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  • nobody will ever replace Chris Latta as Cobra Commander.

  • Actually, with the way the sequel looks, and no Stephen Sommers, it might be good.

  • Snake Eyes won't say anything. He's a mute.

  • dude the end was fuckin cold you democratic fuck with their hipocritic ideas of stopping people from using gas but you still drive in their fancy airplanes. i want to see them drive on frie oil or shit or whatever the alternative gas is.

  • At the end.......I knew it!!!!!!

  • hollywood has fuckedup quite a few good classics for a quick buck for long enough. some one needs to take over and do something....

  • Might i remind destro's mask cant be tooken off it isnt possible

  • Wait a sec. If John McCain is Destro w/o his mask, then Dr. Doom is really Dick Chaney? No way, Destro is way cooler than McCain.

  • I knew the movie was going to be shit when they cast Marlon Wayans.

  • yep they fucked the movie up :( the sequel better repair this

  • John McCain is DESTRO! oh shit if id had known that i would have voted for him, also i wasn't registered

  • Had I known two years ago that McCain was Destro I would've voted for him. But noooooo I had to vote for the Chuck Baldwin

  • Destro, What the fuck man? Did Mr. McCullen takes 300 x the amount drugs Craig Ferguson claimes he took or something?

  • Haven't seen the new film (isn't there a 2nd coming out now too?), but wasn't surprised to hear that they blew it. If they only could have taken a tip from JJ Abrams, it could have been great. The script is all there, just give Larry Hama a producer cred and let him hash it out with the writers as to how to condense the comics down to feature movie length. It would still be new to kids, and their dads would appreciate it a lot. But NOOO....

  • GREAT VIDEO!!!!

  • Ha Ha Ha!! @0:48 - 0:51

    Excellent! ;) Lol!

  • That was great!

    But I don't think Steve Summers listened as the G.I. movie sucked.

  • lol funny!

  • @bratsmovies17 The first version of Cobra Commanders costume was the KKK style mask which offended many people, so thats why they changed it to the more recognizable helmet type mask. On a side note , had Sienna Miller researched her role properly, she would have known that the Barroness had a sexy Russian accent! This movie was very tongue in cheek, except for Snake Eyes!(thumbs down)

  • That is not at all true. The first version of the Cobra Commander figure was released in 1982 as a mail-in figure offer. Another version of this same figure was then released on a blister card in 1983 with swivel-arm battle grip. Then in 1984 Hooded Cobra Commander was made available as another mail-in figure offer. Never was the hooded figure removed from production due to it offending people with a KKK like resemblance. We weren't the crying, whining bitches in the 80s that people are today.

  • why does her change his hood? i dont remember why cobra comander has 2 diff costumes he wares. can sum one tell me y plz

  • Ah, screw you all. The GI Joe movie was awesome! Larry Hama's version of GI Joe is awesome but it's not the first or the last written in stone version of GI Joe

  • Hahahaha.....i love this!!!

  • I liked the movie but no one said COOBRRRAAAAALALALALALALALALALA­!

    And they killed storm shadow, they can't do that.

  • Storm Shadow isn't dead. Sommers confirmed it.

  • Yeah, you can't kill Storm Shadow. He's too marketable XD

  • sure made me laugh ^^

  • HOLY SHIT! That was funny! "Please make sure that the thing about Scarlet gets written in the script. Its important." LMAS!

  • hail the real cobra commander, the movie's cobra commander was boring

  • Baroness did a great job of stealing the movie lol. You gotta agree.

  • @rishiarora1983 -I totally agree. The guy who plays him is fine but give CC the hood and helmet. He has an awesome look and so do the cobra troops and I dont get why they didn't have all that in the movie. Not to mention no TOMAX and XAMOT or THE DREADKNOCKS.....they were great characters and toys. I understand they are trying to make it more serious and thats cool but COBRA still looked awesome back in the 80's and they should use that look....at least as a base and they can build around it.

  • @rishiarora1983 dude the transformers movie also sucked ass but i heard they are doing a new gi joe movie i hope they don,t fuck it up

  • I haven't seen the movie but I am so disapointed reading the feedback. I loved the cartoon but loved the comic much more. I wont bother, it sounds dreadful

    I do love this video though 5*s

  • Thanks, I LOVE the comic too! Still trying to get all the issues I'm missing!

  • I think the GI Joe movie was a fun ride. No, it's not necessarily OUR GI Joe, but it's got Ninjas, hot women packing and lots of shit blowing up. What more could you want?

  • @skygirl77 I liked the movie. My only real gripe was Cobra Commander's look. That and Duke looks funny with a goatee

  • @Dragonrider1227 duke looks like the cabin boy out of captain pug wash hahahahah

  • John McCain can't possibly be Destro. McCain isn't nearly cool enough!

  • funny but keep in mind that kids click on this link

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  • i liked storm shadow and snake eyes for the movie, i didnt mind much of the charecter cast exxept cobra! cobra isnt spose to be the guy in the backround who doesnt do anything and has more of a serious voice. hes spose to be the guy with the mask and the funny voice always yelling at ppl to do stuff and yelling COOOOOOOOBRRAAAA!!! everything else in the movie was fine in my opinion exxept cobra not being all cobra like =[!

  • Well Sommers fucked it up about as much as you possibly can. AND theres going to be a shit sequel too. Couldnt be much worse than that.

    Toys are cool though. grrr

  • Also They're making a sequel b/c of contract with the same cast but different director oh joy

  • SnakeEyes and StrormShadow is the best thing in the movie But I understand why summers chaged it n made his own story its like telling the same story over n over again he wanted to try sumthing new n the cgi was horriable can't direct cgi worth crap i think michale bay should have done this movie

  • I disagree with the telling a new story. You have to have a new plot line, not new character backgrounds. It's not supposed to be a re-imagining... it's supposed to pay homage to the original in live action form.

  • The worst part for me wasn't even the campiness, though. It was the complete disregard for the character relationships. Since when in the Baroness american and related to cobra commander and dating Duke ever.....

    Stupid.... just stupid. That and Destro was poorly cast. He was just gay....

  • Oh yea... all COMPLETELY wrong. Storm shadow loses ONE match out of twenty to young snake eyes and then he kills the hard master. Christ.... it was ALL fucked up. The only good parts of that movie were the parts with the night raven.

  • I agree with you. Like where was firefly. He was supposed to be the one that killed the hard master. I was so disappointed with all the false backstories and the poor choice of many actors... like Destro (who is one of my favourite characters, was pathetic.... honestly. That man had no business playing him. And Joseph Gordon Levitt is a phenomenal actor....but not as Cobra Commander. And there are better backstories to choose from for CC, they could have picked one of those instead.

  • All Stephen Sommers had to do was not try and emulate the campiness of the cartoon and bring a more serious tone to the franchise. Similar to what Devil's Due Publishing did with the GIJOE America's Elite comic.

    GIJOE is so much better of a story when its brought into a serious light.

    The only think Sommers did right was cast Storm Shadow. That actor played Shadow to a Tee.... and SPOILER ALERT.... low and behold they killed him in the movie... or "allegedly" kill him.

  • well too late they (beep it up)  the only highlight was Ray Park being snake eyes

  • good

  • HAIL COBRA

  • hail cobra, like never before

  • Abortion on film...sucks when they take your fav franchise as a kid and rape the Hell out of it.

    $120-$130 million "G.I.Joe" budget

    $30 million "District 9" budget

    YOu could say less is more, but I think I'm going to go w/ G.I.Joe was typical hollywood crap (lowest common denominator). All FX, no real anything...sound and fury signifying nothing.

  • Yeah, I know what you mean. Ridiculous! Not only the story line but little things like Brendon Frazer as S.Slaughter. Duke with a dark stubble head playing his expressionless cool character in Step up or whatever that dance movie was called. Huge waste of time.

  • Sorry Cobra Commander, they fucked it up. You can kill Steve Summers now.

  • in which episode does commander cobra changed it's mask?

  • Don't get me wrong, the graphics were fabulous in the movie, but they were so wrong on the entire thing.

    it totally sucked.

    they should have based it on the comics. now, the only people that will think it was good are the people that don't know sh!t. i feel bad, because i was really hoping for something better. there was never anything about scarlett and ripcord or duke and the baroness...

    WHAT THE F@%&!!

  • luckily I didn't read the comics so the movie was GREAT for me hehehehe

  • yea i watched the cartoons as a kid and i hated the movie. the commander is supposed to be an ancient amphibious humanoid from Cobra-La, not the little bro of the baroness

    we can only pray that they dont fuck up the Thundercats movie

  • In fact, before the old GI Joe movie Cobra Commander was originally just a disgruntled and subsequenlty horribly scarred used car salesman turned international terrorist.

  • If It's all going to be computer animated and directed by a video game producer...then maybe they already have.

  • Actually, the best thing about the movie is that in completely ignored that amphibious humanoid from Cobra-La crap

  • From the commericals, the new movie doesn't look ANYTHING like G.I.Joe, other then the battle between Snake Eye's and Storm Shadow.

  • I saw the movie today and I love G I Joe but the movie was so bad that I almost walked out of the theater and I never do that...

  • i liked the film looking forward to the next one

  • ya same with me. probably because im only 13 and i barely watched the cartoons

  • The movie was a joke! Channing Tatum has no presence at all...a fucking corndude!

  • There were so many different things just messed up wiht this movie but....

    the new movie is fucked up and I hate it

    so kill him.

  • Aw, man, why'd you censor the fucks out? Would have been so much funnier. This is Youtube you know, you CAN swear.

  • They did fuck up the movie.

    Larry Hama should have wrote the movie. He made G.I. Joe what it was.

  • Destro without his mask on. That was awesome. Now I wish John Mccain had won.

  • I think we doged a bullet by voting for Obama. XD.

  • Hey. Over here. (Obama's really Zartan. It's the only explanation for his economic policies. Shhh. Keep it quiet.)

  • so If Obama's Zartan, and McCain's destro, then the female was the Baroness?

  • The Baroness is Sarah Palin darkside!

  • please, call me either BatboyEXE, or Batboy.

  • and Biden is Cobra Commander!

  • Go get Stephen cobra commander !

    He did fuck it up!

    Kill that son of a bitch.

  • nice. but, i would rather bang the Baroness! AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

  • Awesome!!!!!!!

  • F@#$ing hilarious!!

  • holy shit , LOL

  • too late the movies crap.

  • oh please dont let them F%#* up the movie-

  • "Aaaahh and one more thing!...John McCaine is really Destro without his mask!" hahahahahaha!!

  • hahahahahaha!!...."Thissss isss the Cobraaa Commander!!...I have a messsssage to Stephen Ssssomerssss, the new director of the Gi-Joe Movieee!!...the messsage issss thisss!!....Please don´t F*ck it Up!!".....hahahahaha!! Hilarious! Congratulations for TravisJGordon! it makes me laugh as same as the Video "Full Metal Skeletor"

  • HA HA I DON'T CARE WHAT SNAKE EYES SAY HA HA, Snake Eyes can't speak Cobra plus Snake Eyes would slit Cobra's neck if he had sex with Scarlett

  • HAHAHA FUNNY AS HELL

  • Unfortunately it looks like Sommers did screw it up.

  • What's with those crazy ironman mech suits????

  • apparently they're not straight from the cartoon but from a later incarnation, i can't remember. but it was either one of their comic incarnation. but it doesn't matter. well, it's a funny video btw.

  • @TravisJGordon and the black spandex were they trying to be super heros or did they get their costumes from and s&m store?

  • @TravisJGordon

    Blame it on the Ironman craze.  :P

  • There are also signs that he to some degree succeeded in capturing the spirit of the 80's cartoon. I'll reserve judgment until I see the movie.

  • excellent, spread the word

  • im not even going to see the movie its crap

  • CORBAAAA!!!!

  • MEGATRON!!!!!!!!

  • SNAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!!!!!

  • LMAO this is perfect. Thank you, great job!

  • John Mccain and destro ? lol hahahahahaaaa!

  • I would have thought Dick Cheney but Mccain? LOL

  • Greatness, I'm so ready for a live action movie. I just finished reading Snake Eyes: Declassified, it was just great!

  • could you tell me what website that is the Snake Eyes: Declassified

  • Its not a website. Its a comic book. Do a quick search on it.

  • Too late. The movie looks like crap. Sigh.

  • Very funny. Thanks for giving me my laugh for the day. The voice was spot on. Wonderful.

  • Mr. Commander let me say that WE'VE ALL been wanting to scratch that particular itch for a while. Along with the Lady J and Baroness itches. Preferably all three itches at the same time. HA HA!

  • hi anyone want to chat

    anyone want to chat BW

  • Was Sarah Palin really The Baroness then? And here I thought all terrorists endorsed the Dems.

  • No wonder Mcain didn't win.

  • Hahahaha.... Thats funny! And now that I know McCain is really Destro, I'll really happy I voted for him!

  • McCain is Destro. Now we know! And knowing is half the battle!

  • Lmfao! Well said, lol.

  • Sorry, I mean't to write command.

  • No Serpentor in the movie. This I cammand!

  • I cant fucking wait for the movie. P.s. Dont fuck it up, I know where you live now.

  • very clever

    laugh out loud

  • I think Sara Palin might actually be the baroness..

  • that wouldn't surprise me in the least

  • ... Destro? I KNEW IT!

  • this is HILARIOUS! isn't the cobra commander a SNAKE in real life? hissssssssssssssssssssssssssss­ssssssssssssss!

  • no!

  • After the movie in 1987, Cobra Commander (in the DiC cartoon series) is seen as a cobra and he is kept as a pet by Serpentor.

  • The cartoon has nothing to do with the comic. The cartoon was a big joke. I also believe that the movie will be a joke to. So in real fake life, Cobra Commander is just a man with alot of issues.

  • i still look up to him as my role model

  • i have a couple of the comics your right they are alot better

  • the cartoon was targeted to kids. If it was like the comic it would have been cancelled after the first episode.

    I the movie will be better than what ppl think. I thought the transformers movie was going to be the biggest joke ever and it turned out ok.

  • Both movies on the same year but different days. GI Joe will Probably be out after the Transformers Rise of the Fallen.

  • Well for starters CC wont have the helmet or the hood in the movie. He'll have a see through Jason X type faceplate with 4 breather holes and will be bald with a forehead scar.

  • Nice! Very well done!

  • So does that mean Zartan is really Obama?

  • John McCain is Destro , sweet he has my vote now.

  • lmfao

  • OMFG! That was funny as hell! The last bit was cake!

  • Thanks Man!

  • OMG awesome!!!!

  • lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • That's Awesome. Great Job. I Love It.

  • "And one more thing... I want it written in the script that I have sex with Scarlett! I don't care what Snake Eyes says." XD

    LOL! That was hilarious.

  • cobra commander rules, how unfortunate that the movie won't even have the classic voice. if it doesn't sound like the original, it is just crap then. i think it is the true g.i.joe fans that brought back this series,and they screwed us yet again! they might as well have cast John Lithgow as cobra commander, that might have actually been better than that kid from 3rd rock!

  • That would have been cool if Chris Latta wasn't dead.

  • yes i know. that is why i said how unfortunate.

    lets just agree that this movie is definitely going to suck. Chris Latta should be remembered as thee "Cobra Commander", no one else will do.

  • Yeah. I just saw some photos of the actors in their G.I. Joe uniforms. They look like the X-Men with guns. It looks like it's gonna suck more than a busy hooker...or Speed Racer.

    Chris Latta will be turning in his grave.

  • Great voice!!!

  • Wait till ragface finds out he's being played by Tommy from Third Rock From the Sun. He may also be Baroness' little brother according to some rumors.

    This movie is gonna seriously suck.

  • Sweet i love it

  • John McCain is Destro, that explains everything!!!

  • lol thats starscream

  • Cobra Commander rocks!!

  • HAHAAHAH! The John McCain part made this a classic.

  • THIS IS A PERFECT VIDEO 5 STARS!!!!!! Sgt. Slaughter and the evil twins forever

  • haha that first piece of advice cracks me up everytime i hear it. dude your voice is pretty spot-on for CC.  I encourage you to make more stuff impersonating him

  • LOL@end.

  • LMAO

  • can i do scarlet before you...just to prep her

  • cobra commander does not take sloppy seconds

  • He takes Destro's sloppy seconds all the time.

  • I just saw the preview clip for the Movie Hate to break the news to you CC they Fucked it up!

  • That was so funny. Dude you need to make more of these.

  • lol!

  • Im with Cobra Commander. Stephen Sommers DONT FUCK IT UP!!!!!1

  • who doesn't want to f*#@ scarlett?

  • Ryan Seacrest?

  • he gonna f somboddy up.

  • They're gonna fuck it up

  • lol for real this is hella funny good job

  • YES! lmfao

  • LMAO! nice vid! ;p

  • Fucking great vid. DONT FUCK IT UP! LOL

  • I think we can all join in with Cobra Commander in saying PLEASE DON'T F*CK IT UP!!!

  • don't fuck it up. ha funny