Stupid Things Scientologists Say

[BEATNIKCASS]

i took a lot of meth in '60s and this makes complete sense--- can i join?

[NevilleRhysBarnes]

I agree that the added text is unnecessary. These people are undermining themselves with every insane word they speak.

[sz42781]

Listien to what the gay dude says at 5:00 .holy shit thats GAY

[sz42781]

Where can I go and get paid to be in bullshit testimonials like this?

[sz42781]

multiply lifetimes by unlimited lifetimes wtf

[horsie111]

"..never existed in this or any other universe" Wow, did someone just drink a Pan Cosmic Gargle Blaster?

[KnightOwl2006]

Politicians talk similar gibberish.

[panthera50]

This is more interesting. ;-)

watch?v=Fd9CxIlkjpk

[Gregman420]

Angry Gay Pope, you rule man

[bhabeney]

This is awesome on so many levels

[myownruin187]

Just when I thought I've seen it all, 1st it was a stripper picking up an apple with her ass, bless her heart, now this shit! LOL wow I need a drink!

[MisterStephenPike]

Anyone else find it HILARIOUS that the scientologists used the same font as STAR TREK for their promo video? SERIOUSLY? the entire religion is like BAD science fiction.

[MisterStephenPike]

dear lord they are crazy. just crazy.

[tribukaribe]

3:47 Umm What?

[MrCaracicatriz]

The gene pool is STAGNANT and I am the Minister of Chlorine!

[rhomo]

creepoid.



[drutter]

Your commentary on this ridiculous group of people is as ridiculous as they are.

[bosshog7169]

I love scientology! I love how its blatant corporate silliness exposes and parodies other major religions. If I was ever going to join a religion it would definitely be this one just because it is the funniest.

[mgdrgear]

I love how most of the women in the office have large breasts.

[makisunn]

Is there a theta thesaurus for these theories? Thuffering thucka-tash! A egg.

[MegaReaper127]

its the matrix man............... GET OUT NEO

[JoeKification]

golden age of dick....

[wcemichael]

What are these people saying? I havent a clue! the entries to "the Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy" make more sense than this. "The answer to the unlimate question of life, the universe and everything is 42. Only if you know what the actual question is does the answer make any sense."

[mRbRaInWaTcH]

lol good job hehe

[WWZenaDo]

Hah! My idiot husband went in for a "personality" test shortly after we got married... I walked around him during the test, telling him that it was a CULT - you should have seen the looks I got from the Scientologists!! I ought to know about cults - I was bullied and beaten into the JEHOVAH'S WITNESS CULT ever since I was 5 years old - and I recognize the stench of a cult when I smell it... Oh, and he never went any further with Scientologists... hee heee heee!!

[bary1234]

Religion is poison. These disgusting superstitions have to end before they end us.

[416mcp]

huh?

[sdsuman1]

LoL these people are truly insane. How do they even have the intelligence to make the kind of big money you need to make it to OT3??? Oh that's right, indentured servitude/slavery to the Co$..

[animalhunger]

they are not humans... look at the hairstyles... look at their faces... there is not an unique normal person in this vid... they are aliens from the planet xenu, ruled by xenu the ruler, and heis running out of slaves because he likes to kill his slaves with H-bombs in volcanoes. so now he is brainwashing stupid people to continue his job as ruler... he disguised as stupid looking man and he is atracting more and more stupid assholes to the cause... im joining..

[Darkinfiniti]

LOL..jesus god...these people are fucking nuts. Who could believe this pyramid scheme bullshit? How low does your IQ have to be to buy into this nonsense? And boy oh boy...geee willikers...they sure does know some of them there big words. So many in fact..that they put so many big words in a sentence that the actual sentence makes no sense. Even aliens gotta be ROFL coptering at this childish gibberish with a hollywood budget for their propaganda.

[LauravickyCupyCake]

What a bunch of freakin' morons.

[adamg709]

'They speak English' - your gong at this point has cracked me up involuntarily both times I have watched this!

[mola55e5]

This video is mind-blowing on it's own. The humor comes from the way these people are so matter-of-fact about the crazy shit they're saying. To be honest, i think the editing and added text is unnecessary and mostly juvenile ("gay?" really? what are you 12?)- but i commend you for posting this bizarre look into the world of a cult. And i dig your Mars Volta-y moniker.

[cerpinTHEmute]

@mola55e5 thanks for the comment man, by the the way the original maker of this video is gay, and it is against $cilon belife system so it is interesting to see people in the propaganda vid that are probly gay themselves

[linkdark701]

@mola55e5 You are a fag.

[mola55e5]

@linkdark701 You are a typical american (sadly).

[linkdark701]

@mola55e5 How is that sad? You're jealous. Fag.

[mikebrown1156]

@mola55e5 Im not gay but my butt hole is....

I would never suck on a cock, but I would hold it in my mouth for a minute or two

[mplsmn1975]

Even the name "Scientology" is ridiculous. LRH says that it means "the study of knowledge" - what kind of crap is that anyway? That's one of the dumbest things I've ever heard. What kind of useless made-up definition is the the STUDY of KNOWLEDGE?

[TOMCRUlSE]

@mplsmn1975 exactly it's a pretentious word like the ones used on shampoo ads, they're hoping the average person reads it and thinks, uhh it's like science and an ology so it must be good and scientific.

[Jesushatespolicemen]

No wonder Tom Cruise is a "scientologist'... He fits right in w/these bat shit crazy OT4 assholes. What would people find appealing about this promo video & why would they be like "That sounds like the place for me!" Answer: because they are friggin' whacko nut jobs.

[AnonymousPrettySP]

I wonder how many of these people are still in the cult!

[Bat362011]

The government has got to know something is seriously messed up about that church!

[Bombeni]

.This made me erp in my mouth. I'm out of rolaids.

[ifoxfirei]

So... do you think Scientology is made up of mostly gay men, or that Scientology makes men gay? I think its the case that Scientology IS gay. And women can look forward to floating tits and ass..awesome!

[pentaxsubversion]

lol how weird

[doncarlsanders]

And what is wrong about speakingEnglish?

[cerpinTHEmute]

@doncarlsanders can you understand what they are talking about?

[Naberios25]

@cerpinTHEmute Exactly. They may be using English words.... but certainly not the language.

[Metalreaper007]

@doncarlsanders Obviously that part went over your head.

[ekingh22]

@doncarlsanders maybe because nearly Everyone in the US speaks english

[TheItalix]

Do you have a version in English?