funny grunt lines pt.1

[NegativeNuke]

0:37 Wow That Grunt Is Seriouse! I Know I Spelled It Wrong.

[norncare1]

COPIED VIDEO WITHOUT PERMISSION!!! DUDE, YOU SUCK!

[DressedRunner]

they makes good pet

[Tarsalterror7]

It's funny, I remember every single one of these lines as if I'd heard them yesterday. I miss CE.

[latioslover95]

this is why halo is better than COD

[the12darkdays]

haha lololol 0:20

[mnb676]

eseestolz!

[98JSPARTAN]

And that is what i call breathing in helium

[SpartanXan117]

IT'LL TAKE MORE THAN THAT TIN MAN!

[theunnamed2013]

The voices of Halo 1 grunts we're way better

[southernpacific4346]

No grunts said. "Huuhh. It dies?!?!

[norncare1]

STOLEN!!

[yamiltorres8]

hahahhaha nibble on boob nipple

[MarcusCrouch95]

it sucks how in halo reach the grunts dont speak english :((

[sonicfur]

@MarcusCrouch95 in reach the helmets didnt have translators

[MarcusCrouch95]

@sonicfur Ok how many Halo games have you played??? "helmets didn't have translators"? if you actually played any Halo games other then Reach you would know the Covenant learnt to speak English the UNSC didn't invent 'translators'...... noob.

[sonicfur]

@MarcusCrouch95 ive played evry halo game but cea

[MarcusCrouch95]

@sonicfur I highly doubt that, because you would have known about the Covenant learning to speak English and combat evolved doesn't come out till November time so obviously you haven't played it noob.

[sonicfur]

@MarcusCrouch95 -.- i mean the original and stop calling ppl noobs because i havent played in a while

[examples262]

"i just wet myself"

[mattstorm360]

Grunts are the pawns of halo you give them no respect and then CHECK MATE BITCH!

[DarkxRebelx]

lol, I didn't know there was a Monty Python reference with the grunts: "I'll bite your kneecaps off!" lol.

[checkzack]

took me forever to find the thirsty food-nipple grunt. where did you find the others?

[manwithsand4]

omg 133,337 views

[TheDBStrongnow]

Grunts would be so weird looking without their air tanks on back and face

[mnb676]

wtf is @ 0:48? did he say can i have a settlement

[Imstillalive813]

0:40, Monty Python reference.

[toothless911]

i noticed grunts are cuter in halo1 than reach

[aqwgummybear]

omg guys the srg is wasted no just kiddin hehhe. xD roflmfao i all most peed myself

[KamiLover4ever]

@aqwgummybear yeah that part was pretty funny xD

[12Insomniac]

One time there was a really rare thing when I traded a fuel rod gun with a grunt in Halo 2, and he said "I will love you and pet you and call you george!" In a dazed way.

[Chocolateshake1234]

I'll BITE YOUR KNEE CAPS OFF!! Lmao!

[Scarce9882]

i just wish bungie would let us to an action in game so we may have grunt followers, I mean seriosly can't you hear the grunts begging for mercy and pity!!

[bozcoz]

Halo 4 needs comedic relief. Reaches grunts sound too different. one of the main reasons i played Halo 1 so much was to throw stickies at marines and grunts just to hear them say something funny.

[omegahalogeek]

@Goppet3 ur not the only one

[Gopper3]

I want a grunt as a pet Ha Ha :D

[TheDinosaur900]

"at this point if the demon gets us and rips of our little skulls and rips of our backpacks then humps us with his big demony butt! we deserve it ha ha!"

[donald501st]

hey can you make a bute with out of pape???

[billybobjoe0976]

grunts are cute i hate killing them!!!!

[trane07]

This remind me of gir. Lol

[miggyinthed]

little people first lol

[anooneguy23]

uh has anyone know that a grunt is so small but too dangerous for it size!?

[Rjrolyn]

wow,hahaha



[MisterLegoGuy]

0:21 i just wet my self ahhha

[HaloReplicas]

Unoriginal bitch.

[HaloReplicas]

Lame, stealing video's from another guy, without mentioning him. FAG

[Queend813]

ITL TAE MORE THAN THAT TIN MAN!!XD

[HarryNJordanFtKieran]

lol jawas with guns

[canadaislive]

i always spare the grunts lifes xD their just awesoem

[Dragonhunnter]

It be fun to play as them

[madmansg0]

lololololololol

[billyboblingwa1]

I hate killing grunts i always feel dead bad for them coz they're jst so awesome

[ODSTScoppyElite]

FUCKING PIECE OF SHYT GET YOUR OWN MATERIAL!!!!!!!!!!! PLAGIARIST BASTARD!!!!

[noble3126b]

I just wet my self.

[redneck3962]

COPIED

[NRAxShadow]

Copied faggot

[MegaChipmunk123]

sounds like a jokey l4d2

[SuperL0L1P0P]

COPIED!!!

Joo suk BUTT.

[dorororocks702]

lol i heard one say:pew pew

[martianman13]

74 people are people are people who must run with things on there back......

[Haloprincess117]

*Sigh* I miss Halo 3. There's no talking grunt's to make me laugh my butt off in Halo: Reach! But Reach is still cool :3

[Taliesin109]

ILL BITE YOUR KNEE CAPS OFF!! XD man i just <3 the grunts :D

[Queend813]

THE SARG IS WASTED MAN!!Hehe...just playing XD

[lego331]

I'LL BITE YOUR KNEE CAPS OFF

[xXTheoriXx]

I just wet myself xD

[monkeynamedjack]

Anyone noticed how grunts are just jawas with guns?

[zKyl3z]

@monkeynamedjack there also on drugs :/

[starscream372]

@monkeynamedjack that is honestly the most unwitty comment...ever.its just..not funny.

[CoCoLiTo7]

@monkeynamedjack whats a jawa... ?

[kingslayer190]

@CoCoLiTo7 u are obviously not a star wars fan.

[andrewwalker296]

How can a species be so incredibly ugly, and yet so incredibly cute at the same time.

[cyrusqkrules]

@andrewwalker296 just like dogs

[Brickballproductions]

@andrewwalker296 No Grunts are Ugly. Not Cute. Ok?

[Lucario26rox]

@andrewwalker296 they are not ugly

[FarceMartyr1229]

WEEEEEEEEE! oh god thats gunna hurt

[spinalglacier]

a grunt asked me out on a date

[narutobio]

Real one with better quality is at /watch?v=TByzq6O51-M

[narutobio]

this is stolen:P

[Lockey157]

My favorit is "Its okay to come out now... Its um....Srgt. Humanoid"

XD

Halo 3

first mission

[joustinApe]

reminds me of gir

[MasterChief1660]

in ODST thare was 2 grunts and i killed 1 and it was like nooooo now wat will i do

[GdMBuRn]

In halo 3 this happend: Me and my friend was playing sierra 117 And were sneaking around. We both walked after a grunt that after a while turned around and said: "Hey guys!" BAM! "I... deserve... that... Im... So... Stupid..."

[OmARc0101]

lol



[gameraider100]

lol i once saw a grunt on a ghost and he said what's up to me

[celticmoon88]

i always thought the grunts were adorable!

[pieboy6000]

ASSISTAAAAAAAAAAAANCE!

[zombiekilla267]

sounds like a jockey from l4d2 lol

[Dude082100]

once i heard a grunt say to me AHH I WANNA HUG GIMME HUG NO GET IT OFF!

[SuperGamer160]

KANihaz KILLED FLIPYAP OR YAPLIP WAS HE......WE WENT TO NIPPLE SCHOOL TOGETHER YEEEEEEE...... HE'S DEAD

[PenguinPictures1]

"I I I I I just wet myself" XDDD

[Zentro705]

lol are these impersinations? :o

[UTcommando]

@Zentro705 negatory. this was some clips of Joe Staten recording grunty lines in the studio.

[sab2fan24]

i i iiiiiiiiiiii i just wet my self

[Sonicca95]

One time when i was playing halo 2 , map the oracle , Grunt said me ''I now! i will be your sidekick! just like Robin!''

[soraali]

i hope there are grunts in reach

[skinnyfamilyguy]

@soraali duh

[tyctomgun]

@soraali there is, and there is also IWHBYD skull =)

[soraali]

@tyctomgun IWHBYD FTW

[sparta1n117]

@soraali the covenent invade reach, that means there are grunts and the have ranks now LOL

[Alexw851]

i love it in odst when the grunts say "hey it's safe to come out now, this is er sgt humaniod, yeeeh" XD

[TheTrover88]

on hlao 3 odst a grunt said "i pooped in his helmet and peeeeeed in his mouth" when i got killed by it

[superoak100]

my favorite one is "ahhhh u killed flip yap or was it yap flip ithink it was yip flap shut up i no flip yap we went to nipple acadamy together now hes dead" but on odst an grunt was like u killed my best friend

[Absalutly06]

@demonsteper

Then don't bother to say it, we don't really care.

[creditcardman12]

The grunts remind me of that weird scrawny goblin thing in "The Black Cauldron".

[GamerGuy196]

I heard one say " its the demon he'll rip of our arms and use them as miracas"

[pitc00l]

most of the time i don't understand what they say!

[rb87999]

0:22 reminds me of Crypto from DAH

[commandergree119]

i got called and ass wussy by one in halo ce

[iLoveNeautrals]

lol

[xdloner]

save your selves!!!! grunts are cute

[bobafett46]

LOL



[mudkip96]

not funny but annoying.

[SkunksReviews]

Once a grunt while i was playing halo 3 said "Oh No!! they killed bob!! you bastrads!!

[FlamingSkull77]

*falls asleep* what, what happend?... sorry but this was boring as hell

[sonicfan4271]

little people first! bring it ill bite your knee caps off! lol

[jefftaborda14]

nothing funny o_o

[liles65]

lol

NOT SO TOUGH ARE YOU? HAHAHA *gargle* *spits into his methane breather*

[CodyElite]

sounds like my little cousin XD

[awsomedude231]

thats just WOW i had a grunt say F*ck you once to me

[liles65]

i just wet myself! good thing i got food nipples waiting! HAHAHA that part is hillarious

[Jamester1227]

Hey hey can I have his helmet XD

[wiihog]

great talent!

[mattsmith929]

was that the voice actor I heard?

[shaggyj11]

you copied this totally, faggot

[austin123457]

"ille' bite your kneecaps off " May haps some monty pyton influence

[MyBRFiresLove]

when i was playing the first halo, i was shooting some elites and this grunt says "OH NO! NOT AGAIN!"

[XstreamSlayer]

i Just wet Myself T_T LOL!!!1

[jandkmom1]

i just wet my self

[SeeJayStudios]

YOU COPIED THIS.

[MrSevez]

TheSmileySticks that isnt grunts <----------- wtf? yes they are grunts

[TheSmileySticks]

that isnt grunts

[chadden1971]

@TheSmileySticks there grunts but there heretics you butthole

[111Starmovies]

When i played Halo 3 on the first level , i killed a grunt and the brute said,"you killed my wife and he jumped down the cliff" :) ha ha ha

[the64chaos]

"Me got dibs on Demon boots!" was one of my favorite Halo 3 grunt lines

[sugokuuuuu]

i love grunts. if they really existed and a whole platoon crossed my path one day. . . id roll up in a ball and die of laughter.

[freeface12]

werst thing ever!!!!!!!!!

[mrslowshot]

doing infection games all night if u would like to join messige me eG x RY4N z

[Wizlz]

omg thats the funnyist thing iv ever herd

[gamer2286]

very funny

[Grykus7]

Video is stolen. Go away.

[cocobear456]

lol i just wet my self wtf

[baragon84]

i was playing with the iwhbyd skull and there were two grunts i killed one the other said "oh my god u killed fliyap or was it yapflip no wait yapflip was his brother anyway we went to nipple academy together" lol

[cocobear456]

@baragon84 hey i saw that vid it was funny lol grunts like nipples from nipple academy

[samoanwarchild]

ill bite ur knee caps off grrr>:D

[dnguyen2073]

i just wet my self lol

[RSboi95]

lol funniest thing i ever heard 1 of em say was HAHA BRUTES ARE JERKS THERE I SAID IT.

[partayboy63]

once i heard a grunt who was driving a ghost say... " ill eat your liver on a crackerrr!"

[popprincess150]

@partayboy63 Wha!!! I thought they only eat goo thats named nipple

[partayboy63]

I know i was like WTF!?

[SuperDraco09]

lol i just beat odst cuss me and my friend rented it and a grunt said in firefight mode. "HERES SOMETHING FOR YOUR MOMMA!! *throws grenade* "BLOW UP YOU BASTARD!!!"

[MitsuuuuRugiSC3]

souns like gir x3

[TheArbiter138]

its what they eat from

[animalloveratp]

FOOD NIPPLE?!  XD

[Sporeman395]

Little people first. Come on bring I'll bite your knee caps off!

[FreonRose]

i remember one of the grunts in odst say " HELP MEE, STICK YOUUUU" then he ran at me kamikaze with a bunch of lit plasma grenades lol

[MrExperimentable]

THE SARG IS WASTED MAN!

[Tigran944]

by floods

[crazym16dude24]

LOL! Food Nipple!

[dragon3804]

LOL

[GTNES]

i just wet myself

[slyFOXseven]

watch my vid called You Killed Flipyap its the funniest grunt line ever!

[starcrushkisses]

once the grunt said in odst" we are the champions" and the brute'' i told you the green ones are strong'' chief reference

[fenrack301]

once in odst a grunt said "screw this i'm going to vegas!"

[legodude5566]

IV HEARD THAT 1

[BrawlerT]

In ODST a gunt told me, "Im gonna climb up your legs and go nom nom nom nom nom!"

[yoyoboyem]

@BrawlerT i want to ehar it!!!

[AMEchief172]

@BrawlerT lol really!?!

[BrawlerT]

@AMEchief172 Oh yeah it was so freakin random and made me laugh!

[orkkilla5589]

@BrawlerT in odst heard one say "AHHH HES GOING TO KILL US!!!!! AHHHH OHH ohh. I JUST WET MYSELF heheheh"

[skateXrat]

reminds me of gir from inveder zim

[24Raven24]

be a fucking man and admit you copied my damn video you prick

[XxHenrehxX]

Keep a grunt in a cage as a pet

He'll be a funny parrot.

Or tame a grunt and let him do random shit around the house and make you laugh.

[magicanine]

in ODST i had a grunt say "the recruitment brochure said this would be fun" and a brute said "i'll rape your mom"