Hip-Hop Hassidim

[alan2762]

Not sure if this isn't blasphemy but the rhymes are tight and clever.

[AndresHerutJaim]

Those baby girls are so fucking HOT

[shaqster187]

Im about to convert.

[WilliamsburgKat]

פרנסה מאלוקים .עובדים בשביל הבלאגן

[javierelbueno]

What's that ???????????????????

[ashmzki]

If the Baal Shem Tov knew of this, He'd roll in His grave...

[AssafIY23]

סרטון חזק חבל''ז

[KittenKush]

Hasidics aren't even allowed to look at women other than their wives, let alone touch them... But clever rhyme.

[tambunansumlang]

I got no hate for nobody, seeing Jewish kids like this makes you realize that we are all human.

[hworang87]

weird,,bastard hahaha

[volapuk49]

Pathetic.

[Quetzalqoatl99]

Hahaha stupid.

[EglantinaKhmelnik]

lol lol shalom from mexico!

[dirtman418]

this is disgusting you shoul be ashamed of yourself very embarrising

[TheDriveMaster]

I am not Jew! Very funny video, well done, great talent!

[Belson20]

Have no doubt - once you go jew, nothing else will do!

[varoshah]

@Belson20

tell that to God on Judgement day .

or is He only the God of the Jews

[OriginalNex]

@varoshah No god is god of all but his people are the jews as he gave his days to them to keep sacred!!!

[varoshah]

@OriginalNex

His people are NOT only Jews but also the lost tribes of Israel which were NEVER given the moniker Jew as was the kingdom of Judah...

Furthermore, even Isaiah 56 shows that strangers too can observe the Torah.....

[OriginalNex]

@varoshah Your right the lost tribes of isreal are apart of who i was speaking about as well many people just call them jews as for there faiths, but england and America, austrialia and canada are lost tribes and I have done the research, England being ephriem and america being mannaseh Austrialia and canada being ephriem also as it states "Ephriem will be a great company of nations" and since england has had the greatest empire...

[musicalman1995]

lol

[HAZIDEAD]

Terrific. Great talent.

[ppullz]

I like it. He was a little off beat but You goys act like this song was absolutely farkakte.

[bigmackkid]

wow...this is horrible....let matisyahu do his thing,ya'll can....well idk keep doing ur thing (just not this) lol L'chaim!

[Sweetashanni]

stupid

[walkinghammer420]

this is treif treif garbage yall fakeass chasidim

[bigolia]

Shalom... You guys are awesome... If we can't laugh at ourselves, we aren't living up to what G-d wants from us - to make this world a little better place.

I'm not a rap fan, and I'm not a Chassid, but your little skit was a classic.

(By the way, our Chassidic brothers are into the chicks too, they just have to make sure their rebbe doesn't cathch them having too much fun.)

[yuval118]

1:00 haha cool magen-david!!

[watchdawgify]

schmuck

[Elinitsam]

Well, you know what I thought, Jews couldn't rap but you guys are decent at it. Good luck!

[LordR09]

making fun of hasidic jews... whats the difference between this and nazi anti jewish propaganda films???

and to whoever thinks these are real hasidim, or what hasidim do... i wish you a speedy recovery from your head sickness...

[yuval118]

@LordR09

they're not nazis they're just having fun..

[yuval118]

@LordR09

they're just havind fun, na nachman na me'uman :P

[kaffeetrichter]

cheap ... yet funny =D

[mr77sean]

pffffffff you are not jews you are sionist

[tal32123]

@mr77sean being Zionist just means you believe that Jewish people should have their own homeland.

[lilmissykato]

@tal32123 it means a lot more than that

[ppappose]

Hahaha, the difference between a jewish rapper and gentile: a jewish rapper rhymes intellectural words.

[5nizzo]

Hilul HaShem!!!!

[ingridkosher]

well i liked it, it`s hillarious and has kosher humor jaja, mazel tov

[gaergirl14]

@ingridkosher

KOSHER humor??? u obviously have a big misconception of what kosher means...

what theyre portraying is NOT the average religious jew...& its jus sad tht ppl will look at this and laugh. soo not funny

[wenceslove]

@gaergirl14 are u jewish??????? mmmm i don`t think so, if u don`t like the video then don`t see it. its just HUMOR not TORAH, don`t confuse it.

[zzziriguidum]

MESCHUGA !!!!

Clever yid boys,,,

[rimbaud1020]

What is this? SERIOUSLY! yeah i went all caps, deal with it. Don't know wether to die from laughter or be offended. i'm gonna go with laughter.

[heckboy22]

shame on all of you for making this vid

[mikelunz]

Uh.. Uh... Im a hip hoppin hassid, and I will show you how..

I pre-rip my toilet paper friday evening before sundown...

if you come to close I might light you up,

I'll spike the whisky in the juice within your kiddush cup

Word. Literally.

[matt986423]

all religion needs to be stopped

[faznjaz]

you say that words are essential? the lyrics are not only terrible, but not at all inline with chasiddic philosophy. this is a mockery of chassidic jews from the words to the disgracefull video. clearly noone involved has a clue and may even be antisemetic. what a joke that it has so many views and im sad to say i was one of them.

[halnwheels]

This vid has no meaning whatsoever. It's just fun to look at anything that belongs in one context and put it in another. Like a bird swimming or something.

Anyone who would actually draw any conclusions about Judaism from this has a very limited frame of reference.

Besides... we ARE cool!

[netieboy]

this clip is the biggest chilul hashem in the world....its completely crum and anti derech hashem... and for whoever thinks u need "g-ds son.." sorry to tell u this jesus u speak of did not die for our sins.. first off.. ive taken a look at the new testament its no writtne in the book of mathews...its all later books .. example paul, jesus never died for sins.. and plus the old testament ses there will never be a person ot replace g-d u only have the 1 g-d, rest of u get ur head straight.

[choco4life10]

gaelgirl u r sooooo rite. i seriously hope all u religios/kinda confused ppl think bout dat. cuz judiasm is so awesome and worth it!!! b proud and feel lucky cuz u so r!!! btw gaer its shaindy h ;)

[416love]

trash.

[KALEVBENYEFUNE]

we can't be too serious all the time,only when learning in class at our Yeshiva schools should we learn Torah jewish studiesand be serious before the name of god.BUT TODAY'S MODERN OUTSIDE WORLD MAKES US LAUGH OUTSIDE FROM OUR CLOSED CENTRES.THANK YOU FOR UNDERSTANDING,IT'S ONLY TO LET YOU KNOW WE ARE ALSO HUMANS

[frumgirlofphilly]

this obviously shows we need moshiach!!!! no offense but these boys act even lower then the average non jew does!

[7KEDDY7]

@frumgirlofphilly ARE YOU IMPLYING THAT JEWS ARE BETTER THAN EVERYONE?? I AM NOT A JEW I AM A CHRISTIAN SO WHAT : ) YOU NEED JESUS JUST LIKE EVERYONE ELSE DOES. I'LL BE PRAYIN FOR YA FRUMGIRL* MY PERSPECTIVE OF LOW IS WAY DIFFERENT THAN YOURS!

[Chedvah]

Why do we need Jesus when we have G-d?

You guys can have your Jesus and we'll worship G-d.

Live and let live.

[7KEDDY7]

You need G-d's son because he died for your sins and everyone on the face of the planet's sins. We are not capable of entering in a relationship with G-d without going through his ONLY begotten son. He was the perfect living sacrifice for our father. That is the truth and someday you and all other Jews with understand. Just don't say that the one's who have a relationship with the living G-d did not cry out to you and warn you first. Much peace much love to you*

[MOE435]

@7KEDDY7 Hmm will you answer me...were you, or anyone else you know there at the time to witness Jesus? huh? It was the very (and ONLY the-) Jews who did witness it, that decided ....so YOU telling US the TRUTH?!! lol

[7KEDDY7]

@MOE435 That's cute Moe Hmm I use to have a shaggy haired teddy bear named Moe ;-) Anyhow nobody in today's time was there obviously but I sought first the Kindom of G-d and you will never know untill you truly do that. So get on your knees and get started seeking. Trust in what G-d tells you personally unless you don['t actually have a relationship with him. Trust me if you in honesty without greed in your heart ask Hashem to show you what is truth it will be done for you* PEACE*

[MOE435]

@Chedvah: Exactly, Chedva!!! Oh.. if they had only let live for the past 2000 yrs!!

[gaergirl14]

@KALEVBENYEFUNE

uh..shame. :( if your being religious only cuz u have to then that almost counts as nothing.fry out, no? u cant, it would damage ur name.?.so make the best of it. u have the privlege of being a jew, learn 2 love it. 4 GD! NOT 4 PARENTS/TEACHERS/COMMUNITY/NAM­E...its like youre saying k bye bye gd...see u tomz.

[KALEVBENYEFUNE]

Hey,i'm a chassidic jew who wears black suites with the cap,I MUST SAY,YOU ARE RIGHT, THIS IS NOT A GOOD EXAMPLE OGF OUR TRADITIONS,BUT YOU KNOW WHAT!? IT'S GOOD TO LAUGH SOMETIMES IF IT'S ONLY FOR A SPECIFIC SHOW,we can't be too serious all the time,only when learning in class at our Yeshiva schools should we learn Torah jewish studiesand be serious before the name of god..

[gaergirl14]

@monitomic

hey are you jewish?!

idk but personally my religion is more imp 2 me than ANY type of humor!

religion aint funny. be religious or not-but dont make fun of it. like seriously its pathetic

[avi5268]

חחחחחחחחחחח מצחיק ויפה

[monitomic]

it is called BLACK HUMOR and it is veeeery funny,even if when my religion is in the question

[gaergirl14]

omg. this is DISCUSTING! if the composer of this song is a real jew you should be ASHAMED of yourself. :( this is not funny! i'm sorry but this is not the average jew.

[MrKosherman]

Behold, I give of the synagogue of Satan, of them that say they are Jews, and they are not, but do lie; behold, I will make them to come and worship before thy feet, and to know that I have loved thee. Revelation 3:9

[Levinberg123]

this is not funny... X__x

besides, it dosnt seem very religious -.-

[mitzvatO]

sometimes, i speak to myself, "how many people joke about many stuffs, and why don`t joke about yourselves? about your life, how are you going in your own ways, why do you see in other culture the fun and why not at yours? joke about yourselves, about your life, clothes, anyway.

to find stupid boys joking about something strange for them.

see your lifes and not to the others, ok. you and us are not friend!

[sophizzy]

Well it's better than threatening to blow up Danish Embassies like some other 'religious' people I can think of.

At least Jewish people don't take themselves too seriously!

[OnkelHunter1990]

very funny

[mitzvatO]

H` have mercy from you all, foolish, make jokes with other stuffs.

[sssdddkkksss]

just stupid. but not bad

[simonetta08]

LOL

[weareallused]

wow fucking stupid

[Impulset0]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

[mufituffi]

ICH

[dbgoogle23]

I dig the modestly dressed ladies! lol.

[Elya92Productions]

lol yeah very nice i dig this <3

[zipporahreshel]

clean shaven faces too. oh so attractive. NOT....yeah he knows how to go with the flow... NOT... . I think they all need their asses whipped hard....any takers????

If you dont Ha Shem will... Yeah thats better....

[TomTraddles]

I've got news for you...God has a sense of humor.

Lighten up.

[Joelwww7]

@TomTraddles I feel like giving you the thumbs up everyday for the rest of my life hahaha! I agree 1000%, God sure has a good sanse of humor :-)!

[Joelwww7]

@TomTraddles I agree 1000%

[lawfulheart]

Yeah, I agree. This seems a little cheap and irreverent.

Besides, I dig guys with beards more. ;)

[MitzvaMobile]

@zipporahreshel Funny

[OriginalNex]

@zipporahreshel I find this offencive this video god may have a sense of humore but this is not funny this is offencive!!! your offending the people god chose to keep his days sacred! Id whip your arse but hey god will do it

[bluntsafety]

Wack-y. I live next to a synagogue in Montreal. Now, if they were likes yous guys, that'd be cool. peace.

[nordary]

lol

:)))))))))))

[CoNiLa2]

very nice

:D

[ShmuelEhrlich]

Such a nice Yingelach.

[beans1975]

Yikes! This does not represent religious Jews please don't be confused!

[medievalman86]

yea, this definitely inst a kosher one......

[evilbunny4ev]

u saw how he had to have another boy say challah and how he was struggling ha that was funny but u cud tel this is just a joke

[gilburgosnet]

What a mockery! May God have mercy on all of you in this video.

[untouchable999]

your giving hip hop bad name

[LawrenceofIsrael]

if they were hassidim they would not touch girls.

Really poor try.

[speedofpain3]

u realise its just a joke right?

[monitomic]

girls are not jewish:)))

[annebuzz10]

@monitomic

some are :) :)

[CybershulDotCom]

They're not Hasidim, though they are try hard.

[varoshah]

Yeshua IS the Moshiach...hasid

[MISTERMORTVIDEOS]

pathetic. such poor taste, costumes are wack, if youre doing a video, either get real chassidim or grow peyos and get the real clothes, seriously. and fire your manager if you even have one

[rivkirox]

Steindard, sorry but there is no way that these are real Hasidim.

[eliopetteroni]

poor for a comedy.

[Tzahal01]

Tfu ! If I'm to chose my people, I would better have some Yishmaelis or Esavis people instead of two Schmucks like these who destroy us from the inside.

[FBnini101]

nice costumes the rest is good 2

[maohnamu]

why would you post something so terrible like this? its not funny, the lyrics are so unoriginal, and its so pointles???? cant u just keep stupid ideas like these in ur head???

[MRspirt]

its just parody :))

[up2space]

yamuchule rock.  are these guys really in da J hood?

[up2space]

hey you know how we JEW!

[up2space]

a true yiddish nigga. la la la la la la la hey!

[partymartyrocks]

Funny, but Hasidic Jews don't even touch girls. I'm not Jewish, but I learned about it.

[DeseraeFOA]

This is true

[zzziriguidum]

Congratulations.

There is not more jewish than make funny about yourself.

Orthodox seems like old catholic ladies.

[Yoshuayovel]

Not anymore lol

[frumgirlofphilly]

this video is such a chilul hashem!! i baruch hashem have no clue who you are but i really hope that you get help asap! if other yiden are turned even just the slightest amount off the derech because of you i hoope you wont get punished by hashem so harshly! please remove this video! i hope you didnt know better but if you did...! and especially to put hashems name in such a video with so much znus!

[gaergirl14]

i one hundred percent agree with you! it's horrible! they're not real jews, BARUCH HASHEM! but not everyone knows that :(

[annebuzz10]

@gaergirl14

It's highly likely that these people ARE Jewish.

Just b/c they are not acting in a religious way doesn't take away from their Jewishness.

Once you're born Jewish, you're Jewish forever.

[Hamishtarah]

Pure Bullshit!

[darksensations]

Oh smack I LOL'd. Crazy. Love it.

[tsuande70]

This is so rediculus! Not to mintion you wear black and white like orthadox however you dont realize that most Jews at the level to NOT even touch girls.

[997997979989979]

So not funny and soo not Jewish! Jews are proud and strong and they'll stay that way!

LOL!

[ttsupra26]

This vid is the biggest Chillul Hashem. I agree with ETHALPIL above^ 100%

You are all immature idiots who turn Jews away from their Yidishkite instead of bringing them closer. Every Jew who is TRYING to seek G-D and watches this gets damaged, and it will be on your count in shomayim. This is not comedy.

[ethanpil]

this video makes me so sad. instead of seeking to educate themselves and understand where they come from, the disconnected jews of today's world debase these holiest of things that they dont understand, and in the process are a bad example to us all. idiocy is not comedy.

[VercingetorixXIII]

this is so fucking funny and yes, if god exists, he laughs tooo, adding to my favorites again...........

[OriYa101]

wow.

that was a HUGE HILUL HASHEM

means u disgrace god!

i cried while watching it.

[TomTraddles]

Please don't cry. I'm sure God has a good sense of humor

[OriYa101]

omg that's so unfunny

are you jewish anyway!?

[jiKurdistan]

@TomTraddles what u eman , ting, or sure , DoesnT Mean , that ALLAh swt has given some info to u !!!

What u wann to know and ALLAH himselv (Quran) and his messenger Muhammed saw

Do NoT Go (death), That U DonT kNow Who is There !!

[kwamyrose12]

@TomTraddles what do u mean by that?

[kwamyrose12]

@OriYa101 agreed ,but i didnt cry...

[sunkats]

this is a disgrace!

[bigollameo]

Damn, Bloods and Crips better not be creepin' up in the Crown Hizzle!

This is awesome, God bless youtube!

When we can point and laugh at our own cultures, it just makes the world spin around on its axis a little bit better.

Next Semetic culture up for American Ghetto-fication has gotta Islam: Imam(ma) vs. Yomamma

[ShmuelEhrlich]

Now I've seen everything.

[thedeeman]

Just so people know, while many things in this video are encouraged (e.g. to be happy, dance, and love your fellow) Judaism doesn't encourage touching women like that, or dressing provocatively.

[papatuchus]

sorry to say but those guys are for from Chassidish

[izaknyc]

i wish when i was chasidish i had girls like those it's sad to remmber back those old days, it's just so sad to even think about that. you guys should'nt rap if you don't what it is like or maybe you should. it was hell, i tell you that

[saragubits]

silly

[Yonah613]

not cool guys

[rachel19977]

sad

[Mystakaphoros]

Hee hee, I like!

[stars1836]

check out Shabbat Shalom Megamix

[mjvz1980]

I'm a Jewish man but i can really get smile of this one.

I to had those interesting classes but the wrong man to teach a boring.

[Descipleofchrist101]

This is horrible...

Jesus is the messiah..

But ti's still a messed up thing to do.

[yeshuasdisciple]

amen

[yuval118]

lol funny with that challlah

[danceillusions13]

can we have the lyrics please?

[flyingepee]

o yea, good stuff right there

[Nitaiman11]

A bunch of idiots.

[yviva]

that's "CCHHHHassidic"

[montbard]

Dpes anyone have the whole lyrics???

[juliope9]

fucking good...

[superk696]

hilarious. hey lighten up people...

[SWEETLIPS599588532]

your literally so patheric they are jewish.... honestly like take your head out of your ass

[ilikethat0]

terrible!!!! you dont look like a jew!! !!!

[dudleyfeebish]

Only in America could this crap be produced.

[TomTraddles]

You're just a grouchy old fart aren't you? Why don't you lighten up?

[quytf]

He is allowed to comment, isn't he allwed? don't go personal because than you show that you are wrong..

I Personal like this video thank you.

[quytf]

Sorry the way of making fun, and the words what they are making fun is ugly, the style of the music and accting i like.

[xenophobicstranger]

Chill!

[nebo613]

Shame on you! Just plain bad. Show some respect for your self's and those who died trying to simply live the way of life you mock. I'm all for freedom of speech. If you only had something to say.

[joshuasound]

many of our ancestors were hasidim who died in the shoah or lived their whole lives in poverty just to be sure that the hasidic way of torah would survive....for us!!! please honor them and yourselves and the Creator by reconsidering the content of your music videos. may H' guide you with Light that you should be a blessing to israel.

[jowecools]

how could u make funn of jews they are the best nicest people in the world u ugly fucker il kill u

[calicolombiano82]

yeah, you are going to hell for that one

[DoviTrappler]

why mix the rymes with jewish themes??? i'll tell you why because theie saying we are confused and angry and feel alot of guilt towards judiasm and most bring it down with them to take away the feeling of shame, i feel for them i realy do but their so lost...

[BerneyUS]

This cant be real cuz Hasidim dont have girls like that...

[boshemleich]

Yeah, real hasidims have girls that are really hot, unlike this hazor fressers

[MosheNL]

The rapper has lots of talent.Seems like the only straight hetorosexual people in the world are Jewish.

[devdell213]

Who is Rent?

[IrishBohemian]

This is mad cool! It should be on MTV or something

-RENT

[calicolombiano82]

the jewish culture is a great culture, why the hell would you mix it with the ghettoness of the US?

[gigimc]

um... humor? besides, jewish culture IS a great culture, so this 'ghettoness' as you call it should have no effect on it. If anybody is even paying attention one can see rap & hiphop is constantly evolving, jewish culture holds strong.

i am sorry to see such a rich and great culture being corrupted by the and trashy inferior black culture. the USA destroys every culture