Patchouli's Theme - Locked Girl ~ The Girl's Secret Room

[HydraWolf1]

Patchy has asthma just like meeeee!! :D

[Clemdawg2k]

Patchy <3

Patchy's theme <3

[TheSpriternumbertwo]

I think I like Patchy even more now. This is a great theme.

[b3tuki]

i like how the picture moves ;D

[Boggieman667]

I have the weirdest boner....

[grabthebagnow]

Ultrathing has trolled on at least 10 other touhou vid

[devilman1996]

me:hey patchy can i borrow that book??

patchouli:ok

marisa fly through:YOINK!

me:HEY GIVE ME BACk THAT BOOK >:(

[GeneticCarrot]

Stolen from Voile Library

[Blackbutlertanaka]

welll anyway, (stares at ultrathing) this isss sssssssssooooooooooo epic ill go insane if i cant get it on my ipod. @-)

[Dualwieldingroxas]

@Ultrathing mcroll stole all shit from touhou. lol, get your facts straight

[vergiliscoming]

@Dualwieldingroxas nah, that troll just go around any touhou videos and trolling like a retard, just forget him.

[Dualwieldingroxas]

@vergiliscoming lolz, ok xD

[orbLantern]

@Ultrathing -lol-

[vergiliscoming]

@Ultrathing uploading touhou related things and trolling touhou video the same time, what is your point :| ?

[ItsTheRandomFactor]

i am the uber fail...

EASY MODE

~Still can't beat her~

[CirnoLikesMath]

@ItsTheRandomFactor I beat her on the 3rd try... Sakuya's pretty easy (2nd try) But It didn't let me get to Remelia even when I beat her.. (too many continues)

[Orghtang]

@CirnoLikesMath yea thats what you get for playing easy

[CirnoLikesMath]

@Orghtang Yeah Danmaku isn't really my biggest strength...

[Orghtang]

@CirnoLikesMath well i have to admit, mine either but since it was a really nice game, i finished off remilia at ... 25th try overall. Never got to flandre however .. id need theese slowing hacks that theese uber skilled people have

[CirnoLikesMath]

@Orghtang I think I'll try to beat it over the weekend ^_^

[Zir3ne]

@ItsTheRandomFactor Use that stage practice! You've got the skill (although I don't know you)

[rndmpkmn]

like touhou music on facebook:)

[EpicFunkey]

Patchouli: "Snipin's a good job, mate. It's challengin' work, outta doors, I guarantee you won't go angry- cause at the end of the day, long as there's two people left on the planet, someone's gonna want someone dead."

[akamaru3]

seriously all patchy wants to do is read in peace and then reimu comes in and beats the shit of of her

[Celacool]

@akamaru3 Reimu/Marisa

[vergiliscoming]

Base on the pic of the video:

Marisa: hey Patchy

Patchy: what?

Marisa: about the book i borrow you last week...

Patchy: you lost it?

Marisa: no, Alice took it *facebooked by Patchy*

[CrimsonDragon298]

@vergiliscoming *Aya shows up*

Aya: Facebook. You're doing it right.

[JadeEmbodient]

looks like shes flipping you off in the shadow of her hand lol

[ExzcellionGamma]

Heh, Patchouli...

If she likes sweets and goes barrel-rolling, she'd turn into Victorique.

If she STILL likes sweets but her library is inside her, she's now Dalian.

[Ritsuioko23]

Patchouli is a good character but her theme is kind of lacking in the cool department... :/

[VocaloidUTAUFan45]

Now I need Iron because I can't sing long sentences.

[ExzcellionGamma]

Dalian from Dantalian no Shoka.

Well Patchy, you've GOT COMPANY...

[belly8900]

@ExzcellionGamma Ooh, no, you DIDN'T!

[ExzcellionGamma]

@belly8900 you knew, right?

[1564saqw]

@KATT718 Oh my god, you're right! She does!

[BluefootTheWarrior]

i hear i little bit of cirno's theme, tomboyish daughter in that.

[KATT718]

Don't care what people say

She looks like Gakupo

Nuff said...

[SuppaErinchan]

@KATT718 A girly Gakupo... I see what you mean.

[TheSpriternumbertwo]

@KATT718 Hah, now that you think of it, she does...

[BakaofLulz]

this is such an emotional song, i cried when i first heard it...

[DrLachrymose]

Patchouli is so awesome.

[Xaom88]

Patchy is smart and sexy a rare combination :)

[WorldWalker128]

Librarians: you never know when one of them has read the Gamer's strategy book and knows your EVERY weakness.

[firefish821]

@WorldWalker128  lol

[Matrilwood]

Why do I always feel dirty when I type in the name of this song?

[ferancisco]

@Matrilwood +1 I feel weird but this song and patchouli are awesome in my opinion :3

[ExzcellionGamma]

@Matrilwood Lock Girl ~ Girl's ""Secret Room"".

Enough said.

[xRaalx]

@Matrilwood cus you have a dirty mind.

[CrescentGames]

@Matrilwood don't worry you're not the only one thinking what you're thinking.

[MissRedRoseLove]

@Matrilwood and your comment has 69 likes..

[TheRetardedVocaloids]

I salute patchy as i have asthma myself :3

[Wilhiemthe2nd]

@TheRetardedVocaloids ASTHMA VICTIMS UNITE!

[GardevoirGirl]

I remember when I didn't know that Touhou was a shooter game as it was and I spent days at a time browsing this account and all of the music.

The pictures gave me the idea of this being, not an anime, but an RPG game (like Baten Kaitos) with a fantastic storyline and the music gave you an idea of what that character is like. I loved that feeling, but I wasn't at all disappointed when I saw the real Touhou!

The music is probably one of the best things! <3 I'm so glad I found Touhou through it.

[glitchman161]

@GardevoirGirl Actually, Touhou as an RPG isn't such a bad idea.

[ArmezhiaTakashi]

@GardevoirGirl

If I had the tools (sprites, areas, model-making, any technical know-how at all..And permission, of course..) Then I could probably make it into something like that. I am already doing as such with my own creations, and I've played games from old to new. I'm a horrible composer, but I'm a visionary, a creator.

So... yeah.

...One more dream to work on.

[jigglykirby]

Oh, Patchy. You're so cute, and yet you royally kick my ass every time I play Touhou 6. WHY?!

[zackattack50ful]

@jigglykirby because librarians are omnipowerfull?? (yes i had to put the omni there ...... WHAT)

[slipmad]

it sounds so Sega Genisisy

[SoulOfRandomness]

@Antsaboy94

(Marisa) Leave, find a stronger Hakkero, prepare Sakuya's funeral, come back. BOOSH.

[bananaman40]

favorite character, favorite fight. royal flare ftw

[Dornatum]

I wonder if Marisa actually learned her Master Spark from one of Patchy's books.

[k3v1nh]

@Dornatum Nope, she copied (Read: Stole) it from Yuka Kazami

[ExzcellionGamma]

Patchouli...

The pioneer of Hikikomori.. .since 2002.

[yunakey3]

Just dont tell Pathcouli that you come to stop Remilia's Mist then Patchouli will let you pass (Reimu).

Dont come steal Book , dont wear Black Witch robe and tell her you're not notrition food and Patchouli will let you pass (Marisa)

[Antsaboy94]

@yunakey3 In Sakuya`s case:

Say that you`re Remilia`s quest and don`t complain about mist, then Sakuya will let you pass. (Reimu)

?????????????????? (Marisa)

[GentlemanAeon777]

@yunakey3 So Im guessing if people didnt do as you said, then Patchouli will go Gandalf on their asses?

Patchouli: *With huge book* THOU SHALT NOT PASS *Slams book on ground, starting Royal Flare*

[coolmani1209]

i need more glimore =3

[sjl057]

lolol whatever

[sjl057]

what next WOOOOOOOOTTTTTT!!! OH MY GOD I FOUND A PHANPY!

[PokeNaruBleach]

@sjl057 Yo. Stop polluting the comments section with your filth.

[sjl057]

SHOOOOOOOOOOOT!

[sjl057]

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[Skittythepokemon]

PATCHY-SAMA! *Tackles* =3

[SakuraAmy1293]

This suits patch all the way.... :)

[JadeEmbodient]

no matter what mode im on i always die on patchouli >.<

[GOLDENASSHARRY]

@AmeKurou i know what you mean. its like with abridged stuff. People comment whine on say its the whole series and wonder... why the hell are they on episode 10?

[AmeKurou]

Some things amaze me... Why should this video have any dislikes at all? This is the kind of video that you search, knowingly of the theme to listen to it. You pretty much have to know Touhou to look this up specifically... So why? If you don't like it, don't look it up..

[AmeKurou]

:3 I guess I'll repost this:

I kinda feel bad for patchouli. Who's on the bad side when you randomly shoot down the maiden, bust into some girl's library, shoot all the books down and break them. Then you randomly attack the girl with anemia and asthma that was minding her own business reading her books? So then after making her cry, you leave without a word. Poor Patchouli

[GentlemanAeon777]

@AmeKurou I stated part of that in my Stage 4 EoSD vid.

"I feel horrible. Im fighting a anemic, athsmatic, Vitamin A deficient magician. D':"

[jonker21]

@AmeKurou She's living in a world full of jerks. No wonder...

[solidsnakefovever]

@AmeKurou what is anemia?

[TimeLegacy]

@solidsnakefovever Yo Snake, anemia is like a medical condition in which the capacity of the blood to transport oxygen to the tissues is reduced, either because of too few red blood cells, or because of too little hemoglobin, resulting in pallor and fatigue. In other words, it's when your blood cells fail to carry enough oxygen due to not having enough iron.

Sounds complicated, but your IQ of 180 should be able to comprehend this information well.

[solidsnakefovever]

@TimeLegacy is this some type of new age trolling? What do you mean My IQ of 180

[TimeLegacy]

@solidsnakefovever Trolling? My previous comment's first paragraph was pure factual information. You asked for a definition of anemia, so I gave you what you were seeking for. The 180 IQ was a slight reference to MGS.

[solidsnakefovever]

@TimeLegacy Yes I thank you for the factual refrence but I don't get the refrence

[RedMageWolfe]

@TimeLegacy Well, I enjoyed the MGS reference at least. That's something right? :3

[KelvinDC]

@solidsnakefovever when u don't eat right or don't expose to sunlight you feel very weak

[AmeKurou]

@solidsnakefovever do you really not know..?

[AmeKurou]

@solidsnakefovever I would hope so, very much so.

[JadeEmbodient]

i dont like the remixes of this theme (no offence to the pple who make them) i think the original is the best

[AmeKurou]

@JadeEmbodient I don't too much either, but there's a really good piano remix on here somewhere that takes time to find. It's like a series of remixes that are numbered 1-5, and it's in there somewhere...

[MitoMito0]

argh , WHY THE FUCK TWILIGHT IS DOING WITH MY PACHY?!

[SoulOfRandomness]

@MHLifeful There is. Type in "repeat" before .com

[luisserafin88]

From Touhou 6 to 10 i keep losing all my lives at stage 4 for some damn reason

and forgot that 4 means death in japan. Anyway this theme is the most memorable because i fought her a million times.

[Orghtang]

@luisserafin88 lol .. indeed :)

[MHLifeful]

@Ciferz Automatic replay?

[MHLifeful]

Youtube seriously needs to make a replay button :/

[Ciferz]

@MHLifeful Are you stupid? There is a big fat replay button right when a video ends... it's a circular arrow.

[REDteamdemoman]

Be polite. Be efficient. Have a plan to kill everyone you meet.

[REDteamdemoman]

Gotcha, ya pot-bellied lardass!"

[EpicNinja42]

I'm trying out Cosmic Panda... instantly searched for "Patchouli". WIN.

[tkturner1]

DAMNIT this was hardest boss for me in the game....i lost a few lives on her.and i lost my last life in the next stage.=<

[bobaneko]

you know when i see patchouli and then i see old reimu i keep saying that patchouli is her.. cause dont you have a feeling there is a big back story on that char.. my lil theory is that patchouli is probaly the old reimu in away ...

[SilentStalkerX]

CRAP I've forgotten how good this song(or ZUN music in general) is. ZUN's stage 4 boss themes are usually some of the most dangerously awesome tunes in their games. This song, Phantom Ensemble, Maiden Capriccion/ Love-Coloured Master Spark, Mysterious Mountain, Satori Maiden, Captain Murasa

[SoulOfRandomness]

personality*

[SoulOfRandomness]

@CherrinaPixieCake: Probably because Patchouli doesn't move often, still prey is no fun for Flandre's taunting personalitly

[ExzcellionGamma]

Koumakyou: EoSD??

Touhou Koumukyu: The Embodiment of the Purple Hikikomori...

Wow Patchy... :D

[TheSonicblur]

I wonder how patchouli stay alive with flandre

[CherrinaPixieCake]

@TheSonicblur Simple.. Flandre doesn't hit Patchouli o.wo

[Kadd69]

i dont know about you guys but the starting 20 sec of the video reminds me of a stage bgm in last blade/last blade 2

[hivslilbabe]

MUKYU IS THE BEST TOEHOE

[belly8900]

@hivslilbabe Toehoe..... LOL

[Elenkeon]

Oh man, my favorite boss to fight. :)

[TheGuitarmadness1]

For those who did not know Patchouli is not only the name of an asthmatic wizard in a mansion full of vampires its also a plant used in many soaps and perfumes...Who knew?

[DigitalYoshii]

It's with this music that I begun to play Touhou. Thanks Patchouli ! You're my favorite character, anyway <3

[KomejiSatori1]

I'm on Patchy's side.

[KomejiSatori1]

Alice dislikes Patchy 11 times.



[DeniedGrox]

LOL AT DESCRIPTION

A song from the game Embodiment of Scarlet Devi... (more)

Added: March 27, 2008

A song from the game Embodiment of Scarlet Devil, with a picture of the asthmatic librarian Patchouli Knowledge. Enjoy!

[vergiliscoming]

@DeniedGrox lol, that's why she can't run, except for being chasing by Sakuya...

[dEndiProductions]

Mah boi

[Hippiemoose911]

@dEndiProductions This peace is what all true warriors strive for!

[TheMidgetM]

Much as I prefer Alice, I really do love Patchy's theme~ It's so mystical and calming.

[TaikoDrumroll]

@siverfanweedo ... -_-

[EpicFunkey]

Patchouli Knowledge has dominated Aya Shameimaru! "Gotcha, you spastic little gremlin!"

Patchouli Knowledge has dominated Reimu Hakurei! "Dominated, you ploddin' potatohead!"

Patchouli Knowledge has dominated Fujiwara no Mokou! "You really are a creepy, mute little bugger, ain't ya?"

[siverfanweedo]

ok then some one point out the fact she is flipen us off

NOW

i roleplay as marias

and yeah

[r3di0n]

Hilariously enough, that shadow of hers is actually flipping us off.

[NightxofxDarkrai]

@r3di0n I didn't see that until you pointed it out XD

[Squawkers23]

Patchouli is where I got my first game over.

Yeah... I'm not very good at bullet hell games.

[piplupwaitwa]

Marisa: Patchy! can I have a book?

Patcholi: No.

Marisa: *makes 11 accounts* HAH! GIMMIE ONE NOW!

[GentlemanAeon777]

@piplupwaitwa Patchouli:...Fine. Marisa: HA! *several weeks later* Remilia: Patchy, I've noticed that Marisa hasnt come for a few weeks. Why is that? Patchouli: I gave her a book that we needed to get rid of. Remy: Twilight? Patchy: Yes. But my question is, why is it here in the first place? Meiling: Hey guys, have you seen my Twilight book? Remy and Patchy:... *Both hide underneath a table* PADS Sakuya: *knifes everything* OMFG Meiling, STFU.

[GentlemanAeon777]

@piplupwaitwa

Patchy: You really think that disliking this video 11 times will make me give you a book, thats the dumbes-

*Noticed the book in her hand is gone*

MARISA!

Marisa: TEEHEE~

[ReimuHakureiShrine]

@piplupwaitwa Patchouli:Still no

Marisa:*makes one more account*HAHA

[Dark1942]

@piplupwaitwa I know the comment has a month ago, but whatever! man i can totally see Marisa doing that!

[frostare]

@piplupwaitwa Marisa: Patchy! can I have a book?

Patchouli: No

*Thus Megamari and several Touhou doujin were born*

[piplupwaitwa]

@piplupwaitwa Patchouli: Still No.

Marisa: OH YEAH! *makes another account* HAH!

Patchouli: Stop Marisa. This is getting old. I said no.

Marisa: Aww.... your no fun...

[jingjong12]

Patchouli's ability is the power to control magic mainly all elemental magic. With that power, I think she can summon Captain Planet herself.

[kerokeronineball]

Oh that's strange my deodorant has patchouli in it lol

[danesp101]

@kerokeronineball Patchouli is a flower did you know that?

[kerokeronineball]

@danesp101 is it the same in japanese? i cant be sure; i dont know all the names for flowers

[danesp101]

@kerokeronineball I think because my grandma has a book about flowers and I saw a purple one called patchouli.

[kerokeronineball]

@danesp101 k...ill have to google it ;] thanks for the info

[vergiliscoming]

next time, when you fight with Patchouli, bring along a Twillight book, she will lose (be unconcious) instantly when you told her to read it.

[Operative13]

@vergiliscoming

...Let alone be near it

[ReimuHakureiShrine]

@vergiliscoming Twilight sucks ass bro

[ExzcellionGamma]

@ReimuHakureiShrine Don't troll twilight (with small t emphasis of t-wilight)... they are a way down so it's unnecessary to troll at them =3

[ReimuHakureiShrine]

@ExzcellionGamma It still sucks :3

[ExzcellionGamma]

@ReimuHakureiShrine Yeah. THAT'S A GIVEN.

[ReimuHakureiShrine]

@ExzcellionGamma INDEED

[belly8900]

@ExzcellionGamma i love you. <3

[ExzcellionGamma]

@belly8900 Thank you. :D

[sketcheddreams]

@vergiliscoming Then Remilia finds that book and goes berserk and vows to destroy the person who written such garbage about vampires.

[belly8900]

@vergiliscoming thanks for the pointers! my bro and i appreciate! now he can beat patchouli!

[teath123]

@vergiliscoming

..That's some good english right there, you totally sure told those Twilight fans.

[Drako377]

@vergiliscoming that or she'll turn around and fireball your ass, whack you in the head with a book, and tell Sakuya to throw you out. O.o

[sjl057]

@vergiliscoming SMB3 DEATH MUSIC FTW!!!!

[toonrichard]

@sjl057 you are posting to frequently -_-

[Thrillzerker]

@vergiliscoming Dammit vergilis! now Marisa know how to steal Patchy books!

[rambo171993]

@Thrillzerker Well, she already knew, she cpies patchy spells in IN

[MrTervehattara]

@vergiliscoming speaking of books she actually has a copy of wikipedia in her shelves :D

[colonel24567]

@vergiliscoming with a mind as sharp as hers she'll actually make it logically and make sense.

[ScreamingValshe]

Patchouli's theme is one of those themes that isnt trying to keep you pumped, but the song is filled to the brim with straight dread that lets you know you're fucking dead.

[Eenelover238]

oh god, not this boss

[DarkDeath1994]

Her face doesn't look very happy to see you.

In the shadow, the fingers express the anger.

[yevonator88]

Um, you're using fire attacks in your library? You may be book smart, but have a little common sense will you?

[chelseafcrocks82]

@yevonator88 FINALLY! Someone else noticed that! Why the hell IS she using fire in her library?!

[alyukr]

@chelseafcrocks82 I'm sure she already knows the contents of all books so she doesn't care 'cause it's not her library after all =D

[chelseafcrocks82]

@alyukr Hmm...Good point.

And why can't I get this song out of my head?

[alyukr]

@chelseafcrocks82 Same here. I guess it's contagious as well as several dozens of other songs :)

[chelseafcrocks82]

@alyukr Many of which, for me, are PC-98 songs =D

[alyukr]

@chelseafcrocks82 I've found some of PC-98 songs just out of curiosity. So nostalgic. I have a feeling I've already heard some of them somewhere many years ago. Maybe you'll like the remix I accidentally stumbled upon: watch?v=tmjvurKu8Vc&fmt=18 :)

[chelseafcrocks82]

@alyukr Thank you for the remix, it's awesome! I'm sad though, because there aren't any good remixes of Romantic Children, (which is one of my favourite pieces of MS music)