Very funny moment with Mayuri ))

[AnimeGirl5600]

I wish I was that fast when ever I had to get a shot.

[GangstaKenny10]

Poor Ichi i wish he woulda known how ishida felt!

[ssjvoldemort]

i just noticed that creepy people like to share the same voice, !!!!!Frieza Orochimaru Mayuri!!!

[DexwardCuxann]

@ssjvoldemort While Frieza and Mayuri do have the same voice actor, Orochimaru doesn't. What's more is that Orochimaru is voiced by a woman.

[ichigo]

Unohana keeps Mayuri on his toes.

[kuribayashi84]

Now I KNOW that Mayuri is Insane. Any SANE Being would be afraid of Captain Unohana! O_o'

[Graverobber94]

haha funny subs you put up

[DesertDragon96]

A Berry-nator or Berry-zilla?!!

[ImmaDBZvillan]

Mayuri: coming up with a cure to my poison is no easy matter >:)

Unohana: bitch please! we did that last weak >:U

[MrAwesome145]

mayuri: the only one in bleach who unohanna can consider rival

[Oxyus1]

Mayuri ftfw!!!! >:D

[kulebra5]

nemu is hot

[justin202101315]

I guess nemu likes hentai == ?

[AlexanderT21]

Mayuri is a crazy fucker.

[viveyutub14]

who told u this , ichida ichida lol

[plutocookie]

hahaha Ichigo can't escape kesa gatame?!?! XD FAIL!!

[njet90]

if that freaking REPTAR!?!

[ps123fan]

is it just me or does Mayuri sound a little like orichimaru from naruto?

[L2macho]

@ps123fan

it is just us...

///////////////////////////

I am playing naruto impact on psp, and when I hear how Ma...HMMM, Orochimaru leaking while speaking, it reminds me hentai sounds.

SORRY FOR OFFTOP

[animemusicluver1]

@L2macho now tht u mention it he kinda does and he sexual harrased lady tsunade to or watever her name is when she freaked out ova the site of blood

[PiethagorasTearem]

@ps123fan Its just you,cause his voice actor is frieza.

[JazzW5254]

@ps123fan thats exactly what i was thinking after i watched orochimaru on naruto. Like they would totally get along

[TheXxBLaCkRosESxX]

@ps123fan  nope, I hear it too

[kuribayashi84]

@ps123fan Well, he sounds more like Frieza from DBZ... ;)

[GAF1987]

@kuribayashi84 Same voice actor.

[kuribayashi84]

@GAF1987 I know, I was being ironic there. ;)

[ArnulfoSalgado]

@ps123fan look up their seiyus

[MegaKostas1993]

@ps123fanhes sounds like frieza from dragonball not like orochimaru :)

[BestvideosbyAJ]

I had the biggest fight about this episode. It obviously looks like Mayuri looks like he was about to rape Ichigo, but then pulls out the needle. I started the fight off by saying, " Seriously, would you rather take the needle, full of strange liquid or get raped by the guy..." I chose the needle. My friends laughed and they all said, "Neither, they would run for it." So I got mad and said, "Good luck, he would obviously catch you, drug you and then flash rape you... enjoy your 24 hour raping...

[AnimeWorld134]

1:33 - 1:38 Kenpachi!!!! What are you thinking??? You have crazy imaginations.

[JiroIsAwsome]

LOLZ "TOO? I KNEW IT!!!"

It`s okay Ichigo. Us Quincy have known that for years XD

[Thehellroamer]

Mayuri is very funny :D

[missdeathknight13579]

"I hear you do weird things when you heal people!" I guess Icchi found out how mayuri healed nemu in Hueco Mundo

[eternalypissed]

0:42, i think he has a thing for action figures. O_o

[FalenXangel]

Unohana... one woman that men should most definitely not try to screw around with...

[JiroIsAwsome]

Ishida became to first Quincy Transformer!

[3f7jld]

HAHa!!! Godzilla Ichigo!!! 1:38

[DarkGriffin070]

cock block by a woman O_o LOL

[ririncchi]

LOL unohana and mayuri are competing through medicine XD

[msbleachfan129]

Mayuri:why don't i come after you?

pink hair:we only smoke the woman's type!

Mayuri:so your from Russia than, fine ill leave you alone.

flower dude: we are from MIB.

ROFL

this is just to funny!

[drashion]

Did anyone notice he put the needle up his sleeve?!

Mayuri: it it'll be fine as long as I do-

Nemu: pardon?

Mayuri: umm...it appear I have stabbed Myself

Nemu: *facepalms*

[Ulquiorra859]

I........i cant tell whos scarier...........

[YuTe3712]

"I am from smoke company. And I don't like you."

ROFL

[QuadroPhazon]

2:55 : my favourite moment :p

[YodaNik]

in this situation ichigo is a reflection of me

[InternetFailStar]

He should just make a poison that destroys spirit particles almost instantly.

[animecat33]

lol nemu's boob is right in ichigo's face

[Bakorafanboy13]

I think that little rivalry helps all in the end

Think

If unohana keeps healing myuri will need better poison thus better poison

And if myuri keeps making better poison unohona will need to get better at healing

They keep each other sharp

[Venom0027]

@Bakorafanboy13 if mayuri is well aware of this cycle and knowing how clever he is he probably does wouldnt he simply break the cycle by killing unohana by means even she couldnt detect. just a thought tho

[CptFraggerZ]

@Venom0027 Tite Kubo said Unohanna is the second most strongest captain in the 13 court gaurd squads... after hearing that, I don't think she would be that stupid.

[Venom0027]

@CptFraggerZ second strongest, very well then i take it all back. but i still think one will finally out do the other.

[BellaBlack47]

I think Unohana just wants to get rid of Mayuri and I say more power to her!

[hoaian1]

did anyone notice where he put his sword?!! lol

[Phoenixsaga007]

@hoaian1 yeah thats how he wears it...so the entire sword is between his legs and only the hilt is exposed...i cant see that being very comfortable but mayuri isnt about comfort lol

[Knowledgeseeker]

Has everyone forgotten about the fact that Mayuri blew up his own subordinates back in the Soul Society Arc and has done a lot of other terrible things? If anything, he should be sent back to jail.

[antisadism]

@Knowledgeseeker Thats Bleach writing for ya.

[Anime000Daisuki]

Mayuri is a mad scientist...

[Pipscolumbia56]

english dub around 2012

[bawnzz]

nemu can put me in a choke hold any dam time

[sundragonra412]

You're threatening the wrong woman there, Mayuri.

[DemoMAn097]

epic....i love nemu!!!!!!:))

[gorgomadness82]

Unohana is awesome! 

[Lightblinder]

ichigo won some precious time asking about how the poison didnt affect kenpachi and yachiru xP

[seanbro33]

@L2macho i didnt really understand what the annotations meant as "smoke" ._. is that a bad thing?

[L2macho]

@seanbro33 Bad for your health

[seanbro33]

@L2macho oh and but bad for your health women type mean o_o?

[L2macho]

@seanbro33 Sorry, I can't answer on your question.... my google translator exploded #timewhenyoupostthatcomment days ago

[Hirnoa]

Unohana is scary but i still love her :3

[lordofthepizzapie]

@HeiSanKos in soviet russia annotations hide you.

[devileyes0h]

@lordofthepizzapie lol i feel like ive seen this kind of replies somewhere.. hmm maybe in a movie or something idk

[redspellthief]

I love the unwritten rivalry between Mayuri's poison and Uhohana's antidote making

[Redclaw39]

God Dame if that needle was aimed my way ill be running away so fast!!!

[TheShinigami941]

hahahaha fantastic mayuri

[silverstarinthesky]

Rofl. This is my fav Myuri moment.

[ntabiblaze]

"I poison 'em and u cure 'em that's call synergy babe"

[HENASALMAN28]

Mayuri is awsome, u dont wanna pick with that guy before u know it u might have lung cancer or some other disease. Mayuri: "oh before we fought i knew u would fight me one day so i slipped some drug through ur ear while u were sleeping three years ago, and set it to activate after seeing my shikai"

[Kyder]

LOL!

Unohana 1 | Mayuri 0

[CrownPrinceEscalus]

at least sum1 got balls, and is not afraid of unohana

[IchiHimeFanX4ever]

you know what thing i love the most with Unohana-taicho???

noone can disagree with her!!!!!!

[HORRIOR]

2:40 why did the music change to ominous o.O?

[p00platys]

0:30 With captions : The Baby Boomers

[gladiale]

I just love the way he says ''Nemu'' xD

[snowwhitesdildo]

hahaha! "No way! I heard you do weird things when you heal people."

[smasherboris]

3:07 With captions: I want to do these people

[smasherboris]

2:35 With Captions : 4 Dead babies ina closet

[smasherboris]

PLEASE THUMB THIS UP SO EVERYONE CAN SEE

Everyone mute the video.

Turn on the Translate Captions.

Laugh your anime loving ass off. :D

[smasherboris]

1:54 epic fail for ichigo ...

[thumpg]

mayuri is a brave one, everyone else is scared of unohana

[Amarouq]

@thumpg Lol but Mayuri IS afraid of Nanao w/o her glasses...hmm...

[piepowa]

Lol "perhaps the poison doesn't affect imbeciles"

[Peanut101643]

no offense dude but those pop up words were anoying

[flaremonk1]

@Peanut101643 click hide annotations at the bottom right

[flaremonk1]

@Peanut101643 click hide annotations at the bottom right

[MrFail117]

2:55 lol

[avatarspirit57]

So he wants to turn Ishida into an android???

[meikus2]

@Nihilist15 just press hide annotations -_-

[SirenNecko1]

I just loved the captions... my dad is ichigo and I am mayuri.... wahahahahahahahaha smokng is bad in my opinion

[Ektherion00]

Mayuri: "I'm just going to cure you, I'm not going to modify you, you simpleton!"

Me: "Actually, is there a modification brochure that I could take a look at?"

[SinclairSnape]

I love how, when this happened to Uryuu, he was all, 'OMIGAWD, BOOBS.' But Ichigo didn't even notice them. Need there be any more proof?

[Vader3123]

Mayuri- "I need to heal your poison!"

Me- "Fine. But if your gonna give me a needle, can I have Nemu boob numbing first, please?"

[SoulGrind]

Ah man. I think I now love the idea of Mayuri/Unohana. They really are like a married couple. Look how kind and supportive Unohana is. "Yes dear, I'm sure one day you'll try to poison us all and I'll be very proud of you until I stop you."

[RIPPAZEEEEEEE]

nemu is HOT

[RainbowWWwarrior]

kenpachi's reiatsu resolves all your matters

[ssjvoldemort]

''i headr you do weird things when you heal people!!!''

reffering to fight with szayel what he did to nemu XD very funny moment

[pj2010wm]

Ichizilla and Mechaichigo lol

[sonicadventureDX]

1:35 GOJIRA!!!

[arnoldt14]

I am from smoke company. And I don't like you :D

[RATHORAGE]

poor mayuri but who knows the lines thin between love n hate

[Anuon1210]

1:34 ichizilla ?

[Woot831]

0:19

*Remembers "Mayuri Screws Nemu" video*

*Snort* ROFL XD!!!!

[drbreefree]

That is how I react when I get shots. * Iz afraid of needles * O___e

[Graverobber94]

Mayuri Is Smiling..

because he has Yuri in his name :P

[VJ87G]

Dude!! You called that stuff that injected "helpful?!?

[koser5368]

perhaps you live in Russia?

lol XD

[45timeslamerthanu]

Om nom nom nom nom...this cookie is yummy

[KyuubiNaruto9tailed]

Ichizilla! 1:35

[ECHatfield]

Mayuri and Unohana fight like an old married couple, I love how she blows off his comments with a sweet remark. Too funny.

[BasutoFurea]

@ECHatfield I only wait for moment, when Mayuri pushes Unohana to be insistent... ROFLMAO ALREADY HAHAHA

[SLMatthew]

2:27 I'd be in heaven right now if I was near Nemu giant size boobs. DAMM! Mayuri developed those boobs exclusively lure men to be the subject of his experiment by getting them drunk with Nemu's Giant size boobs!

[NarutoUzumaki258]

So Ichigo is strong enough to kill Uluquiorra and Aizen but not strong enough to escape from a woman who weights 50kg?

[L2macho]

@NarutoUzumaki258 he was smoker on that moment = -90% of his power

[asbebers001]

@L2macho + he had Nemu's boobs on his face = -95% power once again

[loplop019]

@NarutoUzumaki258 she's smothering him with her breasts what man would escape from that

[NarutoUzumaki258]

@loplop019

More like... what man WOULD LIKE TO escape from that ;D

[zxscd]

@NarutoUzumaki258 Boobs no jutsu

[KurotsuchiKisuke]

@NarutoUzumaki258 Nobody can beat Nemu! NOBODY! And besides if I was Ichigo I wouldn't want to go anywhere with those big juicy melons right near my face 1:38 , 2:11 , and not but least 2:27 Mayuri is a smart mother fucker I must say. He knows just how to lure his males test subjects right into his trap. All he needs is to have a sexy bitch like Nemu with big boobs to lure them in. I admit that I'd be one of the captured subjects :X

[NarutoUzumaki258]

@KurotsuchiKisuke

So.... Mayuri=Pimp



[KurotsuchiKisuke]

@NarutoUzumaki258 Mayuri is the biggest pimp out there, even more so then Shunsui Kyoraku. At least Mayuri can create his h0ez while Shunsui on the other hand struggles to find 1. Instead of pimping his mod souls out for money he pimps them to find new test subjects that nobody wants to volunteer for. Nemu is Mayuri's bottom bitch.

[kyle9772]

@NarutoUzumaki258

He didn't kill Ulquiorra or Aizen...he in a uncontrollable state brought Ulquiorra to his limit and temporarily stalled Aizen with the final getsuga tensho, because as you can see Aizen got up a minute later :3

[NarutoUzumaki258]

@kyle9772

With the help of the Hougyoko.

Also the Hollow Powers are Ichigos Dark Side without cookies.

[MCTV1000Faqs]

@kyle9772 Lol you talk as if Ichigo couldn't beat Aizon at all.. He was winning so much even without Mugetsu.. Kubo just needed Ichigo's powers to disappear in order to continue the plot.

I agree with you about the fight against Ulquiorra though, without his Hollow form, Ichigo got his ass kicked.

[pmksandman]

@NarutoUzumaki258 i see what u mean but he never killed Aizen

[InternetFailStar]

@NarutoUzumaki258 MODSOUL

[SRDsports]

@NarutoUzumaki258 the power of boobs to the face my friend :P not even in anime can you escape it xD

[DindellaTheDefender]

x'D Mayuri is so awesome. This is one of my favorite scenes with him.

[Relaludy]

I think Mayuri and Unohana would make a good couple cause opposites attract =3

[lazychino2]

lol ichigo is scared of needles xD

[GAF1987]

@lazychino2 More appropriately, scared of Mayuri's needles.

[kaka765]

If you watched in the newest bleach episode, like 298 or something? Kenpachi and Unohana have the same thing happening. She tells kenpachi to leave and they stare at each other...BUT KENPACHI LOSES! D:< I wash ashamed of him! But at least we know Mayuri doesn't back down to her cause he's manly? <3 Lol

[Frostfire40]

What episode is this?

[dundeecake]

So wth can't I find any unohana X mayuri fanart. Wtf internet, you fail me?

[dundeecake]

The smoke jokes are really killing me.

[icykidsbop]

LMAOO!!! XD

[BrokenBloodyWings]

Nemu!

[HAVEFUN259]

One of my uncles is so scared of needles that if he saw one, I dought ANYONE could hold him, still he got a tatto on his arm o.O

[bonly3]

nemu had her tits in ichicgos face ;)

[Mayuriisthebest]

Mayuri's Bankia Posions, Unohana heals. No wonder they hate one another. @Kyder Mayuri would win because he knows ALL MOST everyones weakness. Anyway, Mayuri always changes his posions. Mayuri FTW!

[L2macho]

@Mayuriisthebest Unohana doesn't hate Mayuri. She just wants to be the boss

[Mayuriisthebest]

@L2macho I am pretty sure Unohana is sick of healing the poison Mayuri effects on every one, plus Mayuri wants to cut everyone open, Unohana wants to close up cuts. They are really diffrent people. Though Unohana is one of the oldest and strongest Cap she still is really only for support.

[L2macho]

@Mayuriisthebest Do you really think that Unohana will personally come to everyone to heal? She has got MANY MANY minions and you can see that here

[Yavin1v]

@Mayuriisthebest i dont think mayuri would beat her, she is the 2nd oldest person after the captain commander, which means she must be ultra powerful, but then again its not just about power, mayuri main power is his bankai's poison, and unohana specialty is healing, so she wont have any problem dealing with the strenght of mayuri

[L2macho]

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[ImNotGonnaKillU]

@L2macho ok

[RocketshipToPluto]

@Yavin1v Actually I think she is the 4th oldest person besides Captain Comander because Ukatake and Shunsui were Captain 1's first pupils so i think Unohana came after those two xD I think she is actually really strong as well but i think she just doesn't like fighting and thus why she chose healing kido. But that was just my guess.

[gaaralovapolli]

Oi, Mayuri-sama should experiment on the 3 who disliked this video <:O

[pantheongirl24]

@L2macho good job:3

[L2macho]

@pantheongirl24 Thanks)

[spacegoat4ever]

LOL They fight over being able to cure a poison?XD

[L2macho]

I have upgraded subs

[pantheongirl24]

Lol I was just thinking of this sceen :3

[CellarDoor06]

Mayuri is definitely in my top 3 favorite characters!

"Perhaps it doesn't effect vacuous imbeciles."

LOL. <3

[SuperDancerACXR]

Is is just me or did Ishida became Kamen Rider Ixa??

[Kittygummygulpr]

lol UnohanaVS Mayuri xD

[Kyder]

Lawl. Captain Unohana would own the crap out of Captain Mayuri any day. Whether it be from finding an antidote or a physical fight. :P Unohana ftw.

[katgildner]

Ichigo is usually really nervous around girls...then why is Nemu's bewbs like all up in his face and he is calm about it?

[L2macho]

@katgildner

When you are near death(or being slave) it is not time for this...

[VJ87G]

@katgildner, Ishida was way nervous than Ichigo when Nemu got her boobs covering his mouth!! Nemu got yummy boobs.

[angelalovesharry]

he's funny..but i can't believe he could be so cruel and creepy.

[echoedbluekitty23]

i like how nemu comes out of nowhere xD and just pins Ichigo down.

[HAVEFUN259]

@echoedbluekitty23 LOL if she tries to pin down one of my uncles whos afraid of needles, well good luck Nemu, although, he does have a thing for pretty girls