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  • i'm from austria so my first language is german and this "scheiße bedauern" really doesn't exist. i don't know what he really wanted to say, he mightn't have membered it right. but for the joke it still works cause no one there understands a word of german :) haha.

  • ahhh fuck. why did that Canadian guy have to embarrass us?..

  • "scheiße bedauern" the first german word sadly doesn´t exist in the way that hes pointing it out (just clarifying) but it works for his joke so its ok :D

  • @FEAJramdonfilms irish is not mixed out of german, french and italian. its a 5000 year old language. The oldest still spoken language in europe.

  • @TheWhite00Rabbit thats not true, irish is not the oldest still spoken language. its greek and basque

  • that canadien didn't look amused at all

  • That Canadian guy seemed pissed haha, looks like he came to the wrong comedy show.

  • I'm chinese canadian immigrant who also took german as an elective. I took french for 9 years, and promptly forgot most of my proper grammer in a short year and a half. :D

    best german phrase in my opinion is: Hast du einen Vogel?!

    This is literally translated as : "do you have a bird?!", but it means in context, "are you crazy?!"

    I am NOT makin this shit up. XD

  • @miasaki666 it means though "are you stupid?"

  • @esteraestrella that's a synonym, it can also be stupid, or dumb. It was originally "do you have a bird in your head?", but it was shortened to just "do you have a bird?"

  • @miasaki666 haha i know what it means, im austrian :D thats why i corrected you and told u it means "are you stupid?" and not crazy.. u could also say "bist du deppert?" but thats not polite :P cheers

  • Haha im glaswegian and i didnt even know there was an archbishop of glasgow

  • @TheDudeWithShoes same and neither did i

  • oh crap i hit the dislike butten by accident!!!!! I TAKE IT BACK IT WAS A MISTAKE IM SO SORRY .. stupid freaking laptop touchpad... I love this!!

  • @p3ta1990 we forgive you lol

  • @sezzababyify Thank you, I'm grateful for it, but I will never forgive myself XD

  • Ever been in Switzerland? We're actually trilingual... German, French and Italian... Which means I cannot speak Italian, and only a bit of French... :D

  • @FEAJramdomfilms what about romansch? or is that just a select region?

  • @miasaki666 ah, yeah, nearly forgot that one mate... but it's really just like the gaelic in ireland... nobody really speads it anymore... pity, because it is an interesting language... mixed out of german, french and italian...

  • umm as for being bilingual...bullshit. less that 20% of canadians are bilingual. canada's alright hehe

  • Dude, Adam's think of god, is almost the exact same thinking of mines. Except for me, He created us in his image. BUT! I do like his thinking though. :O

  • I posed the question about God creating gay people to my extremely Christian friend, she said "Everyone is born normal," (I hate her use of the term normal there) "But then Satan makes them gay after they're born." I'm sorry, but doesn't that seem like a convenient little excuse? 'Oh, something I don't like is happening, I'll blame the devil.'

  • the french word for also is aussi... just saying...

  • CANADA!!! WOOOT!! 

  • God created the woman, so he has to be gay. Cause no straight male could ever create anything that beautiful....I just gave the gay people a huge compliment, and when you think about it, I also insulted them...Kinda like dancing with the stars! ;)

  • @JerryBeatFreak

    Sorry, I can't resist making comments like this, even if youTechnically God's neither male or female, nor does he have a sexual preference. He describes his relationship with us as a father type relationship, which is why we call Him a "he".

    But great joke at the end of your comment though xD

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  • @fenataar1

    your 'god' isn't mine.

    It's just getting annoying where if ur Christian u can say wot u want but if your from any other religion it's blasphemy.

  • Can someone spell those German phrases for me?

  • @AaronNex "Scheißenbedauern", "Backpfeifengesichter" and "Schadenfreude." :)

  • @AaronNex Scheißebedauern, Backpfeiffengesicht and Schadenfreude. Though I am sorry to tell you that "Scheißebedauern" isn't actually a German word. Unless I somehow managed to grow up here and never hear this brilliant word. I will however do my best to introduce it into the language!

  • @fentaar1 Because, while "God" is supposed to be the perfect creature,

    according to your "holy book" he's also a gay masturbating drunk who hits his wife/husband whom he/she cheats on, and rapes kids when he/she isn't trolling the world with his goddamn book?

  • i'm austrian and i dont know backpfeiffengesicht and scheiße bedauern haha... and schadenfreude.. u dont know that word...? o____O

  • I LOVE THIS GUY.

  • ADAM HILLS ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 

  • What's the second German word? Buckfeifungeshizta? Because if that's right then I have a new favourite word. And a great way to describe the cast of Twilight.

  • @MrGBH it's spelled "Backpfeifengesichter", faces that are crying out to get a good hit :P

  • @MrGBH backpfeiffengesicht means literally slap face. backpfeiffe=ohrfeige=slap in the face, gesicht=face the plural is backpfeiffengesichter

  • @MrGBH backpfeiffengesicht means literally slap face. backpfeiffe=ohrfeige=slap in the face, gesicht=face, the plural is backpfeiffengesichter. it's someone who's begging to be (bitch) slapped

  • us canadians love you too!

  • i think the canadian guys is Jables from Tenacious D

  • In fucking STITCHES.

  • I have a friend with 2 mums... People hardly take any notice :P

  • this canadian loves adam hills more than she already does :) GO CANADA!

  • i didnt know der was an arch bishop of glasgow =o.. and im in glasgow... (although im only catholic because there is no policy for canceling your subscription to the catholic church)

  • gays it up a bit EPIC xD

  • "Je parle francais aussi" good for you canadian guy

  • @Varrenify yeah cause they're stupid

  • There is a song from the musical 'Avenue Q' called 'Schadenfreude'

    Check it out, very funny

  • @smaakjeks true, but blasphemy isin't a crime.

    if i make up some stupid fairy tales about unicorns and you make fun of it i cant just make it illegal. its not different that christianity etc are just more accepted forms of halluscinations :P

  • @number6of6the6beast Talk with any religious zealot and they'll say otherwise.

  • so i'm canadian... and i just spent five minutes looking at a five dollar bill trying to find the braille. WHERE IS IT??

  • @fabulistrose It's not braille technically but a "tactile feature". From what I've read braille was too sensitive to put on the bills so they used this system. If you look at the top right corner of the $5 bill (side with Sir Wilfred Laurier) you'll see/feel six dots. $10 bill has two columns of six dots and so on

  • @envyus222 ahh thank you!

  • Strudelkopf

  • as a canadian, this did wonders for my national pride :)

  • I was having an argument about gay people adopting today. I don't see anything wrong with it. I only find things wrong with homophobics ¬¬

  • 2 people are clearly death eaters

  • god's fairly straight and gays it up a bit ....LMAO!

  • Backpfeifengesicht hahahh but Scheißenbedauern??? never heard of that

  • God being a bit gay as all humans are created in his image? By that logic, God is a bit of a murderer, a liar, a theif, a cheater, a ned, a rapist and a pervert. I could go on but I think I've made my point.

    I don't have anything against Adam Hills btw, I do think he's very funny.

  • @Xackadee Yes. Wasn't all that covered in the first testament? (Though I've never heard of a ned.)

    Adam Hills is awesome!

  • @verticalsmurf

    You probably wouldn't have, it's a term used in Scotland.

    N, E, D. Non-Educated Delinquent.

  • @Xackadee thank you, i now have more thinks to annoy my R.E. teacher with :D

  • schadefreude - We have that in swedish too. It's called "skadeglädje"

  • @MajaEleonora

    We do yes...

    Och vi gillar det extremt.....

  • Yessss Ottawa! It's the place to be!

    If he loves Canada so much, why is he hardly ever here? Come moreeee! We never get good comedians. :(

  • In the name of the Father, and the Son and the Holy Ghost I'll fuckin do you!

    ROFL!!

  • I love how he loves Canada, but I love Australia! 

  • In the name of the father the son and the holy ghost, i'll fucking do you! :P i wish my priest did that lmao :L only in my lovely glasgow :P

  • @speedwaygirl94 Here here!

  • I made a song from playing 2:52 over and over

  • 'Aww yeaahhh' 'aww yeaahhh'  'are you having a good night?' 'awww yeahhh'

  • omg the pope saying "adopting a child in gay marriage will make the child gay" is one of the stupidest things i've ever heard anyone say. the religeously devout shit me. they just can't work stuff out. it's like they completely ignored school. if they bothered to do some research, they'd realise gays a BORN with homosexuality. we've known that for only a shit long time.

  • Canadian man at the end "Yes... I approve of this."

    I have to admit, as an American living in Australia, I have to laugh at all of the jokes we cop. What kills me though is when a person asks me about my political preferences in the States (Honestly I don't like anyone, Democrat or Republican) and then somehow assume I approve of most of the things that happen there. I wouldn't be living here if I did, would I? I wouldn't call myself an ex-pat, or make fun of America right along with you.

  • what would ahve been really funny is if the guy that stood up actually did sing the national athem that would have made that joke so much funnier

  • Is it just me or was the Canadian guy not looking happy at all when Adam praised Canada?

  • @alt1579 I know I noticed that too.

  • @alt1579 He's Canadian. they're all mad because they have to live with the french

  • American Jokes...not sure whether to laugh hyterically at them or feel offended, We're not all bad y'know!

  • @DangerouslyxxDreamin I laugh at almost all of them--I figure most people of the world will take us individually for who we are, but collectively, they really have to take the piss. We did unleash George Bush after all, and it'll only get worse if Sarah Palin becomes a serious candidate in two years. (I use the word "serious" loosely in that instance.)

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  • @AnAmelieAnomaly I'd like to hope so. I wouldn't want people hearing theres an "American" in town or on campus, and everyone immediatly staying clear based on stereotypes and false assumptions.

  • @DangerouslyxxDreamin we know... you're not meant to take it seriously. he says in one of his apollo gigs "i love americans!"

  • one of my friend's mom is a lesbian..... he is not gay! lol althou (becoz we're aussies) its funny to tease him a little :P only because of funny things he does that makes him look gay..... like when he got his ear peirced and had an epic earing :P good times!!

  • I am a "Canaussian" too, i love Adam, he is a legend

  • Thank you sooooo much for uploading this show! I'd been looking for the surreal joke for months, and as an added bonus, found this show, complete with the in-flight sign language gag. Brilliant. Is there any more coming?

  • where did a 14 year old get tequila? im 16 and im struggling to find a cheap copy of the lion king on DVD!

  • @NA3LKER. The same way my friends did. Get your parents to buy it for you.

  • <-German as well, gotta say. This guy rocks! Backpfeifengesicht and Schadenfreude are known to me, Scheissenbeaduern isnt, like Pebbe said, must really be a regional Term ^^

    Still, this Stuff is pure Awesomeness!

  • @ReezeGoingSenseless pretty certain I've heard scheißbedauert on tv, but not a word I would know to use myself.

  • @ReezeGoingSenseless it must be really hard to learn how to spell in german.

  • @chocolateaddict24 For native English speakers its kinda fucked up, yes.Mostly the "Umlaute" (Ü,Ä,Ö).This Stuff really drives Folks crazy.For example, I`ve seen a Guy try to spell "Überraschungsangriff" for about 10 Minutes.

    But once you got that done, it`s rather simple.

  • @ReezeGoingSenseless Please tell, me, how do you type umlauts?

  • @dharmaseed *paste*

    Under Windows hold down ALT while typing the appropriate number code on your numeric keypad to create characters with umlaut accent marks.

    For Windows, the number codes for the upper case letters are:

    Ä 0196

    Ë 0203

    Ï 0207

    Ö 0214

    Ü 0220

    Ÿ 0159

    Tried it in the Editor, seems to Work. :)

  • @ReezeGoingSenseless Ausgezeichnet! Thanks very much for the information. Are you still working on the codes for lower case letters?

  • @dharmaseed Whoops, forget them.

    ä 0228

    ë 0235

    ï 0239

    ö 0246

    ü 0252

    ÿ 0255

    There you go :)

  • @ReezeGoingSenseless Vielen dank, mein freund.

  • @dharmaseed Kein Problem.

  • Canada FTW!!!

  • hey! OZ has different sized money notes so that the particually or completely blind or just a tad tipsy can desifer the exact amount in which they obtain!!

  • Shit crowd. I laughe harder than all that audience put together

  • Please someone explain why mocking the god who spoke everything into existence is funny?

  • @fentaar1

    Because blasphemy is a victimless crime.

  • @smaakjeks

    Now maybe......

  • @fentaar1 Well, if you believe in God and not evolution, YOU explain Flamingos.

  • @fentaar1 Because we're not all brainwashed idiots.

  • i want to be a canuzie

  • super like this video! i <3 canadians too! :)

  • uk notes are different sizes so blind people can tell what they are handing over

  • in the name of the father and the son and the holy ghost i'll fockin do you. LMAO

  • @RizRaveReviews yeaaa didnt get that part :/

  • The fat dude upstairs was not amused

  • schaaaaaaaaadenfreude, people taking pleasure in your pain :)

  • i love this!!!...watched it when it was on TV...they censored it, the basterds!...there wasn't this whole thing about god being a bit gay for example...or the speacking in the french accent...gotta go through it all to see what i missed now...lol life's so hard...hehehe

  • lol gods is a little but gay

  • HAHAHA 4:35 to 4:39 HAHAHA

  • bit like dancing with the stars...LOL x

  • that canadian wasnt laughing at all.......seemed everyone was laughing at him.....gosh he must hv thought why did i clap to say i am canadian......lol

  • Are you talking about the Canozzie? He was laid-back and made people laugh, and wasn't offended when people laughed at him or his responses. The perfect Canozzie!

  • Backpfeifengesicht literally means cheek pipe face

  • Hilarious!

  • Adam, I love ya, we don't have braille on our currency, but all of our notes are different sizes, so blind people can still tell wether they are handing over a fiver or a fifty.

  • @verticalsmurf This is what Wikipedia says: "Canadian banknotes have a series of raised dots (not Braille) in the upper right corner to indicate denomination." Is it possible that you just haven't noticed since you wouldn't be looking for them?

  • I've never been to Canada or seen Canadian currency notes (I'd love to visit Canada, it looks like a gorgeous place, and the Canadians I've met make me wan't to visit even more!)

    In Australia all of our notes are different sizes so any blind person can feel the notes worth. What good would the bumps on the upper right corner of a note be to a sighted person? It may not be braille, but any blind person can tell the note by the bumps.

  • Oh, I misread your comment as being Canadian. Oops. Canadian money is the same size but different colors. I like currency that is in varying colors and sizes, like in Austr. In the US, we not only have the world's ugliest money, it's all the same size and color, which makes it easy for customers and cashiers to make mistakes. I remember hearing that a lawsuit might go before the US Supreme Court on behalf of vision impaired people, but I have no idea where that stands.

  • Yay I'm Canadian!

  • you too huh

  • Well there's more than one of us XD

  • In the name o the father the son an' the holy ghost ahll fuckin' do you!

    BRILLIANT!

  • Ty for putting up these videos =)

    In norwegian Schadenfreude is skadefryd.

  • well i guess you already knew but it's the same in danish

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  • What does the guy say at 1:20?

  • He says: "Je parle Francais aussi"

    Meaning: "I speak french also"

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  • 4:32, that's Scottish!

  • pause it at 5:02 and his facial expression i hilarious haha

    this is a really god video thanx for putting it up

    i like the fact he encourges ppl to learn another language im learning french i love the language

    ^_^

  • Other countries don't have Braille on their money, really? Haha...

  • Nope, we aren't as generous.

  • canadians...do not club seals..just gonna point that out

  • i love how he loses it, when the interpreter has to make bad or just weird words....

    Thanx alot musicfreak012 for putting this up, this gotta be the 3rd or 4th time i watch these in a row :D

  • @Rainb0wGirl I love how he loses it too! very funny and poor Leanne the sign language interpreter!

  • @fraserkatie No doubt, she had no idea what he said.

  • avenue q has a song about schadenfruede! its hilarious!

  • Well, I am German, and I never heard "Scheißenbedauern" (Shit regret) before. May be a regional term. Same for Backpfeifengesicht, but that sounds a bit more German to me. But Schadenfreude, of course, is common. Yes, we are dicks. ;-)

  • I never heart scheissenbedauern either...i did hear of backpfeifengesicht before- there's a song by ''die Aertze'' called Backpfeifengesicht-that's the only time i did though....

  • Same here.

  • wait a minute are there only germans watching this video? I was just going to write: "I'm german and I never heared of scheißenbedauern" and then I realized that 3 of 5 comments are from germans!

    But I love the fact that here are apparently many germans who like good comedy!

  • I didn't hear of it eiter. But to be quite honest, when he said it I really needed the translation to figure out what he had said.

  • I totally assent to what has been said. I haven't heard the word 'scheißenbedauern' either. But the aussies seem to like words that start with 'scheißen'. when i went to australia everyone knew one 'german' swearword': "scheißenhausen". Didn't know that one either ;) but I do know the other two words...

  • Haha yes same here ay, I then went on and taught them how to say I want to have sex with you in German, I thought it was hillarious how my friends were trying to say "Ich" hahaha

  • @XQlusiveProductions: I attended High School when I was in Aus and took part in the german classes cause I was asked too. It was so much fun. Any word with 'ch' is really tough for them to pronounce! No offence! :)

  • @Pebbe496 i've heard backpfeifen gesicht before, but never scheissenbedauern O_o

  • @Pebbe496

    as a matter of fact I had to do a whole lot of research concerning "scheißenbedauern" - but it really is a German regional term - some area of bavaria, thus very rare.

    "Backpfeifengesicht" is colloquial, too, but way more common in south-west Germany at least.

  • @Pebbe496 nope, it doesn't exist. i looked it up :)

  • @Pebbe496 Oh. My. God. A German with a sense of humor! I love you! xD!

  • @Pebbe496 well... perhaps he made it up? but it is really funny!

  • @Pebbe496 and you lot make better cars then others

  • @Pebbe496

    I love Schadenfreude (:

  • @Pebbe496 yes, i agree with you, i´m german too...

    Backfeifengesichter makes sense, but scheißenbedaun would be more like schwein gehabt (Had Pig) :)

    and schadefreude is realy a german word:)

  • @Pebbe496

    I don't know scheißenbedauern either. but backpfeifengesicht is something i've heard before =)

  • @Pebbe496 Possibly schadenfreude? I dunno, would be an awesome word though. Shit regret doesn't have the same ring to it.

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