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  • you stupid hillybilly get real , you need to get yourself to a hospital quick

  • I am truly blown away by the power he has to send people to prison just by making a phone call, LOL!

  • FYI retard, fed prisons are way better to be in compared to state pens, lol

  • lololol absolute moron :L

  • Im makingh a remix of this. I must LOL

  • its funnny von has been trolled for the last fucking five years and still doesnt realize he is the butt of an ongoing hillbilly saga joke. I am wondering how the so callled Psych evaluation went. bi-polar 2-with hypomania with serious and ongoing psychotic features

  • @SyrinxPriestOf schizoaffective disorder possibly.

  • @Nicksblog Paranoid Schizophrenia

  • @Nicksblog Possibly yes. His idea of being a parent is scary.

  • LOL, I wonder how the lolsuit is going against his parents? LOL Cock Nose is PHAIL.

  • guess that was a no at the end lol idiot

  • Where can you find him on blogtv?

  • @MorFREEusNeo

    "vonhelton2"

  • God Bless you

  • Notice how he says,"He'll get everything his parents own." Story of this lazy weirdos life - why doesn't he get off his lazy ass and get a JOB! Toothless FREAK!

  • @LadyNightOwl63 oh you got him there ..lol whether he has a job or not is irrelevant! besides I enjoy what he has to say most of the time

  • anyone else noticed his phone beeps when he takes the call from the "kid"but when he calls the operator the buttons don`t beep? lol

  • BAHAHAHAHAHAHA I thought he "traced the call"!?? Fucking pedo dipshit

  • theres no 1 even on the phone,what a sad bastard.yeh ive got to get off chuck norris is on the other line asking about some tartan paint

  • what's his blog-tv account?

  • So, did he ever figure out who the 'kid' was? Doesn't look like Von got everything his parents own, either. hmm. 

  • Perhaps you should realise that if you do videos raging you give the public the wrong impression about you

  • Well Von maybe if you did manage to get some people arrested it would of already been known by now. Funny how its been years and you have not had a single person arrested i wonder why?

  • Federal, not state - FEDERAL prison

  • he's going to go after his parents and his little sister

  • What's hilarious is that he supposedly calls the operator and asks for legal advice! HAHAHAHAHA What a fucking LOSER!

  • @LadyNightOwl63 it would have been really funny if the phone rang while he was pretending to call the operator.

  • @lardo444 LOL! No shit! This guy is such a fucking freak - love the way he acts like such a "know it all tough guy" on the net! LOL! It's sad shit like this is allowed to breed.

  • @LadyNightOwl63 yes, yes he is.

    if your not busy at 3pm est. go to blog tv, the pope of no hope wants to have a word with you.

    just search lardo444 and you'll be there. oh. also, you get a free pizza when you subscribe to the pope.

    just sayin.

  • lol put your teeth in ya fucking redneck spastic.

  • Is this some sort of satire comedy?

  • He's a toilet traveler.

  • why dont people leave you alone in pace

    

  • Von will punish the trolls buy calling the cops.

  • A time traveler don't say bad words

  • "Talking right ,right now bitch"

    LMAO

    perfect timing

  • i think that vonhelton should be investigated too

  • It's kind of sad that he spent his entire life in a fantasy world. Von Hellton you darn idgit fool.

  • i dont know what the rammifications are? didnt you just say he would do 2 years in prison?

  • Von has sexy gums

  • TIME TRAVELER!!!

  • Does the punisher call the police??

    lolol.

    OMG... what a wanker

  • LMFAO..this guy's the biggest be-atch on YT.

  • I don't ever remember "The Punisher" calling the police!? I thought "The Punisher" was a bad ass who took care of business. I guess Von is just a toothless hillbilly loser in a trailer who needs his local police to handle a teenager. bwaahahaha, what a joke.

  • Stop cussing! Dayum...

  • "Talking to you right now bitch"

    perfect timing.

    LMFAO

  • LMAO

  • Fuck this fucking  ugly disgusting paranoid schizophrenic pedophile neckbeard POS.

  • @PsychoBurgundy6 ..He's NOT "g paranoid schizophrenic " (they are often very kind, decent people,very unlikely to be pedophiles)..he's just an extreme sufferer of common NarcisisticPersonalityDisorder­..VERY often pedophiles.

  • @homerbear46 Whatever he calls himself, he is a disgusting pedophile POS who needs to be locked up in the general population section of the nearest maximum-security prison.

  • @PsychoBurgundy6 ...I was just making a medical-point...and its NOTHING to do with what "HE calls HIMSELF"...

    HIM taking a realistic view of HIS problems seams to be RATHER unlikely... for as ALL know...HE calls HIMSELF "The Punisher"

    =D

  • does anyone have vons phone number?

  • @JamesVonHelton give it to me i got an idea to prank call von

  • what a twat

  • Vonnybonnybunnybear getting a harassing call is always funny to watch.

  • He'll NEVER "own" shit that isn't on his Mom's land

    HE's a "stupid fucker"?

    LULZ, "stupid" like getting caught sending ur email-adress to what was an OBVIOUSLY fake "hot teen girl" offering 2 send ur ugly,old ass nude pics?

    Or "stupid", like when u was gonna run 4 president ?

    Or stupid like claiming 2 b a vampire?, or claiming to have invented the stealth-bomber?

    Or "stupid" like showing off ur CLEARLY mentally-retarded, brainwashed young wife 2 & prove ur "not an old perve" :)

    VonStupid :)

  • The only thing Helton punishes is himself after chatting with 14-year-old girls.

  • The first thing they would ask is for HIS info before even getting in to the meat of the call. Nice try Von but no.

  • If Chris Carter didn't make it in Acting...

  • If this wasn't so sad, with a grumpy older guy with an obvious mental problem, it would be funny.

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  • @TH3STOPCR3WBOSS Older guys do not react well to this kind of trivial annoying stress. Would anyone happen to have his phone number? =D

  • anyone got his number?

  • von thinks he's playing poker and he tries to bluff a full house, but everyone can read him and they're calling him on it. As you can see, as this was a long time ago and no one went to jail von didn't even have a pair. You would think he'd quit playing the same old shit but he just keeps on losing.

  • He probably stole that flag in the back ground. And why did he call the operator, I thought he was the punisher, not the cry baby?

  • "All I have to do is touch 0 on this phone and he goes to prison for two years." Haha what a moron. He always threatens people that he will have them put in jail. His lawyer will be all over them. Haha.

  • This why Von is rich. He sues everybody for telling the truth.

  • own everything his parents have???? what a loser

  • Von is so full of shit hes not gonna do anything. Saying hes gonna take this guy that is harrasing him and his parents to court and take everything they have. Hes so full of shit!! Saying this guy will go to fedaral prison for a phone call what a ASSHOLE!! Von is a phyco hes delusional somthing is very wrong with him he says hes a vampire. What a F!!!EN WACK JOB!!!

  • You will own everything his parents have VON? hmmmmmm

    Still living in that trailer VON?

    Are you a big fucking liar VON?

    lollops

  • @LogicalStatements1 Vons gonna suck out his blood because he is an umpire.

  • he backtraced that shit! hillbilly in trailer, lol.

  • Is he bill masher's twin?

  • wait ....did you trace the call?

  • OMG IS THAT JESSI'S DAD? /memes/jessi-slaughter

  • All I get when I press zero on my phone is the Operator.

    Von, where did you get that phone?

    Do they give those special phones to fake Presidential Candidates?

    I love the way he says all I have to do is press Zero and the crack phone caller goes to federal prison.

    Then he call his local Police.

    Muuuwwhhaaaaaa!!

  • Idiot didn't trace any call.... He has ZERO idea what he's talking about!! This VON guy is a LOSER!!!

  • von youre such a LULZCOW! 'I think he may be a millionaire...can I go after his parents instead?...'

    So its money you want von...

  • @TheMadShangiOwnz no, theyre just children....and pranking von would probably be more fun than pranking someone anonymous.

  • @ThePlatinumJoker I don't think there is anyone on Youtube or BlogTV that von has not threatened to sue....Just goes to prove on thing...He's as full of shit as a construction site Porta John after 2 for 1 taco night

  • its a civil matter and no one will ever goto jail for it...

  • This man is an apparent peadophile.

  • What a crock.You cant be charged with slander or defamation because of a phonecall.If it happens frequently one might be able to obtain a restraining order for civil harassment.If threats are made a warrant may be obtained for malicous communication.But those would require sworn statements being presented to a judge and a restraining order being issued.The defendant would then have to be served the court order.Then he would have to break that order before criminal charges could be filed.

  • The phone call Von had made was fake. He is full of B/S.

  • ok first off i checked out your vids because a few subs asked me to, second off you look like a god damn creeper, and third you dipshit deflamation of character is only relevant in your place of employment if someone is calling your superior i.e boss and saying untrue things about you and it causes you to get fired, a harrasing phone call is just that, and civilians do not have the ability to trace a phone call from your landline, fuck you are some special kind of retarded

  • Von Helten are your legs feeling heavy. They should be because you are about to drop to your knees and face these child porn charges. For everyone out there I would investagate this

  • Sick Pedo.

    Say hello to Social Services Von....You have your own Child dont' you Von?

    Would you accept that for your Child Von?

  • LOL he needs to be locked up or jailed

  • Von's such a loser !

  • You should go back in time and stop him from being born. The ultimate pwn. You win, he loses.

  • he makes a big piece about hitting zero then the caller goes to jail...then he fones up someone with his tail between his legs saying err err im getting harrasing calls....LULZ

  • This guy seemed to hit a chord after calling VH a child molester?

    That's make me mad too -- child molesters are the worst scum on this planet. I can't imagine a worst thing to be called actually, complete garbage.

  • @puritain1 theres a handful of no more than half a dozen people whove spamed lies about me being a `peadophile and predator` for close to 3 years now! ive had to deal with this crap too

  • @plejarenway Nah, you're just a pussy

  • @plejarenway אנחנו יודעים הולטון פון הוא הגיבור שלך לא בולשיט אנשים

  • @puritain1

    Well that he is.

  • lol

  • I wish I could call him and do the same thing hahahahaha

  • undersized cerebral cortex - possible sign of ADD, Flat forehead, smaller cranial capacity, under schooled, no teeth, lives in parents' basement.

    It is my love! Von Helton! :-D

    On day I will bear our alien hybrid love baby for us!

  • Theres something else he fucked up on in the heat of his "feared" moment, he says he will take everything his parents own, he will make them live in a card board box after he is done with them . He then says if bunch of illegal Mexicans can do it, (referring to living in a card board box) i know as sure as fuck I CAN DO IT - LOL he confirmed it he is SURE he can live in a card board box haha

    whatever he meant, it sure sounds like he is saying he can live in a box! lol

  • he has those weird shoulders, like slopes on each side lol

  • the feds are going to laugh at von...yea child killers and we going to luck him up lol von why not just block the number lol get over it

  • sounds like gorilla199 on the phone...

  • HOly shit this is great, does anyone have this guys telephone number? I have a great sound board that I can use on this guy. "I dont know what the ramifications are" didnt he just get done with a rant about the ramifications of calling him? This guy is bat shit crazy. Also anyone notice that this asshole has the American flag just dumped on a chair or something like it dirty laundy in the back ground? We are a country filled with crazies

  • and besides you all do the same acid and shrooms this guy did, i just hope i dont end up bein 55 and this fucked cuz i can see it happening, maybe. hopefully ill be dead b4 that tho.

  • ...only after 7 consecutive calls is it considered a class two misdemenor (punishable by not more than 6 months in jail and/or 500 dollar fine). If someone calls you "a couple" of times - theres nothing you can do except hang the phone up.

  • This guy seemed to hit a chord after calling VH a child molester? Someone who claims to have learned all sorts of secretive sensitive stuff should be more afraid of CIA and Government Hitmen than some prank phone caller! VH, your cred has been blown!

  • for a man who was busting up drug labs and things he seems awful rattled by phonecalls

  • lol I have yet to see von sue that guy???

  • He didnt phone anyone! he was acting LOL . very rarely someone make a call to police or whatever and tell his problems straight after connecting to the "other person/operator" ..it usually isnt that simple, they take a few seconds to ask some questions straight away.. or connect them to another person.

  • he is such a pussy really, he is all talk , a full of shit hill billy.

  • Stupidest son of a bitch i ever seen since i woke up this morning and stared in the mirror!!!

  • How come Von Helton look like joe dirt

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  • this is funny ohhh Von you are to much

  • Consequences will never be the same again!

  • OMG,,wow!!!

  • trace the call buy hitting 0 makes u a moron

  • looooool....

  • Why would you post this on here?? ....Wow. That was very childish and immature of you.

  • @bamachic10 indeed. if this guy (blogtvshit) thinks Von is a loser, then how much more of loser does HE have to be to be making fun of a loser? blogtvshit: you're a fucking low-life and a hypocrite. hope you continue to enjoy your apparently very miserable existence.

  • Leave the guy alone fags, hail satan il break all your souls ill kill u all

  • IS his folks in that box yet?

  • "He gits in the big house fer doin dis" aaaahahahahahahahahah

  • VONHELTONH IS AN IDIOT!! OH I BETTER BE CAREFUL OR HE MIGHT SUE ME LOL HAHAHA

  • There are plenty of cool, non-loser people on BlogTV. Just FYI douche

  • What is he? Like fuckin 16????? What the fucking hell?

  • I watched a video of VonHelton's where he was making all these grand claims and after I proved his claims false, what did he do ? Block me and remove my comments ? Nope, he totally removed the video instead of admitting he was wrong. lol. What a class act.

  • @ReneeNme 90 percent of the "faketriots" or "truthers" are closet liberal Communists. They use the same tactics as their NWO they like to bitch about. And whats even more funny is 90 percent of them want it to come true.

  • @rosioadam as "a truther" I sadly have to admit that is true (esp , insanely, the second part)

    (I'm one of the other 10%..I'm not a "patriot" though, I've never claimed to be, i just want true democracy, an end to Governments that murder people for profit...oh, and "world-peace" and I'm the first to admit I'll probably never get to see ANY of that "come true")

  • @rosioadam I agree. It's a sad state of mind.

  • @rosioadam /watch?v=7G3Li2c58Fs

  • its better to voice your opinion then to sit and watch CNN all day waiting for the stock market to go up lol.

  • This Von Helton guy goes way overboard on the most mundane, ridiculous, everyday internet things.

    Ave

  • using words like 'lulzcow' means u r a total fucking loser waste of timespace. get the fuck off the internet faggots, and don't exist offline either. kill yourself/s.

    btw i don't know or care who von-whoever is. i just know that u fags r total fucktards & how u aren't aware of that is a big massive problem. kill yourself.

  • what a dumb arse

  • "This gotta be one of da stupidest son of bitches I've ever seen!"

    AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHHA

  • Von heltons a fucking fag

  • "lulz" "lulzcow" funnier than vid thanks

  • your the fucking loser man haha

    SENDING PEOPLE TO ILLUMINATI JAIL???

  • dude von never gets on here trolls unlike you pieces of shit! He just tries to find the truth!

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  • @eFxLiiVe U mad?

  • @eFxLiiVe U mad?

  • lol slander and defamation of character ? but von you do that to everyone lol XD so 2 + 2 + 2 + 2 + 2 years for u ;) haahaa loooooooooooool

  • its only slander if it a lie

  • @AUTubeN22 he has slandered and defamated the character of the reptilians, they didnt deserve it :(

  • What i find most funny here is people are backing a pathetic lowlife sad bastard piece of shit for ringing Von everyday for months. Tell me you internet tough guys who would you like this situation as you hide under your desks. Nothing but pussies the lot of you. The idiot caller deserves everything coming to him. oh no he just ruined his parent, hahah grow up you bitch as tools. Von is the man and your just the scum of the earth who's balls have yet to drop. Hurry uo mommy is calling.

  • @digoe04 hey smelly nigga fuck your one dumb arse mother fucker for actually following and beleiving some old man that acts like a kid and plays with toy guns go fucking hang yourself you stupid little inbred mexican sheep shagging homo.

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  • Notice how confident he is about "defamation of charachter" then notice the timid questions he has for the operator! Hey Von, exactly what did he defame? And what charachter was lost? Did you lose money? If so, can you prove it was because of a troll? Oh yeah, that's right, you are retarded...there, i just defamed your charachter. And i openly admit it. Sue me retard.

  • this guy has created a channel for all internet losers to congregate, and have "arguments from ignorance"

    federal prison for a phone call to a loser!!!

    ...then when he's on the phone with an operator, he has no clue what the ramification are!!! then he asks if he can even go after the guy!! LMFAO!!!!!!

    FUCKING CLUELESS!!!

  • @FuIIRoboticForm ya your here so you must be right

  • Von Helton's such a Stupid Fuck .

  • LOL, 2 years for "slander and defamation of character" eh?

    In that case, BvH should be doing time for all the false accusations he made against me years ago.

    I get a laugh out of the threats of "living in a cardboard box", he kept trying to make that threat against me as well.

  • @OmegadawnBlade lol your so stupid

  • This is not VonHelton's channel.

    Fucking trolls.

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  • vaughn come on dude i enjoy listening but dam kids will be kids bigger things going on

  • von helton is one supreme real deal asshole he should fuck right off the internet.

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