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  • Billy: Do you take 100?

    Woman: Yes.

    Billy: You shittin' me?

  • Billy: What is that free also?

    Lady: No.

    Billy: It has to be free.

    Lady: No

    Billy: This is Billy Mays and I'm pulling around to kick your ass... hey asshole!

  • 1:25 XD

  • hahaha what Billy should've said at the end:

    Bitch! you think i'm an asshole when it comes to food? just wait til mah boi King Harkinian shows up! God help you people if there isn't a dinner menu!

  • Billy: You take a hundred?

    Employee: Yes..

    Billy: You shittin' me?

  • I did not know billy mays was a cowboy from hell

  • I did not know billy mays was a cowboy from hell lol

  • billy mays was a true G

  • It has to be free...

  • fish spalsh

  • im not saying this sucks i'm just saying R.I.P. Billy Mays

  • sometimes its hard to laugh because the dude's dead and further more he was an advertisement legend

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  • lmao im supposed to be doing my science fair project... fuck it

  • Thumbs up for Billys head banging at beginning.

  • Cowboys from HELL FTW \m/

  • press 1 for endless head bobbing

    press 2 for Billy saying Want

    press 3 for Billy At McDonalds (looks like he's checking out that girl's ass)

    press 4 for Billy Ordering

    press 5 for some Kool-Aid

    press 6 for Kick ur ass

    press 7 for beeping

    press 8 for more Beeping

    press 9 for "Billy Mays, I'm out of here!"

    press 0 for Billy Driving

  • i'm suprised Billy didnt get in a car crash when he was looking at us at 0:09

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  • LMFAO

  • r u shitting carla?, I'm hungry!

    *end call*

    asshole.

  • that was sooo funny i luaghed till my jaws hurt

  • 0:06 What's the song?

  • 0.40 anyone else see the stalker O.o

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  • hey, ASSHOLE! XD

  • Billy mays voice: shut the fuck up and get me a happy meal lol

  • Hi, Billy Mays here, bitch.

    Oh hey--

    Shut the fuck up and get me a happy meal!

  • COWBOYS FROM HELL!!!!!!!!!!

  • him headbanging to cowboys from hell was fucking hilarious

  • Every time I watch this poop I play a repetitive voice in my head.

    That voice is saying "LIKE A BOSS"

  • 1:00 racist billy mays

  • 1:42

    "BITCH!" *trows koolaid*

    almost died with no air xDD 

  • Hey, ASSHOLE!

  • lol diet koolaid

  • HI BILLY MAYS HERE.

    Wheres my happy meal?

    BITCH *SPLASH*

    *Kiss*

    WOW! That was an experience!

  • its cowboys from hell by pantera

  • whats the band on his radio

  • What song does he listen to?

  • 0:08 to 0:18 is my favorite part

  • Heyyyyyy ASSHOLE.

  • Billy Mays KNOWS good music :D

  • his face and smile is funny at the beging of the video when the musuc is plying

  • lemme wash that down with KOOLAID!

  • Billy must be doing this in Heaven.

  • Fuck you carla, cant you see billy mayes is going to mcdownalds

  • *hands over soda*

    Billy: BICH -:L *splash*

  • @TheZeroAccount Lost at the smiley.

  • One of the best Billy Mays YouTube poops =D

  • LMAO. Better than Slap Chop.

    Shut the fuck up and get me a happy meal!

  • PNATERA

  • "Is that free also?"

    "No."

    "It has to be free."

    "No."

    "This is Billy Mays, and I'm pulling around to kick your ass. HEY asshole."

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  • What's the song in the beginning called?

  • @Ellisthemechanic cowboys from hell by pantera

  • Billy mays here BITCH!!!

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  • billy: do you take 100?

    lady: yes

    billy: are you shitin me?

  • @chuckclintoncool I love that part!!!

  • scariest thing i ever heard; this is billy mays, and im pullin around to kick your ass!

  • I lulzed at the headbanging

  • 1:11

  • Hahaha pantera kicks ass

  • this is so awesome xD

  • You know, they have a right to refuse service from anyone, especially if Billy Mays talks like that to them:)

  • Shut the fuck up and get me a happy meal.

  • I like how he just turns around and calls some random guy an a-hole

  • lemme wash that down with some kool aid

  • cowboys from hell ftw

  • @LonelyGuitarrist are you kidding me? this song that is playing is freaking awesome!

  • @LonelyGuitarrist no taste in music if you think that song is gay bitch

  • Billy Mays: This is Billy Mays pulling around to kick your Ass

  • lol XD

  • lol cowboys from hell

  • ok diet koolaid 

    gotta watch the weight lol

  • Lol right when he said " You shittin me" the girl smiled and nodded back at him.

    XD

  • 20 people in to shut the fuck up and get me a happy meal

    XD

  • 20 people in to shut the fuck up and get me a happy meal

  • BITCH! -throws drink on- XDXDXDXDXD LMFAO COULD NOT STOP LAUGHING

  • @SCOPESEEKER right right?!?!?!? i went to school the nxt day laughing my ass off all fuckin day!!!!

  • Whats the song?

  • @jlyh55 cowboys from hell by pantera

  • i almost died when he handed her the 100 and then took it back!!!

  • You take a hundred.,,,,,Are you shittin' me???!!

  • "Where's my happy meal? BITCH" -throws drink on-

  • i couldnt stop laughing lmfao!!!!

  • you change 100? yes...... YOU SHITTIN ME? lmfao

  • @acfreak55 lol i love that part

  • I nearly cried laughing when Billy's head was bobbing back-and-forht in the beginning! xD

  • LOL do you break hundreds? Yeah. You shittin me drives off.BITCH!

  • So I take it your a Pantera fan?

  • rock on pantera

  • "Eat shit Carla, I'm hungry, ASSHOLE!"

  • ''Is that free also?''

    ''No.''

    ''Has to be free.''

    ''No.''

    ''This is Billy Mays, and I'm pulling around to kick your ass!

  • "you take hundreds"

    "yes"

    "are you shiting me"

  • Hell yeah! Billy Mays listens to 89X!

  • Bitch!

    *Splashes Koolade*

  • Billy Mays likes Pantera xD Yayy

  • "this is Billy mays and I'm pullin around to kick your ass" lmfao

  • 20 people didn't get their free happy meal. XD

  • Hahahhahahhaa

  • lol cowbows from hell

  • Notice, you hear music every time he calls someone an ass hole lol

  • @MultiClassicgamer and burger sizzle lol

  • Tune to Billy Mays 88.7 radio and get ready to rock!

  • BILLY MAYS HERE BITCH SHUT THE FUCK UP AND GET ME A HAPPY MEAL IM PULLIN AROUD TO KICK YOUR ASS LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

  • Don't fuck with Billy when he's rocking out to Pantera!

  • "Can you change $100? Yes. Are you SHITTIN ME?!"

    BILLY NEVER PAYS FOR HIS MEALS

  • Heyy asshole!

  • cowboys from hell ftw

  • i loved the part when he splashes the kool aid

  • Billy Mays is too awesome to even bother turning the volume down when on the phone or placing his order.

  • 0:42

    yes i saw that person with the camera. does billy deserve a paparazzi?

  • This is Billy Mays, and I'm pulling around to kick your ass!

  • whats the song at the beginning?

  • @Yoshimitsu483 Cowboys from Hell by Pantera

  • Eat shit Carla.

    I hungry!

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  • Best quotes

    "Eat shit Carla!"

    "Koolade!!!"

    "Are you shittin me?"

    "Hey asshole!!"

  • Has to be free! XDHAHAH This guy so rocks!

  • Question: Why does the background rock out with Billy Mays?

    Answer: He's THAT badass.

  • lol he ben doing handsingles for so long its natural for him lol

  • you change a hundred?

    yes

    you shittin me?

  • LOLZ nice work on this poop

  • What was this originally an infomercial for?

  • @ExclusiveCheese

    nothing, it was part of pitchmen

  • Diet Kool-Aid XD

  • That's how Billy Mays rolls.

  • [phone ringing]

    Billy Mays: "Hi! Billy Mays here!"

    Carla: "Hey, Billy. It's Carla."

    Billy Mays: "What do you want?"

    Carla: "I need you over at the studio for a production meeting."

    Billy Mays: "Eat shit, Carla. I'm hungry." [hangs up] "Asshole!"

  • @CommanderLightning lmao rofl i am dying laughing

  • @CommanderLightning so right

  • What video is this from?

  • What was that song in the beginning?

  • @smithsonik93 WTF HOW DO YOU NOT KNOW THAT?????? it is Cowboys from Hell by pantera

  • @acesonfire

    Good to know. I should listen to more Pantera.

  • 1:41-1:45 LOOOL!

  • HEY!!!! ASSHOLE!!!!!

  • *phone Rings*

    -Hi Billy Mays here

    -Hi Bily Its Carla

    -Wadda ya want?

    -I need you over at the studio for a production meeting

    -r u shittin Carla? Im hungy

    *hangs up*

    -Ass hole

    !!!!!!rofl!!!

  • I like it when he says kool aid

  • "Billy Mays here Bitch"

    "Oh hi how are you?"

    "Shut the fuck up and get me a happy meal!"

    Rofl

  • @jgrosse5554 lol

  • rip billy mays but this is so funny xD

  • 0:09-0:17

    Why is the background rocking out with Billy Mays???

  • Pantera - cowboys from hell

  • Because that's the way he rolls.

  • AWESOME!! \m/

  • "Is that free also?"

    "No."

    "It has to be free."

    "No."

    "This is Billy Mays and I'm pullin around to kick your ass"

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH CLASSIC

  • AGREED XD

  • you shittin me??!!

    im not gonna pay!

  • Hi can i help you?

  • Hell yeah Billy Mays rocking out to Pantera - Awesomeness

  • Rofl awesome!1!

  • you shitting me

  • The beginning is so funny! Does anyone know this song and the title?

  • Pantera - Cowboys From Hell. I nearly died listening to this song. And I still would listen to it anyway.

  • Don't forget that Billy Mays was headbanging to that.

  • lol dit kool aid

  • "HEY ASSHOLE!"

  • XD wheres my happy meal - that was epic

  • PANTERA

  • bitch! *splash*

    fucking epic!

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  • HEEEEY Asshole!

    lol i rofled so hard

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  • cowboys from hell!

  • are you shittin me karla im hungry

  • it's "eat shit carla, I'm hungry *beep* asshole"

  • so many people are trying to copy this video, but this one is and always will be the best. awesome video man

  • 0:27 - 0:31 love it

  • I'm pulling around to kick your ass

  • bish

    splash! lol

  • BITCH!

    *throws diet kool aid*

  • lol 0:42

  • "change a hundred? You shitten me!"

    "BITCH"

  • diet koolaid ftw

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  • sound like the viva la bam song lol

  • ...You shittin' me?

  • 1:12 is the best "hey asshole"