ME AND SELENA GOMEZ - SETTING THE RECORD STRAIGHT.wmv

[SupaVex]

what radio station

[MrHappyBallz]

i believe you two are dating.

[mustangfan4eva]

HOw many think his "son" Jacob is his penis?

[chuckclose1]

i bet those ausies were having a ball with this dude on the air lmfao

[sourapple975]

hes climbin in your window...



[johndeerejoyride]

lmao why the kareoke mic .. we talk on the phne .. but we never dated... what a ped

[Filip3anut]

I'm glad he set the record straight, I've been confused about who selena gomez was dating.

[THIZZMONTER]

u shop when ur sad u fucking creep ps ur a pedophile

[mplindberg]

now we know..."whats what"

and knowing is half the battle!!!

[MulberryMurderMafia]

Uh oh. Beibers got some competition! Unless jay herrod murders him.

[rob3202]

1:18 - 1:20 in the butt!

[DocSicnarf]

man, who the fuck is he talking to on the phone?

[PureHeavenlySultan]

I am glad He Think he talks to Selena Gomez, when it is actually me using a voice changer, Payback is a bitch NOO >:D muahahhahahahahaha

[rampage186]

give the midget his mic back now

[skybluemarshall]

He does talk a lot on the phone with Selena Gomez. Phone transcription: Jay: Hi lover, it's me again. Selena : I told you to stop calling me, at least a hundred times! How do you keep getting my new numbers? Jay: You stole my heart, so I've stolen your personal information. Fair is fair, baby. Selena: No Dad, it's not Justin! I don't know! But, it's him again. Ricardo Gomez (Dad): Look, I told you, stop calling my Daughter, you sick freak! I'm gonna read your mind with a bullet, asshole! Click.

[yoyob36teen]

I think I know what he uses he whole in the midle of his Selena Gomez CDs for ......... ;)

[England16733]

That's not what Selena said to me. She told me you two are very much in love.

[CMaxCooper]

So now he hears Selena Gomez' voice when he plays with his Tickle-Me-Elmo phone

[Nintoasted]

forget the age difference. youre a fucking idiot!

[jayhawk2424]

he is way out of selena gomez's league

[zach3893]

Word on the street is that you are dating Selena Gomez.

[cwalk50rice]

Wait, so you're not dating Selena Gomez? That's not what I heard...

[bayareasmokin]

dude you dont fuckin talk to selena gomez. your dilusional 

[MusicOfManette]

Dude go to a mental institution

[draggt03]

wait i get it.....he calls that 1-900 number where you pay like 99 cents a minute to talk to an automated message of selena gomez.

[JBFFTrailersForYou]

lol what if she was saying that she was dating Justin to cover up dating this guy,eww gross...im so random

[noPENGSinALASKA]

This guy is a master troll.

[chinesepeter]

good bye weird side of youtube

[iicookieez]

''We do talk on the phone....... ALOT.

But we have never met''

LOL. Why would she talk to you on the phone,,, ''ALOT'' if yous have NEVER met? c':

[ST3PHlee]

I wonder what Selena and him talk about so much... Since they talk... A lot... I wonder what he feels about the Bieber... I bet they talk a lot too.

[jdrake357]

im scared to watch his videos

[FireballsOdoom]

really,you talk on the phone alot? well ill be....

[jamierboatman]

hey man just wanted to say I love your comedy videos. Keep it up

[VolatileDisposition]

yer a sketchoid.

[jessiebull]

is it me..or does he NEVER BLINK??? O.o

[teamCHAOTICx]

@jessiebull he blinks twice at the end

[BestHighJumperEvaa]

You are crazy!!!.why on earth would you go along with it???..oh that's right idts cuz you are a fucking creep!!!

[wanted123hg]

You are a crazy fan,I totally think you are a bit crazy but awesome !!

[nobbyful]

hey mate its dan vega here ... it was me that phoned you not selena..

just wanted to see if you fancy a beer .we could talk about kids

[Horrorbuff2]

0:00-0:03. BEST PART.

[olaswaves]

I'm glad you took the time to explain this to all of these jealous losers. Say hi to Selena for me.

[Flomoshn]

You don't talk to her on the phone you creep.......and your old enough to be her grandpa you sicko......and that radio station called you as a joke so they could here first hand how crazy you were ......tosh.0 was right.....you need to be locked up....

[sockscansmell]

u wish creepo

[mrguymatt]

i like how when he says selena gomez and him have never met he acts like we cant believe it

[eddywestie]

I bet he named his right hand Selena Gomez

[ivoryhawk87]

@eddywestie ...and they "talk" all the time...lol

[Mario805ful]

So when you were 36 she was 18? Dude she could practicly be your daugter

[Floydthefuckbag]

@Mario805ful She could be his grand-daughter.

[muggycheetos]

@Mario805ful Your an idiot.........

[stonedawg16]

good point my dude

[TrentHuggins]

I love the Internet. It brings madness to the masses.

[scarletgirl2300]

theres nothing wrong with a 38 age difference aha.... please.

[bbcasting]

HA HA HA!!! Seriously. Leave this dude alone. He's just in LOVE!!!!

Keep making videos man!!!

[bloodbrother1251]

what world is this guy living in?

[dreday1995]

Wats your deal dude lol

[cherryarroyo7]

OMG..! :O !! HAHAHA

[xxSMITHYxHDxx]

kids dont go near this PEDO ur a fuckind PEDO

[2014alysonstoner]

'me and selena gomez are datin'' really? O_o

[legallybarbie1]

CHIMO!!!!!

[Cluets]

idiot

[Runescapehalofreak]

it was probably just a prank and it's not to be shared with the world of youtube

[salmon1pwns]

Hide yo kids, hide your wife.

[TheSolutionIAm]

@salmon1pwns an hide yo husband, cause they rapin everyboday

[jumpercable95]

@salmon1pwns cuz EVERBODY!!! gettin raped up in here

[NothingButAirsoft]

your 56 and she is 18 I think that was are point.

[Ilovecoffee91]

....wow.....

[Ac220404]

Dude, you guys realize hes crazy? Idk why everyones such a dick, we know its gross and disgusting to think of Selena Gomez, but if a crazy persons like "I feel bad, and Im having delusions.." you dont go attack them. Obviously alot of immature people, hope you never have schizo children. If you hear this, guy who's made this video: find a psychiatrist and explain what your feeling to them. Ignore people that attack you and get help. This is typical schizophrenic delusions.

[drchen054]

@Ac220404 Thanks for posting this. I think it is very compassionate of you. The good thing is that I don't think youtube is representative of the real world. You get a lot more trolls or negative attention seekers here. Peace.

[lumpy195]

OK who taught this old fart how to use the internet?

[cutiemary2012]

Get over yourself you creepy old bastard. Selena would never talk to you. If I knew her I would tell here to get a fucken restraining order against you. You will never get a girl to like you is your stalking an 18 year old plus she is a movie star and you have a YouTube account. She is famous and YOUR NOT!!!

[salmon1pwns]

I love that bed intruder is in the suggestions.

[scatmancam100]

U don't talk to her on the phone! U have ur sex slaves play Selena Gomez music on their phone and u think she's actually talking 2 u!!!!!!!!!

[radrict]

im 12 what is this

[EvanONS1]

Sorry kid, your dad's a creeper.

[dcelw540]

then why the fuck are you talking on the phone?

[KENNyHULKSMASH117]

go shove a small child in your butthole

[cassandraqwe]

@JacobHerrod1 How many 56 year old men you know obsess over selena gomez? none ?

[devindevinful]

Wow you actually talk to her on the phone???? You must be a PIMP or a pedophile, I can't decide just yet

[xCaptainAroniousx]

We do talk on the phone.... Alot.... Wow what a lie. This guys is pathetic and probabvly smells like piss and beat off sweat jizz. This dude probably beats off so much to selena gomez. He probably even fingers his own asshole and sniffs his fingers pretending its the ass smell of Selena Gomez when really its his own rotten asshole smell.

[jhenderson91]

This guy is my hero



[raz1791]

lol

[howiethequeen]

Is he retarded?

[cassandraqwe]

Australian radiostations dont call pedophiles

[JacobHerrod1]

@cassandraqwe GODAMMITT his NOT a PEDO!!! y is evry1 sayin is!!! STOP SAYIN IS!!!!

[Soccergirl890]

Gee I'm glad that's all cleared up.

[onetufmuffin69]

nice mic

[persainman123]

bull fucking shit.

[MrJfyeah]

ur full of shit

[InkDamage]

WORLD'S SMALLEST MICROPHONE

[stoneman619]

@InkDamage its a xbox rockband mic

[Rawfan3536]

@stoneman619 That.... does not fare well for his chances of NOT being a pedo. (I.E. HE'S A PEDOPHILE)

[sjvmustang]

@InkDamage or worlds biggest man

[chinesepeter]

@InkDamage no sir, world's largest man

[TMJninja1]

GAY

[justindaman12]

Dude get real, your a fucking pedophile.. How the fuck do you have a son? You disgust me you sick pervert... You've never talked to her you crazy mofo your ass should be behind bars.. I really hope this is just a joke! YOU HAVE ISSUES!

[evilconcarne444]

You and selena are both annoying. Perfect match

[xxZOOM54xx]

Ok, are you fucking with me? Helena would.NEVER in a billion years talk to a 57 year old. Especially you. Yeah. Your not a pedo. That's why you pretend to date a 18 year old. That's disgusting. You need a life, other than your blow up dolls. You've embarrassed yourself, and Helena enough. You are a total creeper.

[hsfightclub]

u have never spoke to her u creepy fuck

[MrJayherrod1]

yes, who would believe that you are dating selena gomez? we all knew you were lying..we're not dumb asses. Yeah right..Selena Gomez would never talk to a 56 year old man who makes creepy ass videos of himself. And if she ever did..she would probably be hated forever.

[fight4yourfreedom1]

she needs to put a restraining order on your ass...get help dude

[sasquatch268]

Does this man have a pedosmile?

[pstlrofl]

why has o one pointed out that hes talked about being with her?

on like 5 videos?

[SovereignCin3ma]

We talk together on the phone... a lot. hahahaha youre a pathetic piece of shit

[NoP1Ty4aC0WaRd]

Hahahaha. Selena and I "talk on the phone alot." Hahahahahaha. And what's with the mic?

[ipot399]

Is he creating all these rumors up in his head that people are saying he and Selena are dating?

[johnnygold1290]

How do u no how to work a computer and u must watch disney channel all the time and wack off

[ElPolloLocoS13]

Wait... What the fuck? You're 56, yet you're "son" is 14? So you lost your virginity at age 42? Wow, that's pretty creepy aside from the fact you stalk Selena Gomez.

[THEdecomposer]

Your probly the reason your son gets bullied

[BlackMamba525]

he loves to put his weewee in the butthole of little children..sick f@ck

[SophMoph137]

Also I am glad he set the record straight that he is in fact NOT dating Selena. We were all wondering if he really was.....

[SophMoph137]

If he thinks that they have talked on the phone then he is delusional.

And the radio station called as a joke....

[ChadBeTrollin]

dude stop bein a stalker and a pedo



[number1lakeboy]

"we've talked on the phone...." BULLSHIT

[MarineGoesBoom]

THEN STOP HITTING ON HER!

[cyserotheman]

0:40

Sure you did.

[BlackOpsMaster54]

DUDE SHE IS 18 YOU ARE 56 DO YOU NOT SEE A PROBLEM WITH THAT

[SwampThizzle]

@BlackOpsMaster54 Once you're 56 I'll bet that you'd get a kick out of fucking 18 year olds. Just saying.

[theforce34]

you have never talked to her before ever dude lol

[ZZZprincess1]

you have never spoken to Selena Gomez and you know it. Your just weird!!!

[97Gamefreak]

go to hell!!!

[florence1fan]

thank ya

[banditthetheif]

Dude can you PLEASE just kill yourself so I can stop feeling the need to post comments that are REALLY wasting my time.

OK MAN. YOU ARE A FAT OLD UGLY FART. Even though she is 18 your a stalker and that's a felony. When I saw you on "tosh.zero" I thought you were trying to be funny, but now that I have looked at your videos I think why was he on the "lock this guy up" segment. You should be on the "why aren't you locked up" segment. well it is legal.... YOU MOTHERFUCKING FAT OLD UGLY FART.

[MakeMyMemories]

hes 56 and he knows how to use youtube? wtf?

[Dragonmaster0118]

Noone belives you moron

[regent1001]

haters gon hate, if shes 18 shes legal. get it in son

[CamZIBUD]

the radio never said anything about you, you sick freak. get a life. seriously. wooooowwwww!!!!

[ROBOdilf]

@CamZIBUD SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH, YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS OF JAYS CELEBRITY!

[supahfly55]

CAN I GET A THUMBS UP FOR NO REASON?!?! =D

[bmthsk8]

if i met you in wallmart i would scream stranger danger and run away.

[sonluva]

SOMEONE PLEASE SEND HIM TO A MENTAL HOSPITAL WITH A STREET JACKET

!!!!

[ROBOdilf]

@sonluva IT'S "STRAITJACKET" YOU FUCKING MORON!

[extremeBMX1000]

Soo You Went Along With A Story Of A PEDOPHILE And Selena Gomez Dating? Thats Make You EVEN MORE CREEPIER You Dipshit!

Theres Alot Of Help Lines You Can Call For Help, I Advise You SEEK SOME HELP.

[anywhere13anytime]

ur a freak, that damn radio never said that. pedophile

[ivanjyantis]

pedophile

[mrslash11]

There's no way this is real. 

[lukeb815]

I hope the surgery went wrong and now ur completely disabled, creep. SOMEBODY SEND HIM TO JAIL ALREADY!!!

[reddx45]

Freak go to jail.

[serpintan]

went along with it? dude lol

[rcisneros311]

lol



[g3mafia2]

u got the biggest ears ive ever seen...

u look like u can fly to salena gomez's house

[muggs78382]

You are one Creepy, Demented, Gullible, Dirty, Stupid, Ugly, Old Teenage Child Stalker!!! You should not be allowed within a mile of her. You should take a good look at the responses your receiving and try to realize that you are a Sick Sick person and need mental help. I can only imagine the horror her parents feel listening to your pathetic ramblings.

[TR3ADW4Y]

I Like your microphone.

[pshea86]

guys, although it is crazy to hear the obsession this guy has over selena gomez you can not bag him that hard. It is obvious that he has some type of disability. my grandfather who just passed awasy had a crush on taylor swift but he was no pedophile he had water on the brain and it made him say and to wierd things that we all laughed at. grow up stop with the immature comments about him needing to shoot himself. I think its weird also but those things do not need to be said.

[Ginjii99]

WOW YOUR A DUMBASS. ewwww your 56! if i was selena gomez i would make sure you couldn't be 350 feet anywhere near me.

[HalfBornUnicornFetus]

Does anyone realize that this is a joke?

[rickyjshiznit]

@HalfBornUnicornFetus 1 video is a joke, 107 is fucking insane.

[shineyourlight89]

@HalfBornUnicornFetus i really don't think it is lol.

[supercon724]

"We do talk on the phone a lot." lmao, no you don't.

[wilneal1]

kickkkk .........u perverted sun of a bitch

[chase1159]

Is it just me, or would he look less like a rapist if his eyebrows didn't move as much?

[meggoguijosa]

haha when he didnt talk? lol agreed ringostarrfanatic

[ringostarrfanatic]

the best part was 0:00 - 0:04

[Saladino1983]

Why people don't get it, this is a fucking joke.

[Southsideskim]

i kinda feel bad for this guy.

[thedonfett]

Kill yourself perv.

[gamemasters0731]

that's how you end up in 20/20...

[BrightEyes10003]

That's the smallest microphone I've ever seen...

[bangermccrusher]

oh yeah I am like fuckin 60 and she is 18 but I am not a sick fuck everybody!!!

[APyroTurtle]

@bangermccrusher he's 50!

[minimanmike95]

@APyroTurtle 56 u faggot

[mileerocks]

man youre stupid... ull get into a mental hospital for sure...

[MegaDavidgonza]

U can't score on a bitch that high c'mon old man rivers

[mileerocks]

@whatacatchmarla I AGREE! HEY OLD DUDE!!! GET A LIFE AND MARRY A GRANDMA OR SOMETHING!!! IF JUSTIN EVER HIT PUBERTY, HE WOULD KICK YOUR ASS!!!

[ElyseMBlum]

@mileerocks hahah id have to kick some ass if he married my grandma, just saying :)

[ShaithMaster]

I wanna set the record gay

[MOOINGxCOW]

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

[SoldierT105]

Where's Chris Hansen when you need him?

[1337lolwtf]

no need to be so detailed about everything. its the internet.

[Annabelle839]

poor guy ;( hes retarded