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  • fuck peta

  • put snakes all over those bitches!!!!

  • WTFhaha lol WthIS THIS XD

  • Um.... wouldn't you wake up if something is gnawing your neck?????????

  • WTF!?

  • Well it is a kind of embarrassing thing to happen. I mean you have an infestation of mice, that's sick. Send government agents to clean up this issue. When it gets so bad that people are getting attacked by MICE...that's not right.

  • picks or didn't happen

  • O GAWD THEY ARE REBELING!!!! next thing you know they will be carrying swine flu. EVERYONE MOVE TO MADAGASCAR BEFORE THEY CLOSE THEIR PORT

  • lol so funny!

  • Remember that movie called "Willard"?

  • Mice are so adorable

  • yet another reason for socialized medicine!!!! whoooooo bring it on obama i cant wait

  • If your being eaten by mice....

    It's most likely time to die.

  • i agree its not as bad as being eaten alive by maggots and worms though

  • Mother Fucken Jerry and where in the hell was Tom stupid can't even catch a mouse

    >:(

  • Oh, your cool.

    /f.

  • damn what you just said actually happened to me lol

  • poor mouse

  • Fail

  • release the cats!!!

  • OR just dont look at the fucked up failure aspect.

  • man must smell like cheese

  • aww need backup stupid bitch mate?

  • ...he's 89 rofl

  • Haha!

  • poor ol bugger

  • Time to release the hungry cats.

  • That is very sad indeed.

    To the people bashing this victim, how would you like it if you were knocked out by medication and being eaten by several mice throughout the night and not be able to wake up scream for help or defend yourself?? How about you think about that for a minute before bashing this man.

  • First of all, if your medicated and knocked out you wont notice the mice chewing on your head. Obviously if he wasnt sleeping he would have been yelling.

  • Oh, that is probably the worst way to go.

  • lol,ya

  • my got beaten by a rat in the feet and she has to take anti-rabies. She is okay now.

  • I hate the stupid people who leave mean comments.

  • let me get this straight, the man DIED from this?

  • jacked up

  • lawl this isnt tat funny

  • son-of-a-bitch. Go preach somewhere else.

  • Oh Oh - it seems knowledger101 is another secret homosexual.

    Come out, come out wherever you are!

  • who fucking sleeps while being gnawed on? isnt your brain supposed to kick in and say, wow, that hurts. and old or not you can at least make an effort to go out with a fight and not end up having your gravestone read "this faggot was eaten by rodents"

  • haha win.

    he becauzin teh madness!

  • Have you no shame or self respect?! This individual was UNABLE to defend himself because of his infirmity. Why in God's name does he deserve for you to call him a "faggot?" The future of our world looks dark indeed!

  • Can you imagine the things that man has seen in his lifetime... the horrors... and to have someone call him a "faggot" is very sad!

  • your basing this on one person?

  • They had administered morphine to him. He couldn't of felt pain from it let alone wake up or defend himself.

  • hahaha what a loser

  • I've heard lots of stories about this , or similar in the U.S.

    Older people whose family neglects them end up dying in their chair an their pets eat them, or rats eat them while they are still alive. Or they freeze to death in the winter or die of heat stroke in the summer, or maggots hatch out in their mouth while they are still alive. All this wonderful stuff happens when society abandons their elders.

  • Didn't Australia have a similar infestation some years ago?

  • Yep.

  • Yah, I think it was a plague of Locust.According to a newspapper called Telegraph,:Mice plagues are not uncommon in the area during the onset of winter:.

  • i've been telling people about mice for years, never trust a mouse is what i'd say, turtles, now that's a whole different kettle of fish, it's a different animal for a start, it also wears a shell.

  • i totally agree with u

  • Well maybe then it's a good thing that Mitch Moffit (second highest number of votes on shortlist) did not get the best job in the world (contest)!!!!!!!!

  • Australians voices never sound angry

  • You haven't met my Australian Wife.

  • lol

  • ouch

  • i'd say capture those mice and feed them to the snakes or cats

  • HOW BAD DID THIS GUY STINK?!! The mice ran up his body to gnaw his ears and head- was he gangrene? I am sure there is more to this story but hygiene may have had something to do with this attack as well.

  • DEATH!

  • What bizzar news !!!! How can mice have eaten an old man ? He must have been dead for some time and have started to de-compose. The mice must have been attracted by the smell from the dead man's body.

  • Don't mess

  • what the fuck does the Jonas brothers have to do with a man getting eaten by a mice?!

  • lol grammar check..

    "eaten by a mice" xD

    just messin with yea man..

  • 95% would be glad actually. Its the preteens that like the jonas brothers. Stupid chain.

  • Damn that's weird

  • cool story bro

  • kill the mice!!

  • Socialized Medicine! Another success story.

  • lol when mice eat a man, thats not a medical problem its a mouse problem.

  • When a health care systems is so Distant that something like this can happen it's unconscionable! Once again Hooray for socialized medicine.

    There is nothing other than national defense that the government does better than the private sector,

  • drive on roads much?

    drink water much?

  • drive on roads much?

    drink water much?

    Yes I do. Why do you ask?

    FYI When road construction was turned over to a private concern in New Jersey (Rt. 17) the project came in under budget and on time. The City of New York Was trying to Re-hab The Wolman skating rink for over two years. They turned over the project to Trump and he had it finished under budget in three months. Yes I drink water and I drive. Your point?

  • well if the private sector can apply the great job that it did with the stock market to paving roads and supplying me with clean drinking water, then why not privatize everything?!?!

  • The Stock Market is not a service or public works project. Nice try. No cigar!

  • you're a fucking batshit crazy libertarian boob. sprinkling your magic libertarian dust on the ground does not create or maintain roads.

  • That is correct. Construction crews and my tax dollars maintain the roads. If that enterprise were managed by the private sector I would pay less and drive on better roads. It's just that simple. (like you my friend)

  • Privately owned roads make profits by conducting as little maintenance as possible to infrastructure while charging a high toll fee. The public already paid for bridges and roads, why should private entities be able to profit after infrastructures have already been built? Something tells me you haven't thought this position out very well.

  • I said nothing about privately owned roads. When you contract a company to repair / build a road you don't turn over ownership to them. Glad I could clear that up for you.

  • department of transportations do that all the time!?! god you are weird. also you are very weird for trying to critique socialized medicine in a story about mice.

  • "god you are weird. also you are very weird "

    Well what is it? Am I weird or am I very weird?

    The gentleman being eaten by mice shows how lax these institutions can become when you operate in a socialized state.

    It's really not much of a reach if you use you Medulla Oblongata for something other than wearing a hat.

  • there is no correlation between pest plagues and socialist states. "lax institutions" can happen in any form of government. go peddle your libertarian nonsense elsewhere.

  • ""lax institutions" can happen in any form of government"

    This is true but a socialized setting is a breeding ground for mediocrity. Competition and reward keep all things sharp!

  • uhh not necessarily. i mean if that's your opinion then that's ok. opinion != fact.

  • Not Only is that my opinion it's a well documented historical fact. Socialism = Mediocrity. Read a little history you may find it interesting.

  • Again, you're just voicing your opinion. Even the "fact" that you state is an opinion. Give it a rest bro, you don't know what you're talking about. It's embarrassing.

  • "Again, you're just voicing your opinion."

    No I am voicing a well documented historical fact. See Soviet Union to start.

    Please try and use a modicum of effort and read a little. You won't regret it. There's a whole world out there waiting for you.

    Oh and BTW don't be embarrassed.

  • Ok, then find me one academic journal that states "socialism is bad idea because of states like the soviet union". do it, faggot.

  • crokker u CAN DO THIS. THE WORLD IS UR OYSTER. SEARCH AND YE SHALL FIND.

    Give a man a fish and he eats today. Teach a man to fish and he eats for a lifetime.

  • teach an elderly person on a fixed income to buy their prescription drugs from the U.S. and medicate them for a day. teach them to buy their prescription medication from canada and medicate them for a lifetime. i'm guessing you believe in privatized social security too.

  • Pssst the USA has a prescription plan for seniors.

    Just saying.

    I believe that I should be able to invest my money as I see fit.

    I believe in the Constitution of the USA. The Government has no business being in the business of my retirement.

  • Really? They do? Is that why seniors have to leave the country to get affordable medicine? Where do you in, a cave??! I can't believe you're still willing to support privatized S.S., especially with the tanking of the market. Private enterprise is not perfect, and full of risks. There should be no risk involved with social safety nets. What does "believing in the constitution" have to with any of this? That's a blanket statement anyways.

  • your a weird faggot.

    bitch

  • Economics 101 grokker, if a private road is treated like crap and not maintained to maximize "profits", people would use a different road and there would be no demand, thus no revenue, NO PROFITS. Supply and Demand.

    Government is a corporation that forces, by rule of law, everyone to pay for its goods and services via taxes, and you have very limited say in what these services are and how they are offered. Why not let people compete to offer the best services, goods, and infrastructure?

  • Haha, if that is a definition of Economics 101, then you surely didn't go to college, let alone take a high school course in Econ. Seriously, read about a subject before you decide to inject your opinion all over the internet. Christ people watch a Ron Paul youtube video and then all of a sudden they're like "HUR DURRRRR derrr, government is bad hurrr"/

  • Grokker, whenever you own something, you have an incentive to take care of it. When socialized, you lose the incentive, as your ownership in it is greatly diluted. Drunk kids at my university smash the Exit signs that hang in dorms because it is socialized, everyone pays through tuition. If someone had paid for that exit sign through their labor and money, they wouldn't destroy it.

  • Sounds like you don't know too many drunk kids. They destroy public property and private property alike, and I can't think of anyone who would argue that they don't, unless they - like you - were trying to push a political agenda.

  • I am replying to grokker's political statement. Anyways, if you own something you have an incentive to take precautions to protect it from getting destroyed, regardless of who tries to steal or destroy it. Someone destroying public and private property alike is aside from the argument, basically the one who owns that private property would have more of an incentive to build a fence, or hire an attendant, or whatnot if it is valuable enough and there is real danger.

  • seriously bro, read up more on private vs. public road debate. you need to. not everything that is "socialized" (seriously bro, at least learn how to use that word in the proper context) is bad. in the case of private roads, the public lose ENORMOUS amounts of revenue in search for a quick fix solution. there is a place for private industry, and it is NOT in the dispensing of public services. private corps answer to shareholders, not the needs of the public.

  • that is the worst analogy i've ever heard. you're justifying the fleecing of public investments by comparing the public to shitty frat kids?

  • I don't know where you are, but in the U.S. private forests and roads are much nicer, cleaner, and well maintained than government owned land or wilderness. And as such people are perfectly willing to pay a dollar to see/use them. An owner of a forest wants to maintain it and take precautions to protect it from being destroyed. Wild forests and public lands around the world are burned, cut down, etc by farmers and logging corporations because there is no one with a stake in the land.

  • you are braindead. completely braindead.

  • ... and when fire departments were private enterprises, they let buildings burn if the owners had not subscribed to their service... your point?

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  • well, now he needs lots and lots of cats!!!

  • ROFL

  • Looks like a JOB for the Pied Piper!

  • he died without even knowing how he died

  • he didn't die?!?

  • poor guy

  • how did this happen? wtf is wrong with the staff that 1. they didnt get an exterminator 2. make the place mouse proof  3. and most importantly check on the guy!

  • wtf thats all i have to say....

  • Australia is forever being overrun by cute things. Kangaroos, bunnies, I think frogs maybe, and now mice.

  • why am i laughing at this?...

  • pooor guy. hope he's ok.

  • poor grandpa..

  • oweee ouch.

  • lazy cats. where are they when u need them!

  • this is just absolutely disgusting. that poor man

  • Sounds like a really cheesy nursing home.

  • those mice should get raped! ...by a black dude

    lol ouch

  • wow.. jsut wow... thats really racist dude.. im not black but i mean thats really racist

  • not racist dude.. on the contrary, i was referring to the "big African dick"

    note when i wront "lol ouch"

    lol

  • What's the point in being alive if you have to be drugged and incapacitated? That's not living.

    I hope I die before I get to the stage where I can't shrug off a few rats.

  • :( my grandpa is in a nursing home due to lots of strokes

  • I'm sorry about your grandpa :) If you are a religious person you should pray, and if not maybe you can try to find some cure! I've seen so many neat things online. I wish you luck :)

  • cats ftw

  • cats ftw indeed!

  • Aust has the dirtiest places in the world. You seen their Mcdonalds?

  • i'm so fucking tired of these stupid ass chain messages. if you have nothing to do than post stupid shit like that, then i really do feel sorry for you.

  • Looks like aus needs some thailand immigrants instead of arab muslims since they eat bugs+mice and all

  • Send Australia some cats...

  • lmaoooo that's too funny (and true!)

  • i'd love to see post extermination footage/pics

  • wtffffff!!!!

  • LMAO i would make fun of him too, what a homo

    marked as spam btw

  • rofl thats the worst chain comment ever.

  • if u've ever read 1984 by george orwell, the mice are released and chew off your face

  • true true

  • sexy

  • that's horrible!

  • old man tastes good. =]

  • HAHA! Holy shit!

  • fuck that, i'd bite them back.

    ...little fuckers.

  • Mice/Rats are scavenging opportunists who WILL eat what they can. Period.

    I have never listened to people who say these creatures are "harmless rodents".  These things are born to *survive*. Period.

  • i guess they found him yummy :)

  • Human tastes best when aged.

  • with a fine chianti?

  • like cheese =)

  • hahahahahahaa D0omC0okie, that was hilariousXD very witty, I loved it

  • holy FUCK!

  • we are all going to be that stinky old man left alone 2 die

  • the best way to get rid of mice?

    big cats and owls

    turn that nursery into a sanctuary!

  • lol he shouldn't have sat their and let his body get eaten by mice what a dumb ass i would be running like fuck to pull them the fuck of me lol what a fucking loser

  • He couldn't cause he was drugged with morphine. HAHA! Pay attention.

  • do you kno what nursery home means? do the word elderly give a meanin in that little life less brain of yours that means, he basicly helpless he need assistance so how the fuck can he run damnit...so whose the loser ummm lets guess not him and damn sure aint me

  • M-I-C, K-E-Y, M-O-U-S-E

  • rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr­rrrrrrrrr

  • what the hell. that is creepy.

    i'm certain i'm going to have nightmares about this tonight.

    Ughhhhh.

  • God...that is disgusting.