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  • very funny .. but where is the bush review ?

  • LMAO

  • Im Latino and I find this very funny

  • I wanna see his review of Black Ops :P

  • ...that my personal doctor monitors my balls after every level.

    Thats what I heard.

  • Did he just say Bush @ 0:09?

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  • Fidel Castro should work for IGN! :D

  • This is fucking insulting. Viva Fidel.

  • @ProletarianTakeover Ve must rize up against ze bourgeoisie oppressors who used their means of production to create this vile insult to the face of our glorious dictator! Oh wait, in communism we are not suppposed to have a dictator.... oh vell, close enough.

  • shoud review black ops

  • @chechen44ss Maybe Iran, but I'm thinking the next COD after MW3 could have North Korea as the enemy instead...

  • @mastalp01 I understand that english is a very complicated language. But i agree english does a few weird rules.

  • @mastalp01 dont be racist... its good that you respect your language but its not better than any other language in the end...

  • @TheLastAirNanners spanish is better, gramatically at least :P

  • Ftw... is he making fun of spanish? ftw you think spanish? English is sh it compared to spanish... English comes from half/animal people :) spanish comes from Latin.... Roman people! Cultur is latin word, not english... education is latin word.. not english at all.... and English people could not make/build these words in the past because their way of thinkin was tooo retrograded.

    Long live latinoamerica... Show some respect baxtards!!!

  • @mastalp01 its bastards not "baxtards" furthermore English is made up of many differant languages including French which comes from Latin

  • @timenyart i wrote baxtard because i wanted... you baxtard! :) .... english sucks! so dont mess with romantic lenguages! ... btw french sounds really rare.... like arabic.. english was so bad so poor... that it needed to borrow words from other lenguages... ... i have nothing against english lenguage but the guy that made the video is really an ignorant and he should know some facts before uploading this insult.

  • @mastalp01 machinima made this, they are a gaming website, not a single person, you say english sucks and yet you still say you have nothing against english........talking out of both sides of your mouth, and no this video is not making fun of spanish, it is making a joke about Fidel's retirement and specualting( however unrealistically what he does now) dont hate man...

  • @timenyart HATERS GONNA HATE!! :)  its about the way fidel castro speaks... he speaks like an idiot in this video and you know what that means... and tbw im on the side of Castro... you can go fck yourself

  • @mastalp01 culture is greek word basically like music but since the latin language comes from the ancient greek there are not many differences

  • @videonfan you are right there

  • Viva Fidel, when americans couldnt kill him in real life after over 600 tries they made Black Ops, which is gayest game with worst players on mother earth anyway.

  • @Pvjinflight we still cant kill him, even in that game............lol I dont hate fidel that much

  • lol photoshop fail

  • DAMN VIDEO ADS

  • CASTRO ROCKS

  • stereotypical bullshit coming from white trash shit

  • @2tooful calm the fuck down, it's just a joke

  • @2tooful its a joke... get over it

  • @2tooful take it easy, its just a joke.

  • @2tooful u mad bro?

  • @2tooful People like you still exist? I feel bad for the country you're living in.

  • @2tooful Europeans where always been assholes

  • @kutkinderen ahem it come to my attention your from armenia and armenia is in fact in europe. so are you calling your country an asshole yoursel???

  • @gangstersteve1993 Political Armenia is in Europe but if you look at geographic way, than Armenia is located in Asia

  • @kutkinderen touche I didn't think o it that way as it is like Turkey, Russia and some other countries too.

  • @gangstersteve1993 Its complicated

  • @kutkinderen it shall is. I always thought Armenia was in europe not Asia lol

  • @2tooful glad some1 speaks it out

  • @2tooful Says one of the unthinking majority, calling all Germans Nazis.

    Great logic - I am a Nazi with being born in 1990 -.-

  • @benutzer29915022 ehmm i dont care that you are a nazi, rot in hell.

  • @2tooful I am NOT, you ignorant rascist.

    How should I be? 1933-45 and I´m born in 1990 MAKES no SENSE AT ALL; YO ASSHAT!

  • @2tooful cry me a river, oh cry me a river

  • @2tooful How do you know that a black did not make this video?

  • @2tooful whites always make good shit of themselves, calling the beardy man idiot

  • @2tooful My problem isn't with you, it's with the 21 people who "liked" your dipshit comment.

  • @ChrisMathers3501 I'm glad that I pissed you and 31 bigoted pricks :)

  • VIVA FIDEL! VIVA VIVA VIVA VIVA VIVA!!!!!!!! fuk you Yanqui! MUERE

  • Yet still a better review then IGN has ever made

  • damn,,,how is it possible that a video that seems to be made from a son of a bitch has such a good rating ?

  • That awkward moment when Castro finds him shooting himself ;)

  • Im cuban and this is the funniest shit i have ever seen

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  • @R41NCH1LD85 Wow your dumb.

  • how is this even funny.. do a real ignorant person like any u.s. president or a celebrity buy why make fun of someone thats achieved so much in life.. so much more than makin videos to degrade others ...

  • @kingcamilo you are wrong

  • @dic3ful see you dont know shit about him all you can say is i am wrong not givin any reason as to why. you just say hes bad cuz everyone else does as everyone else does the same... u.s. is master of propaganda thats how they got everyone to believe hes an asshole when truly the people of his country love him as a leader

  • @kingcamilo Well, seeing that I moved into the US 3 months ago with a political Refugee Visa is more than enough reason to tell you that you are wrong my friend. I am Cuban. Fidel gained power in 1959 after fighting another dictator called Batista, in school all they ever teach you is that he saved the country and that the US is bad. We don't have internet, cable, hell we don't even have cellphones. All the information going into the country is filtered by the government

  • @kingcamilo Maybe you should know where i am from Search brain4sale91@yahoo.com on FaceBook. My profile should pop up.

  • LOL!!

  • Hmm... Gaddafi review's COD4 in 2007 about it taking place in Libya and now in 2011, the same year COD4 is set in Libya is bombed. Castro's review might be a hint of what takes place in Black Ops while the then-President of Russia Putin also reviewed COD4 and the US is invaded by them in 2016 in MW2 and also according to leaked info, the Russian President is held hostage by perhaps Makarov's men in MW3...

    Activision might be on to something... Are they predicting world events through COD?

  • @OrangeFr3ak29 holy shit your right so the next war will be in iran i think

  • @OrangeFr3ak29 youre an idiot

  • Okay okay good one but is so stupid men...

  • what did Castro say about black ops ´s first mission? that was no fun,killing nazis in ww2 is one thing but this is too much

  • i like see castro review black because not only dose he get killed but he kills ZOMBIES?!

  • Is this legit!?

  • @captainjjb84 of course not! wow dude just wow man

  • castros soundtrack =DDD

  • I wonder if he knows that he got killed in black ops....

  • @armadyllah He didn't. You only kill his double in the game.

  • 2.4 cigars out of 10. :O

  • Why does Castro have a Mexican accent? Lame.

  • @jxsie he sounds mexican because they both have the same kind of languege

  • @mafiaman500 He should have a more cuban-ish accent.

  • @mafiaman500 An Englishman, and an Australian have the same kind of language. YET they both have DIFFERENT accents. Lame excuse. Cubans do not sound like Mexicans, and Mexicans do not sound like Puerto Ricans. We all sound different. All Hispanics are not Mexicans. No offense to them in anyway whatsoever. Just sayin.

  • @jxsie

    So true....and I hope one day...even our american friends can differ dutch (netherlands) from deutsch (german) and Germany from Austria...

  • @jxsie finnaly a smart person

  • @jxsie thats obvious but im white so I just figured you guys have the same problem.

  • @jxsie I voted you down cuz Im american

  • @hat1324  I'm American too. What's your point?

  • @hat1324 I'm American too. Born, and raised. What is your point?

  • @jxsie Yea but the majority of the cubans and peerto ricans are black so that was a lame comment. They sound black.

  • Why he always wears orange Adidas sport jacket :/ Is he trying to tell something with that?

  • Ha ha he uses cigars to rate games lol

  • Have him review Black ops. Castro IS in Campaign and Zombie mode XD

  • true....good on ya for being a smart lad :D

  • Lets see him rate black ops 

  • Feels so good shooting Castro in the face in Black Ops... Doing the world a favor in destroying fascism... o i mean communism. damn i always get those two mixed up :P

  • @HumpDeBump100 do some research before saying that, castro was the good guy in the cuban missile crisis.

  • @davelikescake1 huh?.... are you doin acid?

  • @HumpDeBump100 acid? 

  • @davelikescake1 ya acid... only someone on drugs would defend a guy like castro

  • @HumpDeBump100 oh well just saying, they give him a bad image but he aint that bad. why, what is it that makes you hate him?

  • @davelikescake1 cuz he is a crazy fascist posing as a communist....

  • @HumpDeBump100 meh, maybe so but he was only communist cos of america treating cubans like slaves. he forced the american implamented government (batista) out of cuba but faced attack from america. so the ussr offer protection, weapons and so on in exchange for cuba becoming communist and having nuclear bases on it. so yeah kinda americas fault if you hate him...

  • @davelikescake1

    I see you didn't pay a lot of attention in History class.

  • @Boy75402 funny i just checked my inbox then and well yes, i did actually. why would you like to give the correct version please. enlighten me please...

  • @Boy75402 oh and that mini debates over. just realised he accepted my "justification" and so yeah. but still tell my your version of the story?

  • @davelikescake1 youre an idiot...

  • @ieldarb123 go on then, tell me whats wrong with what ive stated? not a single one of you assholes has ever replied when i ask this, lets see if your any different.

  • @davelikescake1

    Its not americas fault its russias! castro overthrew his own ruler and russia armed him up....and america never treated them like slaves stupid learn your history!

  • @deathrifle erm yeah they did. they pretty much raped the resources of cuba and payed nothing to cubans, only their dictatorship. you say learn my history when i know it better than you. i'll ask you a question that should open your mind a bit, in libya right now which side do you believe should be the one in control, gaddafi or the rebels?

  • @deathrifle i dont think the comment i posted was sent so i'll try this again. cuba WAS treated like a slave country, america just raped their sugar cane resources and gave bare minimal to the cubans, whilst supplying their dictatorship to PREVENT a rebelion. of course that still happened and yes, russia did arm them but it was americas own fault for treating cuba like their bitch, of course their gonna go communist after that. in comparison do you support gaddafi or the rebels in libya?

  • @davelikescake1

    America never armed there first dictator it was just a dictator for a dictator was all. And I support the rebels.

  • @deathrifle "supplying" probably wasnt the right word for that. anyway look at it this way, you supported the rebels. libya can be portrayed as cuba but with reverse roles. the rebels are the oppressed cubans, fighting for their countries freedom. gadaffis government is batista(cuban dictator) for the obvious reasons and finally france, uk and usa are russia, supplying the rebels. ironic isnt it how you say it was ussr's fault despite the fact our countries are playing the same role right now.

  • FAKE!!!

  • Why ppl talk about mw2 if this is cod4? When IW did the right thing, cod4 came. So ty IW :D

  • That pic was fake but awesome if not

  • "I killed you!"

  • @FLyingLawnMower123 - HAHA nice, I hope your trolling and your not serious. Castro is a dick

  • @warmachine4563 not more of a dick than nixon, reagan, bush etc.

  • Get Castro to review CoD: Black Ops.

  • Give picture of Castro playing xbox!

  • DETECTING TROLL IN LOWER COMMENT ENGAGE WITH CAUTION

  • I find this disgusting and offensive FUCK YOU MACHINIMA

  • he should rate black ops

  • Infinity Ward are worse than Treyarch, MW2 has all the problems of Black Ops, and is more unbalanced.

  • COD black ops they kill castro !!

    how much cigarsi will he give for the review?? xD

  • @marcheapple1 No you kill a fake. The real castro survived.

  • @gurtznak i now you r tard i study moder world history in colege!

  • Erh.. My title cover music pls. XD

  • Lol si es la verdad

  • esto es no is verdad

  • It's ironic how they pick him to mock, then a few years later he appeares as enemy. Hopes he enjoys Black Ops.

  • @QueenJneeuQ To bad he cant enjoy it. He's dead.

  • @gurtznak shut up idiot. how is he dead retard?

  • @FIFA07Addicted

    CUZ IT SAYS SO IN BLACKOPSZZZZ NOOBZORS

    jk man, fuck black ops infinity ward is the best

  • @DECICIVETOAST true. I hate black ops. I only play it because its new, but its already getting boring. the story is totally retarded and unplausible, in MP the hit detection is absolute shit and ruins the game, skillful players get screwed the whole time. long live IW/respawn entertainment.

  • @FIFA07Addicted

    glad to see someone with the same opinion!

    I believe COD 4 was the best and will always be.

  • @FIFA07Addicted According to Activision treyarch did most of the work on the multiplayer aspects of 4/mw2, but yeah black ops is just so casual and rewarding to shit players its pathetic, 1 out of my 10 deaths actually involve somebody using sights on a weapon, rest is just hipfiring baddies, knives and explosives.

  • what a fuck!!!

  • yeah... he loves call of duty... but lets wait until he plays black ops!

  • @artur1197 He will plays the multiplayer of Black Ops and he will choose Tropas in the multiplayer.

  • @artur1197 haaaaaahaaaaaahaaaaaaa campain

  • sshh...no one tell him about black ops

  • 3 years ago, he was reviewing a game.

    now, he's reviewing himseelf in black ops(PROBABLY).

  • This one is hilarious!

  • BOOBS now that i have you're attention i think the guy in the yellow shirt at 0:55 is my grandpa i swear omfg and hes cuban ahhhh

  • FUCK YOU EEUU FUCK YOU !! 

  • Тупое видео

  • Thumbs up if you think National Drug control commercial is racist

  • @iEamonnGaming Fail

  • Wait till he plays Black Ops...

  • @MrBackwarding YEAH WHEN HE GETS SNIPED

  • I'd LOVE to see him review Black Ops, haha.

  • @jculpa

    he already told that B.O sucks lol

  • Castro needs to review Black Ops... 0_o

  • @SpanishBroomaker Castro plays zombie mode on the pentagon: "Whoa WTF is that me?!?!"

  • @020stevenleu And when in a lobby, he insists entering last, because he wants to play as himself! >:D

  • I love how abrupt things are...from the themes to the claps.. lol

  • ахахах

  • haaa gringos pendejos y incluyo a toda su fanaticada como no lo lograron a hora hasta donde los lleva la ignorancia tratar de descriminar en un play video asi no se oculta la verdad no crean que latino america con este tipo de juegos segara sus ojos noooo la revolucion jamas sera vencida.......

  • @ramvillone K?

  • estan pendejos ustedes los gringos, asi se chingan al niño loco aleman con els puto mal doblaje

  • apparently castro is in black ops...

  • @iraqiblaze no shit

  • @awesomevideomaker911 i posted my comment before black ops came out

  • @iraqiblaze wonder if they even got his permission?

  • that was awesome , eso etuvo genial , el con el control de xbox que mate de risa, he withe the xbox controller so funny.

    2.4 cigarrs out of ten awesome

  • I love this videos of COF4!!!!!!!!!!!

  • chill leader :)

  • u guys should make on whith hitler

  • LOL That image of Fidel Castro plaing X-Box worth Milions xD

  • @ImperialGuard9001 Adolf hitler plays ps3

  • it typically is such a brilliant video game. i'd personally have paid for it yet i'm as a result ecstatic i managed to get it free from mw2forfreeWinfo (replace W with . ) so i can use the money on an alternative mouse.

  • I think that the best one was the Vladimir Ptuin reveiw.

  • @sushiking1223 The best is Kim Jong Il review best theme ever xD

  • @sushiking1223 you ssould see the Qaddafi

  • fidel castro in cod4

    alias in COD4 "EL COMANDANTE"

    first weapon: riotious behaviour

    second weapon: "LA VIDA LOCA"

  • back when machinima was AWESOME...

  • ''Imported beer'' on the wall lmao

  • blah blah blah who going to fuck up to ass of miami mafiasos:) lets having cocain party you fucking ass hole facists-dumb mafiasos...

    Viva Fidel

    Viva Che

    Long Live Cuba

  • @TheCanniball74 VIVA CHE! VIVA CUBA!

  • now where is Osama Binladen's review?

  • he looks like Imard Zakahev who didn't shaved for mounts.

  • 2.4 cigars, lol