ABC's of Masturbation

[buschgirl123]

4:08 made my day! I love you Danny! and "pulling the wagon" hahahah :P

[iluvmybff1bf]

At them end of the I list, I re-looked at the name of the video.....and realized he was doing it in alphabetical order!!! :/

[ky99ky1]

waking the pud

[deshawnbaylis3]

Burping the Worm

[mesummerstar]

You forgot Fapping

[YEEAUUUH]

playing tug of war with the cyclops

[AliyaDanielle]

Around the M's I realized that all these were in alphabetical order. haha. ............duh.

[EatMAndSml]

burping the worm.

[carlinsaves]

hahaha that was awesome! I'd love to see a video of a women say that list. Or better yet find a real women to read it to me while I mastur... um... shit, I need to stop maturbating and find a girlfriend lol.

[BiancaLoL1]

@carlinsaves Ur jerking off 2 Danny? 0_0

[drewbaby99]

tug the tiger

[boredfuckwit]

orgasmicing is not a word i went to type in in mic rosoft word and it automatically separated it into orgasm icing

[JtotheV92]

Chuck the Norris

[tylerguy12]

this was on 9/11

and he forgot rub one off

[ZeraTheMystic]

Did anyone notice this is one of his longer videos?

[bloodthirstyvampire8]

Im watching this while drinking Dannys new exciting drug and masturbating

[ThatRandomer96]

You forgot "Tickle the pickle" and "Rubbing the pork sword" XD

[TheHolyMarshmallow]

No wrestle with Jimmy?

[xcarlyxmariex]

You forgot 'Shake hands with the one-eyed milkman' hahaa :P

[snowconerangel]

YOU FORGOT SPOOGING

[xXHardc0rExFaNXx1]

Eradicating the unborn xD

[ProJectGamingStudio]

they're in alphabetical order... heh

[Beno32145]

adding some mayo

[independentvolume]

Yes. That is EXACTLEY how the Beatles wrote that song. x)

[spiderpig691]

beat the bold?

[LILBRO206]

mexicanos yea!

[twistedmountain]

Stroke The Goat

[MrBobtheslayer22]

beating the bishop

[Vidar675]

frig.... verb form: frigging :o

[TheEMZnEMpire]

...you sound like Zapp Brannigan from Futurama :D

[MexiicanLizzie]

"to finger one self"

"go go gadget vagina"

"Masturbate"

hahahahaha LMAO ! i♥Danny

[Legodragon1246]

u didnt say wrangling the one eyed snake XD

[judoka1345]

shoot the cannon ball....

>>

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[MrBlayneoh]

high fiving your beef stick, trapping the trouser mouse? palmela handerson.

[Eonnn84]

tossing the salad?

[SayYesh]

doing the 5 knuckle shuffle

[thetrueawesemokenzie]

You forgot

Faaaaap

[coody94]

release the kraken !

[TheChrisBeatty]

You didn't say "Playing the skin flute"..

[Kemorowolfrain]

@TheChrisBeatty ummm that isn't masturbation it's a blowjob

[Kemorowolfrain]

@TheChrisBeatty that one isn't masturbation

[Kemorowolfrain]

@TheChrisBeatty that one isn't masturbation

[italiangirl9696]

I didn't know there were so many names.....

[korbyn485]

Love the bit on yesterday.

[NormallyUpsideDown]

Wow…I didn't notice you were going in alphabetical order until you got to the P's.

XD

[BobertBarker101]

Hands on the Ham

[CameronsPianoMusic]

He never said " " stroke that bad boi "

[urmumification1]

orgasiming oneself,lol

[tommy6725ify]

he didnt say Stroking the Snake, Pulling the Cucumber, Squeezing the Stick... etc.

Lonely Sexual Time... ooooooo

[darkscurion]

i never heard the "opening a can of tomatoes" LOL

[lizziebizzy244]

opening a can of tomatoes.... :/ can i rape him x

[littleflamestar]

why are you obsessed wit masturbation danny?? :P

[TROLLINGCENTRAL]

GO GO GADGET VAGINA LMAO

[domalog]

bashing the bishop

[goldeneye884]

waxing the cannon ;)

[pedjalaya]

Yup, he definitely forgot "throwing it unconscious"...

[TheMandarklaughs]

suffocating the turkey

[8280nelly]

jerkin then gerkin!

[tommy6725ify]

underlining a passage in the scripture...

just me and god in here. uuuuuuuuuuuggggggggggggggggghh­h

[Rocknrollllll22]

Or jackuler offuler

[Rocknrollllll22]

U should like this Danny, stretching the Serb;)

[5p1d3rrr]

instrumentalising the dashboard XD

[KiwiEnforcer]

how do you upload so fast? aussie net sucks balls, i shuld know xD

[MikiTSLN]

On Serbian: DRKATI

:D

[Helsinki666]

@MikiTSLN Nelaj! xD

[MikiTSLN]

@Helsinki666 xDDD

[MikiTSLN]

Where did U record this? o.O

[TheRitual24]

go go gatchet vagina

[XxGameZonexX]

LOL

[the1stcow]

hit my shit

[skellingtone]

"just me and god in here" LMFAO

[reenieandmarebear]

I was looking up something else. And I found this. I was laughing hysterically the entire time. :)

[Xrate94]

baking a pie!

[shotguntornado]

Fapping? Really? no fapping?

[ThomasXp]

@shotguntornado this was before then, 2008. at least i think

[Longhorn55555123]

@shotguntornado fapping is kinda brittish...

[shotguntornado]

@Longhorn55555123 I'm still gonna say it's more common than "Underlining a passage of the scripture."

[lactosefree1]

what about "N"?

[bubblegum866]

wacking the prime minister :L

[Blaaspijp1920]

Go go gadget vagina xD LMAO

[Maximus21x]

I heard someone in health class call it concentrating.

[cartmanrulez32]

Playing the Skin Flute FTW

[MNM482]

The white knuckle race, polishing the gear shaft, beef stroke-it-off, buff the banana, tickle your pickle, shampooing the keyboard, wank the one-eyed wonder weasel. That's all I got :D

[MNM482]

milking the one eyed trouser snake

[CaptMrMorgman]

burping the worm

[MrNcoppick]

open a can of tomatoes LMAO

[RICHANDROS]

funny lolol

[tally24th]

hahahhaahahahahha the amish one

[MDmerc1]

its in alphabetical order

[animafrea]

lmao lmao lmao lmao flick the bean

[funnyabcs]

Bopping your baloney

[xChocolateAsianx]

skeet lmao

[vertskaterable]

yanking your yettie

[qtbug9]

um ok?

[acaliki]

Did all of these... In this exact same order...

[134kk4]

Taming the dragon =D =D

[VioletWolf24]

Mad dash to the finish...HAHAHA

[BRSTA77]

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[GTAavatar]

you forgot burping the worm

[HTFAmvs]

XD I think I'm gonna check your other videos. XD

[Jakmehauf]

Is it me or does this guy remind you of adam sandler.

[gutterziswin]

@Jakmehauf reminds me a bit of Jim Carey

[REMsleeper428]

Diddle your skittle.

[no0000ob]

lol i got a boner for this video...

[talkingstrawberries]

lol don't be mean to The Beatles danny! i love them!

but that was funny XD

[Trevorge3]

Extreme choking the chicken doesnt start with a "x"..:)

[SKSKallDAY]

Xtreme

now it does

:D

[1TheNameIsChris1]

jerkin your gherkin

[JaydenJohnsonBalls]

Yaaayyy.

You said Wanker.

:DDD

[genis7]

Quickly quaking the silent duck. lol

Did he mention releasing the Kraken?

[vateoivanov]

you forgot BURPING THE WORM xD

[Danny77uk]

Go Go Gadget Vagina!

[XGreenXGurlX]

He never said "Finding Nemo" Hahaha

[ChibiMikuHatsune]

This is so disturbing O:

[heisntseriousishe]

Lmao Zing the Zorro.

[junior17111rswoot]

eraticate teh unborn rofl!

[farigahna]

i love your hair.

[Bamlikebambam]

ROFL :D

[rooferxo]

i liked 'taming the shrew' :P

[commenter21]

LOL

[ClawsPrower]

You forgot "the ol' low five"

[EternalAnarchy]

I dont think he said 'answering your boner phone'

[Nickname3750]

YESTERDAY... xD

[la12muerta]

ur hairs wierd xD

[nikola1389]

eradicate the unborn hahahaha xD

[M3dievil]

you forgot "spanking the monkey" :P

[rick11720]

@M3dievil no he didint..

[M3dievil]

@rick11720 that's right, i rewatched it and i found it :P

[pitbullica]

the beatles song yesterday ? is that really true ? it makes sense when you look up for lyrics xD

[QueenAkela]

Five digit disco...

[THEOMGVIDEOZ]

pet the dragon till it breathes fire

[SelvesteDovregubben]

Eradicate The Unborn! xD

Sounds like a deah metal song, ffs!

[MatthiosArcane]

@SelvesteDovregubben Gives me an idea...

[Deathbysodamachine]

my favorite one is eradicating the unborn haha

[ToJoVi]

Quacking The Silent Duck- Enough Said

[shotbydalonewolf]

jerk the chicken

[AikOMatic]

Also I didn't miss to notice that they were in alphabetical order. Genius.

[AikOMatic]

Eradicate the unborn must be my favourite.Oh yes,yes it is.

[cyx77]

downtown koreans lol

[zoso355]

beating the maet

[Abcgummy1791]

What about the Harry Potter ones; taming the dragon, beating the bludger?

[deeniegurl]

not a lot of girl ones. . . . hmmmm lol

[brian4greenday]

you forgot the "cleaning the skin-pistol"! it was in a movie,forgot which one though

[xIxAmxKh2xI]

lololol

[XoCheriiesoX]

you forgot "watching tv" the immature guys i know call it that... lol

[AlexAttacked]

bashing the bishop ;D

[cecisota12]

finding god

[BFTVPROX100]

aww u didn't say "Walking the Dog"

[MrMuffinLord]

chocking the chicken?

[LeewinLan]

choking the monkey

[Zehrrien]

Lol @ the Nun thing!

[TheAznAtWork]

watering the grass

[WOOKELLY]

losing the goo. bahahahomg.

[BoredEnchantress]

spanking the monkey xD

[gibbons54321]

playing with your fireman

[manny1445]

five finger shuffle..

[Yakuza0234]

Beating the German's helmet

[BlumberBerry]

opening a can of tomatoes

XD

[RandomPuertoricanMan]

tackle the milk man

[J209H]

pop the weasle ...=]

[vahonors]

2:30 LOLOLOL!!!!!!!

[JODOUGH14]

saddest thing is i laughed at everything that refered to masterbating and the word masterbation

[PsychoSid1833]

i really think that ur not very funny... at all

[DarckenCheChan]

then why the hell do you watch his videos?

[Boredmonkey5]

How can there be so many words for 1 meaning?

[dag0620]

underlineing thr scripture hahahahah

[hallchad83]

damn, there's a bunch of them

[Blackliam]

quacking the silent duck lmfao

[tannertgf]

to go on a date with palmela handerson

[HomicidalArtist13]

Jamming the jimmy ^^,

[Soundnous]

grrr. u b@stard. u did this blasphemy on September 11. lol

[joeysings]

I would definately wank your rocket!!!