Minecraft - Episode 3 - Last Day as a Noob

[ninjakiller39]

he was a noob at minecraft until he took a feather to the face

[dragonmebich]

zack you make a house so monsters cant kill you in it

[bmayle092]

i remember my first time:'D,i killed a pig.AWWW the good ol days of alpha where the grass is green and there was bow charge!

[boomey5555]

aww i wish i was a noob! i played for 20 mins quit and went and got spawning thing not tmi

[MrrJonnyo4]

When you die your items drop right there put the wood you made in square on the craft thing to mae a crafting table and google how to make things

[1usarobin]

10:01 i wanna build a house there lol xD

[sureka4]

The green thing is called creeper

[frankinstineone23]

mo live

[FlipadieFlip]

1:36 And so it begins...

[xcaliburxxx]

you got raped by that spider

[TheJimAnd]

12 people continued being nobbs

[smellypenguinbuttinR]

1 tip to know. Spiders and creepers dont go on fire in day light.

[StupidStuffLLC]

Zach: I got feathers now!

Spider: -_-

[brianjamespayne]

mincraft in 720. lol.

[brianjamespayne]

day 89... still searching for meatymondo's coment... food and water running low.

[MrGameSock]

@brianjamespayne just use control + F -.-

[hajs55]

@brianjamespayne

Ctrl+F my friend

[TheHelloGames]

you can get wood then put it in a crafting table than they become wood planks!

[horizontalappman127]

:D

[twillightzeldal]

try building a house in that hole your in?

[whyus2000]

live commontary

[RiKilVlARU]

lmao bone meal made me lol

[austin5141]

Brb downloading minecraft

[TehSorzeeh]

0:00



[ninjaguy1234511]

when you realized you could build, i smiled :)

[TheMrCMH]

srsly?? spider dont even attack people in the day

[TheDeathcoreGuru]

awwww :c

[minigunshooter1212]

Lol i was like MAKE YELLOW WOOL! ITS BETTER THAN NOTHING! XD

[BaineWolf]

lol its that aha moment

[sullyroker58]

do you have to pay for minecraft



[elfenhimer]

@sullyroker58 yes 20-30 dollars

[Trevor9250]

@sullyroker58 you can torrent it tho for free so u can at least try it before u buy it

google this: utorrent then when u have that go to thepiratebay . org then surch minecraft if u really want for free just message me ill get it for ya for free ;)

[MutationOfHell]

You can use bone meal to automatically make plants or saplings grow. Leather for armor.

[cereapermaster]

you cant eat bone meal



[KoolKive]

feathermeal?

[videocritic756]

i am from kosovo and i love very much my friends in youtube my friend has tell me by those monsters

at night

[DestructCube]

dude he doesnt understand its his first time gosh ppl yall r gay especially @kiwisuerose

[kiwisuerose]

wow u r such an idiot im 12 and understand this on my first try

[Trevor9250]

@kiwisuerose sure ya did, man im 19 and my first try was like his until i looked up what to do i dident have my mom tell me what to do like u prob did

[AmielBrantB]

Make a work bench four wood

[WMWEED]

idiot

[Wifierz]

But at the end she became fat, no joke :O

[Wifierz]

I hate it when the advertisments buffer, except when it came up with this hot girl in a bikini! :D

[variax2]

4:00"OH FOR THE LOVE OF GOD THANK YOU!!!"-me

[variax2]

3:40"OH MY GOD YOUR SUCH A FUCKING IDIOT!!!"-me

[MrHamad000]

how do u eat in minecraft

[rc1cbg]

@MrHamad000 using the right button in the mouse

[MrHamad000]

@rc1cbg in mac?

[TechBoywii]

@MrHamad000 mac sucks.

[amsy2cuty]

is it just me being dumb or do i keep seeing a nametag?

[MeatyMondo]

Dude, this guy is a poacher. All he does is kill animals XD

[mizorepower]

@MeatyMondo He has like 300+ Episodes now. He knows how to play.XD

[godzilla98100]

09:21 through 10:42 that would make a great house spot

[theameer2]

at 4:00 through 4:50 who banged there head into the keyboard saying it grows trees with saplings!

[Excedra101]

The title says no longer a noob what I'm watching. U r mentally challenged

[luigymanx781]

wool

[MiniMaster7583]

BUILD A FUCKIN HOUSE YOU NOOB PS CALL ME

[BrotherPrimus]

@MiniMaster7583 Huh?

[theameer2]

@MiniMaster7583 this is fucken 10 months ago lol you are so stupid

[thedavide00]

@MiniMaster7583 Facepalm is mine.

[aecu1]

1:37 you discovered: MINECRAFT!

[ferrari350gts]

lol

[nubsniper143]

I SKIPED TO 3

[THISISAGUN3]

@nubsniper143 Lol same!

[Todosaiji]

"I just built stuff..."

And so a new dera dawned for mankind...

[CRDOTX]

So fuckin noob

[NamisNinja]

@CRDOTX Lol you're stupid. Minecraft is a confusing game to him because he just jumped in. He didn't read any guides or watched any videos.

[piet56chek]

27 minutes of killing and get killed? Wow.

[2002mymonkey]

yellow wool please!

[TheLetucePS3]

its funny seeing u playing minecraft cluelessly

[Zontafer]

This was so heartbreaking to watch. ;_;

[mrXhendrixX]

@Zontafer why?

[Zontafer]

@mrXhendrixX It was watching a clueless person playing MC and you continually screaming at the screen.

[mrXhendrixX]

@Zontafer what?

[Tybyqy]

@Zontafer Ever watch Tobuscus.....its the same but atleast Zack isnt so cluelesss and tobuscus is clueless all the time..... :D

[Zontafer]

@Tybyqy Yes, I watch Toby. ._. The yells I had at him...

[thefootballtheatreHD]

@Zontafer Why? It's supposed to be entertainig and it's supposed to be a game?!?!

[thok598]

zach u and ashley need to talk about your animal problems

[Opossumi2010]

The feeling when u scream at the computer saying him what to do :D

[comshat12]

you might as well make a pile of s*** out of a diamond

[iScream4miceCream]

3:41-4:01 LMAO

[OrioCraft]

nothing like watching the classssssics. remember when we all usssssed to play like thisssssss.

[readrhino]

Watching you fail at everything makes me wince.

[toontownwizard101]

@readrhino But I laugh for years on end at his failures! LOLOLOLOLO

[LittleGagePlanet]

lol your so smart if you try to make something with leather and eggs! lololol!

[themusicboy201011]

noob



[archstanton33]

"Bones and leather don't give me anything... Better try it again."

[overallpivottv]

trolololololollOLLOL!LO!LO<!!<­LO!LOL!!OLO! at 1:39 he finally learns the right-click

[TheSpacMen]

Seriously?? Episode 3 and he doesnt know anything much than when he began?? Geez I havnt even ever played it and I know how to survive. Im not saying zacks a noob but why the hell no one tell him what to do when he obviously needed it??

[SystematicBlue]

Bonemeal, leather, and eggs....Does it blend?

[SurrealMax7]

omfg bonemeal leather and eggs? What the hell would you do with that in real life :P Some friendy advice; Stick to QWOP youre better at that lmao

[ROADERSKATE]

lolu pal xd

[MrBobstalobsta]

NOOB ALERT

[FsSFanBoy]

I MEAN LIVE

[FsSFanBoy]

I WANT POST

[MrNielsDalgaard]

it would be awesome if when he was trying to figure out crafting he found some awesome secret recipe! I would laugh my ass of thumps up for Zackscott

[MrNielsDalgaard]

it would be awesome if when he was trying to figure out crafting he found some awesome secret recipe! I would laugh my ass of

[SwagKing151]

IM actually proud that from now. he knows how to build. xD

[DarkPlasmaNZ]

this is so painful to watch

I was almost in tears

[goopivot62]

bonehead go to 3:18

[werdna397]

he broke on through to the other side

[thedude200710]

1:45 HAAAAAAALELUJAAAAAAAAHHH

[VanishingShadow200]

Dude watching you try to craft stuff is fucking hilarious!!!!

[hunt3erz53]

I've NEVER seen somone get so so pWned by a spider before lol

[QWERTYOrder66]

I am SO glad you're not like this in your future episodes. It is SO painful to watch the new guys play and try to figure out what to do without research.

[jackbosley]

this episode reminds me of the time thomas edison discovered fire

[Cocotherabbit101917]

can i make a caken

[TheXRealXBrapp]

Why the fuck would he just buy the game without looking up any info about it?

[theoldrandomfart]

@TheXRealXBrapp bcause its fun to find out how to play

[VictoriaJusticeFan69]

feather meal lol

[TheMikeymanny]

@Spaulding0182  ikr

[phsycoblah]

@hisnoopy64 you do realize he has 200 other vids right?

[ReSubrose]

"knock knock

Who's there?

Interrupting Cow

Interrupting Co-

MOOO"

Me: ROFLOOOOOL

[hisnoopy64]

the green thing is a creeper the arrow monster is a skeleton

[MXguilmon]

epic spider fight:yes yes yes yes!! i am wining!! ooh man...crap..

[Luckyshot129]

watching u crafting make me go like! put the yellow stuff and the wool to gether! :)

[minecraftdude123able]

editzp needs to help you

[TheSpinia]

im was facepalming so bad

[blackangel2318]

I've never played Minecraft, cuz my comp can't run it :( , but i watched some yogscast, and it is a epic game.

[Jaydeeos]

Just started making commentaries myself, and any support would be super-appreciated ツ

[PorristaVikinga]

i love it;;;

[Medic0987rules]

I know im like a year late.... but these first three episodes want to make me smash something....

[J41mEV4rG45]

awww zack your mean. you tossed an egg at a pig so he got all dirty and then you pounded his face in then continued to hit him with an arrow untill chunks of him fell out, then you ate him...raw...

[jbfanman]

That's kinda sad.



[jbfanman]

And he hadn't heard of the wiki before going in.

[mosquitoninja45]

I KNOW HE KNOWS IT NOW(i hope) BUT and im not trying to be rude AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHHHH

[MrShannonite]

Boy, you really went into this game cold, didn't you? I'm going to carry on watching to see how you got better :)

[musher52]

noooooooooo*o key snaps off*bbbbbbb

[killzbattery5]

like you said ''Do i have to build a home or sum thing''. yes no monster can get you.

[ILoveGirlsAloud61]

I love when you say, "Oh god!!!!" It's so funny! =p xxxxx

[HappyIsFleeting]

Laughed so hard! Ah shit that was funny!

[mtgbabydoll]

i love your videos

[mtgbabydoll]

how did those peplo get on fier

[sonicthekirby]

And in this fateful episode, cavemen discover the knowledge of building!

[Kodinski]

I JUST BUILT STUFF! lol congrats it only took you 20 minutes to figure it out :)

[MrSkolks]

its so cool watching you figure out how to play. it can be funny too

[minecraft200]

i LOL SO HARD IN YR MINECRAFT EP!!!! LOLOLOLOL

[KaliyTheHedgehog]

Now that you can place blocks! Now get the tree!!!!

[MrChupy67]

COMBINE THE WOOL AND THEN YELLOW DYE

[rangerclint]

dude its me rewatching this on my first try i got a steel pick a gold sword and dimond ormer in one day

[nuclearbigdaddy]

"I don't know how building things can help me!" LOL!

[kiss878]

Let's player doesent show us him building something...

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUUUUU

[tomatopipps]

9:00 IS THAT A DUNGEON IN THAT ICE?

EXPLORE IT!!!!

[tomatopipps]

seriously, i was almost screaming PUT A PIECE OF WOOD IN EACH PART OF THE CRAFTING BOX, OR AT LEAST MAKE YELLOW WOOL!!! DO SOMETHING!!!

[tomatopipps]

0:48 "It's foggy?"

YOU PRESSED THE F BUTTON!!

[Busterman4914]

YOU ARE AN ASSHOLE!!

[Ashby2508]

I miss not knowing what to do in Minecraft! It was more challenging then. Building a small house in a soil wall not knowing how to make doors and blocking it up with one soil piece so i can see through only for a creeper to blow a hole in it for me to attacked by a second one and die.

Save and quit!

Repeat!

The get slightly better.

Blown up while mining.

Fall in lava.

Drown.

Survive a creeper blast only to be finished by a skeleton.

I think people die more in minecraft than in any other game!

[Sam15931]

this is really painful to watch ): I'm a girl and I figured it out on the first try. I'm not hating or anything and I know he has PLENTY more epsidoes. so yeah.

[Sam15931]

@HazardHighlander LOL. I know. I watched the rest of his vids. WAY better than the first few. ScottLand is amazing :D BUT. For some reason when I download it . It won't work DxSomeone help?

[mrz220]

3:24 You boned a cow.

[hailey102401]

Oh! and its more fun if its multiplayer. :)



[hailey102401]

the game is about, building, distroying, collecting, fighting, and having fun! :D

[ervinasroblox3]

@hailey102401 You forgot Crafting and Mining,the game is called MINECRAFT

[thewin50]

there are 3 gold rules in minecraft

1. Dont be a noob

2. Dont think like a noob

3. Dont play like a noob

[thewin50]

the funnyest thing of minecraft is NOOBS CANT PLAY IT

[Russwidell]

>.<



[Sjakie3112]

w00t man i didnt knew you could make something out of a flower o,0 His Noobish been Helpt me :)

[chuggaNCSfan]

@Sjakie3112 it just makes dye to dye white wool

[magegagoxX]

i see this as a comady

[magegagoxX]

hahah my first day i splatterd 20 creeper guts and non exploded he saw 3 and 2 exploded

[Rissuffa]

I know no longer feel embarrassed when i first played minecraft. Thankyou :P

[amylovessonic223]

I DON'T EVEN HAVE THIS YET AND I KNOW HOW TO PLAY

HOW TO CRAFT MOST STUFF

AND ALL ORES(diamond,iron,gold,etc.)

[phatdevon1]

@amylovessonic223 dude get this game

[funwithgoats01]

@amylovessonic223 maybe you've watched alot of videos, and maybe he has not. So that might be why...

[AgentX7Y]

@amylovessonic223

yeah but give him a break he obvouisly didn't watch detailed videos of how to craft.

[coopercastille]

@amylovessonic223

me too, i've been trying to win a gift code...

[natekproductions1]

@amylovessonic223

so you feel my pain watching noobs

[seeherr1]

@amylovessonic223 SAME HERE XD

[98legodude]

i dont think he's a noob bone + leather = nothing