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  • Alright, can everybody quit crying about "how much we loved the movie" and try to appreciate Critics efforts in a pretty awesome Hunter S Thompson impression. Personally I never saw the film and can care less about it but even if you liked it thats no reason to dump on this review which is clearly just a vehicle for the Critic to do a Fear and Loathing parody. Hell, the fact he's using a film to parody another film pretty much suggets he doesn't hate it as much as he lets on.

  • I loved this movie as a kid, but Doctor Screw-Eyes scared the bejesus out of me, and the ending with the crows was intense. I also remember thinking as a kid that the "let no bad happen" line sounded strange and awkward. lol

  • "This is land before time on crystal meth" BEST LINE EVER.

  • i liked this movie when i was little but i didn't really get the part were the crows ate the guy. i thought that was disturbing.

  • the people who animated this were really good. Its visually pleasing, however it's story isn't very good.

  • 1:00 I shouted "WE CAN'T STAY HERE! IT'S DINO COUNTRY!"

  • I HATE THIS MOVIE SO MUCH

  • @Petey0707 careful you fatarse yank, your blood pressure will cause you to explode, or better yet, you may go on a rampage and kill your family and friends...omg on second thought do that! americans dying is hilarious

  • @DrTheKay Have you ever thought that Nostalgia Critic doesn't know about foreign movies since he IS from America? I mean, why would he even know about them since he lives in America anyway? I bet you don't know many French movies, now do you? Also, it's quite strange seeing someone unable to use uppercase letters and periods. Also, please stop trying to sound mighty by using curse words, it makes you seem even less intelligent then you already are.

  • I think its disgusting that the NC only lists american tradegies to stop, just foes to show how bigheaded and selfish americans are. america has pearl harbour coming and 9/11 was hilarious, dumbass americans

  • @DrTheKay you're a fucking moron, go fuck yourself asshole

  • @DrTheKay Either that or he's actually American.

    I'm sorry but generally different countries have their own shit, and most people are affected by their own shit first before worrying about other shit.

    If he were indian, I'm sure he would list whatever tragadies pertinant to India. And on down the line with either country or particular group.

  • I..actually...didn't get the message of this either...

  • I wouldn't say that was as much a BLAM than that was a freakish death. Obviously the crows ate him but it was just... ...weird.

  • i dear you make fun of this movie you fucking joke i will fucking mick you ass if you make more reviews like dis.

  • @tocofool too bad for you, this is NC's job

  • @tocofool He's been reviewing movies since 2008 and he still does them today. Sucks for you.

  • whats the song at 20:17

  • I used to watch this movie a lot when I was a kid... but I don't know if it's ever been one of my favorites... Still, it's more watchable than this guy makes it out to be.

    Also, why does everyone want to go back and prevent disasters? Haven't we seen enough time travel movies to know that stopping Hitler will cause a greater evil to emerge from the core of space/time?! ...Or at least, WWII will be postponed long enough for the communists to take over, build antimatter weapons, and destroy all.

  • WHY THE HELL IS THAT TRICERITOPS EATING FUCKING HOT DOGS!? HE'S A FUCKING HERBAVORE! THEY DON'T EVEN KNOW BASIC FACTS ABOUT DINOSAURS!

  • @JackNapierVlog Silly. There's no meat in a hot dog. XD

  • screw eye or scrooge eye looks like the grandpa from hey arnold

  • I think John Goodman has played every role in the acting world... I MEAN LITERALLY A T REX??!!!

  • I love Calvin and Hobbes... And he's right.

  • Where's the dinosaurs from Jurassic Park when you need them?

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  • this movie looks hella awesome

  • Hiding in the parade makes bizarre sense (hiding in plain sight, no one would believe dinosaurs so big and colorful are real, etc), but everyone should've realized that they were real the minute Rex started singing and dancing spontaneously. Even DISNEY Audio-Animatronics aren't that good, and they're responsible for the shit-your-pants terrifying Carnotauruses in the Dinosaur ride!

  • Junkies should watch this movie then there would be no drugs but we would need a lot more loony bins

  • This video just inspired me to write 3 pages of nonsense in my notebook

    God save anyone who actually saw the movie

  • This was a pretty good film to me.

    Besides, I just watch you NC because you're funny.

  • I believe this was actually the first movie I ever saw. Of course I was 2 years old and I never saw it since so I barely remember anything about it.

  • 18:06 scared the shit out of me

  • I liked this movie, I thought it was cute, If I had kids I would show this to em!

  • I'd do one better go back in time and ensure the German Empire wins WWI preventing Nazi Germany rising, the Blitz, Invasion of Poland, Pearl Harbor, the formation of the Soviet Union, Korean War, Vietnam, the Iranian Revolution and 9/11 since Saudi Arabia would be under British influence and the Mujahdeen would never have split into Al'Queda and the Taliban since the Soviets would never have invaded Afghanistan.

  • Wow, the Nostalgia Critic REEEEAAAALLLLYYYY hates singing.

  • this movie had product placement and you didn't mention it

  • I actually remember when I would watch this as a child...I remember loving it back then.

  • he keeps listing awesome things. This movie is awesome

  • He has to do another review as Raul Puke.

  • I fuckin' hate this movie!!!

  • I've watched this movie on TV, TBH it was awesome

  • who sings the my favorite things

  • Oh god I remember this movie. I thought it was AWESOME.

  • The death of screw eyes was awesome e.e

  • Lol this is an amazing film, I love this when I was younger!

  • 10:29 i died in laughter

  • I really liked this Movie when I was growing up, but you still make me laugh!:D

  • 00:34 I don't know who Hunter S Thompson is, but I still thought the review was funny :)

  • 7:06 dont forget monster house

  • I was forced to see this movie...

  • i always loved this movie as a kid, but now i can't help but agree with NC that this movie made no logical sense at all. nevertheless, i still found it very entertaining so i guess the movie did its job :D

  • 11:47 Central Park? Let's all pray that they don't run into that flower loving troll.

  • I still don't get Louie's pleading monologue. If the T-Rex ate the bad guy, he wouldn't be "just another slob spoiling the way the world could be"; he'd be a predator consuming his prey. Nor was the T-Rex "mad or scared" when he tried to eat the bad guy; well, he was probably pissed (wild animals don't like cages, electric training devices, or being chained), but I'm guessing he was mostly hungry. And the dimensions on the dinosaurs aren't consistent or historically accurate.

  • im waiting for the clown on a unicycle to come in and ruin the show.

  • Anyone notice at 17:09 the girl has big breasts for a 8 year old girl.

  • Why didn't you put the circus scene in your top 11 minfuck's list?

  • FUCK GOLF SHOES!!!

  • Big lipped Alligator Movie!

  • I actually enjoyed this movie all the time as a kid. I honestly feel that NC is mostly nitpicking but meh.

  • I remember seeing trailers for this movie, and I actually wanted to see it.

    But alas, I never did.

    Then, I saw this review.

    I am now forever grateful that I didn't see this. TERRIBLE!!!

  • i should find a copy of this movie and watch it when me and my friends are high

  • i genuinely remember this film!......when i was little anyway. but now i literally don't know why i ever liked it -_-

  • @M134FANATIC *liked* (remember)

  • Dude, what? I loved this movie. >__>

  • begining nostalgia is spelled wrong

  • Welcome to Don Bluth's movies from the 1990s

  • I remember watching this when I was a kid and going like "What the hell is this crap!?"

  • The crows..... *shiver*

  • That alien looks like the mascot for quisp cereal.

  • omg what a slutty lolita girl in a childrens cartoon... ^^;

  • i love all your reviews exept your pokemon movie reviews

  • ahhh this is funny as heck it is sad that this was one of me and my sibs faverites growing up

  • 11:44 Stanley: Happyhappyhappyhappy *splat!*

  • 18:40, LMFAO XD THIS GUY IS HILARIOUS!

  • WHAT?! NO! YOUR RAPING SPIDER-MAN! YOU HURTFUL MONSTERS LEAVE THIS AMERICAN CITIZEN ALONE! lmfao XD

  • Dr Screweyes circus was one of those kids movie scenes that really left an imprint of me, it was a little scary, and very well made :)

  • Dude, you should be on the Spill.com crew!

  • i always thought this movie wuz scary for a childrens movie

  • tun on the captions and go to 16:58

  • alot of the movies he does were shown on cartoon networks cartoon therte or how ever u spell that

  • I actually really love this movie....

  • hay....i liked this movie!!!

  • So he does all this just to give children shits and giggles? Well fuck it.. I wish for Mila Kunis.

  • 14:35 am i the only on who thinks of A7X when i here this?

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  • I LOOOOOOVE this movie so MUCH!!!!!!! :DDDDD

  • 16:00 best face evur

  • 3:34 XD so true

  • I love NC's work, and the commentary had me in stitches, but I always loved this movie as a kid. It was that nonsensical feel-good-but-still-creepy feel to it that I liked so much. Sure the story was backass crazy, it was the outrageous characters that brought this movie to life for me

  • Hunter would be proud, Doug.

  • what version was that of my favorite things at the beginning?

  • The beginning is hauntingly delightful and I wish it could just go on forever, but alas.

  • I laughed at 10:29 more than I ever had in years! I FEEL REBORN.

  • The old guy voice is Benjamin Franklin from Liberty's kids

  • This is one of my childhood favorites, but this fuckin funny

  • i have a contract . i have fucking teeth problem solved LOL

  • 10:57 Jurassic Park

    ahaha movie! I see what you did there! ehehe...not funny :P

  • Calvin and Hobbes FTW!

  • Also, who else wants to see him do another Ralph Duke impersanation in his reviews? I never watched anything related to Hunter S. Thompson, and I really liked his impression.

  • Theres a difference between guilty pleasures and .......just having bad taste. But this fillm isnt the WORST animated film, but yeah it has so many problems.

  • What was with the damn crows?! What was the purpose?! Why did he just disappear?!

  • @metademetra I think the crows are suppose to be a representation of either death or real fear.

    He didn't disappear, the crows consumed him ultimately killing him.

  • @Ardamess Wait...so he was EATEN?!

  • @metademetra Possibly cause when Neweyes mentioned he was driven mad by the loss of his eye, it is assumed the crows plucked his eye out and feared they would kill him which his fear became true.

  • 18:05 that scene scared the ever-loving FUCK out of me when I was little...

  • Nostalgia critic+ Fear and loathing in Las Vegas = EPIC WIN!

  • "WHAT? NO, YOU'RE RAPING SPIDERMAN"

    That line alone is just....whoa...I had a hard time breathing.

  • "Can't stop here, this Bat Country!"

    Caught here in a firey blaze,

    Won't lose my will to stay.

  • 10:29 I would make a spider-man remake joke but I cant think of one your already not thinking of

  • Walter Cronkite rocked this fucking movie as Professor Neweyes. He should have done a lot of cartoon voices from 1981 to his death in 2009. A perfect second career for a great journalist. RIP Walter Cronkite.

  • 16:58 Pedobear approves

  • The sad part is I remember an even worse movie that is just as retarded if not more disturbing from my childhood. Had something to do with an evil owl changing some farm kid into a chipmunk or something and the only one who can stop the owl is a blues singing rooster. My god they made stupid kid movies to slip in subliminal morals in the 90s

  • @HeadBangerAust It was called rock a doodle. SO be afraid

  • @HeadBangerAust I think you're describing "Rockadoodle".

  • when i saw this opening i thought this was a horror movie O_O

  • 20:00 A movie the critic would rather watch than this one.

  • does anyone els think that the crow thing would be emotionaly scaring for kids, cause it's creeeeeeeeepy

  • 5:23 .....Hitler wanted to be a painter at first....Just sayin

  • @LunaCelestia And he sucked at it.

  • @tricksterhuaun Exactly ._.

  • don't know bout you guys but i could go on tour with hunter nostalgia critic

  • GOD, I REMEMBER THIS MOVIE!!!

    they made us watch it in school as children! I had nightmares for WEEKS! IT WAS SOOOO BAD!!

  • @mikayla690 Well its a good thing I never saw that movie.

  • I gotta say it he doesn't play other character's well.

  • Even though I really liked this movie as a kid, I still found this review to be quite hilarious.

  • thats my guilty childhood movie

  • i used to love this movie as a kid

  • So... the kid's giving a giant prehistoric reptilian super-predator a a lame-ass sob lecture on not letting fear or hate rule him when he's acting purely off instinct? And it works?! Plus, all it takes to increase their intelligence level from animal to sentient is a hug when they needed some chemically enhanced cereal the first time?!

    I never realised how stupid this movie is... Meh, guilty pleasure.

  • @ShadowScryer Plus, I was always under the impression that the ravens ate him alive. Could be possible, they're facing away from the camera, but I always thought it was a glass eye hitting the ground for some reason.

    Oh, that's why.

  • "And now we're seeing a dinosaur playing golf....I am thoroughly confused." lol.

  • does anybody notice that the title says the Nostaglia critic not the Nostalgia critic

  • I recall the "let nothing bad happen" thing actually turned out really good in the Swedish dub - mostly because it's grammatically correct.

    Haven't seen this film in many many years, but I clearly remember not giving a damn about whether there's plot or not. Now I can see why my parents really didn't want to stay and watch through the video.

  • @aryllia Nice to see a swedish NC fan ! This movie was a guilty pleasure to me when I was a kid . lolz

  • The Dinosaur is Hank Hill, and the bird thing is sonic's abandoned love child with the bird from the beginning of Miss Doubtfire. Great.

  • this is awesome

  • whats the song in the intro? sorry for being a noob...

  • @SonicTheHedgehog0222 "My Favorite Things"

  • i just randomly paused at 7:47 he looks like a non anime version of Ash Ketchum

  • "Sodomized happy meal toys." LMAO

  • 1:48 WTF Jurassic Park?

  • Compared to most movies I've seen NC review, I disagree with him here. This actually looks well animated, fun to watch and just overall a film that I wouldn't mind showing my kids. Albeit the plot is a bit far- fetched, but when you're a kid you don't care about that stuff. The moral is running away doesn't solve your problems which is true. Most of all, crazy eyes' disappearance reminds me of a MGS3 cobra death. Pure awesome. So I'm going to watch this film and hopefully enjoy it.

  • @XxD1EAN0TH3RD4YxX I think the point was how disturbing it is, especially for young viewers. I mean, my grandparents own this movie, so I've seen it several times, and while it can be fun to watch, it can really scare kids. This especially could catch people off-guard since both the VHS cover and the movie poster show happy, colorful dinosaurs and not man-eating ravens.

  • what was the opening song?

  • I'M HAPPY AT 911 HAPPENED.... V

  • Hey this is still a great movie to me, maybe only because I saw it when I was little

  • 9 people don't know who Hunter S. Thompson is.

  • i died laughing @ 10:26

  • Just by the review I can see that the movie has some bad parts but it doesn't seem that bad,for a cartoon standard this movie seems decent

  • I still like this movie though, just like his review of Moulin Rouge said, everyone have their own Guilty Pleasures. :P

  • Has anybody noticed that the Critic dislikes a lot of popular films were box office hits and childhood treasures, and likes a lot of films that were poorly received by audiences? Don't get me wrong, I love the Nostalgia Critic, but I honestly have to say; His taste in movies is bad. Him disliking this film and James and the Giant Peach is proof. Not to mention Independence Day. Who doesn't like Independence Day?!

  • @TeeAiDee I totally agree with you except for indipendence day,that movie is really bad

  • @TheNintendAlex Well, I love it. But I guess not everyone is gonna like a movie just because most other people do.

  • @TeeAiDee That's a very good point, and I respect it. However, consider that what Doug does is to point at movies flaws, many of them in logic (like the dinosaurs don't using violence even in saving his friends or the moral of being always mother's baby). Also, look at the reception of the films he hate, and you will realize they'll be negative too (even in Space Jam). And one thing that makes Doug different to Brain Griffin: he loves Disney movies, and he critizes the disney's hatedom.

  • @mickeyelric11 Yeah, I guess you're right about that. Everyone has different tastes, after all. And I do love it when he reviews films that I really dislike, like the Langoliers. That was one funny review. I also liked his review of Lost World, that one really made my ribs hurt, especially the one with the raptor and "Hey! You!"

  • @TeeAiDee Would you like to watch a video? Maybe you're not fan of this cartoon, or of Ricky Martin, but it's so well done, and I'm looking for viewers. Try it, you won't regret it!:

    TUFF Puppy: Dudley Puppy "No importa la distancia", Ricky Martin

    I'll send you the link for You Tube message.

  • @TeeAiDee

    "His taste in movies is bad."

    Or, like everyone, he just has different opinions than others. I know it's hard to believe, but hey, it just might be true. Believe it or not, there is still a great big dislike for some of the popular films as well.

  • @MultiMaige Hey, if you had read my other comment, you would have seen that I already admitted this. But instead you chose to read only one of my comments and tried to talk down to me. Well, let me talk down to you. Read the entire chain of comments before replying to the very first one, otherwise you make yourself look ridiculous. A little helpful advice for the future.

  • @TeeAiDee

    My apologies for not noting it.

    But, on that note...how was I trying to talk you down? Again, my apologies, I also must have missed that. I was simply noting what I believed what was the obvious. There were no insult throwing or anything of that sort.

  • @MultiMaige In that case, let me apologize for reacting the way I did. I felt you were talking down to me when you said "Maybe, just maybe" and things like that. I felt as though you were stating the obvious as you would a young child. But, this was all a simple misuderstanding.

  • EPIC WIN from 7:35 to 7:46!!

  • Best review ever

  • YOUR RAPING SPIDERMAN!!!!!

  • Well this review is TU very funny I TU and i agree with TU you.

  • This made me laugh so much! F.A.L.I.L.V. man. Anyways, I love this movie, but ya everything that NC says is pretty much right lol. I love this movie tho n hope to remember to show it to my kids. He shud really take that big lipped aligator moment thing off from now on tho. I went back to watch that movie "All Dogs Go To Heaven" and that croc has a purpose, he lives in the sewers and sings. Saves Charlie near the ending of movie and then chases Scarface. And it's a crocadile, not an Aligator.

  • Professor Screweyes - there's your hint that his a pedophile. Separate his name.

  • WHAT THE FUCK!!!? When did Rex learn rrrrrrheumatism!? To those reading this comment if you haven't seen Nostalgia Critic Once upon a forest, go see it and you'll know what I'm talking about.

  • This movie is SOOO NOT REALISTIC. What kind of movies do we make for kids anyway!!? 8(

  • When I saw this movie my first question was how could Rex not eat that fucking annoying green mosquito. He had it in his mouth so why couldn't the machines let him eat it, HE'S NOT IMPORTANT AT ALL.

  • Critic, you think this is CREEPY!!? GO see Pinocchio. Little boys turning in donkeys and asses is WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYY more creepy than this piece of shit. Although true turning into monkeys is pretty disturbing too.