How to be a Muslim: Funny Islamic Table Manners

[M42064]

What if you are eating ribs? they require both hands.

[zhonlino]

licking hand is more health in our body, by a vitamin scientist .

[Abdi9795]

hhhhhhhhhhh good one brother!

[salim3916]

كس ام البيض

[shotta0121]

Shit, I was born left handed. I am now gonna have to learn to jerk off with my right hand.

[JessoGeorge]

What if u dont hav right hand, what wil be ur option, is ur right leg

[noonazz94]

@JessoGeorge No your left hand and if you're left handed you can also eat with your left hand :)

[niku10]

haha very funny guy with low IQ...right hand or left hand.if you don't like your left hand cut it off simple.can't believe this grown man talk like this.

[IslamicThoughts]

Barak Allah feek shaykhana alkarim.

[saaaaaaaaaraaaa]

wth is he doing ??!!!

btw i am muslim and we don't learn how to eat but it's not good to eat in the left hand !

[Serpico261]

@saaaaaaaaaraaaa its true, muhammed said that the devil eat ith his right hand or otherise...and he said you should eat otherise. He even said....

Volume 1, Book 4, Number 156:

Narrated Abu Qatada:

The Prophet said, "Whenever anyone of you makes water he should not hold his penis or clean his private parts with his right hand. (And while drinking) one should not breathe in the drinking utensil ."

common man and you follow this guy? this is more sad than funny

[SithSereyPheap1]

Which hand do you wipe your arse with ? and which do you use to hold your dick to take a piss ?

[alnarweeg92]

mr scholar when you drink or eat with your left hand, u do not follow satan, the narration says you eat with satan

[usablkbarbie]

Love it

[QuranVsHadith]

what frigging ZOO did these people free this moron from?

[LittleQueenTudor]

But I am left handed....

[rahim310]

i bet you he wanks with his right hand ass hole

[king4barcelona]

@rahim310 how dare u dirty mouth it

[rahim310]

i use my left hand to eat and right to wipe my ass common sence you dont need a video to explain this ass hole

[sh4p3shifter]

FUCKING STUPID, HOW IS THE LEFT HAND DIRTY? I WIPE MY ASS WITH MY RIGHT HAND BECAUSE I'M RIGHT HANDED, I USE TOILET PAPER AND WASH MY HANDS AFTERWARDS, SOME MUZZIES JUST USE THEIR HAND. FUCKING BACKWARD SAVAGES.

[torkhn11]

this guy is fucked up .so let all people cut off thier left hands wtf

[moujahed]

@torkhn11 You missed the point completely. He sat on his hand to train himself to eat and drink using his right hand. Simply because he is left handed and is used to using it, yet wants to follow the prophet Muhammad (may peace be upon him) that he seeks guidance from. He used Michael Jackson at the end as an example, but I am sure there is someone that you look up to...maybe a musician or whatever and you've done something similar to your hero.

[torkhn11]

this guy is fucked up .so let all people cut off thier left hands wtf

[king4barcelona]

all prophet use right hand with food and shake

[sawu101]

im a muslim and im like wtf i love my left hand! mofos dont tell me to eat with my right left hand motherfucker left hand all da waaayyy!

[VonStierlitz]

All these fanatical muzzie idiots just love to inject their retarded jizzlamic bulllshit into every aspect of human life. Superstitious fucking morons !

[n1cholson]

Superstition

[taten21]

he is a gay kill him !!lol

[kendrawhisp]

Satan temped him to use his left hand. This is what I can't stand about religion, they take no responsibility for their own wishes.

[shotta0121]

Can you jerk off with the left then ?

I tried to do it with right but no luck.

[johnyehyeh]

what if iam lefthanded, stupid islamic table manner . lol hahahah

[jhall38]

Moh was such a holy guy! He knew just how to eat his hobbous with his right hand while he was decapitating with his left hand. He knew how to grab a fresh rape victim from a mass murdering/raping/pillaging raid with his LEFT hand while he licked the hommous off the fingers of his right hand. What a glorious, spiritually enlightened man! A true multi-tasker! He could eat felafel and murder people at the same time! He must have been sent from allah (that nasty kaabah demon poop of a god)!

[jhall38]

Puerile Islamic doctrines establishing controls over every little spiritually insignificant thing people do lends itself to FASCISM. Totalitarianism finds this a fruitful environment. Keep people busy doing a million things and convince them that this is what true spirituality is about and you can prop up people like Muhammed who will do ANYTHING to satisfy all their truly evil desires. They will pillage the nation's riches, kill any opponents, all the while appearing holy by these silly rules.

[jhall38]

A better thing for Muhammed to be concerned about would have been the BLOOD that was on his hands from all his murders. Mohammed should have raised CLEAN hands before God by stopping all the evil things he did and by not telling all the lies in his Taqqiya Quran. Hand cleaning and usage is a RUSE in Islam. It distracts non-Muslim critics and self-critical Muslims from the real issues. Spiritual cleanliness is more important. Hand washing is secondary and does not improve one spiritually.

[jhall38]

Allah and Muhammed must be too stupid and hateful to know that there are left handed people. Gag at gnats and swallow camels, yaMuslims. You wouldn't know something spiritual if you died. Everything in your religion is so carnal, so fleshly, so LITERAL and concrete. You are such CONCRETE thinkers. Grow up. Anyway, camel swallowers, didn't Moh say, "Don't use your left hand since Satan eats with his left hand?" (How unutterably, laughably stupid!) So why are you holding a knife with it?

[king4barcelona]

@jhall38 christian jewish doing taugh about right left hand ate?????

[yasm2002]

hahah people going to the moon... and this man teaching which foot to inter the room

[Rustyshacklefization]

I just hope you dont lick your fingers after masturbation

[bongapendo]

In all sincerity, which hand do you use to mastrubate?

[oXxXMattyXxXo]

@bongapendo The Right one of course! Mr. Satan mastubates with his left hand!

[gulsbyjag]

This has to be some kind of joke. Just like a mythical god in the sky.

[ZaneIsSane]

I think he still jerks off with his left hand: he sounds like an IDIOT!!

What stupid religion is this that believe satan eats and drinks with his left hand?? Do they also think satan drives around in a skoda?

So DUMB!!!!!

[CopticLovesUSA]

I have watched thus video nearly 5 times, and each time it still makes me laugh.

Hahah. So there's a Hadith on licking your fingers? Hahah!!!

That's so sweet.

May your Allah bless you all with some brains.

[CopticLovesUSA]

Thanks. 

That was hilarious.

[mildot986]

Stupid Mooks.

[pinkeraserpet12]

Western Muslims

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!......Yo!

[meowbrunei]

is this guy for real?

[dickk135]

i think the world would be a better place if we just got rid of all the sand niggers!!

[MrGlobula]

Even a laws for eating. really?

[nuubez]

wow, i don't want to start a flame war about religion here, but seriously? If Satan is a lefty, then why don't we all just chop our left hands off? I mean if whatever god created us, he did it for us to obey him, why would he then create our left hand to follow satan? Think carefully if god wants us to truly love him rather than not using our left hand to do things.

[Rustyshacklefization]

Do you also have to learn how to shit and piss in islam ?

what if your left handed since birth what then you fucking moron you automatically follow satan ?.....You have ZERO logic

[AntaresInScorpius]

Do not eat with your left hand, for the Satan eats with his left hand.

{Book 023, Chapter 11, Number 5007 : Sahih Muslim}

[crazysonia1]

can some body pls tell me, if its true that, in islam they say its better to keep quiet while ur chewing ur food? and why?

[ShikaIno4evr]

@crazysonia1 As far as I'm concerned, although it's not blatantly prohibited, it goes back to common manners. No one wants to see your chewed food while eating.

[TaaiToy]

And what about making the food? Should you only use your right hand? What a bunch of idiots. Ha ha ha, "Only use your right hand". Yeah right, I guess he loves to use the right hand when he jerkoff.

[RateCommentSubcribe]

very nice Masha Allah

[Sabriyah21]

Subhan Allah he made me laugh, and he has spoken the truth

[cairo4448]

Islam is pure bullshit it tells you what to do and how to live your life.There is no freedom islam is not just a religion because religions don't control every aspect of your life like islam does.It's more like a cult that is training monsters(muslims) to go out in the world and infect everybody else.In other religions there's more freedom and more tolerance.

[cairo4448]

This guy just offended every left-handed person in the world who is he to tell ppl how to eat,drink,or spit? Is he god himself? I don't think so.

[cairo4448]

If any retard listened to him and trained themselves to only use their right hand even when they are left handed I would laugh. I am right handed and if someone told me I couldn't use my right hand I would say screw you.You know how hard it is to write with the opposite hand than the hand you're used to?

[shesrightyo]

@cairo4448 talking about eating not writing..subanAllah

[abdisalaam100]

haha...smart guy...!! masha'' alllah

[crazy4jesus63]

What if you are LEFT HANDED?

[MrGlobula]

Because this guy is a false teacher I will make sure I don't change.

[luciferiexcelsil]

.... wow... fuck this, now I'm fucking offended, left hand the hand of satan?

so I'm satan for being left handed?

what is this? a 12th century video?

[tommy77bc]

Jesus loves kids, muslims f-ck kids, Pedophiles and devil worshipers. I hope the next time they go to take a shit all their insides fall out.

[oooodin]

crazy fucking paedophile rejects!!!

islam should be removed from the planet and all followers should be shot.

[1234mirko]

So many stupidities can we found only in KORAN..............hehe only with right hand, and what if the mans hand is broken???

[Imarco93]

@1234mirko THIS RULE IS SOO STUPID

I AGREE WITH YOU

BUT YOU KNOW WHAT?

YOU ARE ALSO VERY VERY STUPID

cause that rule is not in the quran

is in those not-trusting hadiths...

so get your facts right

before open your mouth

[mulhed]

حمار !

[bigbadro]

Hahahahahahaha!!!!!! This was very entertaining....an people marvel at this man....what about all the other things his messenger said???

[TaaiToy]

But he didn't make meal with his left hand or??? What a moron.

[lushhmushh]

wow i love this man.. masha allah.. may Allah bless him.. never again i will eat with my left!!!!

[UnyieldingDefiance]

Muslims don't have brains, thats why they need the Quran to tell them these things lol.

[Imarco93]

@UnyieldingDefiance

you are the one without a brain

this is not in the quran!

[UnyieldingDefiance]

@Imarco93 Well maybe you should read the Hadith then :) theres even more ridiculous bullshit in there.

[pookiespicklespie]

Who is this prick!!!

[ShasoDnarb]

As an agnostic, I watch these videos in order to better prevent offending those with different beliefs. At the very least, it's courteous to do so, which is a very humanist thing to do, regardless of faith.

[MohammedbenDover1]

This is easy! jizzlamists eat shit and drink piss. Now, how hard was that?!

[Gabrielitodlp]

Actually in American style manners one uses the fork in the left hand while cutting and switches to the right hand to pick up and eat. So in the European style it may be "savage" but not here. :)

[simpan105]

DIE motherfucking ISLAM!!!!!!!!!!!

[ddrhorror]

AWESOME!!! LOLZ hey everyone watch my videos they are great. we have like 9 or so of me and my friends singing and dancing!!! its pretty sexy

[oxyman10]

Satan tempted him to use his left hand? What a load of shit, it would be funny if it wasn't true.

[oxyman10]

This makes me hate organized religion even more, how can someone convert to this? Most people do without knowing about how controlling it is.

[empraptorg]

lmao... 5 stars for the hilarity.

[Trinivalts]

This is the part why I despise religion, all these rules are plain nonsense.

[WmnRights]

Because you see it that way my friend, you haven't seen anything aside from (Rules, rules, rules rules and more rules)

[Trinivalts]

Well, yeah, and I don't see how is this any argument to what I said. Forbidden eating with left hand because of "devil" doing it is nonsense, and even if a devil exists the fact that he eats like people is even more of a nonsense.

[WmnRights]

You look at one aspect and neglect others, the fact that Islam only has 3% laws and regulation and a striking 97% about relationship between god and man is alone astonishing. But, you haven't seen that, or, maybe you don't want to.

[mrdinx]

Could you post a video about the proper method of using the bathroom?

[thepeacemaker786]

I encourage you to take the time to learn more about Islam. Talk to Muslims and read what they have written. There are more than 1.2 billion Muslims in the world. Islam is the fastest-growing religion in the world. There must be something about it that is appealing to a lot of people, and satisfying to a lot of people! Don't just take the word of the media on it, read and learn for yourself and make your own decision.

[gulsbyjag]

The more I learn about Islam, the more I am repulsed by it. Iran, that wonderful Islamic Republic, executes more people than any other country in the world AND they STONE about 100 women to death per year. Allah and Islam can go to heaven and please leave earth alone!

[shotta0121]

@gulsbyjag

Actually,

China has the highest number of excutions, followed by Iran.

And the US comes at an impressive fifth place

[liahbeah1314]

@gulsbyjag dont curse a faith you know nothing about pick up a quran sometime Allah means God your GOD every ones god weather you beleive he is there or not things in the faith of islam is spiritual and beautiful, you may be surprised of the enlightenment you my gain from such beautiful scripture we are not here to kill or to terrorise we're here to save humanity allah sent islam for all of us to share i dont mind you calling a muslim bad because i have no comment but cursing islam is just sin

[gulsbyjag]

@liahbeah1314: If the actions of Muslims don't tell me about Islam, then what does? Also, why believe in something for which there is zero evidence on the hope that you will find out when you are dead. Give me a break!

[NiyaziVideos]

@gulsbyjag There is a big difference between many islam u got shiitis sunnis and more iran is shiitis mostly so u can't judge ALL THE MUSLIMS for what Iran does.

Its just so funny how dumb u are 1 day you will cry what u said about islam.

[gulsbyjag]

@NiyaziVideos - threats about what is going to happen to me after I'm dead are as stupid as worrying about which hand I wipe my a@ss with.

[NiyaziVideos]

@gulsbyjag Lol well good luck sitting home going to vids about islam.

[gulsbyjag]

@NiyaziVideos And you enjoy living in a country where you can make derogatory comments about Mohammed and anyone else.

[NiyaziVideos]

@gulsbyjag Lool i dont live in a muslim country, i live in europe.

[gulsbyjag]

@NiyaziVideos That's what I mean. You wouldn't get locked up there for naming your Teddy Bear "mohammed", lol.

[NiyaziVideos]

@gulsbyjag well where do you live then?

[gulsbyjag]

@NiyaziVideos I live in the US but I remember the poor Brittish lady who was in such trouble in Sudan because her students named a Teddy Bear 'mohammed'.

BTW, is this video a joke?

[NiyaziVideos]

@gulsbyjag oo oke.

I really dont know if this is a joke:O

[MahyarAkbar]

@gulsbyjag You never heard of israel and it's daily executions ? You jewbag.

[gulsbyjag]

@MahyarAkbar - What do Jews have to do with believing in stupidity. And for your info, Iran and Saudi Arabia execute more people than any country other than China (all of them executing Muslims).

[MahyarAkbar]

@gulsbyjag Nope.. Israel does the most daily killing innocent civialians in the world.. Rofl Israel has broken the most international laws of the UN and thats a fact and the media can't even hide that..

So.. Israelis need to do a revolution change the government.. fight back or enjoy the hell fire your created foryourself and you expect muslims to stop? We will never stop.. How can someone stop when his mother is being raped? Im sure you wouldn't you'd be the first to bomb them

[forgottenmemories63]

@MahyarAkbar Before you cry Israel did this or Israel did that, Have you seen Palestinian Videos about how inhumane and heartless those Palestinian Terrorists are ? Israel just defends against Palestinian Terrorism, nothing else.

This is the difference Muslims can't differentiate. Palestinians Terrorize the Israeli forces into attacking. Ever watched a Video of these Palestinians sending 10 year old Kids with bombs strapped on Israelis ? Then cry Israel killed kids... LOL Retards

[Mrpeace1love1]

@forgottenmemories63 Can you show me these videos? Wasn't it a Zionist leader that was working within the British Parliament to push for a Jewish National home? What baffles me is that, England thought they controlled Palestine. According to who did they own Palestine? According to themselves, according to their allies? Who gave them the right? Just as you guys stole North America from the Aboriginals, you are doing the same to Palestine. Is it me or are real Jews protesting against Israel

[Mrpeace1love1]

@forgottenmemories63 You may say that Jews don't have a national home, i beg to differ. Watch any of the documentaries or hear any of the Jewish testimony's, then you would know that Palestine wasn't a Muslims land. But a coexistent land for both Jews and Muslims. Jews living in Palestine, never complained or argued for a land for themselves, why because they were SHARING it peacefully with Muslims. Do you see how much problems the West causes? Wherever there is a problem, the West is involved.

[gulsbyjag]

@MahyarAkbar Hey, I'm an atheist. I don't believe in the stiupid Jewish God, do you?

[DreadStorm]

@gulsbyjag Hell, more like. The idiocy is astounding. The arrogance, presumption, and subjugation....It boggles the mind how anyone would even try to follow such bullshit.

[Mrpeace1love1]

@gulsbyjag And what has Christianity done? Killing thousands of people and trying to convert them to Christianity, then steal their lands and call the land North America. Or how about killing 6 million Jews, innocent Jews. Also, what has the west done? WW1, WW2, Vietnam, millions of deaths in the middle east because of the West. Or even the supporting and funding of the Zionist Regine. But no, lets not remember all the stuff you guys have done. But lets focus on Islam and the Middle East.

[gulsbyjag]

@Mrpeace1love1 Let's focus on the ones that are still stoning people to death and executing teenage gays and having the death penalty for apostasy. And for your info, I don't believe in the christian, the jewish, the miuslim or any other mythical spirit man in the sky.

[Mrpeace1love1]

@gulsbyjag agreed, stoning is wrong. That is why in the Qur'an states that 100 lashes to the person. Whether male or female. And the thing they use for lashing shouldn't be longer then the tip of the arms to the elbow. And the whipping must be under the ankle. Also, it shouldn't be so hard that it would really hurt the person or leave marks that would not go away. Oh, i get it. Thats why your so cranky and spending your time watching religious videos. Cause you hate religion but like watching it

[gulsbyjag]

@Mrpeace1love1 You have to find your pleasures somewhere! Even your descriptions of the CORRECT way to do whipping is laughable.

[Mrpeace1love1]

@gulsbyjag then, because you know all. What do you suggest? How did you create the world? How did you create humans? What is our purpose? I'm asking because I mean since you believe there is no God, you must be right? What do you suggest for each of my questions? Because i would really love to hear your input.

[gulsbyjag]

@Mrpeace1love1 1.) I didn't create the world. Ask Lawrence Kraus. 2.) I did not create humans. Ask Richard Dawkins 3.) Our purpose is to live the life that we have to the best that we can. Not follow some mythical god's rules.

[Mrpeace1love1]

@gulsbyjag 1) His videos are way to long and I probably know what he is talking about. Big Bang Theory, am i right? Well, i believe in the Big Bang Theory too. The Qur'an explains the Big Bang theory in the same manner as scientist do. 2) i have at least 3 books that debunks the evolution theory. There is one book, that Darwin said if these 3 things do not work then the evolution theory is wrong. And the man proved all 3 to be wrong. I will happily give you the books. 3) who's idea was it to say

[gulsbyjag]

@Mrpeace1love1 1.) Please give me the sura and verse for the bing bang theory. 2.) I'm sure that there are books that say whatever you want to here, like 9/11 was done by Isreali security. I prefer to rely on the overwhelming majority of the scientific community. 3.) Humans

[Mrpeace1love1]

@gulsbyjag humans purpose on life is to "live there life to the best". So, you listen to humans ideas of the purpose of life?

[gulsbyjag]

@Mrpeace1love1 3.) And who do you listen to to tell you the purpose of life. Don't say out loud that a god is telling you, they might come with the straight jacket. LOL

[Mrpeace1love1]

@gulsbyjag "Scientific Facts in Quran (1 of 10) Big Bang Theory" The first video is about Big Bang Theory, second is about a baby in a mothers womb etc. Hey i'm not saying 9/11 was done by Israeli Security. An overwhelming amount of American born citizens who aren't Muslim are saying this. As well as other people from other nations who aren't Muslim are saying this. I have never uttered these words. Well they might come out with a straight jacket, but i don't think they have enough. Seeing as

[gulsbyjag]

@Mrpeace1love1 So, who are you?

[king4barcelona]

@Mrpeace1love1 9/11 was israel job, muslim world know already about western because they want destroy islam but they wont destroy islam they will never make it destroy islam quran

[Mrpeace1love1]

@gulsbyjag how 4/5 people are religious. And 1/5 aren't and from those 1/5, they well don't really know whats happening.

[gulsbyjag]

@Mrpeace1love1 - Yeah, that's why almost no one in prison identifies himself as an atheist. We are all born atheist and then brainwashed by our parents and society to believe in Santa Claus (he knows all you do and travels to every house in one night to reward the 'good') and then god. God is just Santa Claus for adults.

[Mrpeace1love1]

@gulsbyjag what do you mean who am i? No, i already told you i wasn't brainwashed by my parents. If anything, it was because of my parents i was atheist to start of with. They didn't teach me anything about God, yet they believed in God. So, as a teen with your parents not teaching you religion or God. Obviously i am going to end up like a atheist. But, it was me myself and i that turned that around. And started taking an interest. But i came looking at religion from an atheist point of view,

[Mrpeace1love1]

@gulsbyjag because that is what i was. And well you know the rest of the story i posted it on your wall.

[1001Phoenix]

The first important rule, in Islam, eating on a dining table is discouraged. Muhammad never ate on a dining table. Devout Muslims eat sitting on floor, and with their hands, making sure the plate of food is resting on the floor. That is why you will notice most jihadists (including Osama b. Ladin, Ayman al Zawahiri) eating with their comrades squatting on floor, and lifting their food from the plate.

[1001Phoenix]

The second important rule is that you must eat with your right hand or let someone feed you with his/her right hand. You must not eat with your left hand, for Satan eats with left hand. A hadis in Sahih Bukhari (7.65.288, 290) says that you must eat with the right hand and eat of the dish that is nearer to you.

[1001Phoenix]

The third important rule is that, having eaten your food; you must lick your fingers. Sahih Bukhari (7.65.366) writes that do not wipe your hand after eating food until you have licked your fingers well. You may choose to lick the fingers by yourself or let someone else lick them. Sahih Muslim (23.5037, 5038) and Sunaan ibn Majah (4.3270) repeat similar ahadith.

[1001Phoenix]

The fourth important rule is that having licked your finger (or having someone licked for you), you must lick the dish, either by holding the dish near your mouth or by bending your mouth to the dish. Here are the reasons why you must lick the food bowl:

1. After eating lick the bowl; the bowl will seek forgiveness for you (Sunaan ibn Majah, 4.3271)

2. After eating lick the dish; the dish will ask Allah for your forgiveness (Sunaan Tirmidhi, 1121)

[bongapendo]

@1001Phoenix

Thank you, brother, for this information. Please answer this question: If you lick your ass after wiping it, will it ask forgiveness for you? And is it ok if someone else licks your ass, in reference to someone else licking your fingers?

[oxyman10]

This is just too bizarre and weird, many people including Christians convert without knowing how controlling it is. I will eat any way I please.

[crazy4jesus63]

@1001Phoenix

LOL! I love your channel

Keep up with the good work!