How to Shower: Women vs. Men

[Springfairy92]

:S I think I'm a man..

[smelrath17]

So true ur not a real man untill you piss in the shower and make a shampoo mohawk.

[PewpewFighter]

The part where the husband touches the wife's ass and tries to undress her.

So true.

[nikepl]

Name of the second song?

[getplaning]

My wife and I shower together, then we hop in the bed while we're still dripping wet

[mumumumudodododooodo]

well theres your problem. your husband is a 13 year old

[aprilthrusday]

I'm a girl and it would seem i shower more like a man. without the pissing, butthairs and penis drawing

[MansManifesto]

My showers aren't like this...

[solomitus]

:30 nipples.....

[rezwanborja]

WTF I shower like a female?

[Verayth]

Shake weiner and make that 'woo woo' sound. BAAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[mzwantedlady]

My sister showers like a dude then smh -_- LOL

[ThreeFourthsCool]

@mzwantedlady tmi lol

[stanbalo]

1. wet hair..then shampoo 2x or 3x..leave it on..don't rinse yet

2. wet face with warm water. wash with proactiv facial cleanser..leave it on just like step 1

3. wet body..scrub from top to bottom..take time on each body part

4. rinse from head to toe...again take time on each part

[Loctain]

I have a toilet beside my shower....simplicity is key

[PinprickSociety]

After blowing your nose in your hands, you have to clean out your nose with your fingers, rinse them off and repeat until your nose is completely clean. It's also a smart idea to shave your face in the shower because your facial hair is much softer after showering for a few minutes, so you can avoid spending money on shaving cream.

[PinprickSociety]

@PinprickSociety This is manly advice, to be clear.

[rubbershoes32]

240p we meet again

[xVanityHeartx]

@theseventhson95 Without women, men would have no reason to live.

So, fuck you:)

[theseventhson95]

@xVanityHeartx While women would.. Before making an argument try using your fucking mind first. They would just be desperate little bitches living in caves sticking bones up their pussies. Cause without us you wouldnt even have houses. Every brick on this world has been places by men , every invention has been made by men ( electricity , phones , cars etc ) , the tons of make up you wear has been created by men. You would live in a boring world without sex and light. GO FUCKING CRY.

[jessegoirn]

@theseventhson95 @xVanityHeartx

Do you guys realize that we need each other, for various reasons?

[theseventhson95]

@jessegoirn I do but what I said below is true.

[xVanityHeartx]

@jessegoirn Of course. I just cannot stand sexist bastards like the seventhson.

What you're saying is entirely my point:)

[xVanityHeartx]

@theseventhson95 Though you make some valid points about women not making as many innovations as men..Doesn't mean shit:)

Women didn't always have the same advantages as a man, such as freedom of speech.

For a women to even talk amongst men without provocation was blasphemy.

& Secondly, let's not forget you wouldn't even have your pathetic life, if it was not for a "bitch" as you so elegantly put..

& before you suggest feminism think again, I love men more than you do,

[xVanityHeartx]

@theseventhson95 Which I suppose is an awful lot:)

Lastly, get the fuck off your computer & get laid!

& No.... that does not mean by your over used flesh-light..

[zetabyte99]

@theseventhson95 well we sorta need them too... try and live your life with no sex.... unless you're gay.

[theseventhson95]

@zetabyte99 thats true. I am just trying to shut a mouth that says that the world doesnt need men. Sorry people but men have shaped this planet ( in both a bad way unfortunately ) and will continue to do so.

[manchestertunc]

i think men take longer they forgot the most important part of all that can take hours! :P

[marcolulu08]

this guy is just like me except i usually use girl's mouth to clean my dick

[feepque]

I should be showering right now, but fuck it I'm to lazy!

[mexetudo13]

lol... i do spend the majority of time washing my private parts and make a shampoo mohawk

[sasukesrg]

Hahah oh wow.

[giancarlomc]

Haha I don't draw a dick, but I do doodle.. usually my signature..

[manduh87]

Sad part is I'm a woman and I can testify that I have farted in the shower and laughed at how loud it was.

[FinestSeven]

@manduh87 Pfft... Women don't fart. You've clearly misunderstood the consept of breaking wind.

[littlesheep11]

Why th hell is she reading "ASIAN"???

[masterjosue24]

This only leaves me one conclussion: women do not wash their fucking vaginas.

[eleppek]

@masterjosue24 or shave them for that matter!

[bloodyangel5463]

LOOOL the end was so fukcing true xD

[cakeslayer369]

i also make a shamppo mohawk but with my pubik hair muahahaha

[MissLithiumLilly]

You forgot "stand under water for a full 15 minutes like a pleb, thinking 'deep' thoughts".

[lehmejoun]

i can't believe people actually need a how to video for showering :\

[TheSmokekoke]

I am a man and i Fap fap fap fap fap

[How2dolife]

You forgot for a woman: Turn water on WAY before your ready to get in. Then take a shower for 12 hours so your b.f. gets all the cold water.

[250call]

its suprisingly accurate...

[bleunt]

Who the fuck takes their clothes off in a different room? I take mine off in the bathroom.

[smith13579100]

gay...



[BlueEliteShoot]

lol i laughed at the "Schammpo mohawk" part becuase all guys do that xD

[KaptenHubbaBubba]

That's the worst drawing of a penis I have ever seen.

[dragossshadow]

Haha, Asian.

[patrickbb9]

I do the farting part a lot.. 

[kaykko]

Warning to all men: women are using date rape drugs called blowjobs to lure men into scams called relationships.

[Iam892]

@kaykko happyend.. I mean happened to me:(

[VarjeDag3]

Nah, I don't clean the tub after my shower... that would take out more time out my half hour of admiring my womanly physique in the mirror. Kidding. But I will admit that, I do look at myself, my entire self in the mirror for about 10 minutes before showering... so that part is true :)

[danyx1980]

This appeared in my watched videos, but i don't remember watching this ._.

[GeniaLouraos696]

ha i am very talented and open

[mickiemouseHM]

Whoever did this, it was made completely wrong. I don't think women are actually THAT clean. I mean, you should probably see how nasty my sister leaves the bathroom. Pretty Nasty I Tell You! Also, as a man, you actually pee as soon as you get into the bathtub, not in the middle of the shower or after cleaning your butt.

[pomonolii]

@mickiemouseHM well, peeing in the middle of the shower isn't that bad..

[mickiemouseHM]

@pomonolii

Hey, be serious, will you!

[PortaleMedia]

This is so wrong...always fart before you turn on the shower, or you wont hear a thing with the water noise...and hence you wont laugh like a 10 y-old kiddo.

Pfff, every man knows that.

[cjwolfer]

what is this so called myspace thing at the end of the video

[muffinpaper]

AVOID bathmat!!!



[crazylifelover101]

I SHOWER LIKE A MAN!!!!!!!!!!!! lmao XD

[Link0o]

This was clearly made by a very sexiest female.

[taiperas]

I trully cried when the 2nd part started

[ZoniaLunavz380]

naja komme aus deutschland

[TVwatchU2]

As a man, I find this disrespectful. I pee FIRST THEN clean my dick.....simpletons.

[deysemerollin]

@TVwatchU2 yea i agree, i even pee before i start the shower. Make urself dirtier so u can get cleaner after shower

[swordqz]

@TVwatchU2 YES I DO SO.

[mechiefslapahobitch]

Lame vid.

[jdotpenneyatcomputer]

8) Bury sharty drawers in bottom of laundry so you don't notice the smell.

9) Finish level 10.

[jdotpenneyatcomputer]

3) Take off underwear you've been sitting in to play video games.

4) Turn on and adjust water to perfect temperature

5) Get in shower and rinse off the shart. Grab underwear and rinse it out.

6) Find something that looks like it might be shampoo. Wash balls. Wash pits. Wash hair. Rinse. Get out.

7) Consider drying off with your towel, realize there's mold all over it. Use wife's towel instead. Hang your towel back on towel bar for later.

[jdotpenneyatcomputer]

1) Praise yourself for economizing by not getting dressed when you woke up just before lunch. Get off couch and marvel at red marks on back of legs where you had them up on coffee table while playing video games.

2) Walk to the bathroom wondering if you have to shart or just fart. Figure out that if it's a shart you're just getting in the shower anyway so it doesn't matter. Plus you're still in the underwear you've been playing video games in to catch any spray. Fart. Loud. Inhale Deeply.

[datafreak667]

im sorry this is how i show 1 go to bathroom 2 undress 3 get in shower 4 turn on shower 5 apply soap and shampoo to body 7 if necessary of time brush teeth 6 turn off shower 7 put on clean clothing usual time 7 minutes

[NobleRiverFox]

where do i go to find one of those over head water dispensers?? I'd like to try the activity your calling shower...

[TeraDorlaqx591]

cool keiner deutsch hihi

[TheSymbioZ]

I'm a man and I say that it's true. Shake it!

[restsama]

i actually shower like a man.

[HellBlazer056]

i haven't showered in months

[berkant2341]

@HellBlazer056 Are you live in India?

[HellBlazer056]

@berkant2341 no im to lazy lol

[tseng616]

omgosh i can't believe i had favorite this like 3 years ago haha!

[feshelu]

lol



[yabudimsure]

its like the guy didn't take a shower , that's why those boys smell at school

[yabudimsure]

ew on the guy. girls rule

[snehagirl1]

ha Your little princess is here to please you

[hawaiiankillahulua]

how do the basic fundamentals of instinct in the entity of womenhood allow such hyprochrasy towards the pertant information of vial and such rude and ranting of the fellow motherhood..you see my dear we are all one under the sun and the moon and our vaginas sway from side to side like fields of yeast producing wheat in the wind...let us come together and stand in the glow of the all mighty motherhood. protect with our fists! love with our hearts!! and stand united with our vaginas.

[idvhfd]

@hawaiiankillahulua You are either a troll or an idiot.

Seriously, I hate feminists.

[hypt0ny]

How to shower like a man should be called "how to shower like a boss"

[SuperTruth77]

What exactly is wrong with a man showering in the women’s block, I’d like to know? I myself have done it several times & most women don’t object- it’s only biology, after all!

ONE TIME I got into trouble when this silly bitch complained to the Police because her 14YO daughter was in there & I made some throwaway comment about how good she looked (just that her boyfriend would enjoy “chewing on that all night”). Now I’ve been ‘barred’ & have to shower with the men at all times- RIDICULOUS!

[sanan22]

2451 people don't know how to take a shower

[XpinkyzebraX]

OMG THERE'S A RAPIST IN MY SHOWER!!!

Nope, Chuck Testa

OMG THERE ARE TWO RAPISTS IN MY SHOWER!!!

[arakshootout]

the mens part couldnt be more accurate

[BBmasters1]

show meeee youre boobs and fanny babe love u

[thesfmnetwork]

So many views for a women taking a shower? What is happening to the world!

[bamazudi]

I honestly do all of this except shaking my weiner at my wife. Im not married or in a relationship so.

[Ger7520]

I have to admit, Women are the best at sucking dick.

[SerbianFunTrick]

what is name of man song pls tell me!

[XxDressagex]

I shower like a dude...I'm a girl. 

[michelle13579123]

@XxDressagex *high fives* :D

[iformteam]

@XxDressagex you cant shover like a dude because you don't have a dick....

[XxDressagex]

@iformteam No because I throw my clothes anywhere. walk wearing a towel. Get in the shower, piss, do the hair mohawk thing, check out my art work. the only thing I don't do Is check out my weiner...

[iformteam]

@XxDressagex ;D win

[socoldscold]

@iformteam

the iformteam frm chatango???

"- To all sisters/brothers. If you have a background that shows half-naked women (and vice versa), please don't add friend, or subscribe to me. As I will not add friend or subscribe to you in the first place"

[socoldscold]

@iformteam ...

[bigbody9]

@XxDressagex Do u also do the "woo woo" ？

[XxDressagex]

@bigbody9 I have no one to do it to, I live alone :P

My if I did...I would ;)

[GotYoochun]

@XxDressagex That's exactly what I was thinking ._.

[Gator115]

@XxDressagex So you're lesbian...

[XxDressagex]

@Gator115 No...

[imyumi]

@XxDressagex Wait...so when you walk past your spouse you shake your privates and go 'woo woo'?? Best wife ever!!!

[XxDressagex]

@imyumi Yesss

[XxDressagex]

@CyberGurl69 Then...You're a slut with no morals? 

[Neojester15]

OMG so thats how you shower..damn no wonder my gf has been bitching at me

[didondio]

HAHA,sooo true !

[Trdod]

looooooooooooooooooooooooool

[IIovefootball1982]

pause at 0:31 mmm

[XXAnimebabyXX]

@CyberGurl69 Calm down you slut no one wants to cyber with you desperate much?

[cookiemonster9052]

@CyberGurl69 You're fucking retarded.

[IfightUFC]

Did they forget jacking off in the shower???  For me, that's the most important step!

[NoelleNightflower]

I am half man. Also, do they live in an apartment or something?

I get undressed in the bathroom and walk everywhere else naked.

[cookiemonster9052]

@NoelleNightflower half man? You mean a young male, or half man half woman? wtf.

[Travsterable]

@CyberGurl69 whore

[thsimpsonsguy]

it was problably a lonely girl who made this video who knows nothing about a normal dude.

[batlordman]

People!.. this video is just comedy, you don't actually have to explain how you shower, or how you are more hygienic than he.

[F0x1214]

Chick has some amazing boobs ;)

[penguinfromflorida]

i use the pink grape fruit becouse it snells good on me and for the facial pink grapfruit and i use 2 shampoos dandrif contrul so i wont get danruf and another type thats clear in a green container and deoderent thats callled just dance for 9 and up and im only 10 and that all that i use oh and if u use your boddy scrub and soap for down below wear you pee it dosent have and odar and i know al this and use all this and im a 10 year old girl! oh and i use twilight woods perfume bye!

[penguinfromflorida]

my dad only washes his hair

[detroithater347]

wow whos that bad of at cleaning themselves im not

[MrRSFightr]

I blow my nose in shower, piss and wash my body and leave my cloths messy in washroom and take em to laundry thing when im done

[Frazzmen]

im a girl and im not that anal about showering... and i undress in the bathroom... lol

[Rednuts142]

Im not cleaner than this

[casonpunk96]

Thumbs up if you got here from typing in shower

[PlutoMute]

I believe this is How to shower: Women vs. A douchebag

[allenisfunny123]

lol all true

[SteveSabbai]

...they forgot to add the part where i pretend my bath sponge is a Vagina and i give it a creampie!...

[skonerism]

definately made by a woman.

[EmericanNinjaGamming]

00:30 nip slip threw the fingers...

[swanton200]

dont drop the soap

[Ahmonie11]

damn im cleaner than that guy and i have way more manners nd wtf is up wit the shaking the wiener thing i think a women made this

[SerzantChloupek]

I don't see the men part song, even tho it's really good, anyone knows?

And yes, i checked and it's not the "Don't Be Afraid, You Have Just Got Your Eyes Closed"

[RunfromtheHeathen]

Where im from, we just take a dip in the creek.

[whotaughtyou]

GUESS INTERNATIONAL INSTRUCTION MANUAL PROCESSOR

[escort800]

I love showers shall we?

[80sKnight]

@muromestari go suck a bag of dicks

[tomchaven]

hrm cute girl waiting to be discovered

[Vontedestein]

I get undressed where ever i want then i walk to the shower naked. I chill in the shower for like 5 minutes until i decide to start washing my hair and pubes. Some times if im not feeling lazy i will actually pick up the body wash and clean my whole self. I definitely fart while im in there cause its fucking hilarious. When i get out i DO step on the mat and i find the biggest fucking towel i can cause i hate small ones.A m i the only person who doesnt face the water while im in the shower?

[51dumbdumb]

@Vontedestein you got it down, I'm about the same way but most of the time i get undressed in the bathroom

[tcraft88]

@Vontedestein Nah dude, I don't face the water, either. Just when I'm rinsing my face off. I'd probably drown myself.

[TheLareneg]

I dont know how u guys are, but thats JUST like me, i do all that stuff, except the butthair thing on the soap, dont use that kind of old type of soap!

[UNWAJIM]

lol'd so hard :>

[KaggyFriggle]

Who the hell draws a penis like that? xD

[thewag777]

Yeah...I'm a man...and I don't pee in the shower! That's disgusting!

No seriously, this is pretty funny! Exaggerated of course!

[EMDIESEL]

haha draw a penis

[hombrerelents]

Get undressed in the room, throw clothes on 3 week old dirty clothes pile. Get the clothes your mum laundered for you last week and scatter randomly on the bed. Do pretty much everything in this video apart from shake my cock and go 'woooo!'

[Hysenbelliu91]

The Only Thing That I Got in Common With That Dude Is The Shampoo mohawk hahaha he is way too dirty

[Criticalperspective2]

I usually have a wank before showering, and take a shit right afterwards I have showered. I don't know about you guys, but the dude in the video looks clean for what we really are! Cheers!

[Rhynorune]

Is it safe to use the shower, when i can't shut the door completely? it is a tiny crack which the door can't reach.

The reason why i'm asking is beacuse i'm afraid if the glass suddenly shatters into thousands of pieces! :o

[vampirekiller34]

thats weird i get undressed like a guy,i make mohawk shampoo hair,get out of the shower avoiding the mat and walk back to my room and do everything else like a girl. am i weird! :D

[ahmadle0190]

LoooooooooooooooooooL

[MyDude1991]

So overall who is better...men or women?

[megaoliman3000]

thumbs up if you dont pee in the shower

[JovanMoonshine]

everyone that says they are cleaner then the guy im askin how? :P i shower EXACTLY like this haha i feel pretty cleeeeeen :)

[brettyalphaomega]

hahaha I totally shake my weiner and make a "woo-woo" sound

[punaniswabber]

more like how a boy showers, cept the wife part

[FatHedgie]

Huh... I'm a girl and I shower more like the guy =P

FUCK BATHROOM MATS.

[xxXSmokeyAshesXxx]

Wow didn't think it was so accurate i do shampoo Mohawks too.

[laladyloulou]

funny how he shakes his ass

[cityheart77]

anyone notice her tattoo

[Trickroad]

I bet she cheats on him

[JillnRe]

I shower more like the guy than the girl and I'm a female.

[orlin258]

women are retarded, and i pretty much take a hower like him all though i do play with the water, AND WTF AMERICAN HERE IN MY COUNTRY WE HAVE A SHOWE AND A BATHTUB SEPARATE