentence anyway: I'd be happy to bite edward there anytime! And I think edward fangirls would agree with me! Huh? Huh?

[KishinCrazy]

@lunamoon501 Hell yeah :D

[Kitsuneru]

Riza: Think of a place you'd never want to be KICKED.

Ed:......HAAAAUGH Dx.

[StormWhisker2]

XD Love it

[AlphonzGirl123]

omigawsh. pure genius. i love this [eople

[kameillakittycat]

HAHAH XD this is so funny and sum uy in the background yeled "the tree can move?

" and once ed said "i can use that tactic agist him " evry one is going to use that agist him and that is when yoai was maid lol

[shadowsgirl5678]

HOH!!! OH!!! that was funny lol my fave moment

[emi3chan]

I love how you see Roy running across putting his clothes back on.

[AppleCosplay]

Edward's reaction is priceless XD

Riza- Where is the one place you wouldn't want to be bitten?

Edward- ..............*gasp* D8, I'm gonna go lie down

XDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[FMAfan123100]

"i could use that tactic against him" *yaoi fangirls die*

*regular fans are WTF-ed*

*I crack up*

BEST COSPLAY SKIT EVER

[NarutoUzimaki4evr88]

@FMAfan123100 as did i XD



[wildpoolcat]

@FMAfan123100 I was laughing so hard! I couldn't believe it it was so damn hilarious! I did almost die!

[Jblac33]

2:24 xD Hughes's reaction LMAO

[Ash6777]

That was just too funny. Awesome!!!

[Satsujinsa]

I;d like to see him pull off that tactic.

[Meg0246]

lol ed!

[SugarHigh8D]

"One of the girls, she... she /bit/ the colonel." Hughes' face and reaction is WIN xD

[LuffysLilSis321]

hey!! this is fake! ED ISN'T THAT TALL!!XD

[samuriiyumi]

Haha around 0:35 it seriously sounded like roy in the background. Like Travis just screamed out of nowhere....or it was just a generic man scream and i love roy too much XD

ps.Poor ED! XD i feel his pain......im just as oblivious as he is :D

[Milkshakethecat]

@samuriiyumi I thought the same thing!

[darklordsapprentice]

this was fantastic

[Neoko1koga]

Well, Edward, if i was in your defense i'd say you were a obilvious.

BUT

I'm not in your defense....GO GET HIM TIGER! Grrrowllll!

[Reavstone21]

lol i love this....

[RandomKPluver]

....Wow, I guess Ed's now prepared.

[XooooooL]

@RandomKPluver LOL! xD

[ImAgEeK4EvEr]

They make Ed seem like an Idiot... LOL poor colonel

[manda89468]

Omg lol pore Ed he has no idea intill the end

[AllMightyTallestEmma]

I'm sorry people... it was me who bit him >;3

[AllMightyTallestEmma]

Ummm the girl who bit him... I'm sorry, it was me >;3

[Sessgirl]

can't stop laughing. XD

[Graciethekat]

BTW i love the video! hilarious! i love how Edward is so oblivious to the situation.

[RomaAngel95]

Wow...... I love ED!!! So cute..... amazing.

[FranchescaConFuzzleD]

I'd probably be one of those several women in Roy's case . ♥

Flame Alchemist FTW .

[Grahaminlove]

Gahahaha I could not stop laughing the whole time. Poor oblivious Ed xDDDD

[Starlight454127]

0:57 they used alchemy to move the tree ^_^

[tinatina5252]

@Starlight454127

i cant stop laughing from that comment. xD

BUT if they used alchemy to move the tree y did ed put it back when saying 'd@nm tree...' If u maxamise the volume he dose say it. xD

[sesshylvrable]

hahahahahahaha!!!!!! love it that was awesome!!!!

[mshaly1]

LOL i kept laughing the whole time ;D

[MattakiHanaUchiha]

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[chico11211]

"And...where exactly did you bite him?"

Lmao!

[cynderfandragon]

LMFAO. omg nice job this made me fall right out of my chair laughing. My favorite part: "Well, me and the girls were just having a bit of, "Harmless Fun," really. And then one of the girls, well, she, she bit the Colonel.". I have a dirty dirty mind and where she bit him xDD

[Dovesong23]

"Ah, so the Colonel is afraid of being bitten."

[10puppyluv]

i love how Ed is like 15 and didn't understand it but im only 13 and i understood it completly

[yugiohgirl0909]

@10puppyluv well, you know all he think about is alchemy and stuff... he's never think about something like that.

[cheezrox124]

No matter how many times i watch this it still makes me laugh over and over

[xDawnstepx]

xDDD You know, Ed, I'm sure Roy wouldn't complain if it was, in fact, you using that 'tactic' against him... xD

[AnnieSaprani]

instead of being all "oh, god i'm gonna be sick" i be all "damn, she beat me to it. i really wanted to hurt him..."

[Graciethekat]

@AnnieSaprani you are such a perv!!!

[Daphnegirl93]

Also, thanks for adding the script in the description ^^

[HatsuneMiku18]

best act ever! lol,i wish i saw this live!

[Lil0vesSakura]

i knew exactly wat she ment when she said mustang got bit and that comes from being a die hard yaoi lover

[xxAMOR101xx]

Hahaha!!!! OMG ROY GOT BIT!!!! and its amazing how we all understood what she meant!!! Yaoi lovers rule!!! :D

[dianadarkness]

EEEEEDDDDDD I LOVEEEE ♥♥♥♥♥ te amo Edward eres el mejor!

[DX7036]

What he said at 2:24 2:25? I'm italian

[missboldsen]

@DX7036 i could use that tactic against him in the future

[SpidersAreNotScary]

*dies* MY GOD EPIC WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN! I can't stop laughing!!!!!!!!!!!

[BamF394]

I'm going to go... and lie down... Be sick..

[Lisilsa]

This is epiic and that guy is the best Hughes I have ever seen!!! 8D

[missmarixxx]

XDD i donno how many times ive saw this but its AWSOME! XD epic win for ed~! :D

[chibiboru]

the 4 people who missed the fav button were obviously watching too many romance movies at the same time where the people are all straight :P this is the funniest thing I've ever seen XD Ed just bumped up on my 'fav anime character' list XD

[TannerzBananerz]

Yes Edo, you go ahead and use that tactic against Roy xD

[XxchinachickxX]

This skit was AWESOME!!!

Best I've ever seen.

=3

[321AnimeFreak]

omg!!! hahaha ed reaction to the whole situation was pricelessXD

[wcatseries]

i love it:D

[spastasticsify]

i dont get it....

[girlheart8998]

So perverted... which is what makes it SOOOOO funny!!!!!!!!!!! =^w^=

[dashboardxx]

"The tree can move?!"

[GreaserGirl45]

OMG that was the best skit I've seen

[Toshirozgirl22]

if i were that ed cosplayer i would not be able to keep my face straight! Wonderful work!

[Popmax79]

these are the best fma cosplayers i have ever seen

[DarkangelBea]

hahahahah that's was..... so funny! just perfect, poor ed's reactions XD

[Hanyou1993]

I was kinda cluless like Ed the hole vid...well.. I would have been if the crowd hadn't gone al "ooh" like when she said "bit him"XD they I got what they ment:P

[KittyEaredAlchemist]

it would be so funny if ed used "the tactic" in the fullmetal vs flame episode!

[thenarutotwilightfan]

go ahead Ed, use that "tactic" during your next "fight" with mustang...

[justin11421]

@thenarutotwilightfan oh man i would love to see that lol

[thenarutotwilightfan]

@justin11421 so would i. xD

[justin11421]

@thenarutotwilightfan hahahaha

[thenarutotwilightfan]

@justin11421 :)

[stoneclaw11]

still, i want him to use that tactic ;P

[ranko1996]

i LOVED ed's reaction!! i would of been like that too!!!

I saw this during lunch at my school and i was sick with mental pictures so your not the only one ed :(

[zadrfan2]

that is so funny

[Jrsy7]

i can never get enough of this. its sooooo funny!!!! LMAO eds gasp at the end was hilarious

[albertwesker1325]

WOW ROY HAS HAWKEYE ON HIS TAIL

[NarutoModeSage]

she was playing with Ed's hair lol.

[ToughTiger7]

LOL! That is amazing! XD

[edokinzalchemy]

i dotn know how anyone could stop laughing, so posing on my facebook!

[SuperMsfulifyable100]

oh my gooood ..cant stop laughing this is so funnnnnyy

[MetalArmyXxx]

it's the funniest thing EVAH!! I can be soooo dumb XDD * my RLRopeplay is Edward ^^*

[StebbieMelon]

That Hughes cosplayer is SEXXXXXXXXXXXY <33333

[mago289]

at 0:58 some one said the bush can move

[b1a2y3k4a5y6]

*ROLLING ON THE FLOOR LAUGHING MY HEAD OFF!!!!!* I love how Hughes is on the hone talking about his daughter........

[SaiwolfShinobi]

THE talk.

[chibiikat]

best skit ever! haha funny

[PK170990]

The best!!!!

[DaiDai12100]

LOL A dude in the background 'the tree can move?"

[HeartlessX93]

the next time i should not drink when i look such videos....^^

the cosplayers are awsome!

+favo and 5*****^^

[IListenToTheHorses]

LOL that was hilarious XD

[xxwingzofleadxx]

oh my goodness, best skit ever.

[anime4evergrl]

wheres a place you never want to be kicked?

UHHHG!!

LOL that was funny.

poor oblivious Ed. He never had a mom or dad to give him the talk...

[Nashaylathlayli]

Ahahaha :D

[Thief8Bit]

I love when Ed gasped loudly. that was the best part.

[Ketychan]

I love this part ,,You see Ed, when a man and a woman... or in Roy's case, several women, love each other very, very much--" XD

[alchemicxfuse]

That just made me cry. xD

[MidnightSunCullen]

xD

"A tree can move? Amazing!"

Ahh poor poor Ed...

Having to have that image in his little mind

x3

[1yukicross1]

wow, i JUST caught that, haha!

[PatrioticPuppy18]

I THINK what Hughes said was, "Whatever you say, but one of those people is such a role [as in, one of the people he has keeping tabs on Mustang], and her job is to literally spoil Mustang's endeavors." Hope that helped. :3

This just proved that I've seen this skit too many times. By far one of my favorite FmA skits~ <3 These people did such a great job!!

[TheOriginalJellicle]

@PatrioticPuppy18 Late addition, but he says "Whatever you say, but one of those people was Sergeant Laurel, and her job is.... etc, etc." ^_^

[missmismik]

OMG NICE <3<3<3<3

[Narutodeservesmore]

This is just filled with win ;)

[Tilikum123]

FIVE STARS!!!!! So funny! <3