I was attacked by an ostrich in a Zoo enclosure. It kicked me three times, but I managed to deflect those kicks with a rake. I was surprised i wasn't hurt bad, considering they can kill lions with one kick
They say the ostrich sticks its head in the ground when it's scared. But in reality, they're chasing us and pecking at us with iron beaks. So I really want to know, what makes then stick their head in the ground?
I want an ostrich and i asked my stepdad and he said," no, i dont feel like bulinding a shed, you dont take care of your cat,and what are you going to feed it!' and he got upset and im thinking chill man, i was kidding!!!!!!!!!!
Dat wouldve bin funny if the ostrich pulled out a gun and said"i aint playin around,give up them wallets or sum1 is gonna get da biggest headbutt of their life!!!
@skitsnack1 he had smoked pot...but since it was evolution that created this god didnt smoke pot, because god didnt create things with jsut a head nodd
in 2012 the ostriches will invade and there will be 2 trillion of these majestic warriors taking over the world and enslaving the humans. My vids prove it
That was silly. You get the chance to interact with a wild ostrich and you run away? It's not like it ran at you or was a female with babies that might turn aggressive. I guess what you did was safer but i would have been to curious to run away.
When you get that close to an ostrich you have to expect them to take a curious peck at you. I didn't even see this ostrich do that. I have to agree with edwinombac on this one.
Anyone who's seen Hitchcock's classic film The Birds may feel a little uneasy around pointy beaks and razor-sharp talons. An ostrich attack, however, is straight out of Jurassic Park. Like that movie's velociraptors, ostriches are fast--they can run at up to 45 mph--and they have a sharp nail on each of their feet that is capable of slicing a person open with one kick. Unlike velociraptors, however, an ostrich can reach more than nine feet tall and 350 pounds.
0:20 (Ostrich) "Good none of those mofo TIgers or god damn hunters around. I'ma kick this persons' ayss... (Person holding camera) "Looooooooooooooooooooool I'm gonna fck with this ostrich SUCK MY DICK OSTRICH!"
(Ostrich) "Bitch you're gonna be sucking my dick..."
(And the person drives away ROFL that was funny.)
Actually it would be pretty challenging to fend off an ostrich attack. Easiest route out would be to take out its legs, BUT THEN IT WILL EAT YOUR EYES.
this happens to everyone who goes on those safaris, like half the ostrich videos on here are the same thing but most people are feeding them and letting their heads come in the car.
Nice window. ( Just a random question, were you wearing pants and if so, were you also eating gummy bears? If you weren't, don't answer that second question, seriously, I'll know if you did.) Hey ostrich, nice ass!
haha, 90% of you-tube animal clips has "attacking" in them, and 85% of them show animals just sitting around.
a charging ostrich RUNS, and kicks like hell. ive seen footage of ostriches kicking lions and hyenas, and read of accounts of ostriches ramming trains (killing themselves in the process)
OOOOH MY GOOOOOD!!!!!! HILARIOUS!!!! it totally WENT for you man!!! GOD, you got lucky to get away unharmed!! It was totally kicking and pecking at you!
I bet it was trying to protect its female in the background or somthing!! UN-BE-LIE-VABLE. I had NO IDEA they were this vicious!! WAAAUW! NO WAY I'm ever going to South Africa without some kind of ostrich protection, because it's obviously NECESSARY, after watching this spectacular video!!
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His body was still facing this way, but his head was still like this.
Mammasaymammasaw 1 week ago
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why why would you throw a pen at it, if we dont even know what it is... maybe you should just apologize
EpiclyFailTV 1 week ago
im gonn fuck both u niggas up
TheJimbovids 2 months ago
you should have let it attack you. Then you'd have something to upload.
SpicyHam82 4 months ago 11
0:13 when it puts his head down looks scary. its like hes going for attack.
grayponylove 4 months ago
that ostrich wtih the balls :3
whatevers31 5 months ago
Lol Kevin hart
xxsparky119xx 5 months ago
pussies
BrandNewEyes001 5 months ago
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"when I catch yall, Im gonna fuck both yall up."
UkuleleLuvr 5 months ago
wow what an ostrich attack, it just said hi anyways cant even fuckin see it do anything but walk up to whatever your in
ontheline24 5 months ago
thats why you dont throw pins at some big ass men pigeons jajajlmfao
DJLIND13 5 months ago
Why... would you throw a pen at it... IF WE DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT IT IS?! WHYWOULDYOUTHROWAPENATITIFWEDONTEVENKNOWWHATITIS!?
Ogknav 5 months ago 2
@Ogknav kevin hart mode huh hahaha
liljolt 4 months ago
Yu Threw A Pen At It Huh. Figures. When He Catches Yall Hes Guna Fuck Yall Up.
Nat0853 7 months ago 36
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His eyes looked liked it said when i catch yall imma fuck both yall up
SlimGamer05 7 months ago
Hey,he said when he catches yall he gon' fuck yall up.
YungJrokShakur 7 months ago 7
I was attacked by an ostrich in a Zoo enclosure. It kicked me three times, but I managed to deflect those kicks with a rake. I was surprised i wasn't hurt bad, considering they can kill lions with one kick
7781kyle 7 months ago
Must have thrown an ink pen at it.
jswizzle17 8 months ago 11
Must have thrown an ink pen at it.
jswizzle17 8 months ago
wuss.
eurasianchica 8 months ago
isnt he cute the ostrich i mean
assasin0211 9 months ago
I would literally have a heart attack. Im scared of little birds. Let alone giant African feathered monsters. Jeeez
ACOVATTA 9 months ago
watever u do DONT THROW A PEN AT IT
dannyjohnson23 9 months ago 63
lol he got punked by a bird
A55OnDeck 9 months ago
what the hell was that? r u messed up in the head?
MultiGamerGuy1 9 months ago
"An error occured while playing sound: BirdCheap.wav"
ADRENELINEDUDE 9 months ago
They say the ostrich sticks its head in the ground when it's scared. But in reality, they're chasing us and pecking at us with iron beaks. So I really want to know, what makes then stick their head in the ground?
zabimaru1593 10 months ago
@zabimaru1593 Searching for grains and other things.
heresthadude1080 8 months ago
I want an ostrich and i asked my stepdad and he said," no, i dont feel like bulinding a shed, you dont take care of your cat,and what are you going to feed it!' and he got upset and im thinking chill man, i was kidding!!!!!!!!!!
(even though i want one)
lovelife1312 11 months ago
As if ostriches weren't scary enough! now i'm going to have nightmares... demon eyes staring me down *shudder*
elabta 11 months ago
That is a giant bird that could probably rape you if you wanted of course he has a reason to be scared lol
lilsm555 11 months ago
Big ass man pigeon.
A7XCheers 11 months ago 4
@A7XCheers kevin hart said that lol
PROXXONLY 10 months ago
lol i came here after watching kevin hart
ithinkurugly777 11 months ago 3
Dat wouldve bin funny if the ostrich pulled out a gun and said"i aint playin around,give up them wallets or sum1 is gonna get da biggest headbutt of their life!!!
sleepa23 11 months ago
i wnt one plz:)
khanazali 11 months ago
This is the Ostrich that chased Kevin Hart
Profaci74 1 year ago 5
u shoudent have threw the pen at it
zim7789 1 year ago 6
LMBO!!!! HE ROLLED THE WINDOW UP WHEN IT GOT CLOSE!!!!!
octoBURRfirst 1 year ago
the tittle should b the cowerd guy not ostrich attack
janero91 1 year ago
Ostriches are dangerous creatures though, particularly around morons, so it was probably best you got back in the car.
wierdwesterner 1 year ago
aye yo i think its a big ass man pigeon...don't through no God damn pen at it or were fucked!!!
-kevin hart
luv4ever74 1 year ago
@luv4ever74 his body was goin that way... but his head was facin this way. ROFLMAO
disDoC53 1 year ago
cute birf too bad it cant fit in my oven
andrewrosso 1 year ago
ostriches r cute!!!!!
sakuragurl15 1 year ago 4
wtf did god think when he made that?
skitsnack1 1 year ago
@skitsnack1 he had smoked pot...but since it was evolution that created this god didnt smoke pot, because god didnt create things with jsut a head nodd
isurfvan 1 year ago
When I catch you...Imma fuck u up!
PGMuzic 1 year ago 10
@PGMuzic bigass man-pigeon lmao
disDoC53 1 year ago
rename it to "pussy-ass man scared of friendly ostrich" because your a fucking retard for being so damn afraid of this friendly ostrich.
Ph33rS0m3 1 year ago
the look of that bird is like "Yeah keep filiming motherfucker, its going to be real funny when they see me kicking your ass on youtube"
Sjones675 1 year ago
It's a big-ass man pigeon!!!
cjs11227 1 year ago 4
wtf
changl72 1 year ago
in 2012 the ostriches will invade and there will be 2 trillion of these majestic warriors taking over the world and enslaving the humans. My vids prove it
supremeoverlordbobo 1 year ago
I dont even think ostriches know what a car is so these animals got balls coming up to cars and sticking there head in
yohitman 1 year ago
that ostrich was going to kill u...
yohitman 1 year ago
That was silly. You get the chance to interact with a wild ostrich and you run away? It's not like it ran at you or was a female with babies that might turn aggressive. I guess what you did was safer but i would have been to curious to run away.
tkchaos2000 1 year ago
hehhhey i was born back then!
rayinz101 1 year ago
dude it never attacked you, close encounter with an ostrich would have been better. anyway your pretty gutsy if it ran to you youd be done
KohanaOtaku 1 year ago
Ostrich says : "You fkin looking at me? What are you doing on this side of the desert?!" Get in the car!"
FinancialProdigy202 1 year ago 2
roflmao i wouldn't blame you for gettin in the car and rolling the windows up
19kiggs 1 year ago
His body was turn that way, but his head was lookin at us like this! xD Kevin Hart
Temall 1 year ago 3
When you get that close to an ostrich you have to expect them to take a curious peck at you. I didn't even see this ostrich do that. I have to agree with edwinombac on this one.
yturieow3 1 year ago
straight from the wiki
Anyone who's seen Hitchcock's classic film The Birds may feel a little uneasy around pointy beaks and razor-sharp talons. An ostrich attack, however, is straight out of Jurassic Park. Like that movie's velociraptors, ostriches are fast--they can run at up to 45 mph--and they have a sharp nail on each of their feet that is capable of slicing a person open with one kick. Unlike velociraptors, however, an ostrich can reach more than nine feet tall and 350 pounds.
0nlinealot 1 year ago
i luv ostriches and this guy was afraid of them,that they were going to peck him, I see no ostrich attack tho!
awesomesmileyface26 1 year ago
ima fuck both yall up!!!
adam28865800 1 year ago
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ripentheconclave 1 year ago
@ripentheconclave
You're.
Hellsconsort 1 year ago
You're a pussy.
g00dGuY34 1 year ago
Ah, he'll be all right...he just wants some Gysahl Greens XD
NeverMind0133 1 year ago
sheesh
stevehab 1 year ago
0:20 (Ostrich) "Good none of those mofo TIgers or god damn hunters around. I'ma kick this persons' ayss... (Person holding camera) "Looooooooooooooooooooool I'm gonna fck with this ostrich SUCK MY DICK OSTRICH!"
(Ostrich) "Bitch you're gonna be sucking my dick..."
(And the person drives away ROFL that was funny.)
biggie123biggie 1 year ago
damn nature, you scaaaaaaary!
elcondepatula 1 year ago
"He'll peck pretty good too" lol
DeputyHicks 1 year ago
Actually it would be pretty challenging to fend off an ostrich attack. Easiest route out would be to take out its legs, BUT THEN IT WILL EAT YOUR EYES.
SirDamned 1 year ago
This fuckin bird is awesome!
MrSinghAirIndia 1 year ago
that bird is cool.
smokenfly514 1 year ago
ithink someone needs to remake all predator movies and replace predator with an ostrich
Sugarboxproductions 2 years ago 3
I expected to see it ripping your guts
andersmusician 2 years ago 4
That's a big ass pigeon! XD
briamae1 2 years ago 5
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do ostrichs like vagina
RouletteGoddess 2 years ago
PANSY
john058 2 years ago
0:33
HabboUtube 2 years ago
Bad video. Where's the attack?
Kranden420 2 years ago 4
lmao @ 0:11
robinsonjamie04 2 years ago 2
I have an ostrich and have seen him in attack mode...that is not an ostrich attack. But it is kool you got see the ostrich.
AwesomePawesome101 2 years ago 2
you should rename this"guy afraid of friendly ostrich" not ostrich attack!!!!!!
edwinombac 2 years ago 137
And you wouldn't be afraid of a fricken bird the size of a horse?
PancakeRecipes 2 years ago 104
@PancakeRecipes
this happens to everyone who goes on those safaris, like half the ostrich videos on here are the same thing but most people are feeding them and letting their heads come in the car.
thedarklingthrush 1 year ago
@thedarklingthrush
All of these videos remind of the T-Rex scene in Jurassic Park.
PancakeRecipes 1 year ago
@PancakeRecipes U AIN'T GOT NO PANCAKE MIXXXXX!!!!!
heresthadude1080 8 months ago
@PancakeRecipes if it could fly I would be
Fanatic2020 6 months ago
@edwinombac Lmfaoooooooooooooooo so true
iMusikHead 5 months ago
Nice window. ( Just a random question, were you wearing pants and if so, were you also eating gummy bears? If you weren't, don't answer that second question, seriously, I'll know if you did.) Hey ostrich, nice ass!
Bronboa 2 years ago 2
hahah lol,ostriches r awesome!!!
mandybabe555 2 years ago 2
ah he was just sayin hello is all
Shittywaffles 2 years ago 2
Ostrich attack? you gotta be shitting me
seinfeld42 2 years ago
how was that an ostrich attack at all?
thriftshopper109 2 years ago
I would SHIT myself!
Keeshy1 2 years ago 2
I'm the Ostrich God.
TheOstrichGods 2 years ago 4
Ostriches.. I lub them ^^
sexygirlz123 2 years ago 2
Join our ostrich club! Go to our channel and subscribe to us. Ostriches are AWESOME
ClubOstrich 2 years ago
lol what if thos big things could fly oh my lol it would be some chaos in the world looking up seeing those big birds coming down at you lol
JGASU08 3 years ago 3
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this bird is aggresive,,you should throw a knife at it...
DirtyThing20 3 years ago
are ostrichs normally that pissy
xcrayziestephx 3 years ago
from personal experience i would say yes lol
ToniSkit 3 years ago
animals, animals live longer than people. look at some parrots and turtles and whales.
shairaptor 3 years ago
... and ants
aleksas5555 3 years ago
animals ◆animals live shorter than people,a buterfly just one day,a cat maybe ten years,so don't say so stupid things about them and better shut up !
gregart999 3 years ago
I bloody hate Ostriches. Creepy, horrible birds.
JenHenShaw 3 years ago
No they are sweet they are my favorite animal
Cornvicts 3 years ago
they are one of my favorites too, although gotta admit I was a lil scare once that I saw an ostrich swallowing a rock lol
duranls1 3 years ago
me too very sweet!!!
Ardillopulus 2 years ago
Creepy horrible birds? Dang! They seem alright to me.
BayAreaLen 3 years ago
I SEE MEDURAAAAAAAAAA =):D
Zayne285 3 years ago
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO =) im beautifull you unknown DINOSAUR =D
precious523356 3 years ago
ur a ugly hariy ostrage :O LOL jkz
Zayne285 3 years ago
HIDIOUS :D
precious523356 3 years ago
OMG! I would've been running 42 seconds earlier!!!!
lizbetjoy 3 years ago
It's not attacking you common and I searched youtube for a mock commercial about an energy drink?
jazzdog2 4 years ago
looks like my grandmother
edbrown100 4 years ago
wer was the attack?
ramjambutty1 4 years ago
same thing i was thinkin!
kiaralove101 4 years ago
haha, 90% of you-tube animal clips has "attacking" in them, and 85% of them show animals just sitting around.
a charging ostrich RUNS, and kicks like hell. ive seen footage of ostriches kicking lions and hyenas, and read of accounts of ostriches ramming trains (killing themselves in the process)
this was not an attack, but merely a greeting.
change title to "ostrich greeting"
zegh8578 4 years ago 2
They kicked my dad and broke some ribs and he ached in pain for months :D. We use to raise them
vernancelet 4 years ago
Hey, zegh8578, can you by any chance tell me where to find this footage on the Internet?
I REALLY want to see an ostrich actually attacking something.
It's hard to find good action clips too on YouTube (of ostriches ACTUALLY ATTACKING something, I mean).
OstrichEmperor 4 years ago
see the killer ostrich, it's a video here on youtube
time4tacos 3 years ago
No wonder their eyes are bigger than their brains.
stockshunter 4 years ago
Oh good god, that wasn't ATTACKING you..it was just being curious.
DL4UWKC 4 years ago
OOOOH MY GOOOOOD!!!!!! HILARIOUS!!!! it totally WENT for you man!!! GOD, you got lucky to get away unharmed!! It was totally kicking and pecking at you!
I bet it was trying to protect its female in the background or somthing!! UN-BE-LIE-VABLE. I had NO IDEA they were this vicious!! WAAAUW! NO WAY I'm ever going to South Africa without some kind of ostrich protection, because it's obviously NECESSARY, after watching this spectacular video!!
Okinpokin 4 years ago 3
WOW Your so stupid it never attacked him it just walked by. Jesus christ. What a wimp you are.
NitefallFirefly 4 years ago
Lol, you must be the only person on the planet that didn't see the sarcasm in that comment.
Okinpokin 4 years ago
And my dad got attacked from them by a swift kick in the ribs. He ached for almost a year in pain We use to raise them and they can kick hard.
vernancelet 4 years ago
WHY ARE YOU POSTING THIS EVERYWHERE.
LaviniaLavender 3 years ago
hey I LOVE YOUR SARCASIM
jazzdog2 4 years ago
Man, what do'you think an ostrich would do to you? eat out in one bite?
petro1986 4 years ago
ahahahah!!!!
Thats cool!
multimediaperson 5 years ago