America rules what? McDonnalds? What we didnt steal your language.... you use ours... actually Gods probably bigger than Jesus.... England don't want to.....
How dumb is this, the only true Americans are native indians ( full respect to them), everything came out of Britain Television, radio, telephone the industrial revolution, motor vehicles, jet engines to name but a few, your insulting the Motherland, the inventor of the modern world, you should be made to worship every morning on the altar of Great Britain on yer fat yank Ass
this is obviously a troll video, when he talks about england 'walking into our land, telling us what kinda government to have'... thats exactly what america AND england are doing in the middle east right now. However if any american actually believes this stuff they're retarded.
THEN WHY DON'T YOU "RIGHT ON", "LIBERAL" LOVERS OF HUMAN RIGHTS.....
...hold your government to account for its denial of decency, democracy and human rights to NON-US members of the HUMAN RACE?
WHY DON'T YOU.... ...hold your government to account for its sponsorship of ZIONIST TERRORISM and the death of HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS OF CIVILIANS in Palestine, the land ZIONIST ISRAEL covets?
this bloke has to be the fucking biggest reatrd ever, Stealing our language, walked into your land we took you there knob ed, the indian people are the original people. if this bloke represents USA then what a sorry state you are all in !!!
TOSS MY SALAD, you low life, Zionist propaganda fed, non-democracy!
Go on America, demand MORE privilege, while you steal and hijack the resources of the planet, denying others the human rights you pretended to covet (until Guantanamo) !!!
Deny them democracy and decency, simply for the convenience of more cheap oil and ever faster scummy burgers.
GO ON AMERICA, STICK ANOTHER OILY, BLOOD SOAKED BURGER IN YOUR MOUTH!
And save one for your terrorist partners in crime, ZIONIST ISRAEL!
i am British and i know not all of us are like that so you can take your fat american dildo's and shove them up each others asses until your arses bleed while you touch each other up because i have seen you before and i swear to god the next time i see you be prepared cause your dead meat. I know some people and i will kill you two arse licking, ball sucking ugly trolls oh yeah by the way england is awesome so you cry your fat american asses back to your mum aw are you scared well you better be
Stealing America's Language? Why is it called the English then you retard! this why i think hate America! Kick your ass in a fight anyway! your all too fat and dumb!
Ahem.....what I mean to say is it put me in my place......damned imperialist that I am.
P.S. Oh and Sorry that we stole your langauge - its either that or we learn to speak French (and us British are rubbish at learning other languages - but because everyone already speaks American its not such an issue)
P.P.S Really Really Really...Really Sorry about Simon Cowell and the whole X Factor thing
@thatguywiththeegg I love it when people use "limey" as an insult. You realise where that nickname came from? From the Brits' initiative to clean up their scurvy with limes. It could have been "lemony".
why the fuck is everyone being so fucking hostile over an opinion, are u lot that fuckin sad that u get your jolies out of this kind of shit, fucking go out do something god... P.S. SPAIN WIN WIN WIN
not just the UK queen is GERMAN <---------but also the FIRST ENGLISH called angles and saxons who founded ENGLAND were from NORTH GERMANY ASWELL that makes the english=GERMANS !!!!!!!whatever .....USA OWNED ENGLAND IN FOOTBALL 1-1 so did GERMANY with these C****4-1 in south africa hahahahahahahahahahahhaha and UK IS made up by 4 countries not only ENGLAND but also scotland and wales and north ireland !without these 3 countries england would eat shit in WAR hahahahahahhahahahahahahahha
u cant win a war with out the british ppl we still own u why do u think u cant have a king or queen and what do u mean nothing good came out of brition we gave u the train the jet engine the internal conbustian engine and stuff like that so do u your fucking history mate and sort your fucking live out
Ha ha took your laguage, please this guy is more stupid than.... well no body because all americans are dumb fuckers soo suck my british balls american patriot twat !
Look at all these offended English taking this seriously lol wow.
USA: WOAH!!!! wtf is that on your shoulder?!!! ... IT GIGAaaAAAnnNNTIC!...D:
England: Oh this? ...it's just my sensitive ego towards America...
USA: Oh.. ...w....well then.... um... Good luck with that my "supposed" ally! We'll be at the other end of the pond living care-free lives while you struggle amongst your emotions and stature.
@whyeff21 Dude the sort of people that watched this just don't seem to understand satire. I'm English. It's not because they're English, it's because they're dumb asses.
he said that wat u kill us in ur awsome wars and many civilians u kill for oil u drag the world into ur "awsome wars" and we try to escapebut no u will through a hissy fit (tamtrum for yanks)
How the hell did we steal your language?!? It's called ENGLISH, as in it came from England, we were speaking it long before you were even a country!! Also, you accuse us of stealing your resources, aren't you doing exactly the same thing in the middle east and technically you have stolen the land on which your are currently living from those 'thieving Indians'.
@philsearle123 english originated in GERMANY see anglo saxon/saxonic/angles history -england SUCKS in everything be it war or football or whatever hahahahhahaha
I'm BRITISH from BIRMINGHAM and this made me cry with laughter. How can you not get this is a sarcastic, ironic comedy sketch. "Freedom bag water" and when he slaps that geezer. fuckin funny...
nothing good? so baseicaly we never invented pretty much everything you kno I.E. police? basic light bulb (yes a guy named swan edison advanced it deal with it) hes just jealous caus our history covers theres pretty much 17 thimes over P.S. we abolished slavery in the 1700s and slaves became free men when the steped foot on a british ship after 2 years service in the ROYAL navy. oh and btw this video is racist and ensites racial hatred to british people. be a patron but dont be a cunt!!!
@Slugginz So what most of modern day American ancestry can be traced back to Britain and the rest of europe, we left there for a reason, you guys wouldn't let us carry desert eagles or AK 47's so we came to form America and passed the constitution saying we can
@02dartda Are you joking? There's not much american history and you can't even get it right. It was the Church of England that made most leave. The two extremes, Catholics and Puritans didn't like that. The right to bear arms in the constitution has been blown out of the water these days. It meant "right to a militia or military". Of course back then it was just men with guns in the cupboard, but now you have an army you don't need that.
WE STOLE YOUR WHAT?!, YOUR LANGUAGE?! its called english for a reason it comes from ENGLAND, secondly yes we did invade your and steal your recourses like any other colonising country in the world, but arent you doing something very similar to that right now in the middle east, the so called indians were there long before us thieving basterds and then you thieving bastards and to be honest all you white americans owe your poxy existance to us. you bloody warmongering bastards/ not all of you tho
@02dartda OK well if you do name me 10 significant characteristics of your so called language which differentiate it from the ENGLISH language. im sure thats not to dificult for a proud american like yourself...
@OPT996 sorry to disturb but ENGLISH LANGUAGE(OLD ENGLISH)came from GERMANY called ANGLO SAXON <--------its proved that the english were invaders to britain so F*** OFF ISLE APE
@CJCityAndreas true true, but in the end of the day none of you have managed to answer my question and im SPANISH u fucking dickhead i live in britain but im not british but this is my point...
@OPT996 SPAIN SUCKS AND BRITAIN SUCKS TOO and you speak a language created by germanic tribes from germany/denmark called ENGLISH hahahahahahahha you island C***ts
@CJCityAndreas aaahhh save it, no point in disputing with a narrow minded simpleton, while we were writing filosofy you were still swinging on trees...
@OPT996 shut up you mixed inbred -the language you speak didnt even come from your country thats the biggest joke but whatever you people stink and live on an ISLAND hahahahahahhahahahaha
@CJCityAndreas ARE YOU FUCKING STUPID YOU IGNORANT PIECE OF SHIT DO U UNDERSTAND YOUR SPEAKING THE SAME FUCKING LANGUAGE YOUR THE MOST HIPOCRITICAL PERSON IVE EVER SEEN. and i speak FOUR languages and i bet youve never even been 100 miles away from your poxy country, I BET IVE BEEN MORE PLACES THAN YOU, AND IM 15!!!
@OPT996 I like you. Four languages. I like that. Anyone from Europe is most likely to be more well travelled than the average American. Ownership of passports is higher in Europe.
@OPT996 you are 15 and an ISLAND APE hahahahahhahahahahha fuck off you island ape your nation is an island cuz you island apes SMELL and british always need the HELP of the USA in all warrrrrrrrr cuz british stupids cannot fight alone on their own feet hahahahahhahahahhhahahahahahahahahha
@CJCityAndreas Mixed and inbred? Makes scientifically little sense. If one is mixed then one would suspect the gene pool is expanded. Our language as spoken today evolved from old languages and many other ones which are modern, true. But it was formulated on the island. Many people invaded and gave us bits of our language. We are in fact very similar to Japan. Technically all land masses are islands.
@jeneshisugakuto the anglo saxon who founded ENGLAND gave english language to britain therefore you freckles spoke CELT languages hahahahahha you SLAVBESSSSSSSSSSSS i hate gingers.................dye your hair please i hate red hair you celtic apes stink dumb british -you stole the language of the white man !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@CJCityAndreas And Americans inherited our language which makes them even more fake. Did you know the french language as it stands today called français is new. Before that it was all just dialects or separate languages (Breton, Occitan...etc) Français didn't exist. What is your ethinicity. Its safe to say you are a Mongrel as much as I unless you are from say the Furi tribe or something.
@jeneshisugakuto stop crying when we all came from africa we didnt even have any language you island inbred so shut the f*** up and enjoy that the language you SPEAK NOW originated in GERMANY /DENMARK called ANGLO SAXON which makes even the smelly british nation WITHOUT AN OWN LANGUAGE hahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahaahhahahahahahahahahahha
did you know america was created by the english so you should thank england for you apprently best place in the world usa for all the things you have im english and proud to be we have queen you dont we have better tv you dont we have fab accents you dont so shut the fuck up beyatch
@taisieplums Yeah and your queens German, and we have 24, tell me a tv show thats better than 24 made in England? oh wait there is none because you guys only spend like $2 an episode making a show
"The US would be nothing today if it weren't for the UK" God Brits are stupid. The world cannot survive without the United States. The world relies on us, so jokes on you GB...
do you have a queen no and your fab apprently country was created by the british so thank england for your great country and we help you alot we help your fucking battles your money we help alot for ur usa alot of americans cam from england did you know 90% of america has people who were from england so shut your fucking ass up before i come over to ur house and kick ur ass bitch
@taisieplums the joke about england is they are NOTHING without scotland or wales or ireland SEE RAF ARMY all commandars were scottish hahahahahahahahahha shit england SUCKS AS ALWAYS :D
you know this was all just intended as a massive piss-take? So stop having political (if you can call it that) debates on youtube! Don't argue with trolls - it means they win! This video is really funny to me, and i'm british you muppets!
Nice Job Your Last Name is ENGlish And ENGlish came from ENGland Nice Job insulting your self i would say suck your tea bag but as in your language suck my freedom bag water......:D
I'm English and I found this hilarious. Who cares what certain people call their food/cars/possessions or any other factors for that matter, because when I look at a globe, I don't see any barriers, do you? We all bleed red and we probably all have family history we're slightly ashamed of. The world has benefitted from both counties, and both have come a long way, but are we not going backwards if we cannot learn we're all the same? Get a grip people, it's the 21st century for goodness sake.
This American Arrogance is the reason why they are going downbank. No country can rule forever, thats history for you. In fact Europe rules US in terms of Economy. Best Engineers, Car manufactures (Aston Martin or Chevrolet lmao). US=Quantity, Europe=Quality...fact! A word to all Americans who behave like this....just behave and live your life because one day you will die and know one will give a crap that your dead except your mum lol.
OMG U JUST OFFENDED HARRY POTTER NOW I CANT FORGIVE YOU!!! Oh and last time I checked America took our langue not the other way round. Americans speak English we don't speak American
pretty ironic his name is jack english, and when he says england walked into our land consumed our resources and told us what kind of government to have, what kind of country does that?? ummm the U.S just look at the situation in afghanistan, pakistan and iran THEY do it all the fucking time this man is cock juggling thunder cunt who doesnt know what hes saying!!!
to anyone who says "our awsome wars " you stupid fucking americans how bout you fght your own wars and stop ringing us to help next time i swear to god were gonna let it ring through to our voice mail !!!!!!!!
@lukeseers22 UH I'm pretty sure your country BEGS us for help. You do realize that in WWII, we loaned your country billions of dollars which you still haven't paid off. We supplied everything from ass wipes to tanks. Maybe it is YOU who should fight your own wars. And before calling Americans stupid, you might want to brush up on your grammar and spelling...js.
Bad as us so suck my American dick and there's no queer british shame in my blood line.. Fuck both of our countries and yours the most to bad where all living in america so lick my fuckin tasty happymeal You can't have any pudding if you don't beat your meat
We all bleed the same dumb fucks, fuck all countries there all going to shit as we speak and fuck you British hip hip cheerio what the fuck is a bloody wanka fuckin pussy faggots your country sucks who gives a fuck about you Elton John red coat fags i'am white and and live in the u.s.a and you dumb fucks think your smarter and proper get out of the medieval times with your queen more like drag queen prince..... Yeah fuck our president to obama is a robot nigger ... You fucks are just as bad as
I know this video is a joke, but for fuck sake Britain and England are not interchangeable!
strix288 1 hour ago
I'm English and you can see this video is just meant as a joke, I found it entertaining infact. Just Youtube is full very very VERY gullible people.
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0:01 She looks like a fucking witch!
JoelBrucesSocks 6 hours ago
0.01 She looks like a fucking witch!
JoelBrucesSocks 7 hours ago
The funny thing is he is called 'Jack English' And the title is: 'America Rules-England Sucks' IDIOTS!!!
JoelBrucesSocks 7 hours ago
i hope is old man balls get cut off with a chain saw
will we sit and eat our scones
sally12com 8 hours ago
America rules what? McDonnalds? What we didnt steal your language.... you use ours... actually Gods probably bigger than Jesus.... England don't want to.....
MissEnglishDiva 9 hours ago
This is satire...
Babs44sun 11 hours ago
How dumb is this, the only true Americans are native indians ( full respect to them), everything came out of Britain Television, radio, telephone the industrial revolution, motor vehicles, jet engines to name but a few, your insulting the Motherland, the inventor of the modern world, you should be made to worship every morning on the altar of Great Britain on yer fat yank Ass
TheMacmurdo 14 hours ago 3
this is obviously a troll video, when he talks about england 'walking into our land, telling us what kinda government to have'... thats exactly what america AND england are doing in the middle east right now. However if any american actually believes this stuff they're retarded.
tops818 14 hours ago
LOL Dam America u Scary
Ashsubzero 15 hours ago
OH? It's a joke?
THEN WHY DON'T YOU "RIGHT ON", "LIBERAL" LOVERS OF HUMAN RIGHTS.....
...hold your government to account for its denial of decency, democracy and human rights to NON-US members of the HUMAN RACE?
WHY DON'T YOU.... ...hold your government to account for its sponsorship of ZIONIST TERRORISM and the death of HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS OF CIVILIANS in Palestine, the land ZIONIST ISRAEL covets?
Proof?
Just click my screen name.
Start doing your "liberal" duty NOW !!!!
BlackRoof 16 hours ago
ofc it's a joke .... now jog on Grandad or we'll burn down the Whitehouse, again !
MrElembee 18 hours ago
Either this guy is joking, or he is thicker than the Earth's crust.
TheCGIMaster 1 day ago
And this is exactly why everyone outside of America, HATES America!
annagilda1 1 day ago
this bloke has to be the fucking biggest reatrd ever, Stealing our language, walked into your land we took you there knob ed, the indian people are the original people. if this bloke represents USA then what a sorry state you are all in !!!
kingo63 1 day ago
this must be a joke. if not then he's a retard
mastercross1 1 day ago
nothing good came out of england...EXEPT THE FUCKING LANGUAGE
camor99 1 day ago
LMAO THE COMMENTS ON THIS VIDEO. Can you people seriously not tell this is a parody/troll?
I'm English but honestly, this American guy trolled you guys hard.
0cj 1 day ago
TOSS MY SALAD, you low life, Zionist propaganda fed, non-democracy!
Go on America, demand MORE privilege, while you steal and hijack the resources of the planet, denying others the human rights you pretended to covet (until Guantanamo) !!!
Deny them democracy and decency, simply for the convenience of more cheap oil and ever faster scummy burgers.
GO ON AMERICA, STICK ANOTHER OILY, BLOOD SOAKED BURGER IN YOUR MOUTH!
And save one for your terrorist partners in crime, ZIONIST ISRAEL!
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i am British and i know not all of us are like that so you can take your fat american dildo's and shove them up each others asses until your arses bleed while you touch each other up because i have seen you before and i swear to god the next time i see you be prepared cause your dead meat. I know some people and i will kill you two arse licking, ball sucking ugly trolls oh yeah by the way england is awesome so you cry your fat american asses back to your mum aw are you scared well you better be
MultiCoolio123456 1 day ago
unless ur a native american shut the fuck up...
kylebarclay24 2 days ago
America was created by freemasons and is Israels bitch
Nefus1988 2 days ago
moma theirs no fried chicken left
poomancherry 2 days ago
the indpendince war is england vs england we found it for like 60 years go back to penis shrinking u fat cunt
poomancherry 2 days ago
fuck usa go england!
Mattis659 2 days ago
AHAHAHAHAHA you are English you sad fuck, we didn't take YOUR resources, you didn't EXIST
TheRPDizzle 2 days ago
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@jeneshisugakuto ,i agree with you there but i was being sarcastic towards him .
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dapper486 2 days ago
Stealing America's Language? Why is it called the English then you retard! this why i think hate America! Kick your ass in a fight anyway! your all too fat and dumb!
AngryLittleVoice 2 days ago 6
@AngryLittleVoice OMG YOU'RE SO SMART!
this is a joke you idiot.
freepeoplecrave 3 hours ago
You're all British in the end...
tateoulton 2 days ago
Thats Brilliant!
Ahem.....what I mean to say is it put me in my place......damned imperialist that I am.
P.S. Oh and Sorry that we stole your langauge - its either that or we learn to speak French (and us British are rubbish at learning other languages - but because everyone already speaks American its not such an issue)
P.P.S Really Really Really...Really Sorry about Simon Cowell and the whole X Factor thing
cryhavoc999 2 days ago
The fact they are white American means their family probably originate from Britain
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No, England is the Best Country in the World, Americans! U stole our Language 2 Eng-lish
VideosTypical 2 days ago
u wanker!!!
StudioSheds 3 days ago
Love it. What did you order? A scone slap lol.
OneVoice1976 3 days ago
he said nothing good came out britain , well he's right there because thats where his ancestors probably came from .
dapper486 3 days ago 12
@dapper486 Britain includes Scotland. The Scots are really prominent inventors.
jeneshisugakuto 2 days ago
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"Nothing good has ever come out of England..."
Does that include the American people and the language they speak?
SeriousGamer2009 3 days ago
im english and this vid is soooo funnny tbh i dont care who gets the piss taken out of them this is just good humour
TheBrownbear89 4 days ago
Fuck those limey shits
thatguywiththeegg 4 days ago
@thatguywiththeegg I love it when people use "limey" as an insult. You realise where that nickname came from? From the Brits' initiative to clean up their scurvy with limes. It could have been "lemony".
jeneshisugakuto 2 days ago
jack english lol
MrHPsauce01 4 days ago
Guys, relax. Im English and I find this hilarious. The video was made as a mockery of American patriotism.
lordnomalot 4 days ago
Wtf
ben67727 4 days ago
Ever watched how Britain rocked America?
TheNewMediafy 4 days ago
wait a minute, it just occurred to me, why am i spending my time entertaining a fucking knob head, im bored of you lot...
OPT996 4 days ago
@02dartda Chill, there's no need for that sort of language!!
philsearle123 4 days ago
@philsearle123 What language? you mean the American language?
02dartda 3 days ago
why the fuck is everyone being so fucking hostile over an opinion, are u lot that fuckin sad that u get your jolies out of this kind of shit, fucking go out do something god... P.S. SPAIN WIN WIN WIN
OPT996 5 days ago
not just the UK queen is GERMAN <---------but also the FIRST ENGLISH called angles and saxons who founded ENGLAND were from NORTH GERMANY ASWELL that makes the english=GERMANS !!!!!!!whatever .....USA OWNED ENGLAND IN FOOTBALL 1-1 so did GERMANY with these C****4-1 in south africa hahahahahahahahahahahhaha and UK IS made up by 4 countries not only ENGLAND but also scotland and wales and north ireland !without these 3 countries england would eat shit in WAR hahahahahahhahahahahahahahha
CJCityAndreas 5 days ago
I'm English, and this is one of my favourite videos! xD This is so funny!!
"...and damn it! Noone's better than Jesus! Except maybe... Super Jesus..."
TheUup115 5 days ago
u cant win a war with out the british ppl we still own u why do u think u cant have a king or queen and what do u mean nothing good came out of brition we gave u the train the jet engine the internal conbustian engine and stuff like that so do u your fucking history mate and sort your fucking live out
MrStockerd 5 days ago
im english and i find it quite funny!!!! its obviously a joke, if it was saying the same things but seriously - then i would be annoyed
ThePutipa 5 days ago
Nothing good came out of Britain?? How about the USA... what a bel end
Mixi664 5 days ago
Wow really.... come on guys your supposed to be British can't you tell this is a joke?
cafc543 5 days ago
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@thejaffamansbrother1 Yes you did. 'McDonalds.' ('you're')
ratboy555 5 days ago
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ratboy555 5 days ago
Ha ha took your laguage, please this guy is more stupid than.... well no body because all americans are dumb fuckers soo suck my british balls american patriot twat !
bowenace 5 days ago
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poppleton66 5 days ago
It's funny because the dudes probably of Irish descent...
Robertonatorz 5 days ago
'They knighted Elton John and he's about the biggest homo in the world' Who gives a fuck you fat american cunt.
luckibabbes 5 days ago
1017 people lack a sense of irony...
Flosailor 5 days ago
This is a joke... Jesus settle down people.
gollom2004 5 days ago
Jeez guys, it's kind of like... *satire*
^_^
SAHBfan 5 days ago
"England just walked into our land, consumed our resources and told us what kind of government to have, now what kind of country does that?"
*Cough* Speak for yourself Mr English.
OfficialPureClan 5 days ago
I am just laughing at this!
muddylolster 5 days ago
Look at all these offended English taking this seriously lol wow.
USA: WOAH!!!! wtf is that on your shoulder?!!! ... IT GIGAaaAAAnnNNTIC!...D:
England: Oh this? ...it's just my sensitive ego towards America...
USA: Oh.. ...w....well then.... um... Good luck with that my "supposed" ally! We'll be at the other end of the pond living care-free lives while you struggle amongst your emotions and stature.
whyeff21 6 days ago
@whyeff21 Dude the sort of people that watched this just don't seem to understand satire. I'm English. It's not because they're English, it's because they're dumb asses.
ratboy555 5 days ago
It is quite clear that Jack English knows Jack Shit about the world...
Jeffo193 6 days ago
I enjoy that his last name is 'English'
mariclairewhite 6 days ago
"awsome wars"
he said that wat u kill us in ur awsome wars and many civilians u kill for oil u drag the world into ur "awsome wars" and we try to escapebut no u will through a hissy fit (tamtrum for yanks)
plus we won falklands u lost veitnam
BritHampshire 6 days ago
@BritHampshire Remember the war of independance?
02dartda 5 days ago
How the hell did we steal your language?!? It's called ENGLISH, as in it came from England, we were speaking it long before you were even a country!! Also, you accuse us of stealing your resources, aren't you doing exactly the same thing in the middle east and technically you have stolen the land on which your are currently living from those 'thieving Indians'.
philsearle123 6 days ago
@philsearle123 i agree
peerapat8 6 days ago
@philsearle123 ITS A JOKE MOTHERFUCKER
02dartda 5 days ago
@philsearle123 english originated in GERMANY see anglo saxon/saxonic/angles history -england SUCKS in everything be it war or football or whatever hahahahhahaha
CJCityAndreas 7 hours ago
I'm English. I can get this is a Joke. Lighten up everyone.
archergareth 6 days ago 8
Hahaha I'm from Scotland I get it
C0asterking 6 days ago
lmao this is so funny and im from england
mrhangslow2 6 days ago
lol superjesus
mrmajestikical 6 days ago
I'm BRITISH from BIRMINGHAM and this made me cry with laughter. How can you not get this is a sarcastic, ironic comedy sketch. "Freedom bag water" and when he slaps that geezer. fuckin funny...
cartin1 1 week ago 4
@cartin1 finally someone takes the joke
Angryprometheus 6 days ago
@cartin1 what did u get " a scone" slap i cant stop laughing
TheBrownbear89 4 days ago
nothing good? so baseicaly we never invented pretty much everything you kno I.E. police? basic light bulb (yes a guy named swan edison advanced it deal with it) hes just jealous caus our history covers theres pretty much 17 thimes over P.S. we abolished slavery in the 1700s and slaves became free men when the steped foot on a british ship after 2 years service in the ROYAL navy. oh and btw this video is racist and ensites racial hatred to british people. be a patron but dont be a cunt!!!
therealflyingace 1 week ago
r u fucking mental america the best country in the world yh i highly doubt that yanks for all i care can all die of obesity
larrylurcher 1 week ago
your a wanker a tosser and a twat. you dont put the kettle on!
MrWeeRhys 1 week ago
what do you know,when you were a kid it was probably world war 1
luckvids7 1 week ago
Don't you understand this is a joke?
The guys name is Jack English for fucks sake!
cafc543 1 week ago 2
@cafc543 It can be offensive to most people though, it's why their raging.
VSpyroV 1 week ago
America brags about freedom even though they have none. Britain does have freedom!
Slugginz 1 week ago
@Slugginz nah you guys can't own guns, America fuck yeah!
02dartda 5 days ago
@02dartda Ah! Without us you wouldn't exist to have guns! Equality, Splendid!
Slugginz 4 days ago
@Slugginz So what most of modern day American ancestry can be traced back to Britain and the rest of europe, we left there for a reason, you guys wouldn't let us carry desert eagles or AK 47's so we came to form America and passed the constitution saying we can
02dartda 4 days ago
@02dartda Dude! Calm down. I like Americans It was just a joke. Obviously we're not superior neither are you
Slugginz 4 days ago
@Slugginz LOL dude I know the video is meant to be satirical I'm just responding to those who obviously didn't realize that
02dartda 3 days ago
@02dartda Okay, I'm sorry. I'm an Atheist, I have to be stubborn.
Slugginz 3 days ago
@02dartda Are you joking? There's not much american history and you can't even get it right. It was the Church of England that made most leave. The two extremes, Catholics and Puritans didn't like that. The right to bear arms in the constitution has been blown out of the water these days. It meant "right to a militia or military". Of course back then it was just men with guns in the cupboard, but now you have an army you don't need that.
jeneshisugakuto 2 days ago
Go die of a heart attack or do something with your pathetic life you fat old cunt.
josh14ll 1 week ago
Nicely done, He sure said well, Im totaly in your side no matter what it takes!
nobleteam1231 1 week ago
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prankystarz 1 week ago
WE STOLE YOUR WHAT?!, YOUR LANGUAGE?! its called english for a reason it comes from ENGLAND, secondly yes we did invade your and steal your recourses like any other colonising country in the world, but arent you doing something very similar to that right now in the middle east, the so called indians were there long before us thieving basterds and then you thieving bastards and to be honest all you white americans owe your poxy existance to us. you bloody warmongering bastards/ not all of you tho
OPT996 1 week ago 17
@OPT996 When I heard about the 'stealing our language' thing I just had to rip the shit out of this video :L
JAKEMCCARTHY100 1 week ago
@OPT996 14 thumbs up = 15 dumb English that didn't get the joke.
whyeff21 6 days ago
@OPT996 Err, it's called like, sarcasm?? Us Brits invented it you know, although it seems we're too dumb to understand even the most blatant satire.
ratboy555 5 days ago
@OPT996 Listen limey I'm not sure about you, but I speak American
02dartda 5 days ago
@02dartda OK well if you do name me 10 significant characteristics of your so called language which differentiate it from the ENGLISH language. im sure thats not to dificult for a proud american like yourself...
OPT996 5 days ago
@OPT996 sorry to disturb but ENGLISH LANGUAGE(OLD ENGLISH)came from GERMANY called ANGLO SAXON <--------its proved that the english were invaders to britain so F*** OFF ISLE APE
CJCityAndreas 5 days ago
@CJCityAndreas true true, but in the end of the day none of you have managed to answer my question and im SPANISH u fucking dickhead i live in britain but im not british but this is my point...
OPT996 5 days ago
@OPT996 SPAIN SUCKS AND BRITAIN SUCKS TOO and you speak a language created by germanic tribes from germany/denmark called ENGLISH hahahahahahahha you island C***ts
CJCityAndreas 5 days ago
@CJCityAndreas aaahhh save it, no point in disputing with a narrow minded simpleton, while we were writing filosofy you were still swinging on trees...
OPT996 5 days ago
@OPT996 shut up you mixed inbred -the language you speak didnt even come from your country thats the biggest joke but whatever you people stink and live on an ISLAND hahahahahahhahahahaha
CJCityAndreas 4 days ago
@CJCityAndreas ARE YOU FUCKING STUPID YOU IGNORANT PIECE OF SHIT DO U UNDERSTAND YOUR SPEAKING THE SAME FUCKING LANGUAGE YOUR THE MOST HIPOCRITICAL PERSON IVE EVER SEEN. and i speak FOUR languages and i bet youve never even been 100 miles away from your poxy country, I BET IVE BEEN MORE PLACES THAN YOU, AND IM 15!!!
OPT996 4 days ago
@OPT996 I like you. Four languages. I like that. Anyone from Europe is most likely to be more well travelled than the average American. Ownership of passports is higher in Europe.
jeneshisugakuto 2 days ago
@OPT996 you are 15 and an ISLAND APE hahahahahhahahahahha fuck off you island ape your nation is an island cuz you island apes SMELL and british always need the HELP of the USA in all warrrrrrrrr cuz british stupids cannot fight alone on their own feet hahahahahhahahahhhahahahahahahahahha
CJCityAndreas 7 hours ago
@CJCityAndreas Mixed and inbred? Makes scientifically little sense. If one is mixed then one would suspect the gene pool is expanded. Our language as spoken today evolved from old languages and many other ones which are modern, true. But it was formulated on the island. Many people invaded and gave us bits of our language. We are in fact very similar to Japan. Technically all land masses are islands.
jeneshisugakuto 2 days ago
@jeneshisugakuto the anglo saxon who founded ENGLAND gave english language to britain therefore you freckles spoke CELT languages hahahahahha you SLAVBESSSSSSSSSSSS i hate gingers.................dye your hair please i hate red hair you celtic apes stink dumb british -you stole the language of the white man !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
CJCityAndreas 7 hours ago
@CJCityAndreas And Americans inherited our language which makes them even more fake. Did you know the french language as it stands today called français is new. Before that it was all just dialects or separate languages (Breton, Occitan...etc) Français didn't exist. What is your ethinicity. Its safe to say you are a Mongrel as much as I unless you are from say the Furi tribe or something.
jeneshisugakuto 2 days ago
@jeneshisugakuto stop crying when we all came from africa we didnt even have any language you island inbred so shut the f*** up and enjoy that the language you SPEAK NOW originated in GERMANY /DENMARK called ANGLO SAXON which makes even the smelly british nation WITHOUT AN OWN LANGUAGE hahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahaahhahahahahahahahahahha
CJCityAndreas 7 hours ago
@CJCityAndreas good point, and i'm from uk
it's all about germany i guess
natmanprime 5 days ago
@natmanprime you smell isle ape hahahaha
CJCityAndreas 4 days ago
@CJCityAndreas what a pathetic human being.
saying the same shit all over the page.
no one likes you.
please harm yourself.
your mummy and daddy hurt you, didnt they?
thats why u do this shit.
they didnt hurt you badly enough.
: )
natmanprime 1 day ago
@natmanprime shut up you inbred
CJCityAndreas 7 hours ago
@natmanprime you stinkkkkkkk island ape go and wash please
CJCityAndreas 7 hours ago
@CJCityAndreas haha, so i hit a nerve, didnt i? i hit some truth there didnt i? that gives me a nice warm feeling
mmmmmmthanks
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natmanprime 2 hours ago
Most Europeans are xenophobes.
MissEgasMoniz 1 week ago
this guy is such a fat american nob like if u agree
77110211joyd 1 week ago 14
@77110211joyd LOVE
simpleasLiam 1 week ago
Oh for God sake, it's an advert for a comedy group.
VashDraven 1 week ago
I... Don't know if he's kidding or not... He says something a bit silly, but then says something pointless and xenophobic...
Then again, we are just that awesome.
BrashOfKhaamph 1 week ago
the capital of xenophobia is....
radicalsystems 1 week ago
Wow, some people really missing the point, it's ironic (if you know what that means) and amusing.
kiyochica 1 week ago
did you know america was created by the english so you should thank england for you apprently best place in the world usa for all the things you have im english and proud to be we have queen you dont we have better tv you dont we have fab accents you dont so shut the fuck up beyatch
taisieplums 1 week ago
@taisieplums Yeah and your queens German, and we have 24, tell me a tv show thats better than 24 made in England? oh wait there is none because you guys only spend like $2 an episode making a show
02dartda 5 days ago
"The US would be nothing today if it weren't for the UK" God Brits are stupid. The world cannot survive without the United States. The world relies on us, so jokes on you GB...
siberia888 1 week ago in playlist Liked videos
@siberia888
do you have a queen no and your fab apprently country was created by the british so thank england for your great country and we help you alot we help your fucking battles your money we help alot for ur usa alot of americans cam from england did you know 90% of america has people who were from england so shut your fucking ass up before i come over to ur house and kick ur ass bitch
taisieplums 1 week ago
@taisieplums Brits are scum. Come to my house. I'm waiting.
siberia888 1 week ago
@siberia888 tosspot
radicalsystems 1 week ago
@taisieplums the joke about england is they are NOTHING without scotland or wales or ireland SEE RAF ARMY all commandars were scottish hahahahahahahahahha shit england SUCKS AS ALWAYS :D
CJCityAndreas 5 days ago
xD This is either comedy, or trolling. We stole their language? Why is it called: ENGLISH????
CiaranTheHedgehog 1 week ago
@CiaranTheHedgehog in india english is a official language aswell DOES THAT MAKE THEM ENGLISH PEOPLE NOW??????NO SO SHUT UP ISLAND C****T
CJCityAndreas 5 days ago
@CJCityAndreas too afraid to say cunt lol
EvieBowdenOfficial 4 days ago
lol, good piece of comedy. The only reason America was able to successfully rebel = help from the French and the Spanish!
rock1726 1 week ago
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gothx24 1 week ago
@gothx24 Another on the moron notch!
ratboy555 5 days ago
Even if it is a piss take. England Spawned what America is today. =]
Tomm3HB34r 1 week ago
you know this was all just intended as a massive piss-take? So stop having political (if you can call it that) debates on youtube! Don't argue with trolls - it means they win! This video is really funny to me, and i'm british you muppets!
phoenixoleum 1 week ago
@phoenixoleum Don't worry man this video just became a free-fire zone for insulting everyone who didn't understand it. Revel!! REJOICE!!!!
ratboy555 5 days ago
Nice Job Your Last Name is ENGlish And ENGlish came from ENGland Nice Job insulting your self i would say suck your tea bag but as in your language suck my freedom bag water......:D
AznFoxBoi 1 week ago
@AznFoxBoi If you knew how ironic this comment was you'd kill yourself.
ratboy555 5 days ago
I'm English and I found this hilarious. Who cares what certain people call their food/cars/possessions or any other factors for that matter, because when I look at a globe, I don't see any barriers, do you? We all bleed red and we probably all have family history we're slightly ashamed of. The world has benefitted from both counties, and both have come a long way, but are we not going backwards if we cannot learn we're all the same? Get a grip people, it's the 21st century for goodness sake.
TheOriginalBeth 1 week ago
I'm Eng
TheOriginalBeth 1 week ago
@TheOriginalBeth lish
AznFoxBoi 1 week ago
This American Arrogance is the reason why they are going downbank. No country can rule forever, thats history for you. In fact Europe rules US in terms of Economy. Best Engineers, Car manufactures (Aston Martin or Chevrolet lmao). US=Quantity, Europe=Quality...fact! A word to all Americans who behave like this....just behave and live your life because one day you will die and know one will give a crap that your dead except your mum lol.
prussell890 1 week ago
OMG U JUST OFFENDED HARRY POTTER NOW I CANT FORGIVE YOU!!! Oh and last time I checked America took our langue not the other way round. Americans speak English we don't speak American
silvervixen1111 1 week ago
@silvervixen1111 no I speak American though
02dartda 5 days ago
Nothing good has come out of Britain? Okay, WTF did you learn at school?
Vickky44 1 week ago
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DoctorOmega97 1 week ago
I'm English and think this is hilarious....... super Jesus lol
woodgate1980 1 week ago
@lukeseers22 How many times did your country ask for our help?
norah1699 1 week ago
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siberia888 1 week ago
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siberia888 1 week ago
pretty ironic his name is jack english, and when he says england walked into our land consumed our resources and told us what kind of government to have, what kind of country does that?? ummm the U.S just look at the situation in afghanistan, pakistan and iran THEY do it all the fucking time this man is cock juggling thunder cunt who doesnt know what hes saying!!!
jaynbey 1 week ago
to anyone who says "our awsome wars " you stupid fucking americans how bout you fght your own wars and stop ringing us to help next time i swear to god were gonna let it ring through to our voice mail !!!!!!!!
lukeseers22 1 week ago
@lukeseers22 UH I'm pretty sure your country BEGS us for help. You do realize that in WWII, we loaned your country billions of dollars which you still haven't paid off. We supplied everything from ass wipes to tanks. Maybe it is YOU who should fight your own wars. And before calling Americans stupid, you might want to brush up on your grammar and spelling...js.
siberia888 1 week ago
we are stealing ur language?
It is the English language, the clue is in the name lol
TheTurnerBurner 1 week ago
Yeah the language you're speaking is English so shut the fuck up!!!
DaTsK8ErBoi 1 week ago
Bad as us so suck my American dick and there's no queer british shame in my blood line.. Fuck both of our countries and yours the most to bad where all living in america so lick my fuckin tasty happymeal You can't have any pudding if you don't beat your meat
DankBlunt420 1 week ago
We all bleed the same dumb fucks, fuck all countries there all going to shit as we speak and fuck you British hip hip cheerio what the fuck is a bloody wanka fuckin pussy faggots your country sucks who gives a fuck about you Elton John red coat fags i'am white and and live in the u.s.a and you dumb fucks think your smarter and proper get out of the medieval times with your queen more like drag queen prince..... Yeah fuck our president to obama is a robot nigger ... You fucks are just as bad as
DankBlunt420 1 week ago
we have schools in the UK that have more history than your shitty country
alxran 1 week ago