Jeff Dunham Peanut and Jose jalapeno on a stick

[chikadesananto]

Peanut. Is

[zach5244]

i think jeff dunham is funny :D

[builderbeast]

who da hell is heff?

[builderbeast]

all 5 of us on stage have had sex with yer wife

fuckin funny man!!!

[spgurl47]

this is so so so funny



[tumbleandcheerallin1]

its ok , Im gonna hire to achmed to kill him

[colinfamily7]

This is gay

[wickedlem]

As hell

[wickedlem]

This is funny

[thesenceofmorality]

Whats funny is I actually have those keys on my keyboard....... I just cant figure out how to make them work.....

[omgitstori89]

I LOVE PEANUT!!!(;

[RECON2461]

Come here puppet boy hahahaah make your daddy talk

[kaylarox12349]

XD

[kaylarox12349]

I love peanut he is sooooo funny

[metallica198122]

Jeff Dunham is frickin hilarious. :D

[skimpy34]

watch my videos on my channel plz :3

[kalisa238]

your on a stick stickaka jefffa lol

[thelatinMVP]

Jeff to Jose: so do you like it here in america Jose to Jeff: Sometimes im afraid for my life Jeff to Jose: Why, Peanut : Taco Bell hahaha funny

[OmgItsLorna]

i am eating jalapena doritos right now...i'm so sorry, Josie.

[friday2013]

his mouth moved when he said 'excuse me' lol

[SuperKooldude2]

Peanut: Apparently, it's a secret known only to the Mexicans. So, Jose When you're typing. Oh, I'm sorry! Talk about Hunt and Peck.

[JonasBrothersFan0317]

Jeff to Jose: So I understand you have a new girlfriend?

Peanut: So what is she a freaking pickle on a stick?!

[MegaJarhead99]

HaHaHaHa peanut and jose is funny

[jessiegirl19956]

i love peanut xD <3

[TheDjman101]

laughed so hard i cried

[kittylover62]

You're not alone, Peanut! I can't find those keys on the frickin' keyboard either!

[sweetiepiesha87]

ha ha ha o my gosh too damn funny

[girlyweasly57]

I know right!

[halonerd225]

190 people laughed so hard they missed the like button

[cityboi73]

the red thing on the dislke bar i justin beibers penis

[awesomeperson237]

188 people couldn't find the chicka over the E

[prettierthanu7]

2:31 to 3:15 is so funny i almost fell off the couch!!!!!!! XD

[SnowBalls1106]

Come here puppet boy. lmafo!!!!!

[prettierthanu7]

@SnowBalls1106

HA HA HA!!!!!!

[badgirl27361]

lol

[Branh4]

oh i'm sorry i thought were America , speak frecken inglish! but i din't see the little chicka over the E! witch magicly turns jose into frecken jose! and i didn't see the little nyeah over the N witch magicly turns jalapeno into jalapeno! and the chicka over the N and the nyeah over the E! two frecken keys i can never frecken find on a frecken key board! aperently it's a secret only known to the mexicans! so when you're typing oh i'm sorry! lmfao! peanut is the best!

[TheKellyKelly77]

As weird and stupid as this sounds, sometimes I 4get he's talking 2 puppets! He makes them seem so real

[coolaustin21]

a pickle on a pencile



[abbyluvr23]

Im going to see jeff dunham 2night

[vivianachick111]

i can not tell u how much i love JEFF DUNHAM!!!!

[seifo1965]

excuse me... who the hell is Heff

He said Jeff

no he said Heff

its the same thing

no it nooooot

what did u say

senior kheff

What the fu** ( he didn't continue :P

[naynay14990]

I must say Peanut is my favorite out of all of them :)

[visiondevil21]

Jose: sometimes i'm afraid for my life.

Jeff: Why?

Peanut: Taco Bell

lmao

[paulmagicshow]

Stick ck ck

Jeff ff ff

Ha Ha Ha

[vDelta1352v]

How can some one Dislike this? HOW?

[XxbrighttailxX]

...ON A STICK

[josephdaas1]

puppets or no i still still laugh at this damn video

[wizard101musicpics]

LOL

[skullclamp32]

Hot girls at 6:01

[alexis50044]

funny as can be!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!

[TheDakine177]

One of these things just doesnt belong here!! Haha

[TheSony17]

4:55-5:01 funny as shit

[StickDemonKing]

OLE! 5:03 XD

[Necrovallet]

the dislike button should b disabled on all jeff dunham vids 187 people were illegal mexicans

[SparklingJesus]

@Necrovallet LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL

[Necrovallet]

@SparklingJesus aww not one like?

[Necrovallet]

ON A STICK!

[demonk1ller91]

Hey cool video but who really cares everyone has already seen it

[LilyLuna2012]

186 people have no sense of humour

[iJaePop]

Apparently it's a secret known only to the Mexicans xDD

[bookwormofthevampire]

I cant think of a funnier show then Jeff Dunham!! The only thing funnier then this episode is the one when Achmed meets his son!

[TheNextJeffDunham]

on a STEEEK.

[MineMurphydog]

What is she, a pickle on a pencil?

[echemichael]

IF YOU GO PURPLE, U WILL NEVER GO BACK!

[biscuitou]

the 185 people are jalapeno's on a stick

[313fear]

Funny

[MrsChickenlovers]

I have a question for Josie... 'My name is Jose...' I'm sorry, I thought we were in America, where we speak fricken' english... But I didn't see a chck over the E which magically changes Josie into fricken' Josè... and I didn't see the nyha over the N which changes Jalapeno into Jalapeño... Two keys which I can never seem to find on a fricken' keyboard...

[john5675809]

sometimes im afraid for my life why TACO BELL

[georgepatton93]

if you watch his biography on "birth of the dummy", you will literally cry when you know what he has been through to be the guy who gives us laughter today

[MinkedUpRecords]

I will never be able to eat a jalapeno after this.

[visiondevil21]

@MinkedUpRecords, well, just do a little tap dance, and we got salsa. lmao

[ElianPhantom]

@MinkedUpRecords I see one and Laught out loud XD

[yoblazer]

oley!!!! haha im dieng of laughter !!!!!!!!!!!!



[yoblazer]

where is part 1!! lol



[MrSavage1313]

you forgot the chhk over the E on jose and the nnya over n on jalapeno for the title of this video

[bornandbreadinSA]

"I have a question for Josie"

[bana2501]

i will just only watch this when i want to have a good laugh and mostly when i am board at my house and when there is no friends at my house also

[eskill22]

That was racists...

[MaydayParadeForever9]

My boyfriend better take me to one of these performances..

[mememe3431]

"Do you enjoy being in this country?"

"Sometimes, it scares me."

"Why?"

"Taco Bell." LOL!

[xxxnumnumsxxx]

sick...k...ker, Jeff...f...far, ha...ha..har

[AmricanGir]

5:50

[KittenCutie02]

Come Here Puppet Boy !! *

[ricswartz]

it looks like i can't stop laughing about your funny joke.this is your frien from facebook.your performance is very good.

[LockedHeart1]

They didn't watch 'your' upload...they watched Jeff Dunham...or more specifically his most popular puppet...

[MrMia123t]

Josie: Sometimes I'm afraid for my life

Jeff:why?

Peanut: TACOBELL

[SuperKooldude2]

@MrMia123t LOL!

[MrMia123t]

thumbs up if it paused at 1:49

[MsBoston1998]

when you go purple you never go back!

[MrZombie335]

so u say ill so become someones

BITCH

hahahahahahahaha

[nickermanful]

OMG I LOVE DIS

[MCCoutryGirl3]

Sometimes I forget that they're actually puppets....

[animefreakskyler]

@MCCoutryGirl3 they're puppets?! xD

[awesomekids05126]

@MCCoutryGirl3 i no rite they have there own personality and jeff makes them seem so reel

[randombadger899]

@MCCoutryGirl3 me to.

[sjemke100]

olé!

[hokiedoki]

183 people went purple and never came back':LL

[SillyDeborah32]

Coolio

[angelface914]

Jeff is a cutie, and also a very talented individual. I watched his bio on TV, and loved it! Can't wait to watch the Christmas Special!

[MarksmanIndustries]

josie halapinyo

[GPrincessLAgirl]

"Come here puppet boy. Make your daddy talk." I was dying!!

[MagicB93]

" Come here Puppet Boy!" ahaha All bad lol

[hello26471]

lol

[hello26471]

his gf is pickle on a pencil

[ChloeMAYdayParade]

funniest video ever

[Fastjimmy041]

Too funny lol

[slobberdog762]

i cant believe one guy does it!!! extreme talent

[tobey43221]

those puppets have so much personality that i forget their puppets!!! lol

[alexander22600]

pickle on a stick lol

[SkySky1019]

u wud not do good in jail

y?

'cum here puppet boy'

'make ur daddy talk'

lol

[MrSNIPERMONTAGEKING]

Taco Bell!

[MrSNIPERMONTAGEKING]

Pogo Accedint Bong Bong Ouch!

[PropellerBusted]

2:50 — 3:04

White people sure love their racist puppets!

[ParadoxicalParody]

@PropellerBusted

That's not racist at all...

[PropellerBusted]

@ParadoxicalParody You're right. It's more bigoted than racist.

[hopekee]

6:00 two hot chicks from Chicken delivery?

[midnight12131]

Your on a stick!

Stick ka-ka

Jeff fa-fa

Hah ha-ha

[illikainen12]

@midnight12131 that is the best part ever! love it

[Misskitty197]

its bored...not board



[Aple12345678]

whats she a frickin pickle on a pencil LOL

[iluvsonicandknux101]

lol XD

[rumours77]

I love this guy....

[hamslam199]

This is a funny show to watch when you are board

[SparklingJesus]

@hamslam199 i AGREE!!!

[beiberlover22100]

funny -.-



[gabe25j1]

never knew peanut was jewish happy hanukkah guys

[3afterPM]

It's in my other steeck. Lol.

[PreSkoolKidzDontCry]

Isn't it amazing knowing the top comments are exact quotes from the video that anyone can replay with ease! Bravo youtube viewers!

[TheMightyDahQ]

My fav part was "Stick-ka-ka, Jef-fa-fa, Ha-ha-haa"

[MrRyan1095]

3:08 so jose when ur typing...Oh Im soryyyy xD

[MELTDOWNmelon]

Jose rocks my world!

[littlebabbbbb]

HAVENT YOU EVER WATCHED SESAME STREET?

jeff is jeff

heff is heff

and chheff is chheff

ONE OF THESE THINGS JUST DOESNT BELONG HERE!

god i love him

[Bluefroggys]

Lol...enough said

[SpecialEffectz4U]

A bunch of my friends are on a stick... :D

[LoveCrystal10]

Excuse me... who the h*ll is heff?

[hazardaew]

are the crowd listening to something earphone that is funny and we are stuck with this crap?

[Yougot2party4ever]

jefffafa hahaha

[skaterdrumer99]

funniest thing ever



[autumnfall1234]

i <3 u peanut

[gregorama301522]

he only has one freaking shoe on

[doglover021]

@gregorama301522 It's supposed to be like that

[RainbowSnow101]

One of these things just doesn't BELONG HERE!... Tonight's show is sponsored by the sound "chhhthh"

[ginag38k]

u so funny

[blueking987]

Once you go purple, you never go back xD

[yokinu]

Come here puppet boy

Make your daddy talk

[scarlettegeisha]

Jeff fa fa. ha ha ha :P

[steelers12383]

so jose when your typing oh im sorry

[NflNba4Ever]

I wanna be a ventriliquist so that when im lonely, i can talk to my puppet

[TheAnimewatchergirl]

Stick-ka-ka Jeff-fa-fa Ha-ha-ha

I have a question for Jose

My name is Jose.

Sorry I thought we we in America speakin friggin english!

[TheAnimewatchergirl]

Didn't you watch Seseme Street? Jeff is Jeff, Heff is Heff and phlem is phlem

[lkdjsnvlmksd]

Jose has ze stiack... I took him to the spaaaaa

[TheBFMVOWNS]

what the f.. now he said KHEFF

[banana67791]

he's here on a stick!!!!

[mathewmallon]

@banana67791 Jeff: PEANUT

[CherelleTBrown]

you go purple you never go back!!!

[MrUnlivingMuffin]

he doesnt have an asssssssss

so

its just shoved up hisss aaaaaaaaaaasssssss!!!!!!!!

[xleahxable]

Jeff is Jeff

Heff is Heff

And Hkeff is Hkeff!

One of these things just doesnt belong here!

[Ms13Gamer]

peanut is my FAVORITE!!!!!

[Jrobert2112]

I love how peanut is so mean to Jose

[beto42a]

maybe you will need one of this...ñ... for your comments

[LoveCrystal10]

Lol

Peanut: How did he get on the stick?

Jeff: I dont know

Peanut: Probably a horible pogo accident... you know doing doing ckkk

Jose: Olah! xDD

[mangosrnummy]

People need to stop repeating what the videos say. We heard it once we don't need to hear it again

[Kidozzy4]

i thought it was just up his ass........he doesnt have a ass



[roblox1175]

nice vids!



[lunarsquish]

jeff: this is not the appropriate time and place to ask that

peanut: too late hahahahahahah

peanut: so jose are you legalareyoulegalareyoulegalare­youlegalareyoulegallegallegall­egal-e-g-l-u

[blackboy7032]

6:00 funny lol

[lunarsquish]

is ok im going to hire achmed to kill him

[lunarsquish]

stickka jefffafa hahaha lol epic

[antcollins1992]

ooooooooooookkkkkkkkkkkkk



[acidnation911]

i guess 170 people are mexican

[xTheCODcastx]

Come here puppet boy and make ur daddy talk haha

[pelon09876543]

Peanut fack u... 100 % jalapeno mexicano

[taytay82500]

Love peanut sooo funny

[barbararebelo2]

its so funny