SKYRIM Techno Viking TRAILER

[qwertghjklification]

Dovakin, Dovahkin, NOT A SINGLE SARDINE!!

[lordvivecjjj]

insert random "arrow in the knee" joke here

[PRpawlo]

LOL !!!

[NiNoThEBeAsT7]

I wish the dog would stop his lullygagin.

[MrBlue588]

O_O

[gunmakerzZ]

OLAF

[darkgun101]

that what happens when Dovahkiin drinks a lot of skooma

[7headed1]

this should be the trailer

[Vostocking]

saca al puto perro de mierda q caga todo el puto video

[starewars991]

the dog xD 0:38

[caophuongduy11]

ROFL.

[MrJamalCedrik]

ugly dog

[nilecitypatrik]

@MrJamalCedrik Your sad, sad little humen.."Y U NO " see the perhaps the galaxys most charismatic creature when it appears in front of you!?!?. There is no hope for you and I hope you lose your capacity to reproduce you in an incredibly painful way..

[TheDJSTALKER]

@nilecitypatrik

That is an ugly thing to say to someone who doesnt like the way the dog looks, you have some problems dude.

[nilecitypatrik]

@TheDJSTALKER Welcome to the Internets! Here, take a cat on your way out.

[laptik123]

@nilecitypatrik bitch please You're

[Venomonia]

@nilecitypatrik dont worry he will be the first killed by that dog and then eaten by that viking demi-god.

[lenivech]

@nilecitypatrik you have mental problems ;(

[xaeqw]

That dog is staring into my very soul...

[Agramsch]

But there is one they fear ... Do...Techno Viking!!!

[powervid303]

ahaha i keep laughing at this xD

[kenkou]

he is true nord

[pedropcv6]

lol,is Barbas!xDD

[123themi]

that dog is the whole show XD epic face

[Y34RZ3RO42]

As soon as he started pointing... I was on the floor XD

[iliostefano]

best video



[Heinrichressu1]

lol 0:35 german ?

[tandis97]

sucks that the techno viking was filmed in GERMANY!!!!!!

[Shellifishy]

@tandis97

why?

[tandis97]

@Shellifishy germany has no relation to vikings. only Scandinavians.

[beshem]

This is the most beautiful thing EVAR! ;____; ~ <3

[azzarandjack]

zolowarrior ! ;)

[SuperKillzer]

0:14 A WILD ULFRIC STORMCLOAK APPEARS!

[upades]

Skyrim jest dla Nordów a to oznacza że ten się chyba zgubił

[JoeRingo118]

i walk just like him when i play skyrim.

[phillyshell2]

techno viking is one bad ass nord !!!!

[TheEnimen1]

Ten pies mnie przeraża.........

[TheJake1005]

If they put the technoviking race in skyrim it would be too easy.

[SK3PTIX]

the song "dovakhin" by headhunterz is perfect for this...

[saygoodnightmanuel]

:))) hahaha, omg i died

[MrMacksta]

Technovahkiin!

[DasBoSkate]

LOL DOG LOOKS CREEPY :{

[TheZerpenT]

FUS RO DAH!

[00oRicko00]

Amazing with Skyrim's song :P

[Penguinz13989]

me knee is rolling balls

[iloathbirdsss]

@Penguinz13989 tell ur knee xtc is bad for its brain

[Penguinz13989]

@iloathbirdsss my knee cares asmuch as hunny badjer

[iloathbirdsss]

@Penguinz13989 hey ur knee is an adult and its none of my business what it does am just makin sure he is aware of the risks involved

[Penguinz13989]

@iloathbirdsss my knee cannot hear me tell it what you told me to tell him due to the techno music it is blasting, it'll get back to you tomorrow

[RedSandPalm]

BEST TRAILER EVAR

[7headed1]

i'm soooo getting this game!

[Load0Sheep]

Dovahkiin : Wait here

Barbas: No, fuck you !

Dovahkiin: *points finger*

Barbas: oh shit...

[Nebelwerfer89]

This was me after i bought skyrim lol 

[aLmNooB]

i wish this dog where dead

[mooman62]

that guy is the ultimate Nord

[TheGmodkilla]

THE FUCKING DOG CHOOSE THE DOG!!!

[LaFresiitaMasHermosa]

you guys all watch youtube vids and what do i get?... guard duty

[Blizzfart]

@LaFresiitaMasHermosa Better than a Techno Viking to the knee...

[hfbrooklyn]

After the dragons taught humans to shout, chimeras taught them how to dance.

He's doing storm call right now.

[SergeantBean67]

0:08 My face when I get a bad grade on a test lol

[thomasbolton24]

Summon Techno Viking

[luxaeterna101]

I'd bow to the epicness, if my knee didn't hurt so much.

[blacklotus808]

My knee is fucked !!!

[SpartanJ113]

It's arrow IN the knee not TO, IN!

[headcrabwarrior6161]

im glad im not the only one who thought of techno viking + skyrim

[EpicDragun]

I was going to stop taking an arrow to the knee, but then I took an arrow to the knee.

[DKlolYAY]

Staaaaare Dog bahahahah

[bulviwoodson]

GUYS he IS in skyrim. LMFAO

open new tab type

copy/paste

"The Techno Viking Returns this time in Skyrim!"

[billiejwilson]

That's one creepyAss dog... But I loved the vid anyways! :D

[Fredrik951753]

skyrim makes everything epic

[vidman102]

Truly he is Dovahkiin!

[MeatstickRob88]

Wow, this is so funny, right after I discovered a lot of my family heritage are Normans and they wern't all Nords ahahaha

[Ziomek19table]

this should be a TV advert

[shepard153]

Dog - that was my reaction when i saw trailer :P

[predatorhimself]

he looks like a Fritz in a Nord maskara

[EastSpartan2012]

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[BrUuRtje123456789]

Thats A True NORD!

[thecadaver33]

FUS RO DOG!

[Koona85]

Techno Viking is da True Nord !

[xXObLiVioN1996Xx]

@Koona85 he looks like a nord

[LazarusGrimm]

@fasistoqamias2 Then you clearly haven't visited Sweden. You are either unexeperienced or a complete fucktard or maybe both, because this is shot from a show in Berlin and no one really knows where Techno Viking comes from. But we all do know that you must have come from some seriously fucked up country if you believe that all people from Sweden are alcoholics and idiots.

With non-loving regards, the proud swede Lazarus Grimm.

PS: Fuck YOU!!!

[sparcer1]

oh i lold so hard my cereal snot is on my keyboard,...this truly made my day

[naparaszt]

Chuck Norris owns uranus!

[Killuminati911]

@naparaszt probes?

[MrDamienthediamond]

ahahhahahhahaahha

[billadams96]

OMGGGG........ Im srry chuck norris u re no longer my idol

[blackdeathification1]

I mostly deal with drunken brawls and petty thievery its been too long since we had a techno viking raid.

[OhMyGodAWhale]

What's the matter boy? Khajiit?

[VIMrussia]

»»───knee───►

[FreestyleOMG]

Hehe it's Keith Jardine lol  xD

[DrZirta]

@TheMankrikscow *Dovahkiin

[TheMankrikscow]

@DrZirta excuse my typo there :>

[DrZirta]

@TheMankrikscow :3

[MeCanFlyVeryHigh]

I used to be the techno viking, then I took an arrow to the knee.

[XxDeanPxX]

Techno Nord

[BoltonBrowneComposer]

You wouldn't understand...you ain't a Nord.

[khanghuy1203]

The dog used to be an adventure....then he took an arrow to the knee...

[AlujaBING]

Oh man I took an arrow in the knee while laughing my ass off...

[takkun34]

this is almost as funny as.....WAIT FOR IT.......THE DAY I TOOK AN ARROW TO THE NEE!!!!

[krazzykiddXD]

But there is one they fear,

Technokiin

VIKING BORN

[jeffandmatthardyrule]

@krazzykiddXD Technoborn!

[predatorhimself]

@krazzykiddXD TechnoRaper!

[naparaszt]

@predatorhimself TechnoRapper, teh mann with the pointing finger!

[WarReviews]

where's the FUS RO DAH?!?!?! D:

[kinkasuka]

Don't f**** with Skyrim, if you don't want to see the viking !

[barth3z]

Rofl.. now thats just epic :D. 25 sec. just the best part :D

[JTS11d6]

I used to be the technoviking, then I took an arrow to the knee.

[Numdenu]

Theory:

Techno-Viking is a member of the Companions. That dog is his beast form.

[sparecactus]

@lordofthelargepants Stop right there criminal scum!

[smileWertom12]

@lordofthelargepants NNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OO ARROW TO THE KNEES FUCKING STOP IT!

[MrGhostcrawler]

Блять, кто ждал после таких страшных глаз собаки, что выскочит какая-нибудь неведомая хуйня палец вверх

[naparaszt]

I fear of the dog more than the techno rapper. Scary dog. ugh

[SuperDarkVas]

HATERS ATENTION PLEASE!!!

See the dislike bar, look at youre dicks se the resemblances

[parcofantasma]

@SuperDarkVas they both are red?

[kostyajke48]

ПОГОДИ ПОГОДИ, НА ЧАСЫ ПОСМОТРИ !

[hansman1111]

He's a Nord !

[anonymrapper]

There's one they fear, in their tongue: technokiin, the technoborn! FUS RO DAH :DD

[Reapka]

@anonymrapper lol

[piratsindre17]

@anonymrapper FUS-RO-DANCE!

[Ironfist2211]

I used to be a techno viking like you, but then... Oh forget it, these jokes are getting old.

[D4STONE]

he is the technoborn !

[TheBlackSwordsman89]

That dude is Dragonborn. No question. You can see the Nordic Heritage.

[SkygroundQ]

lmao



[thefitz9009]

I thought the thing on the wall at the beginning was the guys hair.

[Steven1992ization]

Keith Jardine is a viking?

[OutcomeUnknown]

Wait a minute. He's wearing... The Amulet of Saarthal!

[Sunster18]

I used to be a techno viking.... then i took an arrow to the knee

[Hightower187]

poor dog man fuck.. just give him a DAMN cupcake!

[PurpleStorm8]

Techno Nord!

[MyHabbits]

Let me guess: Doggie stole your sweetrolls.

[Kawiia17]

@MyHabbits Actually it was fucking Barbas

[MassiVeClanHD]

I used to be a vicking like that, then i took an arrow in the Knee.

[metalhacker666]

i used to be a techno viking ,but then i took an arrow in the knee

[AlexLong1000]

Damn Nords

[TonySamboraaa]

Techno-Viking should be the main actor of a Skyrim movie.

[rebirth2526]

The Techno Viking is Nord

[theoriginalnoob1]

i used to make arrow to the knee comments, then someone stole my sweetroll

[Yaguacho]

0:09 SOON

[MMA3013]

I have 8 packs abs after watching this.

[EugenePoluyachtov]

lol

[Yarfangor]

The Dog looks like one of the characters from Horton hears a Who



[Supergear100]

ouch my fucking knee hurts! :(

[EastSpartan2012]

LMAOOOOO!!! THE DOG SERIOUSLY LOOKED LIKE THAT!?!?!?!

[xbluefire101]

i used to be a techno viking.. then i took an arrow to the knee

[Rednamarax]

Thanks a lot... now I can't play without remembering this video... XD

[dave1231239]

XDXDXDXDXDXD

[Duskbear]

i wish i could run around whiterun doing the techno viking dance

[KalChoedan]

What's the matter, dog? Someone stole your sweetroll?

[wildanS]

@KalChoedan

Skyrim comments started to get lame, but thats is so freaking awesome.

[audallas841]

I made a Nord for my first character and he looks just like techno viking

[3ldiz]

i was going to favorite but then i took a arrow in the knee :C

[KILLERXZ87]

i used to dance like that to, but then i took an arrow to the knee

[DeadbeatPythons]

Tht dog shouldve FUS DO RAHed dat trainer and took dem cupcakes lol

[Klaveir5555]

come to thinking...maybe im the techno viking and i just dont know it.

[Predi12]

The techno viking is dovahkiin!

[EndOfKevin829]

>>>-----------knee here i come-------->>> :O

[3dollarbrain]

That dog was like "TECHNO VIKING MY ARCH NEMESIS YOU HAVE RETURNED TO FACE ME ONCE AGAIN!!!!!"

[chomag725]

That dog is fucking creepy.

[EntishGaming]

that dog has seen some shit, man.

[TargouniusKILLER]

the dog's like me, WANTS IT LIKE HELL but never gets it T.T

[mtlballer07]

ahhaahahahahahahaha im dying ahahahahaha O SHITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

[TheJunior11pl]

like za psa

[KAB00MBABY]

I used to be a Techno Viking like you once, but then I took an arrow in the knee..

[Desrevo]

Oh god he really looks like a Nord. Awesome.

[lolicatgirls9]

Oh hey, it's Techno Nord