"o my god fire! everyone stay FUCKN calm!! Angela's cat! Kevin save the snacks! The fire is shootin at us! Michael breaks window! The fires not real! Stanley passes out! Michael tries to save him! Barack is president & so is Stanley! Dont swallow ur tongue!!"
This intro is perfect. It starts with Dwight planning another one of his "schemes". Michael tries to control the situation..."STAY FKING CALM!", but after no escape, he tells "Everyone for themselves!" Oscar attempts to use the vent as an escape route, Kevin breaks into the vending machine to stock up. Michael uses and chair and a projector to break the window. Oscar falls through the vent, scaring Creed. Jim and Andy use the photocopier to smash their way out. Perfect chaos.
Michael throws projector through window, Andy yells "the fires shooting at us!," kevin breaks the snack machine to steal chips. This is my favorite scene from the office ever, every time i watch this i lose it.
" OH MY GOD, OKAY ITS HAPPENING. EVERYBODY STAY CALM. EVERYBODY STAY CALM.STAY FUCKING CALM.EVRYBODY JUST FUCKING CALM DOWN. " so hilarious cause hes freaking out the whole time while saying this. lol : D
The absurdity of this scene is absolutely hilarious! Add in Dwight's random quotes like "Have you ever seen a burn victim" and Michael trying to save Stanley at the end and you have the best office seen ever!
LOL!! This scene is so so so so FUNNY!! LUV the part where kevin was getting snacks!! Also the part where micheal came outside and told everyone to calm down! best EPISODE EVER!
The Office is the only show that actually makes me physically laugh. Many shows make me laugh on the inside or smile a bit, but this show makes me laugh... out loud. Every character is priceless.
Seriously, best scene. Also, a great scene is when Dwight gives "birth" to the watermelon. Frankly, all the best scenes involve him somehow... can I get an amen??
Exactly the same story with me man.. except it was 5AM and I tried to keep my laughter in but I simply couldn't.. once Michael started panicking.. and saying "STAY FUCKING CALM".. I just burst in to tears ahahaha
@Fukitall123 Second only to "Save Bandit!", and Angela tossing the cat into the cieling. I guess what Peter Griffin once said was true: Christians don't belive in gravity.
Lold so hard at the cat scene
mrmag1cc 6 days ago
Ep. 14 not 13
nsosa55 1 week ago
Dwight you mad genius
Frankeinstein127 1 week ago
"THE FIRE IS SHOOTING AT US!"
Oracle13 2 weeks ago
very funny...
ginamos101 2 weeks ago
2:59 Free Doritos!
salehkareemable 4 weeks ago
"o my god fire! everyone stay FUCKN calm!! Angela's cat! Kevin save the snacks! The fire is shootin at us! Michael breaks window! The fires not real! Stanley passes out! Michael tries to save him! Barack is president & so is Stanley! Dont swallow ur tongue!!"
Malafky 1 month ago
Michael: "I'm gonna give him mouth to mouth."
Jim: "No no no, don't give him mouth to mouth..."
Michael: *jams his wallet in stanley's mouth*
ilovelucastillll 1 month ago 5
"STAY FUCKING CALM! EVERYBODY FUCKING CALM DOWN!"
zinnycat1597 1 month ago 11
LMFAOOO LMFAOOO. omfg i laughed so hard i effing cried. every single time. lmfaoooo.
livexthexlife192 1 month ago
THE FIRE'S SHOOTING AT US!!!
lol wtfbbq
zxLoneWolf 1 month ago 2
OMG this was great... Lmao hilarious
Lilliisax3 2 months ago
This was the first episodeof the Office I ever saw. xD
xSpaghettiCat 2 months ago
@xSpaghettiCat Same here. Right after the Super Bowl!!!
Marth755 1 month ago
Lmao at the cat.
ThaKing271 2 months ago
"The fire is shooting at us" ha ha
hrivera007 2 months ago
My favorite scene from the office!! LMAO
Captain00Crunch 2 months ago
"USE THE SURGE OF FEAR AND ADRENALIN TO SHARPEN YOUR DECISION-MAKING!" this whole intro is the funniest thing I've seen my whole life.
OliviaHandbook 2 months ago
I fucking love how Kevin's like "SAVE THE FOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
shawnchi 2 months ago
BARACK IS PRESIDENT...YOU ARE BLACK, STANLEY! xD omg, I fucking love this episode.
NoobKittehz 2 months ago
CREED'S FACE AT 3:29 :D
addictinsession 2 months ago 6
I'm surprised no one beat Dwight's ass after this.
Legba85 3 months ago
This is the true definition of a fire drill to the extreme!
bugalooshrimp92 3 months ago
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Legba85 3 months ago
Oscar was the only halfway intelligent one. That and Kevins looting of the vending machines.
Wildcat425B 3 months ago
i literally cried laughing from start to finish
guitarhero3689 4 months ago 22
THIS IS WORTH WATCHING AND WATCHING
tatis83 4 months ago
She has a Cat in a Drawer!!!!!
kentfirealarms 4 months ago
3:27 LOL CREED!
GFAQbiggles 4 months ago 5
2:58-3:05 hahahahaha
laxbroo27 4 months ago
STAY FUCKING CALM !!!!!!!!!!!lol
keven vending.......creeds face....fire shooting at us lololololol to much funny.
crocopliddell 4 months ago 2
This intro is perfect. It starts with Dwight planning another one of his "schemes". Michael tries to control the situation..."STAY FKING CALM!", but after no escape, he tells "Everyone for themselves!" Oscar attempts to use the vent as an escape route, Kevin breaks into the vending machine to stock up. Michael uses and chair and a projector to break the window. Oscar falls through the vent, scaring Creed. Jim and Andy use the photocopier to smash their way out. Perfect chaos.
Neros3443 4 months ago 4
3:12-3:15 LOL!!
OSMOOLEE 4 months ago
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OSMOOLEE 4 months ago
YOU WILL NOT DIE STANLEY! BARRACK IS PRESIDENT, YOU ARE BLACK!
smoshoneto 4 months ago
THE FIRES SHOOTING AT US
xecidex 4 months ago 2
I WAS LOLing SO HARD!!!! XD XD
MyLyricsVideosRock 5 months ago
Phillis: Oh, I forgot my purse.
Stanley: LEAVE IT WOMAN!
TheVillainOfVirginia 5 months ago 6
Omg I love the office, I couldn't stop laughing the whole time watching this:D
XblackveilbridesxXx 5 months ago
epic face at 3:29
diradabba1 5 months ago
This enitre episode is hilarious.
longboards4josh 5 months ago
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lordkomodo123 5 months ago
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lordkomodo123 5 months ago
How did the office pull of a perfect cast like this?
MooseTomson 5 months ago 5
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The fire is shooting at us!! :D
angelom07 5 months ago
Best scene. I love it!
fernandolasserre 5 months ago
Lmfao creeds face when Oscar falls!
karlisle93 5 months ago 4
I died @ the Save Bandit! part
Luthos 5 months ago 3
OK WE'RE TRAPPED! EVERYONE FOR THEM SELF!! LOL
fabflowa 5 months ago
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fabflowa 5 months ago
What episode?
Paculbaboy 5 months ago
@Paculbaboy season 5 episode 13 : Stress Relief
JennJenn4life 5 months ago
EVERY MAN FOR HIMSELF!!! AHAHA I LOVE THIS
jasonali100 5 months ago 2
Stanley! Barack is President Stanley! YOU ARE BLACK STANLEY!!
wxwxwx7777777 5 months ago 5
SAVE BANDIT!!!!!
walkingonsunshine342 5 months ago 2
i pissed myself!
MosesTV1 5 months ago
im dieing every time watching this xD
Krissjee 6 months ago
HELP!!! HEEELP!!!!
tangao0000007 6 months ago
DC office building?
dankdabe 6 months ago
This clip convinced me to watch the office now.
miniprizes 6 months ago 3
2 ppl got shot at by the fire xD
104Cheeto 6 months ago
Today , Smoking's gonna save lives... LEGEND
bbddasa 6 months ago
lmfao @ the cat coming out of the other side of the ceiling
mmmcookies02 6 months ago
Michael throws projector through window, Andy yells "the fires shooting at us!," kevin breaks the snack machine to steal chips. This is my favorite scene from the office ever, every time i watch this i lose it.
MrIlikethecolorgreen 6 months ago
that was hilarious when angela throws up her cat and comes out the other end!
johootly 6 months ago 4
lmfao @ kevin stealing chips
Endrance88 6 months ago
lol the fat guy reminds me of london rioters
harj2009 6 months ago
i can't imagine how fun this must have been to film omg
pinkycheeks 6 months ago
@pinkycheeks I would really wanna be that guy that climbs up the vents to try to escape but fails miserably XD
Neros3443 6 months ago
2:50 someone says "oh shit"
dickcheese663 6 months ago
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dickcheese663 6 months ago
i wonder how they unlocked the doors
jordenvega313 6 months ago
Creed's reaction at 3:28 XD
XxTidusnYunaxX 6 months ago
Remember your exit points *climbs onto ceiling*
Tsoto247 6 months ago
I saw did at midnight and I swear I laugh super hard when Angela threw her cat and it came crashing down the ceiling. I think I woke up my family
brownwalrus100 7 months ago
dwight: no, no, no michael. touch the handle, if its hot, their could be fire in the hallway
michael: ...what does warm mean?
LOL. :)
kitty032391 7 months ago 3
Season 5 ep. 13? WRONG
soso2282 7 months ago
SAVE BANDIT!
copaJose 7 months ago
the best intro to any show in the history of television!
copaJose 7 months ago 96
Oh my gooood... ok. its happening..everybody stay calm everybody stay calm.. (freaks out) staayy fuckkinnng caaalmm...
bbddasa 7 months ago
today, Smoking is gonna save lives...
Sohailtheking1 7 months ago
3:29 - Creed's face when Oscar's legs falls out of the ceiling is HILARIOUS!
vaarn89 7 months ago 4
Dwight is the fucking man
QuikDJ 7 months ago
it's hilarious how dwight keeps on saying 'procedure' in the background
staldex 7 months ago
This is the best thing from the office.
Charlie12241 7 months ago
" OH MY GOD, OKAY ITS HAPPENING. EVERYBODY STAY CALM. EVERYBODY STAY CALM.STAY FUCKING CALM.EVRYBODY JUST FUCKING CALM DOWN. " so hilarious cause hes freaking out the whole time while saying this. lol : D
musicismyweapon1000 7 months ago 2
The absurdity of this scene is absolutely hilarious! Add in Dwight's random quotes like "Have you ever seen a burn victim" and Michael trying to save Stanley at the end and you have the best office seen ever!
dhudgin09 7 months ago
LOL!! This scene is so so so so FUNNY!! LUV the part where kevin was getting snacks!! Also the part where micheal came outside and told everyone to calm down! best EPISODE EVER!
TheYugiohgxfan 7 months ago 3
The Office is the only show that actually makes me physically laugh. Many shows make me laugh on the inside or smile a bit, but this show makes me laugh... out loud. Every character is priceless.
MrFrodo1066 7 months ago 5
@MrFrodo1066 i know exactly what you mean. for me, its the office, south park and that 70s show
MrSuchak 7 months ago
Feb 1, 2009 was the last time I cried from laughing so hard. Incidently, that was also the air date for this episode.
kornmasterdan 7 months ago
@Darkstar27100
now it is, indeed, the worst shit on tv
but in the 90s it was different
efsq 7 months ago
what episode is this?
jessilovestennis 7 months ago
funny funny
MegaNimrod10 7 months ago
THIS IS STOLEN FROM THE SIMPSONS
FUCKING MEDIOCRE FAGGOTS
efsq 7 months ago
Kevin is looting the vending machines!!...lololol..This scene was soooo funny!...lol. I laughed so hard, it was crazy.
MsTinyCurls 7 months ago
2:46 Epic Cat Fail...
Seriously, best scene. Also, a great scene is when Dwight gives "birth" to the watermelon. Frankly, all the best scenes involve him somehow... can I get an amen??
zulu45 7 months ago
tnx for uploading this!!! i luv the office and dwight is funny!!!!!
prettysmallpenus 7 months ago
Pam: The phones are dead!
Dwight: Oh, how did that happen?
LOL
2Canucks1996 7 months ago
"Stanley!!! Stanley!!! Barrack is President!!! You are black Stanley!!!" HAHAHAHAHA!!!
BTodd1107 7 months ago 7
That was the best episode of office
koorosh124 7 months ago
lolz that cat had me crackin up
animezlyfe 7 months ago 2
Still a great vid!
SuperBlur17 7 months ago
SAVE BANDIT!
Wolfgal97 7 months ago
Too funny...classic!
fredbass7 7 months ago
when michael starts throwing the chair at the window, LOLOLOLOL
Juliuspaulfrank 7 months ago 4
Best start to The Office EVER
AhaSeriously 7 months ago 6
First time I saw this it was at 2:00 AM, I was dieing of laughter. I woke my family up, they were like WTF.
Leos215 7 months ago 50
@Leos215
Exactly the same story with me man.. except it was 5AM and I tried to keep my laughter in but I simply couldn't.. once Michael started panicking.. and saying "STAY FUCKING CALM".. I just burst in to tears ahahaha
gamez101 7 months ago 4
@Leos215 jojojojojojo!! me too!!! really!
CharlieAngVal 7 months ago
How did they get out?!?!?!
Kaitlyn102798 7 months ago
everybody stay calm! STAY CALM! EVERYBODY STAY ****ING CALM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This scene was fucking glorious.
WJWProductionz 8 months ago
THE FIRES SHOOTING AT US!!!!!
BuellerBueller95 8 months ago
Kevin and Creed steal the shit again LOLOLOLOLOL
Creed's face is so goddamn funny and then Michael and Kevin HAHAHAAA!!!!
Kevin breaks the vending machine and Michael throws a chair at the window and it bounces off LOL
laffyta2 8 months ago
No on my phone(Blackberry) it only had Dwight's Fire Drill, still kick ass vid, CREED FACE EPIC! Jim: "WHAT!"
SuperBlur17 8 months ago
THE FIRE IS SHOOTING AT US!!!
Oracle13 8 months ago
This is the best scene from the Office EVER HAHAHHAHA wtttfff
spanishissofun 8 months ago
"Everbody stay calm! STAY F CALM!!! CALM THE F DOWN!!!!!
SuperBlur17 8 months ago
STAY FUCKING CALM!
PoppinDav 8 months ago in playlist The Office
lolz michael is all like, everyone stay calm, STAY F*CKING CALM!!!!!
Jess0914 8 months ago
I have never laughed so much in my life, its 3AM and ive tried to hold my laugh.. but i just BURST out laughing OMG ahahaha
Kevin goes for the vending machine, the cat falls down OMG im still laughing and crying OMG funniest moment in history.
gamez101 8 months ago
@gamez101 This is one of the funniest scenes on the show. First time watching this, I couldn't breathe because I was laughing so hard..;)
MsTinyCurls 7 months ago
sooo funny when michael is like "OH GOD, OKAY ITS HAPPENING!!!" LOL like he's always expected that to happen!!! LOL
empi1290 8 months ago 4
@empi1290
oh my God my thoughts exactly. when he said that i lost itt.
socc3rpro523 7 months ago
This is funny as hell! LOL! What season is this from?
SuperBlur17 8 months ago
@SuperBlur17 Really? It says Season 5 right at the top of the page... o.O
Oracle13 8 months ago
What have we learned? ... Oscar is a ninja?
Frost1015610 8 months ago
This is the funniest scene ever!!!!
metaljunkie98 8 months ago
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Hahahahah Kevin looting the vending-machine hahahah
Vinca09 8 months ago
Hahahahah Keving looting the vending-machine hahahah
Vinca09 8 months ago
Its fricken halarious when angela throws her cat and falls through the roof, best scene ever!!
ilys1995 8 months ago 3
Everyone, stay calm. STAY FUCKING CALM!!
imthepartybeast 8 months ago 2
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omg i swear to God this is the funniest thing EVER!!! i watched this with my best friend and bf they almost peed their pants lmfao 3:40
Macy64CP 8 months ago
omg i swear to God this is the funniest thing EVER!!! i watched this with my best friend and bf they almost peed their pants
Macy64CP 8 months ago
i'd hate to be the cameraman right now.... STAY FUCKING CALM!!!!
Kaitlyn102798 8 months ago
lmao Michael: OH MY GAWWWWWD
wingknot 8 months ago
I love it when Michael goes, "HELP, HEEEEEEELP"
sexyHGsquad 8 months ago
This is my favorite episode of The Office EVER
sexyHGsquad 8 months ago
STAY FUCKING CALM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
AtomicVHPunk 8 months ago 3
we learn that people like stanley will have heart attacks
Eon198 8 months ago
THE FIRE'S SHOOTING AT US.
hangingoffthings 8 months ago 39
Meridith- "Save Bandit!"
*Tosses Cat Through Hole*
*Cat Falls Through Ceiling*
Borowczyk007 8 months ago
I love The Office.If I had a wish,I'd make Steve Carell come back,It just isn't the same without him.
12Towanda 8 months ago
i loved kevin breaking in the vending machine - hahaha giong out with a giant 'f.u.' to corporate america.
grillking 8 months ago
i started laughing when it began
Eon198 8 months ago
favorite opening ever, stanley kills me with the "oh my god" lmao
hayleyspring 8 months ago
OMG WHATS THE PRECIDURE??
xXsteelman2xX 8 months ago
"STANLEY, BARACK IS PRESIDENT!" lol!!!!! This intro never gets old!
Zurahification 9 months ago
THE FIRE IS SHOOTING AT US!
Bana871 9 months ago
ha the cat part! XD
helBleh 9 months ago
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For fuck's sake, would you please guys stop filming your screen! Put the real video on!
MonsieurDDD 9 months ago
@MonsieurDDD nobody's forcing you to watch it...heck nobody asked you to...so y don't u just go get the better quality video and bugger off
sweetshugakandy 9 months ago
what season and episode is this from?
apokinut11 9 months ago
@apokinut11 read the title of the video.
medenilam 9 months ago
ohmy GOOOD OK ITS HAPPENING
BabmerChan 9 months ago
Jan: "The phones are dead"
Dwight: "Oh how did that happen"
Yet he suggested they call 911.....what the hell?
mattnashisgay 9 months ago
@mattnashisgay to see if they do the next thing in case the phones were dead
syaoranpies 9 months ago
@mattnashisgay
PAM not JAN lol
gamez101 8 months ago
probably one of the best scenes in the show if not the best
lmao kevin with the vending Machine. "Barrock is president Stanley. You are Black Stanley!"
Moviedude041195 9 months ago
How does Kevin react in a crisis? Loot the vending machine!
RoboNickBot 9 months ago 4
when the cat went through the roof i lold
jmn1228 9 months ago 4
Did you film this with a toaster?
puio7 9 months ago
"THE FIRE'S SHOOTING AT US!!!"
PunchSydeiron 9 months ago 5
Oh my gosh that was HILARIOUS!!! I watched it over and over Haha
superwriter17 9 months ago
I love that this was professionally recorded.
jaisonrhymes 9 months ago
One of the best scenes ever. I hate when people video tape their tvs.
kev959 9 months ago
SAVE BANDIT!
kidkong584 9 months ago 3
@kidkong584 That was the best part.
PunchSydeiron 9 months ago
@PunchSydeiron And then right after kevin breaks into the vending machine. No one ever realizes that.
kidkong584 9 months ago
@kidkong584 The whole thing was a stroke of comedy genius!
PunchSydeiron 9 months ago 2
Stanley! Stanley! Barack is president!......haha that made my day
Fukitall123 9 months ago
@Fukitall123 Second only to "Save Bandit!", and Angela tossing the cat into the cieling. I guess what Peter Griffin once said was true: Christians don't belive in gravity.
PunchSydeiron 9 months ago
Smokey the bear says: Only you can prevent Dwight wild fires XD
CoolKratos2 9 months ago
stay fuckin calm!!!!!
ulala9898 9 months ago
love the nod at 0:36
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